NFL Week 7 Picks: "I pull scores out of my butt!" | Chris Simms Unbuttoned (FULL Ep. 652)

[@hayven1371]

I know you guys joke 😩 but please don’t ever split up/bring in new hosts. The two of you together is too good - thank you for another fun week!

[@statisticallysound]

100000%

[@JosephSantoro]

Second that!

[@NathanRhwmf]

can’t wait for college football to be over 😅 miss them together in the morning talk show

[@andrewdouglas4974]

Amen.

[@Whatcangowrongwillgowrong]

Agreed!!!

[@rodneyg2630]

This is LITERALLY the best episode this season!

[@gingerzoe2431]

I literally can’t wait for these two to come back together full time.

[@NathanRhwmf]

literally on fire when they do!

[@zackspicehandler4297]

Week 13 I think

[@tropics8407]

What was the reason ? Missed that 🤷‍♂️

[@deanfaccini]

I literally love this show.

[@TheClime]

I literally fucking love today's intro 🤣

[@NathanRhwmf]

literally the best yet

[@hassansaleh4649]

Early upload this week thanks fellas and KZbin team!!

[@bigben618]

Yes indeed !!!!! Very awesome

[@sahilsethi8383]

Robert’s son!?

[@keithfrank6566]

Best show by far!!!

[@junior7209]

Pizza pizza

[@20Schmidt]

Always look forward to this show each week...thanks, guys (loyal watcher)

[@Kisamefishfry]

Simms was on the money for the Denver game

[@duncanschenk7267]

I predict the cowboys lose 7-28 to the bye week

[@younghippie8374]

They didn't score a touchdown against my lions, 7 points are too much

[@kevincampbell360]

😂😂😂😂

[@joanpanzella1722]

Me too, I literally loved your intro today, guys! 🔥😂🤣

[@joshjones6302]

You two are the best nfl duo of all time ! As manu others agree , please never split up and keeo coming back year after year . Proud to been follwing you for 4-5 yrs now and love seeing you on nbc sunday night football . I always tell my friends and family who i watxh sunday night football with , i always point you two out and give you props and shout outs . They probably sick of ne doing it but i just love you two together and individuall

[@davidpitts7432]

Thanks for helping me out with my picks!

[@Summer_Soldier1407]

Love the 'Andy Reid' pic! 😂😂😂 Best Bets: Trevor Lawrence O10.5 rushing yards 👍 Jordan Love O248.5 passing yards 👍 Tyler Allgeier O38.5 rushing yards 👍

[@markkoep4336]

Mike is literally on fire against the spread this year

[@cit96AdizeroVapor]

Please don’t leave Mike 😢

[@BratatoChip]

Best podcast

[@c2jones]

Lions and Vikings and Chiefs and Niners makes week 7 huge.

[@keithedwards1322]

Texans @ Packers too.

[@Nonchalant1994]

Jaguars vs Patriots best game ever

[@ben98_669]

Need this show once a day f twice a week

[@ethanlculver]

Chris Simms choking on himself today

[@NathanRhwmf]

12/14

[@cha0tix46]

Simms was spot on with the Broncos Saints game, everything he said was right and the score prediction was almost spot on.

[@pbnaj]

Florios record is actually wild. Had he been dropping money on those he'd be way up

[@mikegwood]

Simms-isms Drinking Game! Take a shot every time Simms says one of the following: "Look at it and go" "Let alone" "To a degree" "To where" "A little bit"

[@Scarfacex1]

My favorite is “In football”

[@mikegwood]

@@Scarfacex1 haha yes! I was gonna include that too. Or “football game” / “football team” instead of just “game” or “team”

[@inoahguyy]

Early upload thank you!!!

[@Drumbone71]

Dynamic Duo returns!

[@GKA11111]

Great pod as always

[@SE-gs6gd]

You can use the word “literally” in a figurative sense. That is perfectly ok. It can be used to put emphasis on a statement. Her dress was so beautiful it literally blinded me etc.

[@NathanRhwmf]

Week 6 Picks 9ers over Seahawks 24-20 Jags over Bears 24-21 Ravens 31 Commanders 21 Packers 28 Cards 21 Texans 28 Pats 17 Buccs 27 Saints 23 Eagles 24 Browns 13 Colts 19 Titans 16 Broncos 20 Chargers 17 Steelers 21 Raiders 16 Falcons 27 Panthers 21 Lions 31 Cowboys 24 Giants 24 Bangles 23 Bills 27 Jets 23 Spread: 10/14 Straight up: 11/14 Over/Under: 11/14

[@NathanRhwmf]

Nate’s Week7 Picks (this pick/game was picked by after the game occurred. doesn’t count, i was busy today no football for me. if it’s wrong i’ll tally it to keep the games count squared) Broncos (-2.5) at Saints o/u 37 Broncos W 27-22 Saints Patriots “at” Jags (-5.5) London o/u 42.5 Jags W 24-17 Pats Seahawks at Falcons (-3) o/u 51 Falcons W 28-24 Seahawks Titans at Bills (-9.5) o/u 41 Bills W 27-17 Titans Bangles (-6) at Literally Browns o/u 41.5 Bangles W 28-19 Browns Texans at Packers (-3) o/u 47.5 Texans W 30-24 Packers Dolphins at Colts (-3) o/u 43.5 Colts W 24-20 Dolphins Lions at Vikings (-1.5) o/u 51 Lions W 28-27 Vikings Eagles (-3) at Giants o/u 42.5 G-MEN W 21-20 Eagles Raiders at Rams (-6.5) o/u 43.5 Rams W 27-20 Raiders Panthers at Comm (-8) o/u 51.5 Comm W 27-23 Panthers Chiefs at 9ers (-1.5) o/u 47 Chiefs 30-27 9ers (last team to get that many was Eagles in 1st of back to back SB, also our rematch for potential 3 peat if we get there) Jets (-2) at Steelers o/u 38 Jets W 23-17 Steewaz Ravens (-3.5) at Buccs o/u 49.5 Ravens W 31-27 Buccs Chargers (-2.5) at Cards o/u 43.5 Chargers W 24-20 Cards

[@kingofallmediums2123]

The best podcast ever!

[@tpa617]

Vikings gone punish the lions in that dome

[@dadgadify]

I think that has literally been a thing since “ok”

[@Ra-991]

Broncos-NE-Atl-Buff-Cleveland-Hou-Ind-Det-Phi-LAR-Wash-SF-Jets-Bal-LAC.

[@KingDavid-D37]

Beside Flores, The Vikings have Stephon Gilmore and Harrison Smith. 26 years of combined experience. That will be the difference in a close game. Unless Sam plays like he has the last six quarters. Then it could get ugly. Detroit has no answer for Jefferson and Addison getting open.

[@shawnmcalpine4977]

26 - 3 after 3 quarter; 33 - 10 Broncos over Saints; C. Simms' 27 - 9 prediction was very realistic.

[@-tdg8290]

U cannot say jettas couldnt get open when he drew AT LEAST 5 Defensive penalties

[@cit96AdizeroVapor]

The way Chris pronounced Chuba 😂

[@masegass2394]

The producers obviously told Florio he has to have more charisma this season.

[@HawgWyldFishing]

New meaning for the phrase un”butt”oned

[@CHORRO7415]

Lol, Simms said the Taints defense was tough and going to shut the chiefs down a few weeks ago! Now its not special 😅

[@BratatoChip]

Taints 😂😂

[@penileshenanigans2613]

It's special when they play Carolina or Dallas lol just like most teams

[@KurtsMaine]

Texans went to the Jungle in Cincy and beat Joe burrow when he was healthy and coming off destroying the 49ers

[@skippipotamus]

Mike: "I've had dumber" *switches on Morning Joe*

[@chrissnape9537]

I've been a Seahawks fan since 1976. I hate that i agree with your picks.

[@mrplaytime3326]

Seahawks will win line tells you that

[@clout_chasing]

Broncos 33- Saints 10. someone was right and someone was WRONG lol

[@adambarran]

Steelers Jets line flipped before Davante Adams trade it flipped because of Russell Wilson news then it went another half point after the trade.

[@tristanscipio]

I literally love how the tape will be Simms trying to now justify that the Falcons aren't that good when he has to talk about the Seahawks win and how they blew up his pick

[@bradleynickell5488]

No one out Pizza s the Hut brother

[@BratatoChip]

As a chargers fan , fair enough Mike 😂😂😂😂

[@FlintGiven]

The Vikings fumbled 7 times, don't act like Peterson was all to blame.

[@ncdogdude]

Florio has such selective memory 😂 this comment needs to be addressed.

[@Idlewyld]

Peterson fumbled 49 times in his career. He had 3-9 fumbles 10 times! His name should have been Butterson. 0 titles BTW.

[@FlintGiven]

@@Idlewyld referring to that one game, not his career.

[@ThePocket4572]

With the Bengals D-Line healthy and the Browns now without Cooper, do you think the Bengals Defense is a top start in fantasy?

[@ItsShiggy]

WOOOOOOOOO LETS GOO

[@simmzylikadakirkcousans]

Kirko chainz finna be swag surfin Falcons by 14 at least

[@timeliness545]

The Falcons passing game is explosive. and so is the running game. Pick your poison.

[@davidphantastic7753]

I agree with. If the vikings are going to take an L, it will be against the Lions and there is nothing wrong with that. There is no team that appears to be so dominate to go undefeated.

[@trogdog3695]

~~~DABS AWAY ~~~GO NINERS ~~~ MUCH

[@JJ-Toreddie]

Please change the magenta background. That is my only complaint but it is a massive one.

[@Drew_F1]

Drake is gonna light up the Jags

[@Wrasseman10]

Baker has a fantastric record against ravens

[@NRB_75]

If Wilson plays for Pitt, I will pick Jets. If Fields plays then I will go Pitt. Better kicker too cause that's what it will take

[@chadakoin1]

If Trey Lance had ever actually started , one wonders where he would have wound up as far as QB busts go.

[@Brooklynbrowndodger]

He did. We saw the result.

[@deeorr6403]

PFT without Simms is like watching paint dry

[@Sadraven-sr3lp]

Refrees won't let Chiefs lose

[@johnjones3121]

I don't have any confidence in this offense yet until they do it at least three or four weeks in a row and I still think they need to make a trade. It'd be different if rice and Hollywood were coming back sometime but they're not coming back at all so I still think they need to make a trade somewhere. Plus they need to start taking more advantage of worthy I want 3 to 4 deep balls to him each game run the ball to hunt play action go deep get a penalty or get the play done.

[@thetalkinggreenbox8948]

Y’all really got in your feels about those grammar comments lol

[@Ransom6242]

Jacksonville was in desperation mode 2 weeks ago. Drake for the win

[@Callsign_Spartacus_37Fox]

Everyone is saying that the Chiefs have the better defense, better coach, better QB, and have fewer injuries, so if the 49ers win, I’ll be excited to hear all the haters moving the goal posts for Purdy and the 49ers.

[@CoryHamilton-jt3iq]

NAME. A. BETTER. DUO.🏈

[@buddysteele7624]

Isn’t it crazy how Florio provides absolutely ZERO X’s and O’s analysis? I mean obviously no one is surprised but it’s insane how he doesn’t know anything about these teams. Nothing special anyway. He just piggybacks off of whatever Simms says and pretends he also knew all of that and then he just speaks in generic terms. Pasta and meatballs. Cuz he doesn’t know anything about these teams for real. It’s the exact opposite of Simms, who knows everything about every single player every week it seems

[@FlexOnEmAllDay]

Texans are winning this week. They beat the bengals on the road last year cmon. That was our Signature road win.

[@soalpha6578]

O yeaaaaaaaa

[@DarthJoser]

@14:00 😂

[@jmapp31]

Let’s go Falcons

[@acefacepgh1]

I will not capitulate to the dumbing down of society and accept the changing of "literal" to accommodate ignorance.

[@jzamo1990]

Seems like only yt people are getting mad

[@SE-gs6gd]

It’s actually the opposite of ignorance in that people who understand colloquial language know that the word literal can be used in both ways. So….

[@jjherrera4567]

What "signature" win does green Bay have? They haven't played anybody either. The one team the did play, they lost to, the same as the Texans. I got Houston 24-20

[@edgardavid5417]

❤❤❤

[@jwestphal1978]

Sorry guys! On behalf of Bills Mafia

[@jeanneharvey3809]

My favorite show go Texans

[@georgewashington1106]

It's not "in the weeds". Words literally have meaning. If you mean something else, you another word.

[@thospeterson]

The Falcons should have lost to the Bucs and they beat up on Carolina last week... I'm not impressed. The Seahawks get Byron Murphy & Boye Mafe back this week and just traded for another D-lineman. Their defense should be better. And they're coming off a mini-bye so they're the better rested team. Yes they got out played their last 2 games, but they showed resilience to hang in there and come back in all their losses. I think the Seahawks surprise and handle Atlanta... 27-16.

[@evanblythe2283]

Check out Grudens show!

[@PESPESIII-g4j]

Texans🤘🏼

[@TahitianTreatt]

its usually old mofos that join internet comment sections and treat it like a english 101 class. they dont understand how the internet works, lol

[@NRB_75]

Something tells me Houston knocks of GB.

[@elijahquest6460]

Please tell Kyle Shanahan to trade for Nick Chubb!!!!

[@Brooklynbrowndodger]

I'm sure he's a nice guy... but if I wanted matthew berry, I'd watch matthew berry. (which I don't)

[@dragon_sin_wrath]

Eagles or jets shouldve paid bill belichick 50 million to coach

[@JosephSantoro]

Pats win by 14 points.

[@cornpipe]

The word "literally" exists for a reason, why water it down?

[@RawrTalentStudios]

If i was late like matt berry id be out of a job...dudes a joke

[@TheInterestedObserver]

Florio is literally annoying but please don't swear at me.

[@exitvillain]

love ya chris but you are kinda overusing the wax poetic thingl. maybe mix it up? if not that's cool im down to get waxed Alternative Words and Phrases for "Wax Poetic" Speak eloquently Suggests speaking in a polished and refined manner. Rhapsodize Implies talking about something with great enthusiasm and passion. Become lyrical Reflects speaking in an expressive or poetic way. Pontificate Means to express one's opinions in a pompous or dogmatic manner (can carry a slightly negative connotation). Elaborate artfully Indicates expanding on a topic with artistic flair. Extol poetically Implies praising or describing something in a highly poetic manner. Get sentimental Suggests expressing emotions or thoughts in a nostalgic or reflective way. Be effusive Refers to expressing feelings or ideas in a highly demonstrative or unrestrained manner. Speak romantically Conveys expressing thoughts with idealism or affection. Gush about Signifies speaking in an overly enthusiastic or excited way about a subject.

[@doniajahaan4029]

Steelers and Chiefs are losing this week.

[@Idlewyld]

Wrong twice

[@rungy8214]

Burrow is literally on fire, put that in your idiotic AI interpretter !!!!!

[@anthonyg3961]

1st!

[@johnadams5489]

Rogers. stinks. The Last game I watched the Jets play Rogers threw 3 picks and lost the game. Rogers is a bum. Time to hang up the cleats and host game shows.

[@TylerG69]

God my Seahawks literally suck ballz

[@brentm9848]

The opening of this show demonstrates that US college degrees ain’t what they used to be. Guys who “don’t sweat the words” and think people “obsess over accurate spelling” are being idiots then moments later make a career out of criticizing running of imprecise routes or blocks missed by a quarter second. Smh

[@karenlaos5849]

There are no reasons people should correct your descriptive words used! It's so petty and does nothing to make them look superior. They should worry about betting and winning!

[@steve13thlegion16]

you guys are literally being children

[@mistere6871]

Quit your whining you two..... Stop caring about the comments so much. By the way has Sims auditioned for the role of creepy adult-sized ventriloquist dummy for the new upcoming horror movie "constrained puppet"?