"NFL 2017" - A Bad Lip Reading of the NFL

Tom Brady investigates a theft... and other things that didn't happen
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[@johnstjohn3595]

"This wall is magical. You can't touch me."-Tom Brady LMFAOOOO

[@mgraysonhay]

John Stjohn Ans that magical wall is called the referees.

[@johnstjohn3595]

lmao

[@nicholaskotlarczyk9083]

John Stjohn aka his offensive line

[@ariana23lovestar]

I'm pretty and pushy

[@kaitlinmarks9616]

John Stjohn ppppppp

[@jeffbean779]

Plot twist: this is actually what they're saying

[@disshitlit7897]

I'm convinced the Ryan Fitzpatrick clip was pretty accurate lol

[@1421cougarfan]

Jeff Bean haha your a browns fan lol

[@kad3e3]

Sinbadd Pullin they are just waiting like the cubs fans were

[@alvideos2145]

The guys getting really close, it might of been, seriously wtf were they talking about?

[@alexfaithuwu6841]

Jeff Bean Right?!

[@mrethannice]

*the pain is enormous*

[@PKFlashOmega]

For Eli that may be pretty accurate

[@XavierSchwartzTheOriginal]

@@PKFlashOmega ikr

[@josephfunk5868]

My life in 4 words

[@Leila555]

This one has the most eerie phrases yet and I love it. “To see the flames, open your eyes.”

[@kylebennett789]

"Who's skull would you like" has something to say about that

[@westie430]

Or perhaps "when you die I'll be outside"😂

[@BrandEver117]

This is the closest I get to enjoying football.

[@k-panga]

eggball, or better known as american football

[@TheKnightBlade4]

joaquin capandegui a football and an egg are not the same shape...

[@frostyy1114]

You mean handegg?

[@kierpole117]

Frostyy you mean football

[@alikestar8377]

L

[@mayaelizondo73]

4:23 " I ate breakfast today" ................. 2017 goals I bet his new years resolution was to eat breakfast every day

[@goblinman90]

Art House I read that right as it happened in the video

[@awesomeminechft5429]

Art House Quit it dad sid -Jordy nelson

[@traciutley1621]

Fart head

[@jaywalt8418]

“You’ll pay for this in Odin’s name” lol

[@algini12]

i died when that with that one.

[@queensomova9408]

*Only 18* 👇👇👇 731426.LOVESBO.RU

[@jaywalt8418]

@MR.random57 lol no thanks. Jesus isn’t god

[@ants_in_my_eyes_johnson6844]

"...and I shaved a mannequin and I never did love no mo."

[@shaunmckinney521]

I normally can't go outside

[@irrelevantperson785]

"Hit it!" "La Rinky, La Tinky!" "La Rinky." "La Tinky!" One of my co-workers and I have adopted this one and use it when we see each other at the start of each shift.

[@elisabethboning3147]

Freaking awesome 😂👏🏻

[@xjdfghashzkj]

That's awesome

[@beek.4860]

Are you La Rinky or La Tinky?

[@umhi4066]

WHEN YOU DIE I'll BE OUTSIDE

[@kkingsbury1853]

XD

[@Beanz730Tifa]

I grew up in South Park, Ohio where SNAKES DON'T BITE ON YOU! 😅

[@Zanez2.3]

*this wall is magical you cant touch me*

[@TqueenInfinity]

"Somebody took the nickels out of my dang locker!" 😂😂😂

[@JPDillon]

Tom would totally say dang!

[@freedomandliberty7835]

Smurfs

[@noidontthinkiwill9290]

@@JPDillon fr 😂

[@hot_dog_water2437]

*nickels

[@TqueenInfinity]

@@hot_dog_water2437 thanks

[@lpsinyoface]

"When you die, I'll be outside" 😂😂😂😂

[@Matt-vg7tr]

SAMICH cash me ousside ha ba dat

[@amandakienlen504]

SAMICH lol

[@3rdeyemang]

@SAMICH, & Ghettoness TV: Haaaa Not bad.

[@TheFridayNightGamerj]

SAMICH I love Randall Cobb

[@robbiemcguire5933]

SAMICH

[@MELLDUNEY616]

"my brain is loud.. huh? whose there?" - Mell Duney

[@fifaharambe9556]

Mell Duney 5:20

[@stagger9660]

Mell Duney that was gold

[@zacharyjones7948]

It's empty... he's just hearing echos

[@aidaavetisyan6058]

азатутюн каян

[@shanebemyfather4376]

I died

[@Jetfox967]

"Most skeletons are harmless." That is so true

[@localdetroitidiot2662]

Key word most

[@ants_in_my_eyes_johnson6844]

"To see the flames open your eyes" "My furniture is rotten"

[@SorendeSelbyBowen]

@Random man That's great!

[@SorendeSelbyBowen]

@Random man Awesome!

[@peterhickman9082]

some aren't though

[@mikesbabygirl806]

You’re fired and you’re fired and definitely you’re fired. Not you buddy! 😭🤣

[@HhfGs2478]

Brianna C Right? Quite funny I liked that one a lot too! Hahahaha

[@Elemental_Bender]

@@HhfGs2478 same lol😂😂

[@johnstjohn1987]

I died at this lol

[@coramoor3]

What's funny is he's about to be fired too.

[@estebansanchez342]

I laughed too hard at that 😂😂😂

[@daman7387]

"You like my sister?" "Yeah." "Don't."

[@jordanmelven]

0:57 "You'll pay for this in Odin's name." LMAO, so perfect for that guy. XD

[@Chris-kl6mr]

I loved that line i can't stop laughing

[@dantefromdevilmaycry9857]

We just found a real Viking

[@76EATDX.]

I thought he meant he looked like thor

[@johnford2898]

"To see the flames, open your eyes..." The look on his face is too much.

[@thelemonaders5112]

“I used to go home and just throw gravel at my grandparents in bed” DEAD

[@HhfGs2478]

The Lemonaders ouch! Lol

[@prestonvaughn1038]

I know it's like the best part

[@mr.ninjawarrior4516]

I wonder if the NFL players even watch these

[@RenTaguchi]

Mr. Ninja Warrior They do, Emannuel Sandeds posted on twitter about this

[@WhatAndEver]

Mr. Ninja Warrior I know Adrian Peterson is familiar with Bad Lip Reading, and a Vikings fan brought a giant orange peanut for him to autograph after a game.

[@CaalamusTube]

I'd be flattered if I were them!

[@Emperor.Penguin.]

patience 2277 what the fuck does that have to do with ANYTHING!?

[@jessebiggins]

patience 2277 so much *ITALIC WRITING*

[@bekah8453]

"I'm half Hawaiian. Guess what half? The Greek half."

[@quazerhits1462]

fortunate fool lmaooo

[@ProGamer-pf4re]

fortunate fool as i read that it was happening

[@KatelynBella]

Alana Thomas no get outta here

[@myleagamingyt3679]

+Alana Thomas no fuck off

[@KatelynBella]

MyleaGaming YT yeah

[@westie430]

"I accept that I'm big, ok? I get it!" 😂😂😂 @1:32

[@Jackieb741]

“Quit it, dad said!” 😂 5:20 made me burst out laughing

[@Brandonnobles]

Hi

[@Eris-Goddess-of-Chaos]

How many times has my little brother said that 🤣

[@samiboi.]

Yah

[@arkx.5365]

"My brain is loud. *Who's there?!* 😂

[@bengarrison5394]

I second that

[@arkx.5365]

Metalhead1997 LOL

[@GretchenJP]

My favorite too. XD

[@poortalk]

That one was epic! Lmao

[@renzovidad7674]

Jarrett Winstead k

[@Meyzen76]

5:20 My brain is loud...huh...who's there?😂

[@HXNNYxGAWDxbox]

Meyzen76 koo

[@firenice9237]

Meyzen76 same 😂

[@jimkelly6244]

Meyzen76 I KNOW I DIED TOO!!!

[@ronalyngemino2783]

Meyzen76 8

[@owencooper8989]

Meyzen76 coo

[@MrRay4love]

Tom Brady:"I'm pretty, and pushy!"

[@excuseme1543]

well...he ain't wrong :P

[@Crumponalog]

"I swallowed a penny, I swallowed a penny. Why a penny, why a penny, why a penny went that deep? Why man, why man, why?"Indeed.

[@searching4adventure85]

5:20 "my brain is loud..." has me rolling. So fucking funny!!

[@noelperry8749]

Legend has it, they're still hugging...

[@steelerspride8429]

Tyrod taylor♡Colin cappernick

[@Liam-ot8rs]

on their knees

[@janetownley]

“I was at the mall, offloading some spaceships, and I shaved a mannequin, and I never will love no more.”

[@westie430]

"Hey friend, good morning!" 4:17 LOL it actually looks like he said that😂

[@-ANONYMOUS-]

It looks like they say everything though

[@kkingsbury1853]

" I can't find my pencil" I didn't think it was funny until I looked above his ear XDXDXDXD

[@elsad5810]

I am Seagull I didn't think that comment was funny until I read the whole thing😂

[@kennedyy0_0]

I am Seagull it isn’t that funny...

[@wolfstar7087]

I read that comment at the exact same time that scene came on XD

[@Patrick_Cooper]

"I used to go home and just throw gravel at my grand parents in bed" That is classic...

[@davidhepworth8072]

That's what i do

[@senorpepper3405]

@@davidhepworth8072 I bet😂

[@westie430]

"How you feelin?" "I.... I'm probably dyin" I died😂😂😂 @1:09

[@ravenmoyle8837]

Happy Sidewalk Day, I hope your sidewalk is happy

[@chrishansen8201]

Lets be a thing

[@kidsariel3044]

@@chrishansen8201 I'll approve ... As long as there's proof that she isn't a minor 😂

[@nolanboyer669]

This ironically came out before Brady's jersey was stolen from his locker. I mean nickels

[@ALLforLOVE13]

"I'm half Hawaiian! Guess what half, huh?! THE GREEK HALF!" 😂😂😂What?!😂😂😂

[@kmeadows]

Jennifer Murdock I lost it at that. 😂

[@suspish2240]

Jennifer Murdock this wall is magical you can't touch me-tom brady

[@shaunkby]

“Just laugh if you’re mad” “ Just laugh if you’re mad”

[@BassGuitarGuy128]

3:23: "MY HEAD!! MY HEAD GOT DAMAGED!"

[@HhfGs2478]

BassGuitarGuy128 Ya that was one of my favorites hahaha

[@1ksubswithnovideos182]

BassGuitarGuy128 d

[@ryanhopf8324]

The players should be saying this

[@gamerkits9697]

🤣🤣🤣 he looks legit pissed off

[@randomperson8571]

"I'm half Hawaiian. Guess which half? The Greek half!" Never gets old...

[@JaronHaney]

randomperson8571 Exactly! Lol.

[@greenslimebuilds4022]

I swallowed a penny I swallowed a penny Why a penny Why a penny Why a penny went that deep Why man Why man Why

[@stealthdasniper]

The pain is enormous.

[@josh-tt4fq]

I became famous at school for that.

[@clementinemanco9172]

Green slime Builds I feel funny about this...

[@mort3official404]

That's probably what those poor Denver fans will feel like after a year with him as head coach.

[@landonator827]

Martin Bailey Miami Dolphins suckxdddddddddddddddddd. Patriots are the best team ever

[@hannahwren6289]

“Most skeletons are harmless” has terrifying implications.

[@MoeChan013]

LMAOO "I NEED A TIC TAC!" *crying* XD

[@katiewelsh88]

“So you’re pregnant?” “What? I..” “You’re acting like you’re pregnant, just let it be what it is!” 😂😂

[@HhfGs2478]

Katie Welsh I know the Denver Broncos think the Oakland Raiders play for the devil hahahaha lol.

[@mariafleming3138]

@@HhfGs2478 Well Brock Osweiler was playing for the Texans then but whatever

[@HhfGs2478]

Maria Fleming 0:25 I only mean the Denver Bronco team think the Oakland Raiders play for the devil not the Texans. It was still a funny part of the video though f##k lol

[@micahnewman]

That's right, Rob Gronkowski is pregnant. :-D

[@keelysorensen4164]

Yeah, I grew up in South Park, Ohio, where SNAKES DON'T BITE ON YOU!

[@keelysorensen4164]

Zeziku Crap, they might be.

[@stealthdasniper]

I think we can let go.

[@WhatAndEver]

"Tom Brady, Michigan" turned to "I'm pretty and pushy." That's Tom Brady in a nutshell!

[@joyolson4612]

"Mah furniture is rotten" "Wut is mah diseaz"

[@noahhayes5850]

Most skeletons are harmless

[@quazerhits1462]

Lineman Daily lmao

[@elsad5810]

Lineman Daily R U SURE ABOUT THAT? 😂

[@johndeer5033]

I havent sleep since '92

[@burnbabylonburn78]

John Deer Neither have I...

[@theelifortniteshow7428]

“My brain is loud,ha who’s their who’s in my brain!!!!!!!” I literally died!!!!!!!

[@laundrybasket2689]

That was hysterical 😭 😂

[@ThomasJakobMusic]

"You'll pay for this in Odin's name" killed me

[@eliamdoucet2950]

This video is amazingable

[@ryleighx]

The Beast Mode Shots you can repeat that all week

[@geoffreysloan6220]

I think you made up that word, but I'll still use it all week.

[@yungjoemighty879]

The Beast Mode Shots Jayden smith is also a footballer

[@burnbabylonburn78]

Eliam Doucet I must know...what is my disease?

[@elsad5810]

Eliam Doucet YAS!

[@DrCHUD666]

HAPPY SIDEWALK DAY!!!!! Hope your Sidewalk is Happy!!!!

[@patharder5122]

Ya, that's classic.

[@hauntorthegiraffebiscuit]

CHUD That's straight up sixth grade.

[@cement7752]

CHUD 🏹🏹👾

[@macmac5973]

Marcus Adams I don't have a sidewalk

[@oblivionrefugee]

0:38 when you die I'll be outside, great

[@mikahjohn2809]

Aaron Rodger's most awfullest date was both tragic and hilarious

[@nikalicious2012]

When you die I'll be outside 😂😂 his eyes pierced through my soul when he said that

[@datsyukthemagicman5735]

i laughed my ass off at "you'll pay for this in Odins name" XD

[@tonyreali1847]

Sick Aaron Hernandez reference

[@traxxasmonsterjam2716]

So did my Social Studies teacher

[@boxerblake1]

The Viking look definitely sold it haha

[@masterhd6575]

I love the I'm going to give these products a chance tooo work their magic on me. I've tried everything oooout there and sooo far nothing has been good enough to help me. Check out it there twitter.com/e9d517674622c49de/status/822770749395980289

[@jugginator4390]

is your concussion that bad? "uhh.. tell ya momma to tell momma that we splice n sice yea we splice n dice. But we ain't got no dice. and I was at the mall unloading a spaceship and I shaved a manaquine. And I will never love no mo'." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Wawa-ev1qw]

Guess the concussion isn't too bad

[@jugginator4390]

Baseball_Player 808 rofl I know right. He's ffiiinnnnneee.

[@anuragbundela1483]

Jugginator 12 3

[@HhfGs2478]

For talking like that he definitely has a concussion and should be in a hospital! ROFL HAHAHA

[@wee3609]

"Who is she going to outback with?" That was so sad....

[@bad_boy_supremeyt4155]

3:10 “You’re fired, you’re fired, and you’re definitely fired. Not you buddy!” 😂

[@Nat-fj5db]

"I'm half Hawaiian, guess what half! The Greek half!" Only Tom Brady would say that 😂😂

[@ellainacase427]

You'll pay for this in odins name

[@bittypimp69]

This needs to be a meme.

[@ast4546]

pikachu And violet for real

[@dingding2130]

For asgard

[@johnfraire6931]

I DIED!😂

[@stealthdasniper]

I normally can't go outside.

[@ke7892]

Who ever does Brady's voice is just hilarious.

[@CWargh63]

Unless a celebrity guest voice is mentioned in the title, all spoken and singing voices in BLR are one guy - even the women's voices. He's anonymous, like Banksy.

[@ke7892]

@@CWargh63 that’s amazing!

[@DS-wk1kn]

@@CWargh63 - source? Not sure I believe that.

[@owenlevine3707]

“The wicked Sherpa is death” 😂😂

[@SaltyWtf]

Supreme Levine Deaf*

[@dshirlz3646]

" somebody took the nickels out of my dang locker! You hear what i said? Every one of you guys is now a suspect, okay?! Smurfs!! "

[@__toxickqte_5079]

Dshirlz36 I CRACKED UP ON THAT ONE!!!!

[@kalebashdon]

I want to dance across the Earth.

[@MrMeatToast]

Kaleb Ashdon-Brown ..the one that made me lose it ...

[@alexiz0013]

I know right? I was dying at that XD Same with the "To see the flames, open you're eyes" lol

[@aleclennon339]

Alexiz00dk1 -k8r8jrpppp]pp00000

[@twinkies_ishere8413]

"I'm half Hawaiian!" "Guess what half, huh?" "The Greek half!" I'm currently dying TvT

[@MonMonBlaah]

0:10 "Look at my golden hair" already dying lmao

[@ok4309]

Lol gopackgo

[@Outback]

She will go to Outback with the one who finishes an entire Bloomin' Onion by himself. (Answer to 3:18)

[@isaac_wx5746]

Outback Steakhouse omg its actually outback steakhouse on an NFL bad lip reading video.

[@bliz-8410]

lol

[@brendynwalsh9829]

I can finish an entire bloomin' onion by myself, let me know who "she" is, I need new friends haha

[@Sarahkq03]

ahahaha😂😂

[@Skyfoogle]

*you'll pay for this in odin's name*

[@Thorite_Gem]

No, you will.

[@MacTechG4]

Skyfoogle By Grabthar's Hammer!

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Skyfoogle Heimdall will deny all of you Jörmungandr-fåcking thralls entrance to glorious Valhalla, Valkyries will ignore your burning boat-beds of death as your ashes descend to draugrdom and clinical loneliness... you'll go to Helheim with the other unfamouses. *No Travis Fimmel for you!* Shouldn't have spent life bullying birds.

[@amanwithafakename]

lmao had me dying.

[@lukyking7437]

James Bond mm

[@sriganesh7620]

RIP Edwin Jackson, another life ended too short. 1:27 for any body that wants to see his BLR

[@WhatAndEver]

He's dancing across heaven now.

[@michaelpanichas6577]

“I really wanna touch ambers camera” 😂😂😂😂

[@helptemsi]

"I used to go home and throw gravel at my grandparents in bed" 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[@caseydemarco8882]

"Happy sidewalk day"

[@cuttle9901]

Casey DeMarco I hope your sidewalk is happy

[@amyconner2034]

Casey DeMarco happy sidewalkin'

[@bane8187]

Casey DeMarco for you.

[@--Zook--]

i lost it there

[@mitchderise73]

Feb 1 is officially sidewalk day, we need to start this

[@jaywalt8418]

“Rubber bands and gum baby “

[@geoffreyherrick9900]

Jason Walton that is straight up sixth grade!

[@zane4073]

2:51 this one feels like it actually happened 😂😂

[@HighlightHeaven]

Doctor: You have 6 Minutes to live Me:

[@masahirogardner501]

Highlight Heaven r u expecting likes? Cuz ur not gonna get any

[@HighlightHeaven]

Ghost I know lol but I don't really care

[@HighlightHeaven]

Braeden Youngblood lol

[@kaiser5125]

Rubber bands and gum baby lol 2:49

[@harry3494]

Pexy

[@kaiser5125]

?

[@serenity7015]

GURTINGURTIN..GURTIN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

[@assassin2142]

2:49 "Rubber bands and gum baby" LOL MY FAVORITE!

[@siriusphillips2757]

Assassin 21 mine to

[@lukefirst407]

What if they got the lip reading right on one of these?

[@gavinwightman4038]

Would you really go back to see if any of them are the same?

[@turkeysandwich11]

I feel like the Chuck Pagano one might be. "Just laugh if you're mad." Refs making bad calls, trying to avoid penalties...I mean, it looks so real.

[@lukefirst407]

fappyturd hell yeah

[@epro566]

turkeysandwich11 haha, I bet 9 out of the ten people who just read that don't know who chuck Pagano is. Including the guy you replied to....

[@LuvnAries23]

turkeysandwich11 I thought he said that too.

[@noisydope]

"i want to dance across the earth" i cant breathe

[@FociPoint]

noisydope1138 freakin cried 🤣🤣🤣

[@MelissaOhh]

noisydope1138 😂

[@awpproductions3663]

noisydope1138 The man who said that died a few weeks ago.

[@noisydope]

damn..RIP

[@pokemon123josh3]

Mr A yeah his twin is lions coach

[@user-vy4co1fi9r]

*MY HEAD! MY HEAD GOT DAMAGED!!*

[@sr2172]

A year on and this is still one of the best videos on KZbin. Excellent work dude.

[@anhdungnguyen8592]

plot twist : some of them were real

[@jackm.9286]

Anh Dũng Nguyễn *all

[@kylerwilhelm2976]

"You're fired, you're fired, and you're fired! Not you buddy!"

[@umadusadubad4146]

Kyler Wilhelm best one ever LMAO

[@averyjohnson1777]

*definitely you're fired....if you're gonna quote it get it right

[@amyparra1881]

My favorite

[@MikeBrown-rg9fb]

After seeing this I can't picture them saying anything else

[@jazmineporchia7468]

"your tongue is ashy" 😂😂😂

[@MarloSoBalJr]

Suggs does look ashy as hell for the most part

[@prestonmoiseau6374]

Jazmine Porchia that had me weak

[@ljoreilly1068]

That one probably wasn't edited

[@natecox6053]

How did you get so many likes?

[@micahnewman]

Because many people also appreciated that particular portion of the video.

[@evansidhu1575]

“I haven’t slept since 92’ “

[@Jeff-mk3fv]

Evan Sidhu I haven’t slept since nam

[@kiddynamite6314]

Your tongue is ashy

[@jacobdrain4492]

'92

[@julieschultz6363]

These never get old. 0:18 is my favorite line in the whole video.

[@geminipanda2631]

1:27 Rest In Peace Edwin Jackson 🙏🏻

[@KSE828]

“I got books on the shelf....who reads?” Classic.

[@Gary500k]

Yeah, books are terrible!

[@ArikaChennelle]

"I want to dance 'cross the earth" ........I LOST IT, LMAO!

[@kidsariel3044]

@@531ff First of all, that's no way to talk to a woman...learn some respect. 🙄 Oh and "bang me" is definitely not gonna get you laid, buddy. I mean if you're gonna be a douchebag at least be smooth about it 😂

[@corrielebon8216]

"My brain is loud!" I'm dead 😂

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

"MY HEAD! MY HEAD GOT DAMAGED!"

[@sugargirl671]

I'm pretty and pushy 😂😂😂😂 so accurate for Brady

[@ice_dragon_groot7926]

"I haven't slept since '92"

[@stephanieokoro7073]

"K I know you guys have my phone" 😂😂

[@westie430]

LOL it actually looks like he is saying that too😆

[@VTPPGLVR]

“I’m half Hawaiian! Guess which half? The Greek half!!” ... Here I thought I could no longer be surprised. TEACH ME YOUR ADHD WAYS, BAD LIP READING DUDE!!!!

[@Elemental_Bender]

"This wall is magical you can't touch me" lmfaoo

[@bigboyfresh6466]

"How do I wash this neck?" 😂😂 😂 😂 Who did this 😂😂 😂😂

[@barbaro267]

Bad day?

[@iGetBannedAlotMinecraft]

a light switch?

[@shirleygriffis1419]

N E Thing Productions

[@Pricestewart]

My brain is loud.. huh...who's this?