i HATE wii canoeing

[@nicroveda]

A S S P A D D L E

[@shalekthewise]

Pine straw smells kinda good

[@FlaretheRedFox]

Why do you have a paddle in your ass?

[@watermelonbleach]

The reason paddling was so hard is because of the way your paddling think about doing it irl you keep the flat part of the paddle against the water to grt a big push. The way your doing it your turning the paddle downwards so the tip is whats pushing you.

[@makemaggaraaagd6820]

But Nicro, you need still get At least 2000 lvl but limit is 2500 so ur not done yet

[@vampbluesyyy]

*A S S P A D D L E*

[@Pickleeeee]

There’s a speedrun category called quack% where you get the ducks as fast as possible and use in-game timer (WR ~1: 52)

[@yelefunn3966]

Damn

[@benjaminhedegaard4127]

Damn

[@fuckrenato]

Damn

[@CleckBleck]

Damn

[@nathanieldenton6021]

Damn

[@hiimlunaaaa]

"i hate wii canoeing" how dare you say something so true, yet so...... yeah you're right

[@wjonahw2268]

When a comment gets tons of likes and no comments... Me: hmm let me promote my channel...

[@juink1116]

imo the further you go the more stupid the levels get (And the controls are stupid too)

[@ItsKgan]

Watching someone rage at a 10-year-old game with motion controls is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[@tomaspereira2787]

You haven't seen poofessure then

[@arkesh110]

*Poofesure has entered the chat*

[@moothechicken8904]

Poofessure lol. :)

[@sinceresoninja6243]

Poofesure

[@jameskleinfunnyguy]

came back to this game this year still rage worthy :)

[@Dannyboy-zc2ln]

I never saw Nicro getting this frustrated of a Wii Sports Resort game

[@waffleuser]

I think he was not that frustrated this video when i see him on other videos

[@AEGfritzman25]

I think canoeing was my least favorite thing to do

[@vlogginggabes3864]

Controls sucked

[@andreybolnykh7576]

​@@vlogginggabes3864 lack of speed. Bad physics

[@ajdhduhehduwjeiwjrh767]

I love his reaction to the ducks

[@TurtleER]

Same

[@LH_N0B0DY]

6:57 the game was being generous, look at the time, 0.0 seconds left and again at 8:37

[@PurpleNoodleFace]

I mean not really, itf you look at the distance he has right as it hits 0.0 he has past the required distance he needed

[@jensvanderborg3359]

Not really after he just hit 375 yd. He had to get it again

[@vincenzofranchelli2201]

And then the 499.96 undid any generosity

[@lilkittyluna]

12:54 *insert nicro not realizing he stopped the timer at exactly 0.0 seconds without the finish screen appearing* Dam (pun intended) thanks for 44 likes

[@matthewh8459]

Hehe dam

[@matthewh8459]

@Byte__ Gearcrank and

[@neonoir7549]

Its 69

[@Vindictator1972]

You know, if you held the wiimote like an actual paddle, Like you’re supposed to (redacted) hold it, you would be doing a pro gamer move.

[@calt7964]

Vindictator1972 That and he should be making deeper strokes. Not just jabbing the (redacted) water. For half the video he’s just stabbing it. Urgh.

[@NoahHalfSquid]

And he's trash at turning as well, has this man ever used a paddle in his life?

[@rainingwings449]

Idk much about the game (also I’m very late lel) but for turns could you do a backing stroke to turn without going forward?

[@raphaelcorpuz4038]

True, like in real life, you can also make the paddle touch the water to turn

[@woestijn_uil]

Watching this, I've clearly taken for granted the basic understanding of physics I had as a child... this was a favorite of mine.

[@bupgames8725]

Achievement: cut the red tape. Me: *its a canoe*

[@Coopdaloop22]

Actually its a kayak

[@MorganNye]

Cooper I’ve actually been kayaking before

[@Idunno1707]

@@MorganNye Same, and I can confirm that this is not kayaking.

[@mentalitybl]

To turn rapidly in a canoe keep the paddle steady and insert it deep into the water vertically on the side which you want to turn towards.

[@caderidley2309]

The only time he ever does this is when flailing the paddle around underwater on the wrong side trying to make it go back the other way

[@Joshuarox100]

13:52 so we back in the mine

[@IncorrectHB]

I used to love this one but I always just wanted to find the ducklings in practice mode

[@enya6506]

Hahahaha me too

[@Master_Rater]

These comments are so depressing...

[@Bradshawmen]

I started to see the essence of Poofesure in him

[@travispercent]

15:45 when you get to play 3 caps with nicro

[@codygaming181]

I like how its called canoeing, when its actually a kayak

[@aetarz]

Love how he says everything but the ducks swimming away whilst fully knowing what he said was wrong LUL

[@yipprin]

Me: your thumbnail is fake Nicro: my thumbnail is not fake Me: oh.. your thumbnail is not fake

[@ttoxic5782]

i would love to see a tas run of that lmao

[@Mia_SilverWings]

One day, I was over a a friends house and we played wii sports. We took two chairs and positioned ourselves as if we were actually sitting in a canoe. My friens was sitting at the front and I was at the back. Whenever she said 1, we were paddleing left, and when she said 2, right. Fun times.

[@maxyp]

you gotta pretend the remote is a canoe. you aren't following the remote through, you're just stabbing it in the water. that's why you're turning radius is so big and you are putting so much effort in

[@Haastuur]

if he did the two hand strat it wouldn’t been easier

[@Master_Rater]

I love it when he screams ASS PADDLE!

[@kitsinthewebs222]

14:30 I felt that

[@DoubleDeeYT]

This dude needs strats and a chat that might help him and know the game. All these videos and I'm like chat really watches him suffer. I guess that's why we're all here

[@thespearmeister2251]

Doing some swordplay after taking a bajillion ass paddles.

[@zwitie3455]

canoeing is actually easier irl than Wii Canoeing

[@RealitySurreal]

Couldn't you tilt the paddle to pry and turn sharper? I can't remember.

[@dirtyburrito4489]

If you drag your paddle, you turn to the side where the paddle is (for sharp turns)

[@ghwy2ybshzunwnbzhy2bsjizjj17]

Nicroveda is just the dad from the Diary of a Wimpy kid movies, and you can't convince me otherwise.

[@reTache4955]

He really sounds like Sheldon Cooper when he speaks in a high tone

[@mixon606]

Try it with 2 people it’s literally hell

[@yellowpepperon8435]

Ok so There’s a canoeing game on wii sports resorts? Ok Conway is lucky, I’m over here making babies and living a normal life with Abby

[@voidenterprises]

Beef Boss BEEF BOSS

[@Chrnan6710]

Hamburger Higher-Up

[@bigpenisparker9930]

Beef Boss I love you Beef Boss

[@young5370]

5 inch Willy do you really have a 5 inch Willy

[@Jo-Shmo8997]

I love watching him SCREAM at those poor ducks

[@TDSDyno]

I wish you could use 2 wii remotes one for each paddle it would be WAY better than this crap

[@lunoaims9731]

Or just the Wii Nunchucks or whatever

[@kataryn]

@@lunoaims9731 the nunchuk wouldn't have enough motion accuracy for paddling

[@vlogginggabes3864]

Honestly the only reason why I hated this game was the controls and I thought it was just me but turns out it's everyone

[@neeeeesh]

i wish poofesure would play this 😂

[@mozart5689]

This might be a little to late, but if you paddle backwards on the side you want to turn the direction of your canoe will turn very quickly

[@skull06]

This had me creasing after I remembered about this 2 years after

[@nomiyay]

Why did this make me buy Wii sports resort?

[@FlaretheRedFox]

I have never heard so many audio cuts in Nicro's videos.

[@daneplayshd2285]

Swimming with the fishies

[@sashamreow7270]

Nicro needs channel his inner Chad to be able to get all the stamps

[@bonnyes]

bro is so fun when nicro get salty

[@mvxyetti9262]

This guy doesn’t get enough credit for his work on this like damn bro 🥵🥵

[@codygaming181]

The paddle creates drag if its just sitting in the water btw

[@silksongreactions]

Duel is actually really easy. Just short swing and instant block. They have no time to attack. Of course not perfect and took me three tries against Matt but still works really really well

[@jackchristian2207]

Yeah I suck on this sport too

[@vlogginggabes3864]

Controls sucked

[@vlogginggabes3864]

What's your channel logo

[@jackchristian2207]

@@vlogginggabes3864 insert channel logo here

[@vlogginggabes3864]

@@jackchristian2207 no seriously I remember it's from a show or something like Xbox or something but I can't remember what

[@jackchristian2207]

@@vlogginggabes3864 umm OK its one of the Xbox default profile pics OK I didnt get what you meant when you said what's your channel logo

[@Lattrodon]

At 14:32 it said Goal even though he didn't hit 500???

[@Exhibitedmars]

Im late cause i found your channel recently but if u want to do a sharp turn just hold your paddle in the water to go the direction (if you do paddling again)

[@collinriley4585]

Anyone else wish there was a stamp playlist on his channel?

[@AlexanderMendoza-qh3vd]

Nicro is becoming more like poofesure

[@JTK506_]

I wanna be like Conway when I grow up 🥺

[@hyukki5756]

Isn't this kayaking?

[@derpyderp3560]

He's calling ducks fish

[@DanDCool]

10:01 -:vector in despicable me be like: 13:33 yeah definitely-

[@Andrux0821]

Dude, you can still paddle after the timer is up and cut the red tape after the timer, they give you like an extra 50 yards

[@andreybolnykh7576]

But it doesn't rip... 14:33

[@benhuffstetler3282]

5:34🐟😂😂😆 8:57 and 9:02 and 9:21🐟😂 and 9:48😂😂. Sometimes if you paddle on the left sometimes it just drifts you to the right and that's annoying

[@vjrobinson]

Try recalibrating your controller every 3 point basketball game (it's the meta)

[@FluffyVu]

how did nobody notice this was his 100th video

[@Xetaas]

Isn’t that a kayak?

[@johncenaplayingstarcraft9580]

alternative title: jewish boy man gets mad a fish and ducks

[@mysticalaces8623]

I wanna see Poofesure try this

[@Chocolatepenguin]

Thought you said you liked it on stream. :))

[@gamermike111]

15:59 hello bruhfunnyowo

[@xantrilla]

i love nicro so much, but i miss the old nicro. speedrun and play games chill type beat. now i cant help but feel like nicro is like subathon and i made *whatever 30k takes 3 months off with his money* and then comes back with a new subathon. like i understand people need money to live but back when nicro just played games for the entertainment, thats who i want to sub too forever and give money to indefinitely, i love nicro i watch all these videos all the time remembering when it was for fun and the money was a bonus

[@zooms7889]

I broke a wiimote doing this

[@jackwalker1705]

MY COMMENT MADE IT YESSSSS ILY NICRO 13:08

[@humanchickhicks3678]

I hate life yet I still do it

[@creeper3490]

Mario canoe wii

[@Colin902YT]

rage sports resort

[@coltinanderson]

14:34 This is beyond rigged

[@gnami580]

Well you clearly werent a boy scout

[@deadracoon9163]

thats why yo shoes raggedy

[@antothemanto77]

Has he done golf yet?

[@drevora2020]

Nicro how long have you played wii sports for and how did you get so good haha

[@arkesh110]

Imagine poofesure doing this

[@makemaggaraaagd6820]

Like MKW but no handling stat

[@milesrichardson7112]

Why didn't you use two hands?

[@edwardschneider7385]

This is why Rowed To Victory Is The Worst Minigame In Mario Party 8

[@bear9746]

I thought he was speaking Spanish in the beginning 💀

[@levislootgoblin117]

the name should be p.o.o.s paddle on one side

[@aidin5177]

Does no one know you can put the paddle into the water to turn. Like if you put the paddle into the water on the right and just leave it there, you do a sharp left turn

[@NoobGamer-46-i9d]

I know it seems so many others don’t though

[@ptmars9586]

Thanks lmao

[@arnoldinho.mp4]

*paddles on only one side* WHY AM I TURNING????????????????????

[@aidenswack7915]

Kayak*

[@ThatKeldeo]

grown man yells ass paddle at a tv screen

[@miles727]

canoeing is the worst wii sports resort sport

[@xdkadan7644]

You and smg4 uploaded at the same time so I tapped on the wrong video.

[@ChainArtsMotion]

Did you mean the right one?

[@AaqibMHassan]

bruh

[@ThatRaisinTho]

xd Kadan nobody asked

[@jakecartereditz9318]

xd Kadan ur 10 stfu

[@jxlisbeats7546]

FISH BOOST

[@aeonianalpha8956]

Am i the only one tripping about how it's a kayak not a canoe

[@theorangutan2339]

This is how many times he dropped f bombs

[@hannahduggan3599]

Why do you hate Wii Canoeing 💀? Me and my brothers love that game 🎮 and me and my youngest brother Jeremiah love the baby ducks and Mama Duck ❤. I remember when Jeremiah was very little 😀 and playing this game 🎮. Me: (sees a bunch of cute ducks 😍 on this game 🎮) Jeremiah, look 😍. Jeremiah: Aww! That's so cute 😍! It's baby ducks and Mama Duck. Me: The baby ducks are cute, right? Jeremiah: So cute. And Mama Duck is beautiful.

[@Master_Rater]

Man 100k I legit remember when he had 50k

[@MrIheartempanadas]

Yeahhh, would’ve helped if you held the remote correctly for this one...

[@FrmAfro]

I think he has asthma

[@future34andpast]

This sport is the second worst sport in the game. The first being power crusing

[@OneMindReezy]

Power cruising is incredibly easy

[@JaggedBird]

Well fuck this anyway! I’m sticking with kayaking; least it’s an easier version of this bullshit. It’s actually easier to do in real life than this game.

[@Link21998]

This game is not nearly as hard when you actually move the remote to your left and right instead of just randomly whacking it in front of you

[@shiizu0863]

Why don’t you use 2 hands to paddle side to side not in one spot so sometimes the wii censor gets confused Alright noob