"The Soft Life" | Episode 69 | NEW RORY & MAL

[@kailismith]

Demaris talking about a capitalist society right after saying she wants nanny’s and a maid gave me ptsd flashbacks to the type of dumb shit joe budden would say.

[@NA-kp6kv]

This too accurate

[@jointconversationpodcast]

😭😭😭

[@danielgatsby2217]

she crazy yo. bent over to show ass she knew that camera was there, and look what happened when rory pressed her about his bathtub? she nasty af

[@BLKBKLN]

Bruh! I was like huh?

[@NotoriousSSV]

I never made the Joe connection before but they both specialize in being "loud & wrong" so i get it

[@ndosim]

Just realized the intro should be their handles, “i’m Mal by the way, and this is Rory”

[@EarthTraveler3087]

It is. Welcome.

[@christiandavis9980]

Perfect lol

[@ndomedia7513]

Clever

[@34blank]

They need to see this & actually do it

[@coreys1114]

You going places bro. Idk who you are but wow fye.

[@malcomwest26]

“We live in a capitalistic society” Rory: “Aw some bullshit is coming”

[@user-jv2lz9xl9j]

😂😂😂

[@lovescars]

Whenever she opens her mouth some bullshit is coming

[@TheM1220yh]

And he was right

[@jamesmarieellison]

Damaris definitely showing her young age.

[@misskon6688]

Mal: “I don’t think there are male nannies” He really is the gift that keeps on giving 😅😅😅

[@travionpatterson9776]

“Manny? I know him he don’t watch kids” 😂😂😂😂

[@EveyVHammond]

This man is the most inexperienced 40 year old ever

[@whereisthebalance5732]

And it's pathetic

[@rashadhouston]

Much love to all my fellow single Dads making sacrifices and hustling for the kids. 🤲🏽✨

[@saucyfaces]

👑

[@danielgatsby2217]

meanwhile their moms want a soft life

[@Lazaruscanfly12]

This comment needs more likes. 👍🏾

[@rashadhouston]

@@danielgatsby2217 Don’t even get me started. 💯

[@triaverse]

@@danielgatsby2217 and they deserve it too.

[@jay_wats_]

I know we ain't gonna casually skip over Mal willing to catch anthrax to confirm whether it was a nude or not 😭😭😭😭 That's crazy!

[@theconsciousrebellion6774]

😂😂😂

[@jay_wats_]

@@theconsciousrebellion6774 Either he's really protective of Rory or really thirsty 😂

[@TheStevenbrandonlong]

Mal been pulling up from half court lately 😂😂

[@Mimi8402]

Soft life is about living a less stressful, joyful life by setting good boundaries, outsourcing what you can afford to outsource, taking care of your mental and physical health, choosing peace and joy and enjoying the fruits of your labor . The boundaries is the most important thing cause women are natural caretakers and get used and abused the most. Oh this isn’t some IG model /sugar baby thing either, this is typically women that have built a career and has some $ stacked up already.

[@user-jv2lz9xl9j]

Thank you!!

[@whosaidthat9265]

That makes a lot more sense because Demaris made it sound like socialism.

[@luotero8473]

Get d off the pod you make wayyyyyy more sense

[@coreygolphenee9633]

"Outsourcing what you can afford to outsource." you've converted your relationship into a business, you even use buisness lingo to describe it, which is gross

[@Mimi8402]

@@coreygolphenee9633 I didn’t mention anything about relationships, and there’s nothing wrong with outsourcing your chores/errands if you need to.

[@craziinancy1]

I love how many times Rory took the nude back out of the envelope to look at it 😂

[@TeamEchelonRecords]

Shits was iite 🤣😂

[@artificialintelligence0101]

LOL

[@bigken96]

@@TeamEchelonRecords only the real ones get this throwback

[@yungsimbarapoc2480]

da Caucus Mountain Cry is ollie ollie oxenfree😭😭😭

[@nia4842]

Mal really cried his eyes out when that part of Rudy came on. That waterworks comment made him laugh too hard not to be true. 🤣

[@mdotjdesigns]

"I want the Soft Life for all women!" "What about the nanny?" "...it's a partnership." 😂😂😂🤣

[@shaswanda1]

She sounded soooo stupid

[@simplygaming2]

Me imagining my wife and the nanny taken turns living the soft life : Wife Thursday-Sunday Nanny Monday - Thursday

[@nellaboy3760]

Bruh women will have a bs come back ready for anything

[@mischelperez8348]

Demaris is talking crazy. Everyone on earth should have a purpose and should consistently be working towards them. Why ? At the end of the day your the one that has to work towards your future and what you want

[@danielgatsby2217]

demaris talking for the birds is that you

[@riccotherich2176]

She's a woman 😏 Across she's talking crazy 😂💰

[@DashDapper]

You people are unhinged lmao

[@elmascavidal1797]

After seeing your profile pic.you might be my purpose….. ☺️☺️☺️🤣🤦🏻💭

[@Sameo_AC]

WE ALL HAVE GIFTS, YOU JUST HAVE 2 FIND OUT WHAT YOURS IS

[@sorcelord65]

Soft life= We don’t want to do the labor anymore. We want to be taken care of . We don’t wanna cook or clean we want Nannie’s and maids and we don’t want to split bills. BUT!!! … it has nothing to do with men. Men just work on yourself bruh lol

[@coreygolphenee9633]

That sounds like rich old gay dating

[@shaswanda1]

That's the dumbest shit I ever heard and only she thinks like that..

[@TheRetroWorld]

People who always feel like they want to work towards something are usually the same people who end up being extremely successful IMO. It’s that drive to keep working towards new goals that keeps people going sometimes.

[@djames765]

1. Fire Episode 2. Eddin was getting some wild shit off on here & we need HR to put a stop to this expeditiously.

[@DENDEAURA]

Dude .. this is not the fucking office brother. It’s a podcast

[@deeznauts6543]

@@DENDEAURA my brother in christ, it was a joke. Seek God 🙏

[@djames765]

@@deeznauts6543 😂😂😂

[@theblacknewsnetwork]

@@DENDEAURA say you’re new here

[@bigglee1]

Yo Eddin was gettin to it!!

[@justtwizzey2429]

Keep that in the car in case someone gets a little "Lippy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LibraLovely923]

Eddin is out of control saying "a nice brazilian for u" and Mal just gave Rory that look😂

[@thecunninlynguist]

Rachel's a wild one for her gift to rory..lmao...good gift though. The soft life convo was interesting...Mal definitely been living that soft life for mad years.

[@davidearle7209]

Man said he been working 3 days a week for 6 years…that’s my nigga but that boy outta touch with reality lol

[@thecunninlynguist]

@@davidearle7209 and I doubt it's for 8 hours. Probably 6 hours tops.

[@bryantcortes9544]

@@davidearle7209 bro there money relies on people watching them weekly and staying in tune , so every week they need to make these episodes interesting , if they slack off they don’t make money lmaoo, that’s way more pressure than going into a work place 9-5 routinely and knowing you’ll be paid every friday

[@thecunninlynguist]

@@bryantcortes9544 not necessarily. They've delved into topics not currently in headlines before. And I would argue if they weren't so current headlines heavy, replay ability would be higher. Some of the best moments of their former podcast was when they went off tangent from current topics.

[@SumoWerx]

@@bryantcortes9544 Lmao i know you gonna compare sitting around talking about who take bigger shits to working a real job

[@xavierrussell7924]

nah bro when did mal become so funny? the last 5 episodes he been having me cracking up…. i love it 🔥🔥🔥

[@brokoen7288]

best episode so far. i was laughing while i was working. Thnx guys and girl!

[@NewEraNoah]

lol that soft life explanation was hilarious…see how she slipped in “go half on bills” 🤣🤣🤣 basically she saying the women want to be children and be taken care of and not have any adult responsibilities lol 😂.

[@n_andrews1370]

Just the kinda woman yall love

[@NewEraNoah]

@@n_andrews1370 who is y’all?

[@danielgatsby2217]

she exposing herself every episode

[@NewEraNoah]

@@danielgatsby2217 lol indeed

[@nia4842]

That explanation was all wrong

[@seanthornhill9503]

She went from capitalism to the work days too long. Lmao

[@yaahooyoungin1]

Since y’all showing the ads now, we need the footage of Mal sending money back home to his family in Canada with Western Union 😭

[@ginssjoy]

LMAOOO YO YESSSSS 🎯😂😂😂

[@liveight5]

westeren*

[@demetriusshaffer1784]

@@liveight5 *WeStErEN

[@I-do-not-read-replies]

@@demetriusshaffer1784 watch it weeb

[@demetriusshaffer1784]

@@I-do-not-read-replies lol tell the grammer police that “WeEb

[@rightnearthebeach]

That’s so Rory, “it’s the bitches I can see” 😂😂😂😂

[@laurenjackson2810]

I sure hope Demaris has thick skin, because the way the comment section on the past few videos have been eating her alive… I gotta play the Rory role & be devil’s advocate. Some due commented how Demaris is shallow for respecting the “Soft Life” because his mom worked multiple jobs, was a single mom, & took care of the household, which is what he considers to be a respectful living. I don’t understand how people not wanting to work like pack mules for minimum wages that don’t sustain a living, in order to increase the wealth of only 1% of the population, is a bad thing? Them wanting to enjoy life, their solitude, travel, & to even have time for their families is a bad thing? The French adopt some of this “Soft Life” by enforcing their workers to take frequent vacations. In the summer, many places in France look barren because everyone is gone on vacation. Even showing up to work late or taking long lunch breaks is considered to be acceptable & the norm. They try to still incorporate some humanity in the work life as opposed to America. It’s definitely a cultural thing. Because there are many other countries that would be confused as to why Americans are upset about people not wanting to dedicate the majority of their lives to unfulfilling work.

[@NewEraNoah]

You tried to help her, but no….

[@cgpxae2119]

You typed all that and ain’t said a damn thing. Modern day American chicks are just lazy and that’s all it is

[@earthdragon2489]

She explained it all wrong, but it sounded like she was describing social programs. I can agree that America makes it too hard for working people, and that they definitely deserve a lot more than they get.

[@VERYRAREPROPHET]

Now although Demaris lost me on the soft life imma give her her flowers for at least being one of the few women to acknowledge that women also do play into Toxic Masculinity. That segment dead made me look at myself especially when she said instead of men being sad we become angry because we deem it as more masculine. I’ve been saying im angry inside for years and now realizing that nah im just sad lmao. Also, notice how most of the men women claim to have toxic masculinity grew up with single moms.

[@artificialintelligence0101]

using the term toxic masculinity is offensive to men and it's gaslighting 100%. There's nothing NOTHING about being masculine that's toxic. It's only "toxic" when you feminist want to use it against men in an argument.

[@Infinity4rtist]

valid reply for sure. that definitely made me think for a lil minute. it might be some wisdom I carry with me for a while.

[@cgpxae2119]

No such thing as toxic masculinity 😂 but ok

[@deeznauts6543]

@@cgpxae2119 toxic masculinity doesn't mean masculinity is toxic. Its calling out the toxic behaviors and beliefs that a lot of men deem masculine. Read about it some time, goofy

[@cgpxae2119]

@@deeznauts6543 no such thing as toxic masculinity

[@butterfly5164]

Mal has done the podcast thing for 7 years, mix that with managing Saint Jhn , he did the ground work, he didnt just come to this world living the "soft life" , Demaris sounds too privileged for someone who is also sitting in the same room as the two men "podding" . It was a total oxymoron saying "it isnt about men", then saying how you dont want to split bills? who are you going to split it with if not your partner? it sounds to me that the soft life is not something you can live without a high income partner, i love this pod but her feminine hypocrisy sometimes upsets tf out of me.

[@danielgatsby2217]

she want that huxtable life but cant hold a man?

[@DashDapper]

Lmao Mal does not manage saint jhn, Biggs does and why do y'all just automatically discredit Demaris? What do y'all know about her before this podcast?

[@DreBagsGaming]

@@DashDapper nothing, thats the point, so why she feel obligated to not work as hard as a regular person, just cause she a female? She need to find her way back to reality

[@IndigoUchiha26]

She annoys me now lol

[@coreygolphenee9633]

Dude out of any internet celebritry to have insanely connected family I've seen Mal has the most nuts of all, doesn't matter how you look at being Biggs brother is a soft life period

[@nia4842]

Having two day work weeks (that start after noon) for seven years is exactly the soft life. Not knowing that people go to work at 6 a.m. is the soft life.

[@Yazthecharacter]

Facts the hardest working people in the world keep the rich Rich

[@brieljones23]

Thank you Lmfaoo

[@nastusalmander]

Sometimes Mal really talks as if he’s not privileged. Just embrace it

[@coreygolphenee9633]

@@nastusalmander I think it comes from his family probably not getting absolutely absurdly weathly till he was in his late teens, he can front normal on anything pre adult but the dude hasn't lived a normal adults life at all

[@mical2great]

U think its a two day work week but they dont just wake up two days out the week and do stuff...im sure they work 7 days a week

[@avantelondon6563]

I like how they called out the soft life bullshit lol

[@justtwizzey2429]

💯

[@beetlejuicekoking1286]

Yeah and mal lives it and he tried denying it lol

[@NonidleEnt]

@@beetlejuicekoking1286 he earned it. They’re simply saying you should work towards having the soft life. You’re not just entitled to it

[@user-jv2lz9xl9j]

@@NonidleEnt they keep missing that part! She just getting started…lol

[@coreygolphenee9633]

@@NonidleEnt yes being the brother of of one of the illuminati of the music industry is really going out there and digging for it,

[@LoLo_1997]

I’m slowly starting to see Demarus is kinda shallow. It’s not masculine to work. It’s just the adult thing to do in life cuz you have too. My mama worked 2 jobs to take care of me and my sister as a single parent… realest woman I know.

[@davidearle7209]

I like her but she do be saying some bird shit sometimes…

[@danielgatsby2217]

@@davidearle7209 some times? most times

[@Mimi8402]

Kudos to your mom, but honestly, that’s struggle life working that hard and being a single mom. Women today are opting out of that. Pursue your career, make money, invest, but also travel, relax, pamper yourself. For many woman, if they can dodge the bullet of men that leave them as single mothers, they’re starting off great.

[@vicep2760]

Demaris is a Big Bird. look at the things she say, isnt she in a relationship yet she sleeps over rory house all the time. Let your girl say she sleepin over her boss house what ya doing about that? lol

[@jetlife3173]

@@vicep2760 some girls can get away with it and some guys let their girls get away with it open your eyes

[@NotoriousSSV]

Lets see what Demaris is loud & wrong about today. Yall should make it a segment at this point lol Edit: Soft life? 🤣🤣🤣 she gets better every week

[@Dano-dn1wb]

Thought it was just me

[@avantelondon6563]

she bring a lot of good ideas and thoughts to the table usually

[@shywes2923]

Lol 😂 yep

[@ginssjoy]

Literally. Lol

[@sinamen516]

bruhhh facts 😂😂😂😂😂

[@allihearizmuzic8548]

This maybe one of the best episodes...thanks guys

[@nia4842]

Living a soft life means you don’t overwork yourself to the point of burnout, you’re not constantly chasing luxury, you choose to live a balanced lifestyle, and you enjoy living in the moment. It’s all about living a more simple and comfortable life with less stress. It’s not always possible to be stress-free. There will be times of stress. It’s more about limiting things in your life that cause you unnecessary stress. It's not about being taken care of nor is it just for women.

[@VERYRAREPROPHET]

But see I believe thats where the problem and confusion comes into play. That sounds great as hell but however not only do you have to work yourself to get there first, but the absolute main thing is… That is a fantasy and will NEVER be attainable. Im not a capitalist, I don’t like capitalism however i live in America so it is what it is, i have to, especially as a man, suck it up because people depend on me and so do i. There will never be such thing as a soft life because everything is perspective. Demaris just told Mal that he is currently living the soft life and just like Mal said , he put in the work to get to where he’s at. Alot of folks in my age range strictly only see the result and want it but not knowing what it comes with. Its Marxism all over again, sounds great but wont work.

[@nia4842]

@VERYRAREPROPHET A soft life is attainable. I know people (both male and female) who make great money without burnout. They started in the workforce with great careers and income that allowed that. Some might not see Mal as working two workday weeks for 7 years (for 4-5 hours) as "working to get" to a soft life. They might see him as always working a job that allowed a soft life. He might've worked smarter, not harder.

[@brieljones23]

To be honest, nobody wants to work. People need to stop faking it lmao.

[@Dano-dn1wb]

Demaris trying to control edin mic is crazy when we would prefer him

[@thechoyceisyours6627]

Absolutely not I just wish they'd cut Eddins mic

[@kingshottah4429]

Why not just have both of them

[@vics7869]

How many men are out there raising children the women have said is theirs, but isn't because she cheated and really it's someone else's child. When Mal said women are evil, this is what came to mind.

[@404_skynotfound7]

Soft life: cutting the addiction to struggling and allowing themselves to breathe and enjoy their lives. It's about being an active participant in your life and doing what makes them happy. Less stress, eating better, removing toxicity, and allowing themselves grace is the soft life. It's about handling the responsibilities and still actively enjoying the day to day. We all need this.

[@shivasamadhi]

Explanations like this is why I always scroll thru the comments. Very well put

[@VirgoHBIC]

Exactly 🥂

[@sanoflight15]

wtf...that ain't a soft life...that's the purpose of life....where the fuck you grew up at?...some can't make it out so this "soft life" kick is what they strive for....those who have made it out, can't even understand that broke mentality because with mo' money comes mo' problems! i swear i hate this feminist generation...ya'll ni66as need nuts!!!

[@Swayze_S.L]

The problem is these women also want to travel the world and live in nice houses with expensive purchases. You have to work hard for these things... unless you expect a man to just pay for everything which is exactly what soft life is about. These women are lazy.

[@404_skynotfound7]

@@Swayze_S.L Some women, not all women. Keep your misogyny in check please.

[@ReallyHimnotthem]

Damn they ate Demaris asx up on that soft life shit 🤣😂

[@thankyou6610]

Mal can carry his own pod for sure!! He’s been having a juice game every fucking episode!!! We love you Mal

[@irisotero6561]

8:33 Mal 🙌🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Thank you, from a mother of 5

[@InDueTime25]

Loving this show. This crew needs to stay the exact same. Don't change a thing. I see the comments taking turns singling out people knowing full well that content is everything. This show only seems to get better so phuck the negativity. Hard life struggles, lol.

[@wheaton_drizz]

New Yorkers love DC and its always funny to me lol

[@NonidleEnt]

The in unison Kevin Hart “Damn” had me cryinnnn! & def one of my fave episodes and only 30 min in

[@xandermartin2118]

It’s hilarious how women want a soft life, but don’t want to do what’s required to have a soft life.

[@danielgatsby2217]

not even the minimum

[@SuperSexyEnt]

🤣🤣

[@tekkadawn6685]

2022

[@tekkadawn6685]

Wanting a “soft life” sounds like you never had your parents discipline you 🤣🤣

[@amirahmednur1631]

@@tekkadawn6685 a lot of the kids that came up in the 99 onwards never really had hands put on em. I get so mad when I see my cousins running around and being loud. Man I would’ve got a 2 piece for acting a fool with family over

[@lexw.5477]

Drezzy underrated must say, definitely a good artist! Good talk guys!

[@nia4842]

Demaris explained the soft life totally wrong.

[@ieshabush32]

All wrong 😭

[@bossupathomewithtequila]

What is it?

[@sinamen516]

Enlighten me?

[@lovescars]

Whatever she say is totally wrong lol

[@Irrelevantgenius]

Demario is a bird.

[@313dabii5]

Edin voice cracking at 22:18…buddy was about to throw a fit lmaooooo

[@poloparachutes9983]

As a PG county (MD) resident born and raised, its always weird to here other people say they want to move here, especially New Yorkers lol when mad people down here wish they could live in NY

[@anthonyf9423]

Even some New Yorkers get tired of the fuckery ny brings

[@gregoryraynor7713]

Yeah...As a P.G. County Maryland resident ...I prefer here. NY is cool to visit (repeatedly).

[@nekoramos]

Exactly ! Lol as a PG county native, PG county is black, but ain’t got much compared to NY.. We still got gogo! DC is still beautiful outside and got the brunches, but it ain’t what it used to be…

[@ladyschatze9159]

When I was a teen I remember when we lost Scott LaRock from Boogie Down Production with KRS One . Lady B announced it on her show on the radio. We was stunned. R.I.P. Scott La Rock🙏🏾

[@thecashmerethinker]

Fellas, please do not listen to the “cry in front of your girl” advice. Your girl will not look at you the same anymore. 😂

[@Mr.Folgers3000]

“ The bank gon be like yeah we’re going through things too and you owe us some money “ 😂😂😂 Mal’s ability to be so unintentionally funny is top tier

[@dankestranch8738]

I love this show but Demaris soft life take is delusional. Please take her mic away

[@marquesmurray]

Demaris ain't fire enough to not split bills. You need to pay like you weigh

[@danielgatsby2217]

pay your weight in gold

[@prtk_m]

God damn she getting dragged

[@honeyhot1499]

You don’t sound fire enough saying that. How old are you 21? You sound like you work in a warehouse

[@Sir.Leek.]

Dee be sounding like a tweeter thread

[@derrickrwanda10301]

Glad you guys added timestamps now I can skip the industry stuff and stick to the funnies.

[@officialonyxobsidian]

The "Master bedroom" is now called the "Owners Suite".

[@JRandomProducer]

💯 Or primary suite.

[@Sameo_AC]

Yo this is Thee Best Podcast like no joke, no screaming n yelling, old niggas acting tough, you know Coo Vibes.

[@justtwizzey2429]

Capitalism and Nations, I'm screaming! 😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@goldiesworld2095]

12:16 really took my out 😂😂

[@gregoryraynor7713]

I cannot think of anyone that drops more F-Bombs than Rory. It doesnt bother me but sometimes Im like damn he sticking F-Bombs in areas they don't even go. Like its forced. Lol

[@lastreal4111]

Lmao my pet peeve when ppl do that. The most cringe…

[@aris95music]

Detective Demaris 😩😩😂

[@aminazulainaz7275]

YEEEESSS!!! I'm in TOTAL agreement on the soft life! Which is why I've budgeted for a housekeeper with the new home I just bought...and I think the nanny is next! Being a full career woman and managing/maintaining a household with children is too much. I make enough to hire help and that's what I'm doing!

[@nia4842]

Now, THAT is the correct definition of the soft life.

[@sorcelord65]

This I can agree with. Not her definition of it 🤣

[@WilliamWKnowles]

@@sorcelord65 nahh her definition was a straight up hand out, then tried to backtrack and change it when they call her on bullshit

[@sorcelord65]

@@WilliamWKnowles yea that’s what I said lol. I think you got confused with what I’m saying. I agree with this comment and not the definition given in the video.

[@WilliamWKnowles]

@@sorcelord65 i see that now i was half awake typing that shii bruh 🤣

[@FoodTherapy97]

“I’m gonna go by a beach and manifest it” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sagevoid]

Should’ve named this one “Walking Amuck”.😂

[@jehrardmartin4340]

Rudy and the waterworks is crazyy lol 😂😂😂

[@LADILADY67]

Demaris is definitely not a spokesperson for women. Her description of “the soft life” sounds crazy!

[@realitytheprodigy6776]

Could've fooled me that's how most women sound

[@LADILADY67]

@@realitytheprodigy6776 time to change your circle.

[@artificialintelligence0101]

She def speaks for MAJORITY of black women I see this rhetoric from that specific community the majority of the time.

[@NewEraNoah]

💯💯💯

[@slickway_apparel]

@@artificialintelligence0101 I heard white woman speak like this also can’t throw it on all black women there’s lazy women in every race

[@ebkkcst5934]

Mal- it’s a crime opening mail Eden-well I’m a cop😭😭😭😭😭

[@danielgatsby2217]

eden is gay but whats the difference?

[@J_Shields_]

1:09:04 “Cause we don’t need you no more” 😂😂

[@AlexanderT.A.G]

Is Rachel in the comments?

[@mrdondada1]

Been waiting in Mal to take his cape of … damn 👏🏾

[@JJ-ez3zs]

Rory needed a bathroom break after opening his gifts.🏃🏃🏃

[@pace1190]

setting the scene w/ Dip it Low

[@wessideATL1]

🤣☠️

[@davidjesus7724]

@@pace1190 yooo throwback! lol

[@taozochi727]

Great episode. I enjoy that as a team you bring more conversations to the front that need to be had. Also Stockholm is in Sweden.

[@tylerlocklear4373]

Nooo mal, you rocking the Jin Kazuma Tekken 3 pants again...

[@ColdDragonYoung701]

Lmaooooooo

[@GuyRasenAnime]

Yoo this comment is too funny

[@LordZevv]

googling the area is DEFINITELY ME 😂 Mal clearly knows me

[@cmpcmg]

Damaris with back to back dud episodes

[@badactorsacademy2312]

"Cuz I luv her!" -Mal 🤣🤣🤣

[@LboogieEntertainmentTv]

Mal calling some people "lazy fux" while literally never doing any hard work ever in his life is crazy

[@lastreal4111]

@@deffmuzic just look at him. His fat ass probably never even had to take stairs. Plus his hands are mad manicured all the time. Soft hands = soft life Lmao

[@shadthagod8033]

Once these convos get going this shit be like sitting with the homies and u bring up random topics every time 😂😂😂😂

[@triosace3]

Mal - 'AdELts'

[@LiteisBright]

I don’t like how Rory & Mal both pronounced “mumbo” sauce 😂😂

[@ayefrankproduction]

Manny aint takin care of his kids he definitely aint takin care of yours. Mal spittin facts

[@BackpackGod]

Mal & Tsu Surf are the only people I hear pronounce, Adult as Eldult. 🤣

[@gemsound]

So basically, a “soft life” is living like a privileged white woman who’s a housewife that actually does nothing.

[@Yazthecharacter]

🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yes

[@nia4842]

No. That's a kept woman.

[@triaverse]

No, a “soft life” is one in which a woman is not responsible for being the primary breadwinner as well as the nurturer, nanny, business partner, maid, and project manager. A “soft life” for women is being touted as the antidote for the struggling social justice warrior woman who has to pay all the bills, primarily tend to the children and fight the revolution at the same time.

[@eternalkick]

1:28:48 nah man when the players started putting their jerseys on the coach’s desk. That shit got to me frfr 😭😭

[@ChillyChav]

Mal you live a soft life, accept it my guy. Nigga argued recording a podcast twice a week as hardwork. Nigga there are welders who work 12 hours, six days for 25 years. Thats just one everyday profession.

[@deeznauts6543]

Facts if you're working less than 40ish hours a week and your job requires zero physical labor and very little brainpower, thats a soft life.

[@iversongrijalva7874]

Work smarter boi

[@ChillyChav]

@@iversongrijalva7874 ya best reply is remedial at best. Be smarter.

[@danielgatsby2217]

what was he doing before the pod? if you put in the work early then why cant you enjoy the soft life

[@ChillyChav]

@@danielgatsby2217 I never said anything was wrong with it. I'm simply giving contrast.

[@B.Phrase06]

Ayyyyyyyyyeeee DMV up lol 💯🔥🤝

[@nia4842]

A dealt= Mal's pronunciation of adult.

[@jruss400]

I’m gone be saying twaaaut all day 🤣🤣🤣

[@ratedak13]

hilary duff the only child star that didnt go left

[@davidearle7209]

Y’all forgetting about Zendaya. Or what about ol girl from Good Luck Charlie, what was her name Bridget Mindler or some Shit like that

[@danielgatsby2217]

bro she went left but took the right back to freeway

[@staymadloser7754]

@@davidearle7209 zen is a sellout

[@djroman3449]

Yo why did I just see Mal laugh the hardest in years over a water works joke 😭😭😭

[@flyerlansky1538]

Jay definitely represented but you can not forget dame and Biggs.. mainly dame.. it's The Roc 💯

[@johncrawley4527]

Yea when everyone’s sitting and one person standing I get nervous as well lol

[@ZYaKnoe249]

I mean, there’s part of it where people are just hating.. but to pretend that Jay didn’t benefit of Biggie & Pac dying is somewhat disingenuous. Not saying he was celebrating when the news came out but there was a void open, especially in NY with Biggie. Hence the various King of NY crown references in Vol 1 & 2.

[@BunnyntheVagabonds]

Rory not only had bars, but buffet life is verse of the year

[@bighomieScoobs]

1. Demaris ruins almost every show. 2. Sounds like she has no respect for Rory's house.

[@chloejay8791]

I was waiting for someone to mention the incidents in Rory’s bathroom lol.

[@shywes2923]

Yep 👍🏽

[@rbee6507]

Rachel, sub of the year!

[@FreeTheColonized]

I know they are partially joking at all times but not even being able to fathom someone not wanting to work or thinking about life outside of productivity shows how exhausting capitalism inherently is. It’s embedded into the society to take pride in working that way you are easier to exploit as a worker.

[@sorcelord65]

People exploit themselves - Rich Dad

[@FreeTheColonized]

@@sorcelord65 true when countries development were halted by settler colonialism and they never experienced industrialization because they were being purposely underdeveloped and now they work for a fraction of American minimum wage (which still isn’t enough) for American companies to get by then it must be self induced right? Nobody is exploiting themselves companies are making profit by getting more production out of people than they are paying them. They create surplus value through surplus labor

[@abtshoni]

The Hunchback of Notre Dame made me cry when they thought he had a mask on instead of his actual face.

[@tjloading]

Demaris, you have to WORK before you’re able to have a “soft life”🤣it’s not just given to u. Like mal said he been doin it for 6 years non stop, he had to work before he got to where he’s at. And RIP to my nigga Kevin samuels who’s been tryna tell y’all this🤣