Pull your wee wee out, she is either impressed or embarrased, both lead to silence
@skullsmasher378Ай бұрын
9/11
@espresso4965Ай бұрын
Laxative
@chucdachicn7988Ай бұрын
1:10 hawk dur got me rolling😂
@anthonyscopelite3057Ай бұрын
Yo... I feel ya. Literally made my day. 👏 🔥
@Sion_RevanАй бұрын
Absolutely took me out
@JordonThomas707Ай бұрын
I died laughing too😂
@espresso4965Ай бұрын
Nikko is my favorite black youtuber
@z.a-c_hАй бұрын
He’s Asian.
@cristian_mo-v5dАй бұрын
he's clearly indian
@tacticalsportsmanproductre6069Ай бұрын
Reall😂😂y
@lthlmurdaON_C-OPSАй бұрын
No he’s clearly Arab …..
@truckasaurus8948Ай бұрын
He's my favorite cheaner. Or does bink sound better?
@ChaosCreator163-t9hАй бұрын
Yo, the hawk dur is fricking comdy gold😂 keep doin' what you do, Ortiz👍😁
@Adam-nv9zoАй бұрын
I don't always Ortiz, but when I do, I Ortiz with Nikko.
@hisgrossАй бұрын
The kid taking a dump on/in california just about made me fall outa my chair. xD
@marcostarin5689Ай бұрын
I’m on rotation right now your videos keeping me going 😭
@bringerofuwu3325Ай бұрын
the hawk'durrr had me dying my dood.
@BRITISHFURY_1664Ай бұрын
6:55 genuinely couldnt stop laughing 😂
@TheRealDonBoscoYTАй бұрын
100% agree "you taking a shit" truer words have never been spoken
@ChristCast777Ай бұрын
Dude thank you for this upload I needed this today
@MYNAMEISJOHNMARSTON1911Ай бұрын
Love the vids Niko,keep up the good work
@devon6547Ай бұрын
“Bro look at the ref!” Had me dying man hahahaha 😂😂😂
@yeetgod9400Ай бұрын
That last one was crazy 😂
@The_American_People-13Ай бұрын
I swear Nikko Ortiz was in the navy the way he is always posting content revolving around well.. the title is enough 😂
@KaturodrakeАй бұрын
9:39 this the real infantry bro frat energy
@iketerrible6661Ай бұрын
That goat better not be anywhere in the Middle East is the truest and most funny thing I’ve heard in 2024😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
@AbdullahBashar-l5xАй бұрын
Love ur vids Nikko
@ZacharyHarpelАй бұрын
4:16 Poor gramps 🤣
@sarssf46Ай бұрын
Nikko made my night and I've still got all my clothes on.
@bakedbean7348Ай бұрын
On my last break at work this is just what I needed to finish the day thank you Nikko
@p1ne_tr3eАй бұрын
i think someone forgot to blur something here 7:30
@livelaugh.sturniolosАй бұрын
damn nikko’s spoiling us with this shit
@Addi3_13Ай бұрын
Early squad ❤ Love your videos they always make me laugh 😂
@SarspariilaАй бұрын
That goat definitely had a tumour 😂
@endless013Ай бұрын
That's not a tumor those are Hissar sheep they sell for up to $40k each and yes... Middle East
@kristinbrann696Ай бұрын
2:55 THATS A VIOLATION
@30augt6springАй бұрын
2:19 Ok Nikkos gay, thats a damn Billy. two balls and every thing
@Mr.Wayne8Ай бұрын
"hawk durrrr" 🤣😂🤣😂
@shadowmere3587Ай бұрын
Ironically enough the text in the goat video is Persian 2:20
@USergiuBАй бұрын
1:04 hawk tuah... spit on that thang
@Save-Your-SanityАй бұрын
Runners diarrhoea is an actual thing 😂
@r.b.rozier9692Ай бұрын
@3:58 Nikko acting like he's ever heard that sound in his life.
@RobinsonLeadershipGroup-h3iАй бұрын
BEST KZbinR EVER
@PossiblyJudgeАй бұрын
7:30 Made Me Really Want Some Oreos
@anromitoАй бұрын
0:42 he truly is a natural
@NoAssociation8585Ай бұрын
Hawk durrgot me laughing in a fooken library bro😅
@tevinbeach1363Ай бұрын
yo!!! that oreo clip is wild 🤣
@KaidenWeeks-zr8wkАй бұрын
Love your videos Nico tell your German Shepherd say hi
@KaidenWeeks-zr8wkАй бұрын
It said I won something
@KaidenWeeks-zr8wkАй бұрын
@ how do I claim my winnings?
@HBLWheelАй бұрын
Hey Nikko!!!! I voted you to win the gundies! Hope you win bro
@theBroGАй бұрын
Hawk Durrrrr lmao!!!!
@Gabmarques23Ай бұрын
My science teacher is a Navy veteran He said he would marry any man for 50 million Now on the other hand my history teacher an Army veteran sayd he would never marry a man no matter the amount Both served for 25 years
@Morbid_Freyja27Ай бұрын
Nah, cats are sweethearts! 😂
@Lostchannel-z5eАй бұрын
My man is going super Saiyan 1:32
@Hunter-b9b1pАй бұрын
Im a new subscriber but I've been watching you for a few months and you so funny
@Berm_BlasterАй бұрын
Hawk durrrr 😂😂😂
@michaelomahony1225Ай бұрын
This made me physical sick, damn I had to tap out. The armpit cooking then the window licking finished me..
@CptFishBowlАй бұрын
7:36 Oh my grampa dead. He died as he lived, tastefully racist. RIP Gramps
@maryjane4432Ай бұрын
This is my favorite series
@MarioLord14Ай бұрын
I’m wheezing 😂
@tassyrawrАй бұрын
Good video, as always. Nikko has given the Pass, it is official!
@ChuckyNKZАй бұрын
1:40 bro can i eat my frosted mini donuts for 5 seconds on youtube man
@ChuckyNKZАй бұрын
@ bite my shiny metal azz 🫡
@2Hot2C347Ай бұрын
7:28 made me get oreos
@TheRealMuiАй бұрын
1:36 the fact that he’s “dancing” to Fnf (Friday night funkin”
@endless013Ай бұрын
8:33 he busted into a room with even more cops waiting for him.
@MarkJr-e6fАй бұрын
Love ur vids
@erikaronska1096Ай бұрын
That info about marathon runners was disturbing. Thanks Nikko
@AdventureswithJ72Ай бұрын
6:52 got a fall guys ahh run
@jocelynh444Ай бұрын
Nikko your so funny 😂
@nathantreacle3386Ай бұрын
I ran a 50k, used the porta potty, no poopin da pants
@Catherine34560Ай бұрын
I poo poo myself twice, Boston marathon. Thats all I got to say
@cartooncritique6625Ай бұрын
0:19 Oh La La! 😍
@romanbelic776Ай бұрын
Hawk dur is crazy lol
@urielmartin4707Ай бұрын
UNC fighting for the huzz
@402SHOАй бұрын
My last mtn bike race in highschool I quit halfway thru the race because the preworkout was HITTING… I wasn’t taking any chances I went to the nearest QT, and made it back before the race finished 😂
@KaiBantАй бұрын
5:05 fuck it we ball
@jacobblakely555126 күн бұрын
Every interrogation room I've been in the walls are all bricks
@Kjl-x5jАй бұрын
0:54 low and slow and he will never know ATTTAAAACK
@heyyyyitsjeffАй бұрын
Bleeping the f word but not the n word is diabolical 🤣🤣🤣
@Codbeast101Ай бұрын
I didn’t ask for the card nikko, I don’t need it. No card needed to be racist😂
@Jdrf73Ай бұрын
Stokes twins 😂😂😂😂 4:22
@JMcGuigsjrАй бұрын
Haven’t ran a marathon but definitely shit my pants
@Senzura1Ай бұрын
When you threaten him to jump out but the car keeps getting faster
@Beth_OMetteАй бұрын
Nikko Hun... thats a boy goat...
@snooch_da-booch2582Ай бұрын
Lowkey that referee looks like kentucky ballistics😮
@ArdmorWest.1Ай бұрын
8:35 strongest American wall:
@sssniperboofygoofyАй бұрын
The 1st one 💀
@Anime0ArenaАй бұрын
"Moments you still think about" GERMANY AT ITS FORMER GLORY
@violetterose6364Ай бұрын
Nikko you a mf savage 😂😂😂. Hawk durrr, 🤣🤣🤣
@mystery-jh6jnАй бұрын
❤ 0:10
@alexanderkoyle4283Ай бұрын
You are the best
@Rusty24kАй бұрын
Yo Nikko when you conceal carry what are places you don’t bring your gun inside or have to leave it?
@Hambam123Ай бұрын
Okay Nikki, cats gonna prove you wrong…just you wait…
@MichaelSchumacher07Ай бұрын
4:09 so close to getting cancelled
@SandraBagansАй бұрын
Grandma was grinding that guardrail like she was back on the pole 😂
@Da-Pigeon152Ай бұрын
I am so glad you post often. You're so funny
@Optional-Slag16 күн бұрын
"Is it wet? Nah, it's dusty!"
@Jump_outboizАй бұрын
Yeah I've ran a marathon and cross country and track and yeah we all don't do good with that lol
@MarcosTolerАй бұрын
the kid is constipated😂😂😂😂
@sandrabuck-ry8ntАй бұрын
OMG, I love ya!!
@yeetsarjn3293Ай бұрын
GODDAMN WE NEED THAT HARD R
@bullabl287Ай бұрын
I ran 64 miles back in August. Most valuable lesson learned was, DON’T TRUST A FART!!!
@904_noahАй бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂
@vfdavis42Ай бұрын
Is it wet? Nah, it's dusty, but it do stink though... hahaha
@Kojak024Ай бұрын
That goat is 100% in the Middle East
@SmithJohn-h3zАй бұрын
The wrestling move is actually a yoga move called the child support.
@redman9527Ай бұрын
@1:06 is that woah vicky
@Troldefar94Ай бұрын
Why the hell did they shave that goat ass. Maaaan now I'm half chubbed up
@Berm_BlasterАй бұрын
You must be middle eastern 😂
@APatheticGaming0Ай бұрын
Yooo NIkko, my boy, could you pass me the pass?
@TheBritishSpadeАй бұрын
Niko you sorta laugh like a dolphin 🐬
@RyanDrake-r1rАй бұрын
Fr
@Antifurry1234-s6z8 күн бұрын
I would run away
@tyrell9672Ай бұрын
5:25 i would quietly get upand leave without saying a word