Night City Strip Clubs Have Nothing on Quebec | Cyberpunk 2077 (7)

[@OgieSifter]

47:10 fun fact saburo is a survivor of a kamikaze maneuver from world war 2 he failed to sepuku at the military hospital back in toky after the bombs dropped. Instead of dying honorably he decided to live dishonorably for his new dream of japan's economy eating the united states. All of arasaka was founded with the objective to extend saburo's life to see this happen. He's a Japanese tehnco lich

[@danieln6613]

Kinda fitting that he's also played by a guy who voiced Zouken Matou, the closest thing to a lich in Fate/Zero

[@ascendedsleeper7820]

Considering how much better he looks in '77 compared to how desiccated his art was in 2020? It worked out pretty well, damn.

[@Biodeamon]

based. the truest revenge is to survive

[@seb24789]

Where's Gojira when you need him?

[@DTKloves8]

all that to get mogged by his nepo baby. Bro shoulda invested in a family that liked him.

[@seb24789]

Woolie stepping in front of a car and then missing said car hitting him (twice!) is now my second favorite Woolie moment. The first one is "These guys are background renders and will never come alive OH SHIT" from the Onimusha LP.

[@derdox6720]

him pulling up cctv footage for evidence and still not understanding that he was hit by a car was hilarious

[@jerQCote]

Fun fact, the horse in the arcade game running on its front legs is an Easter egg referencing a common glitch in the Witcher 3.

[@ReSF91]

I love him in the main menu just chilling in the roof while Geralt is like " How the f**k am I gonna get him down..." 😂

[@Migzilla93]

If woolie plays only one side quest this whole LP it HAS to be the Sinnerman quest line.

[@LudovicoEnjoyer]

Wholeheartedly agree. That quest had me fucked up for a whole week.

[@PanickedPike]

Absolutely not. That questline, with it's obtuse vehicle segment, will hard stall the LP. I'd rather Woolie do every single side-quest EXCEPT that one, tbh.

[@seb24789]

The Hunt? I wanna see their reaction to the cartoon....

[@Seeingeyepig]

For Rachel alone 😍

[@Animedingo]

​@@PanickedPike youre not wrong, its just shock porn.

[@Snake-x1t]

Woolie is never going to accept that he was, in fact, hit by a car. 🤣

[@Cyromantik]

Car drivers don't GAF in Night City.

[@OrcintheBasement]

@@Snake-x1t lol no it’s the games fault

[@Im_not_a_lesbian]

They straight up didn't program the traffic AI to deal with obstacles put in by the story.

[@mikesworld6064]

"I have a wife and we play Playstation together." -A true man.

[@FacelessVixen]

The prolonged camera on Judy.

[@Cyromantik]

Future Judy-stan in the making, love to see it.

[@FacelessVixen]

​@@Cyromantik We must guide Woolie to Pyramid Song.

[@TheTyper]

53:40 - So for those that missed Witcher 3 (don't blame you if you did, big game), you can expect the same incredible choreography/mocap work in that game as you see here, sometimes better honestly. CD Projekt ensured even side quests had really thought and well done motion capture. Evelyn, here, that hand twitching Woolie was talking about, wasn't a glitch. It's like Evelyn's restless, tired of talking to you, she's positioned at the door, ready to leave and stop with the questions on V's part.

[@Jank_Hill]

"Yeah, that is a ricochet." as the red text box blinks in the center of the screen.

[@chains4wcharlie]

this is going to be a 1000 episode series

[@baciu14]

Eh, up until the heist the game is real slow and a bunch of tutorials. i expect the pace to speed up in act 2

[@lweaver2988]

The pace will try to speed up sure. But woolie will become like a dog that doesn't want to be walked.

[@OrcintheBasement]

Reset the clock We have a Costco guys reference

[@vilruthless]

I thought I was safe here...

[@senopheria]

Feel the boom

[@GelatinPangolin]

glad to see woolie having some fun with the combat! When you start stealthing a room, get caught, and the music starts blasting as you begin to mow people down, its one of the most fun feelings in a game

[@hunterhoutstra3220]

Woolie: I want to go into the blades and reflex skill tree and be a really cool ninja like in The edge runners anime that'd be so sick Also Woolie: let me hack and stealth around despite having no points dedicated to those systems. Going to be a long one fellas. Prepare for 349 parts till the finale

[@Snake-x1t]

I do this with RPG's all the time lol. Stealth is always the path of least resistance, but then "OH SHIT LOOK AT THAT SWORD, I'M A SWORD GUY NOW"

[@ozzell]

Oh man, they are just about to meet Judy for the first time. Best girl of Night City.

[@gabemster]

Only by technicality, since Panam is a nomad

[@fillosof66689]

​@@gabemsterlet the waifu wars commence! ( I am team Kerry btw, can't beat the rockerboy wife)

[@beanmclean7959]

13:30 “Playing like that chica, you won’t even beat my score” Voolie 424 J4CKI3W 798

[@kozermax]

welcome to Environment Scanner 2077: Phantom Progress

[@Dylan-ii7io]

Had no idea that this mission could go so many ways.

[@Cyromantik]

5 or 6, I think. The nice thing about the game is any situation that can be walked into could also be jumped into, stealthed into, talked out of or never even entered and all targets slain if you techno-maged it and took over their security system.

[@Ragnorok64]

We're still early and in vertical slice territory. This was also the mission shown in previews. It's been tuned to the max.

[@nicholasevans5518]

Based on that title I am expecting supereyepatchwolf striper story.

[@coraert]

Pick one dialogue option Wasn't paying attention, picks it again Picks another dialogue option, pauses it to check something in stats Pauses it again to talk to Reggie for a bit "No time for sidequests"

[@Cyromantik]

Hint: you can be in stealth and explode gas cannisters, killing mobs without going into combat. You can ignite them by quickhack or by weapon hit. Throwing weapons will do it too, and they're quiet. Cameras can also be shot, disabled through tech skill (when close) and destroyed by thrown weapon. There are grenades that highlight enemies for marking and tracking, should you end up trading your cyberdeck for a Sandivistan or a Berserk.

[@Th4tOn36uy]

26:30 it aint night city if you dont get hit and run

[@TheLucidChiba]

Didn't actually know Meredith could die off screen, my two runs I've got her extended bit

[@sparxskywriter2589]

3 endings for that mission. Meredith wins, Anthony wins, or you and Jackie make it out without Militech. Not to mention how you interact with Brick and Royce determines other future events

[@hiddenInsight486]

They can now go see Meredith..... Where she ended up anyways ;)

[@mabiniss2]

It'd be funny if randomly tripping was a game mechanic that nets you -5 cool or -5 street cred.

[@7graywolf7]

I died laughing at the slowly noticing Judy. I think we know which romance path they are doing!

[@managarn8038]

They missed out on the militech lady pegging them already XD.

[@mp7950]

You're a fool if you think he's picking Judy over Panam

[@xXRedhoundXx]

@@mp7950 He cant pick Panam, he’s playing FemV

[@mp7950]

@@xXRedhoundXx That's the sound of my ass being blown out.

[@WordoftheElderGods]

River

[@ascendedsleeper7820]

Fun fact about Cyberpunk the Tabletop: The basic statistics that weren't included in 2077's mechanics are Empathy, Luck, Movement Allowance, and Attractiveness. Needless to say, Empathy would usually get tanked to 1 (from a higher number via Humanity Loss) unless you were playing a character who served as the team face. There is an illustration parodying this trend in one of the Interface magazines depicting a full-conversion borg protesting to an unimpressed woman "But baby, I have Seduction at +3!" as he holds forth a handful of interface cords. Edited for clarity 12/19

[@CrypticSquid1]

That's not true at all. Empathy would get pumped to the maximum, because it determined your humanity, which you needed more of to install more cyberware. So the play is to make the world's most compassionate person so you can gut their soul and turn them into a terminator. What gets dumped is attractiveness, since for some reason it has nothing to do with seducing people (that's under Empathy) and the skills it's used for instead are... Personal Grooming and Wardrobe and Style. Who cares how stanky you are or how bad your fit is when you have chainsaws for hands?

[@ascendedsleeper7820]

@@CrypticSquid1 Ah yeah, I meant to imply that it would get tanked to 1 *by* loading up on cyberware, but didn't care to elaborate on that point, mea culpa.

[@jacemoran1190]

You gonna do a fun table top fact on all these vids?

[@ascendedsleeper7820]

@@jacemoran1190 Until I run out of ideas for them at least

[@Astasdisciple06]

24:00 When you don't take out Brick, so that guy shows up at the end🗣

[@kingofbel6499]

Oh yea...I forgot Judy is lesbian, so I guess thats one advantage of playing a female character. I actually only found out I couldnt romance her pretty far into the game, but luckily I liked Panam more anyways.

[@Mann-Son]

14:53 There's a dope trauma team cabinet that you can find around the city lolz. I'd check it out! ;)

[@mabiniss2]

47:08 Woolie you literally watched a history channel video on him on the elevator in your corpo intro.

[@razorburn645]

Today kids Woolie demonstrates why you don't wander into traffic.

[@Biodeamon]

Everybody: canada is such a peaceful and nice place! Actual Canada:

[@williammcdonald9416]

rare to see the ending where Gilchrist appears

[@michealhudson5664]

I didn't know he could, lol

[@Umberman]

@@michealhudson5664 you basically just have to take the militech money but not use it iirc, also, you can find what happens to stout

[@michealhudson5664]

@@Umberman oh cool. Yeah, I've used the money and taken for myself and both times I get Stout and not Gilchrist. I just found out recently you can do the deed with her 😅

[@Umberman]

@@michealhudson5664 You also get a very *unique* melee weapon that literally doesn't appear if the nudity censor is on, it's also one of the better melee weapons hilariously

[@michealhudson5664]

@@Umberman Ha! Ok That's funny.

[@CaptainAtMan]

I see it's a good thing Woolie went with female V.

[@pattyayyy]

YESSSS more cyberpunk

[@Beowulf8989]

:Woolie walks into a car that is clearly indicatining its intention to back up.: :Gets knocked over from a car backing up.: "Good job game." I'll give you endless patience.

[@Silverhawk100]

Next episode should be titled "Adam Smasher Detected."

[@johnk1390]

"Fuckable piece of chrome detected"

[@razorburn645]

I have my doubts we'll get there that fast.

[@Silverhawk100]

@@razorburn645 He literally cameos in the brain dance they are about to go into.

[@n.a.4292]

39:20 There's an Italian Gin sold in an oil tin can. It's called Engine Organic Gin

[@KyleS.1987]

Spoilin' us with all these eps. Thanks, duders!

[@mans51]

then play the game first /s

[@clanofclams2720]

Woolie betrayed Stout, run ruined

[@gravewalker9162]

yeah I'd just reload a save and do it all over again

[@dancinginfernal]

deserved. corpo fucks go home

[@gyozapunk]

Nah, she ain't worth it, real best girl is Dum Dum

[@fillosof66689]

Corpo-rat character, why is anyone surprised at people getting screwed over?

[@EddieDean1]

Someone don’t let him miss lizzie (unique)

[@Cthululululu]

Teching the Arcade Horse Game/10, down trick from double jump to skip level 2.

[@Gowkaiser96]

"Are the cameras still hostile to me?" thousand yard stare of forgetting taking control of a camera after making it friendly sometimes resets to hostile Yeah... Yeah I spent a lot of extra fussy time turning off cameras when I was done using them to confirm other cameras exist that ping didn't want to show through walls.

[@mindfreaksniper]

*takes a single glance at Judy* Woolie: *FULL BLAST NEURON ACTIVATION*

[@rangerghost2474]

I hope playing enough peak he won’t care how long this series is 😂

[@Known_Liar]

The Tech tree in CyberPunk is the Faith build of Elden Ring

[@Selloca]

But the tech tree is actually good

[@GreazedPanther]

No it's not, it's Stamina. It's crucial.

[@apricotapocalypse4818]

Parked car: Exists. ~Enemy fighter approaching~

[@dylantroyerdt]

27:30 I had no issues on my playthrough like this, it's amazing to me how individualized this experience is. Bug finder is a skill in Woolies bones.

[@shahs1221]

I'm surprised Woolie didn't look more into the fisticuffs option because that stuff is WILD!

[@managarn8038]

dude respeccing to gorrila arm after meeting the animals for sure.

[@LiquidPanda971]

Incase it does get explained well enough or at all: MaxTac is the NCPD's SWAT. They're like S.T.A.R.S.; highly (HIGHLY) specialized, but still part of the police, who are still part of the Night City government run by the mayor. That said; they could probably give some militaries a run for their money in most urban combat situations. TraumaTeam is a PMAC (Private Military Ambulance Corporation)*not a real term*. Their whole stick is; you pay and subscribe to us, we come save and heal you when you in danger. NetWatch is a corporation, buts it like if the FBI became a corporation. They're all about net security and counter-intel and work closely with most if not all governments and corporations. They're probably the most government corporation, next to Militech.

[@drago_excalibur]

I hope Woolie actually looks at Tech cause every build in this game NEEDS tech unless you dont wanna use cyberware

[@7graywolf7]

Yeah for real. Tech is so integral to the design of this entire game that the only reason you wouldn't use it is to specifically challenge yourself or to roleplay as a squishy meat bag.

[@iamnuff1992]

It's funny that when you sit down at the bar, it's set up so that you've got Evalyn sitting right at the bar, with Judy blocking your view of her. I mean, it's a setup on the face of it, but they couldn't get another Mox to do it? Some random npc? No, Eve had to call Judy up from her room in the basement to do this. Really makes it feel like the mox don't actually like Evelyn, and the only people she could rope into her little con is Judy and Mateo (who probably only did it as a favour to Judy) It's a power-play, to make her seem connected and mysterious. Then V (with the reflex-check) immediately calls her out on how she doesn't fit in here and even mateo agrees with you. Once you know, you know. On the second or third play through, Evelyn whole act falls apart.

[@GenerationWumbo]

Fun fact, the in-game laws of causality have it so that if you knock Royce out, Gilchrist appears instead of Stout, no matter what you do. It does not appear to make sense, so it is probably just a glitch they have never fixed. If you shoot him and do everything else the same, you get Stout. Do it with your fists, you get Gilchrist.

[@YetiCoolBrother]

It's not a glitch, the determining factor of who you get is whether or not Royce is alive. Knocked out = alive

[@iamnuff1992]

I think you got spotted because you tried to sneak-attack someone with a fucking chainsaw and they heard you.

[@fishbiter9409]

I thought we were about to have an episode of Roach Race, and I was here for it.

[@User5770]

Minh with the banger titles once again

[@tilly4273]

Lol this run is going hilariously. Got stout killed, specs into street samurai, skips boss fight while stealthing hacking. Should really consider at the very least doing some of the NCPD waypoints on the map if you aren't going to do the side quests, just mainlining the story content will result in you regularly not having the stats for skill checks or dialogue choices. As well as not having the money for the upgrades you want. Console version is jank as fuuuuuck too. XD I'm sure someone else will say this tho. It's fun to watch anyway. :)

[@Animedingo]

Hold up by knocking out royce at the start of the fight during negotiations, did he skip the WHOLE boss battle?

[@hiddenInsight486]

He stealthed by it I believe

[@GreazedPanther]

Yup.

[@Nerevar5me]

26:28 lololol

[@specters_art]

At first he said he wasn't going to do a lot of the side quests which I think was a wrong decision because you miss out on story, characters, and world building while getting experience and money in the game but also he needs experience playing the game, but seeing how slowly Woolie is catching on the how the game plays I think maybe it was a good decision otherwise it will be a 300 part series.

[@chaosinc.9987]

Look up "Engine" gin

[@megabassx0]

someone should tell woolie to eat and drink so he doesn't have to constantly use healing items out of combat

[@tobster9567]

I always enjoy the videos perfectly well until I read some comment about how he's doing it wrong and I get grumpy. Gotta stop reading the damn comments.

[@Ragd0ll1337]

He’s honestly playing fine. I get grumpy because the comments are nitpicking.

[@EphideII]

There's fun ones mixed in there most of the time but yeahhhhhhhh

[@iouoneshnigglefartz2937]

Yeah. I'm doing my part (for the algorithm). What he did wrong this time was...

[@Zolwiol]

@@Ragd0ll1337 It's the beginning of the playthrough and I'd myself would recommend going main quest until the game starts.

[@TheBKdynasty]

I think he’s doing alright so far honestly especially compared to some other games he’s played. He’s a little slow but I don’t think it’s a huge problem since he’s still getting his bearings and hasn’t even finished the prologue yet.

[@matt6231]

ok but actually, where does this notion that woolie won't do sidequests come from? did he say that on-stream somewhere?

[@williammcdonald9416]

i wish the Mox were more “Girls of Old Town” from Sin City coded

[@Gondzaman]

Im sorry Woolie, but i just cant, this is like giving an 80yr old his first videogame, all i feel is pure RAGE watching this

[@-Fraud]

Welcome to Woolie VS

[@Vespuchian]

Come back once he's cleared Act 1, he should have settled into knowing how the game works by then and won't try to lab the park benches in the middle of a shootout. Should be what, ten more episodes? Twelve? See you next year.

[@dancinginfernal]

Grow up, man.

[@Gondzaman]

@Vespuchian basicly man, including the fact that hes not "doing any of the side missions" im going for 2027 atleast lol

[@RandgrisAlmark]

Don't worry, Woolie. Every other bar feels like a lifeless clone with a new paint job. No mission will be as thought out as the Maelstrom one. All the missions will be meandering shootouts with little thought or care for builds. 2077 shits it's pants everyone just smiles. What a game. What a tribute. You know you're a great game when the creator comes out and basically called the game a disappointment. But hey. Pp sliders and boobas.

[@TomasJokubauskas-r2y]

unironically my 70 year old mom could learn to play this faster than woolie.

[@YetiCoolBrother]

Why would you want him to play "faster" as opposed to actually learning how to play? I don't get the logic.