NHL "You Don't Do That" Moments

[@atway70]

"You can't go around kicking people." Spoken like a truly disappointed dad. I'm dead

[@bibsp3556]

They always say can't when they mean shouldn't haha

[@juancena2149]

I like how in hockey the camera turns to the fights rather than away

[@1horsemanapocalypse249]

We Canadians know whats good.

[@evancooper7510]

Fights in hockey are actually strategy since it takes certain players off the ice for a few minutes.

[@1horsemanapocalypse249]

@@evancooper7510 fun strategy.

[@slydawwg]

If they ever made that a policy ? (turning away), that would be the Beginning of the End for the sweet game. Cheers

[@irongoatrocky2343]

Ruh Roh here we go!.......its fun to watch the scrum!

[@tuckerdallaird4693]

"your first one since 2003" savage

[@LoneStarAnglingOutdoors]

That matter of fact "I don't think so..." from the other announcer afterward had me in stitches

[@sarahj6795]

I have no idea what year that clip was from, but since I'm watching in 2023, I'm choosing to believe he was at the end of a 20 year drought.

[@NSACinder]

@@sarahj6795 it was in 2011 incase u wanted to know. still 8 years between goals is crazy

[@ricardoaguilaranguia]

I don't know a sh*t about hockey (just went to see a game last week) do you mind explaining the last one? Like a small summary haha

[@deposit6192]

“You can’t go around kicking people” yeah no shit 😂

[@onewholeegg]

Unfortunately, they had to tell grown men that, lmao

[@banejoker8985]

Says who?

[@deposit6192]

@@banejoker8985 good point

[@robertfan332]

Marchand: did you say kicking? Ok good good *licks dudes face*

[@silvsilvsilv]

Kicking is a no-go, but apparently beating the shit out of each other is encouraged 😂

[@Dabichota]

1:21 dude in the back be like "look honey, they're punching the shit out of them"

[@cloroxbleach4411]

lmfao

[@natospysanchez8938]

Lol

[@tetrakis7755]

🍪

[@howdydobuckeroo1204]

He points and shows them to his daughter so happily too

[@DJGuRu0071]

Least violence obsessed Canadian family

[@raynbow3000]

I finally know why Canadians like hockey so much, it's the only sport where they can take their anger out!

[@hammskie05]

As a Canadian, I can confirm.

[@batdogsandwich200]

Awesome!

[@PanderanMonk]

...really? The ONLY sport?

[@cristianubias6831]

True no wonder they’re so nice and happy they release their anger 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@picklebuttsandpurplemutts7836]

It’s the purge of the sports world

[@Lonelyweirdo96]

*shoots puck into an empty net* Literally everyone on the other team: "And I took personal offense to that"

[@TriforcePunk]

It's basically because it's Ryan Kesler. He's not well liked around the league and Calgary holds a special tier of hatred for the guy.

[@Lonelyweirdo96]

@@TriforcePunk Why do they hate him so much

[@TriforcePunk]

@@Lonelyweirdo96 He played for both the Canucks and Ducks, teams who Calgary are not friendly toward. He's also a bit of an asshole overall.

[@Lonelyweirdo96]

@@TriforcePunk ah I see

[@MaxwellAerialPhotography]

Triforce Punk even Canucks fans don’t really like him.

[@D-Fens_1632]

"You can't go around kicking people."

[@darkkiller_2127]

Haha Opponents go wa wa

[@mikehub6664]

Patrick Star: "Kicking!!!! I wanna do some kicking!!!"

[@kctrent7626]

But punching people, we gotta zoom in on that shit

[@alpearson9158]

@@mikehub6664 kicking in hockey can kill we just don't do it

[@TheBossMan1453]

Gotta love hockey, the refs are only there to make it a 1v1

[@yeckl]

respect to the refs tbh

[@mikaeldanska5819]

U saw those refs when it was 1v5 they made it 1v7 or something they blocked other guys it looked like the other ref punched someone and the white shirt guy had change to die there

[@sartajdhaliwal9462]

God knows they don't do anything else

[@LexyThomas134]

@@sartajdhaliwal9462 They're actually one of the most well respected in all of sports lol

[@trumpetguy13]

@@LexyThomas134 Truth. Probably second only to Rugby. And when it’s 1v5 or 1v7, you notice only one person is throwing hands. The other guys are just there to get some chirps in and hold them against the boards until the team Enforcer shows up to get the job done.

[@triggeredcat120]

Two things that contain the entire country of Canada’s rage: 1. Canada geese 2. Hockey players

[@reedsears6034]

Rinne with the most gentle “alright, I guess I should go fight” moments

[@chingasofarkaso]

Remember crowds? Those were fun times.

[@Digital_PeterGriffin]

Maybe fun will be allowed again soon

[@invaderjaymz]

@@Digital_PeterGriffin we will never be able to go to games again

[@Digital_PeterGriffin]

@@invaderjaymz Crowds are already being allowed in other leagues

[@invaderjaymz]

@@Digital_PeterGriffin yes. But just small ones. And I don't wanna get me hopes up

[@rieldebonk1044]

@@invaderjaymz You have problems

[@OaksWolf1896]

"You can slap me right on the side of the head if something happens" "Which side do you want slapped"

[@Starlitsoul0359]

Nice and wholesome commentator banter is lovely.

[@cordelle929]

“Canadians are too nice” Also our hockey:

[@slydawwg]

They went from nice, however, they now tend to lean toward the ignorant . And that's truly a shame.

[@generik6224]

@@slydawwg what???

[@alpearson9158]

@@slydawwg musings of a malcontent....ignore

[@j-rey-]

Even your violence has an informal, polite, utilitarian, and respectful structure to it 🤣. As an American, I always wish I was born in Canada. In America, we just shoot each other in the streets.

[@kcoker9189]

Have ice knives on your feet and a perfectly good beating stick and these brutes go gloves off and opt for a good old fashioned fist fight 😂😂 gotta love it!

[@thomascollette6322]

Using the stick in a fight would earn you a suspension. Weaponize the skate and you'll never play professional hockey again.

[@lemons1559]

@@thomascollette6322 depending how good you are at using the skates it can land you in prison for a decade too.

[@KumaoftheForest]

Stand your ground law: stay out of my goal zone, I’ll keep my stick out of your throat

[@alpearson9158]

@@KumaoftheForest will never work

[@eyre23e]

yeah, theyre trying to fight people, not kill them lol

[@FrankWolfeUDL]

4:18 all the players in the box is nothing but comical "ALRIGHT. TIME OUT FOR ALL A 'YAS"

[@dingfro7612]

The last one with the two commentators is hilarious

[@qikas_nan5288]

John and John are vancouver royalty

[@MrTheWanz]

@@qikas_nan5288 jim hughson is vancouver royalty

[@edschramm6757]

You never say the S word until the game has finished

[@donziperk]

@@MrTheWanz Hughson sold out to Toronto. His royalty status in Vancouver is now void.

[@vratarportirgolman]

Commentator jinxes Luongo shutout bid

[@wesmccauley5622]

“You can’t do that” everyone liked that

[@DeltaHighlights]

This video was inspired by that

[@XxFrostedRageXx]

Ayo wtf u have the same name as I do

[@demonicxd2256]

“Tom Wilson wishes” that made me laugh

[@BudNucks]

Nathan McKinnon was so pissed he fell over. 😭😭😭

[@SovietPenguins]

Dougie patting Brock Nelson on the head was golden lol

[@bottomingoutsniper3925]

Yes the see you later and better luck next time pat

[@patgrenier2888]

the whole team should have done it

[@eustaceomalley6071]

"you can't go around kicking people." NGL, I snorted when I heard that LOL

[@Duck-xs4oe]

Home-team announcers calling a shot into an empty goal after the buzzer a "game misconduct" had me laughing :D

[@steamer1112]

They should institute a yearly "beat the hell out of Marchand day" with no retrubution from his teammates.

[@malcolmholmes2596]

Or punishment

[@malcolmholmes2596]

@Trevor Levine not for much longer

[@JuandeFucaU]

yearly? at least monthly? why not daily? better yet.... hourly or by the minute maybe?

[@Sheepy_TV]

Your a sick fuck get some help

[@JuandeFucaU]

@Brian Driscoll he's always been in my top 10 guys I'd like to see curbstomped with skates on too.

[@Pijonty]

2:20 this moment needs to be more well known. When kucherov is losing and mad he becomes extremely cheap and dirty

[@matsgranqvist9928]

Like almost every russkie

[@pikkisful]

@@matsgranqvist9928 yeah, malkin, ovie...

[@KaleFGB]

@A KZbin Guy did u forget the hit from behind

[@taskforceknight9336]

Someone's bitter about Kucherov and the lightning winning the Stanley cup lol. Are you a Dallas fan?

[@taskforceknight9336]

@@pikkisful Ovie, Malkin aren't even dirty. Both have successful careers tho. Is that why you're mad?

[@vanniedude]

I remember watching the Canucks game with my dad and him saying how could you do it John !! Priceless moment

[@Mypocketshurt]

Especially with him being a former goalie, YOU CANT DO THAT!! 😂

[@iadreamz88]

The slapping commentary on the last clip was hilarious🤣

[@jhypes3]

The head tap from Dougie Hamilton was hilarious haha

[@cobyschoolman290]

2:24 “you can’t just go around kicking people” that’s some big brain right there

[@snakeking5009]

I like how in hockey if you beat the shit out a dude it’s 5 minutes in the box but if you spit your mouthguard at someone it’s a three game suspension.

[@Michael-yo7cb]

Getz went off on that flame, boy was scared when it was no longer 5 on 1

[@raetekusu1]

@DareDevilSunday Sounds like Tkachuck learned well in the ways of shithousery and Turtle Style fighting from his teammates.

[@RahimKhan-cb8yw]

Getz went off on that flame, boy was scared when it was no longer 5 on 1

[@stevejh69]

Kesler actually means "Cheap Prick". Seeing him dropped by Max was priceless.

[@bbananakill9892]

to be honest tho 3 v 1 is a pussy move

[@godisgood2828]

I don’t even watch hockey at all and the first thing I see is a player getting jumped by the other team 😂😂

[@liveandletdie4233]

@Allen Only cause he can make a comment if he wants, i agree soccor is shit but hockey is also crap.

[@Jay-Niner]

Gets assaulted by three guys at once in a cowardly attack... Commentator: “him scoring a goal after the horn is just unacceptable behaviour”

[@ct31gamez36]

It is, especially when you are winning. Players know this and they also know that if they do it whether or not there is a goalie in net they are going to get jumped by other players

[@thecanadian9105]

The most coward of things is to slapshot a goal when the game ended. I am surprised the Flames went soft on the guy

[@billbill3915]

@@ct31gamez36 Exactly. He knew what he was doing, he knew what was coming. I fuckin' hate the Flames, but that's the correct response. People crying about the numbers don't watch hockey regularly.

[@OlivetheDoge]

Having hockey withdrawls... Happens all the time

[@kroniclemma]

4:20 the fucking penalty boxes 😂💀

[@Tyler_Durden_562]

I'm obviously bias, but I died laughing when Kessler decided to score on the empty net AFTER the game ended 😂😂😂😂😂

[@polarsharxgaming4340]

04:55 John Garrett ruining the Roberto Luongo shutout is the best one 😂

[@hiimlunaaaa]

a wise man once said: *you can't do that*

[@fatmanjonestv7143]

Which side do you want slapped

[@codyeble6764]

@Kboogie 44 I was soooo quiet at the end trying to hear it coming honestly

[@seanmills7586]

I'm a flames fan but I will admit what Kesler did was pretty funny. It was just so trollish lol and then it starts a huge fight 😂

[@Conrad75]

Unless you’re really just dominating the other team I really don’t see how casually hitting the puck in the goal after the whistle is a big deal.

[@AustinPrice184]

And its not like he whacked it in or anything plus if the whistle was blown the point doesn't count anyway so what's the problem?

[@horridmigrane7910]

It’s just a basis of disrespect. Taking an open shot, no goalie, after the whistle is like saying a big ‘Fuck you’ to the other team.

[@doig455]

I think they just over reacted

[@1TheAvatar]

I guess it's just a display of how short-tempered and eager to fight some hockey players are.

[@andrethreehundredthousand9006]

it’s not overreacted, unsportsmanlike conduct. kind of the same idea of “snowing the goalie” its kinda like a saying of hello good sir, sitting down having a good conversation and then the guy you were talking too found out u fucked his wife. so yea

[@dragunation]

i remember picking up nhl 14 as a kid and always being confused why people would fight me for shooting the puck after the whistle

[@tylerstoudt6920]

That Ferrence middle finger is one of my favorite hockey moments ever lol

[@ericmaloney3889]

Wideman feeding Kessler knuckle sandwiches was fantastic.

[@ICF31]

“That’s your good side” Lol

[@94n8dog]

love how on the last one, the announcer asks his partner "which side do you want slapped?" 😂

[@321findus]

I've seen toddlers with more self-restraint than some of them

[@amazingtoad7244]

It’s quite obvious you know nothing about hockey

[@TacoStacks]

I miss enforcers

[@digitaliv20]

It’s slowly turning into figure skating with a puck.

[@ViNNYDICEnice]

Dude, why the fuck is this guys comments on every video I watch? Always the top comment too haha

[@carterreid9869]

Why? They are boring

[@digitaliv20]

@@carterreid9869 your boring.

[@Buffalosabskis]

Ehh. True enforcers that could hit and make an impact. Yes. 260LB dinosaurs that agree to fight at the faceoff? Not so much. If I want that I will watch UFC

[@maruwapofilms815]

I love how the one sport that players are expected to fight in is the one where they're the most unwieldy. It's just hilarious seeing them try to get their bearings.

[@kctrent7626]

I'm absolutely here for the fact that not a single fight was broken up. They subdued it💀 Like "Fight, but not over here"

[@kevinjohnson7300]

They get mad about getting flipped off but don't show that same emotion towards fist fights lol

[@jamessykes2760]

35 seconds left! He knew the rules.

[@poodtang2104]

2:57 Gabe trying to calm McKinnon down.

[@thatdudeconz]

Andrew Farance is a legend for that first clip Lmfao

[@JeremyCuddles]

John and John are so good. Garrett does NOT usually say shutout during a game. You know this one hurt him. Lol.

[@MrAxtradamus]

Hahaha gotta love dougie patting Nelsons head

[@xJabro]

Love how the commentary always says "temper's flaring" when someone swears

[@littleguy6753]

The Budweiser logo during Kessler's fight was perfect.

[@a.m.c.3181]

That was fun. Many more please.

[@sonicbobomb15]

Where's Wes telling the player "you can't do that"

[@Jollvardscoots]

That wasn't Wes but I see your point

[@TheEpic22]

That doesn’t really fit the criteria for this video

[@Theaveragejoehockeyreport]

Still prefer what the sportsnet announcer said about the avalanche better than anything Jack Edwards says.

[@jackiehanlon5737]

Maybe this is because I’m a Bruins fan but I personally find Jack Edwards hilarious

[@WaterKingCrocodoan]

Jackie Hanlon, he’s both hilarious and entertaining to hear. But there’s just some people who think Edwards is horrible because they don’t like the “bias”. Like wtf?? Lmao

[@ibtoogood4u]

@@WaterKingCrocodoan , Jack Edwards is a fucking tool, nobody should be "biased" when their teams player(s) makes dangerous plays like slewfooting/clipping. Quit defending goofs, ya goof.

[@jackedwards7322]

WHY IS THAT

[@prahdavenchy8662]

People just love to hate Boston , and Jack Edwards is a our announcer of course he’s gonna show us love , I would have no problem with any other announcer hyping there team up the way does

[@DillonoopsAlt]

4:22 "Predators Hockey" I know that's not what it means but the fact that it's saying that while focused on the full sin bins had me dying

[@perrinaybara8551]

best line "you can't go around kicking people" lol

[@lengmanl4807]

The shithousery to play stone cold Steve Austins music mid fight is incredible

[@ryanrich7133]

We're allowed to lay each other out on the ice but a middle finger is too much😂

[@derekgreen9306]

U know it’s funny when the commentators make a joke about something and then it happens 🤣😂

[@smatchimo645]

4:49 i guess that's one way to establish dominance. the ole' face lick. dude must be a McPoyle

[@dillonwong3646]

man im REALLY gonna miss brodie on the flames

[@MichaelPK67]

If all professional sports had self-policing like the NHL, there would be far less buffoonery. Show-boating is what keeps me from watching the other sports. If this happens in hockey, Ryan Reaves (or the like) come have a chat with ya.

[@craigborth8047]

Mike K and then lucic would tune up reaves haha coming from a bs fan

[@HeraldandGerald]

Professional American football is the absolute worst about it. There's always some sort of showboating after every play. God forbid they score a touchdown and I have to watch an entire celebration skit. It's a joke.

[@drew3851]

The NHL is way to soft now. Literally nothing would happen. The leading team in Fights had less than 30 this past season. Which is very sad my team had 3 fight 3. The first year I really got into hockey my team had over 110. The NHL has become SUPER SOFT

[@drew3851]

No I just prefer tough hockey. Games that are intense and physical. Games now are ok but there is no such thing as a rivalry anymore, hardly any chirping barely any crushing hits and when there is a crushing hit everyone wants the guy suspended. I just ask what happened to tough hockey.

[@angrytwxgaming8423]

@@drew3851 i personally think it takes away from the game when you have to spend 40 minutes sorting out penalties because you're facing "your rival and have to fight"

[@matanuskatundra5072]

I love those clown car penalty box moments 😆

[@thedrummerdude777]

3:44 LOL The goalie just Jim'd the camera

[@jensonlahrman3456]

First one was the best no doubt about it

[@jenniferkatzfuckedadog8667]

Hello

[@zichithefox4781]

In that 2nd clip I seem to be missing something. Brodie looked liked he checked Kesler, looking for a fight.

[@loganmclarry]

Kesler shot the puck after the final horn, which is a no no

[@shortshift327]

2:22 “Well he kicked him. You can’t go around kicking people” 🤣

[@creamage.]

Last clip was just awesome

[@DS-lh1dh]

Great to see what the world use to look like.. Fans in the stands.. Good hockey.. Great times..

[@NeonCookie]

don't worry. They are back now 🎉

[@freedomthefreeman487]

That man licked another mans face! 😂

[@aynat3068]

I thought he just went in for a kiss but missed But licking? Just makes it a whole lot worse

[@slimmdogg420]

It was "Unsportsmanlike" to shoot the puck into the net after the horn. Attacking the guy for it is perfectly sportsman like. 😂

[@binkyfire3693]

The Dougie Noogie 🤣

[@essentiallycloses_synomyn]

those calgary announcers are so biased

[@andycampbell5751]

How?

[@absolutetuber]

@@andycampbell5751 unsportsmanlike conduct for shooting a puck in a net after the buzzer sounded? Give me a fucking break. Unsportsmanlike conduct would have been shooting the puck on a goalie after the buzzer sounded when he maybe was then not expecting it. Sorry if the flames were butt hurt cuz they were losing but that doesn’t make it unsportsmanlike

[@raetekusu1]

@@andycampbell5751 Not to mention, crickets when Ferland slashes Kesler multiple times as he goes down the ice. "Oh, Ferland is slashing the Ducks player in retaliation? Perfectly fine, fair play. What's that? Kesler hit the puck into the net after the game? UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT!"

[@jellobiafra9514]

@@raetekusu1 thats what i see, he's getting slashed and shoots it in the net as a little f-you back

[@boomerncheeze]

@@absolutetuber That's literally a textbook example of unsportsmanlike conduct lmao, the fuck are you talking about? There's not a team in the league that wouldn't have reacted that exact way.

[@Zodiak34]

looks to me on the replay like kucherov was tripped on the play right before.. no ?

[@oksekim6917]

I love Wideman. What a beauty!!

[@goodsolonius7305]

Lmao Hamilton patting the young lad brock on the head

[@Lonelyweirdo96]

There's probably a whole ceremony after the game where they sit around saying sorry to one another for stuff they did during the game. Lol

[@suckmyballsutube1]

3:34 Sounds like I'm watching an episode of TPB

[@911Gameover]

Sounded like Ricky saying fuck off

[@es5ape]

1:27 didn't know that Tom Selleck was playing hockey in Ducks :D

[@jackiewurdemann7204]

Wow 4 guys throwing punches on one guy! Real tough!!!

[@chrislatlat2444]

I don’t get the problem with Kessler shooting in empty net

[@MathewHammond1]

He didn’t need to slap it in. It’s like an extra kick when someone’s already down 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@chrislatlat2444]

Mat Hammond I get the fact it’s disrespectful to the goalie when he’s in the net But empty netter just a second after the time is out not really

[@anonymousanonymous1338]

Chrislat Lat keep in mind they hate Kesler in Calgary. They probably wanted to do that all night and were waiting for the opportunity

[@AJEDDY97]

@@anonymousanonymous1338 I think hate may not be strong enough of a word to describe how much Calgary hates Ryan Kesler. Or how much Edmonton does too, to be fair. That may be the one thing that unites Edmonton and Calgary, is hating Ryan Kesler.

[@brew1116]

Same way you don't shoot it in the empty net before the game starts. Shouldn't really matter, it's not really even their net yet. But don't you dare do it, you'll get the living shit kicked out of you all game. It is a respect thing. Which on the one hand is dumb, there's all sorts of evil shit players pull that barely gets a reaction. On the other hand they are flying around at forty miles an hour on knife shoes wielding clubs, so it's probably not the worst thing there's extra secret rules.

[@amadeussmith693]

Aaaaaah Andrew Ference, director of social impact, growth and fan development.

[@clarkesuperman]

Dude is literally the definition of “fake it ‘til you make it”

[@dejardainsletallec6027]

Bless him didnt score many

[@arandombirdflying3242]

Basketball when a fight happens: commercial break Football(american): short fights Hockey: trying to kill the opponent

[@iansteelmatheson]

really funny to see that many Predators and Jets players crammed into the penalty boxes

[@masondevos799]

kucherov is such a baby when things dont go his way

[@bigdaddyd6592]

he's got a short fuse that's for sure. very competitive and he lets it get to him. although I must admit he was a lot more calm throughout the playoffs and had a pretty big impact on them winning

[@elephantwaffle5612]

The refs were literally holding Hathaway so that he could get hit without being able to hit back. Don’t really blame him for spitting

[@liamboyd951]

Remember fighting in hockey? Ya I miss that

[@MMTOofficial]

Getzlaf 🔥 The Captain 👊🏼

[@basketca2]

"Tom Wilson wishes."

[@joenobody571]

He was a penguin

[@taylorgoetz7604]

Never never? Never yessir

[@pxdfover]

magine if soccer had the same thing as the NHL 5 minute major for fighting lol.

[@TrenbologneSandwich]

If a soccer player got in a fight they'd be out for 5 games with "bruised cheeks"

[@magnito333]

Always the bruins in the beginning of these 😂

[@modogg42]

should add the head pat the Canadiens gave Carter Hart in this year's playoffs. Funny when it was reciprocated when the Flyers took the series