"That's a Stick" | Rhino Sex | I LOVE YOU | Critical Role C2E58 Highlight

[@EnderLord007]

“I mean we’re adventurers, but not sexual adventurers” *Taliesin laughs his ass off*

[@willnelson9906]

i have never wanted more for molly to be alive and with them then in that scene

[@AnimeWolf5193]

"Well..." XD

[@xandan1668]

@@willnelson9906 111....

[@theredpanda3709]

"Is that a halfling, with a goblin? Kinky."

[@benjoe1993]

Marisha with the quick "yes, and..." on Nott saying "That's a stick!" was a great improv moment there!

[@liaminator4950]

Right?? Im always impressed by that

[@ihaveaplan.ijustneedmoney.9777]

I just love how everyone in that table just goes with whatever bullshit their friends throw at them~ x)

[@hcdhcdhcd41]

It‘s „oh fuck“ not „yes, and …“

[@deffdefying4803]

@@hcdhcdhcd41 “Yes, and” is another way of saying improv, since the number one rule for improv is to avoid saying “no” at all costs, and instead build upon someone’s remark by saying “yes, and also this other thing”, even if their remark would normally be answered with “no”. It keeps the scene flowing, and also can lead to the best derailments.

[@hcdhcdhcd41]

@@deffdefying4803 Huh, TIL. Thanks for educating me.

[@masterofthetear8138]

"It's my husband! *Give him your weasel!"*

[@miam9989]

Entitled white mom at its best XD

[@ryansullivan7349]

@@miam9989 entitled Green mom

[@jaredphillips129]

I think the best part is that it was Sam saying it to Laura fucking Bailey

[@anthonysunseri1865]

Coming back to this after the last episode makes this sentence a whole lot weirder.

[@gearsofwar4061]

"ooooh you got a chemist" Matt's sarcasm is a blessing

[@Shigofumi7163]

I think my favorite part of the medal thing is when Beau pulls out a stick, realises it's a stick, and keeps it

[@AlexPerez-tt9ru]

I just realized that too lol. She puts it back

[@BonelessReed]

Never under estimate the strategic value of a stick

[@christofferhougaard]

@@BonelessReed Agree. That stick can save lives. And help with leveling up.

[@nicolasachille4371]

@@christofferhougaard to quote Lucifer from supernatural its not the size of the stick its how use it.

[@princessblazena]

@@nicolasachille4371 Aww, I miss Lucy 😊😊

[@Dakuu75]

"let's break." **7 consecutive claps** lol

[@Orlkov]

So no one told you life was gonna be this way

[@LoryK98]

More like 6 and then Caleb

[@alexboyer6691]

After reviewing the footage at 0.25x speed I have concluded that talestian somehow made no noise, Ashley barely clapped at all, and then there's Liam. So in conclusion, if you repetedy watched the clip you will only hear 4 claps before Liam. To test my findings for yourself here is the timestamp 1:05

[@YouPear3]

The horribly horribly synchronized claps is the best best shit to me! It’s so perfect and hilarious! Perfectly represents how chaotic the group is 1:04

[@unrealcreature]

But it's like dominoes

[@thatonedmguy1586]

Nobody told me life was gonna be this waaaeee:

[@nyxus_s]

Thatone DMGuy perfect

[@PureGoldNeverCorrodes]

Thatone DMGuy 1:05

[@tobias_tboy]

Travis was the third clap in that

[@thegreatbrambo1403]

"My husband is lonely. Now give him your weasel"

[@ayokekw]

*Nuggets poofs away* Yeza: :( *Nugget comes back* Yeza: :D

[@taranoreilly5101]

This is literally one of the cutest things that's ever happened on stream 😍

[@itilosi9929]

its settled. nott is the mum of the mighty nein

[@timpind.8237]

Itilosi99 *Quite literally*

[@thefracturedbutwhole5475]

She is the only mother in the group

[@itilosi9929]

@@thefracturedbutwhole5475 shes also the mum friend

[@petersenior5432]

And also the oldest? She is a halfling, with a small child. I think she's at least older than everyone but Cad

[@scottrauch1261]

Most members of the M9 have save another member at one point or another.

[@flamingkitten1]

Sam's little nod at kinky gets me

[@hiddendruid]

get this comment to 69 likes

[@teakonorth4393]

I love them because their improv game is SO STRONG. "That's a stick." "Oh fuck-" Glorious.

[@samanthasmith8652]

I love Liam's soft "oh" of realization b4 clapping way too late XD

[@makaylakraus1897]

Definitely an in-character moment

[@DarkBringerGarek]

Order of claps: Sam, Marisha, Travis, Laura, Talesin, Ashley, Liam

[@AmblingAl]

And considering Travis was the one who said "Break!", his being third to clap tells you all you need to know about his reflexes.

[@alexboyer6691]

Interesting that the people who had the highest DEX characters were the ones to go before the one who said break

[@Kazatron10000]

Nott being like “I’ll protect you baby” was so sweet

[@eggb34n]

YEZZA . AND . VETH . = . PRECIOUS SWEET MARRIED COUPLE WHO STILL ARE KIND OF FLUSTERED AT THE FACT THAT THEY ARE A THING

[@SeeSpotDance]

“So no one told you life was gunna be thi-BREAK *👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 *”

[@devinward461]

S tier comment

[@newsance2u]

Talisens "Im not ok over here" is such a mood for the entire series

[@AntonoirJacques]

I love Taliesin but he hasn't seemed comfortable this entire season

[@newsance2u]

@@AntonoirJacques what makes you say so cause if he wasn't comfortable playing he would leave and watching this campaign so far he hasn't seemed crossed at anything.

[@AntonoirJacques]

@@newsance2u I believe after Molly died, he kind of fell into Caduceus. The 20 or some episodes after that, he questioned himself about everything and wasn't in the flow of the game. Caduceus is a great character, but I don't think he's as good as Percy or Molly. Taliesin just doesn't seem the happy self he is like when he was absorbed into the characters of Percy or Molly. And this is a multimillion pound company he pretty much is one of the main actors for with his friends. I don't think Taliesin is the kind of guy to walk away from that.

[@newsance2u]

@@AntonoirJacques All good points but Caduceus is much different from Molly and Percy the thing the last two share is spotlight with both Molly loving to interact with the people of the world and Percy being a noble so he can read people and talk well with them. Caduceus is a hermit he grew up in a graveyard as the middle-child of a small family that lived far away from any town so Taliesan is constantly at war with himself most likely of what would Caduceus do cause as he has said in a talks after we first meet him "This characters personality is the farthest from my own so its gonna be a fun and interesting experience".

[@AntonoirJacques]

@@newsance2u I can understand that. Cynically, I think they killed off Molly deliberately. Molly had too much of that 'goofy' season 1 energy, whereas I think they wanted to go for more a gritty and real second season. Don't get me wrong, Jester and Nott can be hilarious but Molly seemingly was too flamboyant and possibly took up too much of the limelight and they wanted to spread it around a bit. I think Caduceus is more in line with this kind of thinking. But like I said, that's more the cynical way of looking at it.

[@NeonBlitz_]

I forgot how violently Sam said "I love you" and I laughed nearly causing me to spit my drink out.

[@888pil]

i love that Cad, Yasha and Caleb all say Beau doesn't smell, so in character and probably means Beau needs a bath haha

[@mattprater5096]

Marisha nailing some Yes, And.

[@mordirit8727]

I love this so much about this group; I wish my players yes, anded that well, usually if a player tries something like that the other would go "of course not, I pull out the real stick ¬¬"; shame, cause it makes for some great moments like this

[@themocaw]

If you look, the way she has her hand up when she's miming holding the badge looks less like she's holding a badge and more like she's holding a stick. Which is why Sam started the bit.

[@raphaelm810]

themocaw Bit of a late reply but I think she’s holding the string because the Bright queen’s medallion is a necklace, hence why it looks like she’s holding a stick

[@FrumpybutSuperSmart]

Marisha's "yes and" on that stick comment was fire.

[@GZilla311]

Caer Ibormeith Agreed.

[@qlipothian]

Nott is a lucky woman.

[@theasinclaire52]

Yeza doesn't NEED that Rhino potion.

[@christofferhougaard]

I think he does. He doesn't strike me as the... Positive constitution modifier halfling. But. Who knows (other than Veth)?

[@alexboyer6691]

@@christofferhougaard well he should count as a commoner, so he would probably have a 10 in CON Unless he finally reveals that he is secretly a Goliath, than he would have 12 CON

[@christofferhougaard]

@@alexboyer6691 Hahaha. Yeah I think he's 5e commoner. I usually tend to give commoners 8-10 in stats. Maybe he's a stout halfling, then he'd have 11 con!!

[@thefracturedbutwhole5475]

@@christofferhougaard he is a skilled chemist, there is no way he hasn't tested questionable substances on himself, I think he would have at least +1 or +2 constitution.

[@christofferhougaard]

@@thefracturedbutwhole5475 I don't think he's brave enough. I know he's a halfling, but still... Yeza? Mmmmm I doubt it. :P

[@JollinDew]

I can't wait for that point in a year or two when we eventually get a one-shot with sprinkle and nugget

[@carloscanales6654]

The professor will be the big bad in those one shots

[@christofferhougaard]

Sprinkle ends up being CE. Professor ends up being NE. And Nugget, Nugget will always be LG.

[@SkepticalCaveman]

@@christofferhougaard Nugget is more Chaotic good, blinking away all the time.

[@christofferhougaard]

@@SkepticalCaveman probably yeah. They use to be CG. But 5e is weird sometimes xD.

[@DauntlessProductionz]

Good news!

[@The_King_of_Chefs]

It's my husband! He's LONELY! GIVE 'IM YOUR WEASEL!

[@ghost_bunny34]

So no one told you life was gonna be this way 1:05

[@xXULTRAXx1000]

Well hell, thats too good 😂

[@CoLoJePa]

Liam ruined it. Too good.

[@virginiamooney4105]

Best CR shopkeeper NPCs 1) The Black Powder Salesman 2) This Guy

[@GZilla311]

Thej Yhome 4) Pumat Sol 5) Pumat Sol 6) Pumat Sol

[@sailorsaturn1060]

I sense a significant lack of the most glorious Gilmore

[@nerneea]

@@sailorsaturn1060 He is more than a shopkeeper

[@sailorsaturn1060]

@@nerneea Fair enough!

[@blakelowe1300]

Suva of Suva's Secrets.

[@TiaraBenvenutti]

Are we not gonna comment on Laura’s fucking ADORABLE pout when Nott yells “He’s my husband!”? Because I rewatched that bit like 5 times lmao

[@xqual1210]

Nott was so cute at the start 😭

[@virginiamooney4105]

Bless Caduceus and his 9 intelligence

[@GZilla311]

Virginia Mooney Nein?

[@bmiranda58]

Gotta love all the smellier side of the M9 jumping to Beau's defense

[@thegreenassassin553]

Le-vel-nine, le-vel-nine, LE-VEL-NINE, LE-

[@JasperForge]

Level Nein!

[@christofferhougaard]

Level 11?

[@wildquakeofsrg6147]

Talisan cackling rejuvenates me.

[@abraxesprime7832]

After he reached out to the dog and it vanished, his oh... was the saddest thing I ever saw

[@slash7112]

1:54 - now i have this image of a couple wanting to save some coin and buying only one potion of rhino sex and it all goes wrong hahaha

[@cryptidtwink7952]

I would die for Yeza.

[@khadijahdanielian3918]

So would Veth

[@BriannaZumbro]

I probably just woke up my entire family with the screech I let out at "It's my husband, he's lonely! Give him your weasel!" XD

[@hidden257]

K I N K Y

[@jjj7790]

He said it exactly like that, too.

[@Swashbuckler]

"BLUE LADY!"

[@theredpanda3709]

2:51 I died at his face.

[@thackeryscroggins9947]

2:58 I prefer this one 😂

[@theredpanda3709]

@@thackeryscroggins9947 both are pretty good

[@thackeryscroggins9947]

The RedPanda indeed lol

[@The_Lag_Monster]

Yasha, caleb and Cadeuces telling Beau she doesn't stink was hilarious lol

[@heidibermudez2072]

"HOW IS HE SO CUTE AND RESPECTFUL" me @ yeza

[@frankproductions14]

Am I the only one that sat here trying to figure out the order they clapped for like 5 minutes?

[@christofferhougaard]

No other people did it as well. So you're not alone! :D

[@GamzeenMakara]

I love their improv, it’s always amazing

[@thebishopofme]

"Readyyyyyyyy, break!" *random claps* such a gotdayum D&D thing to happen

[@disastermollymauk289]

I love it that nott was in total mom mode

[@PChamileon97]

the whole thing with Turmin left me in TEARS.

[@ShesAaRebel]

*SPOILER EPISODE 136* Seeing this just made me realize that by Jester leaving Sprinkle with Yeza, she was actually leaving The Traveler with him as well for protection. This was probably pretty important, since they were still staying at The Dim's Inn at the time, and halflings aren't the normal type of race you would see in Rosohna. No one realized at the time what was happening, and it's wild that it was suggested by a party member as well, since Matt was still the only one who knew about this secret. I wonder if he took that into consideration for when the party returned, and Yeza was perfectly fine.

[@skateywatey]

nott and fjord are moms hahahaha

[@randomguy6679]

Now that's what I'd like to call improv

[@christofferhougaard]

3:47 Marisha's face. So many things you could attach to that.

[@imjustapoorwayfaringgeek]

she's looking at matt... am i wrong?

[@SweetBitterTruth]

Honestly I think this was the funniest episode, it brought me so much joy 🤣

[@Bromid261]

these transitions are everything

[@MLDeS100]

I was really hoping you'd put in Fjord's BDE moment but this was still good.

[@nonebusiness7723]

Hose Clamp his what?

[@MLDeS100]

@@nonebusiness7723 the intimidation part.

[@cactuspham4322]

@@nonebusiness7723 Big Dick Energy

[@C_Bat]

Caleb the M9 style influencer - Jester and Beau are not showejring much

[@alexboyer6691]

*infjluencer

[@sandeman1776]

*stjyle

[@Blulious]

jsdfhdjfs i thought you were gonna add jester saying "IT'S HOME!! The word i used is "home"" at the end

[@TheDuckdodgers24]

By the time they get back to X-Horhaus that's gonna be one tricky weasel..,and hopefully he made like 100 healing poitions

[@jpmcb1394]

How was everyone off by such a perfect amount of time for the break clapping 😂

[@Emmett--Draws]

Ahhh love this 'yes and'-ing to the max

[@ForeverWog]

I love that Matt’s Potions Dealer has the feeling of the Scottish junkie merch dealer from RocknRolla.

[@Ζήνων-ζ1ι]

It's my husband! He's lonely! Give him your weasel!

[@dairycream5]

4:54 oh...

[@caliharris898]

Alternatively - 6:49 “oh...”

[@Bearded18Dragon]

That break clap was... interesting. So no one told you life was going to "break" this way?

[@drakeunderscoremason]

And then he never saw Yasha again

[@Chroma710]

So this is where they got the "sex potions"

[@katie2893]

you're going to a better place sprinkle. literally. like you'll probably get fed now

[@Krolshi]

I’m only on ep27 but wow do I have a lot to look forward to (needed something to boost my mood 😔👌)

[@christofferhougaard]

Oh you're in for a real treat!!

[@nicolasrodriguesdossantos1881]

2:20 Ihave no idea of what Yeza replied to Nott because I'm not an native English speaker

[@ren8077]

'It's petal tonic, it's water' I think(not native English speaker and trouble hearing here lol)

[@Envy_Dragon]

"It's a petal tonic. It's water."

[@allicat994]

something like "it's petal tonic, it's water".

[@Jamiedunford74]

All three of these responses are correct

[@skateywatey]

ok yeah so native english speaker here- wtf does petal tonic mean? :')

[@mowrt620]

This is a loaded video title

[@christofferhougaard]

Yes! Think about someone who just watched the first episode and sees the title of this video.

[@jjtt4941]

The childrens music while they gather up the giant magic killer cats....just yes.

[@tacticool_weeb8450]

Nott being such a mom” do u have ur jacket( condom)”

[@Master_WannaBe_]

How could you leave out Fjord destroying Foreman Boto? That was such a great moment for him.

[@shapi5066]

Sam is fucking amazing

[@TaakosGoodOutHere]

"Keenkkyy"

[@dorian4404]

Ready ?................................ BREAK! 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

[@sonja_jade]

I always find myself saying "Fucking goblins!" these days lol

[@balijosu]

If "GIVE HIM YOUR WEASEL" isn't in the series, ima revolt.

[@JustinSIsTank]

3:30 Prequel to Fearne right there.

[@katherinelikesstuff]

ngl that's a stick is literally the thing I want in the m9 series more than anything

[@nailceox3500]

1:06 is way funnier in .25 speed. Matt reminds me of flash from Zootopia

[@emilialavil2618]

So no one told ya life was gonna be this wayyyyy 1:05

[@scepta101]

34 people wish they had the drive of a rhinoceros

[@MoldyOog]

It's just peddle water... We don't need to know that...

[@mayaenglish5424]

Petal lol like from flowers!

[@jordanpappin6965]

What the absolute FUCK was the face and voice at 4:54?

[@SaintDaisley]

.....did they ever use the rhino sex potions?

[@GZilla311]

0:31 Okay, I laughed.

[@alexspear2145]

Yes and...

[@chichiriz]

😂 these guys are super weridos ❤