Neymar Jr. Plays Amateur Football Team

[@krisscott5604]

These players can move a ball with their feet in a fancy way but they can't really dribble past anyopponents well. Neymar actually uses his footwork to pass opponents with ease, the other guys it feels is just for show but doesn't have a lot of use.

[@nltiro3387]

I don't get what the point in this football is, why have such a small pitch, it's like a warm-up lobby lmfao

[@jimschips254]

Well most of them are freestylers so maybe that's why they can't rly get past them. Also, because the pitch is so small it's hard to get a break away and go through your opponents fast unless, of course, if you're one of the best football/soccer players in the world(Neymar)

[@jimschips254]

@@nltiro3387 the point prolly is to show more style. Also it's rly cool and sorta inspiring to see them do those insane skills and moves

[@caolanwalsh5481]

@@nltiro3387 it’s a 5 a side the pitch are smaller it’s more skill moves and stuff like street football it’s not really about the goals anol like a proper football match

[@SLIMETO__]

@@caolanwalsh5481it kinda looks smaller than a 5 a side pitch

[@Oakiiee]

Neymar overhead kick 7:04 "think it was on target, needed to be blocked" commentators high lol

[@ashleyryan6222]

was going to comment the same thing, wasn't even close to being on target lmfao

[@thirsty7281]

@@ashleyryan6222 On target... as a pass?

[@itsnotevenmyfinalform]

@@thirsty7281 afaik u don't kick a pass. Specially overhead kicks, when u are even unsure, where it would connect.

[@blackfire_x2964]

Weren’t they being sarcastic?

[@rexynator_ytb]

@@thirsty7281 yeah lol

[@G4MBIT]

Imagine young Messi, Neymar, Suarez, Xavi and Iniesta playing futsal. Damn!

[@ElBatiPive]

Naaaa messi , naaa suarez , Naaaa! 🥱🥱

[@beardedentity]

Young Ronaldinho will eat all of em alive.

[@vb2388]

Messi will be doing the same thing in a Futsal as in a regular Football game Destroying defenders through body feints and scoring goals with ease..

[@VBjebh]

@@beardedentity tru

[@Mcfc2Rich]

Imagine God and the Da Lai Lama lacing up their boots. Wow that would be crazy.

[@squawkthepenguin9492]

2:40 “as players go off we’re gonna start seeing a lot more players in the field” S tier commentary

[@SFDarkAngel]

I think he refers to the short moment when the new player joins the field slightly too early

[@luvruffi]

pretty sure they meant that when the players go off there is less meaning you get to see more of each player

[@yasirahmed1574]

"There is no free kick there because he just fell over" Ma man accidentally tripped and commentator decided to do dirty to him 💀

[@alaustin]

That’s cause nobody that likes football, likes neymar

[@dodothedog8551]

@@alaustin u good bro? Some mental problems maybe?

[@alaustin]

@@dodothedog8551 I’m fine. he could’ve been remembered as one of the greats but his flailing and falling completely ruins any chance of that

[@filiplass7442]

@@alaustin I like football and neymar is one of my favourite players. I do think him faking fouls is cringe, but his skill is still very real and that's what I like about him

[@itsnotevenmyfinalform]

Decided to do dirty to him? You write english ?

[@ethantheasian7513]

Neymar *exists* Commentators: Oh wow, what great off-the-ball movement from Neymar, just exquisite! Say when is he going to get the ball?

[@goku445]

he also said he was on target on a back shot...

[@vlonelywrld1426]

they on his payroll no?

[@moritzheinzel815]

the meatriding is crazy

[@vnet5332]

@@goku445 almost like sarcasm was used xD

[@goku445]

@@vnet5332 Why would they use sarcasm on an acclaimed player?

[@ShivamKumar-bk3dw]

Neymar : Let me use my 0.1% skill 2:52

[@guacca]

True haha though, that applies to everyone on the pitch. Bet they're all formidable players, but they are at 25% perhaps.

[@ShivamKumar-bk3dw]

@@Disciple_777 dont worry i dont even need krishna to take jesus on i can take jusus down by myself 👍

[@ryanmckee7297]

Jesus loves you!

[@timothychinye6008]

He just ran and shot... there's almost zero skill there. Everyone's just having fun.

[@kidxmoon3509]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Man_iCR8]

Neymar's movements after each move looks like an injury waiting to happen

[@phu5005]

Nah, he’s just waiting for a free kick whistle. Habits.

[@Man_iCR8]

@@phu5005 😂😅😅😅

[@Heizen_Cookzz]

Trying to be funny

[@fdk-06boy33]

Xxccccccc

[@clayton2011]

Future teller

[@MB66_]

Is there anything Redbull doesn't do?

[@KnighT1105s]

Sit and relax boi

[@clivemathieu9386]

Make a nice drink?

[@peter3337]

ur mum?

[@KnighT1105s]

@@peter3337 urs too

[@christianorsa]

Let Checo win races💀😂

[@SuccessfulJoe1_2]

8:12 that skill was top notch 😅

[@wutsgudbud]

Bro got tripped by a ghost 😂 4:40

[@safwanstrangers2577]

Lol 😂😂😂

[@nickdallas4663]

He fell on neymar 😂

[@ytfvuftctfytfh6054]

Nice to see Neymar practicing with the rest of the PSG team

[@deneziusarmageddonwhite7531]

😂😂😂

[@John-dv1uy]

This awesome. Neymar playing with his food.

[@goku445]

exhibition game

[@windowsxpnotfound6494]

Brazil’s “amateur team” is prolly better than the US national🤦‍♂️

[@boredasl4362]

bruh- valid

[@9mape]

Fam every person who borns in brazil alr have 99 pace and 99 skills 😭

[@Lyreo_]

@@9mape yeah (I’m Brazilian)

[@Monnigga]

@@Lyreo_ ala o brazuca kkkkkkkkj

[@JobamnaJoestar]

​@@9mape maybe not 99 pace but 99 skills for sure💯💯

[@alexmorelos3460]

Redbull is secretly taking over the world. One energy drink and advertisement at a time

[@callumg_0147]

7:04 ON TARGET!!!

[@rexynator_ytb]

I think a pass no ?

[@Luistw09]

Não por causa da força do chute​@@rexynator_ytb

[@bluntx123]

This game needs a shot clock to make it more exciting.

[@sebfox2194]

It would be exciting if they were actually trying to win. They're mostly just strolling around casually, and there's not much competitiveness. 5-a-side, and futsal are actually quite entertaining when the matches are competitive.

[@bluntx123]

@@sebfox2194 Oh yeah I get that for this match. I just ment in general, I think it would make a really fun and exciting game to watch if they had a shot clock like 25 seconds or something.

[@housesavagemafia7504]

Exactly They Need to Play To Win not Do Worthless things. Gets Too Boring How They Miss The Easiest Shots Ever.

[@gagechannal4812]

Thats a great idea ngl

[@esethatonephoo7603]

I remember getting 2nd place at the ODP fields in San Diego. This tounrmanet was huge over 70 teams and we got 2nd .

[@besi6x462]

Way to go brah👐❣️

[@mantosh56]

That's crazy bro!!!!

[@Maggpiee]

Woooo thats insanee niceee

[@oscar-5315]

@J C 😂

[@oscar-5315]

Nun the less it’s an experience w

[@shomgerry]

This was such a fun game, pure filth from them lot. Neymar is just class

[@tshepofiles7375]

Football to neymar is Natural

[@j94c]

It's so frustrating that there are no slow motion replays

[@nopenopenein8243]

The game is slow it is basically a one big slow motion replay.

[@victoriheme2554]

Neymar is world-class. Good to see his humility down here.

[@Davi-px2bi]

6:38 Neymar, na carretilha.

[@rorigillmore141]

you don't realise how good a list footballers are because they always play against the best. but here you see the contrast. now put messi in neymar in one fifa street match haha

[@Poshu-P93]

Neymar 🔥🔥🔥

[@Dang3rMouSe]

Looking at this from the US, they could develop this into something like the Harlem Globetrotters for soccer. Neymar has some insane skills as well as a number of guys out there.

[@guywatson29]

No thanks

[@sakshamsharma5824]

what is this soccer thing ur talking about?

[@sargtech02greengamerDK]

whats a soccer

[@TimDaOne]

😂 they Globetrotters are slightly better at their field than this team

[@COWP]

Yeah and keep it in the US because that is a terrible take😭 we don’t need a bunch of men in colourful outfits doing trick shots mid game to keep us interested in the game.

[@arthurmartins7828]

Neymar é diferenciado demais!

[@testsubject10101]

lovely bit of neymar there from neymar

[@breakandbuild-x5k]

I love this sport, Never knew neymar was this Good

[@rutinerad]

I would think chested goals not in mid-air are even more rare.

[@Heopful]

You'd just go header imo

[@DoorTechnicianRick]

"Neymar plays amateur football team" Sounds just like your average matchday in League 1

[@idrisssylla3570]

Neymar : 13 goals last season in League 1. Messi ... 6 goals.

[@sebfox2194]

@@idrisssylla3570 The OP wasn't saying that Neymar is bad. He's saying that Ligue 1 isn't a good league.

[@idrisssylla3570]

@@sebfox2194 I meant that he would have scored more if it was so easy. Messi as well.

[@sebfox2194]

@@idrisssylla3570 Fair enough, but one of the biggest reasons for their goal numbers last year is that they both had injuries, and so didn't play that many games. Neymar only played 22 league games last year, and Messi played even less. Plus they didn't get the full 90 minutes in some of these appearances. If they were both fully fit, and played a full season they likely would have scored a lot more goals.

[@skerpy8145]

who is this guy ''neymar'' that the commentators are glazing? Seems like a chill guy.

[@JL_____]

4:41 he tried to pass without looking and embarassed himself LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ZEZINPIKADURA34CM]

🤣😂😂

[@asiandvarma1603]

It's normal for football players bruh

[@khalid.a.h]

Difference btw freestyle and other pro player like neymar is the finishing

[@mantosh56]

And positioning

[@UndefinedStasis]

And fitness

[@UndefinedStasis]

Aka every other aspect of ⚽️

[@confusedAaatma]

The guy with blue jersy and white hair is so good.. He should persue football as career

[@aparecidasantos8420]

lucaneta and melequinha are great playing together(i am brazilian)❤

[@skippywinters]

Amazing the things neymar is able to do against an amateur team

[@firman0ffical]

Idk why im enjoy to see all Brazilian play football

[@KnighT1105s]

Neymar = do not touch the ball sir.

[@ocog8955]

2 guys of each team annoyed me bruh just walking like turtles the whole game wtf 🤣

[@somojitdey7715]

Neymar is best

[@idionildovicente-sh9it]

FIFA should create a golden ball to him he deserve it

[@zlack9057]

5:02 what a finish!? god neymar

[@TheLast20thBoy]

What the …

[@dinhoneymar4768]

imagine a young neymar, ronaldinho, robinho and r9 playing futsal together

[@MimieThalie]

Une équipe avec les "retraités" ou presque : Neymar, Cr7, Messi, Zlatan et Benzéma, et j'ajoute Giroud pour le fun... Personne ne les battrait... Ça serait monstrueux.. ❤❤

[@Denylson_sl]

🇧🇷💚 nosso idolo neymar💚🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

[@renpeek]

Neymar is holding himself I can tell

[@estif7011]

Why

[@_quixote]

He's barely even trying

[@BryanCardoso-x2b]

😅 é só o Ney querer fazer gol que ele faz kkk😂😂

[@khasstt]

Que bueno sean garnier y Neymar juntos de nuevo

[@socalpunisher]

Imagine a cr7 vs a Neymar futsal match . That’s would be the best .

[@howardlam6181]

you can tell when neymar was serious and when he wasn't lol

[@Hypocrisy.Allergic]

Ronaldinho Neymar R9 Pele Maradona All in their primes organizing this kind of match😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@itachi_257fromthehiddenlea9]

I would like to see Neymar vs Falcao on this pitch

[@lucasdantas4791]

neymar would have no chance at all

[@yvngxlui8985]

​@@lucasdantas4791 Neymar would demolish falcao 💀💀

[@vxzdzd121]

​@@yvngxlui8985 Falcão would absolutely destroy neymar Like it wouldn't even be fair

[@vxzdzd121]

​@@yvngxlui8985 Do you know who falcão is?

[@wowwhatwasit]

Neymar just chilling

[@Sshuvo-vr8ep]

Neymar Jr love 💝

[@BigBoss7777777]

I’d love to see prime Brazilian Ronaldo playing futsal.

[@ballislife9924]

He would just bulldoze everyone while casually dribbling lmao

[@AbidulIslamAbid-o3o]

That guy with white hair in blue team is really talented he should try to persue football as his carrer

[@eklavyaojha5409]

8:08 it's Brazil for real

[@O.O.N.S.H.U.]

5:02

[@ShadowBladez713]

Hello everyone, just saw this video and wanted to know a few things like the rules. Whats the name of the game? I notice the goalies are small and there is semi circle area where a player cant step in. Also if one team scores a player of the opposite team gets out for a period of time? Game looks fun and interesting and would love to play it with a group of friends. We always play soccer but this style is different and more challenging. Thank you! -love from Texas

[@Kiagoalski]

Futsal

[@AtzePeng484]

It's street football

[@scoob.productions]

Futsal is the name

[@jin__woo]

Popularly known in Brazil as "golzinho"

[@mmg12francis56]

Neymar second goal shouldn’t count he was offside 😂

[@unknownplayer4919]

Commentators inlove with Neymar😂

[@thebuddyholly]

but who isnt tho, lol

[@goodafm]

5:01 The cherry on top 🔥

[@mart_en]

I don't know, I only likes tricks if they serve a purpose and you actually beat your opponent. Here it is mostly just showboating without any gain of room ...

[@jacrispy4099]

exaccccccctlyyyy

[@eltonluz94]

It shows you have skills. Europeans dont get that

[@mart_en]

@@eltonluz94 Skills are only interesting and fun to watch if they make you beat your opponent. If you trick around, step over the ball 5 times but than play the ball back to your teammates, it looks stupid and pretentious. CR7 was a master of that. Messi just went by 3 defenders with ease whereas Ronaldo did 5 step overs in front of an opponent and then back heeled the ball back to defence. Nobody is impressed by that ...

[@johnnyfreespeech5815]

I thought I was the only one missing the point somewhere… Yeah it’s all well and good that you can do a step over and fart about with the ball for ten seconds at a time but is there any point if after all of that not only have you not moved past the defender, instead you actually turn around and play a safe pass backwards and the farce starts all over again? I really don’t get it. If the point is to showcase their amazing skills then why not just grab a camera, head down to your local park or the garden and do your tricks? It’s not even like the other players were really trying to tackle the ball back anyway. This is dreadfully dull to watch. I mean with a pitch that small the game should see more than a few goals scored surely?

[@alimohsin496]

@@johnnyfreespeech5815 I guess it’s all casual fun, like a group of friends playing together, except broadcasted around the world lol

[@othnxxltv4345]

Are we not gonna talk how good the Brazil team was ?

[@Heopful]

Most of them are better dribblers than Neymar I'd say.

[@estif7011]

@@Heopful what a joke😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@brightumoru423]

Neymar🔥

[@pdrxnmiguel]

Neymar e de mas SLK Hehe,os caras Cheio dos Freestyle fda Hehe!🇧🇷⚽❤️🔥

[@KuldeepSingh-ii7hs]

My all time favourite 💖💖💖

[@EonSlumber]

Look at the two chicks on each end of the thumbnail.

[@EvanRackle]

they probably photoshopped over someone distracting hahaha

[@omerk6648]

Bruh

[@thedarkess940]

7:23 nombre del que entra??

[@Gabrielpigati]

Brasil recebaaa

[@ka_1927]

that guy from fortnite is pretty good at football

[@YTTYYTTY42]

As a german i can just think "why are they playing so ineffective?"

[@DoctorStrange01]

That's probably what anyone who's not Brazilian would think 😂

[@YTTYYTTY42]

@@DoctorStrange01 Nah, i have played fun matches with my friends against spanish, italian and portuguese people that were very playful. Always destroyed them with straight efficient german football, because they hate running back when losing the ball ;)

[@Valwiggers27]

Japan is more effective. The German national team has no germans anymore lol It looks like the Senegal national team.

[@davidallardice373]

Damn Neymer is so good

[@anthonysilva234]

That guy with the bleached hair on the blue team is kinda good. He would never make it on big teams like barca and psg though

[@johnnyfreespeech5815]

‘Oh wow, look at the skill. This guy is good.’ *After pratting about on the spot and not advancing the ball up the pitch or moving past the opposing defender, the player then proceeds to play a slow, safe pass.* - EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. Seriously, I don’t get it. What’s the point? This is dreadfully dull.

[@Appolo-dw7hi]

I love how they mention neymar but when its just other players its very silent😂

[@LassanaBadiaga-d5l]

Vraiment tu es magnifique❤❤❤❤

[@ahmedalmas6547]

نيمار الغدار 😂🔥⚽️

[@NiC.kChenNC]

This is crazy

[@Colorfultedy]

These commentators are better then the guys doing the actual pro games wtf

[@hexonateisagod8133]

Yuh ever heard of Peter Drury???

[@Colorfultedy]

@@hexonateisagod8133 yeah?

[@masteroogway2438]

Everyone there was awesome

[@pugamagar6191]

The one who's wearing a white cap in Neymar's team, is that sean, the pro freestyle KZbinr??

[@jy01225658]

内马尔老了，和现在的罗纳尔迪尼奥一样，不再有花哨的过人动作，都是传球为主....

[@tooreal8797]

GOAT

[@taaldisomofficial]

Wow 👌

[@perry1989pl]

Are you nerds honestly trying to convince me that none of you noticed that one of the guys commentating the match is ODPixel?

[@Xqnke2]

REAL LIFE VOLTA!!!!

[@thetruth1862]

So is the point to score or to do 12 step overs and pass into a crowd.

[@johnnyfreespeech5815]

Yes

[@mabrouk5058]

Moments of magic like chesting the ball ffs lol.... 'WOW! he's a genius" 😆 sign him up for Derby county.

[@souled368]

God and Jesus loves you all spread the word

[@HistoricHorror24]

Y’all need replays man

[@PostTraumaticSwagDisorder]

I think the game is too fast paced for replays

[@thinkinggweb9058]

The guy on cap should consider football as a career. He plays good.

[@Smalltimegeeker]

Bro really got a selfie during kickoff

[@ChrisMc67]

That Brazil team could have hammered them 🤣

[@6stringering]

tf man bros literally a magician

[@kingkezz9188]

Is that ghudjonsen commentating?

[@pramodshrestha5643]

Neymar misses Commentator:-That was on target

[@webshooterss]

bro just called his team bad in different expressions ☠

[@LXNDR-RNLD]

r u stilll staying at psg neymar hopefully all the rumours are making me sad