nijisanji moments that keep me up at night 3 (compilation) [ENG SUB]

[@MofuMofuSubs]

my japanese teacher: so how's your studies going? me: flashbacks to editing 14:42 also me: pretty good, i learnt a lot of new words last week

[@lynaa_8348]

lmao. so far so good

[@ramandhakuntarasoma8955]

Understandable, have a nice day

[@jerret_6998]

There are words to ask our iTalki partners about, and there are words we save for jisho. lol

[@argyrendehringterimksaccu174]

@@jerret_6998 if its last resort I pick kotobank...

[@jerret_6998]

@@argyrendehringterimksaccu174 Didn't know this was a thing. Thanks for the new resource!

[@ShellC_blts]

Bodoka: i moved in with my girlfriend Kanae: *hangs up* The greatest betrayal in all nijisanji history

[@968Yamii]

i feel you kanae...

[@chattycookie5971]

"that man was not living by his own strength" 😂😂

[@argyrendehringterimksaccu174]

couldve just ask hoshikawa for rental kanojo maybe cameo in s2...or grandblue solution scene

[@rin_etoware_2989]

even surpassing Kanae's surprise oblivion punch to Vodka

[@aubrey2249]

“I want Kagami to verbally abuse me” ... I’ve found a comrade. I, too, want Kagami Hayato to treat me like a piece of trash

[@ha_nasaki6328]

comrade 🤝🏻

[@DNEChannel]

Hmmm interesting....

[@wxsteri2580]

He wouldnt ever / would and feel bad about it WHICH MAKES ME WANT IT EVEN MOREEE

[@DNEChannel]

@@wxsteri2580 *YESSS*

[@ChronicalV]

Iirc theres a few clips where he snaps and does something similar and boy does it light a fire in you whether youre into it or not

[@Usernotavailable.404]

these clips make me realize that there are so many talents in nijisanji family

[@yowaifps]

There's over 100 talents in nijisanji i think

[@A7XFan800]

102-103 in Japanese branch alone. I think they're near or over 140 talents when ID, KR, and VirtuaReal (Nijisanji's Chinese branch) are included.

[@4673_ですか]

So many talent and crazyness, lol

[@silverwolf3625]

1:15 "Usually the staff keeps an eye on me." I wonder why Noraneko lmao

[@zomfgroflmao1337]

That cat is a walking natural chaos disaster zone, I would question their sanity if they didn't.

[@qupie358]

Not just the staffs, Mito and Deron sometimes keep an eye on this stray cat too

[@carolinedelafuente7251]

I'm reminded of this certain translated reddit post about her going to the doctor because she did the dumbest thing she could do to her nips😂🤦‍♀️

[@pedropaloma1377]

@@carolinedelafuente7251 I might be late, but I require the sauce for scientific research purposes

[@argyrendehringterimksaccu174]

@@pedropaloma1377 wth pedro I found u in the wild-sunDj, I cant believe i found out that while surfing in dnbooru comment cant believe it got into decomposition state some green iirc puss, borderline ER this grill really

[@timeskipper2493]

Just to remind, guys. Gundou Mirei is a school teacher.

[@_Seileach]

Was, I think she mentioned she's not doing any teaching now with rona and emergency states over there. Also she wasn't a full time teacher either iirc.

[@GayLord64]

Was*

[@ariefrobani7486]

Was

[@DragonicFang]

She could be an online teacher?

[@vaporizer1457]

@@GayLord64 Did she quit?

[@-Raylight]

Ange : Wants a boyfriend Also Ange : *A very dense protagonist* Lmao poor Yashiro, but being called "Old man" when you're 29 years old... that is also part of life Wait Mao is not a boy? xD Gundou-sensei : *"I like oppai and ochinko"* What a -cultured- _seiso_ sensei as always, I just hope her students aren't watching lol

[@TheNintenfan64]

Also Ange: still under 25.

[@Subit_0000]

@_*ZAPATOZ*_ she is bi

[@Subit_0000]

@_*ZAPATOZ*_ yo that's so wild, thanks for this wild imagination

[@yulusleonard985]

her character is 152cm tall so its best to avoid her before FBI knocking your door.

[@thepositiveguy2768]

The rise of nijisanji clip compilation truly is a blessing

[@RanRanRenchan]

Bodoka: Actually, I don't really use Uber eats that much anymore. Ever since I moved in with my girlfrie- Kanae: *hangs up* That was dangerous. Be careful guys, that man was not living by his own strength. ￣へ￣ Ah yes. Kanae-senpai always has his viewers' best interest at heart.

[@anons2351]

Gundou: Manko!! MofuTranslates: Pu**y Gundou: Chinko!! MofuTranslates: Di*k Gundou: Machinko~!!! MofuTranslates: ಠ_ಠ wtf

[@kairou_mikael]

Www

[@sho9585]

maybe futa?

[@kairou_mikael]

@@sho9585 most likely

[@DragonicFang]

I'm dying from this gdi 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@あきら-v7h]

It’s hard to explain or translate

[@Jcannnon]

That stray cat got me good

[@gokbay3057]

"Give me back my tears" I felt that man's pain.

[@DNEChannel]

Its just like... OH NO!! Anyway~......

[@AshkanKiani]

I was watching live and I was 50/50 on "this is a prank" and "this can't be happening." My heart hurt

[@Mart-E12]

That was scary af

[@Arashi257]

Lol, why'd they include Maimoto in there.

[@keps_ksk]

The Tamaki quitting KZbin clip gave me a heart attack

[@alestorprime7962]

What ?

[@olduser9061]

@@alestorprime7962 1:44

[@xiaoxiaostickguy]

Give me back my tears

[@Nobunga]

Tamaki really knows how to give people whiplash

[@CTStyles31]

Goddamn it I turned 29 a week ago, that hurts Saku...

[@FuryXDMGS]

✨That's a part of life🌟

[@exodium4870]

I feel you brother

[@iroheshibi4785]

This is good that you name each of them and have the logo of the company they're on kinda like that kind of editing it gives a summary of where are they from especially those who recently start watching Vtuber 11/10 editing

[@tiana1423]

"That man was not living by his own strength" lmaofnskfjksjdj 😭😭😭

[@Yuyuzu17]

otsukare! By the way Amamiya released a full version of that Pokemon skit with English closed captions, so check it out on her channel if you guys are interested!

[@sandyilhamyusuf6671]

Maimoto never get some rest, always roasted

[@atlasdgen]

Ange is a dense protagonist? That explains her popularity with the ladies

[@khoinguyenpham9250]

Do you find it entertained watching a woman in her late 20s screamed because she rolled "ochinchin" and "manko"?

[@getzby7877]

Yes

[@Nobunga]

Why wouldn't I

[@junlim7330]

I watched 4 men play it for 2 hours. And yes. I am entertained

[@rarminqorset3628]

Why yes

[@isabellajemica]

Obviously

[@Bulldogg6404]

Don't think I didn't notice you added TV static to the transparency behind your subs @14:33. The subtle details are very respectable.

[@azutsukimiya]

Also perfectly-cut frown

[@YurgenGrimwood]

Holy shit, I've never seen the first girl but she's adorable. The way she speaks, so quaint. Also 3:20, damn sly cat. Playing with your emotions like a true feline. 4:50 and damn they all subs. 12:00 Katrina embodying all of us.

[@AsterPringlei]

She's Eli Conifer! There was a really nice collab with her, Sister Claire and Tsukino Mito where they had a tea party and ate cakes together - one of the rare times where Mito wasn't crazy.

[@PiekronMaster]

Eli Conifer is her name. I really recommend you watch her latest stream, the #にじ歌DAY one. Its only 30 mins and its a singing stream; its part of a Singing Stream Relay that Nijisanji just did recently. Her singing is amazing, and she plays flute as well

[@janedoeYT]

aww, Utako spending 4.5 hours on the ochinchin dice game wasn’t included xP

[@Zetsubou2k9]

Thanks for the clips! And special thanks for including Fumino Tamaki!!!

[@joe9893]

This channel needs to explode in popularity, some real nice editing. Only critique I have is that some scenes have small typos , but they’re quite minor

[@MofuMofuSubs]

I see those typos 10 mins after I upload and it makes me want to commit seppuku for bringing dishonour to my family

[@rukakoaye5368]

@@MofuMofuSubs *sudoku

[@jaehaerys48]

Love seeing more Eli Conifer fans!

[@niconicokms1424]

Elikusa gang rise up

[@KeiKatsuuu]

I full knowingly entered these years expecting the weirdest of the weirdest shit to come to life. But never in my entire life did I imagine that I'll watch some all-boys teacher be so excited to see unko, unchi, manko, chinko, and the cherry on top, ochinchin.

[@jaywye]

That is one bold introduction, Gundou.

[@Necroneer]

Starting off with an Eli clip wooooo! 0:22 3:25 Lmfao I love chat. 5:01 I wonder how he feels about this.. 5:44 Really love how Amamiya was walking in this skit. 7:33 LMFAO I love this so much 12:59 Sasuga Yashiro-sama. 14:19 Guy in the chat being savage as usual. 14:42 What an intro. Gundou sure is excited about those.. words. Thanks for the translation and compilation of these!

[@VladimirIsmaenkAnzorkovich]

tldr NKODICE nijisanji members' stream: -gundou-sensei, as you can see from this clip (ex-1st RTA holder among other members, with timing under 30 minutes to get OCHINCHIN combo) -hoshikawa the 1st RTA holder among other members with timing under 10 minutes to get OCHINCHIN combo also hoshikawa: "ELIRA MITTE, CHINKO DAA!!" (yes, elira nijisanji en appeared in her chat during the stream) -utako-neesan, loves BL so much yet must waiting for 4 hours stream to get OCHINCHIN combo -ran-neesan, did singing ritual and get OCHINCHIN combo after that lol -machita, ironically having "ma" in her name yet don't like when "ma" dice appeared (still not getting OCHINCHIN combo, she's playing for 30 minutes and the rest of stream just singing randomly as usual lol) -fumi, RTA her stream in 7 minutes lol (her title stream: "Stream end if I get CHINKO combo) -gwelu, playing casually with his nijiPEX (Nijisanji Apex event) teammate and still not getting OCHINCHIN combo -seed boys (chaichai, kou, yumeoi, yashiro), everytime O/MANKO combo appeared they just awkwardly silent or said "ah..", "uhh, desyone..." later screaming happily when OCHINCHIN showed up during yumeoi turns lol also chaichai: slipped saying O/MANKO 2-3 times lol btw nice video, as always awesome edit there keep it up PS: ngl that NKODICE have better physics and graphics than cyberbug 2077 edit: wording

[@lmaAsian]

Many clips from recent streams. You are a god. THANK YOU

[@MonsolEnsagia]

13:38 As a 29 yo,who's extra depressed tonight,you have no idea how this silliness cheered me up xD

[@isabola6215]

thanks for the clips! also thanks for translating fumino tamaki she’s so funny and i’ve barely seen any clip of her

[@モモレモン-l6y]

たまちゃんの翻訳いっぱいあって嬉しいです😭💓 海外勢にもたまちゃんの良さが伝わりますように…！

[@rea8959]

"Ah it's not @Ichikara-san but @Anycolor-san" -stray cat

[@8koi245]

Kanae : That man was not living by his own strength LMAO

[@Yawnz2]

Niji is on a whole different level of entertaining lmao

[@blacksiopao]

Honey, wake up. new MofuMofu Nijisanji compilation.

[@kyujuu22]

I seriously have to thank you as all your compilation remade the days i watched them.

[@Joharxyz]

I just watched the previous two last night and we get a third one today?! What are the odds!! Thanks!

[@-Raylight]

This is why they should keep an eye on Noraneko xD Lmao Noraneko, give us back our tears! Also 🔥Maimoto🔥 Vodka-san lol, sasuga Kanae! He hang up at the perfect moment. Hell will unleash if he finished that sentence. Good thing there's no Kenmochi at Kazaki and Chii-chan's 3D Thank you Lize for clarifying it was just a joke, I thought Iinchou was beating Natori for real xD

[@lwsw6180]

Why burn Maimoto

[@GingerRin]

​@@lwsw6180 'Burn' or 'Flamed' is a phrase that is used within japanese internet community to imply someone is causing internet drama or attracted negative reputations. (Let say Vtuber A is found to be scamming people, and the internet is not happy about it, we will call this situation 'Vtuber A being flamed') Maimoto has a running gag where his fans keeps alluding him as someone that causes drama, and therefore 'easily flammable', thus the birth of the meme [🔥Maimoto🔥]. Maimoto being the wholesome guy he is, embrace this running gag with open arms

[@alliehera]

Thank you for the translations! I love these clip compilations, it gives the english speaking audience a look at nijisanji that we wouldn't otherwise have.

[@messeh7293]

Thank you soo muucchhh!!! I enjoy clips, they are fun -cultured- Also a great way to learn more about the members

[@bananasenpai]

Kanae hanging up on Vodka LMFAO

[@rigen97]

Eli: zaa~ko me: ight, imma subscribe

[@carl4889]

Mao's boyish chest is one of her best parts.

[@jerret_6998]

After a long first day back at the office, this was the best surprise. Thanks, MofuMofu!

[@Hatman_Hans]

Fumino Tamaki really living up to her Noraneko name huh

[@saki3769]

I know i shouldn't but why do i feel something awaken from the first clip

[@beegtea]

you appeared in my recommendation and you're cool beans

[@neutron1453]

yo dude you make some high quality stuff. holyshit

[@leensatta907]

Otsu for your hardwork!

[@mega_beef]

keep em coming cheif ur doing the lords work

[@Irimu_]

I'm always amazed that Shiina can be such a bully a lot of the time while still being an M at heart.

[@PandaXs1]

man the more I see of that time fumino was a guest on the okayu/shiina show the more I want them to collab in the future. also like how yashiro has basicaly accepted shame as a part of life lol

[@laka6748]

Thanks for the video! Your editing is superb!!

[@dannn8785]

this is the colorful world nijisanji.

[@Jacksonforeversprout]

"I moved in with my girlfi-" Kanae: *hangs up* Thank you, KanaKana. He's always looking out for us

[@hinafgo]

Thanks for the translation!

[@muhammadnaufalw1822]

This will also keep me up at night since I'll *watch this video instead of finishing my assignment*

[@boilednoodles]

3:26 what does maimoto have to do with all of this leave the poor man alone 😭😭

[@Honyasu]

Yashiro being wise is something that I don't know that I don't want to see anymore.

[@koteshima6682]

This stray cat really had us in the first half not gonna lie, definitely one of my favorites mainly because of the naan tragedy (legend)

[@depresespres4214]

Tamaki requires constant adult supervision

[@johnrose4800]

nooo you cant just use the company card to buy microtransactions haha funny cat go brrrrr

[@Smartz118]

Never have I seen a grown woman scream "penis" in such ferocity and elation.

[@joaopereira717]

I don't know why but I had a loud laugh when I read that ''tskr'' xD

[@doggypi1532]

9:13 the thing kenmochi likes lol~ and Akina really does feel ...I dunno ...kinda like restrained like holding back lol~ 13:15 when is yashiro's bday again?... I remember matsuri saying "honmono no fairy da" lol~ he'll be a real fairy soon~

[@goukenslay7555]

Nijisanji really borders on some sort of line that i can't describe

[@tiana1423]

Niji on a whole different level also lmao Kanae

[@Rodoadrenalina]

Bro I would marry Angie just for her to say that she was married at this point(i also do like her too)

[@ozko6811]

Kanae is such a mood

[@pineconeofwisdom3729]

This damn stray cat

[@MWeebposting]

I'd really love to see more nijisanji clips. Dunno if there's just not as much compared to hololive clippers or if KZbin is just bad at recommending them.

[@ReaperXism]

Came here to laugh and forget about a certain sad announcement at the other agency today Then 2:24 happened and brought all the emotions back... But seriously, thank you mofumofu subs

[@jakedo4577]

Gundou's NKODICE (OCHINCHIN) time record: 23:58 mins. Pomu's NKODICE (OCHINCHIN) time record: 26:06 mins (via. Elira's praying).

[@ryujin______]

poor eli lol

[@matthew44able]

I think the whole Pokemon thing is a reference to that skit Smosh did a long time ago.

[@simplydave9649]

Pure Chaotic Neutral to Chaotic Evil energy.

[@rfirebolt]

0:22 I'm in the fckin bathroom and I can hear the city jail calling me.

[@lancerblaze1284]

Poor Vodka getting trashed by Kanae like that lol

[@Jacksonforeversprout]

Be strong Natori....It will be all over soon ;_;. The bad iinchou will finish streaming.

[@96tax]

eli is SO F'KN CUUUUUUUTE

[@shishirraut3262]

7:45 I am dead. He hung up the phone lol.

[@chayanneenjoyer6461]

I've seen a lot of "ochinchin" these days...........

[@death_ly1652]

I almost at 3 "am" right now what a coincident

[@wolfedoggone4964]

0:41 Hmm interesting code

[@0zWiz]

Fumino is hilarious 😆

[@Ryesia]

Yay Eliiiii!

[@3mizuki_12]

ELI CONIFER CLIP LET'S GOOOOOO

[@yon9533]

8:57 got me rolling on the floor

[@Irimu_]

2:50 This made my brain stop for a second.

[@tsubasaplayer16]

5:44 getting smosh vibes right there with their first pokemon video

[@kurosakiht]

hmmmm, no wonder why those guys from Namco did hired Suou Patra for an official track........

[@alexceed431]

2:00 *They had is in the first half not gonna lie*

[@XenonKirito]

Ange being a cute.

[@MexicAnime]

15:28 "Oh I got it. DICK!!!" Good for her, she deserves some.

[@Kazu-don]

0:40 cant believe my first instint was to search the code

[@itried9134]

My dude would you do some asmr funny moments compilation lol

[@moonneko4035]

What am I watching... my glasses just exploded...