Nijisanji EN and Turkeez Nuts

In her pursuit of mastering the way of Deez Nuts jokes, Rosemi creates her own in the form of “Turkeez Nuts.” What does it mean? How do the others react? Watch and find out.
editor’s note: Another addition of documentaries based on vague references! Anyway, Rosemi’s Turkeez joke has been funny to me from the beginning since it was so non-sensical and I’m glad Shu has adopted it in stride (tbh, deez nuts jokes in general are so idiotic as it is, so might as well get meta with it and make punchlines that turn the joke surreal, even if that wasn’t Rosemi’s intent). Since a full Deez Nuts documentary would be at least 10 times the time length (since it’s a major part of Luca), here we’re just looking into a subgenre of the Deez Nuts / Gottem Jokes - a Nijisanji EN exclusive inside joke known as Turkeez nuts.
What’s the moral of this Turkeez Nuts documentary? Confidence makes any joke work.
Nijisanji (aka 2434) is a group of mostly 2D-only virtual youtubers (“Vtubers”, or “Virtual Livers” for general streaming purposes) managed by ANYCOLOR Incorporations. Its English branch, NijisanjiEN, currently consists of five waves: LazuLight, Obsydia, Ethyria, Luxiem, and Noctyx.
Lazulight consists of Elira, Pomu, and Finana - a solar sky dragon, a forest fairy, and a tropical mermaid respectively.
Obsydia consists of Selen, Rosemi, and Petra - a lunar sky dragon, a rose maiden, and a frost penguin.
Ethyria, consists of Nina, Millie, Enna, and Reimu - a nine tailed fox, a witch (cat?), an angel (bird?), and a ghost.
Luxiem, consists of Vox, Mysta, Ike, Luca, and Shu - a voice demon, detective, novelist, mafia boss, and a sorcerer.
Noctyx, the latest male wave, consists of Fulgur, Sonny, Yugo, Alban, and Uki - a cyborg, officer, DJ, phantom thief, and a psychic.
Sources:
Enna Birthday stream 20Feb22: • 【ENNA BIRTHDAY】 #HBDEN...
Shu Vampire Survivors 1Mar22: • Atashi Vampaia (Vampir...
Among Us collab Rosemi PoV 25Feb22: • I SHOW MY IMPOSTOR PRO...
Shu PoV 25Feb22: • amogus. (Among Us Coll...
Shu 300k Jump King 27Mar22: • 300K JUMP KING【NIJISAN...
Rosemi Jump King 12Oct21: • 【JUMP KING】IM COMING F...
Shu Mario Kart 20Mar22: • i get 8th or lower = i...
Yugioh Tournament Rosemi PoV 9Apr22: • 【NIJIEN YU-GI-OH! MAST...
Shu PoV 9Apr22: • TOURNAMENT ARC part tw...
Extra Source (you have to be membered to Rosemi, for obvious reasons no clipping it):
Turkeez Nuts origin 20Feb22: • i just dont want to go...
note: the time stamp is at 2830
Channels:
Elira Pendora: / @elirapendora
Finana Ryugu: / @finanaryugu
Pomu Rainpuff: / @pomurainpuff
Rosemi Lovelock: / @rosemi_lovelock
Petra Gurin: / @petragurin
Selen Tatsuki: / @selentatsuki
Millie Parfait: / @millieparfait
Enna Alouette: / @ennaalouette
Nina Kosaka: / @ninakosaka
Reimu Endou: / @reimuendou
Shu Yamino: / @shuyamino
Vox Akuma: / @voxakuma
Luca Kaneshiro: / @lucakaneshiro
Sonny Brisko: / @sonnybrisko
Alban Knox: / @albanknox
[Credits] BGM - DOVA-SYNDROME
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Chapters:
00:00 Rosemi's new Deez Nuts joke
00:27 Turkeez Nuts
00:56 Millie is dying from laughter
01:08 Elira advises Rosemi's next joke
01:34 Rosemi's Dad Joke
02:02 Millie is the only one laughing
02:33 Rosemi's new pizza Joke
03:10 Elira exposes Rosemi's member stream
03:37 Turkeez Nuts is Shu's favorite deez nuts joke
04:14 Among Us and Deez Nuts jokes battle
05:12 Still thinking about Turkeez Nuts
05:29 Shu losing it during Jump King, gets Ligma'd
06:16 Rosemi losing it during Jump King
06:31 Colossal Deez Nuts
06:42 Rosemi is really happy for getting a Deez Nuts joke
07:15 The Colossal Deez Nuts strategy works
07:59 Jump King Progress!
08:12 Teaching the other boys Colossal Deez Nuts strat
08:40 The best deez nuts joke - Turkeez Nuts
09:04 New Deez Nuts Meta - The Rosemi Method
09:36 XYZ Nuts joke
10:11 Rosemi hits Shu with the Deez Nuts
10:27 Any Deez Nuts joke works with belief
10:42 Dogmatika and Dragma
11:18 Confidence makes any joke work
11:59 Luca confuses Shu, Alban gottem
12:30 I lost the game
12:50 Welcome to NijiNut
#NijisanjiEN #RosemiLovelock #ShuYamino #EnnaAlouette

[@lilywong9672]

I love how Turkeez went from being unfunny to Shu to living rent free in his head.

[@cheep5645]

The more ‘unfunny’ the funnier it gets over time

[@miratparmar6779]

Like the we live in a society meme in that one trash taste episode

[@wayababaya]

@@cheep5645 yes

[@jesteredGesture]

This truly is the little sister situation where the whole family knows what the little sister says doesn't make a lick of sense but they go along and play along with it anyway.

[@usamaepekonis]

Rosemi and Deez Nuts joke just goes hand in hand

[@KenEvangelista]

In close quarter combat, yeah.

[@BlaineKodos]

I still don't think she understands them, just the format. It's like being able to read the sign in a foreign country and knowing it's the bathroom but not knowing what the actual words being written are.

[@MysteryFaceX]

A nut in each hand.

[@DMZ_5]

Hand in hand like deez nuts.

[@bc9554]

Rosemeez Nuts

[@aven5170]

I love how Rosemi is deeply involved in most of NijiEN inside jokes. LMAO. From "I'm freaking it" to the DN jokes to the hopcon gifs (her fave is the TF2 btw lol). The Great Rosemi theme song is recurring in most big collabs too. Her learning the modern culture and memes will never not be funny.

[@aperson-vy8yh]

hop on amongus

[@lexinim1133]

I constantly quote Rosemi. Her constantly unintentionally funny moments are peak entertainment.

[@mangodude2663]

Roseme Nutzz

[@nozense8263]

Everyone needs a friend like millie who'll just laugh at anything xD

[@raf6029]

Bro I'm basically like Millie... I laugh at even the stupidest things at the worst times possible to man-

[@sakumi1506]

i love how shu is just saying yes to every deez nuts joke he gives older sibling chaos enabler energy 😭💜💜

[@Mighty_Dork]

Millie is having a great time and I'm all for it

[@liarfacestudio]

To explain to people who don't know how these jokes normally work, Rosemi's "Turkeez Nuts" joke flopped because she delivered the punchline right away without any proper buildup for context. But just like what Shu said, if you say it with enough confidence, it works.

[@MishiMIshaniz]

I love how supportive Shu is, encouraging Wosemi to be even cuter without her knowing

[@-Raylight]

Glad to see Millie is really enjoying Turkeez nuts xD The Rosemi method! Rosemi-sama DN jokes are just so precious 😆 I'll never get bored of Shu, Rosemi-sama, and others telling each other silly DN jokes, even better when they say with confidence 😂😂 Welcome to NijiNut... That sounds kinda yabai lol

[@teethcoat4274]

6:44 Rosemi getting so excited because she thought she landed a deez nuts joke is the cutest thing ever, right up there with Luca in the cat cutout in Vrchat imo.

[@sslierre]

Millie is like that episode of Spongebob and Patrick's what's funnier than 24.

[@glassofmilk7923]

What's funnier than 24?

[@redacted8983]

25 lmao

[@KenEvangelista]

@@redacted8983 lol

[@savagetothebones1642]

@@redacted8983 y'know what's funnier than 25? *DEEZ NUTS IN YO MOUTH. GOTTEM!*

[@wubalubadubdub2674]

@@redacted8983 funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[@InsaneWolfTH]

We always have one friend like Millie who laugh at every single thing 😂

[@eggyolk6788]

if shubert and wosemi-sama ever have a one on one collab wosemi will have the biggest hype-man

[@Michael_M.]

it's probably not allowed to post a clip of this since it's from a member stream, but the deep lore of how she first started saying "Turkeez Nuts" was during one of her membership zatsudans: Rosemi: "YEAH i'm a stand up comedian!! but I'm BETTER than standup comedians because they practice their jokes! i don't!" Chat: ok, tell us a joke then Rosemi: "FINE I'll tell you a joke because- because you all asked for it" Rosemi (panicking and freaking it): "What did the turkey, uh.... say... to the.... the peacock?" a couple of butas in chat: TURKEEZ NUTS Rosemi: "y-YEAH thats a good one! TURKEEZ NUTS. thank you, i'll be here all night ladies and gentlemen, thank you... WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'DON'T LOOK AT CHAT'!?" For the butas in Rosemi-sama's membership or people interested in joining to watch it, you can watch this historical moment in her February 19/20 stream "i just dont want to go to sleep", timestamps 27:34 - 29:50

[@Oniikami]

yeah, i put it in the description under “extra sources.” but thank you for transcribing that moment for those that aren’t part of the memBUDship! also timestamp tskr

[@anakin148]

Ah ok, so this video was about Shu's obsession with Rosemi's jokes, makes sense

[@Oniikami]

basically yeah. i looked around to see if any of the other members mentioned it again, and relatively no. shu kind of mentioned this recently but he’s always looking for the new deez nuts meta, comparing it to looking for the next smash bros melee meta, and he found it in rosemi’s humor. the new meta, as i understand it, is to have a setup that doesn’t match the punchline, and it’s all about timing. hence why one of his other favorite metas is “it’s so sad that steve jobs died of ligma => who’s steve jobs => ligma balls”

[@sleepingparappa]

@@Oniikami Never knew how advanced Deez nuts jokes could get...

[@GrnAzn]

@@Oniikami Rosemi is truly the Hungrybox of deez nuts jokes

[@kevinxwang613]

@@GrnAzn I think she's more like the Mang0 of deez nuts jokes

[@Nakirium_Addict]

If I ever feel bad about no one laughing at my jokes I’ll just tell them to Millie

[@Malluc]

God Rosemi is so precious she deserves to be princess carried everywhere at all times

[@duwan8260]

The English Branch of Niji, Nijisanjeez Nuts

[@davidtitanium22]

The serotonin i felt everytime wosemi-sama feels proud of herself, man

[@spacenai4461]

My cheeks hurt from smiling from this compilation lmao.

[@carolinedelafuente7251]

Wosemi-sama's DN Jokes are superior LMAO

[@mfhyperfruit]

I swear, these compilations are my favourite vtuber videos currently. Also these people are on a different level, these jokes make barely any sense

[@ncp9095]

Your clips are the best, literally

[@haryakokun2422]

Again, only Millie have that high of humor 🧐

[@flare2337]

tskr oniikami for the long compilations

[@spiralhalo]

I like how Shu came up with the Rosemi method on his own and then taught it to Rosemi herself.

[@smollilnub3644]

The way you clip is just so fun and unique with a lot of proper context as well! I enjoy your clips a lot, thanks for clipping!

[@luqmanloki4803]

I hate that the zoom in to their faces with the vine boom got me laughing.😂

[@dora-li8ve]

Thank you for the compilation, I love ur edits 😭❤️

[@xhyeons]

wosemi-sama being so proud of her joke is the cutest thing-

[@Ly0572]

*it's not gonna be funny anymore* also millie: ROFL because it really wasn't 😂

[@Written_in_the_Starss]

Of course Millie will laugh. 😂😂😂

[@andylawlzz]

welcome to nijeez nuts

[@sakuramessage]

Why is this so cute

[@ChinchillaBONK]

I could feel the increasing emotional damage Wosemi Sama is feeling the longer Millie laughs

[@KenEvangelista]

Just clap. At times like this, clap.

[@minks-doing-stuff]

Rosemi-sama's deez nuts jokes like dragma deez nuts are what give me strength to push through each day. My will to live subsists off her sigma rose energy. TSKR and thanks for the edit!! I love your date stamping/stream titling format

[@speedcreatureYT]

Millie hasn't left the screen for a loooooong time

[@SUNG0NE]

everything rosemi says is correct, dont even question it. she is the law.

[@ReCrystX]

thanks to niji en (specifically rosemi), now i always find a way to use dn jokes

[@linojvni2038]

this is your best video

[@inti8647]

I love how Millie laughs as if she was told more than just the punchline

[@VisualEnjoyer9756]

Aww she's so genuinely excited to get a deez nuts joke to work. She's so pure and not pure at the same time xD

[@MaskyMasky]

Millie was ZOOTED lol

[@janlip0849]

Man our little pure Rose is getting better and better day by day in Deez nuts joke 🤣

[@Runnow642]

Millie’s dead Said the dead person

[@user-wi4ms2vb2w]

The among us clip edit…is hilarious, not to say the rest, the whole vid was very good, but the edit on that part specifically got me good

[@AceArata]

There was also the constant Turkeez nuts mentions in that one Terraria stream

[@dxxdify]

So did i get it right and you just need to accept any of Rosemi's deez nuts joke and don't ask any question about them and how they work?)

[@eruphin3601]

ever heard of that one earth themed metal band? You know, geology rocks?

[@communismwithgiggles2515]

Seiso humour at its finest

[@zeromailss]

This is why we all love Wosemi-sama

[@Jesujej]

rosemi YEAH lovelock strikes again

[@leiii05]

She even confused Luca she is truly Brosemi

[@TheLovelyluxray]

Millie oh my god xD

[@peanutbuttercracker1]

Rosemi is literally one of the funniest people on the planet

[@faelkha3765]

Lmao millie 😭😭

[@altrivotzck6565]

The Rosemi Gambit.

[@altrivotzck6565]

Just like a real gambit, you gotta convince your opponent that you didn't blunder.

[@matthewkeen6281]

nice

[@EricChien95]

Luca in the background reminding us of the graduated Yohan 😪😪😪

[@bookwhore]

omg shu's laugh at 2:11 TSKR

[@keiidt]

WOSEMI SAMA WOSEMI SAMA

[@broom8595]

very supportive to rosemi love them all also WHY HAS DEEZ NUTS JOKES COMING BACK

[@Z4242545]

Dragon Sisters : Ayo

[@Borealis-Architect-Ch.]

THAT 10:18 HAD ME LAUGHING ON THE FLOOR 😂😂

[@lime455]

I always love Millies intoxicating laughter.

[@Metlog_]

I like how shu inherited the will of "D" eez Nuts from rosemi

[@GL-kh6hf]

Shu is the gigachad deez nuts enjoyer

[@tapioca6863]

Rosemi🤝Deez nuts jokes

[@finnianheart]

3:37 shu's VS stream was march 1st tho?

[@Oniikami]

you right, i think i mixed it up with shu’s point of view for the yugioh tournament. dates are correct in the sources credited in the description tho

[@code_Rei]

man i grew up with ekseize

[@KaiusWaffenCid]

1:40 That's definitely a nerd joke right there 😂

[@johnokland1652]

"So the set up is hey man whats that bird called you eat on Thanksgiving" .. . "Oh it's a turkey" . . . "Turkeez nuts" "what that doesn't make sense" "well if you wanna get it you better start gobblin' em gobble gobble" it's the best I could do with it 🙄😤😓

[@ralphael3379]

The DeezNUTS Rose

[@r3.4ct]

CDN strat

[@Chi-Chi-Fy]

Rosemi brought me here

[@frostare]

It was all fun and games for Shu but then Rosemi struck him down with 10:16

[@shiwakao]

rosemi makes anything funny

[@KocoKanaeru]

Nijisanji deez nuts gottem

[@Paradox-es3bl]

Enna has the last name Allouette, which is from a French song about plucking a turkey... so Enna could be like, "Yo, do you like Turkey? Turkeez Nuts!" But it doesn't really work with anyone else unless it's a Thanksgiving joke or something.

[@lunaproc4913]

Dadsemi

[@spiritdetectivesteve4691]

was that a Big Bang Theory reference?

[@aceyuki_1012]

Millie literally laughs on every jokes XD

[@redacted8983]

Legend has it, Millie is still laughing

[@dennisdaniel2964]

turKEEZ NUTS

[@OhWaker]

0:50 Selen with the "please clap" - she definitely knows the Jeb meme. Definitely cultured. Respects to Selen.

[@Marik4295]

Rosemi is like a child and the rest of them are corrupting her

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodjinx]

sometimes the least funny jokes are the funniest

[@insaneloke4215]

Nijisanjeez nuts

[@PrinnyBlack]

Random tangent. Anyone who's wondering why XYZ is pronounced 'exceed', it's because Z is pronounced 'zed' in some variations of the English language.

[@IghorWho]

i still dont know what it means

[@secretly-a-kobold]

i dont get it but it just sounds so fcking funny

[@Liquid278]

Millie dying for the entire time gives me so much life

[@Starze]

Millie has one of the best laughs lol

[@bryanseah4399]

Oh waiittt the nijisanji gang knows Yugioh??

[@MidoriShibuya]

Millie losing it is just so infectious

[@mrgrimmlore]

I don't get it...

[@MrMagnetron2]

Neither did most of NijiEN

[@frostare]

I need a time code of Millie saying this, so here: 2:05