NICE CONK BRO | Best of VShojo #9

This is one of the craziest VShojo highlights to date! Watch your favorite waifus collab with other vtubers and get into awkward situations in games like Among Us, It Takes Two and VRChat.
➜ VShojo Talent (KZbin)
[Nyatasha Nyanners] / nyanners
[Projekt Melody] / projektmelodyofficial
[Zentreya] / zentreya
[Silvervale] / silvervale
[Ironmouse] / ironmouseparty
[Froot] / @apricotfroot
[Hime Hajime] / @himehajime1570
[Veibae] / @veibae
➜ VShojo Talent (Twitch)
[Nyatasha Nyanners] / nyanners
[Projekt Melody] / projektmelody
[Zentreya] / zentreya
[Silvervale] / silvervale
[Ironmouse] / ironmouse
[Froot] / apricot
[Hime Hajime] / hajime
[Veibae] / veibae
#vshojo #vtuber #waifu ~
This video was edited and produced by FlaskGG , / flask_gg

[@zedbags]

_"The giant Horse Conch weighs over 11 pounds."_ "The fucking *what?"*

[@shingshongshamalama]

Nyan that's called an elephant.

[@NeuronActivation]

C o n c h

[@shingshongshamalama]

Merry: "I'm going to speak Danish now." Swedish audience: ??????? Norwegian audience: ??????? Danish audience: ???????

[@bmoney2011]

Kamelåså

[@eur0be4t3r]

Jokes on you, I’m swedish and understood with english subs

[@hamstr8107]

Hahaha, i understood everything And i am Norwegian

[@MrKaiju-sr8wu]

Wdym, I understood him just fine

[@bamer6000]

I'm Japanese and I understand nothing.

[@carbide4458]

The more time that passes, I'm figuring out that Zen is actually the most wholesome of the group.

[@Aflay1]

That’s absolutely incorrect, but she is far more wholesome than people give her credit for. It does help that she hangs out the most with the most wholesome member, Froot. Silvervale is also a top contender. She somehow makes yelling out “boobies” and straight up murder absolutely adorable, and always tries to take care of her family. I dunno. It takes talent to kill things mercifulessly while going “yaaaay” and make it seem so innocent. She’s so jubilant 🥰

[@bunnyconcubus8468]

I mean all her mass murders aren't exactly wholesome

[@DarthInsomnis]

*laughs in Froot*

[@NeinBreaker]

13:20 Give Silver a break. It's not like the painting had a big green arrow pointing at it's location.

[@skofa2552]

tbf it actually didn't have an arrow on it until she had spent a few minutes looking for it, it mightve been a bug or the game took pity on her after a few minutes. it was pretty hard to notice it without the arrow

[@hauntedastolfobeanplushie1956]

Gecko Zen T-posing is the best highlight of this video

[@danieloceansmith3156]

5:32 My god, nyaners speaking Japanese and calling herself a dumb cat by accident is so on brand!

[@bondrewdthenovel3598]

That was the bruh moment of that epic collab.

[@silaskuemmerle2505]

It's possible that wasn't entirely a mistake

[@PuntoCeroOcho]

@@silaskuemmerle2505 It was obviously a forced joke

[@NeuronActivation]

Her speaking Japanese was cute

[@Aflay1]

@@PuntoCeroOcho I wouldn’t say forced. It was the equivalent of saying a bad pun as an ice breaker, and that is absolutely in Nyanner’s character to do. She studied her ass off to be a professional dork in Japanese. Nyanners earned her fame.

[@its7aith908]

The iron mouse and connor clips are fucking gold

[@redgamemaster]

I wish she had a twitch archive I don't have the time so watch a 3 hour stream in one go but I do have the time to watch a bit at a time.

[@alexanderlloydmendoza979]

@@redgamemaster she has a vod channel on youtube

[@redgamemaster]

@@alexanderlloydmendoza979 Yes, but the vods aren't her streams, like, other then clips like the ones here I haven't seen any of her an Connor playing It Takes Two.

[@CaptainRhodor]

Murdervale having Zen's bones in her bag is the least surprising thing I think I've ever learned XD

[@matthewyeldig4608]

Butit does lead to *so* many questions... like does Zen just have extra bones?...

[@Christopher-N]

Yanderevale got the idea from Lorena Bobbitt.

[@lordfelidae4505]

@@matthewyeldig4608 the tail regrows, so she had infinite vertebrae.

[@matthewyeldig4608]

@@lordfelidae4505 Huh, well there you have it!

[@captainhuntank7963]

it seems like pretty much all zen clips are just showing how zen's chat all share a braincell and they use it to mess with zen *P E R F E C T I O N*

[@xlawxc]

No, every member of chat has one braincell and they band together for an IQ of 420 to mess with her.

[@shickey74]

"My dog is such a good wingman" she says as her dog looks at her and smiles

[@mung01re]

I'm surprised VShojo can find clips of Hime when she only streams once every six years.

[@Ani-me2]

i dont think as many people are interested anymore when they can just go to "another channel" and meet "someone familiar"

[@broonabike4155]

@@Ani-me2 I wonder who could that be :/

[@gg_novastar8492]

@@Ani-me2 I’m confused... what does that mean?

[@broonabike4155]

@@gg_novastar8492 a lot of people in the anime community know the real life identity of hime hajime and they have another KZbin channel

[@lennartpeters6930]

@Jacob Ivancic sydnsnap

[@117johnpar]

Vei and Silvers mouth tracking are amazing

[@Aflay1]

Zentreya’s everything tracking is amazing.

[@Linkingx2]

Veibae is great, her personality, her personality and her voice

[@AdelizaNera]

You said personality twice SpongeBob meme if no one gets it

[@NeuronActivation]

She never fails to activate my neurons

[@AdelizaNera]

@@NeuronActivation not all she activates

[@EmiyaCG]

You forgot to emphasize the *Personality*

[@sm1thereens]

you. you madman.

[@bgosborn7416]

2:11 That hoodwinked clip tho

[@arkant]

"O-ni chan, O-ni chan, yamuhtay" - fucking lost it. LOL

[@BuckRodgers3]

I didn't realize Southern US accent Japanese is something I needed in my life before that instant but holy shit it sounds incredible.

[@saosaqii5807]

15:00

[@blindtherapper2470]

7:07 a spiritual experience

[@marcusalm7350]

When you first saw Banana Geko Zen, were you blinded by it's majesty?

[@markereyes]

Little did I know would experience Goddess

[@devilsadvocate22289]

@@marcusalm7350 **Smacks desk** I understood that reference!

[@WaifuScientistGambler]

@@marcusalm7350 DAMN YOU

[@grifferman]

"Wuff" in a Danish accent isn't something I thought I needed until today.

[@miguelluisgorospe8417]

Let's stop and appreciate the god-tier skill of the editor of these videos :)

[@houstonderk]

I named my fleet carrier in elite dangerous for this! It's the future.

[@fatcoyote2]

LOL. I named a bunch of ships in a game after the VSHOJO girls. Still building them all up, but its the Iron Maus (destroyer), the Silver Vale (cruiser), the Zentraya (heavy cruiser), the Nyan Nyan (destroyer), the Good Lich Apricot (strike cruiser), and the HHajime is a strike carrier. Haven't decided what Veibae is yet, but I'm thinking another cruiser.

[@LunarEdge7]

@@fatcoyote2 Of all of these, only the first two sound like they could be IRL ships lol

[@Darkoriax17]

@@LunarEdge7 Pretty sure there was a ship named the Silver Vale in something sci-fi related.

[@Darkoriax17]

@@fatcoyote2 I think Veibae would be a good battlecruiser/battleship. Cuz she fucking ANNIHILATES her chat every time they try to talk shit.

[@markereyes]

Zen giving a hair swish for chat 😩

[@marcusalm7350]

Praise be onto Becko, the Banana Geko

[@33Isaiah96]

7:13 Zen asserting dominance

[@Zicetec2000]

She dosnt need to assert anything, she knows she does.

[@user-tb2dt5ys2q]

The chosen one

[@blitzballbrian3428]

Vshojo ladies knocking it out of the park as always. Thank you Mouse for ensuring that whenever I hear let it go I will hear her rendition instead 💖

[@53Spawn]

Silver jumping from pure to psycho is too good. Just imagine someone hording your bones and then saying they love you, while laughing maniacally 😂

[@nblhrt92]

"I'm a pure woman." Not if Garnt has anything to do with it...

[@joshcolon8291]

The moment I read the title, I knew it was gonna include a reference to Nyanners losing her mind over the Giant Horse Conch video. And I am not disappointed in the slightest.

[@denisvodovozov1099]

I'm a stupid-cat. 5:41 The fanbase: Yes. U, r correct.

[@xmattcramerx]

I friggin' love the memes and one-liners that come from Zen's streams.

[@nanaten3]

Unpopular opinion but, the only reason I don't like Silver is because of her shenanigans, it just feels like I am watching a 15yo weeb

[@devilsadvocate22289]

16:14 - For a second there, I thought VShojo was selling their own brand of Shampoo… and then I realized it was the end of the vid and I was disappointed, lmao.

[@Christopher-N]

At first, I thought it was a reference to Zen's Snom-looks like fluffy shampoo perched on her head.

[@MLGLionKnight]

The hoodwinked clip killed me and triggered nostalgia

[@cryw1092]

That was the name! It had been so long!

[@MLGLionKnight]

@@cryw1092 I’m not going to lie I preferred the first over the second one

[@SammyEdgeINC]

8:58 even Nyanners did a double take. Also "Hot in the dead room" should be on a shirt or something

[@ResidentWeevil2077]

Nyanners: C'mon pull my finger *fart noises* Nyanners: Oh there was a raid c:

[@Nokker]

The chat: what did we just join

[@364dragonrider]

That was a step above fart noises, I think she needed a change of pants after that.

[@MrSupermasterful]

9:55 I love this way too much

[@Mathtron5000]

Editor is having too much fun again

[@Jeorshy]

We deadass need a nun outfit for Hime

[@Necrokoek]

12:51 Veibae, does anybody know the song she plays?

[@PaleSalad]

Vei blue balling Nyanners brightens my day for some reason.

[@BerksAreCool]

1:09 Nyanners was starting to sound like King Ghidorah

[@DashBolt]

just needs more BIDBIDIBIDIBIDBIDI

[@Fran_Somns]

I'm here only to see that raid at 11:06 UwU

[@SaganTheKhajiit]

Veibae: "And now the coomer one" Me: "Well I'm all empty already. I suppose putting this clip after the magnificence that is the banana gecko Zen was by design."

[@markangelocalica1478]

Hail to the *Banana-Gecko!!!*

[@KiltLeo]

Zentreyabanana Zentreyabanana Zentreyabanana Zentreyabanana Zentreyabanana Zentreyabanana Zentreyabanana Zentreyabanana Zentreyabanana Zentreyabanana Zentreyabanana Zentreyabanana

[@DragonofEternity]

Zen's "What?" is a mood.

[@TDUShelby]

7:02 I can't decide if that's the most epic or most hilarious thing I've seen all day. Especially since the edibles kicked in JUST as it started, so...

[@wardenm]

I... kinda wanna see Merry do up a lil Vshojo comic series now...

[@kyotra]

I'm pretty curious about what different tracking programs they all use for their full-3D models, and who makes the models. Silver and Mouse definitely use the same program, but something about Melody and Zen is different.

[@magieenvtuber9783]

me and the boys waiting for premiere

[@nyogtheeldritchgentleman]

15:03 “This place... is cursed.” - Jacques

[@ZeniteZero]

That Zen clip at the end? Perfection.

[@tungstenwhizard4361]

4:40 I love this moment.

[@bluecoin3771]

I got an ad to donate plasma 🩸. Is this for Mousey?

[@Christopher-N]

Ironmouse would like to see more eligible people donate plasma-save a life.

[@nyogtheeldritchgentleman]

0:50 Ah, I love that Turtle animation.

[@KAIsibs]

3:12 The “Yes! Awoo~” from Lumi corrupted Merry! We gotta save him!

[@eyeofthebeholder_]

I've never watched a single Zentreya stream, but it looks fucking chaotic in there.

[@vtubershavefilledthevoid]

I love Zen’s “what?”

[@Christopher-N]

(1:28) Ironmouse: Hold on, I have to calm down first. Me: It's going to be a long wait, but we like our Mouse loco.

[@zano_iskay_nuna3702]

I feel like each time the edits get better and better. Thank you editors! I appreciate you so much for the effort you put in

[@nyogtheeldritchgentleman]

7:18 and now the itch to get my Spartan on is back again.

[@AndrewS-vu4ji]

3:04 Is why I want to learn at least like 3 other languages, so I can pull this on stream and confuse the shit out of everybody except a small portion of my viewers and those watching clippers.

[@schwefelfuchs]

7:57 the Translation is actually correct

[@BNuts]

"Brooklyn RAAAAAAAGE!" "Puerto Rican RAAAAAAAGE!" -> These are the same picture.

[@no_name_for_no_one7466]

Remember now why you love VShojo?

[@S.T.A.L.K.E.R.-Strelok]

"weil ich dich kaputt knuffeln will" xD I'm fucking dying. That got me so hard

[@RealPeopleShorts]

Was just watching the old highlights, yayyy!

[@3adam303]

Appreciate the german translation

[@sm1thereens]

of course *gas pedal* was the song they had to use for vei-

[@bellpepper3166]

German Teacher: Does anyone know what is one way we can say hello in German? Student: Guttentag German Teacher: Good. Can you guys say, "Guttentag?" Class: Guttentag Me being me: Gluten Tag

[@Klassikhuhn]

It's "Guten Tag" but you got the spirit.

[@bellpepper3166]

@@Klassikhuhn ...I am a class clown. I say stuff incorrectly on purpose. I know it’s Guten tag, but I say to be funny. If the German teacher is ok with it, than that’s cool that they are working with the joke, but if not. I won’t say it.

[@hivemonkey3]

Speaking as a Nyanners/Zen main you probably could have just made this video MouseyxConner highlights. Shit was S+ teir, bravo

[@FlufLord]

Gah these are so good. They could be an hour long and it’d still be full of gold.

[@larvaedadindex]

This group of people are actually insane I'm down the rabbit hole

[@medea__witchhh]

3:32 the only let it go ever

[@ImTheRealQuickSilver]

1:49 Hajime Lied As She Breathed

[@Christopher-N]

(16:00) Zentreya nailed this "VShojo Highlights" conclusion-pro stream.

[@Naarii14]

8:59 holy shit her voice when she said that. Fucking neuron ACTIVATION god DAYUM

[@matthewyeldig4608]

6:35 Zen looks like she had a stroke... I mean the all do, but Zen especialy!

[@blakeroni155]

15:45 wait...is hajime hime.....SYDSNAP!?

[@REDDAWNproject]

What? No.... what? No..... what? No....

[@gabigab7240]

Impossible...

[@sidsmith6522]

wait no it can't be

[@darkmoonsyndrome8167]

4:16 this is a fitting alarm for me as my name is Thomas and i constantly sleep in. Thx hime

[@AikaKitsune]

11:23 VIVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[@Commissar_Eiven]

Vei is my soulmate making people suffer I enjoy that too

[@ichcool91]

Editor slowly getting wild, I like it

[@DarukaEon]

Oh shit. That last clip of Zen got me feeling some kind of way.

[@Warku]

The Megumin explosion got me lol

[@frankwhite9642]

Zen's Shampoo commercial was fire 😆😆😆

[@oscer191]

15:04 is the most cursed thing ive heard in awhile.

[@thedrunkencoffeeman3554]

Your profile picture fits it so well 😂😂

[@Lark88]

3:36 this moment right here.

[@arankirostok5229]

"Pizza Time! Because you're worth it"

[@pigbenis8017]

God bless whoever rigged hime’s avatar

[@AdamGlory]

The magic conkshell...!

[@TheCarn1fex]

Puerto Rican rage! lol mousey you always make me laugh so hard, was checking something on phone heard the halo theme knew what was on my screen! zen best geko

[@goryoun961]

Froot is so precious...

[@MrAnarchyMarine]

This editor is fucking great.

[@heideknight9122]

The insanity is contagious and delightful. Love this community.

[@m3tal.]

9:53 best reference

[@Naarii14]

15:18 I need this clip but with the old guy falling down the stairs

[@tungstenwhizard4361]

I'm actually kinda impressed that Zen can touch and move her hair.

[@Aflay1]

I want to go up to random people on the street and be like “holy shit, you’re that vTuber!!” And I know most people will be like “wtf? No?” And I’ll probably pretend like “oh that’s what a vTuber is, your secret is safe with me😉” But one day I’ll run into someone who is actually a vTuber and they’ll be like “HOW DID YOU KNOW??” And it’ll be glorious.

[@TheKairon999]

8:30 Melody be nice to that poor boy

[@tiaraguy7705]

I will never get Melody. Like her brand of humor and way she acts is so different and it throws me off every time, love it.

[@pakkenpk5598]

7:47 wtf, context is needed! MonkaW 🤣

[@zathazar4993]

"The seduction of AAAGGHH!" Quote of the year.

[@Jacksonthehedgehog9]

Lewd vei: sleep Gecko dragon T pose: REAL SHIT