Nichijou - Helvetica Standard - One Million Yen

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

....the way she just slaps the cash wad on the desk...

[@eemeli7093]

Slappu

[@Mellun-P]

Eemeli Haaranen surappu*

[@HermitMongoose]

WOP YOUR WAD ON THE COUNTAAA

[@kuraku_ru]

“Deal’s a deal.”

[@Linosek279]

@PK Mongoose *L O A D S A M O N E Y*

[@JohnnyMcJim]

The world is cruel, but the money is great

[@MsAssasinated]

Basically u r saying what the directors think when they made this scene

[@aidanjanemcintosh6919]

money are what makes world a wee less cruel

[@Exath8630]

Jokes on you, money is what makes the world cruel

[@zackoz2202]

no you all don't get it. the world is cruel from the start we just only lighten the weight of the world by making things, for example currency

[@Exath8630]

Well, yes. Currency makes life much easier. But fame and fortune makes humans greedy and thus triggering a conflict

[@dopey473]

I love how there was no delay like THE VERY SECOND she admits, the other girl goes Y'ALL!

[@alanbareiro6806]

And also how she had the money ready with her. Welp, at least her secret turned out a really good profit.

[@sushiibird7799]

Imagine flexing about your wealth so damn hard you had to expose someone's secret

[@witchinghour-i2g]

The hard cuts in nichijou are the best, especially the one where yuuko is playing with the daruma thing and accidentally hits mio then mio slaps her back with it like 1 frame later lmao

[@steeledminer616]

@@witchinghour-i2g I think the best part is because how cleanly they do it. They get a simple focal point on the previous scene (Her talking, everything else in frame is perfectly still) And the cut MAINTAINS that same focal point with having the person standing there before going through the motions of flagging everybody down. But they don't have her immediately doing it either, they give it a quick moment, to let the viewer realize what the scene is.

[@nozunomi]

@@witchinghour-i2g 87 ms to be exact.

[@jaimerhoda5399]

I wouldn't even be mad.

[@trulymoody7982]

Lol neither would i

[@deoce]

I would be in 2 states of emotion and I wouldnt know how to reacta

[@rizkisaputra19]

@@deoce basically her reaction lol

[@hasanaknox3875]

Same

[@ok-wl1mn]

"It was nice doing business with you."

[@goldenfox5434]

That "Helvetica Standard" voice is now my favorite sound ever.

[@colorbar.s]

It's a voice synthesiser (vocaloid) called Sweet Ann! Anyone can purchase it and make her sing anything they want to. This one in particular is really old though, I don't think she's still being sold.

[@Hopper_Arts]

@@annaferns1840 R.I.P Satanic Flame Lady 😔

[@annaferns1840]

@@Hopper_Arts f

[@MoeruHoeru]

I make it my alarm sound so i'll remember that life is a joke

[@personnel5757]

​@@colorbar.s thank you :3

[@daftoptimist]

I don't know this show but this is straight up one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[@TyLore1015]

daftoptimist Nichijou

[@chargemanken144]

I think you should watch it. The whole anime is high in drugs.

[@hirokatsuvictor8755]

Beco Adao Jr. The Snoop Dogg parodies of the OPs proves your point

[@Konpekikaminari]

@@hirokatsuvictor8755 that parody is also one of the best made shitposts on youtube

[@lizarraga-9759]

it’s an amazing show the whole thing is just as funny as this

[@eu-san2378]

Nice! $10,000 for breaking a promise!

[@EveryGamerLife]

Technically she kept her promise.

[@M0NST3RKlLL]

So... You have to pay for a promise?

[@Jdbv7399]

The promise was paying if it's told, not never tellling, so...

[@dopey473]

God these replies are giving me a stroke

[@BunPrince]

@@Jdbv7399 "I promise I won't tell anyone"

[@WolfXGamerful]

Imagine just having a million yen to spare for a bet

[@Supermegamanuel01]

Its like 10000 dolars

[@WolfXGamerful]

@@Supermegamanuel01 would you bring that to school

[@nkechi4635]

@@Supermegamanuel01 what normal person has a spare $10,000 lying around?

[@Fakerulez707]

@@nkechi4635 I mean, I've heard a guy said that a million dollar is a small loan so 10,000 dollar is basically pocket money to him.

[@Solbashio]

@@Supermegamanuel01 no its like 95000

[@musharrafazhar5427]

It's not about money, it's about sending a message

[@paperhat_boi]

meybe it's just the money

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

It's about the METS, BABY, LOVE THE METS, ALRIGHT BABY, LET'S GO, GET A HOME RUN BABY, LOVE THE METS, LET'S GO METS

[@paperhat_boi]

@@imveryangryitsnotbutter what up's with the METS, it's football right?

[@Goatxsouls.official]

Literally😂

[@Patodeagua213]

That yumi likes takashi-kun

[@I_am_always_correct]

Plot twist: Takashi likes her too, and now she can pay for them to go on a nice date together

[@mega17]

Nah, she spent it all on art supplies to draw yaoi.

[@zekrom129]

@@mega17 nope, she's not mio, she's from helvetica standard, which is a standalone segment from Nichijou

[@mutably]

Aaaw, what a happy ending you made here

[@stormtrooperelite1453]

a million yen is a lot more dates

[@danielbueno8474]

Yumi has the best friend ever.

[@reginaldrasyid2456]

I've experienced this before only without the million yen

[@kedatan25]

F

[@axelsantanah.7900]

F

[@KyraWS]

F

[@johngreen8921]

F

[@puteramustaqimmustafa3319]

F

[@brandonhughes4076]

The absolute lack of hesitation on that "Chotto mina kiiitte," she knew exactly what she was doing

[@mechengr1731]

I have to keep coming back. The look on Yumi's face as she picks up the money is priceless. Wtf do you do with that? She got paid, but at what cost.

[@memesfromdeepspace1075]

One milion yen

[@todd3143]

one million yen is still one million yen

[@Patodeagua213]

Money is money

[@xpizzapx]

A million yen is less than $7k, is it really worth it?

[@mechengr1731]

@@xpizzapx she's in high school. $7k in high school is like winning the lottery

[@duncanurquhart5278]

sigma female yumi knows that crushes are ephemeral but the grind is eternal

[@lofihip-hop5834]

Plot twist: she lied about her crush on Takashi to get the money

[@SupertCZ]

With that reaction, I'm not so sure 😅

[@Rehteaa]

@MIA MIA i don't know dude that was just a joke

[@muhammadriskysubhannorazha6815]

that's even worse, now her crush know she doesn't like him and she feel bad about Takashi

[@gthewolf7948]

😎

[@memegumin]

This, this is why I love nichijou

[@ieuanhunt552]

I see this as an absolute win. Now Takashi knows she likes him and she has the money to pay for the date.

[@zizzors9314]

Hiding the fact that she's rich from her friend until that moment was well worth it

[@Kyaramel]

Honestly one of my favorite Helvetica Standard bits, makes me laugh every time

[@lunacryst2110]

She straight up betrayed her friend but also made herself to look more reliable by keeping her word

[@buzzy33]

i love how these Helvetica Standard have that slapstick shtick with a side of surrealism. :))

[@w-9093]

Man, the fastest way to break the trust and rebuild it again....

[@qwertyqeys]

Her money slapping arm is synced with her rising foot and it just adds that extra UMPH to the money slap

[@Psycofanboy]

The fact that she had 1 million yen in advanced means that this isn't the first time she had done that.

[@Lucasroboguy]

She wasn’t kidding

[@RedTideOfWolves]

Japanese absurdist humour is easily my favourite kind of humour

[@Mackr0]

If people paid me $10,000 every time they betrayed me I wouldn't need to work a single day in my life. 🗿

[@YAOMTC]

It's now $6,681.35. JPY/USD exchange rate has fallen a LOT in the last few years.

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

@@YAOMTC Back when this show aired, it was more like $12,500. So yeah, the Japanese economy's been pretty rough.

[@thomaspaine1776]

Idk if I should laugh or feel sad for this.

[@bababooey3023]

I absolutely love how the next frame is just her telling a huge crowd about the sercet seconds later

[@ramadrian248]

That song in the background makes me feel uneasy

[@pestrusiariopaezmengoso2868]

Finally someone mentions it.

[@kuraku_ru]

*boss soundtrack*

[@BakingSoda4U]

It's meant to make things feel even more surreal.

[@Neiroe]

The terrifying hymn often gods.

[@KartonRealista2]

Its halvetica but syllables are all messed up

[@seewdshakr]

Gotta love how straight foward this shit is im crying

[@名もなき佐藤さん]

その金があればタカシくんと付き合える！

[@krugz_]

2020 and I keep coming back. I'll wait for another decade, KyoAni.

[@detectivemarkseven]

So sad :(

[@SeinenNinja]

Hello, this is 2021. You don't have to wait another decade, it's coming back on December!

[@zxmasters3650]

They're back

[@soyshoes0624]

She fell for the oldest trick in the book. The "I won't tell anyone". It always works on the enexperienced

[@forestgreenlumberjacket2947]

Your right, they always do!

[@B4TTL3]

Well, she got the money, so everything’s alright.

[@Poicyss]

Used this video to explain Lawful Evil to my sister

[@RingoBuns]

Despite how fantastic the joke is, the line delivery kills it for me every time omg

[@Chromeno]

What line delivery? The punchline is mostly delivered physically, with Yumi's reaction and how the money is slammed right onto the desk.

[@toastee5421]

Meh, crushes are temporary.

[@TheRibbonRed]

Our lives are temporary.

[@cacabaca3457]

Doom is ETERNAL

[@martingarricks6209]

Young WILL BE OLD

[@Linosek279]

@kittehguy boi Diamonds are forever

[@Neiroe]

But that money gonna stretch

[@NightNightTheDick]

THEY BRINGED MIO TO ANOTHER SCHOOL AND CALLED Her YUMI!!! I FINALLY KNOW THE TRUTH

[@chibimaruko-chan7940]

Brought?

[@knirefnel]

More likely Yumi was so distraught she changed her name, school, and hair style

[@reroman3950]

Yo it all makes sense now broh ty

[@maple...]

@@knirefnel the other girl is her older sister

[@nabieladrian]

@@maple... HOLY SHIT YOU DON'T SAY...

[@OriginalUnjustifier]

This is the very definition of 'your terms are acceptable', when you were trying to deliver an ultimatum.

[@TurtlesZR]

It wasnt a promise it was a transaction

[@yxxng1z943]

her dignity is destroyed and she might develop trust issues but at least she has one million yen! :-)

[@chemistrytube6300]

A win is a win

[@TDownit_Strider]

When someone tries blackmail, but you just tell everyone the dirty secrets yourself.

[@MrJinley]

This was the best friggin one.

[@ivoturi]

Do you still like this

[@MrJinley]

@@ivoturi yeah, still the best one!

[@ivoturi]

Amazing

[@chevteh_gd5803]

@@MrJinley do you still like this?

[@Kess_P2]

Agreed. This one is my absolute favorite.

[@viiiderekae]

This is one of the Helvetica standard with an actual helvetica font 😅

[@Ravenleaf182]

That was a strange, yet oddly satisfying flex

[@koromoro6682]

I think this is my favorite helvetica standard bit

[@nathanalcantara7892]

When you have a rich friend.

[@azuzu9813]

She did and didn't keep her promise simultaneously. How is this possible

[@parthibbiswas3730]

The true definition of a pyrrhic victory.

[@robertcontento7748]

I forgot how great sound effects are in this show

[@ethanol8312]

Love is temporary, Money is eternal.

[@HEIMA_paisen]

約束は破ってない

[@acapeIIIa_callilulelo]

now she can spend all of that on therapy

[@LinkDawnbringer]

I suppose this is a pretty direct representation of the idea that "Fines are Nothing But a Price Tag for the Wealthy"

[@Hitomarokun]

I'd like to think that Takashi walked her home that day, asked her out, and now they're happily married.

[@BringerOfD]

It almost feels like she didn't even want specifically to share the secret, but all this was so she could throw down that hit 1mil

[@meng425]

that slap alone probably took up 50% of the budget

[@npc6817]

Did you do it? Yes What did it cost? A million yen.

[@aaronvelasquez7065]

0:26 SWAG

[@mitzuriki]

*Slaps cash on the table* 1 MILLION YENS. You thought I would give you a mercy don't you?

[@user-tarokichi]

この回が1番好きwww

[@lyacherry1096]

Does anyone know that helvetica standard ost was sung by a vocaloid,sweet an :D

[@lukacola7296]

I mean I would do this for 10,000 dollars

[@berryru3605]

Same

[@realcartoongirl]

what if you dont have a crush because every one is bad to you

[@trulymoody7982]

real cartoon girl just curious, are you speaking from experience?

[@epicroader8433]

@@realcartoongirl then lie about it

[@Reppo80085]

She got the betrayal, she got the embarrassment, and she got the money.... yeah.

[@ibnuhidayat7573]

It's become meme now

[@DanishAlKahfi]

It is halal

[@ibnuhidayat7573]

@@DanishAlKahfi yes but actually no

[@feqol]

@@DanishAlKahfi I'm faiqal i love megumin too

[@noriyakigumble3011]

This joke is golden, It’s so funny while being insanely straightforward and simple. Like wtf is she supposed to do??

[@johndavidson9430]

This is why I don’t tell my secret to my friends no matter how much money they give me

[@muhammadfaizarha1899]

the only helvetica standard jokes that I understand without extra explanation about Japanese puns...

[@IxisTyler]

I used to think the context of the joke was that she told everyone because she betted on who the crush was then she gave her friend the winnings

[@atshorlus]

Still one of my all time favorite comedic bits

[@NoriMori1992]

If someone literally paid me 10,000 entire dollars I wouldn't even be mad.

[@b1ff]

On the one hand: betrayed. On the _other_ hand: fat bandz, y’all.

[@katacutie]

Every couple of months I remember this exists and smile for the next 10 minutes

[@ginsan8198]

I wish some rich person asks me the same question and then breaks the same promise.

[@taurinetrashmann259]

>GTA 5 >stealing a car to sell it on for profit “Remember; the company has to pay for any damages!” Me driving like a bat-out-of-hell because I can afford the ~15k in damages: 0:26 The mechanic: 0:29

[@ririkuraa]

oK-

[@jestfullgremblim8002]

Wtf

[@doggoli]

Adjusted for inflation, Yumi just recieved 9,121 US dollars and 34 cents, or 8,139 Euro. Pretty sweet deal if you ask me!

[@Gomarinka-w5z]

I appreciate the fact that you did these research for a KZbin comment lmao

[@brianwillis8447]

You wanna update this now?

[@doggoli]

​@@brianwillis8447 I only just got round to revisiting this video, so yeah, let's do this actually. Adjusted for inflation, Yumi just received 7,865 US dollars and 0 cents, or 7,345 Euro and 63 euro cents. The deal is starting to become less sweet...

[@madseason8900]

the wad slap never gets old

[@SemihKutsal]

i wanna be rich just for doing someting like this

[@juanavila8709]

traduccion al español: -Vamos...dimelo...dime quien te gusta, Yumi - no se... -te prometo que no se lo dire a nadie. si lo hago te dare 1 millon de yenes -de verdad? me lo prometes? -si -Takashi-kun -Escuchen todos! a yumi le Gusta Takashi-kun!

[@MysTrysTisBek]

*smack* *kaching*

[@zicrysamuelrubianojimenez4502]

gracias

[@zegtendo724]

How to destroy friendship and fix it in few seconds

[@KingofFray]

A trustworthy friend indeed

[@tbp_entertainment]

According to my math, ¥1000000 is comparably close to $10000. For breaking a promise? That ain't nothing to scoff at.

[@7_muhammadmuharromisusmaya196]

technically she didn't break her promise

[@icebearpl188]

Not really breaking a promise. She cleaely said in promise that if she tells she Will Pay the 1m yen. Which she did

[@samuelblackmon493]

“Comparable to close to”

[@above.average.gaming.natio3026]

The entire gag was that the Blue haired girl asked "Really? Promise, okay?" As in you promise not to tell anyone, not as in you promise to pay me if you tell everyone my secret crush. The dark haired girl agreed, but she was really agreeing to the latter as her friend's question could be interpreted in more than one way. Hence why she slammed the money on her desk right after. She kept her word on paying her if she she ever blabbed.

[@LeastInsaneUtsu-PFan]

For Canadians, this is roughly 9000 dollars that this girl just has. She was PREPARED for this day, at least MONTHS or YEARS in advance. She could take on Mai for her sheerly insane actions.

[@ambience273]

I checked, one Million Yen is 7,566.87 USD today.

[@madsli]

For anyone wondering 1 million yen is approximately 85000 norwegian kroner.

[@alexbadila1]

That's a really expensive way to troll someone.

[@RollcagerX]

I like how the money sound effect is the exact same one Treyarch used in Call of Duty zombies😂😂.

[@hendrysuawa]

not even 1 second pass, and she ready to tell everyone her friend crush xD

[@Sabis2365]

Her soul left her body, but at least her friend kept her promise

[@saacinecrozma8317]

Plot twist: The money was stolen and she needed a way to get rid of it without drawing too much attention

[@V0ID115]

All that money would not even begin to pay the amount of therapy I'd need after this level of betrayal

[@Ausholliday15]

Yumi's friend really just wanted to give her money

[@DaVince21]

Things that involve font names usually turn out to be pretty cool or funny, and Helvetica Standard is no exception.

[@scouttf2952]

Kids are cruel jack

[@yeetmeister3055]

"For you it felt like a promise, for me it was an exchange"

[@thedandguy189]

Every time I watch this, I am reminded that she paid that poor girl, give or take, $10,000.

[@DiskRan0]

This is why you should never (probably) tell the rich kid your secrets.

[@goingback2u]

Was everyone just watching them that whole time? 0:20

[@cardboardman4323]

A 1 million well spend

[@Tomattoism]

That was the deal, bro.

[@kurodracovalladares8823]

you know the rules and so do I!