Hammond, Clarkson and May Caption Card Compilation

[@jolly5319]

they managed to get bruce willis and eric clapton just to press the horn button and connect a guitar to the stereo

[@eun5oo280]

They also managed to get ross kemp inside a Renault’s trunk

[@Callhouse]

I mean if I was a legend the magnitude of Bruce Willis and Eric Clapton, this is exactly the shit I'd love to be doing. It's not time consuming, you do fun stuff in your favourite shows and you get to hang out with the presenters. It's a win win for everyone, including the viewers.

[@Psiberzerker]

@@eun5oo280 Spoiler: He doesn't make the Ferry.

[@dominicmillns5856]

@@Callhouse it’s pretty time consuming if you consider the travel involved, though I assume the fee is more than worth it

[@Callhouse]

@@dominicmillns5856 What's time consuming? The Top Gear crew goes to visit them, not the other way round.

[@incTG]

was waiting for this one

[@jolly5319]

oh hi inct

[@incTG]

@@jolly5319 hello.

[@loganmason8874]

This is the most Top Gear KZbinr inception comment ive ever seen.

[@rafaelgamma07]

Hi inked.

[@d.h.2145]

Hello, incT!

[@tidmouthmilk12]

One of my favourites of these was the "Is it green - No ...it's red" from the Twingo road test. Assuming that's one of the clips that was cut for copyright though

[@maksymburym2950]

This is beautiful. I looked at it for 9 minutes

[@NostyFripples]

6:15 “Power power power speed..irrelevant!”

[@Psiberzerker]

"Only 100 grams" of SODIUM!

[@Jakobly]

can we get a “that’s not gone well” comp

[@harleyb7880]

It's been done 😎

[@maximeisspeaking3484]

Jeremy making “serious” car reviews, simply the best thing in the world 😂

[@aggy81]

a complilation of "hammond/clarkson saying: me and jeremy/richard decided that james should go first"

[@devravi7049]

the funniest thing i’d ever seen as a 12 year old is john mclane being proud about the fact that he operated a hour

[@wolfamoore1239]

Am I the only one who wants to listen to all of James explanations?

[@porpus99]

Just watching this the first time, and my reaction was "Wait, when was Bruce Willis on Top Gear?"

[@DeanMoxley87]

I always imagined this would be a blank screen saying some time later for 8:00

[@amyshaw893]

It annoys me slightly that they don't all use the Top Gear font. Also why is the man at 2:30 welding the back wheels of the reliant?

[@scsutton1]

I read these out in the style of the Spongebob narrator.

[@rykermartian]

Hard to believe I’ve been subbed since you had 100 subs

[@phuquoc3012]

"Save it" compilation plsssss.

[@artepjan]

how do you even search for these cards respect for your work

[@sheva_8767]

Do a Ray Mears compilation

[@ethandalton6480]

"This engine's quite interesting"

[@Tabby248]

Maybe for the next one, you could have them setting things on fire

[@Evaunit98]

That’d probably be a 2 hour long video

[@Tabby248]

Yeah probably

[@Uberdude6666]

Is James May's public information-documentary available on KZbin?

[@cinderofgods8698]

One of the most underrated things in the show. So stupid.

[@lukegauci1159]

“Is it green?” “Yesssss, very!”

[@JRS06]

"It can be made in a trife." One Trifle Later...

[@theodor12]

how the hell do you upload these without getting copyright striked?

[@Natatattatification]

It took me a full 20 seconds to realise the title said CAPTION not CAPTAIN 🤦‍♀️ I thought it was a compilation of the three of them calling each other “captain _____”

[@dddcveoliawasteandrecyclin6195]

Nice

[@kotelypiesely1268]

4:25 what is going on in Clarkson's big head?

[@AleK0451]

compilation of them saying things then immediately having it go wrong

[@itsamerby4270]

What do you mean, you'd put it in a melon?

[@anyau]

nice thumbnail

[@22jos]

RIP eel

[@striderx8255]

"Is it green?"

[@RPBeamont]

try there injuries

[@RPBeamont]

try the stigs cousins

[@hoangho6781]

Hello

[@marekreznicek7858]

5:46 witch episode is that?

[@gts7307]

Series 13 Episode 3

[@bakatazz]

The cheap and cheerful cars episode.

[@LewisBowels]

"Is it easy to park?" "Of course it is. It has windows and a steering wheel." If only people in California realized this. And Florida. Virginia. Nevada...Pennsylvania...

[@FalloutJack]

James' 'In the real world' stuff is basically rubbish. In the real world, most anybody speeds, and most of them don't get rounded by the Rozzers.

[@therealthegreens]

early again.

[@jamieoliver4267]

The last title card means: MIddle of the morning

[@rotatrimon]

7:05 which episode is that?

[@incTG]

s21e5, cycling ads i believe

[@rotatrimon]

@@incTG thanks

[@dustojnikhummer]

Wait they really got Bruce Willis?