[Nijisanji] Teacher Yashiro Kizuku vs. 3rd grade student Furen E Lustario [EngSub]

[@-Raylight]

"What's battery?" "What's odd?" Looks like she's the same level as the next door's hero.. Actually nvm she's -worse- better, looks like HonHima just got a rival xD

[@watayukikimihyra7132]

Well, the fact she is an isekai female knight. That some dedication to the role. Or she really just choke herself to much

[@Dan-gs3kg]

@@watayukikimihyra7132 she's a "K-kuh Kill Me" Isekai, she needs to learn how to live without oxygen for prolonged periods of time.

[@JunonRizen13]

nah the that other hero is just foolin' around and hiding his true self .-.)

[@RayRahu]

Well, asphyxiation DOES kill brain cells, so it seems this is the consequence of choke-play ..

[@Homiloko2]

Now everything makes sense lmao

[@Necroneer]

Lmfao

[@turinmormegil7715]

I'm new hwre, but now I'm second guessing being here

[@RayRahu]

@@turinmormegil7715 Run, while you still can.

[@turinmormegil7715]

@@RayRahu NIGERUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

[@hatchu5477]

This stream was a golden spotlight for Furen's brain and Yashiro's patience. Truly blessed collab

[@Kanchito]

Yashiro + any dummies = great collab.

[@hatchu5477]

very true

[@Necroneer]

@@Kanchito Trueeee

[@canacomyrica]

we need more of these kind translation

[@lynell2B375]

2:24 I love yashiro's reaction when he finally understands furen

[@VieKrohtiel]

Yashiro Scream there is filled with all the stress he collected all this time

[@mechanicalhelios8321]

That’s the reaction of a man realizing his IQ suddenly dropped with his partner

[@fellucia28]

Imagine if himawari and furen played this game

[@equinox4537]

Fanter Gamer - Wanna see some explosions lmao

[@assaulthetz380]

Himawari = Airhead but still can understand higher graded lessons. Furen = A cool looking knight, you think she's a genius but she's a literal baby of mental age.

[@RichArchilles]

@@assaulthetz380 *Himawari thought the Sun and the Moon was one celestial body and that it revolves around Earth and not the other way around.*

[@illuzanaerenduill]

The bomb would be so frustrated that it would stop the timer itself

[@baroktoto]

@@illuzanaerenduill I could imagine the bomb getting tired of listening to their conversation be like "aight I'm out"

[@straycat9615]

Moments like this made Yashiro missed his wife

[@artminus1120]

Dola?

[@yin6287]

@@artminus1120 yep

[@ousamadearudesuwa]

nah, he missed the times where he and Chaika could easily scare or troll Hayato for no reason at all.

[@arowmorth]

I like how Furen is the another Nijisanji member with definition "Cool Baka".

[@arowmorth]

(Can relate)

[@X13565]

Recommend me the other

[@izu1624]

She kinda feel like a gender bend version of Ebio because they both idiot knight

[@CecilyRenns]

i wish you included what happened after the "boin" segment, Yashiro very patiently explained to her the concept of vowels and consonants, lmao

[@VirtuallyUnderstandable]

"it's dark, it's dark, it's dark" Hmm, my best guess in that situation is to cut the Fourth wire

[@MannyNeedsHelp]

Virtually Understandable HAAACHAMAAAAA!!!

[@lemonlupinreuben5362]

She's actually describing her state of mind; no lights on upstairs

[@fulldreem9009]

Got a problem with bombs? Dont worry! Just cut the fourth wire!

[@tripleaces659]

"Yes, yes, I'm adviser beautiful garl" - Marine hahahaha

[@viser14]

Haachama vibes right here lol

[@Kanegane]

The actual title: "Native speaker got confused by her native language"

[@Necroneer]

2:25 I felt Yashiro there. She doesn't know odd/even consonants/vowels and right or left lmfao. This is gold

[@gearsy3358]

Yashiro probably wanted to strangle Lustario, then he remembered she is Lustario...

[@foxsune009]

I wonder how Ibrahim feel babysitting her.

[@equinox4537]

He's gotten used to it. Probably.

[@Karoshi000]

any clip?

[@equinox4537]

"Looks like you need a lesson."

[@PhuNguyen-ph6lx]

4 minutes and 50 seconds of Yashiro trying his best not to commit genocide

[@YoruKnight134]

Fortunately, Yashiro's patience has been trained by none other than Hima-chan

[@scottjefferson4048]

3:09 I love that perplexed "Ha!?", just perfect.

[@ShiningGurren]

Yashio's Patience with Himawari: Near Infinite Yashiro's Patience with Furen: Don't push your luck

[@JohnWick-rh1zz]

Of course you would be more tolerant to your daughter

[@yuuta6563]

Her laugh is very pleasant-sounding.

[@Cid_Sensei]

Yashiro having a hard time while also having fun

[@dinozero2]

I'm starting to love Furen content. I'm glad to see her sub has increased recently.

[@CircaSriYak]

Same.

[@snow-yuki]

Choco-sensei needs to invite Furen to one of her exam, Aqua will have some rival

[@Tremulousnut]

The problem is Furen is a breast grabber too...the predator could very well become prey.

[@Akyx94]

0:17 - that Ex Albio move right there 😂

[@assaulthetz380]

Ex Albio, the strongest hero. Furen, one of the strongest knights. Similarities, both of them are Silly to the core.

[@Kurt_Andrew]

That is way beyond luck

[@kurisomething]

Hetza straight up muscle heads

[@kk-hr9ls]

anybody have a clip of him doing that lol

[@jasonon9849]

I- Is not like I'm speechless or anything, is just that idk what to say upon this Intellectual creature, She's beyond hope

[@MillionairePhil]

so you're speechless?

[@proxythefool]

@@MillionairePhil Well he did say she's beyond hope, that's good enough.

[@NecromancyForKids]

If you don't know what to say, that means you're speechless.

[@Raenseiz]

Yashiro can feel his IQ degrading on each minute pass

[@Melcookie96]

Aqua: Finally a worthy opponent

[@BillAPace]

Whoever forgets to breathe for long enough to pass out, loses.

[@tricksterhuaun]

That pause when she asked what Otherwise means, you can feel him struggling to keep his brain cells.

[@Kanchito]

I just realised... Yashiro can't do his lesson-teaching technique (choking) on her :[

[@Dan-gs3kg]

Here's hoping that Himawari wasn't added to the pile of Nijisanji into being choked. Even Kanda is getting accosted by one of them.

[@mikhamif]

"There are four buttons (Symbols)" "Diamond shaped? (Simon Says)" "Yep" that cracks me up lol

[@ZuraJura]

We've reached new level folks. Getting sexual harassed by *ALPHABET*

[@technoskull]

This is what happens when you don't get enough oxygen to the brain

[@bakk3731]

furen's baby tooth represent something and we now know what it is

[@turinmormegil7715]

4:48 Screams of relief....beautiful

[@sulthanms305]

Ebio and furen : *head empty no thoughts*

[@yandroskhaos]

humbly request a part 2 of furen's character arc

[@keppachi1216]

10 seconds in and I already feel thousands of years of Yashiro's sufferings

[@audioshake6366]

i legit thought the bomb was just gonna explode when she immediately pressed the red button

[@Blittzz]

when they solve a puzzle that requires furen to know what's left and what's right Furen: _comemorates and feels happy about it_ Yashiro: *GOES SUPER SAYAN*

[@ren4383]

I'm not surprise though, I mean she learn from the best hero.

[@moogle7752]

Clip 2:25 for Yashiro's "KONO YAROUUUU!!!!"

[@imjustpassingby7619]

I think medieval times doesnt teach modern math and modern technology so it wouldn't be a suprise that furen doesnt know those things

[@Tedd-emon]

It's a really great collabo stream if your gonna watch it try to watch each of their stream side by side to understand and mute the other...

[@0zWiz]

I really like her, she's a genius.

[@LSMadness]

so the "baby" part is not only her teeth, i see.

[@blitsheart]

I'm stressed for Yashiro. My gosh.

[@_simon.s_]

This is the funniest Nijisanji clip I've seen.

[@littleshells]

All that choking has really damaged her brain

[@oompalumpus699]

Quite a stark contrast when compared to how Dola and Yashiro just breezed through the game.

[@turinmormegil7715]

The amount of misscommunication in this is something of beauty

[@-saki-9130]

編集めっちゃ丁寧… 英訳助かる…

[@zer0legend109]

everytime he told her right and left she hesitates before pressing it, it's like someone newly learned about a button schemes and trying to press some keys, damn that's some next lvl airhead here

[@Earthesion]

Did Furen get brain damage from asphyxiation?? That hypoxia man

[@blavatsky2289]

2:25 I Came to hear this

[@zafreeti1738]

TIL; "Boin". Thanks

[@あきら-v7h]

*you have recruited a new family member*

[@foolish137]

Pretty sure that she was baiting for a "lesson"

[@nine_illus]

Foolish Orokamono LMAO

[@ThePastaBolognese]

Auto erotic asphyxiation got me like "what's a battery"

[@rekkou1880]

First time in my life i saw someone getting excited upon seeing nothing.

[@InnocentC0]

I like her laugh and blundness. She admit right away that she is wrong.

[@sonicfraisheya4028]

4:23 that confidence as she points out to the wrong direction and without yashiro knowing.

[@harmlesspenguin6104]

This is now one of my favorite vtuber clips yet.

[@howyoudoin8005]

Ooooh big red button must push

[@tbotalpha8133]

Oh Christ she fucking noscoped that red button right out the gate. Dis gon be gud

[@GervasiusMC]

I can totally relate with not being able to tell which is left or right.

[@reanamet1901]

Furen is a miracle of the universe.

[@nosewiggly3209]

her laugh gives me life

[@dj.blackstar]

Sure immediately presses the big red button, then holds it, completely ignoring the fact that this game is about defusing a bomb. A squirrel has a better attention span. She just seems like she constantly wants to have fun and doesn't give things a second thought lmao

[@fio6459]

yashiro just slowly dying LMAO

[@illuzanaerenduill]

If she and Hima collab and play some puzzle game like this....the game would shut down by itself

[@junejj2127]

"There's no color on it" [Dramatic Music plays] And Yashiro's breakdown😂😂😂Reminded me of that Kermit vid where he's waving his arms around

[@rando2190]

Love how he didn't say Vowels instead just said a, e, I, o, u cause he knew she was dumb

[@doggypi1532]

Solving a problem that's already solved... And it got solved by a trigger happy one... If that was a nuke I bet she'd pushed it the moment she saw it ..oof~

[@williamg5495]

man at this point it is worrisome. maybe she had amnesia in some point of life, idk ...

[@Villyzp]

Unstoppable force vs unmovable object in nutshell

[@Syncopia]

Looks like all that choking caused some brain damage.

[@emmanmanman]

I can't help but realize nijisanji now has 2 knights with roughly the same IQ Is this gonna be a trend now?

[@sonicfraisheya4028]

The respected senpai has to work together with the new baka kouhai

[@InnocentC0]

I would believe it if she just want to mess with him.

[@suou7938]

well, squares a technically diamonds(rhombuses), so she wasn’t wrong there

[@julesvermillion321]

Must be all that "Air Deprivation" huh?

[@yoursonisold8743]

Being Yashiro is suffering.

[@Kazu-don]

Me an engineering student: so what is an odd number?

[@manofcultur3191]

no thoughts, head empty

[@RadicalGaming1000]

Only thing Furen is an expert at is choking

[@yudhaadrian47]

I think there should be a game where the dumbest members of Nijisanji and/or Hololive collabs While we're drinking tea, and enjoy the chaos 😀

[@Steven-eu7pi]

Yey~ another airheaded vtuber :D

[@joaopereira717]

Meanwhile Haachama: Cut the 4th wire

[@samikrungoken]

She will get along with Aqua in a celestial level.

[@WaffleSSSSSPLUS]

what would a himafuren collab look like

[@Nocthmyst]

Y O U N E E D A L E S S O N

[@theomarzona7421]

Swords lower your IQ

[@YudhaRuuzami]

Furen be like 🐰🥕👶

[@Bwern]

Her laugh is like crack

[@zemeio1184]

I just watched the whole video. Man, that is improvement! Yashiro at first: What the hell have I gotten myself into.....? Yashiro after some time: Ok, she doesn't know a lot, but we can handle it... Yashiro at the end: OMFG YOU ARE A GENIOUS He should probably consider changing family after this.....

[@Nif-kun]

My brain hurts.

[@granberrybg3322]

I laughed so much at the first button

[@orphelliavalire7336]

I'd like to see her do a collab with Aqua

[@KneadingHarbl]

I want to see her on Choco's quiz

[@konohamaru77]

yashiro: finnaly, after 12 hours work i can re-*phone vibrate* ugghh who is calling rightnow*pip* hello? this is yashiro currently in not so want to help poeple mood so please leave a message please furen: hello its me furen. i need your help yashiro: what help? furen: there is bomb in my house, i need your help to defuse it yashiro:........oh god why

[@Steven-eu7pi]

I am gonna suscribe her channel.