GTA San Andreas - Fail Cutscenes and Dialogues

[@itsyourratbrotherjerry.4626]

9:58 Cesar : Oh man you just let them get wiped out CJ *move yo body duh duh duh duh*

[@scarletangel972]

😂😂

[@viejodegeneradoculoroto4111]

How?! 0_o

[@psicogames5509]

@@viejodegeneradoculoroto4111 How? How what?

[@АлександрПорубов-ж9й]

Ввк🖕🏿✌️👍🏼👇🏼🖇️👍🏿👎🏿✌️✌️💔

[@notengonombre]

@@viejodegeneradoculoroto4111 be quiet some segundos and pausa the game and resume

[@urielacosta2329]

2:57 CJ was about to commit suicide because he was fat. But Big Smoke gave him some motivation and saying that he better go to the gym. Be like Smoke

[@LordArbiterThermite]

he still jumped

[@TheDiddlyWiddly]

be like smoke, no I don't whana be a backstabber

[@LANZD_]

Yes

[@Makjeh]

notice how it took cj an hour to get on top of the bridge... ;DDD

[@Red-ui9wg]

Damn.. rockstar make us dissapointed from making him a betrayer

[@familybroakajonny]

For architecture espionage, you forgot that you can get arrested for doing blueprint photography while the guards were still around

[@skyversa3593]

0:55 Damn, he shook us! Mother--

[@thishandelisntavailable]

Now we know where nick fury pulled off that dialogue from in the end credits of infinity war

[@YOUDONESON69]

*Mission Failed Your Homies Didn't Make It*

[@runwiththeqase]

Carol The Wildcat Famous last words.

[@MsXGladiator]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@InvestedGman]

Man This Game is Timeless!

[@yashmjcoverartist4292]

14:40 Smoke : Come on playa, get in **Car gets on fire** Also Smoke: Get out!! Get out

[@andrique1]

I bust out laughing😂

[@f.b.i9184]

OMFG LOL

[@Idkwhatiam]

14:58 meanwhile...

[@yashmjcoverartist4292]

@@Idkwhatiam oooohhh

[@johnathankarles5396]

Main channel guy please pin this comment

[@MarshallLeeFlames]

9:13 "Shit, Mike Phone's dead!" *proceeds to do a sick car aerial trick*

[@dvdreview7956]

R.I.P Mikes Phone

[@JackyWongWorld]

12:47 Rosenberg become Frozenberg

[@Delta_47cz]

Rofl

[@丂几几乇尺]

Jacky lol lmao

[@RoseAnimates]

Lmao

[@sedinpro9735]

WTF,hahahhaha

[@spoderman7455]

Iceberg

[@ihatelife1935]

3:51 **cj fails at dancing** *everyone else stops*

[@noobmeffazine]

Carl Johnson Ay homie, what’s crackin wit you?

[@bigsmoke6872]

I'm putting you in a wheelchair when I'm done. 😂

[@luksam5713]

Girl : *fights cj* cj :*smash van*

[@luksam5713]

Cj: YEAH ME? LOOK AT YOU PATHETIC BITCH!

[@Chadnvaldr]

Dude danced so awkwardly he ruined the whole party

[@hyukki3593]

2:11 the way Caesar said "Come on holmes, hit me fucker!!" is absolutely hilarious

[@bencewohner305]

10:50 Sorry pal, you're not what the boss is looking for. The boss will be in touch.🤣

[@gladlee7520]

2:10

[@lisashannen6474]

15:46 Jump you , _Fool_ _CJ JUMP_

[@ahoy9100]

Jumps.... but CJ survives

[@_aquamarina9308]

He can jump a several time and didnt die

[@mstcviserion4149]

Tommy vercetti can jump all day

[@denkotroi1440]

Andy KA ex use nw

[@out-v-played]

@Andy KA did you see him brake any bone

[@boi8463]

4:58 Time for a visit in the station Carl: fUcK y0u

[@MrRichmanCash]

Boi he should've added Popo when he said fuck you

[@capu4516]

Super cop'd. He literally teleports out of his car

[@Derrick_Rose18]

😂😂😂

[@seamuspeacock346]

CJ YOU FOOL CANE WONT SHOW NOW

[@Pancake3225]

4:27 I love Sweet’s reactions 😂🤣

[@brandonperez8977]

Sweet: CJ, you been hitting Ryder's wet stick?

[@alisamsher9107]

No spam pure gta 4 action packed gunplay m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/mmi7eKh8oZaBnqc

[@batman_2004]

Marvelous! 😂

[@БорисОсипов-ц6ь]

Hey, Adrian Maldonado, your avatar picture is soo cute

[@Pancake3225]

@@БорисОсипов-ц6ь thank you so much!!

[@ferminutria9494]

14:40 Smoke: C'mon playah get in- *GET OUT, GET OUT*

[@trainstuff286]

Lol

[@blanketdtf]

Hardcore F&Renezi *ITS GON BLOW*

[@gaminguniverselegend6548]

😂🤣

[@petersinkworking6198]

when you are telling the bois to enter to your room and then you see a spider

[@xavivlc_113]

Lmao

[@twinberwolves4231]

6:22 Catalina was already in love with CJ

[@Ugh718]

It sounds like she's singing

[@awildfurret]

Boom!

[@walidhmd]

@@Ugh718 yes lol

[@chrisrodriguez9100]

4:27 The way how Sweet said that it made me laugh hard lmao

[@codename.ken-z]

"what the fuCK are you doing, CJ?!"

[@mindofguest_archive]

Same lmOoo

[@domasbaliulis23]

when maero "enters" dane vogel's office. unrelated, i know. but that's from a ytp.

[@xmaster1268]

Same lol

[@Wertyber]

he sounds so genuinely confused

[@Loe7]

2:03 that loving brotherly goodbye. 10/10

[@vxnderlinds]

🥺❤️

[@Nekusa]

CJ is so sweet

[@aneshkumar4513]

@ydniaR12 Raindy Also "Get out of my--"

[@yisensei2149]

But Kendl was such a Bitch there😑

[@zulnaidirosli1]

Cesar: Come on homie hit me fuckers

[@feder28]

9:14 Yes, and we will as well in 3 seconds.

[@brandonchapman2525]

Just the way it spins is hilarious

[@felipehenriquechagas6498]

11:11 All We had to do Was follow the Damn Plane, Cj!

[@zykar1999]

12:56 The way CJ and Rosenberg awkwardly stand there in silence after getting trapped makes me laugh.

[@FlyingTilapia]

Same 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Soa-cant-draw]

Cj :oh well we try

[@丂几几乇尺]

same

[@ipangamingvov1737]

Why CJ dont use explosive?

[@mikejeger696]

CJ is like "Now what? "

[@jdnic1]

9:34 Ceasar:take them out Cj they're right in the thick of it. CJ: orders pizza and sings afterwards.

[@Underworlder5]

priorities

[@nau6at431]

I see the irony in their.

[@vasiliypupkin3239]

Reminds me a Spiderman YTPs where Parker’s always runs for the hot-dog instead of doing other things

[@funwithstreamersskcz4922]

@@vasiliypupkin3239 Lol I know in that ytp car kills 2 children and he eats hot dog LMAO

[@eagle11588]

He didn't order pizza, he ordered salad meal

[@Sam16760]

09:13 "Shit!! Mike's phone dead." CJ: "Well!!! So are we!!!"

[@MikotoShinonome13]

He's _boned_ for good after 📵📴.

[@DhikaRizkySumanto]

11:22 WTF I never knew this scene exist.

[@mohammed_the_train_spotter]

It is a cool scene

[@xxmikethecophunterxx3035]

@@mohammed_the_train_spotter for me its embarrassing

[@mohammed_the_train_spotter]

Well it’s your opinion so yeah..........

[@allmightyjesse6334]

WHAT!?

[@mohammed_the_train_spotter]

What’s wrong mate?

[@ajhhc]

9:01 the dialogue combined with the fact that after each cut you're further and further away from the city is just perfect.

[@ACRocker]

True its just perfect

[@르블랑-c1m]

Poor Mike was just sitting in the car and waiting for the rescue team.

[@chenjesen2990]

But he's hitting a cool car clip though 😂

[@ahmelscottjr2044]

I don't get it

[@GroddyRickyITA]

@@ahmelscottjr2044 Awww you're so innocent.

[@4GamingPaws]

I love how when Kendl is calling CJ a loser over the phone, you can hear CJ snickering when he responds, love the sibling relationship between these two.

[@feder28]

3:34 "The gym, man!" "Screw you" *commits suicide*

[@Soa-cant-draw]

He still live

[@Golden_Fox_Gaming]

@@Soa-cant-draw r/wooosh

[@luckycharm4375]

Can you move when u talk with smoke?

[@miguel-nm7wx]

@@Soa-cant-draw r/wooosh

[@sage99274]

@@miguel-nm7wx r/ihavereddit

[@eagle11588]

13:45 CJ: *puts thermal vision goggles* Guard: *SIR, PUT THAT WEAPON AWAY!!!*

[@gamerking596]

Did cj got arrested after that? Lol

[@isaaa6164]

That happend me yesterday in the ps3 version. I was like: WTF

[@ДанилаЛимонов-ж3е]

Gay

[@alexanderticonuwu7591]

It could've been a goggle shaped gun. You never know.

[@gamesbond006]

Racist guard XD

[@felixsihombing4300]

6:51 Most satisfying mission failed. No Catalina no more problem for Claude.

[@arthurmorganhere]

But it also creates a problem between him and Cesar for killing his cousin.

[@GodzillaLegendary-kf8vn]

No Catalina no problem for Claude and gta 3 wouldn’t have happened until gta 4 (because Vice city and San Andreas take place before 3)

[@itsBossZe]

CJ has enough

[@alekijr.777]

​@@GodzillaLegendary-kf8vn it would still happen but the final would be only against salvatore.

[@ajisaputra-nii6279]

10:46 CJ actually agree with him xD

[@jamesglovecrazy]

Aji Saputra-Nii ?

[@coldbob2]

UpbeatTrombone look at cjs head it nods

[@jamesglovecrazy]

Coldbob115 Thanks for clarifying that for me, I was so confused. :)

[@MrRichmanCash]

Sorry pal you're not what the boss is lookin for.

[@aimohsin1380]

"I don't love you anymore" "I can't love a stupid man" *Boom*

[@therealskyiplier69420]

Mohsin GG welp shes dead

[@snowbringercult]

And now she's *DEAD*

[@deadinside5431]

LETS JUST HOPE SHE SURVIVED SOMEHOW, that hoe was a great villain

[@musiqmark]

Catalina Be Having Me Dying

[@brandley7707]

6:23

[@kiane1014]

4:45 Sweet: too late man the funeral over! ... Cj: At the Funeral? This Made Me Laugh😂

[@jaonasyarieltodisoa4317]

Same 😂😂

[@michaelchronicles9780]

14:40 Smoke: Come on playa, get in! 14:42 Smoke: get out get out is gon' blow!

[@joeltehguy]

Which one is it then

[@ImZhald]

Lol

[@SunlightNoob]

2:21 photo

[@ashura3751]

A😂

[@Bruh16232]

Big smoke plan is want to kill CJ but he not want kill himself

[@StFelly]

9:10 Mike’s cellphone is nearly DEH! *drives off cliff*

[@AnggaTangerang]

Next : Shit, Mike's phone dead! *Do some insane stunt*

[@yaboyjb4196]

@@AnggaTangerang STREAM SPOATS!!!!!!!

[@Soa-cant-draw]

Is that vanoss gaming reference

[@MrRichmanCash]

Red spinning premier

[@CarlJohnson-tw2yp]

I think they have a bigger problem

[@VasilyMusic]

4:00 Man, CJ is a savage

[@mat2468xk]

4:27 - Ok, Sweet's reaction to CJ killing his own gang members made me laugh a bit.

[@AlfalfaAccess]

Ikr :D

[@mat2468xk]

@@AlfalfaAccess Yep!

[@scarecrow108productions7]

*WHAT THE FUCK YO' DOIN' CJ?!*

[@nkosanankosii]

"We gonna need some allies" *shoots the fuck outta ally , "WHAT THE, FUCK YOU DOIN' CJ?!" 🤣😭😭😂

[@JCBro-yg8vd]

@@scarecrow108productions7 CJ, YOU BEEN HITTIN' RYDER'S WET STICK?!

[@victimofgacha7561]

2:07 Carl is letting his emotion out

[@WinterBoi-]

Come on, Holmes hit me fucker!

[@xavierwolfx4938]

@@WinterBoi- 😂😂👩‍🦽👩‍🦽

[@mekhiwilliamson9773]

8:27 Damn you can hear the pain and disappointment in Zero’s voice 🙁

[@bencewohner305]

10:50 Sorry pal, you're not what the boss is looking for. The boss will be in touch.🤣

[@Snowbell247]

1:48 That's a cute conversation ❤

[@nemessiss1]

No

[@SmallShibaSSS]

@@nemessiss1 stop being a busta, man

[@vincenttristant36yearsago32]

Cesar was mad to Carl xD

[@Vkdkdsl]

COME ON HOLMES HIT ME FUCKER

[@somedudewithinternetlol4398]

@@Vkdkdsl OUGH

[@red_dulge]

11:26 It's like going to bed after being fired from a tiring job.

[@doshile]

“I HATE-“ “...” “T H W U M P”

[@BruhMoment93_]

Except it’s so hard it breaks your bones

[@ironic17]

I think it’s hilarious that he just lands on the car and all the doors fall off and the lady acts like nothing happened.

[@red_dulge]

@@ironic17 Bruh.

[@armorking3752]

@xXMLG Cuddles HTFGamerXx Shut dumb fucking ass. stupid chits making unfunny jokes everywhere

[@paparogermalaysia]

3:58 CJ failed so hard that,everyone dismisses the whole party

[@batman_2004]

3:44 The legendary quote of the game.

[@Bakuretsuirairabou]

All We Have To Do, Was Follow The Damn Train, CJ!

[@Smxiwko-sjw]

Drive Thru mission

[@Smxiwko-sjw]

Drive _ By mission

[@Smxiwko-sjw]

Cesar Vialpando mission

[@seb99342]

And it's a meme!

[@ragio8094]

9:37 Gang is in trouble but nothing like a good meal to kill this hunger.

[@coolguy02536]

Have a well-stacked day!

[@saharshsindhwani8250]

14:14 Big smoke explosion

[@roboyjoke7]

What a smoke-bomb

[@papayer]

- mike, help is on the way [cut to them driving uphill] - *WE'RE NEARLY THERE, MIKE*

[@greatwhiteduck9326]

😂😂

[@raptor7364]

4:27 What the fAcK you doing CJ?

[@skullkid1028]

Oh CJ you such a asshole

[@Fella.gaming]

To late man the funerals over

[@JCBro-yg8vd]

@Seamus Peacock We missed the damn funeral!

[@rvke5639]

Cj, you fOol kane won't show now

[@JCBro-yg8vd]

@@rvke5639 You blew the ambush, CJ! You buster.

[@Panggil_ipanjoo]

3:44 Most iconic Dialogue

[@GodzillaAgainstMechaGodzilla20]

All we had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!

[@kitkatbar3536]

0:57 “Damn, he shook us!” “Mother-“ *Car falls into the ocean*

[@Microplasma]

He was gonna say " mother Mary " 😂

[@InvestedGman]

0:58

[@seb99342]

@@Microplasma Mother.... Bloom!

[@awildfurret]

MISSION FAILED! Your homies didn't make it

[@friend2934]

Ryder:damn he shook us

[@VegTeam14]

7:08 "if you decided NOT TO help Zero" Man.. Even if you try to help Zero it would seem like you decided not to because that mission is the fucking hell

[@inurokuwarz]

At first I was like "oh this is easy" and by the end I had one transmitter left and I was just screaming.

[@isee4528]

@@inurokuwarz lol

[@SRTNN-p1t]

Mission Failed All The transmitters were destroyed

[@tempora3260]

@Some random Happy Tree Friends fan for me it's not and I'm on mobile

[@ricobrzenska3111]

@Some random Happy Tree Friends fan its actually easier on mobile

[@night2767]

6:10 that made me laugh so hard.

[@adrianalonso5734]

Me too

[@bassbeat12]

*AACCCKKKK!!!!!*

[@eoFelipeh]

_"Ao shit!" "AwwWck"_

[@xxe2]

😂😂😂😂

[@spagoot9991]

7:07 Zero: We cant lose another transmitter! *Loses another transmitter*

[@Cryptomaniac626]

0:57 Ryder: Damn, He shook us! Smoke: Mu.... *Drowns instantly* Had me dying😂

[@awildfurret]

"Your homies didn't make it"

[@doomed-user3566]

Hey said mothe

[@alfangadingan3611]

😂

[@dvdreview7956]

ucker! I’ve got the wheel!

[@shadonnahymes602]

Had me dying when catilina said your a waste of good balls.

[@iona1669]

2:04 at this part i laughed hard

[@kpjammerwolf330]

Says "goodbye" in a chill way Then immediately releases anger on a car door

[@venomark7883]

Cesar in the car: *COME ON HOLMES! HIT ME FUCKER! GET OUT OF MY FACE!*

[@bencewohner305]

10:50 Sorry pal, you're not what the boss is looking for. The boss will be in touch.🤣

[@mayuridekaraja6243]

​@@bencewohner305 why are you always reply like that?

[@nagiiboo]

3:34 damn Carl took that to heart.

[@Palexite]

6:33 she said some facts

[@MrRichmanCash]

Carl: 😠😠😠😠😠

[@nemessiss1]

Stfu

[@ZacharyLamb-rc8qb]

6:32 Catalina 🤬🖕 CJ 💨💢😠💨

[@missingno8239]

14:59 literally the best and funniest part here

[@LegacyIvyTerascale]

2:28 who's the buster now ?

[@deepasuraj3248]

0:58 man remembers his mother before his untimly demise

[@dualia-s74m]

Lmaoo

[@TomaxY9YT]

Mothef

[@roboyjoke7]

Mother 😂

[@lanxe1024]

6:44 LOL CATALINA

[@donwea818]

3:05 That's why we all love Big Smoke. "Hey look, Carl, i'm big boned. But i'm still an athlete"

[@anatolicheekibreeki3653]

Deja de wear ctm udkxkgisif

[@maxgen6431]

ATHLETE

[@jumpwithkarl]

@@anatolicheekibreeki3653 ?

[@rocketjumpmaster34]

​@@jumpwithkarlhe is speaking alien language

[@jumpwithkarl]

@@rocketjumpmaster34 it appears that he is

[@retromixplay]

2:29 Ryder straight busta ....

[@shananaguns4847]

0:27 "some people said they saw a purple voodoo doing the work,and then speedin' away"

[@orthos76]

Yeah, but people like to talk don't they?

[@shananaguns4847]

Hell ya

[@kurtjeffrey8273]

No that was green sabre

[@mebagelnub]

I didnt realize that refrence to the Introduction

[@فهدالدوسري-ح6ض]

Nostalgia hits hard. 9:10 Only in GTA SA you can do such crazy stunts.

[@F150fx2sporT]

Those spins were crazy lol

[@Kirby23232323]

INSANE STUNT BONUS: $69

[@Zer0Zwei]

Lol the car turned into a bayblayde

[@imalicep3552]

@@Zer0Zwei Lmaoo

[@Zer0Zwei]

@@mohmedfox7252 his name is in arabic duh

[@christopherchasteen4990]

13:26 MOMMA!!! 's'at you? Uugh! *(dies)* Not the kind of encore he had in mind.

[@RealLJK]

13:25

[@MortMausoleum]

9:55 ah, CJ... what an absolute mad lad MOVE YOUR BODY TOODOODOO MOOVE YOUR BODY

[@RebellionUnderground]

*person jumps off building committed suicide* *you need some new shoes man*

[@crazechorus1176]

And he landed on his feet and said IM GAY

[@candicem8931]

1:06 "I can smell burning!" Before the car blows up has me in tears

[@PicolloRun]

ong 😭😭😭😭

[@indenkellerag]

Wtf is happening here

[@meliantex]

@@PicolloRun bee

[@kpjammerwolf330]

They also disappeared into thin air right before the car blows up

[@robotron6420]

AAAAAA- *Screams gets cut-off.*

[@bencewohner305]

7:33 Zero: CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

[@mayzemitra3439]

🤣🤣🤣

[@bencewohner305]

13:44 PUT THAT WEAPON AWAY SIR! THIS IS A PUBLIC BUILDING!🤣 13:51 THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING, SIR, PUT THE WEAPON AWAY!🤣 14:11 What you mean are you think you talk?🤣

[@bencewohner305]

@@mayzemitra3439 10:50 Sorry pal, you're not what the boss is looking for. The boss will be in touch.🤣

[@bencewohner305]

10:50 SORRY PAL, YOU'RE NOT WHAT THE BOSS IS LOOKING FOR! THE BOSS WILL BE IN TOUCH!🤣

[@mayzemitra3439]

@@bencewohner305 Same 😂

[@deadlock1]

"Too late man, funeral's over....." "AT A FUNERAL?"

[@seb99342]

Hi Kenny Mccormick.

[@RealFRGTheDarkBlue]

We missed the damn funeral

[@buyrcsp2]

@@RealFRGTheDarkBlue at a funeral.

[@seamuspeacock346]

@@RealFRGTheDarkBlue Time for a visit at the station

[@RealFRGTheDarkBlue]

@@seamuspeacock346 "f**k you"

[@AbdelRahmanZak]

2:29 Fun Fact: if you got enough boxes then chose to wake him up or the timer went out, you'll still continue the mission but you have to lose the 2 stars wanted level to be able to finish the mission

[@ehjeieusywyay5165]

shermhead ryder

[@brianbahtiar]

12:45 Frozenberg rosen to death

[@scorchclasstitan6727]

13:32 “you non driving as-“

[@bulkbogan2242]

3:57 Man your dancing was so bad they just straight up ended the party.

[@oliverestigarribia684]

Go smoke some cheeba

[@VinceIsDeadjk]

@@oliverestigarribia684 3:59 go smok sum china

[@mattmedrala1947]

5:30 Literally all this time I never knew you could enter the church for the Kane mission.

[@A.A11632]

14:40 "Come on playa, get in!" *Few seconds later* "GET OUT! GET OUT!"

[@unpayaso9357]

*GET OUT GET OUT IS GONNA BLOW*

[@seb99342]

Mission failed lmao

[@SAFIS448]

Lol

[@ashura3751]

😂

[@onurrecep7002]

8:10 I know all of these because this is the only mission that made me restart it like 100 times

[@iMic]

My fail is because of the time

[@onurrecep7002]

Same

[@onurrecep7002]

But only 50 times after 50 I fucked it up of rage

[@p3dr0pjl]

Same

[@MrRichmanCash]

@@iMic It's always one lazy soldier who lets the whole side down.

[@onionvlogs5222]

1:48 Cutest call I’ve heard

[@walidhmd]

"C'mon holmes hit me fucker"

[@boi8463]

7:40 for people who hated zero cause of his missions

[@kol3158]

boi + you had to pay 30k to do them. 3 boring and painful missions for 30k lol

[@isavgi3024]

I hated him, not because his missions we're difficult, but he was fucking annoying too

[@marsayde1237]

KNEE3_GERS14 I never realized how annoying David Cross could be until CJ met Zero.

[@sbj97]

@@isavgi3024 As fuck!

[@RadioactiveLemonn]

I thought I'm the only one!!!! HARD AF MAN!

[@doubledoodle4746]

10:01 just wanted to keep replaying it

[@MrRichmanCash]

Hahahahahahah

[@xavivlc_113]

Lmfao

[@meanwhileinjapan2265]

Every time I finish a interview or apply 10:50

[@notimpressed_]

Same😂😂😂😂😭

[@Rainierbro26]

4:26 Sweet: We’re gonna need some allies *CJ kills ally* Sweet: wtf r u doing, CJ?!

[@itslopez906]

CJ u been hitting Ryder's wet stick?

[@ladyspicy6840]

The way the ally went flying after getting shot and the way sweet said wtf made it 10x funny

[@zulnaidirosli1]

Oh CJ, you such a asshole!

[@RealFRGTheDarkBlue]

@@zulnaidirosli1 "you need this No More"

[@lowergramofficial3630]

@@RealFRGTheDarkBlue Too late, man, the funeral's over.

[@xweert711]

2:20 I love the idea of CJ bellyflopping onto that old man's bed to wake him up

[@Kobirn28]

xweert711 woah, didn’t expect to see Jackerino in here lol

[@xweert711]

@@Kobirn28 'Sup

[@stevenstice6683]

Thievin' commie bastards!

[@Vkdkdsl]

@@stevenstice6683 let's get up outta here! Ryder, where the hell you at man?

[@sibonisiwedlodlo3182]

@@Vkdkdsl lol😂

[@zedohsan1390]

9:01 It's ridiculous that even if you are super far away from Toreno and T-bone keeps saying those words😂

[@JohnMezzo]

4:33 "Oh, CJ, you such a asshole!" 😆I had to come back for this one.😂

[@ruben_zermeno]

Me too.

[@mayzemitra3439]

Me too! 😂

[@Wertyber]

he sounds so annoyed

[@juang6653]

9:08: "Hey, we'll be there in a minute (In the airport), Mike!" *Drives in Mountains*

[@aldopahlavi36]

13:18 "Who the 🖕 you think you talkin' to 🏖 ?" 👊 "you just the 🏖" 🤣🤣

[@eziostone1109]

7:49 *NOOOOOOO! HOHOHOHOHOHOHOU!* 7:07 I love Zero's desperation, makes laugh XD

[@miketoyo496]

Age of empires.

[@shiftysoffline]

screw zero ong

[@marklurenceanunciado4432]

Better than Smoke's falling in a car.

[@juanolguin2468]

It's one of the redundant evidences this game has one of the best voice acting in gaming.

[@mcloverzz6795]

Zero deserves that anyway xD

[@KingCunha76]

15:18 That's me when Jake Paul Makes a new song

[@careless4846]

Nice XD

[@FoxyBoxery]

Lmdao

[@medamine2436]

When justin bieber makes a song

[@MrRichmanCash]

Oh God No!

[@jackiejacks27]

1:07 i love how the homies disappear into thin air, like that meme

[@isavgi3024]

13:43 how the hell is the night vision goggles a weapon? That dude is on drugs or something

[@nikos9804]

Οοf

[@Jacksonrox13]

A dildo also counts as a weapon too. It's quite funny just cycling through your weapons, seeing what triggers the guy and hearing him repeat the same lines over and over, haha.

[@serbu4169]

Through various tests someone was able to determine that the cops are in fact programmed to be racist. Crazy

[@WitchettyMan]

Same goes for the spray paint. You know how you get a wanted level if you're caught tagging? It's because the AI registers it as you firing a weapon, not because of vandalism.

[@carljohnson2659]

Flowers are the only thing which are not counted as weapons

[@herzegovianbeast3244]

11:32 You were blown up by plane. CJ: Stands still like nothing happened. *logic*

[@damirimamagic5064]

Yeah. That’s GTA San Andreas in a nutshell.

[@garmboy47]

HerzegovianBeast “I HATE GRAVITY”

[@damirimamagic5064]

Re-Think WASTED.

[@TehJMastuh]

There’s another one. Jumping without blowing up the plane. That one was funny!

[@RedTyphoon]

Is this the only one that doesn't say Mission Failed at the end but you know it does?

[@asnsk]

14:46: "Why would not it work?" Funny and genious question 😂 However, the answer is: because there is a lot of fire inside home, far from the windows ;)

[@ShadyNefarius]

7:40 "Hey hey hey! FRIENDLY FIRE! FRIENDLY FIRE!" xD

[@mayzemitra3439]

Lol 😂

[@calvinmagallanes7393]

6:51 CJ: You’re pretty high strung, huh, lady!

[@ex_p767]

I like that😂😂

[@Tengohueva88]

Mission failed The truth has been arrested

[@janantoni3]

Cj's face though

[@BeyondTheZenith]

And with that, GTA 3's Story never happened

[@Nizove123]

5:40 GS member: Aye,wsup CJ's mind: get your fucked ass outta my way

[@bogdanmaksimenko9883]

9:20 - When the drunk dad picking up to work

[@itsthejournalist]

Player: i will drive like a normal person 5 minutes later: 9:13

[@3matemusic]

Always

[@clawzx1195]

Anyways

[@BruhMoment93_]

That’s how I drive in GTAV

[@cedrickbeal6108]

I thought those rotations would've resulted in an insane stunt bonus.

[@seventheroot-r]

Shit, Mike’s Phones dead

[@AlessandraHudson]

So glad I rewatched this. 9:02 is probably the funniest GTA:SA segment I've ever seen.

[@Steven-xo8fl]

4:30 "CJ you been hitting Ryder's wet stick?" LMAO

[@wilbronisgan4336]

What is wet stick?

[@koleszgdanska7149]

@@wilbronisgan4336 seriously? Think about it

[@user-ph5xl3wv8z]

@@wilbronisgan4336 PCP. So he's smoking weed dipped in PCP

[@Marsuru1]

That don’t sound right.

[@lerandomguy]

@@wilbronisgan4336 PP

[@nervshmrv1245]

14:51 The smoke, it's choking me! Big smoke:Kills Dennis.

[@walidhmd]

"Denise"

[@nervshmrv1245]

@@walidhmd yeah I misspelled that lol

[@nervshmrv1245]

@Some random Happy Tree Friends fan Lol

[@KENNYBIGBOWMAN]

@@nervshmrv1245 you still misspelled it lol

[@brandonperez8977]

Horror Movies in a nutshell

[@NYOlly15]

3:53 damn, your dancing was so bad it ended the whole beach party! 🤣🤣🤣

[@fjkfhjh5681]

14:56 my grandma was watching and she literally got a fucking coma Bc of Laughing Edit:anyone got reccomended this comment after two years lmao

[@vincenttristant36yearsago32]

same xd

[@nicolaszaragoza1767]

ohhhhhhhhh!

[@Lukankata]

hahahahahaha

[@Microplasma]

😂😂

[@thevijaykumar]

😂😂😂