NICK REKIETAS INSANE COPE ABOUT HIS KID BEING ON DRUGS! FELTED BY LAWTUBE!

[@theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658]

This Christmas I am sending a Sonichu medallion to all the people I dislike.

[@Disjsbhc]

Peak devious ❤

[@theotherserge]

“Give the gift that keeps on taking!”

[@acanadian8756]

This is the modern equivalent of sending people letters filled with anthrax

[@SneedBass]

That's so evil, I love it.

[@MimiRAM0NE]

Does buying the medallions carry the curse as well?

[@navEwhat]

To be fair he might mean 20% of his kids are high by age 9.

[@RaulDuke-b1j]

Nailed it

[@jonnystoffel]

The math checks out

[@Bliberal]

They didn't find Meth. It was Cocaine. ​@@jonnystoffel

[@Dr._GroovyDude]

No, this is Rekieta. If you know him, you know by now he intentionally misspeaks so other people will turn what he says around for him.

[@Bliberal]

@jonnystoffel No no no, you got it all wrong, nerd! It wasn't Math, it was Coke!

[@6vitamin]

Ricky Crackets: “omg, all these parents put their kids on adderral!” Also CrackRockets: “here’s a powerpoint on why this cocaine cut with meth is great medicine for my daughter’s self-diagnosed adhd”

[@SuperVolsung]

it's a Feltsmass miracle

[@Octobershug13]

I was thinking the same!

[@trashfire9641]

And a Kino New Year to us all!

[@RebelCannonClub74]

Can your bank account survive all 7 days of Feltakah? Mine couldn't.

[@WolfbytesIT]

The study he's referencing was done in Spain and it was for drug EXPOSURE not use. Also the sample pool was like 100 kids lmao.

[@iamomegaboss]

I read it too. I looked it up after I heard Barnes mention ’a study…’ I think he only read the abstract lol. And I bet that’s more than Rackets read!

[@scarletsletter4466]

That makes more sense. FYI- there’s no test we rely on for legal decision making in the US that has a 15% error rate. That’s absurd!!

[@fowchiiiliedpuppiesdied]

He is such an idiot.

[@devinmcdonnell9057]

@@scarletsletter4466 And it ignores the fact that they almost certainly ran the tests again after the positive test. They didn't just get '9 year old did cocaine' as a test result and run with that ignoring any possibility of false positives.

[@Ryo7_7]

Rekieta is about to have a Merry Feltmas and a Suffah New Year lol

[@ewarobinson143]

😂

[@ThatBugBehindYou]

Kurt has gotten literally no respect or love this entire saga, completely felted by Legal Mindset telling him he was never good enough to be included in the group chat back when the drama first started and he was on Nick's side, completely felted by Nick telling him he's a fat ugly bum with no talent when Kurt switched sides against Nick, the Casino went at him a few times in between and they're back for more. Bro just can't stop catching hands.

[@ffs6158]

Good, maybe he'll wash himself and quit being gross.

[@cadturt9295]

well hes not entertaining and is kinda starting to just be ralph

[@RxYouth]

And now his own body is felting him, poor guy

[@halomont]

you should see his dating video, guy is an insufferable tard; hence why he cant get a gf

[@SuperiorDefense]

I’m not a fan of being mean to Kurt, dudes dealt with major depression and has attempted to leave the world on his terms at one point. Doesn’t really have family or anything. So kind of like Ralph but not a drug addict weirdo

[@cs1458]

Imagine even having a follicle test ordered for your kids to begin with.

[@croysk]

This. A hundred times, this. The fucking state of these people.

[@ladyace5446]

I would. If goverenment had a test.claiming my YOUNG YOUNG kid tested positive!!! But if my test also showed my kid had drugs in their system BUT I WAS AN ADDICT ummm no. My test would never see the light of day cuz I would know the high probability of that test being positive.

[@stacyfit32]

Is ppp going to slide down the chimney tonight?

[@Do_It_Now_XD]

If he can fit.

[@mariokarter13]

Nick's PPP is sliding down the Balldo tonight.

[@eiatos]

he's not getting up there buddy

[@Sonofmario627]

Not a slide as much as it'll be a drop.

[@kevt4315]

Only if there's something to eat

[@theotherserge]

I work in construction and the drywall cope is fücking hilariously lame! He’s drunk-skimming hot mud at 2am?! 😂🎉

[@Zaspor]

Nick needs to use that "mass psychosis" defense that Mamma Max did a while back

[@LukeHimself]

30:00 *"it's the cops who are on cocaine! Everybody else in the legal system is high on cocaine, not me!* - in the Ralph Voice 🤣

[@sarcofaygo6218]

If you want to know the truth about it!!

[@RardTangler]

*Whuddya thinka bout that, aylawg?*

[@marianofernandez6470]

*NOOOT MEEEEEE!!!1* BISH

[@marianofernandez6470]

"As a matter of fact, cocaine is tax free! TAX FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE! BISH!"

[@kylekeller1206]

Here ye here ye on the Eve of Christmas the Casino has blessed us with the most holy of segments

[@mavisbeacon6770]

"It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic. Oh, what the heck I'll laugh anyway, AHAHAHAHAHA!"

[@finnmarr-heenan2397]

Batman beyond ?

[@LesCritiquesduMaSQuE]

Barnes is in his cool hat arc

[@SneedBass]

All I want for Kinomass is Rekieta FELTED.

[@jonathanhoffmansanchez2723]

Children can barely access weed. No one would sell coke to a child

[@FringeSpectre]

Lol you are so wrong it hurts. Drug dealers dont care if it's kids or not buying drugs. Before legalization when I was a kid it was easier for me to get marijuana than it was to get alcohol, because drug dealers don't care. If it's harder to get weed these days it's because it's legal and regulated where they live.

[@Ancientreapers]

2:16 Kurt has a dermatology issue. He gets outbreaks. Edit: 9:03 That's it eczema I couldn't think of it before which one it was. He uses lotions and ointments hence the shiny skin at times. Another Edit: 28:20 Nick had every chance to independently do the testing himself for his kid and himself to disprove the State's testing. He didn't. He refused coming up with some lame arse excuse about the only lab near is the one the State uses. He still could have found another lab further away. Testing the testers as a cope? Now I've heard everything.

[@stathamspeacoat]

The funny thing is before he got popped, he would've been remorseless towards someone in his current position. The trad dad falls and tries to dress it up like he's the Christmas tree.

[@Grandmastergav86]

Rackets cope "Everyday is a White Christmas" or something

[@SearedBite]

probably 20% of drug tests done on kids comes back positive, so nick thinks that means 20% of kids are on drugs, when it means they test kids that are probably on drugs

[@josecarbonell1984]

Definitely an observation bias. I never got tested for drugs as a kid. Probably because my parents weren’t caught with an ounce of blow

[@Do_It_Now_XD]

Flaked earning his Christmas bonus by putting out quality clips.

[@Mr.Batsu12]

Mundane Matt has a better chance to recover his YT career than Rekieta does. Rekieta abused his children, there is really no visible road to redemption after that.

[@Sketchy_2]

Yeah Matt's a good father to his kid so that already puts him miles ahead of rekieta

[@georgeralph472]

@@Sketchy_2*to his wife’s kids

[@crispybatman480]

48 seconds ago? Let's go, early Kinomas present! Felted, etc.

[@CarlyhallDanFan]

Kismas? Kinoel?

[@weasellylittleliardude]

The drip has been peak since Kinoween. Sheeeeesh!

[@GeoffByrdMusic]

The Fatty Kruger bit was funny AF.

[@RitsuCurisu]

I think Nick's point is even dumber than you thought. I think he imagines that the testers walk over to the 'crime scene' wearing a hazmat suit completely covered in drug particulate from all the other crime scenes they investigated that same day.

[@gearhead6042]

"IT DOESN'T MATTER SHAUUUUN!!!!" he screamed to an empty chair.

[@pinkxeno]

junkies gonna junkie. rekieta's gonna drink himself to death or OD by mistake and still be convinced he doesn't have a problem. those poor kids, man.

[@iamthelaw9369]

Nick is beyond junkies junking tho. I’d bet 80% of junkies are more coherent, humble and responsible than he is.

[@PaperBanjo64]

​@@iamthelaw9369Nick is nepo baby with a bunch of money to fall back...he never has to get his shit together because his rich parents will just bail him out.

[@6vitamin]

Was it Camelot that said Rickety Cricket made a dorky-ass presentation about the wonders of cocaine? The 44yr old man living out his rebellious teen years, cause he was such a dork, discovered MINNESOTA stepped-on “coke” (read: actually meth) and made a whole powerpoint that he forced Camelot to endure (while high on cocaethylene, no doubt). And eluded to how it’d be great for his 9-yr olds adhd….

[@OGDonald_Duck89]

It was the toe who told that story I believe.

[@antonioreconquistador]

Thought it was aaron

[@h.b.theminimalist489]

Every time I see uncivil law, I always remember that video that he made and sent to a television station trying to get a date and he said he's happy to date minors as long as they're in the same state as him. Literally publicly asking for a minor to date him.

[@PaperBanjo64]

Nick said this!? What a perv! But what's to be expected from a lolcow!?

[@NotSarahLee358]

Omg where's that video??! 😲😲🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[@Detroittruckdoctor55]

I've been sober almost 4 days, and besides the shitting and sore back, I'm mentally in a better place.

[@xavierkazoo1619]

Keep going Bro, sobriety is the key

[@RxYouth]

Great job, keep felting those drugs and/or alcohol!

[@ColinMor-fj3qc]

keep it up broski

[@scarletsletter4466]

Good luck & God bless! ❤

[@Detroittruckdoctor55]

It feels like I'm fighting evil

[@Deezlrow]

Working through Christmas. We appreciate you, bud

[@redbarron90]

I CANNOT wait for the next Rekieta Segment! Happy Foreclosure, everyone!

[@Slop_Dogg]

Rekeita's downfall has been so bad that even The Adam Friedland Show acknowledged him. He's with the Trumpet Man now.

[@kalasmournrex1470]

If you hair follicle test all kids in America, what percentage will test positive for the exact same illegal substance their dad gets caught with an ounce of?

[@TheAutistWhisperer]

He really is incapable of taking any responsibility.

[@debtfreesolution2101]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the copiverse...

[@ryobibattery]

OmniFELTED

[@CatalinaFOIA]

Nick Rekieta's home is in foreclosure in Kandiyohi County... Spicer,MN. This would be the MAIN home, not the spray tanned shower secondary home. Can't wait to see the next Kino stream 😳 The foreclosure is listed in The West Central Tribune (Willmar's Newspaper).

[@timhadaway-m7z]

At this point I just want him in jail so we don’t have to listen to his crap anymore lol

[@LeftCross_]

What an unbelievably slimy argument. Everyone knows kids are over prescribed medications, to lump your nonsense in to try and conflate that with tests being unreliable is ridiculous. He's never going to jail but, I'd love for him to have to hold a real job while he is on probation. That's the worst punishment a guy like him could have.

[@SnackCakes]

I unironically like Kurt. 47:36 His son is just a good liar like his father. He's learning how to trick people into thinking he's intelligent.

[@jakobs.family.computer]

Thx guys. I really mean it. PPP and Warski, if you guys can remember watching your favorite shit and when there was nothing else worth watching. You guys are one of those for me, and I just really wanted to say Thankyou

[@thedragonchaser]

Copeamania is running wild!

[@Queenkam796]

A Christmas feltining! Kino is too good to us!

[@Wandering_Chemist]

Yall are 10 days behind on clips…DO BETTER gents. Now enjoy your Kinomas!

[@SHARON.I]

Uncivilized law died. They're way behind

[@a-damthemansixtynan4463]

Lawtube looks like a Goonies villain.

[@kevins3525]

THE REKEITA SEGMENT TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT

[@FittedSheet2000]

MERRY KINOMAS

[@6vitamin]

You’d think someone wouldve noticed the 20% of all kids tested, testing positive. Weird how parents arent jailed with a “1in7 rate”. Has no one ever mentioned that we have a child drug epidemic? Where children are doing drugs at several times the rate of adults?

[@Thurmanatr16]

Another Kinomas miracle.

[@berniekatzroy]

Miracle on Ralph ave.

[@James-sir]

It was a hair test I thought and that’s metabolized

[@The_child-catcher]

Yes. The particular test they gave her specifically tests for long term usage, meaning this 9 year old has been given coke on a regular basis.

[@NotSarahLee358]

​@@The_child-catcher WTF. Like in what scenario?! I can't imagine a scenario where a 9 year old ingests c0caiñe without snorting it....

[@username9175]

Its over. The casino's been felted, the Ralphamale won

[@RachaelHume-ok5cw]

PPP is too funny, so quick-witted.

[@ffs6158]

I've never once tested positive for something I never took over my life and I've had to take many drug tests for many reasons, from employment, to ER visits, to requirements for getting pain medicine from the county. What a dumb lie, Nick.

[@Do_It_Now_XD]

Andy and PPP need to do black face for 7 days of Kino-wanza.

[@aleece9238]

Why did PPP pronounce eczema like that?! Eggs zema

[@antonioreconquistador]

Canadians

[@Above-averagejoe]

I'm dreaming of a White Christmas.

[@justinhancock235]

So was Nick Rakets

[@ujustgotpwned2008]

But dandruff IS skin-flakes, no?

[@Jim7861]

Wow... the fact that dude thought the 1 in 5 stat made him look good is hilarious. Yes I'm sure 1 in 5 parents are shitbirds but i wouldnt want to me counted in that statistic

[@CarolDuranttheFatBlackSinger]

Merry Christmas to my favorite Canadians!

[@qntkka]

I realize that Nick is only human, but the stuffed animal abuse is a bridge too far!

[@krissuyx]

Nick expects us to believe that he locks himself and Kayla away like Quasimodo whenever he uses any substances... There's no other possible way for his kids to NEVER see him under influence.

[@ZiggyMandarr]

Nick says his kids have never seen him drunk. How can we forget the stream where he got so trashed he went to puke and passed out in the bathroom. So one of the kids had to go get Kayla to get Drex to end the show but he just did a 4 hour show with Ty Beard instead. And this was BEFORE Hedonism and Nick going completely off the rails

[@XxGlaciersOfIcexX]

Nick wasn't ready for all the money that came his way. isn't he on video buying the bar shots and calling his money monopoly money

[@LawNerd24]

He decided he wanted to be Johnny Depp. A younger woman, tons of coke, alcohol.

[@alecackling189]

Merry Feltmas to all, and to all a good Feltmas night.

[@ATStormRider]

Citation needed! Citation needed! Citation needed! Citation needed!

[@buffalo11919]

He looks like Ethan Ralph

[@BigIndividual]

Fast forward to 12/31/24: REKEITAS HOUSE IS BEING FORECLOSED. HIS LICENSE TO PRACTICE LAW HAS BEEN UNAUTHORIZED. ITS NEVER BEEN THIS OVER FOR BALLDO THE TWO TIME LOLCOW OF THE YEAR CHAMPION.

[@spike.strat1318]

Nick come back? He burned too many bridges, bad dad, boring streams, apparently a bad very inexperienced lawyer. His legal proclamations are usually incorrect. He’s cooked. should have saved his money from the big streams. He always has the trust fund.

[@RD210]

It's a Festivus Miracle! 🎄

[@davidbolin8195]

Merry Feltmas one and all 🎉🎄💕

[@furioni333]

As the snow outside is melting and rekieta is a felting since we got no place to gooo let it felt let it felt let it feeeelt

[@FittedSheet2000]

9:47 SUFFAH NANCY

[@Lando00100]

Nick definitely is coping. But mobile drug test have been known to pop false positives a lot. That's only something that a cop might have on him not a lab test lol.

[@pinkerdroit]

The House Always wins 🎶🎅🎶 Ho Ho Ho Kinomas Miracle

[@PotatoJ03]

9:51 Alice ASMR

[@vimerveilles]

I don't understand why these kids can't cook. I was cooking meals at nine or ten. Nit teaching them how to clean or feed themselves is neglect.

[@RardTangler]

Was it dandruff? Cocaine? Or was it the elusive White Christmas in Texas miracle? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

[@RaulDuke-b1j]

Based on the way he speaks, I always assumed that Kurt was into dudes.

[@jonnystoffel]

Kurt strikes me as ‘high functioning on the spectrum’, which doesn’t negate your idea.

[@Pink.andahalf]

It's more like Chris Chan's Love Quest than he would ever admit.

[@mutestingray]

I think the drugs brought out all of the negative and destructive qualities of Nick that he was able to control when he was the “trad dad”. But I never even knew his backstory before the Depp stuff. When I encountered him, he seemed like a know-it-all who was a little too open with his sex life. Then it went down hill from there

[@CatalinaFOIA]

Awesome Upload 🎄❤️🙌🏻🐐 Merry Feltmas! ❄️ May your Christmas be merry and SNOW WHITE ❄️

[@oldmanjones552]

Alcohol and nicotine are controlled. Doesn't make columbien soft drink ok for kids.

[@fowchiiiliedpuppiesdied]

This is a Christmas miracle. Thanks guys, for the clip😊

[@kalgore4906]

Merry Christmas bros and remember the house always wins!!

[@jonathanshirley4366]

I swear to god if you guys start covering Patrick S Tomlinson I will actually lose my mind. There is so much to talk about Fatrick you don't even know half of it.

[@chimeraaaaa_]

PPP you aren't quite correct. He fed one of his children, just with bolivian marching powder instead of food

[@deutschchad1399]

PPTree

[@Disjsbhc]

Merry Christmas guys 🎄love you ❤

[@MimiRAM0NE]

Kurt is Dark Man maxxing.

[@Ghostballz420]

FELTED! TITLED! TABLED!

[@gauloise6442]

What happened to Kinomas?

[@The_Expert]

Nick streamed at midnight. He didn't do trials.

[@kevt4315]

Nice that Ashton managed to stop eating for long enough to make a video

[@johnk.7523]

Does anyone think Nick will learn?

[@radhawolf4649]

On one hand: Dude is 44.. I think we are waaay past the learning stage. Although, jail CAN teach a man A LOT, so maybe not all is lost after all. You actually need to WANT to learn something, in order to learn anything. That part maybe missing in Nicky's tale

[@MisterN1]

There is a giant meltdown WhatIfAltHist is having and the Kino Casino is closed. It's literally the greatest speed run of lolcow status in recent memory. Karl Jobst is going to do a video on it.

[@PaperBanjo64]

I've not watched WhatIfAltHist...how is that channel a lolcow?

[@MisterN1]

​@@PaperBanjo64 Whoa buddy. You're in for a treat. Go search the whole 3 part series. Dude talks about being channeled through by Odin and talks about the most schizoid related crap ever. He has a breakdown about being bullied as well and talks about how he's a God basically. He boofed some ayahuasca and thinks he's the chosen one now. Kiwi Farms is having a field day on that turbo dweeb.

[@PaperBanjo64]

@MisterN1 oh my sounds entertaining! And I just joined Kiwi Farms and have already been initiated 😂🤣

[@PaperBanjo64]

@MisterN1 looked up the Kiwi Farms and I've only scratched the surface...what channel are these videos on? Sounds like must watch lolcowry!

[@MisterN1]

​@@PaperBanjo64 It's super hard to get a good compilation of every single insane thing he said. I would start with What Why How's video and then move over to any archived footage. A lot of it is getting scrubbed but it's super juicy but prepare yourself for giga cringe. He literally starts crying about how he's a god killer and people online are mean to him.

[@BuilderLee72]

Merry Christmas to all y'all!!! Great clip, loved it

[@HackverseGodfather]

Listen to this.i think Nick's end game,is to blame the drugs on his daughter and say it was possibly hers???? And that's why he's saying this cope thing with kids testing positive is normal. he's lost it and grasping at anything he can to get away it😂😂😂 sick f

[@MrBillkaz]

I love the modified beavis and butthead voice ppp does