Thank You China: FULL SPECIAL - Nimesh Patel | Stand Up Comedy

[@Findingnimesh]

Thank you all for watching. This was fun to make. Share it with your friends who hate Modi, who love drinking, who do drugs, who grew up in NJ wondering what Indian teens did on the the weekends. If you’ve ever thought about death and what happens after or if you hate healthcare in America, this is for you. If you’re a doctor, it’s especially for you. Love, Nimesh

[@rbrahmadathanful]

अगर आप मर नहीं रहे हैं तो यह जीवित नहीं है, भाई 🥂

[@MB3448]

Good jokes, and I would buy that Mr Bean tshirt!

[@TK-yh4hn]

I want a Tshirt that says, " Patels, we be smashin'"!!

[@groundzero5708]

bro your body looks like of felonious GRU from minions

[@dizzug4058]

complete with Tupac lyrics

[@hugonongbri8100]

We're in a time where YT comedy specials are better than Netflix ones. Normand, Gillis, List, Morril realeased their stuff on yt and look how well they're doing

[@jgray1831]

Mark my words the people you just named will be known as the mount Rushmore of new comedy! They are all so great and come with that old idgaf attitude that comedy so desperately needs nowadays. I’ll be keeping an eye on Patel too for diversities sake😂

[@RadarProductions]

And yo mama

[@DC-pb6xq]

Stavros just released a yt one too

[@Touch_grass_]

And Andrew Schultz

[@davidemmons899]

Hey, what time are we in?

[@AkshayKhurana]

I've seen a lot of your older content Nimesh. That shit was great but this is absolutely stellar. Thanks for the beautiful writing!

[@j.ballsdeep420]

Laugh, I thought that was USD at first

[@ammar5945]

@@j.ballsdeep420 😂

[@aanchalfinwoman]

@@j.ballsdeep420 I was about to comment "mujhe de deta bhai"

[@hugonongbri8100]

Look at Ambani over here XD

[@skysingh6845]

@@hugonongbri8100 In india we offer something if the art is worth it . It's culture you won't understand

[@ajaysridharan]

Bloody intelligent and smooth!! This wasn’t just a comedy stand up - this was a physiological discourse!! Well done bro!

[@chillendw]

Been a fan for years, though through YT. Need to catch one of your NY shows. Showing some support before even watching, I'm sure it's great.

[@abhifootball2671]

The thing about comedy is it's so diverse. We have different pace, different way of using timings. Nimesh is way too different to your normal ones, the more you watch this back, the more you'll find deep meanings inside them. That'sy I love him so much, it only gets better with time.

[@TEXAS2459]

Baadme football Abhi padhai kar

[@TravisTerrell]

I must admit, I have no clue what a "normal comedian" is?

[@euprime]

this is high quality comedy! a) Nicely weaved stories b) Great craftsmanship with word play c) Ballsy topics, kind of topics a corporate stooge would not touch d) Extreme confidence of a veteran e) i get very good feeling about his career trajectory. He will be great. f) Cheering for your success! Nimesh 🙏

[@MantissaMr]

Yeah the transitions were fire!

[@dhanateja6450]

Who are you Data analyst

[@kimpohhh]

I haven't heard of Nimesh until yt recommended this special and wow, this guy's amazing. One of the best specials I've ever seen.

[@Zara_Brown]

I've been watching you for years now. I'm married to a wonderful Scottish born Bengali-Indian man, confusing but surprisingly real. Knowing what a huge comedy fan I am, he told me about you & told me to check you out. I've watched your KZbin forever. I miss your live videos too. It's been awsome to watch you grow & succeed. This special was *truly* special. Tight, amazing & really clever. One of the best of all the specials I've seen in at least the past 5 years. Congrats! I loved it 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@banksterkid5930]

Have you visited his native place? How did they receive you?

[@joohoneybun]

i loved the native american jokes. 🤣 i am first nations too. the part where he said "calm down it's gonna start raining" i threw my head back and let out an auntie laugh. 🤣

[@MenelionFR]

Yes! Although the part where he asks "any Natives there?", there is a silence, and then he's like: "what have we done?" Was not fun at all. At least for me, I'm very interested in languages and cultures, and this question - "What have we done, as Humans in total?" - is extremely serious.

[@forthehomies7043]

@@MenelionFR I understand. Here's my advice: Laugh first, contemplate after.

[@belifuna]

Nimesh is brilliant! Loved this special.

[@leobird8756]

This is one of THE best comedy specials out there today. Better than most Netflix specials, better than most of the big names. This is the real deal

[@erikserum9519]

U don't need to hate those comedians who struggled and made it even if u love nimesh which I love too and admire .u have to appreciate bro .becoming a comedian is never easy thing and succeeding it is even harder believe me so I appreciate those comedians who I even don't like who makes stupid jokes .peace and love brother

[@saberterminal871]

this was ok, not his best jokes tbh

[@arjunb11]

The density of laughs and heavy topics is unmatched!

[@RadarProductions]

Not that great

[@leobird8756]

@@erikserum9519 Bro take the stick out of your ass I’m not hating on anybody I’m expressing the fact that I love this special. Why don’t you try not to interpret everything in a contrarian way, life will go better for you.

[@78Players]

I've seen a fair amount of Nimesh's standup...this was exceptional. Perfect mix of crowd work and writtens. Killer set!

[@amitkumar-qg8xs]

Bro your jokes are soo intelligent. This is what you get when a good scoring Indian kid decides to do comedy. Hope to see you do big

[@Pundric]

Love the content more often than not. Your delivery is what elevates it for me. Thanks a lot for fun, Nimesh.

[@IAmEmotive]

"I wanna die a burden to my family... if you gotta die, you might as well be annoying, right?" Yooooooo 🤣🤣🤣

[@Khallnayakkk]

Only if Nimesh had a friend like Andrew Schulz who could take him to 1M+ views. This deserves so much more traction.

[@pepperoninipples1178]

They would be great together too

[@asifvaheed2498]

Feck, was thinking the same. Been his subscriber from the beginning. And it’s disappointing to see his numbers hardly make a dent. I hope this takes off.

[@arctoons7500]

Nimesh will hit 1M. He's a killer

[@somebodyekkee]

Are you talking about Aakash Singh lmao

[@3DxPOD]

Nimesh > Aakash

[@sunsetbari]

His jokes went over ALOT of heads, but this set was so clever!! Really well done, Nimesh! I shared with all the homies 😂🙌🏿

[@judith9447]

Thanks to the selective media coverage people Do not know what they should know

[@chodysseus420]

The crowd was weak af man.

[@TravisTerrell]

I think you might underestimate the intelligence of people?

[@misfitlife1866]

Eh it’s kinda elementary you know

[@bigsassyster]

it wasn't that great. Most of this stuff is just regurgitated material from other comedians

[@FaisalQuadri22]

That “target on a kids head” joke fucking blew me away. Amazing writing, and amazing performance. You’ve earned a new fan my friend. Shit was top tier!

[@lukablazevix4487]

Pun intended?

[@john2g1]

@@lukablazevix4487 yes that was about 3 different puns/word play working together.

[@andy_mir]

"I'm trying to be the person I am on molly, all the time" that hit home

[@amruthav3790]

What a fantastic special. The Prince Philip bit resonated so hard, made me wheeze. 💀

[@commontarybox8614]

This had everything from family drama, to his Indian roots, to his American roots and a touch of that "Bill Burr Rant"! Fantastic! Thank you, Nimesh Patel!

[@YoungPadawan85]

I am a coast salish native from Tsawwassen First Nation british colombia and Patel's comedy about Larry Bearshield was hilarious his witicisms about the cultural nuances were great because I refuse to let today's climate of politically correct wokeness that permeates mass exposure media affect my perception of the world. I haven't encountered too many other comedians who do material about first nations but the only other comedian I've seen who handles the subject in such sincere and endearing way as Patel is Dave Chapelle. When Patel said "Fck that whole entire country," I definitely relate to those sentiments because both of our home countries and our ancestors were decimated by that colonial empire expanding behavior. Need I mention the East India Company? I rest my case. Need I mention the residential school system in Canada? I rest my case. Also in recent years I have become an aspiring essential oils practicioner and aromatherapist, aiming to become a certified practicioner eventually, and I have come to appreciate the kind of medicines that are unique to India. Castor oil Neem oil and Clove oil are permanent additions to my medicine cabinet. My idea of personal health would not be complete without these essential oils that I buy from a Bombay Spices store near where I live. I just wanted to take a moment to share this solidarity with Indian medicine. Much love for Patel's comedy

[@jatin2866]

Love from India bro🙏🏼

[@dh00mketu]

What do you use them for?

[@YoungPadawan85]

morgellons essential oils are critical in the detox process from morgellons

[@jrmckim]

My adoptive father was Cherokee Nation. He adopted me before I turned 1 and he was the father of my siblings (grew up thinking he was my biological dad). My Indian bf of almost 4 years loves to see me in full regalia. I showed him the hoop dancers and he really liked it. I love hearing any mention of First Nations in media. They are often overlooked. I was taught Laughter heals the soul. When there is a death we tend to gather around laugh about all sorts of stuff. It really does help

[@qrome20]

This needs more views!!! Nimesh, you're fantastic, can't wait to see more!

[@JasperJHwang]

Hands down one of the best comedy specials I've seen in a while. It's amazing how witty Nimesh is!

[@EnchantedStringsToronto]

I saw Nimesh 3 years ago in NYC. He has really blown up since then. Happy for him

[@jgray1831]

Found you from the JRE clip of you talking about Columbia university. Luckily I was able to ACTUALLY find you by looking up “comedian kicked off Columbia” because joe has your name no where in the video. You’re great man keep it up!

[@ksharma103]

Always hilarious! Thanks for posting this on KZbin! (from all us doctors lol)

[@deathmakesmoresense5354]

200 rs hahahaha , dude nimesh can't even get coffe with that money.

[@techstudio2439]

@@deathmakesmoresense5354 change your attitude

[@thesciencekid3546]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mesayhello637]

@@deathmakesmoresense5354 to bkl tu kar de 1 lac donate. Dusre ki gand me kyu ghus rha.

[@sakuraqueen1734]

@@deathmakesmoresense5354 No reason to hate or shame, how much did you gift? Nothing? 🧐

[@ash-jy3qm]

These jokes are skilled and fantastic!! 10/10 instead of the lame material that’s 80% of the subscription paid. THANK YOU!!!

[@magaffi]

Nimesh Patel is one of my top 20 favorite comedians of all time

[@garyvidercomedy]

Always fresh material. Great special!

[@AnshShah1]

Gary you're awesome dude. Cool seeing you checking out other comics on youtube.

[@Findingnimesh]

Thank you friend!

[@ashm9953]

is this a sarcastic comment? because literally all this material is not fresh at all.

[@rockyrox4591]

@@ashm9953 is this a salty comment? Because I haven’t heard any comic touch on most of what he said.

[@ashm9953]

@@rockyrox4591 is this an idiotic comment? i'm talking about his own material on his own channel, not other comics material.

[@austenhead5303]

I've seen a LOT of stand-up over twenty plus years. This is first class. Material, delivery, perfect. This dude is ready for major network specials. (And too good for some of them, quite frankly.)

[@Runey00]

This was one of the most brilliant comedy specials I've ever seen especially pretty much the same age as you. I feel like you just started my whole life from childhood to current lmao

[@boogalo781]

Fucking crushed it dude. Who needs Netflix to put out content? This was every bit as good. Much love brotha

[@RohanKumar-tj1kj]

Will make sure this reaches most amount of people. Keep the hustle on brother you are doing great things will turn around to be great.

[@harsha9128]

You killed it Nimesh. Your joke writing is masterful. Simply amazing!

[@DevChad.]

Watching Nimesh perform in front of such a huge crowd makes me so much happy for him.

[@Niloolooloo]

Holy shit! This dude is fire. Witty and intelligent. Such smart comedy and the audience didn’t fully grasp it all. He’s soooooo smart w his comedy and his delivery is so chill and natural. Needs to get his flowers for sure!

[@g194g]

About halfway through this special and it’s hilarious! Nimesh is so talented!

[@jakesalvador6243]

I love stand up comedy, been watching stand up for years. Nimesh Patel is top tier.

[@TheTexican05]

There’s normal observational comedy. And there’s Ninesh. …goofy, irreverent, and unapologetically honest on countless subjects. Also, quite possibly the smartest person ever to come out of Jersey. 😉 I only learned about you in the last year or two. Very thankful for how you handle yourself in the age of censorship and cancel culture. If the first amendment were a currency, your face would be on one of the bills! Love and respect from Texas. ✌️

[@wadood8700]

Nimish never disappoints and always makes me laugh. Thanks Nimish!

[@sootheseeker]

It's nimesh. Just saying. Glad you liked the show.

[@ukvaper3172]

@@sootheseeker thanks for the clarification Satan

[@sootheseeker]

@@ukvaper3172 you are welcome yUKcky

[@B3ngvli]

so if i make u laugh will u send me money lol

[@dhruvg550]

​@@B3ngvli welcome to the world of entertainment I guess?

[@drakobby6418]

Literally one of the calmest most confident stage presences I’ve ever seen dude dont even look like he’s trying fr

[@jainilsheth7996]

This was one of the best comedy specials I have watched. I laughed so freaking hard man. It feels really underrated, going to amp this up as much as I can

[@bubblesnz1059]

never heard of nimesh before today but this was some top tier stand up, ill be going through the rest of his stuff for the next few days

[@paramarthachakraborty85]

Thank you for your service, sir! 🫡

[@marcofujimoto]

"I can't think of anything more American than putting a target on a kid's head and sending them to school" 😂😂😂 Yoooo, that shit hit hard 👏🏼

[@Kami-Sama197]

Soft. Softer than Joe Biden's diapers

[@ChaiTogether]

It killed 😂❤

[@Thoughtflux]

Damn! How are you not on Netflix bro. Thanks for putting the whole set for free.

[@einalemmorttub8542]

Great show. I definitely felt like I needed to pay for that lol. I will be following you to see when you come to Chicago. Much love and continued success ❤❤❤

[@brandonnichols9091]

Hands down one of the best comedians out right now! How has Netflix not given you an hour!

[@kaine3805]

“Given him” the problem lies right there 😂 one company shouldn’t control an entire industry tv, movies or stand up. And the creatives shouldn’t be dependent on one platform to “give them” permission or a deal to be a success or put out work

[@CelestialPrince0920]

He doesn't deserve a Netflix special!

[@MoeAlza]

If you close your eyes, you picture a southern cowboy based on the voice. Magical.

[@avishekchatterjee9973]

Probably the best up-and-coming standup comedian in America right now. You can tell he is not afraid to offend the audience and does not give a fuck about cancel culture.

[@MixMasterMaj]

"...and rewrite history, Inglorious Bastards -style." I love how there's more substance packed in during the story-telling. Funny, and meaningful, and a diss. Really sharp.

[@norcaldude707]

"SOFT" lol I'm so mad that didn't get a bigger laugh, but that was a deep cut

[@GlowStickProductions]

The future of comedy. Just brilliant man 👌

[@msingh9114]

I can't believe this hasn't gone viral yet! Amazing show.

[@rodfriesen4370]

It is pretty vital!

[@msingh9114]

​@@rodfriesen4370😅

[@haat8736]

Really enjoyed this special. Was worth the wait. I hope you get the attention you deserve and more!

[@eissagoat]

This special was so fucking good. Absolutely smashed it, definitely gonna plan on going to a show when ever you’re close by. Congratulations on perfecting your craft. Story telling at it’s best. I could listen to this guy rant for hours. I’ll give you a 97% ;)

[@JosephSantos-kk9hu]

Its crazy how when I first found Nimesh he popped up as a reel so I watched reel after reel and apparently I watched so many of his reels that when I clicked on the actual thank you china special I had already see almost all the clips that make this one special😂

[@TTtipsforlife]

Really enjoy your comedy..love your confidence and how you understand when the crowd doesn't laugh straight away and how u call them out! Keep up the work man, look forward to seeing more of your material

[@augusts1]

So excellent Nimesh, thank you! I've followed you for several years now & it's great to see how you've progressed over that time. I've enjoyed the journey. Keep it going sir!

[@Mufti199]

Bro, this was so good man. Been following you for quite a while and I'm so happy to see how much you've improved your game man. Hope you keep the good stuff going. Love from down under!

[@JeeSingh21]

The native american joke was on par with chappelles! Delivery was effortlessly funny.

[@CelestialPrince0920]

he's no Chapelle. not even close

[@Neelinmact]

@@CelestialPrince0920 he should never try to be ,, a second chappelle would never become a good comedian

[@chanceneck8072]

Whoa! Thanks for posting such a big one! Man, you´re truly one of the greatest modern comedians! Much appreciated! 👍

[@rishabhrastogi17]

Absolutely brilliant. My favorite brown comic out there who isn't pretentious and actually tells good insightful stories. Gives me the DC vibes, god speed!

[@ACitizen1984]

So glad I clicked on this but have to save the rest for my drive home. At the gym and this dudes so funny I’ve laughed aloud and nearly dropped some heavy shit upon myself twice. Outstanding, wish you success Nimesh

[@fredericoschiller1857]

u the man. no filters, just jokes! fuckin love it

[@seankerr9158]

Thank you for calling out American healthcare the way you do, Nimesh 🙌🏼

[@acidwizard6528]

I like that closing story about MDMA. The best times of my life have been shared experiences on drugs, often including MDMA. I used to travel America going from music festival to festival to concert to raves in my 20s usually doing any number of drugs at each event. Everything Nimesh says about molly is true from it's neurological action as a serotonin re uptake inhibitor, to being hung over afterwards, to being the best version of yourself while under it's effects. You feel so empathetic, content, and as he describes it sexually fluid. When a lot of people get together in this same frame of mind, it's truly a spectacle to behold and creates positive memories that will last the rest of your life.

[@abhivora]

One of the most underrated comedians and it feels like u like it that ways, rather laidback enough to care a fuck. More n more specials to come buddy! Keep it going. You're the voice this scene lacks.

[@djpmicd]

Glad I randomly discovered this dude hearing about his Columbia University story when he was on Joe Rogan’s show. He’s a beast. Cool ass voice and great timing.

[@mushypeas7782]

a male performer of Indian origin with a deep baritone and not squeaky.!! And without the people pleasing excessive enthusiasm. Serving Polite detachment. And a personality. Many firsts.

[@cassiondramiillers5929]

I love his response of just “soft” with a slight shaking of the head. Sooo funny!! Love this guy!

[@sonyathompson7570]

Nimesh!! I discovered you today!! You are crazy. No cursing, intelligent words. Deep dark humor. twisted ironic personality. I love it.

[@destroyerj]

LMAO! This guy is priceless! Love the jokes, love the stories.

[@eliaslopez5001]

Absolutely wonderful and hilarious. Felt like I was teenager again . Thank you for reminding me that I am solid with common sense and not a softy :)

[@TK-yh4hn]

I love this dude!!🔥🔥 He's so chill and is so great with crowd work!!!

[@djk4661]

this is criminally underrated

[@MantissaMr]

So calm, yet absolutely hilarious! Love from Nigeria, Nimesh.

[@reecebuckles4468]

Absolutely incredible hour.. straight killed it!!

[@eltigre8671]

bro said " in an Inferno" lmfaoooo

[@omextracts]

Hilarious and so on point. This is your first full length special ive seen and it was worth the wait. Would definitely come to this show! You are the funniest

[@jonathandeschenes2973]

😢

[@jonathandeschenes2973]

🎉

[@jonathandeschenes2973]

😅🎉😂

[@jonathandeschenes2973]

😢😂😂😢😢

[@jonathandeschenes2973]

🎉

[@endlesssilence]

So happy to have found this special, it’s wayyyyyyy too relatable

[@MehrdadParthian]

really amazing special. laughed the whole way through. the stage presence, the changes in the cadence of his voice, the hard hitting jokes. 7/10 special !

[@nikbj23]

Dope, because it’s funny and it actually gives a relevant social commentary

[@yubintamu]

Loved all your stand up and this was hilarious too 😂😂😂

[@rjberry3405]

I subscribed because of the Kobe joke. You had me dying! I liked before the Kobe joke but I'm a huge Mamba fan and that sealed the deal for me. I can't wait to laugh more at this and share with my friends.

[@alexanderjamesmarlow453]

This was absolutely fantastic! I found you through shorts and have been waiting to find this special; you tied everything together so well. Keep killing it brother Johnny bear shield would be proud

[@NotSoBrown]

As a Christian myself I don’t understand why we can’t just laugh at jokes like they are jokes. Everything is fair game in comedy period. Being taken into the comics world is the art and it shouldn’t need to be censored. This dude has raw talent and I love it.

[@mikehamm45]

He’s a 100% right about doctors. The AMA is one of the reasons healthcare is broken here. Now, not saying your doctor, or one doctor personally. But just another special interest in the cog of the wheels

[@abhisheknair3343]

The Tupac 'Hit 'Em up' reference on England was dope AF! :D

[@BigBackPinkyPondue]

lmao and hardly anyone got it!!!!!! ahhh how old are they

[@ashwinshankar5447]

I close my eyes and it makes me feel like Lebron James is now doing stand up hahaha. This is better than most of the shit on Netflix, can’t believe it’s free but then again I heard Netflix had layoffs. You deserve to blow up brother!

[@charlesmonnier1015]

That man needs to be with the greats. He is just too good... keep up the great work Namesh!

[@Karate_King]

Good job Nimesh. While coming from office to home in the f*ked up traffic of Bangalore, your shows are the one to heal the stress.

[@kapilchhabria1727]

Man put his Netflix special on KZbin. The Bernie sanders of comedy.

[@minesh2550]

You killed it, hope you do some shows in London

[@Findingnimesh]

September announcing soon

[@Manoj17Patankar]

nimesh and minesh.. hmmm

[@jajaja4.11]

No, not london!

[@aashishmalik9408]

@@jajaja4.11 bro it will be dope to see Nimesh shitting on Brits in London. So, London is a must

[@jajaja4.11]

@@aashishmalik9408 Love the perspective, supportive!

[@shrinivasiyengar5799]

One of the best sets i have watched in a long long time.

[@tomn133]

Appreciate you giving us full specials on your channel. Love your stuff man

[@gwho]

"At a bar with your friends, if you aren't being racist, you're wasting friends and alcohol" HILARIOUS.

[@HarishPillay]

Thank you for sharing this, Nimesh. Good stuff.

[@imdamij2452]

It would have been hilarious if Nimesh added “ which is his real first nation name” to “Larry has gone, like a wolf in the night” 16:04 😂