We Create The Simulation | Episode 167 | NEW RORY & MAL

[@Duane75]

Mal dressed like a convict with privileges 😂

[@GFTM1]

😂😂

[@ZenHugo91]

This is the most accurate outta pocket , Mal fashion assessment I HAVE EVER READ !! 😭😂

[@jtholmes3906]

Ol west coast mechanic 😂😂

[@sagevoid]

Warden’s pet 😂

[@rubencastillo5975]

His fit is definitely hip hop!!

[@Maz_Mitch]

“That’s not hip-hop” is a top 2 Mal-ism. It’s hilarious every single time 😂

[@MVPBRE]

Dats a fact lol

[@ryanhawkins134]

What's the other?

[@dbattle8008]

@@ryanhawkins134 "That's Crazy"

[@ryanhawkins134]

​@@dbattle8008 😭😭

[@MillZ56]

#3 after It Pains Him

[@chellebelles1536]

I love this pod. Seriously. On my darkest days you two Seriously perk me right on up. Continue and be blessed

[@reekhavoc2932]

You perked up? 👀

[@prestondaniels3890]

@@reekhavoc2932ayo

[@jay_wats_]

Telling the homies goodnight: Not hip hop. Telling the homies to stay dangerous: That's hip hop.

[@VanHiller]

Mal asking rory what kind of floral arrangement would he give him is crazy

[@gilfordmccormack8140]

It's hilarious when Mal acts like he can't fathom the idea of certain things happening to other people lol 🤣🤣🤣.

[@emmanuelpeck853]

Mal being wrong on every sports take is hilarious

[@ricardosoto4256]

He probably won't even address steph's 4-14 shooting from 3 or his 4 turnovers to lead the game in the next pod cause curry is already in his top 5 🤣

[@twill4360]

This been the case since JBP. I learned a long time ago to not listen to his sports takes 😂

[@rose4mvp2012]

He picks the craziest hills to die on too lmao

[@MVPBRE]

1:36:33 “you really gon let her get dat off” lmaooooo i was fuckin tears

[@Ash-io6td]

I lose brain cells every time y’all talk about politics.

[@19faf]

True but its a very common understanding of politics unfortunately. They are really not that far off.

[@arowefilms]

Every time

[@zero-rh8nt]

yeah fr. they just need to stay away from anything related to politics. stick to music/culture please

[@relicreturns]

Is this where you come to for Politics???

[@cpiercejr]

I hate when they talk politics. Do some research or leave it alone.

[@kashoutko1257]

Glad my voicemail made it thru “ I was the last one “ but yeah I meant it as I’m outgrowing the person . Thank y’all for da advice it was funny and y’all dropped some gems to fr and I appreciate it 💯I’m 22 no big bros or Ogs really so advice from ppl with more life experience is very helpful thanks and keep up da good work💯

[@rascalmania]

🙏🏾🙌🏾💯

[@Nondescriptviews]

Julian speaks with such conviction about things he clearly knows so little about. SMH.

[@jibrilbuilder2668]

That’s most of society..but I love the confidence Ju be having 😂

[@ProtaJ]

@@jibrilbuilder2668 Awful comment

[@oladeebiazazi4538]

Nah that’s demaris

[@chriscraddock2867]

That’s all of them except Rory (most of the time). That is most of society as well. People see a 20 second clip on the internet, and immediately think they know everything about the subject lol. Still love everybody on the pod though. Flaws and all lol

[@daris7909]

Deadass it's like when they actually talk about some real shit they either dont know WHAT THE FUCK their talking about or they trying to be fucking political correct its literally getting old this was one of my favorite pods but slowly dropping

[@EpicGammingCrew]

Baby d thinking that dna tests are done by dudes nutting in a cup is sending me

[@aviana009]

Mal paints his nails but flowers is where he draws the line

[@reekhavoc2932]

😂😂😂😂😂 Saint fucking John 😂😂😂 what happened to that batty guy

[@lilshogan01]

Warriors done… Knicks done… KD done…. All Mal’s sports hopes and dreams gone!

[@RamonGarcia-pj4qc]

But he's a Lakers fan supposedly

[@iamPascualRodriguez]

I hope he doesn’t bring that Knicks pessimism

[@KiedaBordeaux]

"I feel the energy bc I'm spiritual.. but" 1:36:32 🤣 🤣 😂 I love Baby D.

[@jamesclark6226]

Mal thinking Tory won’t be ok in prison is crazy 😭😂

[@xandermartin2118]

you can tell he wants something bad to happen lol

[@leazypeazy1755]

He won’t bro prison is not the internet 😂

[@hansolodolo92]

Who do yall think tory is fr?

[@jamesclark6226]

Ya obviously don’t know how jail works when your a celeb they don’t put you in the same place as regular people 😭😂 and even if he is they ganna kiss his ass cuz he got money and could pay for shit jail is full of a bunch of niggas with mentality of a 17 year old

[@LexBundy]

this comment is crazy

[@clint6795]

"Bobby!!!!!!"- Juian clowning Robert Dinero having a kid... LMAO

[@kevthepoet]

Mal really doesn't believe a thing. Why would someone make up a story about a hotel manager sucking their toes? He sounds crazy rn.

[@992porter]

Bro people do make up hella shit. I’m sure you see the news lol but I think it’s possible

[@brieljones23]

Lmfaoooo

[@trinigladiator8830]

Joe made em change back to the old set up and stop holding the microphones. 😂

[@N0n1Liciouz]

This episode had me rolling😂😂 great way to start the weekend!

[@arturogarcia9456]

JULIANS A MENACE “they can’t take another one” 😂😂😂😂

[@aisubjective]

Mal said “Whenever a girl came to see you with the King Griffies you know you Forsure hittin” 13:23 I’m crying rn 😂

[@Resilient_Brilliance]

I'm sick of this Tory Lanez conversation... 1. If a person shoots at me 5 times, and misses but bullet fragments hit my foot, and i know who did it. They're not making it to court. You should have aimed higher cuz now you a dead man. 2. If an experienced gun user, shoots a gun 5 times, and misses but bullet fragments hit the targets foot... something sounds off.. she was WALKING away. She is not a small target... 3. Why intentionally shoot at a 6ft tall woman and dont kill her, but risk 20 years? 4. If a man shot your friend and beat tf out of you, why would you andwer his call from jail? 5. Why did the best friend get immunity, and change her entire story up... To not remembering and it didn't go in Tory's favor? 6. The witness said he didn't see Tory with the gun, he saw a woman with the gun. This doesn't add up.

[@khahimv]

Mal is crazy y he think ppl don’t sleep hard as shit? Lol he always confirms he never had a girlfriend cuz thats prime time when they go thru our phone cuz we be sleep hard as shit 😂

[@reekhavoc2932]

😂😂😂😂😂 it takes a damn frying Pan to the face to wake us up 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ellisf5013]

So the witness said he saw a lady shoot another lady but tory was guilty of shooting in the air. Not Meg

[@EarlYorkII]

The last 35 minutes of this podcast is legendary

[@bulls2320]

*tucker holding the gun* “that’s a red-blooded american right there”

[@nusathechemist]

I feel the energy because I'm spiritual 😅😅😅😅😅

[@allNyoMouf]

S/o to the gang, especially Baby D wit the pearly white teeth and thighmeat, you mufuccas is hilarious and I appreciate ya'll

[@TheFlyHighZone]

Mal standing over eddin sleep with the hammer out is INSANE

[@XP9724]

Birdmaris calling herself spiritual 💀💀💀

[@oladeebiazazi4538]

I can’t believe she said that shit😂

[@jay_wats_]

The way I lost it when I heard that 😭😭😭😭

[@housept2]

I hate her on the show. Insufferable

[@ThePrentisturks]

The voicemail idea it's pretty good.. Very interesting

[@Blvck215]

Rory said “you knew I was gonna assault her!” 😭😂😂

[@andremarable]

I have been fading any of Mal’s sports picks for about 4/5 years now dating back until JBP days and betting against him. THIS SHIT IS INSANE !!!!! Literally hitting at a rate over 80%. FADE MAL TO THE BANK 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰. Real money not just emojis. I can’t wait until he gives a pick on this lakers Denver series.

[@WarrenFranceSportsNetwork]

He gonna pick denver. He always wrong lmao. Nigga said Russell Westbrook was the best player in nba lmao.

[@emmanuelpeck853]

Lmfaooo all his shit be wrong

[@jruss400]

All y’all playoff takes crumbled 🤣🤣♥️🖤♥️🖤🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️

[@MONET8iAM]

I think Teyana has already started that journey. Remember her Adidas deal that she lost? That came out a couple years before Yeezy Adidas. She didn’t get to release the second colorway of the shoe, but more could have potentially come from that deal. She became the creative director for Pretty Little Thing in 2020 or 2021 and released a collection, but I believe she still holds that role. Part of her stepping away from music was to focus on other things, so I believe that she is capable doing something bigger in fashion, she just wants to do various other things at the same time. It would be dope to see her partner with Aleali May on some sneakers and clothing.

[@superblunt505]

Mals the type to see rain n thinks its raining all around the world

[@clint6795]

"Jay ducking the cup"-Julian Jules is wild

[@xKingLDx]

D saying “I’ll die with my lie” then asking when does the human part kick in when you know you’re guilty…threw me all the way off😂

[@SkyeDaMan]

1:56 Demaris really have no class, but pretends she does. “Bokay” of flowers 😂😂😂

[@billyxblanco]

She from upstate they can’t talk !

[@laurenjackson2810]

Btw she actually pronounced correctly, dummy. Smh. Y’all just be saying anything to be some haters.

[@chevychateau8467]

One day I want the pod to address the Diamond emojis Mal be dropping in women’s comment sections. We’ve covered the money bags plenty times but I seen Mal drop diamonds too. What’s that about??? Haha

[@billyxblanco]

Lmfaooo mal funny af. “Edwin I will kill you with my barehands” 1:48:09

[@3mshaw]

IDK where Julian got the Rober De Niro girlfriends was 64. She’s only 45.

[@CareerDropout.]

"I'm not in that algorithm, I'm sorry" quote💯

[@MrOhioPlayer]

In 4 years Mal will be 45. Let that sink in. It Pains Me

[@xandermartin2118]

“Goodnight Mal” - eddin “Eddin I will kill you with my bare hands” - Mal 😂😂😂😂

[@JamarRobinsonJr]

39:23 "Fuck you! What you mean you hate to defend me?!" MAL IS FUCKING HILARIOUS LMFAOOOOOO

[@Odd1x]

The last 30 is so infectious 😂 Yall killed this

[@d.o.z.e.shaolin7497]

Damn y’all ain’t talk on Eboni K Williams bus driver comment?😂

[@chinative7517]

If Tory does a retrial, they're going to try him as an adult, but he'll prove to the court that he shouldn't be due to the footage in the Sway interview where he stood up and was the exact same size when he was sitting down.

[@KaituoKid]

☠️☠️☠️

[@RaBBy1875x]

Absolutely zero mention of the fact that a good reason why Jay might be avoiding the paternity test is because the kids mother was underage at the time. This pod is extremely selective of who they properly scrutinise and who they don’t 😐

[@user-nn7ct3hk7c]

Are you surprised the dude who’s brother started roc nation won’t slander their biggest artist?

[@GNukes]

Finally listening to Joe stop holding the Mics….Pause 😂

[@19faf]

The old set up looked like there wasn’t much room for the mic holders

[@treylaflame]

Best pod on earth yo 😭😭😭😭

[@F0XXDweller]

Mal: I don't really care about politics Mal: *proceeds to say enough shit to make a Fox News audition tape* 😂

[@THEDUBYUZ]

Mal being real with that walking in the room shit. That comes from living in sketch places and being alert all the time.

[@thestorm6127]

I hope mal get a chance at teyana taylor. Dude in love can’t tell me he’s not 🤣🤣

[@leanderlogan8496]

Because she's so talented😂

[@thestorm6127]

@@leanderlogan8496🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheFlyHighZone]

Joe really bullied yall into going bac to the studio lol

[@enricks48]

I know what Mal talking about! Definitely been in the middle of a dream and consciously know I’m dreaming and wake myself

[@gloshines9148]

Stay Dangerous is some Darkwing Duck shit😂

[@nusathechemist]

Rory is having a bad day. And it shows.

[@stephenjohn841]

Remember about 3 pods ago when mal predicted the warriors were gonna wash the lakers 😂 all time worst sport takes continues

[@chriscraddock2867]

Mal be so wrong about sports a lot lol. He be wrong about music sometimes too

[@stephenjohn841]

​@chriscraddock2867 D: who do they play if the beat the heat Mal: Looking like Philly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Yall know how much money we could have made betting against all of mals sports picks?

[@chriscraddock2867]

@@stephenjohn841 big facts.. Honestly us laker fans hope he picks the nuggets

[@jibrilbuilder2668]

Skipped pass the Tory segment still skeptic of the verdict

[@iamPascualRodriguez]

Something’s just don’t change (Mal’s sports takes)

[@cb312luv]

I don’t know if it’s the shrooms, but y’all hilarious right now 1:45:23

[@MrParker-ux2mh]

01:02:40 Demaris why you sat up and leaned forward like you was finna throw Rory a beatin???? 😂😂😂😂 Rory bout to catch the fade for nuthn!! 😂😂

[@King-li9ko]

Somebody tell Rory red Octobers are going for 15k+ not 1500 lmao

[@midnightstar1908]

Baby Dee!!!!!!!!!! 🥰 Them damn sure ain’t no baby thighs tho 🍗

[@rascalmania]

🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾💯💯💯💯

[@R2Dfrank391]

Mal pandering hard for Meg

[@tylercollins8486]

Tell baby D watch how she rubbing them knees 👀👀 lol

[@brieljones23]

Not them frying Tory Lmfaoo

[@407movementBeats]

Julian just be talking. He so misinformed. 😂

[@Chrisakacdo]

Mal dressed like skully from The Wood 😂😂😂

[@islandmanmikep]

If you think old men can't have babies look up Coleman Young.

[@gilfordmccormack8140]

I like the new voice mail segment great idea

[@Thoughtitwasadrought]

Mal really a psychic

[@BailzPagliacci]

lmfao nah this was really comedy at the end

[@Silentknight003]

guys do not take relationship advice from 5 single people with some clear mental trauma loll

[@bryancole4022]

Every hotel/motel room ive ever been in, had a chain or that metal bar that acts like a chain. Rory mustve been pissy drunk and passed out 😂

[@Pimpin0225]

Yo someone put a muzzle on Mal during political talk. This man has no idea about the real world and the gerrymandering done to help elect these officials 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@theTOME02]

Yo bring back the sleepers, we need some good music suggestion

[@bryancole4022]

RIP Kalief Browder 🙏🙏 that story broke my heart fr man. And even sadder, that's one of many and unfortunately the others are rarely publicized. 🙏🙏 God bless them. That shit really fucks with my soul

[@TheTerriflowerShow]

Mail is so disconnected from reality😂

[@cpiercejr]

Voting is serious, so its hard for me to see them as serious adults. It must be the privilege or something.

[@ToDaMaxxx]

Demaris, Jay cannot owe anyone child support as an adult. If his mother would've tried that herself prior to her death then he could tried to sue but only if he was also granted her estate. However the point is she wouldve had to have sued. She didnt. And even if he still isnt looking at anything. Sorry. He is an adult

[@tonysosa751]

Mal definitely said go be legendary 😂

[@dublife572]

They will never let Ye walk completely out of the door. Too much $.

[@ReallyHimnotthem]

When I part ways with the homies I either say “C safe, stay dangerous” or “aight bro I’m gone, I’ll holla at ya”

[@Dekree18]

She said "Fighting your sleep paralysis Demon" that's wild

[@Kash7_]

🗣️ HEAT NATION 👏🏾👏🏾

[@nusathechemist]

Yooo. Baby D legs are huge. I think we need to stop calling her baby.

[@reekhavoc2932]

Yeah wtf!!!!! Those legs are gigantic!!!!!!!!

[@KiedaBordeaux]

Mal's fit is three hard this ep.

[@DoodleBob102]

Great episode 🎉

[@jahmaalblake6911]

Yo who tf is Bobbly Swagger? 1:34:47 shit had me dead !

[@Wise_Guy_1]

Mal dressed like he did time in compton.

[@dumisa7]

What exactly is the difference between being "forced" and "having no choice", Rory? There is none. Sometimes Rory is just contrary to be contrary.

[@TheShaylaV]

Baby D was getting her shit off shit episode and I ain’t mad at it 😂

[@JQUE94]

They about to send Tory to Susanville 😂😂😂

[@reekhavoc2932]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kerendiaz4695]

1:34:17 Rory needs to get the “REM sleep” bars off lol 😅

[@mommaluvcam]

Demaris just be talking 🙃

[@CedricMerriweather]

Mal got every single nba playoff prediction he made on this episode wrong lmao