If Relationships Had Contracts

"We don't validate."
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Written by Nikki Howard & Nick Zier
Directed by Nikki Howard
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[@jcnlaw]

Experienced divorce attorney here. I approve of this video.

[@ninja4O5]

He is a really good actor like fr

[@cannotfindmyshoes3]

Who is FR?

[@Olibaby12]

@@cannotfindmyshoes3 fr fr, he be bussin

[@styingweird9052]

Absolutely!!! They both are.

[@stevekaspar1396]

​@spankybrownspoon3228 uhhhhh whomever the new guy she's doin skits with..

[@yonggeun4222]

This is funny asf

[@ArcNine9Angel]

Truly a utopian relationship, everything is totally understood, communicated and won't at all reveal loopholes to be intentionally exploited in the future. Nope, certainly not. 😂

[@seanhammer6296]

Ya, like what if one of her ex roommates was a guy?

[@icyx9268]

the metrics are misguided misdirected and completely wrong this is worse than distopia or complete devoidance of human interaction and experience but also for subserviancy for fragility sustainment of narrow alignment with misinterpurted brute dictatorialism that we adopt thigns with no representative meaning as meaning and infact prequisetal installation of perception anyways your limiting your final potential living by someone elses playbook of astablished cultural confinements through a spam of endless resources to impose what enflates power

[@Leanzazzy]

Until you get the lawyers out and they start picking holes in it.

[@paleamigo8575]

Valid points: The good side is that the contract lays the foundation on the basics. If you want to exploit loopholes, etc, you're not serious and should just move on. Nowadays, some people need clarity as to what is expected of them.

[@jarrod752]

Sounds like a solo endeavor to do it properly...

[@derflop]

This honestly seems like it would make relationships easier

[@SomeUserNameBlahBlah]

Until the women gets mad and stops holding up the contract, then refuses to leave your place. With or without a contract, it all ends the same.

[@jamisonz3365]

There're some solid points here. Believe it or not, one of the main conflicts/argument between me and my wife is that she doesn't do womanscaping, which is a really unacceptable habit for me. (We're not from the US, and some women don't shave.) She thought it's a woman's right to decide what to do to her body. Of course she's right about that, but it's also childish because it really hurts the sex relations. There're also other things but this really makes me so frustrated, we almost don't have sex now and are reaching the point of divorce.

[@vladraduandrei5227]

@@jamisonz3365 wow, that d defo be a deal breaker for me , but I m 27 and the girls I ve dated were my age or slightly younger so maybe thats why they took care of themselves better.

[@ninjanibba4259]

​@@SomeUserNameBlahBlah that's ok, she'll be breach and she'll be on the "No Relationship" list that other guys will see publicly, she won't be able to recover from that

[@Ryengeku]

​@@jamisonz3365So, I'm just honestly curious on if it actually came down to a divorce or not. Did you guys come to any compromise on that issue?

[@rogersepeda4378]

She said any ex roommate , would suck if she said “ you’re going to like him “

[@ydid687]

i believe that's not possible since that would have been a violation of section Q 3:55

[@rogersepeda4378]

@@ydid687 but that only involves 3 somes and orgies not intercourse in general. She could’ve found a loophole there .

[@firet101]

Actually that stipulation was specifically for threesomes and orgies so under the terms of contract she could set him up with an ex roommate guy LOL

[@jch010]

@@ydid687 That section Q was nicely negotiated

[@aadityagupta250]

Section Q would only be applicable if more than two parties are involved, which doesn't appear to be the case here.

[@stophatingeachother9762]

4:01 is fucking hilarious. Just his expression and what's he's doing with his hands. Great comedy. Bring him back on Nikki!!!

[@nathanr2841]

Loved it

[@josephselwan1652]

Agreed

[@pdcichosz]

I lost it that moment xD

[@kramer1372]

Hahahahhahahahahahhaha

[@TBadalov]

What does that gesture mean?

[@Xiams]

I bet she's glad he found the G clause quickly 😅

[@Bout_TreeFiddy]

You notice he quickly moves on to Section D

[@gatzt3r]

Wow I just got it...

[@a_shawn_godwin2665]

"Section G, I hope you found it soon" . . . . Good one!

[@planktonofbikinibottom]

Nikki is such a convincing psycho girlfriend 😆

[@zipinha]

Not psycho here

[@ydid687]

@@zipinha always psycho everywhere

[@deadandgone70]

WE KNOW

[@gfrprempav4039]

Hahaa probably because she actually is in real life lol

[@jamesseeker1538]

Do they come any other way?

[@DakotaTheRota]

Ironically relationships would probably be way less toxic if both parties were very upfront about what their wants and needs are. And depending on the want or need the relationship will end so no time is wasted between them.

[@MrTinman712]

Its scary how appealing this process is treat actual relationships

[@DarkQuaz]

Honestly I wish dating was really like this: cards on the table no hidden agendas or unreasonable expectations.

[@Ares999999999]

This is actually pretty impressive contract negotiations 🤣

[@gnerd07]

"Add the clause...or we're done" A1 delivery. They did awesome here. Great blend of comedy and realism

[@aquamarine99911]

Not validating parking would be a deal breaker for me. Unless her office is in a mall. Surprised there's no reciprocity requirement for oral. Not necessarily in the same session, but over the course of a week it should balance out.

[@anderspedersen7488]

Maybe there is but if they’re in agreement there’s no need to negotiate.

[@danthemankhan]

You watch too much pornography.

[@NewWesternFront]

session defined as...

[@fsdh4]

My goodness! This is so perfect! I whish this was how standard relationships work.

[@burnttoast1076]

This is how I imagine sugar baby/daddy relationships work

[@TheTMAX50]

I love it. My dating life would so much simpler with that kind of contract signed before hand.

[@davidstorrs]

There's no reason you couldn't have the conversation. It's pretty standard in the poly community, among others. Needs both parties to have good communication skills and good intent but it's perfectly doable.

[@ninjanibba4259]

​@@davidstorrs you're the example of why the contract is needed

[@bogusmcbogus2637]

I do that wobbly pen thing all the time during work meetings lol

[@biologicalsubwoofer]

This was really good, Nikki! I think these could become a series with different topics that had contracts :D. Awesome work.

[@RayMelnik]

You should have a sitcom already. Cheers!

[@daltonlougiu7097]

Dude has a great voice. He should be a voice actor.

[@legaleagles3654]

I was thinking the exact same thing..

[@spartanswerve7575]

He’s a pretty big comedian and great impressionist. He played Jay Leno on the Pam and Tommy movie.

[@winstonwolff]

He gave very little and she gave a lot. I definitely think he won that battle.

[@Retrosenescent]

I actually liked this and wish relationships were this straightforward and easy

[@ThrillSeekersYT]

This is actually a brilliant idea! Can we get a petition going to start this?

[@snicker12]

You are the example

[@aleks5405]

It's called marriage

[@alexandermarquardt597]

​@@aleks5405 you want to tell, your future wife, that you want to marry her for a time, and sleep with another woman before that? Can I please come watch? I bring my owne popcorn.

[@retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106]

Got damn not even a marriage contract can touch that! Well done! 😂

[@jamaalsearcy5349]

I TOTALLY AGREE 100%😂😂😂

[@bmoshareholderappleshareho855]

Actually, all relationships are personal investments. Nobody is doing anybody any favors.

[@JGBSolutions]

Life would be so much easier if there was a contract for relationships. For real! 🤣🤣🤣

[@MR-nl8xr]

It kind of reminds me how the Orthodox do it in Israel, which I truly desire. There's a documentary on it.

[@bmoshareholderappleshareho855]

If you want life to be sweet and simple, don't get married and don't have children.

[@JGBSolutions]

@@bmoshareholderappleshareho855 I don't think it's that simple.

[@valyriantime910]

3:54 it's the little things... That "win" gesture is so spot on!😂 Great actor!

[@JohnMushitu]

All wars would end if this was adopted as standard practice

[@coolbreeze7795]

An actual hilarious skit with clever writing. Awesome👍

[@55TheInTIMidator55]

This is excellent but also not a terrible idea. Couples really should communicate their expectations.

[@screew708]

I mean they did communicate them. More so than 90% of couples probably

[@andymcmeekin2532]

@@screew708that’s his point lol. And do you really think 10% of couples go into contract negotiations like this? Lol

[@nathanielreichert4638]

“We don’t validate,” 😂 icing on the cake

[@nostaroisinthoras5887]

I thought that was a - back in the days thing… Great video as always! 😁

[@wharris123184]

Adam Ray?? Nikki’s calling in the big comedic guns! 👍🏾

[@boisebadboy93]

Honestly this seems like it would be better 😂

[@postalizeMike]

This was epic back and forth! Nikki, you're a STAR!!!!

[@noah18150]

Parking validation was the cherry on top 😂

[@agentholmes369]

Another masterpiece, can we have more skits with featuring him, you guys nailed it so good

[@Wittywhittier]

You're hilarious Nikki! Wishing you all the best. Thanks for making us laugh!

[@toddgilmore118]

This reminds me of asking a 16 year old for her proof of ID before dating. Then you find out she's 13 with a fake ID.

[@thediaz07]

Awesome concept and excellent delivery. Keep Up The Good Work!

[@kikzrandrade]

This one was one of the best ever! Thanks for the great content!

[@chengdong4548]

This is so crazy, my girlfriend and I have debated why can't marriage be a contract that needed to be renewed.

[@kajububanja4742]

One of your best vids yet :D

[@tobythetaaco8509]

This was your best video in a while, great stuff!

[@dragonnuma9965]

This was really good high speed. Great work

[@SpclOps20]

I remember something similar in the movie _Cherry 2000, (1987)._ Only difference was that each of the girls at the nightclub who were looking to date, brought their attorneys. It’s no wonder most guys in that movie settled for androids.

[@BravosReviews]

This is actually just rational. I’m honestly surprised people don’t do this.

[@commencethebeat8129]

I love Adam Ray, so glad to see him in the sketch :)

[@ARIES5342]

YOU AND YOUR CREW ARE CHAMPIONS!

[@mikelwrnc]

Idea for fun alternate ending: she reveals that her ex-roommate is a guy, thinking it was a gotcha, only to have the closer being the reveal that he’s bi and still psyched

[@HerrTweekCat]

This was fantastic!

[@NekromDj]

Love your stuff

[@matthewhecht6580]

you are great. Keep it up and thank you for lightening my day.

[@GamerCentricc]

Excellent! Planning ahead is always the key.

[@MrRyuas]

great vod

[@shawnbirt4161]

Brilliant writing, Nikki your a star in the making!! Continued success and thanks for another hilarious skit.

[@andis9076]

Good contract, glad they READ and clarify everything ahead of time ! This actually important piece of any relationship.

[@ALulzyApprentice]

This is mint! Well done!

[@cuddyross5432]

This was awesomely creative and funny! Love it! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jonesq63]

That was hysterical. You 2 guys would make any lawyer proud

[@heirling25]

This is brilliant on so many levels.

[@dsirius1500]

Well, I laughed so much watching this video, you should add that sense of humor to be mandatory in any relationship contract.

[@NCmountainview]

This is really good content! Enjoyed and comment for the algorithm.

[@umangjain293]

You're awesome Nikki, great video

[@ObiAmajoyiSrMD]

One of the best videos I’ve ever seen

[@Clovis5119]

This was really well performed!

[@aritra80]

OMFG 🤣😅😅 this is too good !!! a perfect blend of sarcasm and wit laced with reality ..keep going guys 👌👌

[@lovedeathdisco]

this is some of your best work to date. stomach hurting from laughing now.

[@andysiebert31]

witty and hilarious - but what made it for me were the nonverbals: facial expressions (eye narrowing and also eyebrows VERY up), the pen waggling, the finger waggling... one of your best

[@supersingular]

Hahahahaha loved the acting chemistry between you two!

[@Overleb]

I think I will bring such contracts to my next date.

[@CarlosRodriguez-dd4sb]

Love it! Reminds me of a Talk Radio marriage negotiation skit

[@aladebby3904]

I'm just here to say, if people would be talking about such, and other major issues beforehand (of course, not as in a contract, but casually) relationships would be working out waaay better! Pro tip I guess: be openabout your intentions, morals and expectations from the beginning

[@lamario295]

I feel like they'll make it for the long haul

[@JrobAlmighty]

Nikki doing the rubber pencil at a serious moment brings me joy

[@ba2skewer]

The best thing I have seen on the internet. Watched 5 times and will be back.

[@allendennisonmd8534]

The writing is brilliant and the acting is amazing. They never rest! It would help if ladies would “validate”more because we men are but poor vulnerable things and it is the loving thing to do. This has many chuckles per minute and will get a lot of hits.

[@jasonhaven7170]

Men are too selfish to be validated. Did you not see Section Q?

[@Nicole-fb6fr]

This is a GREAT idea!

[@Brando_Yancey]

Let's Goooooo!!!! I'm alllll about the contracts!!! That would DOPE!

[@DonnieDin]

Bro this is fucking gold 😂

[@josesammut9396]

actually a sick ass contract

[@DonnieDin]

@@josesammut9396 it’s more fair than the deal she got on Relationship Shark Tank

[@lordzendikar]

This is amazing

[@pescadorr69]

So funny! My favorite one yet!

[@matthewfelicelli9028]

love all your shit but this is by far the best!

[@atrikings365]

Love this one

[@nomnomnooma]

That was absolutely hilarious and so straight forward

[@vishnureddy34]

fantastic videos better than any sitcoms

[@slapshot0074]

Thoroughly enjoyed that.

[@dsauce223]

That was freakin' awesome.

[@daronbowman1034]

We need an updated version of this

[@MCarrick-ss7xc]

Great content

[@klichukb]

"Section G. Please tell me that you found it quickly." -- I see what you did there...

[@YagmurUckardes]

This was fantastic

[@ethanjsegat]

This was a banger

[@destrygriffith3972]

This particular series is absolute GOLD. More please! Did you see that short "Consent" from back in the day that might've kicked off this whole concept?

[@kramer1372]

Her face when he said , “Bono?!!”..hahahahhahahhahahahahhahah

[@Geo25rey]

This is good shit! And btw your outro audio was only in the right side of my headphones

[@PoorManMods]

contracts would absolutely make things easier haha

[@ADBorrego]

Nikki is such an amazing actress.

[@sb3985]

that was a great well thought out video.