NFL Substance Abuse Tester Offered Pat McAfee To Bribe Him, Get Around Drug Testing?!

[@mical2great]

Bruh so that dude found out Pacman was gonna take his family to six flags that day and in a park that hold over 5 thousand people at a time he was able to find Pacman to get him to piss in a cup😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 u gotta give him an A+ for effort

[@vortexfx420]

For real, sounds like a fun job

[@Jaxon_FG24]

@@vortexfx420 😂 facts

[@mo3aa265]

😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@williamsnike452]

People are corrupt? No way!

[@RippyClippy]

Aren’t you a people?

[@mikemcnamarafilm]

Yourself included?

[@williamsnike452]

@@mikemcnamarafilm every single day

[@buzz6283]

The thing I like most about Pat and the boys is, that can bring humor to a serious conversation and laugh about it

[@GetnBrains]

thatl be gone soon

[@andreareynolds6143]

@@GetnBrains hopefully you’ll be gone, too.

[@GenerationalDisappointment]

@@andreareynolds6143 Damn did you come up with that all on your own? You do understand it's because people hate ESPN/Disney and not Pat, right?

[@GetnBrains]

@@andreareynolds6143 ur momma

[@hiramrosajr8231]

@@GetnBrains leave man

[@willsenay]

BC with the “go on now piss” was too funny hahaha

[@williamrichardson57]

“Gone piss boy” 😂😂😂

[@mical2great]

How does that guy get thru Six Flags security with a cup to piss in and a suitcase😂😂😂 i need to see that conversation. "IM lookin for pacman jones to drug test him, let me know if u see him near the superman ride"😂😂

[@mikemcnamarafilm]

Great having Pac on this show. Reinventing sports talk. More barbershop than debate. Great stuff, gents.

[@AmericaSpeaks1]

As a union guy, it's not a good look for the NFLPA to have former members ragging on your organization with legitimate beefs.

[@pacerfan23]

Same as a UAW guy some of this sounds familiar and that's really bad for a Union reputation

[@adriankalitka3762]

Teamsters did d*ck for me when I needed them. They still took my money every week though

[@ordo_draigo_assault_ham]

I’m IBEW and don’t try to push that unions are anything but political bull💩. Organized labor is stupid to continually push the agendas of politicians.

[@weeknders]

No way another Union destroying yet another industry.

[@christiangreaves3911]

All unions have failings. I’d still kill to be in their position.

[@salineaddict9850]

Wow Someone in a position of power taking advantage of that and making money? Say it ain’t so!

[@Ryan-ys2bq]

Just give more money and shut up bigot!! Collectivism in a nutshell

[@mical2great]

I think the biggest thing we learned today is that Aj Hawk is a major Riff Raff fan😂 dude knew of the wiz release and the nicknames

[@ir5682]

Fr lol

[@dilloncrain9111]

Ohio loves Riff Raff

[@richiezapata23]

AJ hinting at glory hole catfish was hilarious 😂

[@LibertyAtYourService]

Haha Pat saying about himself "walking around town shirtless. Not a good decision." Dude was wasted and went swimming in the Broad Ripple canal in Indianapolis at 4am and got arrested. Best Colts punter of all time.

[@sonikspeed19]

The difference between the NFL and NBA is Pat gets 27 months hawk like testing for public intoxication. Ja Morant gets 2 days in a resort, I mean rehab center, for drinking and using guns (a possibly lethal combination). What a joke

[@Lowerclergy]

Well public intoxication is a crime technically... just drinking as an adult is not illegal, and here in the USA we (thankfully) have a constitution that recognizes that the right to bear Arms, meaning protect ourselves from Tyranny and any other threats, is a God given right in a free country and the purpose of the 2nd ammendment is to prevent a tyrannical government from overreaching and trying to take away that right. (Unfortunately we see modern day politicians trying to be tyrannical and find social issues and scapegoat them on our 2nd ammendment right) so while I agree Morant acted in a low class manner for what is supposed to be one of the faces of the NBA, and the way he tries to idolize a criminal, ignorant, accountability dodging, "thug" lifestyle is absolutely ridiculous... but at the same time him drinking and possessing a firearm is not illegal and is within his God given rights. While being charged with public intoxication is a class B or class C misdemeanor (depending on the laws of the city/county one lives in) is a criminal offense so it makes sense that it would come with more strict probation period style repercussions

[@eats4cheaps305]

Because he was a punter. RBs and WRs and QBs get tested twice or so

[@DevontaTravis]

2 different cases. Cant compare the 2.

[@Peakfreud]

​​@@DevontaTravis Yeah, That made no sense. Its like he tried to combine 18 different controversies and Hot Takes in one. Only Buzz Words/Names he was missing was LeBron, Kyrie & Kanye.

[@Peakfreud]

​@@DevontaTravis Its terrifying people are starting to talk & think like an algorithm for attention...

[@Derek_Alan]

15:43 another TOXIC A.J. Moment. 😂🍆🐟

[@Mister_Malice]

Love seeing Pacman on the show!

[@KT-qs3ce]

I live in Shanghai and took nearly 200 covid tests in 9 months! LOL

[@45heisman]

Just so funny, like after test 187, they didn't start to think aight. Let's test less this month.

[@evolutionstationmusic2559]

Countdown to Dr brown defamation lawsuit season…

[@mtfan]

It’s only slander if it’s false . . .

[@DJPrince2032]

I didn't realize the NFL testing was as thorough as USADA. Crazy.

[@crazyboydakota]

It's not

[@blackmaninurhom10]

I have to say, Pacman has really grown on me

[@PurposefulStories]

Aj’s riff raff knowledge was shocking in the best way

[@timchuk4916]

You see a tester and say" 200k go away", he goes away

[@GARBO96]

That tax situation is so uniquely American it makes me laugh no other country says oh you made money in a different country you still owe us tax

[@dubstepkitty88]

Punishable by fine means legal for a price

[@rocksnriffs]

Empty holes need to be filled

[@electric7man]

The documentary Okie Noodling is fantastic

[@Ribobizert]

Why does one need to be tested for drugs if you got arrested for an alcohol related offense?

[@alldayray7511]

ESPN will not stand for this kind of content.... I'm so concerned about the transition.

[@micahcorson8831]

ESPN is dying and they recruited Pat to save the company... they will let him do whatever he wants

[@Bbarnzy89]

Go on cruise …What they do land on boat?~ Sebastian janokowski

[@tonyk7387]

This killed me hahahaha

[@jameshill2082]

That's crazy! It's ridiculous to have to do that many tests because of anything lesser than cocaine like marijuana.

[@oneg1970]

FYI. They don’t test for alcohol. They test for an antibody that’s only present if your body has broken down alcohol. It takes likes 3 days before you’re clean.

[@coopermedlin8580]

Love Pat sipping on the Tropical Smoothie waaaadd!!!

[@superpatriot1052]

Those tests for alcohol, these tests can judge to the exact day U drank it. Up to 80hrs from U'er last drink. I know been through the courts.

[@joekerUli]

AJ, you were getting tested because you looked like you were on gear lol.

[@danielkanuszewski3823]

Shoulda got Harvey Specter!

[@DiabloBlanquecino]

😂come in Pat i was in Broad Ripple that night and you were doing alot more than just walking around with your shirt off, i know you were trashed drunk but you have to remember taking a swim in the canal, I’ll never forget it😂😂😂im shocked all the hair you had didnt drown you😂

[@coleeto2]

You don’t actually lose money playing that game in Toronto, whoever did payroll should have set it up knowing that one game would be your only income in Canada that year. You would get the money back upon filing your taxes.

[@alexmack960]

Until the players are willing to strike....shut up!!!!

[@kaceecruson9532]

There has been people sick their hands in the hole and a snapping turtle take off a finger... so probably not a good idea to stick your noodle in there!!

[@devonbowie9723]

Y’all should come down to the Noodlin festival in Pauls Valley, Ok.

[@josephwhitebird7319]

the thing i dont understand about the NFL is how you can get suspended all season for smoking weed but Deshaun Watson only gets a 6 game suspension for doing what "they said" he did. kinda F'D up if you ask me.

[@RogerThat787]

Go figure the richer you are the less or even no taxes you pay.

[@conantheagrarian]

were talking bout TOP LEVEL catfish analysis here

[@nickna7387]

I wonder if they'll be able to talk about this stuff on espn

[@American_Mike]

How do they know its a catfish and not a massive snapping turtle???!!!

[@FollowProto]

You should definitely have Riff Raff on the progrum! He could be a basketball correspondent and hilarity may ensue

[@normancastor2564]

Lmao, better be glad you didn’t grab a beaver. Lol

[@bpeli3660]

The substance abuse program says they are about rehabilitation but the direction of their ship says otherwise

[@adriankalitka3762]

🚨 SPOILER ALERT 🚨 If there's a whole, plug it

[@bluntballoons7238]

Pat doesn’t take off that beater

[@micahcorson8831]

He better not, also it's a tank

[@tylerbrown4074]

You guys better than me. That door will stay locked until I am getting up in the morning. There would be no getting up at 3AM lol.

[@eats4cheaps305]

Then that's a fail

[@crazyboydakota]

There would be no more hypothetical 6 figure paychecks

[@thurfusjessieiii5459]

And now I have to question everyone’s music taste on here cuz riff riff is absolute trash 😂😂😂😂

[@CLSiler-sy9yq]

Wonderful content

[@Steelzombie]

@ThePatMacaFeeShow2.0 Dude it’s crazy!!! You had to already negotiate a schedule…THE most important one…then dr. Jones and the program makes you add another layer of complexity on top of it all!!!!

[@dankrist5395]

This conversation wouldn’t fly on ESPN. The nfl would come down on them.

[@Peakfreud]

All Facts....

[@erv.7663]

I like how the topic changed to fisting a fish lmaooo

[@Glacierhop]

PATT GETS A ESPN CONTRACT AND NOW RATTING GUYS OUT FROM THE NFL 😊

[@CurtisDishman]

No wonder Josh Gordon kept leaving

[@AttilatheThrilla]

Kept leaving?? He kept failing the program with his own acknowledgment

[@codyedwards2407]

Catfish barbs on side and the one on top catch pierce you, the smaller they are the worse it is!

[@chasepardue7396]

Lol, AJ can’t get a word in. Do better Pat!

[@benmcalpine9706]

Canada is the best place in the world!

[@NicholasDurden-ff4ox]

Sounds like Dr B got a family member in the testing biz. Allegedly

[@Smart-Towel-RG-400]

I'm a recovering addict I had issues at first pissing now I can do it with 50people watching lol 🤣

[@phaded4200]

Rumor has it that A.J. is still asking about pats favorite till this day

[@jordanzurn3714]

Pat McAfee what’s your go to spot in Indy?

[@travismanuel8127]

Weird… that’s a government test… football isn’t that.. that’s really strange.

[@unkman1000]

God man such sad stories. Don't see how it's the union fault. Sounds like the bosses. You guys are all so lucky to make it through the pee ordeal. WOW.

[@kray97]

You don't actually lose fat cells when you lose weight, the fat cells just shrink.

[@hyprjay]

I want to let Pat know that AJ is correct, people have definitely gone catfish Gloryhole hunting. I know a few guys lol

[@jimbob1181]

What ja morant needs

[@quest4adventure495]

Talk to an airline pilot, the tests can detect alcohol after 24 hours.

[@higher_destiny]

Is Pat drinking the Mocha Coffe Smoothie from Tropical Smoothie?

[@mikeyt2323]

As an alcoholic I WISH my employer put my ass on the burner to help me get sober. Only issue with it is trying to force people to get clean rarely works.

[@GetnBrains]

they knew Pat loved them gummmmies

[@victorfranca85]

Nerfing a star punter is an easy way to damage a teams defensive efforts.... just saying

[@quest4adventure495]

Pretty sure there was a lady that lost half her arm to a snapping turtle while trying to get a catfish.

[@geneercolino4159]

Just a thought . . How bout you let Packman finish a story without I I I in the middle ?? He must really like you cause we would have a problem.

[@tmurda8]

Hey pac never answered if he can piss on command!

[@micahcorson8831]

Yeah cuz it's a weird question...

[@DoobieKeebler]

AJ: "My uhh... buddy out in Northern California" 😅 EDIT: also, checbk out ESPN's take on the NFL, "Playmakers", which the NFL pressured them to cancel via taking away ESPN's primetime game. But I digress... I mention the show because of its portrail of the drug testing program, aka "The Piss Man". It was dark, weird, and f×cked up, all at once.

[@Soccergoaliegod]

why’d he throw in marin county?

[@JeffO-]

Get these stories out of the way until it goes to ESPN.

[@ZeusEKR]

This is how a lot of unions are. Take your money and do nothing for you.

[@Ryan-ys2bq]

But Unions are good…… for the company not the workers. Everyone is corruptable or never make it to positions of power.

[@AttilatheThrilla]

Pat spent 1/4 of his career in the “progrum”

[@johndoejoeblowshmoe8676]

That would make for a great jackass clip noodling with youre noodle...i can just hear someome sayin ya gotta wiggle it around a bit to attract em...

[@TheTEN24]

Not surprising to hear but funny

[@317russ]

Blame Onterrio Smith for the demeaning method that they have to take the pee tests. The reason why they make them do this for 27 months is because the league wants to make it such a pain that they never want to get out of control again while under contract. Pat glosses over the fact that he was a laughingstock in Indy for the next year because he decided to take a swim in the canal, and it was conduct detrimental to the team. If he thinks it's a good idea for Ja Morant to get punished for his conduct, he should look at his own conduct the same way. I'm glad Pat's a better guy now. And most unions are irrelevant these days. Labor unions were from a time where communication was terrible because there were no phones and it was difficult to stay organized. Now, they charge all kinds of money to their members and overinflate their own importance, meanwhile have put their members out of work because they turn down contracts and then factories get shut down. Ask UAW members how many times they've lost against Ford and GM.

[@Josh-zj6ge]

If you don't like the move to ESPN, then don't watch the show anymore. Think the boyz will do fine without you.

[@WheelchairWolverine]

Guess we’ll see if that’s true. Because there will be a HUGE amount of day one fans/ supporters of this show that will be leaving once the move is official and Disney/ ESPN’s suits start making changes. Pat doesn’t want to listen to those of us who came on board and became diehard fans of this show. BECAUSE they weren’t ruled by corporate stooges. But when he had Dana White on the show. He literally said exactly what so many of us have been saying and you could tell Pat was uncomfortable and didn’t want to listen but he did because it’s someone he loves and respects. But as soon as he could change the topic he did. Because he thinks he’s the worlds best negotiator now that he’s done a few deals. Difference is those other deals were made with companies that aren’t riddled with the woke, PC, BS like every Disney owned company is. Once the move is official and things start slowly changing around here. New Heights and the Kelce brothers will soar to… New Heights. Because they’re the hottest pod/ show out there right now.

[@largosgaming]

Welcome to the Progrum

[@itsjustseth3855]

Why is he saying Karaoke so weird?

[@TheTSRush]

This title sounds like breaking news. But, the act itself is so basic. Drug dealer peddled drugs... 🤯.

[@jimmyp410]

😂😂😂 ONE ticket!! Lmao. You wanna bring your wife? Give me ANOTHER $200🤑!! His special is going to be AWFUL but his minions, for the clout, will laugh, hoping it's seen by Owen or "his Luitentants". When it's absolutely destroyed by everyone that isn't in the hivemind he gets to say "that's just the gammas and ortho boys". Gotta give the dude credit for having this cult business really figured out and covering all angles.

[@talltexan4710]

That’s how pee tests are in the army

[@keithla5711]

Aj.. There is no glory hole noodling😅

[@johnnyrake5451]

RIP PMS! Cancel ESPN!

[@therock8288]

Just curious what did espn do? I probably only watch it for football.

[@johnnyrake5451]

@The Rock 100% respectfully if you have to ask what ESPN and Disney are about in general, or strictly pertaining to the sports world how ESPN has the worst content out there then this is a conversation way bigger than a few KZbin comments. Again, all said with love and respect.

[@robertmattox9715]

I do get it ur getting paid a lot of money to pay sports .. but how many times is to much ? But here the thing if u smoke some weed just to go bed and u get kicked out the league. Give me a break ..

[@josephirving7336]

Hope you raise your daughter on the same values that you invited in your life. Share her with the transgenders. They are safe right

[@garrettcarlson7018]

The people who hate these things are the ones that should be running them half the time.

[@Carlos2Dangerous]

Welcome to the real world Pat. People deal with unions screwing them over daily

[@Rowsy91]

yep the more exp you gain with them the more you really start to hate unions Id never work a union job again

[@HomerSimpson-os4iv]

In my experience, unions are useless unless you're friends with the leadership. Otherwise they won't do anything for you except take money from your check.

[@codyarmstrong9055]

@@Rowsy91 being an ironworker now injured at 24 and knowing many that have died or been disabled from our trade I am very thankful for my union. I would be homeless right now if not for them.

[@Peakfreud]

​@@codyarmstrong9055 Not all Unions are the same I.B.E.W & CWA. Are completely different. And I agree with you. but some unions are just extortion ... Florida is a right to work state, no unions. I think the its just a cliche to make these Jimmy Hoffa type quotes about unions.

[@Peakfreud]

​@@codyarmstrong9055 Most Manufacturing Union Jobs dont exist & went overseas anyways ...aside from health care and transportation unions, What people consider Unions these days are just shells of their former selves

[@DarthTrethon]

If Brady hates the NFLPA then the organization is messed up and should not exist in its current form. They need to have Brady walk in and whip that organization into shape from top to bottom.

[@weeknders]

Most everyone hates all Unions. They destroy industry. They are the leeches of society.

[@Lowerclergy]

Well he hates them because they were so persistent in investigating the patriots cheating scandals. They basically got away Scott free for cheating from 2000-2007 and when they got caught cheating again in the 2014 playoffs they really put pressure on Brady, his messages with equipment guys, and he ended up suspended for 4 games

[@JacobAaron97]

Won’t be able to talk about this on ESPN… lol