[Nijisanji/Eng sub] PH vs Kanae

legendary donkeykong returns
kanae playing Super Smash Bros
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kanae:
/ @kanae
#kanae
#nijisanji
#vtuberEN

[@hitsuji-engsub-9958]

I just want to share that there is someone impersonating me and reuploading my translated clips. I would appreciate if everyone can somehow report this channel. kzbin.info

[@Necroneer]

Lmfao gotcha

[@maroooo1793]

Wth. Why though?

[@moratoria228]

Reported

[@HectorCanceler]

Reported my man

[@chiqquitoo6448]

i have no clue how to report it, if anyone tells me how, i'll gratefuly do.

[@Amerplaygames]

Probably the most serious game PH has played.

[@Viewahh]

Kanae hasn't played SSBU since January of 2019 and he was just practicing here for the tournament. Well he get destroyed by Saku anyway because items change a lot of shit(well and Saku has always been the best in Nijisanji in SSBU cause she plays it regularly).

[@GhOsThPk]

@@Viewahh Saku wins against Pornhub?

[@HaxeRain]

@@GhOsThPk nope

[@TheOutsider1115]

@@HaxeRain Bruh

[@zir456]

@@Viewahh is this same one that I know 👀👀 Well, She was Nintendo player so 🗿🗿🗿

[@Necroneer]

Lmfao I love how he started taunting as well, what a gamer Kanae is, he probably had PH serious there.

[@RedRoomDisco]

If only Robin had good taunts

[@eldigan431]

@@RedRoomDisco he's from FE, that's enough to make people pissed

[@AlexRonai]

@@eldigan431 which is pretty sad tbh

[@itsjyayjjword]

@@eldigan431 what does that mean

[@smug880]

lol this reminds me himawari said "kanae will avenge me" when she first met PH. well Kanae didn't avenge her, but he sure did make PH sweat a little there lol

[@sleepyguy4237]

Yo PH wasn't actually spamming that taunt much at the end there,probably got serious.

[@dipucena1049]

Pornhub would have got rekt if he had taunted him in the last match like he usually does

[@equinox4537]

There's a chance that he will if he still goofed around than the usual

[@kanaerotto4668]

lol kanakana is so serious he's not even talking. PH finally found his good match though. kanae put up the fight really well!

[@HaxeRain]

Whats funnier about this legendary DK, is that all the guys who have played him, laugh the hell off it and take it so chill and even being "uwah im so nervous, its really him" while the girls get so flustered and start raging

[@ousamadearudesuwa]

Amongst the Ex-Gamers, Kanakana is pretty much that one guy that could make even a great player go serious in a match.

[@ChiriConCarne]

At least Kanae put up a fight. Other vtubers just got destroyed.

[@Cel-vh7ut]

marine put up a pretty good fight too

[@Erelear]

Aqua put up a good fight until she got annoyed then she lose (as usual)

[@DarkwarriorJair]

No, there was a big gap in skill. Considering how PH quickly finished Kanae in the last stock while trying portrays the difference in strength.

[@AlexRonai]

@@DarkwarriorJair well yeah but he couldn't do much against two jab resets and a fully charged DK Punch lol

[@rawrxd5669]

AlexRonai But he can tho. He just can’t tech LMAOO

[@-Raylight]

The legend -Pronhub- DK is still unbeatable so far xD Kanae was so serious he didn't talk for a few seconds only to concentrate That was pretty close though, Kanae handled him pretty well compared to others

[@koronevirusreborn5220]

The Legend *P***Hub* Is Back again to destroy another v-tuber

[@dinozero2]

2:08 Only a troll would understand another troll

[@noethics2152]

"The Legend never dies."

[@dshim4731]

PH 1 stock left: time to play serious.

[@KanadeChiaki]

Someone stop this man he has gone mad with power terrorizing everybody with that gorilla taunt

[@illuzanaerenduill]

This is one of the rare moments where you see PH gorilla get serious a little...

[@JustARandomWeeb.]

this gorilla is unbeatable even in mario kart

[@matlatpower7472]

I get the feeling that PH is probably a pro player since the way he play remind me of one expecialy the way he combo so effortlessly.

[@tearsofjoy6326]

Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, PH is still unbeatable ever since he launched his own fan website that we all could ever enjoy. Right now his score is; *4 - 0*

[@HaxeRain]

its actually way up higher, he has raided miwa, hayato, morinaka, rion, furen, hakase, haachama, pekora, shien, aqua, marine, and others who i dont know their name, at least its 10-0 as he also visited sasaki twice

[@hat-desu]

This comment is either a trick to make us search for "Pornhub website" or I'm just out of the loop, did he really make one?

[@coldlight]

@@HaxeRain You can add Roboco, Himawari and Sara to that list

[@HaxeRain]

@Malk Henrk nah, the most humiliating one was against Shachou, with items on, he fucking SUPERARMORED with DK up b the bateball

[@asheep9568]

Wait whats the site?

[@audioshake6366]

i like how kanae instantly recognised the name lmao Pornhub DK has one hell of a reputation, and it only continues to grow. what a madlad also my guy with the falling nair > jab lock > giant punch at the end, lesgo

[@schwi1253]

Lmao did not expect him to get jab-locked like that

[@breloommaster12]

You know pornhub ain't messing around when he jablocks you into giant punch instead of taunting as usual

[@DarkwarriorJair]

He did start playing neutral at the end too.

[@katzetetsu]

Seeing this DK actually trying for once is really cool. THanks for translating and uploading this. Actually got here through a comment I made about this DK player bullying noob vtuber in this game a bunch which i didnt think was much fun after a while. And i am glad to see that he also displays his actual skills against other vtubers who can actually force him to play serious. Also a great way to find this new translation channel i can add to the list I guess. good shit I love DK

[@handonamari4859]

The fact that we never see PH Kong's full power scared me

[@kurosawarei7566]

a lil bit fun fact about this legendary gorrila DK is not his main~ surprised? me too

[@illuzanaerenduill]

Na...NANDATO??!

[@tcnrazuka7781]

Oh my God

[@cyrene03]

PH-san is everywhere kusa. At least Kanae is having fun

[@flipperflapper6682]

AAHAH FINALLY HERE! yeah he really got the closest win amongst all.

[@Kreceir]

I just love that Prrrnhub is basicaly Infamous in the Vtuber circle whenever it comes to smash, Like every Vtuber knows about this legendary taunting Donkey Kong

[@unkomaster579]

3:36 Everything ended as I saw the jab lock happeneing

[@Thel63]

That jab reset was so clean

[@axwano2251]

Il l’a peut-être pas battu mais il a réussi à le faire jouer un minimum sérieusement. C’est déjà pas mal.

[@CircaSriYak]

That’s the first time I’ve seen PH win without resorting to his usual bullshido tactic

[@xer0627]

2:07 i'm ✨ b l e s s e d ✨

[@kero6298]

I love kanaes laugh so much

[@zeihnwise4000]

man I thought I'm gonna witness the first defeat of PH but turned out it still unbeatable still a close call tho, kudos to Kanae

[@blaqstar]

the myth, the legend among vtubers!!!

[@nonsensicalabyss]

It was an epic fight regardless. Sasukanae! He also gets better after this fight. One day, PornHub, one day.

[@theleathercandle]

That Donkey Kong player is actually really good. Manages to beat Kanae while still half messing around, like how he still taunts after burying him

[@123dragonxslayer]

A legendary Opponent for a worthy battle

[@code_Rei]

The moment Pornhub the Gorilla stops taunting is when the universe shakes

[@nobodysaw]

damn even kanae didn't surpass the Donger

[@kawakaze488]

Imagine PH 1v1 with Mkleo and PH going Toxic mode but got Clapped

[@TheSpeedyFire]

PH DK is pretty insane I love this guy lmao

[@Heavenly-Drakian]

by far the most intense battle PH has had against a Vtuber i've seen

[@geebeepman]

seems like serial taunter PH gorilla isn't just effective against the harem but also on harem protags too.

[@why_r_u_runnin9]

This needs a rematch~~ he doesn't even know how to taunt (....maybe he forgot?)

[@nyarlathotep8723]

Pornhub sure wasn't taunting when I beat him with my incineroar lol

[@matiaspereyra9392]

3:07 that's when the Dong had enough

[@crystal110698]

Kanae lost 2-3 despite seeming like he hasn't played Smash or used that character in a long time. While, looking at the comments here, others did pretty badly. What a legend gamer 👑

[@MukuonChannel]

We have yet to meet this Gorilla's match. KanaKana almost had it.

[@Zimage00]

Gotta hit those techs kanae

[@Yamaya2_Haya]

THIS MADLAD DESTROYING VTUBERS LEFT TO RIGHT

[@kunou_noah]

Hey, Kanae made him taunt less xD That's an accomplishment in itself lol.

[@unnaturallynatural8885]

Holy shit kanae's fucking good

[@chariot9285]

Kanae's gotten better at ssb, at least. Last time I watched him play he missed every fire thing lol

[@DarkwarriorJair]

He can extend the distance if he jumped while Side-Bing

[@asdffjsdjasd]

Yo, Kanae is the first person I've ever seen mash out of Pornhub's cargo pivot walk. What an ESPORTS MOMENT. Literally everyone else, even VTubers who are generally decent at Smash just let him carry them back and forth until the natural grab release.

[@deadmeme4276]

Is there any Vtuber who could win against the mighty pornhub?

[@hitsuji-engsub-9958]

Fuwa minato won twice after playing with him more than 25games

[@NotKaiii]

A small victory

[@tosanyu23]

Fuwa Minato. He can't deal with a pro, but at his level it's enough to have a decent fight against this player. There also was Kazami Ryou from Game Club Project, who could put up a good fight against Japanese Smash Pros while he collabed with them, which means something. But his old Seiyuu got changed sadly. I can imagine he would be able to destroy this gorilla. Then there are Virtual Smashtubers or at least the virtual personas of their respective competitive Smash-Player like Taranito, Tsu and Neuralis, who could also deal with him easily. As a competetive Smash-Player myself I can say that "P***hub" is not that mighty, but at his level it's clearly enough to mess with some japanese Vtubers who play just for fun.

[@mycro90379]

@@NotKaiii A trifling victory, but a victory nonetheless.

[@shafwandito4724]

@@tosanyu23 Sasaki will be interesting since she actually destroyed kanae in recent Smash tournament with ease and just bulldozing everyone after beating Kanae. Not surprise at all since Sasaki is a true Nintendo player

[@TheNintenfan64]

I kinda wanna see Pornhub get bodied once.

[@NigelNikoba]

PH = pornhub : *no nO NO NO NO* PH = purple haze : *yes yES YES YES YES*

[@AxelLord20]

Secretly that's alpharad after he learned the ways of Hard DK and he just didn't want anyone else to know that he's a fan of vtubers (Btw this is a joke)

[@bootlegshima3126]

I only read the title and I’m so confused

[@ren4383]

7 like 2 comments and 0 views? Anyway Hub of the Pron is hunting again.

[@Zenixx1es]

Lol tht gorilla's name is cool isn't it minna?

[@pseveenn]

I thought he could win bruh

[@foss7483]

No one beats Pornhub lol

[@RatchildUK]

Pornhub claims another victim

[@colt1903]

When did this start, and why I wonder

[@dclol715]

Kia

[@Amir-ct1yx]

Is PH and Ojii-chan the same person?

[@biku3628]

ph means philippines

[@vry6946]

And Pornhub

[@hitsuji-engsub-9958]

There is another.

[@biku3628]

@@hitsuji-engsub-9958 someone's reposting your videos and copying you kzbin.info/www/bejne/roHZoIOqf5aohdU

[@conq1273]

>When you are 14 days in no nut november

[@danm4952]

I am the 69th comment i am god