NILIDANGANYWA, Katiba si mpya, Nisaidie daktari | Hali Ilivyo

#AlexNaJalas

[@mwalimumike7579]

😂😂😂😂😂hahaha who is watching this 2020 piga like

[@bravinpeace6431]

Am here from states w2

[@bobonyango4056]

Sasale...kitaeleweka

[@RuthOdongo-eb8jl]

2024😂

[@godfreyasingo9365]

Hi story ilinipata nikuwa mat on ma way job sitting next to a slay Queen hapo pa ilingia chubulu slay alicheka mpaka akanilalia hapo ndo nilipata galfriend thanks jalas n mwakideu...siku ngoja 60 days the 1st wkend dani na mpigo...

[@scentorgraphy]

Wewe haukuskia chulu

[@godfreyasingo9365]

@@scentorgraphy Hahahaha nilipambana na hali yangu nayo nayo

[@samsonnyangaya8138]

Godfrey Asingo ❓😂😂😂hapo ndo ulipata ango'wa???

[@rangsmteule3665]

Godfrey Asingo haha uongo

[@sadickkarany5391]

😂😂😂😂

[@leviskibet2468]

I have repeated this several times. This narration is top

[@eferykhasungu3805]

Niliskia tu chuluuuuu 😂😂😂😂😂 mbavu zangu 🤣 kama umecheka hii gonga like

[@rangsmteule3665]

Efery khasungu anti chuluuu,kali hii

[@eferykhasungu3805]

rangs mteule hii ni kali ya mwaka dah!!😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@simonoduor6985]

Haa

[@eferykhasungu3805]

Simon Oduor shaka 😂

[@briebella3127]

Ninakuona my dear sizy

[@ohmid123]

haha i live for these euphemisms. But this guy can deliver a story discreetly. Jalas give this guy a chance to appear on the show. He is clearly a fan of the show.

[@nahedkhedr4954]

Mjamaa n story teller mzuri zaidi kama unakubaliana gonga like

[@douglasmwiraria7048]

kama umewai pata katiba mpya...like this

[@silvo2546]

Mimi nilipata,,, na huyo ndo bibi

[@johnnjuguna729]

😝😝😝😍😍👐

[@ritanofear4634]

Mi nilipata but alipojua utamu wa hio kitu akaanza hapa kule🤣🤣

[@petma5551]

@@ritanofear4634 pole

[@petma5551]

@@silvo2546 mimi pia, ndiye mke.

[@alfredmangatakesi2983]

Maelezo ya Joseph ni world class 😁😁😁😁

[@sj_otugah]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@robertshuggy1104]

He is a good story teller

[@jayjohnnjuguna9885]

Hahaha....For sure this guy had rehearsed for this conversation... tricky sana

[@AmosMakokha]

He got his script right.

[@kamaakamaa1795]

Jay John Njuguna igia kwa channel yangu u subscriber

[@_Ericochui]

This will never get old 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mlongojane8671]

Mko na ujinga! Nimecheka yangu yote. The narration is hilarious

[@patrickjohn9495]

Sio ujinga

[@monicaokello4240]

Chibliuuu nipeni like ya chibliuuuuu🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joshuakasuu7022]

Monica Okello hahaaaa😂😂😂😂

[@kamaakamaa1795]

Monica Okello igia kwa yangu u subscriber

[@kevinombisi8925]

Hapo kwa Chuluu😂😂😂😂 I almost got chased out the way I laughed

[@cynthiakananu6383]

Joseph i feel for you aki... I can tell the happiness yu had while you were travelling to naivasha but usijali

[@TerryApiyo]

😂

[@gracenyaboke8483]

This is enough stress reliever.Watching in November.

[@fredrickosano6312]

Fans wa Hali ilivyo....October fans hit the like click

[@halimamshami3279]

Waaahhh laughing the mwakideu's way, huyo jamaaa ni fala sanaa waahh enjoy this from doha Qatar

[@kamaakamaa1795]

Halima Mshami igia kwa channel yangu u subscriber

[@studio0393]

Nilisoma katiba mpya on the 14 feb in 2014, i took a whole four hours but i had not even reached the acknowledgements section. i was convinced it was new. hii ya joseph ya chuluu naona kama ilikuwa ni setbook ya Mayai waziri wa maradhi.

[@kawirakenya5279]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@nzisakasau8234]

oooooweeeeeeh😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅hii clinic jamani Leo Huyu mgonjwa Leo ni maututi Alex na jalas😂😂😂😂😂boy child pole utaiona tu

[@oxyrio1224]

Yako katiba ni mpya

[@Robeztv]

Osu kweli ni maututi😆😆😆

[@nzisakasau8234]

@@Robeztv 😅kabisa

[@perismacua1738]

🤣🤣🤣🙆🙆

[@briankurgat2770]

Uongo😂😂😂

[@artensoul]

I'm a Zulu from South Africa.... I don't understand what this conversation is about but lazima niseme kitaeleweka! Ni kulonzero.

[@sylviaecke1772]

Is about the Guy who has date Woman for 8 month,,without having Sex,the Woman lie to him she is virgin,so the Guy is complaining

[@gracenyaboke8483]

I like your humour.😂😂.samlia my zulu pipo.

[@aggieaggie8444]

Haha salimia wa zulu

[@kamaakamaa1795]

Chumba_h igia kwa yangu u subscriber

[@findinglela]

@@sylviaecke1772 he's zulu living in Kakamega

[@kipronokenneth320]

This is comedy....eti alishtukia ako chapter 5😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dianaambani1135]

NIMECHEKA YANGU YOTE Enjoying this from Dubai....

[@davidndungu9391]

kama umekwama apo kwa page 5 gonga like twende

[@cryptolord7515]

mi nimekwama kwa chuluuu hehe

[@estheralbrechtsen8999]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@khadijaibrahim1004]

Who's listening it now chuluuuu hahahahahaha my ribs aki

[@galmjaldesa4417]

Vile anasema "ndio daktari..." ..aki namhurumia hahaha 🤣

[@margareosoro1875]

Yesu na sigara😂😂😂niokotwe wapi gonga like vile Alex alifungua mdomo katiba sio mpya

[@mombasanews3024]

Kama haujachukua huduma number gonga like hapa tukisonga

[@vidiomoto254]

Ww unangoja nn

[@mombasanews3024]

@@vidiomoto254 if the Huduma Namba is for everyone including children,is there a deadline on giving birth ????

[@vidiomoto254]

No..giving birth is peoples own choice to continue or not

[@mombasanews3024]

@@vidiomoto254 Why then there is a deadline on Huduma Namba ????

[@vidiomoto254]

@@mombasanews3024 I don't think if this huduma namba is there 4 providing services BT instead used by people in power to benefit themselves mainly during elections

[@georginak4795]

This guy is a good storyteller. I could listen to him all day. Cheeeeeei!😂😂😂😂. The gold buzzer goes to him. Huzuni nyingi sana. Pole kaka. Kotini pap!😢😢

[@bonfacepascal871]

2022 I'm still here laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@leengugi1196]

Ati aliskia chuluuu😂😂😂😂😂huyo jamaa kitu anatumia sio mzuri

[@aishamohammed2097]

Lee Ngugi 😂😂😂

[@كيفي-ض2ج]

Anasema venye ilingia

[@harrietshiunza3153]

😅😛

[@jayneeeeeee]

😂😂😂😂

[@nizammakokha9047]

😁😁😁

[@ocharosteve9724]

eih!!!! lets gather here and say the longest wait is 2 weeks

[@mcklousmunene7584]

maji maji rebellion 😹😹😹😹....... cjui niokotwe wapi Kenya hii!!!!!

[@traveledra2015]

His narration is first class.I have really laughed ,he doesn't know how funny he is 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@traveledra2015]

Lol

[@samuelmbao6397]

It never gets old 😂😂😂

[@dannycole9582]

Hehehehe the way this guy is explaining the situation is out of this world 😂😂😂

[@lucykaboro8735]

haha machungu

[@mutiomonicah9029]

Dr.aty nn ?mbumbumbu😁😁🙈🙈🙆‍♀️mwakideu I love hio kicheko😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pole sana mwakideu my condolences and entire milele fm

[@MOMBASARAHA]

Wamlambez Wamnyonyez....Punda ikufe lakini mzigo ifike 😂😂😂😂

[@lucymwega784]

😂😂😂😂

[@estherwanjiruirungu4225]

😂 😂 😂

[@monicaokello4240]

😀😀😀

[@kamaakamaa1795]

MOMBASA RAHA igia kwa yangu u subscriber

[@lourainesheghu5663]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vivianchepkorir3767]

Fungeni milele#jalas n Alex you’re killing us

[@gloriamrema425]

Nani ako hapa 2021😂😂😂tucheke na chuuubuuluuuu

[@geoffrey9888]

I have watched this more than 100 times and its always funny.

[@kinahwambobua4101]

But the gal meant katiba hujawai patana nayo,🤣🤣😂😂

[@hajrafarid8942]

😂😂😂😊

[@jacqueypatrick4090]

Hahaha this one was crazy

[@kamaakamaa1795]

dorcas Kinanu igia kwa yangu u subscriber

[@ritanofear4634]

Chuluuuuuu🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣let me nurse my ribs pls. Kupata katiba mpya nowadays ni hard sana

[@alexkuriahwamutogoni9380]

This never gets old 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Chuburiu

[@euniceevans7780]

Hali ya kutenda tenda /tendana, fanyana Hali ya usoevu! jalas alianza kutafuta katiba mpya since 1968 😁😁😁

[@emmanuellusigi6674]

23 years katiba Mpya? Jamani ile upuzi ambao uko Kenya ni mwingi Sana.

[@clinton8431]

Huh

[@blessedemmy4538]

Yes it's possible it's a matter of one's choice

[@clinton8431]

@@blessedemmy4538 wewe unaeza maliza 12hrs😹😹😹

[@blessedemmy4538]

@clinton matogo 12 hrs?are u kidding me Talk of my age or 20 yrs plz abeg people are different

[@bonfaceogmnyamalukavilo8108]

Hehehehe Kenya iko na ujinga

[@niitekakaabbas6141]

974 mko wapi. I know how this feels 😂💦😂💦 gongeni likes yawah!!! Damn!!!

[@richardmukolwe8856]

Niko locked

[@isaacchumba]

974 ndani, wakra

[@Kat_254]

Majimaji rebellion 😂😂😂😂🔥🔥💥

[@willymamosee7516]

Tricky Sana hapo

[@rodgersmuyodi6879]

Hahaha

[@rodgersmuyodi6879]

Tricky sana

[@damyenmwey972]

Am done

[@seleiyianbarrak904]

Hahhahaahahaha

[@cuslermtati]

Pole sana Joseph ebu cheki hiyo katiba labda ni ya Ethiopia

[@shyrozvishiki540]

Hahaha bro u'll never recover aki.....hio shock ya chuluu...mama yangu 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mannuukips9878]

Hii😭😭😭😭

[@amosgichia9444]

i give credit to the caller.....the guy is awesome!!!!

[@munyaojohn6750]

I just like the way this man is narrating his story , very intresting............

[@estheralbrechtsen8999]

One of da best ya milele FM yani nikama hadhithi

[@princeisaacdestined2541]

Same happened to me back in 2010, experience with my first girlfriend, alidai ni virgo kuingia kapata super highway. Hadi leo, 2019, machungu ninayo, 😔

[@aggieaggie8444]

Hahaha pole

[@stevebiko7320]

Hahahahahaha, Men conference is working. Jalas you are our secretary

[@magdalinemwangi1163]

2020 mpoooo katiba mpya siida kubwa yawah

[@davidochieng3197]

Wapi likes za incoming Langata and Wundanyi mps?

[@dotytydo2342]

Yangu ilifunguliwa na kupanda miti basikile kucheza mpira kuruka highjump yaani mmi nilikua shimo la vituko nasiombi mtu msama singewacha kucheza nije nifurahishe mtu alaaah alaah

[@vivaidaramsy7415]

Nmegwana apo kwa cover ya juu Hadi ya nyuma chaiiiii🤣🤣🤣.

[@nyukuriokuna9166]

Ningeskiza mwalimu shule vile nimesikiza huyu jamaaa sahiii ningekuwa mtangazaji

[@grahamkibet1477]

I was in a relationship for 3years but sikusoma katiba,I was told to wait amade chuo😖😖😖😖

[@كيفي-ض2ج]

Hio ndio uwongo mpya.....katiba ishasomwa

[@mwendapoleee]

Alafu.........

[@fabyscarl]

Alafu kukaendaje @graham

[@grahamkibet1477]

@@fabyscarl nililia nikiendanga kama anbulance

[@grahamkibet1477]

@@mwendapoleee nilitoka unyoya,sikuwai angalia nyuma

[@gideonkipngeno497]

The narration is top .....wapi likes

[@hadasahqueen4931]

Jalas n mwakideu may be pia the guy has small eyes😜😂u know wht I mean🙈

[@abdulmohamed447]

Kujaribi yesu na sigaraa

[@jessicajess4793]

Oh my goodness I can't laughing. The girl play the game well well

[@shadrackkisabei7726]

Nice na usikubali kudanganyika

[@nicholaskorir]

Napenda sana uyu jamaa vile anaeleza ii story.......kweli jelas kupata katiba mpya ii generation Ni gumu

[@fatmamacharia3593]

Huyo alicheza cha baba na mama hajuwa kama ni vanjo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aminanzavi4267]

Ulikuwa unajaribu yesu na sigara, umetibiwa

[@Girl_Maasai]

Jalas has killed me😂😂😂😂😂

[@khanirinaftali1178]

For clarfication purposes, hii HORSE RIDING ni gani? Iko na maana fiche ama ni ile ya uhuru park.

[@djenrickenyaa]

CHULUUUUU..........HII RADIO ITAFUNGWA HEHE......

[@shamizmwangi5689]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 aki ii story always my day....still chubuluuu🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣i die

[@samsokes4085]

Hehehe, page 5 instantly, hii ni noma akh, hakuna mavajo brathe soma hizo maji maji rebellion za kwenu. Dem akikusho uwe mpole na kusoma katiba jua tu imesomwa Sana

[@brolynenawiri7501]

This is the best episode so far😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lovemonjemonje5777]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂kamaumecheka kama mm Pitia hapa

[@gideongathekiamkoloni5043]

National anthem mpaka Loyalty Pledge

[@davychelsea6461]

bomboclaat 😹😹😹 just watched this 2023😹😹😹

[@kipkorirfelix2168]

Boychild kajipanga kumbe ni kuingia chulluuuu 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hadi page 5

[@loicevakhoya7411]

Mimi ni Loose vakhoya niko 24yrs nahitaji mme mkweli, Mja,mungu na awe .na miaka 28-30 nipatanishe jalaz $Alex

[@elizabethmuthui6557]

Daktari this patient knows how to narrate a story

[@mercywanjiku6136]

U truly enjoy your job guys Jalas mnapenda hayo mambo sana

[@gadogweno3578]

Hata katiba ijaguzwa bado nangonja nihame Kenya free ticket to Canada juu ya huduma number

[@obadiahhosea91]

Mmenichizisha jamani chuluuu hadi chapter 5 mimi niokotwe ruiru aki ... pole Joseph heheeeee

[@nellykasohaombwavo6993]

Chulu in my mind what is it? Wapi likes za wenye tunafloat

[@aronchumba4979]

Hahaha

[@joshuakasuu7022]

Hahaaaa....chuluuuuu😂😂😂😂

[@valencekavishe311]

😂🤣😂🤣duuu.venye akasikiachuluu

[@patrickthiongo5978]

☺😆😅😅😅😅

[@feisalabubakar3827]

Bwana jalaas hapo kidogo nitatoa maoni yangu kuusu katiba kama nimpya hata aendeshe baiskeli inaeza kufungunga kwa njia moja au nyengine lakini wengine husema kivovote katiba kama ni mpya itabakia ivo sababu ikisomwa lazzima itoe damu

[@netahatienootieno8409]

These two really enjoy their job!😂😂😂😂💦

[@rodahmwajuma7836]

😂😂😂😂

[@esthermurugi9570]

For real😂😂😂😂

[@bravinpeace6431]

😂😹😹😹😹

[@robritemwema8737]

kupata katiba mpya ni ngumu ngumu ngumu sana mimi nimetafuuuuta

[@aggieaggie8444]

😆😆😆😆 Katiba ilikuwa Mpya ni vile ilivamiwa 😆😆😆

[@aggieaggie8444]

@JNR OKOWA JUNIOR 😂😂😂😂 waaaa

[@noahmwenda9740]

Lisening 2024...classic

[@maggiekariz9418]

Shuhada please dont make me speak Arabic😂😂😂😂😂🤦🤦🤦

[@Robeztv]

Hapa inabidi😅😅😅😅

[@janejehner8241]

😂😂😂😉

[@isaacchumba]

Kaliwali

[@veroncyceline6374]

Inta majunun

[@victorwainaina5436]

that guy was so honest !!!!! ati Punda Afe Lakini Mzigo Ufike...........

[@michaelomondi8132]

Niliona hi vida ikitrend ikabidi niikujie, hi ni tricky sana, no more katiba mupya😁

[@duncanmudali7094]

This narration bana. Wuueh🔥🔥😅

[@janejehner8241]

Dubai gonga like nimecheka mpaka mwaarabu amenitoa nje😂😂😂😂😂

[@nikkywere6683]

Uko Dubai wapi

[@janejehner8241]

@@nikkywere6683 niko alkwaneej two

[@lucykimemia729]

Nalia juu ya kicheko hapa Satwa

[@nyamweyajoseph244]

Hahaha happy New year 2022, am still listening 🎧 this story

[@blessedsuccessful]

Saahizi tunabambana na Deni za China wewe unakuja hapa kulilia katiba yenye experience😳🙄🙄

[@peresadhiambo5563]

hehe

[@alphoncemagowa2020]

Wah...Boychild anaona shida hii duniani...Boychild we are not ok..

[@monicamichael8119]

Mm nimtanzania ilanipo namkenya jmni nafurah nahabar zenu🤣🤣mnaongea nahamtaji maneno yamatus kam wabongo🤣🤣🤣nawapenda

[@salmasaid7058]

Monica Michael tuko n respect

[@monicamichael8119]

Salma said 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🤣

[@jescamwamba9127]

hahahaha ata mm niko

[@findinglela]

@@jescamwamba9127 karibu

[@kenyann4906]

Tunawapenda vile vile

[@princeriwa4000]

Niko TZ ila nimecheka Sana cahlii yangu. Tumkabizi mandonga mtu kazi

[@odhiambowasonga7995]

These guys can make someone cry with laughyer

[@celebrityvibez7672]

This one cracks me up everytime