Newer Fake Switch Games

[@failboat]

also I have a plush that is about to go away forever in under 2 weeks go here to get one makeship.com/products/failboat

[@amxterxsu138]

Failboat stop activating my fight-or-flight

[@cupofjoe1785]

When did you stream this?

[@tavionsiu]

So... I'm obligated to buy one aren't I

[@Togi.]

Sonic gun

[@E3r0r_OG]

Plush in should be a failing boat lol😂

[@GGGabrielGaming]

THE PROBLEM: There is no problem THE SOLUTION: CREATE MORE PROBLEMS

[@FrenzyProgram]

Nobody is even noticing this

[@sunKde]

Bro you genius

[@tanktheryu9506]

That's the point

[@emmettkmusic]

YEAAAAAAAH

[@your.fav.Catcher.]

WARIO WARE'S PANTS is not a problem

[@lilzlilzlilzlilzlilzlilzli3992]

*The problem:* there isn’t enough cursed imagery already *The Solution:* _this series_

[@r1verr65]

yyyyyyyyyyyyyup

[@captainblue5096]

*Ourselves*

[@luigiwithashotgun2196]

I like the cursed images honestly

[@asrieldreemurr1988]

UnKnown BEATS I really like them too

[@danielemarazzi3052]

Yup

[@ColdKitty]

RIGHT AFTER the “Cooking Mother” thing, I got an ad for a seasoning thing, and they said, “Tonight’s dinner is going to be great.”

[@toobin_]

They aren’t wrong

[@jakesouthern4050]

I got an Italian food lesson ad after the failboat eats lasagna

[@your.fav.Catcher.]

OH NNNNNNOOOOOOO

[@claudedebussyreal]

ohno

[@Jellyshark39]

It will be great

[@Tabby_CatMeow]

“I won by a LANDSLIDE!“ “Yea, and landslides are natural disasters.“

[@claytonbaker_real]

holy crap, man with the insults

[@glockshooter6162]

CORRECT MEME

[@six_buck_dlc]

damn that was like a stove at 560 degrees

[@rebornorthodox77]

ouch...

[@WizzOfIzz]

apply cold water to burned area

[@ksbloistl]

When you did Mario X Doki Doki, Shouldve called it okie doki literature club

[@trash-lol]

@Bromine Bradley “When you *Did* Mario X Doki Doki, *Shouldve* called it okie doki literature club”

[@GarlicConnoisseur]

LET'S A NO

[@lilycreeper5246]

He didn't do mario x doki doki this episode tho

[@sayori3016]

I’m not sure Mario would be okie doki after me hanging myself, Yuri stabbing her self and Natsuki having a broken neck

[@dyldragon2145]

Oh god yes

[@renamamiya6423]

"No. no no no you're Sonic, Daniel you're Sonic" - Fyrus

[@latry4361]

“Why be depressed when you can be sonic?”

[@daven5323]

Sonic is depressing then...

[@loveshiningstar]

@Jordan Tillman the big brain in this comment.

[@yourfriendlyneigborhoodzom953]

YO WHATS UP REN REN

[@renamamiya6423]

Hey @@yourfriendlyneigborhoodzom953 want to up our confidant?

[@thekingofhearts43]

"hey dude, you seem depressed" "yeah my pokemon went through a rough divorce" "the hell"

[@thedripcritic9379]

Why be depressed when you can be Sonic

[@SpaghettiSpring]

@@thedripcritic9379 the only problem of being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness

[@besquareorbethere2680]

I would want a game where Pokemon can marry.

[@hotbucket]

@@besquareorbethere2680 tomadochi life i have no idea if i spelt that correctly

[@besquareorbethere2680]

@@hotbucket Ah, for a brief 3 months I forgot that game existed.

[@_mintely]

"Why be depressed when you could be Sonic" -Failboat 2020

[@arrowslinger-xn3lf]

Mintely I am inspired

[@aidendenham1605]

Best quote of the year

[@z-man5304]

Hey, i have i stupid question, are you a weeb is you love splatoon too much

[@jakesouthern4050]

Z- Man nope, I hate anime but loved splatoon one

[@your.fav.Catcher.]

I just heard that as soon as I read that

[@K1ttyGam3r]

Dan: I put on a little music in the background, it’s made everything a little bit better. Fyrus: What music did you put on? Dan: Hinawa’s song. Fyrus: n O

[@gangeski]

LUCAS INTENSIFIES

[@HLand71]

NOOOOOOOO

[@thequagiestsire]

@Lalaina the Pokémon and Smash Ultimate Lover Ok, what?

[@BasiI_]

@Lalaina the Pokémon and Animal Crossing Lover im 9 months late but this aint google

[@BobKirbyman-kz1fo]

Bronson “I have good news and bad news, which do you want to hear firs-actually I’ll start with the bad news. the good news is, I found a delicious meal, the bad news is what I found in it. I found your wife’s heart. Flint: goes on a rampage

[@mrrfyW]

“The Nintendo Directs are dead” Me, on February 17th 2021: Are you sure about that? Me, on December 25th 2022: Idk are they?

[@justinzanik683]

Failboat: The problem.... Everyone watching: Aw crap here we go again.

[@MisterRegretti]

sadly this meme is dead

[@dcook435]

@@MisterRegretti shut up not on failboat

[@justinzanik683]

@@dcook435 Thank you my kind sir

[@justinzanik683]

Hey where is this placed on the comments? like, on my screen it's all hIgHlIgHtEd CoMmEnT crap. also since only LOSERS edit for thank yous, thanks a lot. Imma loser in all ways so yeah.

[@fruitpigenthusiast120]

@@MisterRegretti shut the up

[@TheVillager69]

The problem: Nintendo hasn't uplaoded a direct to make everyone go crazy during quarantine... The solution: Upload a fake switch games video, and MAKE EVERYONE CRAZY OURSELVES.

[@vitemallight8818]

We need to get everyone to do it

[@Gimbleson]

The Problem: Nintendo has a brain Solution: Don’t use it

[@guestb8389]

240th like is kinda like 420 right?

[@fireplacestudios-offical]

LOL

[@supatails69]

*Modern promblems have modern solutions*

[@cursed_png6514]

Whatever fails your boat

[@supergil_4686]

Lol Nintendo has no brain

[@oribagel]

I feel like for "Kirby goes bowling" it should be "Kirby Gets Bowled"

[@Sl1nkyy]

Instead of smash brawl it’s smash bowl

[@Books_s39138]

“Why be depressed when you can be Sonic” *but Sonic got depressed in the movie-*

[@blubettle1191]

Why be Sonic when you can be Sonic

[@sansibit4706]

Why be depressed when you can be depressed

[@atoasterthatlearnedtodraw7184]

Why be Sonic when you can be depressed

[@DrBright-v3f]

Might as well be both

[@jamesbuchanan6545]

Kirby orders a roomba

[@AndromedaAJB]

This gives me primal fear ohmygod

[@weng8635]

You know when fail boat is doing photoshop its not going to be good

[@K1ttyGam3r]

What do you mean this is beautiful

[@flinch2440]

Primal Dialga

[@AndromedaAJB]

K1tty Gam3r ya fair lmao

[@oliviatilleman8055]

PRIMAL *ASPID* FEAR, THAT IS

[@chaihill1837]

"War crimes win every day, people. Remember that." -Gab, 2020

[@Aidswayz]

This series has scarred me to the point that I have a heart attack when I see a new one of these appear in my notifications And I'm more scared that I enjoy this series

[@msmx9088]

same but without the heart attack part

[@shady-onion]

whenever i hear failboat say ''THE PROBLEM'' i get chills down my spine

[@generalkt5398]

“I’m blue.” *undesipherable screaming*

[@Edd_Harr]

That Goron's looking more like a Go-Wrong, gotta be honest.

[@thequagiestsire]

There a Goroff

[@captainblue5096]

I think I’m gonna Gorun

[@Dinoman972]

G'ohgod

[@sunnyadiyat25]

Oh go,great theres a ton of gorpuns what a great way to start my go life better end it with a gor gun

[@kawaiiaxolotl3876]

Stop your killing me

[@09memecraft37]

Failboat: no signs of nintendo directs coming back Everyone: ...mh.... *I WONDER WHY FAILBOAT* ....

[@spinegun]

Gorillavirus 😳

[@Yourmom-yz3mg]

O ya

[@L_Massey]

But there is one three days ago

[@L_Massey]

@Gonzalo Ravanal I know

[@megabot8124]

Failboat: "the problem-" me: please let this be a normal field trip...

[@swampbottom1109]

With the TFF? No way!

[@sluigi]

@@swampbottom1109 Cruising down main street making the solutions are self

[@soup3620]

Crushing on down Main Street, you’re relaxed and feeling good Next thing that you know, you’re seeing- Octopus in the neighborhood??

[@KSKY2012]

AAA THE NOSTALGIA!!!

[@coolstylebro2814]

With the friends? No way!

[@bluelink341]

Failboat: "Kirby goes bowling" Kirbys dream course and wii bowling: are we jokes to you?

[@nekobrine6472]

no, Wii Bowling said "Are wii jokes to you?" (I'm sorry)

[@Pyrodiac]

Kirby's Dream Course is golf, not bowling.

[@bluelink341]

@@Pyrodiac you hit enemies like as if its bowling

[@theinkyoneiguess_]

2022: _Kirby’s Dream Buffet_

[@ChristopherMoom]

11:50 Now THIS is the sequel to Mario Odyssey that we need The fact we haven't gotten a follow-up to Odyssey is very Odd to see

[@NotActuallyLuigi135]

Was that a pun

[@tvs26]

WHY I I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE?

[@door.4975]

...you are amazing and wonderful please never leave

[@BlazingJ972]

never say that again please

[@sunflowerrose5311]

Now that was a good pun ;)

[@JacobPDeIiNoNi]

6:25 when you are in France but the only word you know in French is “yes”.

[@goosifyed9717]

My teacher: the fitness gram passer tests is a multi stage aerobic capac- every kid in my class: 5:21

[@MittensWichen]

Lol

[@MittensWichen]

@@Blackthorn-Dragon both

[@goosifyed9717]

@@Blackthorn-Dragon picture

[@CatCatKitten]

(Stressfull Laughing)

[@Enteringdullsville]

“Why be depressed when you can be Sonic?”

[@redm00n748]

Yes

[@4ernest886]

The problem: there isn't an undertale and Cooking Mama crossover The solution: U N D E R M A M A

[@just_kuroo6204]

Fast Max365 u mean under ma mama 😏

[@BlueBerry20071]

@@just_kuroo6204 blocked.

[@just_kuroo6204]

JustAnotherSwitchUser why did u block me, it was a joke-

[@unluckydemon7026]

You know I would like that ;)

[@midnightgamer2158]

*U N D E R M A M A*

[@Rand0m0bs3ss10ns]

Well, I know what I'm doing now. I'm learning photoshop to counteract this cursed energy.

[@JasTheMansmells]

why not enforce the cursed energy

[@sherlockfamily2444]

@@JasTheMansmells you are making an incredible point

[@crowngamer901]

I need photoshop to torment my friends on Twitter. My image-cursing skills need more work.

[@justafan9206]

@@crowngamer901 hehehe good luck.

[@tripplordofinconvenience9953]

I saw someone in the chat say “Undersona”

[@phantomgamer3898]

Let's be honest, we all know how that one was gonna end up like

[@chaihill1837]

Oh goodness gracious. What horrors could that have spawned?

[@deadlydingus1138]

“looking cool, kiddo.”

[@chaihill1837]

@@deadlydingus1138 OH NO

[@lilzlilzlilzlilzlilzlilzli3992]

@@phantomgamer3898 well if we give the pen to fyrus...

[@Magolor939]

My brain: “go to sleep you have school tomorrow it’s 12 am” Me: “ oh yeah but what about one more failboat vid?”

[@metalapplesus]

I saw someone asking about My Singing Monsters while Dan was looking for the cutting board image during Cooking Mother and I love it

[@aced7409]

6:04 you should have named it "Kirby: Bowl Alley's"

[@doogie2934]

Naah... *Kirbowl*

[@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69]

These are nothing compared to the masterpiece that is known as, Waluigi"s Taco Stand

[@Maskedrin2210]

me: trying to sleep That fly in my room: 16:00

[@Exoticmuffinjuice]

*plays ad*

[@goldiethecat210]

The Problem: Failboat hasn’t done this kind of video in years. The Solution: Beg.

[@mintyboycook4804]

“If I can’t be the fastest then I can be the lastest” Sonic with a gun 2021

[@giovannieich7487]

Did you know that the phrase „I am blue“ in German means „I am drunk“? Definitely would explain Dan‘s behaviour in the beginning...

[@_kraken117]

“With a drunk little window”

[@opienti]

"Drunk is the color of all that I wear!"

[@kennythedragon40]

"Why be depressed when you can be sonic?"

[@magicnomaly_purplespadestudios]

But sonic is depressed

[@genericyoutubecommenter589]

10:02 Oh, look, Failboat's cooking up some Drago food- _I'm so sorry_

[@mysticmadeline4877]

claus for dessert-

[@davidthedumbest]

God, ptsd....

[@justafan9206]

*Lucas started crying!

[@toadsty1900]

When I went to sleep I had this video in the background on KZbin, so this is the one of the first things I saw when I woke up 11:39

[@hallow-disbeliefdedede1856]

Nobody: Kirby mains when they use the ball ability:

[@arlenedistel1108]

We’re you going to put a timestamp?

[@hallow-disbeliefdedede1856]

@@arlenedistel1108 timestamp?

[@arlenedistel1108]

@@hallow-disbeliefdedede1856 yea

[@undertalegamer8571]

3:39 "Splatoon in Time, that's what I'm going to do" The problem: There are TWO Splatoon in Times. The solution: *MAKE BOTH OF THEM AT ONCE COWARD*

[@yep6925]

"plug the switch charger and me so I can become the switch" -Failboat

[@tripplordofinconvenience9953]

That’s how the next Nintendo console will work

[@tartaglia5543]

The cord goes up the butt

[@SpaceBoundFox]

@@tartaglia5543 It goes all the way up his ass

[@SpaceBoundFox]

@Jordan Tillman Why, theres no reason to

[@EthanSea611_2.0]

@@SpaceBoundFox r/cursedcomments

[@RheasRubix]

The first one: For his neutral special he wields a _gun_

[@PerrcusionBox]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/inO3ZGyBg9Sdb68

[@false8260]

I’m so sad it wasn’t A splat in time I’m actually crying such an opportunity wasted

[@rusticdebris8021]

The amount of Discord Notifications Failboat has makes me anxious.

[@rustysapphire5269]

11:23 failboat confirmed to be the man behind the slaughter

[@xoderota]

broke: I have depression woke: *I'm SONIC*

[@swampbottom1109]

The only problem with being faster than light is that you are forced to live in darkness

[@xoderota]

@@swampbottom1109 ...damn

[@FlapJackSyrup]

Broke: I'm depressed Woke: *S O N I C*

[@keeb8088]

10:00 - I wasn't laughing at the Hinawa jokes until this happended, I legit went, 'Nohoo~!' Dan you've gone too far.

[@luckyblu9]

"Why he depressed when you can be Sonic?" -- Failboat 2020

[@justnormal8811]

Me: sees mentioning of danganronpa in chat at 4:09 Me: goes back to find it and pauses Me: Savors the moment. Thank you Smallfry, whoever you are

[@raccoonguy2372]

I can’t wait for cooking mother’s sequel, blending father

[@swampbottom1109]

New Commander TarTar mode

[@your.fav.Catcher.]

NOOO

[@IMPofTHEGASsTATION]

so thats what happened to my dad

[@korrannagii7203]

@@IMPofTHEGASsTATION wait wasn't it him leaving to get milk or ciggies?

[@strangle3311]

something else you know about yt ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔ r/woosh

[@gamerletter1986]

Switch games but oh god who gave this man photoshop again? Also I think I need mental therapy after seeing this. 1:56

[@krek4774]

Hmm yes food...

[@PajkaEagle]

"New fake nintendo games" Me: * Happy noices *

[@chaihill1837]

Me: "heart attack noises"

[@MFS_Is_His_Own]

*The problem:* too many official switch games *The solution: ＭＡＫＥ ＡＮ ＥＱＵＡＬ ＡＭＯＵＮＴ ＯＦ ＦＡＫＥＳ ＴＯ ＢＡＬＡＮＣＥ ＴＨＥ ＳＣＡＬＥ*

[@ghostboi6367]

That ending though. Every time I see the end of this vid I cannot stop wheezing at the photoshop creation boat made its great

[@genarftheunfuni5227]

I have leaked a Switch game: *Funtime Freddy lives in Luigi's atic and destroys his gameboi*

[@MfwPrivate]

The fact that Help Wanted is now on switch

[@trash-lol]

HEY BON BON I GOT A TETRIS

[@trainerred1770]

NO FREDDY GO TO SLEEP

[@your.fav.Catcher.]

No it's so good but so bad

[@earthboiproductions2407]

0:00 that "the problem" sounded a little too upbeat S H O W U S T H E T R U E D E P R E S S I O N

[@thescarredsinner895]

Nooo I don’t want to Dieeeeeee

[@hurt4322]

Why be depressed when you could be Sonic

[@Osiris018]

Cooking Mother haunts me on a deep spiritual level I didnt even know existed

[@ianoliver2224]

Kirby’s like the Plasm Wraith from Pikmin 3, his arms just stretch and become thinner at the end of his arms and he just starts typing at max speed.

[@Lusmincrs]

13:18 My dog actually got up when he heard the music lol

[@mrsbling2545]

"That's Copyright Shut Up" But I have a different icon LOL

[@beancomposes]

Fyrus: spells lasagne correctly 'none of you realised that I spelled lasagne wrong'

[@jimmyjohnjoejr]

Schmebulock

[@hhhhh5661]

it's spelled lasagna not lasagne

[@rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186]

h h h h h no I think it’s spelled lasagna in Italian, if we were to call it lasagne, that’s American lasagna

[@twintimeproductions8700]

"It's not that good, but it's Ball." GGGabrielGaming, 2020

[@your.fav.Catcher.]

*BALL*

[@twintimeproductions8700]

@Jordan Tillman *BALL*

[@asierx7047]

*BALL*

[@sleepingfurret9042]

*BALL*

[@cocolover1237]

BALL

[@hoshi_winter]

Let's just take a moment to realize that Dan has 2k+ pings from servers and friends list each.

[@misterlanternz]

in the chat i saw “Luigi commits arson: the sequel” and i have regained my hope for humanity.

[@f0xthef0x]

6:38 This is the comedy police! The joke is too funny!

[@jadetealaaron2003]

cooking mother: (exists) Fyrus: *aight imma head out*

[@theslimeassassin3287]

5:41 I just love how dedede looks like a fucking cardboard cutout

[@daxthederp6641]

12:38 is what really happened at the beginning of mother 3.

[@novabearbear]

"So viewers, if you're listening right now-" *Halo monk chant* "And welcome to the Failboat livestream."

[@foofl3457]

The problem- We’re in quarantine. The solution- a high dose of daily cursed failboot

[@CinsBinofJunk]

*You always know you’re in for a treat when you don’t hear the honk in the end*

[@sloft-70]

11:17 The man behind the lasagna

[@Mangle1218]

The fail behind the slaughter

[@blumago4717]

"The Nintendo directs are dead with no sign of them coming back in sight" Boy were they wrong

[@spiritmanderthecharmander5666]

Ah, I see your a man of culture as well... Because you referenced an Odd1sOut video.

[@societyofcriminals]

5:18 Fail: *『L I Q U I F Y』* Kirby: screaming in pain

[@galariantrainerruna7874]

Everyone: Watching the video Me: Looking at the T-posing Leon whenever I can 😂

[@secretly8072]

YES YES SAME

[@redinahedge3073]

2:02 “Personally, I wouldn’t be caught dead using those things!” -Sonic, 2005

[@kingbill8155]

This is the one time where the meme of “for [insert character name] neutral special he wields a gun” would actually apply really well for sonic especially since 3/4 of his specials are in a ball lol

[@joshietv6220]

5:48 A WAY TO CLOBBER DAT DERE KIRBY

[@max-and-mittens-and-mikey]

1:35 looks like this has finally gotten stale

[@havvomusic]

0:23 you know a games exciting when it pulls a gun at you

[@Melonmations]

The problem: I live a normal life The solution: watch my visions of normal things in life twist like it’s in a blender.

[@jeffyjeffy7807]

Nice vid, man!~ Those fake Switch games are funny AF!~ :D Also, about that Cooking Mother thing, I'm not sure about that... but, I think I have a feeling that Claus, also known as the Masked Man, wants to have a "word" with you.

[@vnc3nt814]

2:25 jay:ITS NOT THAT GOOD BUT ITS BALL 😃😃😃

[@goobleshah]

Why be depressed when you can be ˢᴼᴺᴵᶜ

[@OtherTomKat]

The problem: the ‘the problem intro has been absent from fail’s cannel for too long’ The solution:

[@ddp9941]

The Problem:Life The Solution:Failboat

[@Bryden77]

8:29 I was going to say Pokémon marriage and Pokémon divorce XD

[@metaknightkirbyseriesssb6080]

4:18 Charbomber: So it's Fursona instead of Persona. ...PURR-SONA!

[@BrendenActing]

13:27 *Visible confusion*

[@loneweeb7829]

.............mods

[@strangle3311]

Poki poki BiAtaCh

[@Irish_Enderman]

2:31 untitled ball guy

[@rickbrian9070]

I love going to random parts with songs and messing with the speed of the video. 5:15 in 1.5x speed is a blessing in disguise as well as 0.75x speed.

[@jackgomez7033]

Me who hasn't played mother 3: What is the sadness here?

[@boopsdoops]

She died

[@Mangle1218]

11:18 Purple person with a stretched mouth...I can’t put my finger on it but it seems oddly familiar

[@MrShobe-yc2wt]

8:21 Pokemon: Let Go Pikachu!

[@cjlite0210]

1:33 Spoiler Alert: He doesn't get the Roomba