【NIJIEN DATING SHOW】ALIEN REN FINALLY BECOMES THE BACHELOR【NIJISANJI EN | Luca Kaneshiro】

[@peachsrbet]

the hotdog rotating is so effin funny oh my god 😂 and i can’t with the bgm whenever it’s uki’s turn 😭

[@pixelian990]

Full Timestamps! (COMPLETED) 1:29 - Stream Start with Host Whale Luca + Says the model is very cute before switching to his chibi form + Can hear Ren in the background + Tries to remember the last dating show episode 4:00 - Tells Uki to get back stage + Luca: "Your future husband is here!" + Goes to get Mr Rizotto for another chance at love and they look at each other in the mirrors.. (BLEH) + Gives words of encouragements to the contestants before starting 8:11 - VOX INTRO + Loud rustling noises as he enters + Starts rapping out of nowhere + Luca knows what 'phall/c' means.. 11:31 - ALBAN INTRO + Alban: "What I lack in height, I make up for in.. personality." + Ren: "Oh, f*ck that, I don't care about personality!" + Omg M/ckey Mouse and Deezney impressions 14:10 - VANTA INTRO + Says his fortune says that Ren will come home with him + Emo singing.. + Keyboard and spacebar rizz 16:57 - CLAUDE INTRO + Luca found him in the supermarket + HIS GOAL IS TO EATEN BY REN, Luca: "We need to find out if he's the right person to put that sausage in his mouth!" + Claude tries to bribe Ren with money in the back 19:25 - UKI INTRO + Asks if Ren remembers him from the first show (angst and emotional music plays) + Talks about why Uki wants Ren back while Luca looks at his underthere.. + Ren's opinion on the contestants so far 23:44 - ROUND 1 - 4 MINS 1ON1 WITH VOX + Tries to find water to serve and chucks it at the dates + Vox acc*ses Luca for giving them a/cohol, Luca: "L0ser says what?" + Vox says that he wins because Ren accepts his offer to go somewhere else 27:26 - 1ON1 WITH ALBAN + Gives Ren a gift and nervously giggles + The M/ckey and Goofy duo talks about live action D/sney movies?? 30:02 - Alban got really weird at the end and we can hear him swe*ring in the background + LUCA MIGHT UNLEASH HIS FURRY?? + REN COMPLIMENTS LUCA'S TATTOES AND THEY START RIZZING EACH OTHER 33:13 - 1ON1 WITH VANTA + Luca tries to be as distracting as possible with his whale model + Music and planets rizz + Ren asks if Vanta can kiss with tongue and they mention a super saturn?? 37:34 - 1ON1 WITH CLAUDE + Ren forgets his name.. + Goes back with bargining with Ren as he shakes his stick legs + Randomly talks about p0op and Ren compliments Luca's skin 42:50 - 1ON1 WITH UKI + Luca stands in front of Uki's camera adds more emotional music + REN ZOTTO MUSIC TITLE RIZZ + They're both b/aming Luca for missing their beach episode in the first show + VERY NICE EXIT FROM UKI 47:10 - Ren is still sad that he didn't get his beach episode with Uki + Asks if he can choose multiple contestants + Bleh.. 49:35 - ROUND 2 - TALENT SHOW + VOX'S PERFORMANCE + Omg he wrote a song for Ren 52:09 - ALBAN'S PERFORMANCE + Alban: "Have you ever heard of mind frick because I'm about to frick your mind, baby!" + Ren: "I wish you would blow something else.." + USES THE POWER OF TELEKINESIS, TAKES OFF REN'S CLOTHES, AND TWER*S?? 55:37 - VANTA'S (BABYBOY) PERFORMANCE + Reads a poem for Ren as Luca zooms the camera at everyone + THE BACHELOR FAINTED, THE STREAM MUTED FOR SOME REASON, AND VOX IS SHAKING HIS LEGS LIKE A HELICOPTER + Ren shakes Vanta for his fortune 1:00:41 - CLAUDE'S PERFORMANCE + HE GREW AND SHRUNK + STARTS DOING BACKFLIPS AND SPINS + Tells Ren that Claude's family is being held h0stage?? 1:02:58 - UKI'S PERFORMANCE + More emotional music plays when Uki says he's an amazing kisser + Uki: "The inside of my mouth is very soft and warm.. I'm experienced!" + Promises to go on any ride with Ren + HE CAN DO HYPNOTISM AND LUCA LAUGHS AT REN'S HEAD 1:06:49 - Uki starts singing 'Wanderer' for Ren + Feels a little funny from Uki's magic + Asks who is Ren's favourite so far + Luca says that no one wants him.. 1:12:34 - Tells the contestants to step up their game + Luca l/es about the wall of portraits being past contestants + Scares Ren about being 'pigeonless' from a funny picture 1:16:07 - ROUND 3 - 1 MIN SPEECH WITH VOX + LUCA CAN'T BLEH FOR A MOMENT + Starts saying random words + Ren: "I didn't know your vocabular was so huge!" + Vox: "Well, it can get huge-r when I'm excited!" 1:19:37 - SPEECH WITH ALBAN + LUCA BEATBOXES IN THE BACKGROUND AND ALBAN IS TWER*ING?? + Vox randomly starts screaming while Alban moves his 'badonk kadonk' + REN SAID THAT HE WON'T SEE ALBAN NEXT ROUND 1:23:04 - SPEECH WITH VANTA + Promises to build his Animal Crossing Village and be his partner in every N/ntendo game + Luca can't move again and they're speaking like Animal Crossing characters + Gets really close into Ren's face 1:26:15 - SPEECH WITH CLAUDE + BEGS REN TO NOT LET CLAUDE GET PUT BACK INTO THE MICROWAVE + Talking about how they cook their hotdogs?? + Finds Claude backstage.. 1:29:50 - SPEECH WITH UKI + Emotional music plays as Ren gets the microphone for Uki + Starts singing 'Blue Sugar' (SUS REMIX) while Luca stares at the stage between Ren's legs 1:32:50 - Getting ready for the eliminations + Stares at the 'Pedro the Pigeon' picture before getting Ren + Talks about every contestants 1:37:20 - ELIMINATION ROUND + Pigeon picture and emo singing.. + Ren gives his reasons for removing each contestants with emotional music playing 1:44:36 - THE FINAL TWO CONTESTANTS + Ren: "Oh sh/t, I'm going to be like Pedro..!" + Luca looks through Ren's legs again.. 1:46:12 - REN'S CHOICE.. and Luca can't move again + Asks what their future plans will be now + Talks to the other contestants about their feelings + Bleh.. 1:49:50 - Thought Pokemon music was playing and panics + Talks to the winner of today's show + BEACH EPISODE NEXT TIME + WHERE IS THE HOTDOG?? 1:54:00 - Taking the hotdog to the 'freezer'.. + Luca to Ren: "THIS IS YOUR FA*LT! YOU DIDN'T WANT TO EAT HIM!" + Asks if everyone had fun + LUCA WANTS TO INVITE SOMEONE THAT NONE OF THEM KNOWS NEXT TIME?? 1:58:00 - BYEBYE EVERYONE + Might change some rounds for the next dating show + Stares at Uki and jumpscares him.. 2:01:27 - Luca still has canker sores.. + Twer*s and STRETCH TSKR + RAIDING MILLIE + DANCES LIKE CRAZY BEFORE ENDING CHUS

[@hayeshoney]

THANK YOU PIXEL

[@nanamitakagi2702]

Thank you Pixel Rizz for the timestamps as always~

[@WonderStarz]

Thanks pixel!!

[@Claylis]

Ren's alien model always kills me for some reason 😂 thanks for the fun stream!!

[@Willow_Huckleberry]

Alban's humor and intense insanity made this stream for me. Claude was kind enough to bring his special brand of crazy too! Great job you two! Luca's hosting and Ren's responses and odd flirting with the host were also enjoyable. Finally, the saner contestants competing for Ren made it possible to have this stream! Good job everyone!

[@aprilulululul]

i love this series so much congrats to vanta and ren!! LMAOO this proves your show do find matches LESGOOOO i hope they will last long tho omg , OTSUPOGGGG AND TAKE CARE BOSS!

[@azsx77998]

1:05:47 Luca found Alban stand there and watch👀

[@alicej-]

Craziest plot twist in the history of this show 😭

[@hayaku14]

OTSU BOSS AND EVERYONE!!!! God, that was fun LMFAOOO!! Ty to ren, alban, uki, vox, vanta, and claude too!!!! Hope to see more 💛

[@pixelian990]

This show is the absolute best with the amount of comedy and rizz that we see from all the participants! I'm so glad that Ren finally found his one and only, even when I'll miss his appearances in future shows! Unless someone else comes back.. THANK YOU FOR YOUR HARD WORK BOSS, REST WELL

[@eathikun]

OTSU BOSS!! Thanks for organizing this very chaotic dating show! this collab made me laugh more than I can count Thank you for your excellent hosting skills once more~ Rest well and don't forget to drink a lot of water

[@veni6711]

OTSU, Boss! Thank you for the fun stream. This NIJIEN Dating Show is one of my favorite streams. And seeing your chibi makes my day (also that tongue control ayo ) OMG I did not expect that! My bet was on Uki Mama XD but I wish happiness for Mr. RenZotto and 🎱

[@WonderStarz]

Thanks for another hilarious dating show Boss! Finally Ren found love! Poor Ukiki tho maybe next time, and can't believe I witnessed a hot dog being Isekaid in real time, good job as always, loved to see all of you having fun! Pstt.. maybe Jimmy next bachelor? Poor trashman needs a chance, also ayo mysterious guest for next show? , still thinking about Pedro the pigeon too.... Lol

[@Chiaaaaaaang]

Thank you for the dating showwww I love them so muchCan't wait to the next epsiode Get Well soon bossamd lets meet soonge!!

[@miyiako]

so glad for both ren and vanta finally finding love thank u for another episode of the dating show this series will always be peak to me

[@lilkeyla5769]

55:59 lmaoo 1:05:43 the laugh after that im rooting for vanta- or luca xd who knows 1:46:15 lets gooo

[@shinyagami03]

55:18 i can't after alban's twerk🤣🤣🤣

[@yuzurin7908]

You'll get Ren's heart next time uki mama! thanks for arranging another fun and chaotic dating show boss! The cute host as the bachelor when?

[@kitsuneva]

OTSUKANEEE at last Ren has finally found love aaa the dating show series just keeps getting better! So much drama between the contestants (Especially Uki ueee ) Thank you so much for the stream Boss! Hope you rest well and enjoy the rest of your day, see you next time!

[@kaemaru64]

12:58 28:40 レン以外にもディズニー好きな人いて嬉しい🤭

[@emptytoothpaste5240]

That was so funny especially the wet glizzy part

[@SkyeFawnLucaSecretary]

Thanks for the stream! I was laughing so hard!! Alban running away and the distant “fucks” along with Claude’s story were amazing

[@yumiiluvly]

TYSM FOR THE STREAM BOSS!! as always, fun and chaotic stream ever please eat well boss and rest well !! Hope your canker sore would go away soon!

[@raitan_]

Thank you for another awesome NijiEN dating show Luca! It was really fun watching everyone rizz the alien prince, also glad to see new contestants vying for Ren’s heart. Thank you Ren, Vox, Uki, Vanta, Alban and Claude as well for being so hilarious and entertaining. You guys did amazing! Hope you have a wonderful rest of your day Luca, rest well and I hope you feel better soon Otsukane!

[@hanahxnyx]

i missed the stream. ill watch the vod later. thank you for the pog stream boss, vox, ren, alban, uki, claude and vanta

[@toryzheng888]

Thank you for the stream and collab, Luca

[@haileexws]

POGGG STREAM I love this types of streams Finally Ren gets appreciated

[@jellymicielajoy]

Thank you for hosting and collab boss it was so fun, especially when the glizzy deadge in the toilet

[@misasleep37]

53:00 bookmark

[@rizquartz]

TYSM FOR SUCH A FUN STREAM it’s definitely one of my fave episodes! i love whenever the bachelor looks like they want the host instead always so funny! also you backing up alban while also laughing at him was top tier gotta love the oyo bros

[@LeonysEvostrellaa]

Laughed so much during this stream, excited for the next one! Congrats to Ren and Vanta, hope they get a happy ending! Rest well boss

[@daydream9593]

Dangg Vanta has that poet rizz

[@heinadyy]

aaaa im so late but i will watch the replay :Ddd thanks for the stream and collab, wucaaa

[@azura-tomu]

I can’t stop laughing

[@kanaenae]

VANTA SWEEPO

[@azusaxx]

Otsuuuu!!!!! Thank you for preparing this dating show!!! And congrats to Ren for finding his true love! I was dying from the hotdog part

[@celinelin_]

Thank you for the funny hosting luca!

[@kaeeeemaa]

OTSUPOOG!!! Thank you to the contestants and boss for hosting another nijien dating showw!! These are always so funnn to watch, I loved it! Ren finally found someone XD Looking forward for more episodes!!! Have a lovely day and hope you're canker sores disappear soon! CYAA CHUCHU💛

[@chajiizumaa]

Otsu boss, ren, and contestants!! Ty for the sillychamp rizzlord times and congrats vanta on no longer being maidenless

[@ClarenceReeds]

You know who could probably rizz ren? Millie. God...

[@azura-tomu]

I can’t stop laughing at this part 1:15:13 I’m gonna lose it

[@itsjustPiwoah]

HES ALL GROWN UP NOW

[@hayeshoney]

OSTU BOSS THANK YOU FOR ANOTHER DATING SHOW

[@tarinataririn10]

1:26:54 hotdog went freakout mode

[@nanoka1219]

lmao the stream is so much fun

[@hanbaebummie3215]

13:06 images the Alien comes back for the next bachelor show…

[@Madisonp-p]

I missed the stream by 3 months

[@jennifersun3827]

No live chat replay for this ???

[@WonderStarz]

It works now!

[@NJDJ1986]

2 hours of NIJIEN DATING SHOW! great stream today Luca! have a good afternoon! @1:21:49 *Luca laugh*

[@WonderStarz]

Tskr

[@mvnt_]

justice for hotdawg! anyway thank u all for streaaaam!!! as always i had so much fun!!!

[@daydream9593]

Vanta got RIZZ

[@daydream9593]

Alban reminds me of beast boy 😭

[@haruko9826]

Thank you and everyone for the stream, Boss! It was so hilarious and so much fun! OTSU!💛

[@gabbspog]

OTSU BOSS Thanks for the stream! This was such a fun episode, lots of drama and chaos def one of my fav ones! Can't wait for the next one. Alsoo, hope ur canker sores get better soonge

[@yu-ling]

OTSU LUCA and EVERYONE💛 Thank you guys for the dating show! It was so much fun🤣 Looking forward to another dating show~! - 31:05 okay! I got this! I got this! **pant** 💪 1:05:47 Smallban🧍‍♂ 1:19:36 they are so cute aww🥹 1:20:57 1:21:36 1:21:48 twerking👀 1:22:03 🎭: see you later for round two, baby. 🛸: I don't think you will.🤣 1:33:15 1:41:25 mama pat pat Smallban🥺 1:38:22 where's Alban? he is too tiny🥺 30:55 31:34 31:45 1:22:21 1:41:50 F*CK F*CK F*CK🤣

[@HeliaLiya]

Otsu!! Another day another bachelor found their one true love~ finally Ren found someone but will he be back? Lol will there be next show? thank you for the collab!! Rest well Luca hope you get well soon

[@yeaaah4532]

Thank you guys for the funny stream im dying lmaooooo VOD gang here to fall in love with google cc subtitles Timestamps for myself 11:11 LMAOOOOOOOO boss knows what ph*llic is 20:57 uki come to rizz host LOL (to be continued)

[@Goouava]

TY LUCAA

[@augeneous]

Hello, is there a way that Milo (aka Millie Parfait) can be the next Bachelor?? And then the participants are his bros?? Whatchathink..

[@ととろろろ-f5k]

48:21

[@hiii9805]

34:59

[@Bunbunizbald]

THANK YOU FOR THE DATING SHOW!!! This episode was so fun with a lot of drama!!! I can't wait for the next one Rest well Boss and get well soon~~ Have a POG dayy

[@giaynhieumau]

Alban is so cute and he have not won anytime he attendeding as a contestant 😭😭😭smoll boy can not rizz anyone, he needs to be rizzed

[@ManaAkainu]

BLEHHHHH! 💦

[@KinokoAkutagawa]

Thank you boss~ thank you lulu mochi❤so cute💛🤤

[@akari_reipog]

OTSUPOG!

[@naru5687]

It's really fun LMFAO

[@commerciaIlove]

Otsuuu Boss!!

[@UhhHello-__-]

Vanta yap his way to ren's heart I cannot--

[@lillyk.2437]

10/10

[@Sunshine_22880]

22:11

[@Kyute_rar]

hiiiiiii

[@hinami-nami]

i missed the live😔😔 BUT OTSU BOSS !! TENKIU FOR THE STREAMMM

[@leonya8392]

OTSU POOOOOOG VOD GANG! But this was such a fun stream! Everyone was so funny thank you boss and everynyan! I hope your canker goes away soon boss

[@Hinoriii]

OTSU BOSS!!! The dating show is always so much fun and Ren has finally found someone Also, maybe Hotdog man can make a comeback later on with someone Thank you boss for the chaotic and fun stream and rest well

[@Anita.W.926]

Thank you for hosting this show, boss! I really love the NIJIEN DATING SHOW! Every time it makes me laugh uncontrollably! Every member's reactions are fantastic! And congratulations to Ren and Vanta!

[@nanamitakagi2702]

Thank all the livers for such a great episode of Niji dating show! It has all, the comedy, the angst, the drama✨! Hope you enjoy your time as much as we do Until next time, take care and I will see you soon!

[@chaeaeng]

LMAO THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN! I LOVE NIJIEN DATING SHOW SERIES THANK YOU FOR THE FUN STREAM EVERYONE!!

[@Cr0wnie_S4n]

OtsuPog! Thank you for the collab stream! I'm happy that you're still doing the dating show, i love this series so much! This is the absolutely best with lots of comedy and rizz that we see from all the participants. Can’t wait for the next one, rest well and we love all of you always YOU

[@naru5687]

[@pamelagrunk1]

AHHH this was sooo much fun!! best host best dating show REAL 10/10 rating!! so happy that ren found love

[@nagisa385]

Thank you for the dating show. It's so much fun. Congratulations Vanta.

[@nanoka1219]

Otsu everyone enjoy the show after work

[@LiliaKaneshiro]

THANK YOU FOR THE STREAM BOYSSSS CONGRATS TO THE WINNER POGGG hopefully the alien will stay with his partner forever