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9 ай бұрын

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@suspicioussand
@suspicioussand 3 ай бұрын
"This surgery has a 50% survival rate" "Then just do it twice"
@Microstands
@Microstands 3 ай бұрын
*dies twice*
@Channelblueajpwnewacc
@Channelblueajpwnewacc 3 ай бұрын
The surgeons finna be like 😨
@gankhuyagkhassuuri1821
@gankhuyagkhassuuri1821 3 ай бұрын
You die once and the other half lives so now you’re just as normal as you entered.
@reid3524
@reid3524 3 ай бұрын
Yes
@TehEricAlmeida777
@TehEricAlmeida777 3 ай бұрын
"Now its 25% or less..."
@bruv.2214
@bruv.2214 2 ай бұрын
Class average: 15% Your score: 17%
@Demonhunter677
@Demonhunter677 2 ай бұрын
How about 15'1%😎
@ZaHandle
@ZaHandle 2 ай бұрын
That teacher is getting fired if they suck at teaching that much
@Imclinicallyobese
@Imclinicallyobese 2 ай бұрын
-100%
@Immadeus
@Immadeus 2 ай бұрын
Me on my AC circuit analysis final:
@SusWorm-sq2mt
@SusWorm-sq2mt 2 ай бұрын
Class average: 15% Our score: -100%
@GoobyGoblin
@GoobyGoblin 3 ай бұрын
"What you can do in a hour, I can do in 60 minutes."
@ius_0
@ius_0 3 ай бұрын
"Did you know? Every minute in africa is 60 seconds"
@Jonathan-eo2sf
@Jonathan-eo2sf 3 ай бұрын
yeah, but did you know, that every 60 seconds a minute passes there?@@ius_0
@SquidCena
@SquidCena 3 ай бұрын
A person who thinks all the time... has nothing to think about except thoughts
@starsailor751
@starsailor751 2 ай бұрын
​@@SquidCena Alan Watts
@Vdrater
@Vdrater 2 ай бұрын
@@ius_0it’s: every sixty seconds in Africa a minute passes
@goofyahhuncle3422
@goofyahhuncle3422 3 ай бұрын
Cancelling my appointment at the doctor because i was sick
@ius_0
@ius_0 3 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@YUGENDRAN-ir8gx
@YUGENDRAN-ir8gx 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@diegonorberto4242
@diegonorberto4242 2 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@jayberham
@jayberham 2 ай бұрын
Yeah the doctor definitely isn’t like ya know, the person that is specifically looking for anything wrong with your body, like perhaps a sickness you seem to have?
@grinmace4834
@grinmace4834 Ай бұрын
Unironically my mom did that. It was kind of dumb.
@King_Rat_0
@King_Rat_0 3 ай бұрын
"Its impossable to land a rocket on the sun" Me after sending one at night:
@SleekHeroo
@SleekHeroo 3 ай бұрын
Dude its impossible to send one at night, how are you going to be able to see where you're going?
@AdamKayaan
@AdamKayaan 3 ай бұрын
@@SleekHerooUse a flashlight
@King_Rat_0
@King_Rat_0 3 ай бұрын
@@AdamKayaan exactly
@piranhality
@piranhality 3 ай бұрын
@@SleekHeroothe moonlight dummy
@Jonathan-eo2sf
@Jonathan-eo2sf 3 ай бұрын
Listnen, listnen, just go there no matter when with a bucket of water, and turn the sun into obsidian
@ROTATVADER
@ROTATVADER 5 ай бұрын
Verbalase after spending 50K on a Hazbin Hotel fanfic:
@fedecaballero6841
@fedecaballero6841 4 ай бұрын
Literally 😂
@mixomarkozasvili5152
@mixomarkozasvili5152 3 ай бұрын
Verbalase realizing that r34 and the hub are free
@cutieee_x
@cutieee_x 3 ай бұрын
Verbalase when he thought that him getting r*ped by an animated character could earn him racks
@betticat82
@betticat82 3 ай бұрын
yeah but nobody would draw verbalase himself with charlie if the video would have not leaked@@mixomarkozasvili5152
@oficialmundodiverso
@oficialmundodiverso 3 ай бұрын
Ñ
@darkstarfighter2884
@darkstarfighter2884 3 ай бұрын
Selling the house to pay for the mortgage
@reid3524
@reid3524 3 ай бұрын
Ywes
@JiminyCricketeer
@JiminyCricketeer 3 ай бұрын
Selling the car for gas koney
@vicrattlehead69
@vicrattlehead69 2 ай бұрын
@@JiminyCricketeer koney
@zidanematerazzi
@zidanematerazzi 2 ай бұрын
@@JiminyCricketeer koney
@ProfessionalNoLifer
@ProfessionalNoLifer 2 ай бұрын
​@@JiminyCricketeer koney
@erroroccurred404
@erroroccurred404 3 ай бұрын
Guy: “What’s your new year’s resolution?” Me: 4K
@KNGgame
@KNGgame 3 ай бұрын
144p
@arbikverq9058
@arbikverq9058 3 ай бұрын
literally me in 1976 years
@Jonathan-eo2sf
@Jonathan-eo2sf 3 ай бұрын
@@arbikverq90586k ultra HD
@Spinex0196
@Spinex0196 3 ай бұрын
1k like
@ius_0
@ius_0 3 ай бұрын
I feel like i see on 720 sometimes
@SendoRuh
@SendoRuh 3 ай бұрын
Book: solves half of your problems Me after buying it twice:
@AR-je7vx
@AR-je7vx 3 ай бұрын
Brother just read it twice
@-FFFridge
@-FFFridge 3 ай бұрын
You still have a 4th of your problems left though.
@reid3524
@reid3524 3 ай бұрын
Yes
@SendoRuh
@SendoRuh 3 ай бұрын
@@AR-je7vx good idea
@user-qd3pb9jq1m
@user-qd3pb9jq1m 3 ай бұрын
1/2 times 1/2 equals 1/4
@Bigbaby2721
@Bigbaby2721 2 ай бұрын
"No man could ever land on the sun!" "Then send a woman"
@CocoXIII
@CocoXIII Ай бұрын
Go at night, dah.
@shadowtd9982
@shadowtd9982 3 ай бұрын
“If we need 9 hours of sleep then why dont we sleep for 3285 hours in a day and chill the rest of the year”
@Playing096
@Playing096 2 ай бұрын
School: starts at $7:20 am Me at $12:45 IQ pm
@Potato-Dude
@Potato-Dude 2 ай бұрын
Btd6 Pfp!?
@elijahmaser7567
@elijahmaser7567 11 күн бұрын
@@Playing096 mfer how do you have time in money and iq 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@Playing096
@Playing096 11 күн бұрын
@@elijahmaser7567 I'm just Sunder Zyzie 🔥🔥🔥
@elijahmaser7567
@elijahmaser7567 11 күн бұрын
@@Playing096 real
@Yusuf.819
@Yusuf.819 3 ай бұрын
“Shut up, your honor! You weren’t even there!”
@ius_0
@ius_0 3 ай бұрын
"Your honour if the victim didnt like getting stabbed why didnt she simply say "stop"?"
@Superluigi881
@Superluigi881 3 ай бұрын
"Your honour I said I was sorry afterwards. So I should be forgiven."
@screesh108
@screesh108 2 ай бұрын
“Your honor, my client swore on his mama’s grave”
@Yusuf.819
@Yusuf.819 2 ай бұрын
@@screesh108 how dare him
@ius_0
@ius_0 2 ай бұрын
"Objection dumbass, outdated autopsy"
@satou22_
@satou22_ 3 ай бұрын
"We the jury find the defendant not guilty" "Thank you, I promise I won't do it again"
@trumpet_boooi
@trumpet_boooi 2 ай бұрын
LMAO
@thefunniman3285
@thefunniman3285 Ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@Matt_JJz
@Matt_JJz Ай бұрын
Okay this is the best comment
@cougar9610
@cougar9610 3 ай бұрын
Girlfriend : "You don't give me enough time!" Me : *Buys her a clock*
@ChibiNavya
@ChibiNavya 3 ай бұрын
Good one
@ghirardelio4037
@ghirardelio4037 2 ай бұрын
*Buys her a Dialga,Sakuya and Dio plush*
@Perfect.unsymmetry
@Perfect.unsymmetry 3 ай бұрын
“You can’t kick pregnant women!” Me after cosplaying as a baby:
@ius_0
@ius_0 3 ай бұрын
"You cant say the- Ok nvm the comment was too racist
@Meylicats
@Meylicats 3 ай бұрын
Is your profile picture an iterator?
@Perfect.unsymmetry
@Perfect.unsymmetry 3 ай бұрын
@@Meylicats yes why
@youcefsiouda
@youcefsiouda 3 ай бұрын
Why not silly​@@Perfect.unsymmetry
@Meylicats
@Meylicats 2 ай бұрын
@@Perfect.unsymmetryoh I was just wondering
@user-xz3pb3dt2u
@user-xz3pb3dt2u 3 ай бұрын
"Sir we found 2 dead bodies in your basement" "Double it and give it to the next person"
@lit3rallym3
@lit3rallym3 2 ай бұрын
Not funny did not laugh
@kamalarana27
@kamalarana27 2 ай бұрын
@@lit3rallym3 Not funny did not laugh
@lit3rallym3
@lit3rallym3 2 ай бұрын
@@kamalarana27 real
@ken6056
@ken6056 2 ай бұрын
Funny, did laugh
@user-xz3pb3dt2u
@user-xz3pb3dt2u 2 ай бұрын
@@lit3rallym3 I don't remember asking
@engel1816
@engel1816 7 ай бұрын
"Si matas a un asesino, el número de asesinos en el mundo sigue siendo el mismo" Yo luego de matar a dos asesinos:
@richardjpro
@richardjpro 7 ай бұрын
Si, ahí si reduces el número
@Santiago_3310_
@Santiago_3310_ 7 ай бұрын
Y si antes de matar al asesino yo ya era un asesino? 🧠
@user-so5mf2rh8v
@user-so5mf2rh8v 7 ай бұрын
Pero eso te convierte en un asesino ☠️
@fabianustertius6460
@fabianustertius6460 7 ай бұрын
el john kramer, pero el los hacia jugar "juegos" xd
@engel1816
@engel1816 7 ай бұрын
@@Santiago_3310_ la frase se aplica para la primera vez que matas
@adlerpg3d61
@adlerpg3d61 8 ай бұрын
Yo despues de acercarme el telefono al oido con audifonos puestos
@LuisDGamer
@LuisDGamer 7 ай бұрын
Esto me ha pasado más de lo que debería ser considerado legal xD
@LeonardoPatata
@LeonardoPatata 7 ай бұрын
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAA
@dayorue3770
@dayorue3770 7 ай бұрын
Jsjjasajajajaakak yo ahorita 😭
@_KAKAROTO_
@_KAKAROTO_ 7 ай бұрын
Jajajajajaja si
@phantom2.065
@phantom2.065 7 ай бұрын
​@@dayorue3770te están f0llando o que?
@kaz7690
@kaz7690 2 ай бұрын
“Are you a car person” “No I’m a human”
@LadyOfTheNight.
@LadyOfTheNight. Ай бұрын
I have never heard someone ask someone else if they’re a car person
@Superluigi881
@Superluigi881 24 күн бұрын
So you're not a transformer then? Good to know.
@LGAM2
@LGAM2 3 ай бұрын
"You will die in 2 days" Double it and give to the next person
@vencedor1774
@vencedor1774 3 ай бұрын
How to fix death
@fenixrim4752
@fenixrim4752 8 ай бұрын
Yo luego de poner en el examen de matemáticas que paula tiene 3.2 hermanos:
@aiwis.p
@aiwis.p 8 ай бұрын
Y que la bici de Pablito va a 325 km/h
@PerroChorro70
@PerroChorro70 8 ай бұрын
Yo luego de escribir en el examen que pablito tiene 89 años y su papá -1
@lucraftx1596
@lucraftx1596 8 ай бұрын
tiene 3 hermanos y las piernas nomas de uno
@cancarracha
@cancarracha 8 ай бұрын
​@@aiwis.psegun mi calculos pablito camina a 500 kilometros por segundo
@maximusmorelius4883
@maximusmorelius4883 8 ай бұрын
Pasa que el cuarto está a dos meses de nacer
@emoji_de_pato
@emoji_de_pato 8 ай бұрын
El men que ignoraba el juego para que cargue más rápido y el que amenazaba los juegos cuando andaban mal
@LuisAngel-ur9fy
@LuisAngel-ur9fy 8 ай бұрын
Yo era ese jaja.
@sillylittlepyro
@sillylittlepyro 8 ай бұрын
se llama fisica cuantica
@lolanewsOFICIAL
@lolanewsOFICIAL 8 ай бұрын
No esa es la teoria de relatividad 🤑~ Alberto el instantaneas
@Liam_animations24
@Liam_animations24 7 ай бұрын
Mis estimados a eso se le llama sicometriainvertida
@weonsinideas5681
@weonsinideas5681 7 ай бұрын
Soy ese
@Darkify_
@Darkify_ 3 ай бұрын
Received an email, just rejected that proposal from a girl named Harvard 🗿
@Matt_JJz
@Matt_JJz Ай бұрын
"Mr President, we're out of money" "Just print more lmao"
@HermitKing731
@HermitKing731 7 күн бұрын
I think i just found Zimbabwes president over here.
@ZotryHung
@ZotryHung 7 ай бұрын
Yo despertando a mi mamá para que se tome su pastilla para dormir
@MiguelCotrina-em7jr
@MiguelCotrina-em7jr 7 ай бұрын
Jajaja buena
@L.a.S27
@L.a.S27 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 que hdp
@lortSith84
@lortSith84 7 ай бұрын
Jajajaja ese fue bueno Pero fuera de meme su me pasó pero obviamente no de esa manera jaja XD
@Kegoxd
@Kegoxd 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Moai-Humilde777
@Moai-Humilde777 7 ай бұрын
XD
@salsa_verde806
@salsa_verde806 8 ай бұрын
Deberían inventar un teléfono que en vez de tener 100% se pueda cargar hasta 200%
@4v20_rbz
@4v20_rbz 8 ай бұрын
palabras que revoluciono la tecnologia
@elquesoomnipresente3676
@elquesoomnipresente3676 8 ай бұрын
Maldita sea shimeji regresa con majime
@fghdgf3472
@fghdgf3472 8 ай бұрын
так
@unrandomdeinternet832
@unrandomdeinternet832 8 ай бұрын
​@@elquesoomnipresente3676no te entendí Otaku, puedes hablar en español? D:
@elquesoomnipresente3676
@elquesoomnipresente3676 8 ай бұрын
@@unrandomdeinternet832 no lo entenderías
@OddLion-lp9sb
@OddLion-lp9sb 2 ай бұрын
How it feels like to correct the math teacher:
@pbthroggy
@pbthroggy 2 ай бұрын
"So class, we know that 0 divided by 2 is 0." "Actually Mrs, it's )."
@RipeToast
@RipeToast 3 ай бұрын
Someone explaining the trolly problem to me: "Just stop the train"
@alexqalex2566
@alexqalex2566 2 ай бұрын
Yeah =].
@TheChannelOfDR
@TheChannelOfDR 2 ай бұрын
@@alexqalex2566 thats... a really wierd way to draw a :)
@BlazingFlame69
@BlazingFlame69 2 ай бұрын
@@TheChannelOfDR I think he might be a doppleganger
@thewanderers97
@thewanderers97 2 ай бұрын
you can actually stop the train by pulling the lever, and then pulling it a second time while its back wheels are still on the previous rail
@Superluigi881
@Superluigi881 24 күн бұрын
*Rips off shirt* Come on train! I can take you!
@mannadiumHeartless
@mannadiumHeartless 8 ай бұрын
-paciente: doctor, me duele el brazo cuando le hago asi -doctor: entonces no lo hagas
@ARMANFREEMAN
@ARMANFREEMAN 8 ай бұрын
😂
@salvationgreen-joy
@salvationgreen-joy 8 ай бұрын
XD
@MeDicenEvelyn
@MeDicenEvelyn 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@LuisDGamer
@LuisDGamer 7 ай бұрын
XD
@thechoseone509joseberrios2
@thechoseone509joseberrios2 7 ай бұрын
Paciente: Gracias doctor Doctor: Son 800 dólares
@bisuk3461
@bisuk3461 8 ай бұрын
Lo que tú puedes hacer en 1 día, yo lo puedo hacer en 24 horas.
@Andy-iv6iu
@Andy-iv6iu 7 ай бұрын
Lo que tu puedes hacer en 24 horas yo lo puedo hacer en 1440 minutos
@-lesho
@-lesho 7 ай бұрын
Lo que tú puedes hacer en 1440 minutos, yo lo puedo hacer en 86400 segundos.
@epicswappapyrus3304
@epicswappapyrus3304 7 ай бұрын
Lo que tú haces es 86,400 Segundos yo lo hago en 86,400,000 Milisegundos
@FractorX12
@FractorX12 7 ай бұрын
Lo que tú haces en 82,400,000 Milisegundos lo hago yo en 864,000,000,000,00Nanosegundos
@zoledas
@zoledas 7 ай бұрын
Ja! Yo eso lo hago en 4 😎
@honorablemonkey
@honorablemonkey 3 ай бұрын
When the alcohol bottle says 18+ years but you finish it in 3 minutes
@_NewCannoliRepublic
@_NewCannoliRepublic 3 ай бұрын
“Your total is $11.99 sir.” Me handing the waiter $12: “here, buy something nice for the wife back at home.”
@Brunotactico
@Brunotactico 8 ай бұрын
Yo despues de poner en el examen de fisica que Jose camina a 450 km/s
@J.M91843
@J.M91843 8 ай бұрын
Que yo que?
@Rayitolaser569
@Rayitolaser569 8 ай бұрын
​@@J.M91843maldito jose
@daiyousei.1586
@daiyousei.1586 8 ай бұрын
And is -5 meters tall
@Kira_oishikage123
@Kira_oishikage123 8 ай бұрын
Bucciarati?
@Werhmacht-Soldat
@Werhmacht-Soldat 8 ай бұрын
Nmms tenemos la misma foto de perfils xddd
@iTzSpinSword
@iTzSpinSword 8 ай бұрын
Yo después de sacar 47/46 en el examen de cromosomas:
@elpoufino14
@elpoufino14 8 ай бұрын
@chelol208
@chelol208 8 ай бұрын
Big brain 🧠💪
@tonijelecevic9238
@tonijelecevic9238 8 ай бұрын
Mis felicidades
@franciscoaarongalvanlopez5318
@franciscoaarongalvanlopez5318 8 ай бұрын
No eran 44?
@error1079ro
@error1079ro 8 ай бұрын
este comentario esta super infravalorado
@KrippleJawnie
@KrippleJawnie 2 ай бұрын
"bro my grandma died yesterday" "just charge her up"
@MyDude._.
@MyDude._. 2 ай бұрын
"Stfu your honor you weren't even there"
@betito5386
@betito5386 8 ай бұрын
La mejor manera de eliminar la pobreza es imprimir más billetes:
@Johan_FRLN
@Johan_FRLN 8 ай бұрын
Inflación:
@czernobog2725
@czernobog2725 8 ай бұрын
Eliminar a los pobres
@Brunotactico
@Brunotactico 8 ай бұрын
Argentina:
@buffedsans8761
@buffedsans8761 8 ай бұрын
​@@czernobog2725Pov: Eres el senador Armstrong.
@farmofarmacia5130
@farmofarmacia5130 8 ай бұрын
imprimir menos pobres
@zikihowdreams2073
@zikihowdreams2073 8 ай бұрын
Deberíamos abrir todos nuestros refrigeradores para que haga frío y los polos se vuelvan congelar
@gocu_san
@gocu_san 7 ай бұрын
Y la factura que la paguen los pingüinos
@epicswappapyrus3304
@epicswappapyrus3304 7 ай бұрын
Pagar la Factura es lo mínimo que pueden hacer por nosotros por congelar sus pinches polos 🗿
@santiagogaelguadalupelopez9474
@santiagogaelguadalupelopez9474 7 ай бұрын
mejor que impriman mas frio 🗿
@Franzinho_0802
@Franzinho_0802 7 ай бұрын
@@gocu_san si es por el bien del mundo no se paga y listo problema resuelto
@SoSaboQueNadaSebo
@SoSaboQueNadaSebo 7 ай бұрын
Nitrogênio líquido é gelado, só jogar uma bomba de nitrogênio lá.
@ItsKhaledwassup
@ItsKhaledwassup 4 ай бұрын
“Yo bro my phone died” Me: just charge it
@Coolyoshi7
@Coolyoshi7 3 ай бұрын
“Yo bro my mother died” Me: just charge her
@Ngakpii
@Ngakpii 2 ай бұрын
​@@Coolyoshi7dont you dare
@ius_0
@ius_0 2 ай бұрын
@@Ngakpii "DOKTOR!!! CHARGE ME! AUGH AUGH AUGH AUGH"
@TC1YT
@TC1YT 28 күн бұрын
When a country declares war on you but you reject their declaration of war 🗿
@zombienukekiller2898
@zombienukekiller2898 4 күн бұрын
Bro found the way to world peace
@JanitorPyro
@JanitorPyro 8 ай бұрын
"es imposible mandar a un hombre a la luna" "Manden a una mujer entonces" Edit: me veo en la necesidad de agradecer esos 2k likes porque hacia rato que no llegaba a esta cantidad, el primer logro de 2024, muchas gracias a todos 🫂
@Red_ServerOficial
@Red_ServerOficial 7 ай бұрын
Nasa: Es imposible ir al sol. Yo: Entonces lo hago de noche Nasa:😮
@JanitorPyro
@JanitorPyro 7 ай бұрын
@@Red_ServerOficial "No puedes romper un diamante, es muy resistente" "Entonces rompo al diamante con otro diamante" (Desde ese día, Jeremías trabaja para la asociación internacional de investigaciones científicas y aportes biológicos)
@Red_ServerOficial
@Red_ServerOficial 7 ай бұрын
@@JanitorPyro La nasa: un meteorito va a destruir la Tierra a velocidad del sonido Yo: **Le bajo el sonido** El meteorito: 😮
@miguelcanales954
@miguelcanales954 7 ай бұрын
Abortarian la mision
@Red_ServerOficial
@Red_ServerOficial 7 ай бұрын
@@miguelcanales954 mister patito 😮
@apple251e
@apple251e 7 ай бұрын
Soap : kills 97% bacteria Me after putting it twice to kill 194% bacteria : Edit : YOOOOOO 2K LIKES
@dsawawdwa
@dsawawdwa 5 ай бұрын
finally I found english comment!
@Физика
@Физика 5 ай бұрын
​@@dsawawdwa*gringo comment👻
@r0b3-ch4n
@r0b3-ch4n 5 ай бұрын
Shut up! Ñ
@VariouslyCommon
@VariouslyCommon 4 ай бұрын
Eureka!
@eduardosupo8027
@eduardosupo8027 4 ай бұрын
ama soy famoso
@Anomalocaris-ow3pu
@Anomalocaris-ow3pu Ай бұрын
"Antarctica is thawing, we need help" me after putting millions of air conditioners there:
@Phantom39087
@Phantom39087 2 ай бұрын
"Before the Big Bang, there was nothing, where did nothing came from?" "From English language."
@Gofys1234
@Gofys1234 2 ай бұрын
energy was always there
@LaTaqueraAnya
@LaTaqueraAnya 8 ай бұрын
Yo después de entregar el examen de filosofía en blanco "yo solo sé que no sé nada”
@Dust_Death
@Dust_Death 8 ай бұрын
Yo existiendo después de pensar
@QuicklyMan
@QuicklyMan 8 ай бұрын
When te crees Heráclito
@Tails717
@Tails717 7 ай бұрын
​@@Dust_Deathde hecho, sería existiendo debido a y no después de pensar; Descartes no habla en términos temporales.
@josegonzales9169
@josegonzales9169 7 ай бұрын
​​@@Dust_Death Yo sabiendo que existo por saber que pienso
@SheylaPalaciosZavaleta
@SheylaPalaciosZavaleta 7 ай бұрын
mano no era *solo se que nada se*
@PerroCmamut
@PerroCmamut 8 ай бұрын
Yo de niño cuando ponia plantorcha con lanzaguizantes de hielo:
@EditorAlSotano
@EditorAlSotano 8 ай бұрын
Cuando los zombies colgados se intentaban llevar una paraplanta:
@dokidokinsmy9630
@dokidokinsmy9630 8 ай бұрын
Pero pones otra plantorcha delante
@Gokupro-up6fb
@Gokupro-up6fb 8 ай бұрын
​@@EditorAlSotanoSetacongelada?
@EditorAlSotano
@EditorAlSotano 8 ай бұрын
@@Gokupro-up6fb No, esa es una seta yo dije planta
@Gokupro-up6fb
@Gokupro-up6fb 8 ай бұрын
El paraplantas es una maceta no?
@landocalrissian.
@landocalrissian. 3 ай бұрын
When you take your friend with asthma's "vape" away to save him. (He is now unconscious on the floor)
@ius_0
@ius_0 3 ай бұрын
He must be overreacting dont give it to him no matter what
@whoisnugget
@whoisnugget 3 ай бұрын
yeah addictions can be hard to overcome. stay strong @@ius_0 🔥🔥
@ojd9145
@ojd9145 2 ай бұрын
That's an inhaler dingus
@nathanwu6296
@nathanwu6296 2 ай бұрын
@@ojd9145 you missed the joke dingus
@zekeivannoynay9820
@zekeivannoynay9820 3 ай бұрын
A moskito can fly but a fly cant moskito
@ius_0
@ius_0 3 ай бұрын
Quotes of all time, mind if i steal it?
@IX-MRIGANKASEKHARMANDAL
@IX-MRIGANKASEKHARMANDAL 4 ай бұрын
Me in the maths exam when joe is running at a speed of negative 450km/h
@ius_0
@ius_0 3 ай бұрын
Me in math exam when i figure out the 1st finisher in the kids sports ran beyond the speed of light:
@Jonathan-eo2sf
@Jonathan-eo2sf 3 ай бұрын
Me in the maths exam calculating, that joe`s house is aproximately the size of our milky way
@ius_0
@ius_0 3 ай бұрын
Me in math when i find out there is -3.2 apples in the basket:
@HauntedKnight-cj8kv
@HauntedKnight-cj8kv 2 ай бұрын
Me in the math exam when I answer 450-k+i to convert 450 kilometers to miles:
@HotChocolate2070
@HotChocolate2070 2 ай бұрын
Bro is a beast 🗣🔥🔥🔥
@red.2829
@red.2829 8 ай бұрын
Yo después de buscar mi celular en la oscuridad con la linterna del celular:
@GTAartur100
@GTAartur100 3 ай бұрын
a todos nos a pasado
@tristube
@tristube 3 ай бұрын
When you put a Snow Pea behind two Torchwoods to make the projectiles fire based
@kaizokuli
@kaizokuli Ай бұрын
Pvz meme huh
@GinoNguyen604
@GinoNguyen604 3 ай бұрын
How I feel when teaching cancer patients how to do self-defence against cancer
@Danteelnostalgiosocriticon9032
@Danteelnostalgiosocriticon9032 7 ай бұрын
"Doctor, me quedan 60 segundos de vida" "En un minuto lo atiendo"
@dew332
@dew332 4 ай бұрын
El doctor te da 20 horas asi que lo matas y el juez te da 20 años
@NicolasCARP912
@NicolasCARP912 3 ай бұрын
Aguente river carajoo
@Danteelnostalgiosocriticon9032
@Danteelnostalgiosocriticon9032 3 ай бұрын
@@dew332 XD
@Danteelnostalgiosocriticon9032
@Danteelnostalgiosocriticon9032 3 ай бұрын
@@NicolasCARP912 Obvio flaco
@SantyelproOficial
@SantyelproOficial 3 ай бұрын
River yo te amo
@Cubekirby-cw1kh
@Cubekirby-cw1kh 7 ай бұрын
En el examen de arte te preguntan quién fue Miguel Angel y respondes que era una tortuga ninja.
@Eyeyeyskibidinodigastoilet
@Eyeyeyskibidinodigastoilet 6 ай бұрын
La cancion es de las tortugas ninjas
@OfficialBrytz
@OfficialBrytz 5 ай бұрын
Teenage mutant ninja turtles, quien no sabe eso?
@ssjuan23ss_
@ssjuan23ss_ 4 ай бұрын
JAJDJAJJS
@vegeta_69420
@vegeta_69420 3 ай бұрын
How it feels to pass the prostate exam:
@ius_0
@ius_0 3 ай бұрын
Me after passing the autism exam:
@vegeta_69420
@vegeta_69420 3 ай бұрын
@@ius_0 me after testing positive on the Gout examinations:
@ReyaAnimations
@ReyaAnimations 3 ай бұрын
"if you get 50/100 on a test, do it again so you get 100/100."
@irealyneedameme4882
@irealyneedameme4882 7 ай бұрын
Doctor: "After you are bitten by this poisonous snake, you are only given 10 minutes to live "So I allowed the snake to bite me again to get 10 extra minutes continuously."
@AI_Composer_Guy
@AI_Composer_Guy 3 ай бұрын
Hmmm kinky
@MohIsmail-mk1fd
@MohIsmail-mk1fd 3 ай бұрын
So that's how you died?
@CreeperG0d
@CreeperG0d 4 ай бұрын
Me talking in sign language to a blind person.
@ius_0
@ius_0 3 ай бұрын
Me giving wheel chair to a deaf person:
@Jonathan-eo2sf
@Jonathan-eo2sf 3 ай бұрын
Me giving life ensurance to a dead person:@@ius_0
@simplypk.
@simplypk. 2 ай бұрын
Me telling to the armless people to wave to the blind guy:
@tartos843
@tartos843 2 ай бұрын
me shouting at my deaf buddy to stand up for himself
@EChere
@EChere Ай бұрын
Me calling them a liar after telling a joke to a depressed person and they laughed:
@ps2bndled
@ps2bndled 2 ай бұрын
My girlfriend told me she needed space, so I showed her a picture of the solar system
@zawezplays
@zawezplays 3 ай бұрын
“The sun is too hot to go on” “Then go at night”
@Unrandom_1901
@Unrandom_1901 8 ай бұрын
Alemanes viendo videos de "estrategias que hicieron que alemania perdiera la guerra" para no hacer los errores en la tercera
@keylorgamer0285
@keylorgamer0285 8 ай бұрын
francia costruyendo una linea maginot en Bélgica:
@coemcoem7070
@coemcoem7070 8 ай бұрын
​@@keylorgamer0285Luxembourg too
@tonijelecevic9238
@tonijelecevic9238 8 ай бұрын
Hitler riendo se en Argentina
@Huhn1
@Huhn1 8 ай бұрын
Gut, dass ich dieses Video gefunden habe 😅
@alexandrefillot9600
@alexandrefillot9600 8 ай бұрын
What makes it so much funnier is that both scientists are German.
@ziro393
@ziro393 7 ай бұрын
Sabias que? Las tortugas ninja eran tan famosas que varios artistas del renacimiento tomaron sus nombres
@Creeper51
@Creeper51 7 ай бұрын
Literalmente un viajero del tiempo pisa una cucaracha
@locoydave
@locoydave 4 ай бұрын
​@@Creeper51 Teenage mutant ninja turtles Teenage mutant ninja turtles Teenage mutant ninja turtles Heroes in a half shell (Turtle power) Here we go it's the lean, green, ninja, team, On the scene cool teens doin' ninja things, So extreme out the sewer like laser beams Get rocked with the shell shock pizza kings, can't stop these radical dudes, the secret of the ooze made the chosen few Emerge from the shadow to make their movie, the good guys win and the bad guys loose Leonardo's the leader in blue, does anything it takes to get his ninjas trought Donatello is the fellow, has a way with machines Rapheal's got the most attitude on the team Michelangelo, he's one of a Kind and you know just where to find him when its party time Master splinter taught them every single skill they need, TO BE ONE, LEAN, MEAN, GREEN, INCREDIBLE TEAM!!! Teenage mutant ninja turtles Teenage mutant ninja turtles Teenage mutant ninja turtles Heroes in a half shell (Turtle power)
@yg_M.Y.M
@yg_M.Y.M 4 ай бұрын
​@@locoydave tienes mis respetos
@Bontrixs
@Bontrixs 3 ай бұрын
Yeah kinda obvious
@Just_a_pickleNothing_her-xv1vw
@Just_a_pickleNothing_her-xv1vw 3 ай бұрын
Holy shit really?!🤯
@nickpowers2291
@nickpowers2291 3 ай бұрын
I'd rather go deaf than not be able to listen to this banger! 🔥🔥🔥
@ortherner
@ortherner 27 күн бұрын
best comment here
@azulamazighberber
@azulamazighberber 3 ай бұрын
"I ate an anvil, now I can't swim" "Eat a feather, it cancels"
@Demi_BS
@Demi_BS 8 ай бұрын
yo despues de vender a mi gato para poder pagar su comida:
@Moai-Humilde777
@Moai-Humilde777 7 ай бұрын
XD
@Pat_AR02
@Pat_AR02 6 ай бұрын
XD.
@freddyvilcabroncano126
@freddyvilcabroncano126 5 ай бұрын
XDD
@Henrry0971
@Henrry0971 4 ай бұрын
XD
@GatoxD689
@GatoxD689 4 ай бұрын
XD
@samupoketrainernoob
@samupoketrainernoob 8 ай бұрын
Se imaginan si Halloween cayera un viernes 13?
@KashPluxer
@KashPluxer 7 ай бұрын
"El Sol no es real" ¿Por qué? "¿Alguna vez has estado en el Sol?" No ¿Entonces como sabes que es real?
@Gospelcin
@Gospelcin 7 ай бұрын
De hecho halloween no puede caer en viernes por que es fin de semana, no fin de mes 🤓☝️
@KashPluxer
@KashPluxer 7 ай бұрын
@@Gospelcin De hecho, ese es el chiste; además de que la mano debe ser al otro lado. ☝️🤓
@asibit724
@asibit724 7 ай бұрын
​@@KashPluxera menos que sea zurdo 😮
@KashPluxer
@KashPluxer 7 ай бұрын
@@asibit724 No, porque la mano está al revés,
@partypoo3986
@partypoo3986 2 ай бұрын
Girl: can I hold your hand Me: no it’s mine
@pointlesschild4943
@pointlesschild4943 2 ай бұрын
Me when I get A+ on the blood test without studying
@Al-Var0
@Al-Var0 7 ай бұрын
Este Definitivamente Es El Mejor Meme Del Año. Leer Los Comentarios Es Un Matadero De Risa.
@DaniValencia-re4rr
@DaniValencia-re4rr 7 ай бұрын
Menos los que hablan ingles esos no tienen sentido del humor😂
@elcrakcultraporxchara3260
@elcrakcultraporxchara3260 7 ай бұрын
​@@DaniValencia-re4rreste meme fue creador por gringos. Ten un buen día.
@Hexe409
@Hexe409 7 ай бұрын
​@@DaniValencia-re4rrmi amigo el resentido con los ingleses:
@jesusdavidbarriosrada4372
@jesusdavidbarriosrada4372 7 ай бұрын
Este el de mi primera chamba y el Baby dont hurt me son los mejores
@Al-Var0
@Al-Var0 7 ай бұрын
@@jesusdavidbarriosrada4372 Respetable. También Pienso Que Thomas Y El Mapa Debería Ser Mencionado.
@D-5179
@D-5179 8 ай бұрын
Yo despues de contestar en el examen que Samuel tiene 0.7 hijos, la bicicleta de Maria viaja 1400 Kilómetros por hora y el papá de Octavio tiene 14 años y Octavio 27
@ROCKETnd5mu
@ROCKETnd5mu 7 ай бұрын
Y Carlos mide -7 metros
@damarisaquinohernandez7018
@damarisaquinohernandez7018 7 ай бұрын
XD
@-Auditor-
@-Auditor- 7 ай бұрын
​@@ROCKETnd5muXDDD
@Elitefanman2
@Elitefanman2 7 ай бұрын
Yo me llamo octavio XD
@user-op9nb3zj2b
@user-op9nb3zj2b 6 ай бұрын
​@@-Auditor-xd
@AmericanGovermentOfficial
@AmericanGovermentOfficial 3 ай бұрын
“You can’t stick a fork in a toaster, but can you stick a spoon?”
@Monokumathebear
@Monokumathebear 3 ай бұрын
Me turning the volume on my phone up when its on silent:
@imrane206
@imrane206 6 ай бұрын
Redstone Minecrafters when they get 2 new blocks
@mixomarkozasvili5152
@mixomarkozasvili5152 3 ай бұрын
It took teaming up of both of these legends to figure out wtf comparators do
@Jonathan-eo2sf
@Jonathan-eo2sf 3 ай бұрын
Not even a collection of all the brightest minds of human history could tell you, how to make a redstone clock@@mixomarkozasvili5152
@alaeelmorhder7063
@alaeelmorhder7063 3 ай бұрын
​@@mixomarkozasvili5152 lmao
@lauxd9714
@lauxd9714 8 ай бұрын
Yo protegiéndome de la lluvia con la carpeta de dibujos con todos los trabajos:
@Red_ServerOficial
@Red_ServerOficial 7 ай бұрын
Soy ese
@lauxd9714
@lauxd9714 7 ай бұрын
Lo peor es que si me pasó pero no sé mojaron de pedo
@Tomate976
@Tomate976 4 ай бұрын
Alfin sirven para algo
@SuperSmashTurtle
@SuperSmashTurtle 3 ай бұрын
"Go To The Sun" "No It's To Hot" "Then Do It At Night"
@kulijadavid5962
@kulijadavid5962 2 ай бұрын
"sir, your survival rate will be 50% during this surgery" *"Double it and give it to the next person."*
@ius_0
@ius_0 2 ай бұрын
"Sir youll die-" "Double it and give to the next person"
@ianaaroncubapaucar7367
@ianaaroncubapaucar7367 8 ай бұрын
Yo de niño cuando en pvz 2 usaba plantas de hielo en Cuevas Congeladas:
@theechidnacuentasecundaria6583
@theechidnacuentasecundaria6583 7 ай бұрын
Le diste clases a nikola tesla, confirmado
@elcazita8020
@elcazita8020 7 ай бұрын
Yo usaba las plantas de hielo detrás de los troncos en llamas 🗿
@izayael
@izayael 7 ай бұрын
Para colmo se congelan xd
@facundobraianvalverderamos8070
@facundobraianvalverderamos8070 7 ай бұрын
​@@elcazita8020yo igual
@JackSnniper
@JackSnniper 7 ай бұрын
Yo después de que me desearan feliz cumpleaños y decir "gracias, igualmente "
@LeonardoAld
@LeonardoAld 7 ай бұрын
Pero te acuerdas que s tu gemelo
@chocopan9250
@chocopan9250 7 ай бұрын
Y una vez dije "De nada, igual"
@Paolo.Cerezo
@Paolo.Cerezo 4 ай бұрын
A menos que esa persona cumpla años el mismo día
@Crusader..
@Crusader.. 2 ай бұрын
“Don’t cook food in a crockpot at 100 degrees for like 5 hours but just do the math and cook it at like 3000 degrees for 5 minutes”
@OfficialBrytz
@OfficialBrytz 8 ай бұрын
yo después de decir que la guerra mas importante es la de clanes en clase de historia:
@mr.notsoincredible5345
@mr.notsoincredible5345 8 ай бұрын
es cierto!
@cesj1982
@cesj1982 8 ай бұрын
Lo es
@lolanewsOFICIAL
@lolanewsOFICIAL 8 ай бұрын
No es la de goku vs freezer o puede ser chabelo contra el nokia
@diegosalazar2179
@diegosalazar2179 7 ай бұрын
Factores
@character4767
@character4767 7 ай бұрын
XD
@carlitosjuega1784
@carlitosjuega1784 7 ай бұрын
Para alejarnos del sol debemos soplar todos juntos -Si todos solpamos apagamos el sol - hay que hacerlo de noche
@kisama-hoshi3446
@kisama-hoshi3446 7 ай бұрын
But de noche no pueden soplarle porque no se ve el sol
@ElezardXD
@ElezardXD 7 ай бұрын
Solpamos 🤑🤑🤑
@yosoyRanchi
@yosoyRanchi 7 ай бұрын
Si fuera posible iríamos más cerca del sol xd
@hudsonhoffman1512
@hudsonhoffman1512 Ай бұрын
“You can’t See a solar eclipse!” “Then just open your eyes..
@doomslayerobama
@doomslayerobama 2 ай бұрын
Me after throwing the fire extinguisher into the fire
@bloodan8639
@bloodan8639 8 ай бұрын
Чтобы перестать быть бедным , тебе всего-то нужно разбогатеть
@-artemsen-
@-artemsen- 8 ай бұрын
Чтобы перестать быть бездомным, тебе всего-то нужно найти дом
@ch3rp1
@ch3rp1 7 ай бұрын
This is slav wisdom for sure
@npoctouAkkAunt
@npoctouAkkAunt 7 ай бұрын
Причем тут Кобяков?
@atencio_dma
@atencio_dma 7 ай бұрын
Да'нт
@TheUser_10
@TheUser_10 7 ай бұрын
Yo no hablar bomba atómica
@gustavofring3347
@gustavofring3347 8 ай бұрын
the best duo doesn't exi-
@Zoappeelhel
@Zoappeelhel 8 ай бұрын
Perfect duo
@peanut9595
@peanut9595 7 ай бұрын
The only english comment
@SmsngFridge
@SmsngFridge 7 ай бұрын
@@peanut9595 fr 😭
@retronimo
@retronimo 7 ай бұрын
Fun fact: Tesla hated the theory of relativity. He kept insisting that space couldn't have properties of it's own. Einstein didn't care and still sent him happy birthday wishes when Tesla turned 75.
@Moai-Humilde777
@Moai-Humilde777 7 ай бұрын
Ñ
@smoketastic4158
@smoketastic4158 3 ай бұрын
me after putting the fork in the electrical socket as a way to get superpowers from flash:
@PanosB67
@PanosB67 3 ай бұрын
Brain surgeon: This surgery has a 50% success rate. Me: Do it twice then.
@user-mh7by7wr1y
@user-mh7by7wr1y 7 ай бұрын
Yo despues de soplar el helado para que se enfrie
@Dc1_Super
@Dc1_Super 3 күн бұрын
still works
@user-bt9re9xq1o
@user-bt9re9xq1o 6 ай бұрын
El profe:el ser humano solo puede ver a 5 km de distancia Yo viendo el sol a 150 millones de km:
@agentbrownie
@agentbrownie 2 ай бұрын
“your honor, with all due respect, my client said dead ass”
@leonardorules7180
@leonardorules7180 8 ай бұрын
Yo después de sacar 10 puntos en el exámen de 100
@user-ij9rz8ny2i
@user-ij9rz8ny2i 8 ай бұрын
Y lo presumes con el que tiene 4 0:00
@messiesgoood
@messiesgoood 8 ай бұрын
Tú después de escribir "exámen":
@leonardorules7180
@leonardorules7180 8 ай бұрын
@@messiesgoood Tú después de escribir ese comentario:
@messiesgoood
@messiesgoood 8 ай бұрын
@@leonardorules7180 Tú y yo:
@Juanma-fb4sm
@Juanma-fb4sm 8 ай бұрын
​@@messiesgoooduno es Tesla el otro Einstein
@captainpelmenientertainment
@captainpelmenientertainment 8 ай бұрын
Paciente : doctor me duele la cabeza al despertar en la mañana Doctor : entonces despierta en la tarde
@tomasglaceon
@tomasglaceon 7 ай бұрын
XD
@joserios8488
@joserios8488 Ай бұрын
C mamo 🗿
@Cypriot_geezer
@Cypriot_geezer 2 ай бұрын
When you realise the speed of dark is faster than light
@ABB0527
@ABB0527 2 ай бұрын
"the speed of dark" is not a real thing, darkness is a form of light, just very low. what light is actually chasing is, nothing, if light travels in space what you interpret as "dark" is just, nothing, there's a BIG difference between pitch black and absolutely nothing. the parts of space that are "dark" in reality is just nothing, light just hasn't traveled there yet, hope this made sense 👍
@ColeAnimates
@ColeAnimates 2 ай бұрын
☝️🤓
@Cypriot_geezer
@Cypriot_geezer 2 ай бұрын
@@ABB0527yeah i know But the point of this video comment section is to comment dumb things
@ABB0527
@ABB0527 2 ай бұрын
@@Cypriot_geezer fair enough 🗿
@Cypriot_geezer
@Cypriot_geezer 2 ай бұрын
@@ABB0527🗿
@seifo3358
@seifo3358 Ай бұрын
"Oh your homeless? "Yeah." "Just buy a house then"
@Sarive675
@Sarive675 7 ай бұрын
Hace uno meses tenía un examen de sociología, mi profesor puso como consigna "Defina la vida social en una frase y justifique", y yo puse "Vivimos en una sociedad"
@gocu_san
@gocu_san 7 ай бұрын
Ciertamente, vivimos en una sociedad. O más, incluso.
@Santiago_Gimenez
@Santiago_Gimenez 7 ай бұрын
Vivimos en una suciedad
@PepitoMalito
@PepitoMalito 7 ай бұрын
Vivimos en una aberrosidad
@ianramirez1988
@ianramirez1988 5 ай бұрын
La sociedad es la edad de los socios ☝️🤓
@PoisonAura
@PoisonAura 7 ай бұрын
My god, this image with this music is one of the powerful things I've ever came across in my life
@sedeuphadude80
@sedeuphadude80 7 ай бұрын
Finally, a fellow English speaker!
@Lautaro-li3mx
@Lautaro-li3mx 7 ай бұрын
​@@sedeuphadude80Shut up gringo Ñ
@viewing845
@viewing845 7 ай бұрын
Real
@fafaello
@fafaello 7 ай бұрын
​@@sedeuphadude80Yeah its hard to find anyone under this video
@guilhermealmeida6804
@guilhermealmeida6804 7 ай бұрын
​@@sedeuphadude80Ñ
@flaviamurgida9469
@flaviamurgida9469 2 ай бұрын
Doctor: your son has stage 2 cancer Me af : I’m proud of him for beating stage 1
@NetherWolfAlpha
@NetherWolfAlpha 2 ай бұрын
Joining a fight against a pregnant woman to make it a 2v2
@j.s.ospina9861
@j.s.ospina9861 7 ай бұрын
Yo cuando abro las ventanas del carro y enciendo el aire acondicionado para que no haga tanto calor afuera:
@Santiagito_2890
@Santiagito_2890 8 ай бұрын
Yo despues de aprobar el examen de cancer sin estudiar 🗿🚬
@DARKSYX
@DARKSYX 7 ай бұрын
Examen de prostata mejor dicho
@ethanchrisjarquin1937
@ethanchrisjarquin1937 7 ай бұрын
XD
@DARKSYX
@DARKSYX 7 ай бұрын
@cigarettedisorder wey hasta ahora me di cuenta que no hablaba de el prostata jajajajaaaa
@Saul_Espinoza
@Saul_Espinoza 7 ай бұрын
Su cancer de pulmon xd
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