"P List" | Episode 44 | NEW RORY & MAL

[@darryllarsen8924]

Thank you mal for speaking on the situation going on with Ukraine and Russia. I am an American citizen and an American soldier stationed in Germany. We support your support. We are experiencing scary times right now. Just know I've been putting my fellow soliders on to this podcast. We love what you guys are doing. I've been a fan of the two of you since the good days of the JBP Boyz back for business. But shout out to demaris (Hope I spelled it right) we appt you guys. In this time you are the home away from home. I have the podcast blasting and Invite soliders to listen to the newest podcast. The U.S army loves you

[@marcspector76]

Keep fighting the good fight, brother.

[@sinclair7788]

Thank you for your service and praying for your safety 💚

[@lady2sakura2006]

Thank you all for everything you’re doing 🙏🏾

[@wessideATL1]

I was stationed in Illesheim, Germany at Storck barracks in the early 90s.. Stay safe!!!

[@LoneGRoEnt]

How does it feel to serve under Joe Biden?

[@sagalahmed8876]

I’m so glad the boys got their own platform to talk that uninterrupted s**t. I watch every upload.

[@muggachase7188]

They been cooking lately

[@bumbmofo1]

Ahah you make a good point true that joe would never let them do what they do, I like joe but he’s to insecure towards the pod always stoping flowing convos scared of boring the viewers

[@xMXWLx]

its been a year. how long you gonna be glad???

[@gel0121]

Jbp better

[@xMXWLx]

"we did it joe."

[@davontaeowens848]

Rory tick tock move was CRAZY lmao. Then Mal came in with the “what club they was getting that off in” 😂😂😂

[@VikktorVampiir]

Damaris planting hair under his pillow as the main chic is siiick af 🤣🤣 she still kinda sound a lil salty

[@bron5025]

When you think about it, that's funnier than the side doin it.

[@croooks1052]

Just goes to show she was a side chick that was doing more then the other side chick lol

[@tinasmith5442]

Damaris rocks!

[@VikktorVampiir]

@@tinasmith5442 yea she mad cool we jus havin' fun 😅

[@kingkhu]

Mal sang Blink-182 without any prompting?!?! He must be so comfortable now, I’m happy to see it!

[@Eblis840]

That's sick 🤣😂

[@OhVelleYeah]

The visual for the “tick tock” didn’t disappoint. The way Mal looked up at the demonstration was perfect.

[@justadude1477]

The first 40 seconds of the pod were fucking crazy 😂😂😂😂

[@se7enisrael]

Should've been the thumbnail

[@BOSG74]

I came just to see it from the podcast app

[@CPUMALONE]

XD

[@a-manthedj13]

Time stamp?

[@TheBrob1983]

Somebody turn rory into a moving clock wall paper please🤣

[@drecafe911]

Hahahaha “ Is your throat raw???” as the intro is wild 😜 she the greatest I swear

[@MrGrayWillSeeYouNow]

Rory: “Who else but us?” Mal: “Mad people sold out SOBs than us”😂😂😂

[@ojeda88]

The show opening up with Mal saying "no my throat isn't raw nicca" is wild. KMSL 🤣🤣🤣

[@PricesPicks]

The breakdown of Quentin Tarentino is my exact thoughts LMAO

[@Legac_jones3]

Him calling Demaris a bird was hilarious

[@hennyblanko2980]

Tarentino tellin Sam Jack to, “Put some funk on it;” is krazy 😭😭😭

[@Zerrific]

I love Mal’s corny joke moments 😂😂😂

[@SocialDrones]

Truly appreciate the integrity of these fellas. I can no longer stomach that other pod (which shall remain nameless).

[@hansjean-gilles603]

Yo Mal's transitions/segues are HILARIOUS!! 🤣🤣

[@Henry-kv7zl]

Calling a segway a segew is yucky even though you probably right 😂

[@rickjames21]

I wish they could have shown the "Never Let Me Down" Jay-z recording session coz Hov spazzed on that joint...

[@chloejay8791]

1:18:40 Demaris & Rory really pulled Mal’s card on the rap battle 😩😂

[@thecunninlynguist]

Mal / Rory singing some blink 82 in the beginning was funny as hell...also forgot Barker was in that group. Demaris putting her hair in the bed to try and get the side piece mad cause she knew her dude was cheating is funny, cause like they said, he/she wouldn't care, lol. Wish rory would've spit some of those bars he was thinking of though. Also the segment of trying to break every story was so true. Tired of news sites and personalities trying to be first than right.

[@sinamen516]

They had me weak af talking about the tick tock clock dance 😭😭😭

[@thankyou6610]

This Blink song has to be the entrance song for your next live shows!!!

[@kerendiaz4695]

16:00 Mal need to add the “Bangkok” dance move metaphor to his bars against Rory 😂😂

[@irisotero6561]

Always on the “wait list” lol Here cause there’s no better pod IMO. Don’t @ me 😝

[@LeoOli1990]

"Sometime who ever gets there first is the winner" is true but Fuckin hilarious to say out loud !

[@user-lg3dk5gv9i]

Mal: The monkey 🦧 can’t look the lion 🦁 in the face Rory: I never heard that, term before🤨 Me: Me Either 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

[@marc2672]

Rory an Mal I'm sorry I been missing out. This shit is hilarious

[@chrisd8006]

Thanks for all the hard work guys

[@dondavo_]

They should end with “I’m Mal that’s Rory” .. “I’m Rory that’s Mal” .. they could switch between whoever closes out the show and keep that simple

[@empressoflife5954]

I listened on spot.. & now I get to watch!!!

[@630zazou]

It's the only way. They're my drug of choice.

[@bumbmofo1]

Sounds like addiction! We all hooked

[@britneytansil8118]

Whoever decided to give Demaris a mic THANK YOU!!! She is lit on this pod😂😂

[@bryancole4022]

Why Rory not on his toes 😂

[@earlydismissal5984]

Cuz y’all called him out for doing it last time 😂😂😂

[@PedroRodriguez-mv3by]

I was dying when he be on his tip toes

[@sinamen516]

Yall done bullied that man 😩😂

[@samovella9524]

Anxiety beating him

[@sandrasrose3527]

I’m screaming 💀

[@artbyabnormal]

Mal needs to stop lying about not watching porn as a grown man. He knows names and scene details.

[@mcbdllc136]

Facts ni99as watch porn with they girl

[@PurpleLionRs]

I swear in the last episode eden asked when should a man stop watching porn. Mal screamed never and rory said he just gave his dad his bangbros info. 😂

[@LordsNeverWorry32212]

Funny because on the JBP he admitted a couple years he’s watched Jada Stevens for HOURS before which is why they surprised him at that live show where they blindfolded him and had her come sit on his lap

[@mcbdllc136]

@@LordsNeverWorry32212 she was sitting on the pogo stick nah she is cool people tho takes pipe like a champ🏆

[@Lykqueefied]

Dead off "add some more funk on it". That's fucking hilarious to say to Samuel L.

[@peterhenriquez7148]

They just said dancers and running backs have the same shelf life 😂😂

[@Twenty2mke]

The rush to get news out is truly ridiculous. It's so bad that, not only the articles themselves, but even the titles (the first thing readers see!) be littered with misspellings and grammar mistakes like they completely bypass proofreading and editing.

[@BlueTurn]

Fax news including real life events are riddled with errors and mistakes all cause people want the first scoop and that extra bit of attention from being first

[@AntHardaway4]

Son I done read articles and the article itself is basically saying “we cannot confirm we just wrote this hoping were first”

[@jonp9300]

Mal ignoring his wrong take on Tory like women ignore accountability

[@zachanator2011]

The clip of him calling Tory a sucka on Money over fallouts is the funniest shit in the world 😂😂

[@r.porter1300]

Rory finally put his foot down like a man? I just caught my own double entendre 😂

[@kimanianderson7099]

I don’t get it🤷🏿‍♂️

[@r.porter1300]

@@kimanianderson7099 he sits with his tip toes pointed. “I’m putting my foot down on this one” is a saying, mainly used by men finally telling their wives no to something

[@Henry-kv7zl]

Triple entendre, don't even ask me how....🔥🔥

[@Julesfrequency]

Mal not knowing kanye produced stand up makes me wonder on all the other songs he doesnt know ye produced, you’d be suprised all the classic songs we don’t know he did. & CARTER 2&3 are CLASSIC ALBUMS MAL

[@rodolphesalvant47]

Take a shot everytime Mal says "culture"

[@t.woodii7797]

Orange you emotional 🤣🤣 I love this pod.

[@t.woodii7797]

Not even 20 minutes in and they on the mess - tears 😂😂

[@shey469]

😂😂😂😂 when this nigga Mal started to sayingbprayer and condolences to Ukraine after saying freak shit is fucking nuts

[@DmaxxZ]

Best pod in the game 😤😤

[@eastzoobridge]

1:04:22 Rory funny af 😭😭😭 1:19:33 Rory warning Mal that he got bars, but Mal dissing on the spot lol. That EO bar was 🔥

[@Sandy-rc5kt]

Rory was doing the YMCA dance 😂😂😂

[@jackinralph1]

Rory has pure tears coming out of my eye with this Tick Tok move WTH is going on

[@ItsErica_Rose]

Rory.. u just go keep doing the dance😂😂

[@vvc7163]

Damaris said "Murda Mal" and nobody said a thing 😭

[@elmascavidal1797]

Mal & Rory…. The Malone & Stockton of the podcast game…. ⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️

[@TheRetroWorld]

yo mal's face when rory started dancing had me dead 😂 😂

[@otm1016]

Never miss an episode, id listen to it on Apple, but I need to physically see mal cringe at rory's freaky white boy perspectives

[@kelydejesus4097]

Keep it a rap battle. Moment Rory invites Mal to his hands like he did Joe, we know it’s over

[@mikylepercentie8195]

“Touch Rim and Lick” is insane 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@therealestrarebreed]

Mal really don't want Tory to be innocent 🤣

[@nia4842]

If Rory doesn't add a clock to the merch with his arms moving

[@jeremyds1708]

Love how mal said he isn’t a sneaker head but wearing shoes that haven’t officially been released yet

[@xchxmpagnepxpix]

This is one of the best episodes of R&M of all time.

[@InDueTime25]

Rory: I love you but still phuck you though but I still want to phuck you though, is hilarious. That rant should have continued.

[@wilseph1]

Rory suggesting Chappelle as Game was out of control 🤣🤣🤣

[@EpicGammingCrew]

Thanks for including the song title in the bottom left

[@nia4842]

I thoroughly enjoyed the sneaker battle!

[@arterdaniel7878]

Appreciate the pod 💪🏾🙏🏾

[@JQUE94]

On the Spike Lee point, I think it's just with the times we're in it's more "what have you done now". Spikes recent pieces havent been groundbreaking like his old movies and a lot of them were meant for that time.

[@jojan715]

you can’t imagine , but she brought that shit to social media 😂😂

[@cruzanassassin]

This episode was fucking hilarious... Mal and the clock had me crying 😂

[@spicey9780]

I really appreciate Demaris moderating...she ask good questions like " can you tell us how you got to sperm donor?" 👏👏😂😂

[@Julesfrequency]

Rory the realest for giving kanye his props for donda 2 i was worried bout what they were gonna say cus i love this album and rory kept it 100 w facts

[@SammydaSquid_CBR]

Mal shoe game...GOAT Level...🤑

[@xMXWLx]

"Would your sperm be considered Dr. Pepper?" 🤔🤣💀

[@jdeleszekable]

Gets better every week

[@taijae8092]

That fake cry Rory was doing had me dying 💀🤣 1:04:00

[@sinamen516]

Yall going so hard feeling sympathy for Megan but if she lied yall should be giving that same sympathy for Tory 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@graymaybe8587]

💯

[@ChocolateThaiE]

Big facts

[@mcbdllc136]

Who shot her

[@KingBeastBDE]

@@mcbdllc136 I think her friend did but they blaming Tory

[@graymaybe8587]

@@mcbdllc136 how do you know she was shot?

[@shae1287]

at this point demaris might as well get a chair and pod🤷🏾‍♀️

[@Legendarynfoknights]

"What club was they doing that move at Rory?" 😂🤣🤧🤧🤧😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂

[@Ghostar8891]

Mal stay in his element, his pointers ain’t always sharpened lmao but he’s in his zone. He looks much more comfortable podding now compared to years past. And Rors is just built for the satirical commentary, big curb vibes in his comedic side. Y’all need to deal with more hip hop tho, that rnb shit ain’t it

[@kingjah6420]

It gives ye a level of respect above other megastars to name him ep

[@410rockstarkid]

Is it a coincidence they called Bembury on the phone and set up a sit down then JOE had him on the pod? 👀

[@247mrb]

We need this battle!!

[@jehrardmartin4340]

Mal's like the girl you take on a date, but she stay on her phone. Bro I took my time to be here, act like you want to be here lol

[@jasonforte409]

Lol that's hilarious

[@cjjxr]

Telling a man to pay attention to you is nasty

[@JasthePhilo]

Yoooo “p list” celebrity sent me !! 😂😂

[@ChefZaddy]

I just turn on the pods at the same time, so I get the old show back

[@D415h4n34]

Wait, did D really end the episode with Send Nudes?!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jdfree6683]

I thought I heard that also..lol

[@LoneGRoEnt]

Cracking up on the build up to the rap battle.

[@veligotti]

I like mal and big drip on the pod but na if tory innocent mal owe tory an apology and it should be as vocal as the disrespect was. My thing is are people going to hold meg accountable if it comes out she lied and tory didn't shoot her? Dont just say at the end of the day she was shot, ok we know that but if tory didn't do it essentially shes lied on a black man, he lost a lot of money in the process and its put a dent his career and reputation

[@mcbdllc136]

Facts if you didn't care for him b4 it wouldn't make it better

[@nia4842]

No, it didn't just as Chris' career didn't falter. Tory made announcements about making millions in under a minute.

[@LorelleG1]

Right!! I bet he won’t though bro got a lot of female tendencies

[@romemakes794]

I love when the give Ye more flowers, donda 2 going to be crazy... When he finishes the verses!

[@williamgordon5924]

Mal is sick af for that transition to Ukraine

[@ImMaculatEVisuals]

When Damaris cut Rory off about Tyler Perry was so funny lmaoooo

[@saturnteatree]

Mal u betta shoot them sublimes at Big Hamburger AK lmaoooooo

[@Insideofnimbus]

“Wack 100 do the knowledge” is crazyyyy

[@rahimsalaam383]

Respect to Rory for slowing his roll

[@NebraskaGangCulture]

Mal know them blink lyrics idk why he frontin

[@brieljones23]

He deserves an Oscar for crushing that instant mac and cheese Lmaoo

[@kelydejesus4097]

Mike Bibby has the craziest collection

[@HibiscusDonkey]

The bassist of Blink182 beat cancer in 2021. Nigga was going through it.

[@About_a_Bag]

Damn, didn't know that. Glad he beat that shit 🙏

[@JasonALMS2010]

Been listening since the old pod for many years now.. this episode has the first reference/mention to Playboi Carti! Hope y’all give him a chance with his next upcoming album and review it on an episode

[@sneakn]

Slightly disappointed in Rory for not knowing about Malcolm X's background...but hey he's still a YT guy🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@19faf]

At least he was honest about it and didn’t act like he knew. I respect that lol

[@SupremeGon]

There's plenty black folk that dont know 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@marcspector76]

Shout out to the bassist of Blink 182 for beating cancer

[@Deadxssb]

Mal dying on this Tory hill is hilarious 🤣

[@icovereverything7989]

I skipped straight to the twitter beef and boy Mal tone has changed lmao

[@ThaLocOne]

Not gon lie I know this Verzuz is about hip hop but when Rory played Blink 182 I was thinking dannn that would be cool if they did a rock or country Verzuz but Ayee who am I 😂😂😂😂

[@ChocolateThaiE]

I WANT THAT!!!