In How Many Different Ways Can You Kill Mario?

[@ThatSmolive]

One of those Toads really just said “my wife left me”. Damn. Sad life that guy living.

[@ViperousVT]

Even though there's no female toads in the newer Paper Mario games 😒

[@Gamebuilder2000]

@@ViperousVT Technically in newer games the toads aren't really any gender, male or female, technically

[@ViperousVT]

@@Gamebuilder2000 pfft no gender huh, seriously I missed the days Nintendo put alot of effort in the old Paper Mario games, lastly is Toadette genderless to? I seriously don't care what the developers are thinking there BS.

[@therainbowknight]

@@Gamebuilder2000hey I wasn't expecting to see you here

[@andywilliams3507]

@@ViperousVT ahem! toadette

[@TeamBlueToad]

6:12 Fun fact: in the original japanese version, Mario loses control of his body and his eyes become smaller, this detail was completely removed from the international versions due to a glitch.

[@IvanFranco120]

Huh, i've never talked about that detail before...🤔

[@meta04]

...by which you mean that Mario assumes the hunched-over pose that Doopliss uses when he's copying Mario. I wonder if it was even a glitch that they removed it, because the L/W emblem effects just stop working at that moment in the Japanese version.

[@IvanFranco120]

@@meta04 Yeah, maybe this just an dev overshight, that's why the internacional versions made this part less creppy... 😅

[@Everettbyers]

That is just creepy

[@Shadex_Joestar]

Really? Is there any video that shows this? And if yes,can you send me a link or tell me the title please?

[@RedMime]

I like how mario just casually swims in lava when the lava death shows up

[@Leekodot15]

*Mario tried to swim in lava.*

[@Sonic_ParadoxYT]

@@Leekodot15 *but he swam for like 3 sec*

[@Vitamin_R]

@@Leekodot15 Mario likes to play in Magma.

[@anonymousfellow8879]

Proof that the Mushroom Kingdom’s planet’s gravity is faaar denser than Earth’s. Here you just…kinda stand on it unless the crust collapses like sand. And have all your flesh vaporized

[@Leekodot15]

@@anonymousfellow8879 That, and the mario universe allowed for super thin lava

[@bird_obsession]

The Paper Mario games have always had the most creative deaths. If I remember correctly, Super Paper Mario has another one in which Dimentio takes control of Mario and Luigi’s minds using the Floro Sprouts in world 8-3.

[@angelomkwii2547]

You are correct. Also, there's another one where, if you refuse to help look for Luvbi in the Underwhere, Queen Jaydes hits you several times with lightning bolts to kill you, then permanently imprisons your dead self in the Underwhere. Brutal stuff...

[@sakura368]

there's also the repeated ones where if you keep saying no, you just get a game over

[@bird_obsession]

@@sakura368 I mean… that’s what I’m referring to.

[@sakura368]

@@bird_obsession no you were referring to the one where dimentio mind controls mario and weegee because of wearing the floro sprout

[@bird_obsession]

@@sakura368 That one is similar because tippi tells you several times not to accept his offer.

[@Soniosuperstar]

Mario suffocated under a Thwomp. Mario played himself. Mario was eaten alive by Big Bertha. Mario sank a little too deep. Mario burned to death. Mario got electrocuted to death. Mario tried to swim in cold water. Mario was blown away by Tweester. Mario ran out of time. Mario got electrocuted by Bowser. Mario was killed by a Magikoopa using magic. Mario was beamed down. Mario was slain by a Koopa Troopa. Mario was pricked by spikes. Mario didn’t stick the landing. Mario drowned. Mario was sucked into a Black Hole. Mario lost blood to a Swoop. Mario was singed to death. Mario tried to swim in lava. Mario was flushed away. Mario couldn’t stand the stink. Mario tried to swim in Poison. Mario tried to swim in poisoned waters. Mario fell out of the world. Mario had his life force slurped away. Mario got out played. Mario was killed by poisoned food. Mario was a little too toasty in the sun. Mario fell out of the world. Mario went out with a BANG! Mario was slain by Toad. Mario played himself. Mario just gave up. Curiosity killed Mario. Mario screwed the world. Mario suffocated in space. Mario played Plinko.

[@isaacdillon630]

If mario games had death messages like in Minecraft 😂

[@bemusedHorseman]

​@@isaacdillon630 I'm literally doing that in my Project Zoo playthrough right now. "Gromit hit the ground too hard" "Gromit discovered floor was lava" "Gromit (and Wallace) experienced kinetic energy" "Gromit got quite a shock from Flying CyberPenguin" "Gromit fell out of the world whilst trying to collect Zoo Token" "Gromit escaped Softlock City. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 zorkmids"

[@mr.bobcyndaquil4214]

Quake killfeeds be like

[@susanaferreira5528]

Final message: Mario got game over

[@omega97hyper24]

Terraria

[@bozertoes]

The Mario Galaxy deaths were always strangely much more brutal.

[@donkey_donkey_really_donkey]

Yeah especially when he shoots out of the cannon just for him to not hit anything

[@t.b.fangirl1845]

I think drowning would be more brutal in my opinion.

[@noahdonson1450]

@@t.b.fangirl1845 nah black hole is worst. Getting spaghettified and ripped apart as Mario falls into the black hole. Even if he survives the spaghettification every second he experiences is like a million years to the outside world. True agony.

[@Sebby_Nineteen]

@@noahdonson1450 No way, the Dark Matter death is the worst. Mario just disintegrates particle by particle.

[@anomaly395]

And 64

[@TheGoldenEgg-GAMING]

“You enjoy NOT breathing” that is my favourite line from this whole video

[@alexanderdahms4001]

Same

[@MT-by1dp]

Yes I don't enjoy breathing

[@ubilwilbur4775]

How Timpani started to recover her memories.

[@mickkelley3776]

Props to them for making the deaths not seem forced. It feels like everything that Mario dies to in this video is a legitimate way someone could die while playing. The most notable example is the first one in Sunshine with the spikes. They could've made Mario just stand in place and take the death without intervening, but they went through the trouble of either A, replaying that part until Mario died in just the right way, B, timing the spin perfectly to where Mario would die before jumping, or C, finding a clip of someone legitimately dying that way either in their own footage archive or someone else's. Either way, they put forth more effort than the bare minimum, which I can appreciate. Edit: Bonus points for showing the lava glitch in CM for the lava death, I feel that's one a lot of people forget. Edit 2: The poison mushroom one was pretty forced though, but come on, who in their right mind would do that unironically? Edit 3: Turns out poison mushrooms have a 1/5 chance to heal instead of poisoning, so it could have been a last resort desperation attempt to heal up and they weren't lucky.

[@Eldoofus]

I mean... maybe a peril setup?

[@Grane1234]

Yeah, I always like it when people show Mario deaths and they play like someone would normally

[@mickkelley3776]

@@Eldoofus Mario clearly wouldn't have survived that amount of poison damage. Though I guess part of the strat would've been using a life shroom, but it looked like whoever did that forgot the life shroom in that case.

[@low_bo]

Mario's iconic die mushroom

[@aniahliepard]

For edit 2, maybe with drift it can do that? Idk because I never played

[@TheCreatorF.M.]

6:08 Mario Sacrafices the entire world because he simped for Shadow Queen

[@andremckenna2007]

The player

[@chrislecount6212]

I swear that I will probably never understand the logic behind two of those deaths: 1. Running out of time on a level 2. Losing a race/timed challenge.

[@IvanFranco120]

Yeah, both things equal the same thing. 😅

[@ultimapower6950]

Mario got a heart attack

[@IvanFranco120]

@@ultimapower6950 LOL. 💔 😅

[@donkey_donkey_really_donkey]

I never got it too

[@DergSol]

The shame of failure gives him an instant neurotic shock

[@matthewweinberg633]

2:40 Mario: *Collapses dead on the ground right before his partner’s eyes* Yoshi: This is fine

[@IvanFranco120]

LOL. 😅

[@echidna210]

It's revenge for all the time he let him die fallingfrom holes

[@red-trinity7390]

Btw that’s “Yoshi Kid”. He’s prob taking revenge.

[@iamalettuce2759]

You missed one: dark matter Mario can die from dark matter in super Mario galaxy. The best example of this is in bowser’s dark matter plant.

[@worstintheworld]

2:25?

[@slow_mk8]

@@worstintheworld Black holes ≠ dark matter

[@TTB08]

Yeah, hey aren't the same as black holes

[@TTB08]

Mario disappears when touching a dark matter spot, mario just swirls into a black hole

[@charleswillhite5375]

He also missed black paint.

[@alvaroperez2349]

For being the face of Nintendo, he sure has taken a lot of L’s.

[@St.Sogofhedgehogs]

loogie

[@rowdydoof]

a lot of luigis?

[@tetroniam]

M

[@b8conbear330]

Mario has more weakness then Kirby

[@CheezecakeLord]

Lots of ligma

[@personallychris]

If there’s one thing I didn’t know you could do in Super Paper Mario is refusing to wear a helmet enough times to end your game, and I like how Tippi says it’s not like being in water! That’s the best I’ve seen yet! And to add, my favorite part about this world is battling against Brobot because of that sick background-even when you pause the game!

[@bigshrekhorner]

The funny thing is that you may accidentally miss the death because the yes and no are reversed (in the sense that after a while you need to press yes instead of no to get it)

[@armandoestebanquito1826]

5:58 Rick Astley is very disappointed

[@tabletgenesis3439]

Not wearing the helmet is definitely the funniest death, especially because the player is given several chances, and the game is even nicer because after a while you have to choose "Yes" to die instead of "No" which makes it even harder to die

[@Zman0523]

Yeah they gave waaaaaaaaaaaay too many chances.

[@D1TB01]

No matter how many times we kill him, there will always be coins, 1ups, and continue buttons. Happy new year, Nintendo Unity! I remember Master0fHyrule doing something similar many years ago, but thank you very much for doing your own version of this. Here's to another year of epic Nintendo content! Also, you're 1K away from 700K! 300K more until your next play button!

[@AzamMujahidProductions]

This is only a game, if that's on real life, Mario is dead forever

[@Leekodot15]

@@AzamMujahidProductions Unless he heats a 1up mushroom

[@RyanBlazeheart]

Surprised the Dharkon ending isn't here. Dharkon kills his eternal rival Galeem, and eliminates the light of life in the last bastion left for Mario and friends. Mario just slumps over and dies from the suffocating darkness.

[@twoshoedtommy8054]

Ah, yes. The categories of the many deaths... The Comical: 19, 27, 30, 32, 33, 35, 36, 37, *38* The Fantastical: 9, 10, 11, 12, 17, 21, 23, 26, *38* and The Morbid: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 13, 14, 15, 16, 18, 20, 22, 24, 25, 28, 29, 31, 34, *38*

[@meta04]

...I wonder if 19 would be in a different category with the Amazy Dayzee's song (which does 20 damage instead of 2; also you have to be *seriously* overleveled to reach 100 HP).

[@matthewbartlett3442]

5:37 damn that’s real disrespect. Using his main rival’s best taunt to insult him

[@FoxieTheWordCapitalizer]

He's Not His Rival Anymore

[@FoxieTheWordCapitalizer]

If You Want A Rival For Mario Then We Have Steve :)

[@Skibster-w9l]

@@FoxieTheWordCapitalizerNo, it’s Wario.

[@FoxieTheWordCapitalizer]

@@Skibster-w9l I Mean A Rival From A Different Franchise

[@SunshineRey]

The funniest death to me has to be losing a challenge in Galaxy. You are playing a game with a few penguins and just barely get passed at the end only to end up getting a heart attack and instantly die for no reason.

[@WackoMcGoose]

You know, if you take the _Henry Stickmin Collection_ multiverse interpretation at face value and say that _all_ possible paths are equally canon... there's an exponentially higher number of universes where Bowser _won_ compared to ones where Mario won. From Mario's perspective, assuming each life is a new timeline branched off from the most recent checkpoint, he has to essentially _perfect run_ the entire game, from 1-1 all the way to Bowser's Galaxy Reactor, without a single mistake. Bowser? Just has to wait for his nemesis to miscalculate a single jump, and he's won.

[@AnotherWarioWareFan]

I thought that it was already confirmed that Mario never lose a live canonically

[@K-MasterGirl]

@@AnotherWarioWareFan so then the “life he lost” never exists in any universe and just get erased right?

[@ubilwilbur4775]

If it hadn't been for timeline resets (as in "extra lives") Bowser would have won long ago.

[@joebobjon1127]

4:39 so THAT’S why you take damage without a hat in Sunshine, I finally get it

[@watergirl929]

Heatstroke be real!

[@vega2466]

4:05 Me and my siblings used to make a joke that Mario was the world’s worst sore loser for this exact thing

[@legendgames128]

7:32 in the figurative sense, Mario is the last soap because of his clensing abilities.

[@yoshiandtailsfan8797]

I'm ready for those March 31st jokes.

[@bootleg6595]

on that day Nintendo killed Mario 😭

[@IvanFranco120]

Bruh, 2020 was the only year who killed the real mario there, 2022 isn't going to happen the same thing...

[@ultimapower6950]

All Mario’s that existed in gaming after March 31st 2021 are just clones created by Nintendo after killing off the original

[@gojaredplays8983]

Why did Mario have to start dying in my bday month 😫

[@loading...948]

@@bootleg6595 GET IT CUZ HES DEAD HES NOT HERE ANYMORE EVEN THO 3D ALL STARS IS STILL BEING SOLD

[@IschaBijl]

2:58 - Never knew you could swim in magma...

[@andremckenna2007]

If you take damage and fall, it gets the water code and if you go up you die

[@alekssanderlomeli9378]

5:01 I'm banishing you to the shadow realm

[@tkron3923]

Love how it goes from sunburn to shadow realm

[@SuperWarrior64]

Nathaniel Bandy was right. Mario falling into a black hole has to be the most brutal death he's ever suffered

[@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770]

A black hole would kill too fast tho. Something slower like drowning would probably be worse.

[@SuperWarrior64]

@@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770 good point

[@gabrielc7861]

@@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770 black holes slow time down near them, it's possibility never ending torment.

[@silverhand9965]

@@gabrielc7861 you'd be dead long before experiencing those effects tbh

[@sunnyegg9887]

plinko though

[@solidzack]

I never got why Mario got damage on sunshine when he lost his head. Mario fainting from getting a Heat stroke because his head is directly exposed to the sun makes a lot more sense

[@kirbyof590stars]

Nintendo: We’re a family friendly company. Also Nintendo:

[@IvanFranco120]

*Mario death infestifes*

[@thefancydoge8668]

1:06 That would be legit terrifying imagine trying to escape a smiling tornado chasing you

[@slimewizard7350]

Honestly seeing any tornado chasing you sounds terrifying

[@Jayvoru]

1:18 Mario has a heart attack and dies after the timer reaches zero

[@_antisocialmedia6377]

The Paper Mario text instakills are some of the weirdest and funniest deaths in the series

[@legendgames128]

5:45 You just killed the one person that could help you because he didn't help.

[@derp0cakes443]

As the video continued, I was like "yep... done that... definitely that one a bunch... thats funny..." but when you showed that final one with SPECIFICALLY that level from sunshine, I yelled with the memories returning, "NO PLEASE. NOT THIS ONE!!!"

[@nintendogamer64knucklesrealism]

Mario in Super Paper Mario needs a helmet to breathe in space. Mario in a game released the same year that is all about being in space, “I can breathe in space as if it is air, I’m fine.”

[@TeamBlueToad]

Some of these deaths are honestly really dark.

[@IvanFranco120]

Yeah, It still yet dark nowdays...😳

[@Kevin-ud9cj]

Like 3:53 i think

[@catsareyes6446]

Mario refusing to put on a helmet, and saying he prefers to die

[@latexu95]

5:40 "Ah! I feel so much better now!" - Mario dies in front of him🤣😨

[@leahluostarinen]

Yeah thoughs Toads were being jerks to mario 😠😠

[@Zman0523]

Mario: why you bully me

[@amsteaviationoficial]

That was just Mario nightmare, the Toads were manipulated into saying it

[@mrlampy]

4:46 mario gets skin cancer and dies

[@classicCaillou999]

Mario: dies at 4:49

[@JUMPYCOOL]

That one Toad that said “My wife left me!”, that’s sad….

[@JaybroGaming9123]

I think it’s hilarious that when Mario loses a competition, he takes that loss so seriously that he just dies on the spot

[@Ka49999s]

*_Mario:_*_ I have the most horribles ways to die._ *_Crash Bandicoot:_*_ Hold my wumpa juice._

[@tohruadachisnosehairs]

Waxworks and Mortal Kombat: Ahem...

[@JRacer524]

Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess: Link literally falls in lava and the screen cuts to black.

[@jaydenrossgarcia6435]

What

[@abdur-jalil]

Mario --> Survives blue shell to the face equalling around 43000N of force... Also Mario --> Oh no! A gomba bumped into me, now i'm dead

[@phantomtoxin8756]

0:49 I believe that's called electrocution

[@Squidking36w847]

6:41 i guess Curiosity does kill the mario

[@TheAbsol7448]

It had never really occurred to me just how violent a lot of these deaths are, apart from drowning and quicksand.

[@veethebeaniest]

On one hand, Mario gets nuked. On the other hand, he gets fatal hearing problems from a horde of Toads.

[@LetsPlayWoomy8835]

@@veethebeaniest on another hand, mario died because he simped for evil peach. on another another hand, mario is a idiot and doesnt use a helmet in space.

[@veethebeaniest]

@@LetsPlayWoomy8835 Correct.

[@kidofthekokiri5834]

Nintendo Unity: *Makes Mario jump into lava.* Mario: This is-a-nice pool you got here.

[@GlobalWarmingSkeptic]

I like how Mario died just from being an idiot, and not the vacuum of space. We didn't even get to watch his head explode or anything.

[@legendgames128]

0:56 Mario was iceshocked by frozen water.

[@voidahl1667]

01 - Mr. Mario was crushed from the head down by approximately 32,000 pound of concrete. Facing severe crush syndrome, he was killed on impact. 02 - From what appears to be a mysterious accident beyond human comprehension, Mario was found cut clean in half in the abdomen by what can described in mechanism as "Smooth as a paper cut." His digestive organs were severed and he bled out within 2 minutes 03 - Disfigured remains were found washed up on a beach in the mushroom kingdom with clothing that can be attributed to the missing "Mario M. Mario". Investigations determine that he was eaten alive by an elephant sized piranha. He was believed to be killed in one bite. 04 - After going out for a hike in the desert, Mario suddenly found himself amongst a field of quicksand. Struggling to escape only pulled him further into the pile and he suffocated within 1 minute whilst facing body wide crush syndrome. 05 - Mario was found with 4th degree burns on his buttocks and lower thighs. With rescue miles away, he quickly succumbed to burn induced hypothermia and died. 06 - Mario came in contact with open electrical hazards and faced scorching burns on both his skin and interior organs. He was killed immediately 07 - Attempting to swim in the arctic, Mario quickly found the freezing waters to inhibit his muscle performance to escape and he succumbed to hypothermia and extreme frostbite. 08 - Mario was out with what can be presumed as a "morbidly obese twin brother", A sudden thunderstorm produced an E-5 Tornado. Mario was sucked by the 302 MPH winds and was torn apart immediately. Only a tiny fraction of his remains were identified 09 - Mario M. Mario suddenly...had a heart attack 10 - Investigations were inconclusive, however hypothesis says there was possible improvised ordinance from an unknown source in the area of which Mario's remains were found. He had minor apparent injuries but autopsy revealed his organs had been pushed forcibly and ruptured resulting in total organ failure. Conclusive was some kind of explosive device. 11 - In a case that has baffled the most qualified scientists and medical experts, Mario was found to have had all of his organs replaced with turtle shells that had engravings on them of an unknown language. 12 - Mario was taking a tour in a DOD classified facility when he discarded his low level clearance badge and made his way towards top secret testing. The facility was placed on lockdown as the search began. Dispatch team was able to quickly locate Mario as he had been penetrated with a Lazer from the top of his cranium all the way to his groin. Damage to vital organs was detected and he was pronounced dead. I have too much time on my hands I'm done.

[@rrevlis4234]

Please finish this It's funny and dark lol

[@Alexs23743]

You know, a lot of these deaths rely on sheer stupidity of the player. That Nintendo gives you all these options to kill Mario really says something about them... D: What GladJonas episode did you pull the quicksand one from? That's really amazing how well you were able to edit out the speedrunner screaming and smashing his controller! =P Oh, come on. The pachinko game isn't that bad! I only lost 690 lives to it. For comparison, I lost 4,200 lives to Corona Mountain and 1,337 lives to the poison river. D:

[@ViperousVT]

6:18 in the Japanese version Mario makes the same composer as Doopliss did when he took his appearance kind of Dark.

[@challengeaccepted5613]

Mario:(falls into pit) Long ago,humans and monsters lived together

[@N0vA17]

8:59 I always hated that mini game it was such a pain especially when you miss that 1 last freaking coin

[@SuperMario.1]

Don't forget hammers, boomerangs, failing to pop all the balloons on a roller Coaster in Super Mario Sunshine, and not watching the Super Mario Bros Super Show and being turned into a goomba.

[@NintenUnity]

The first two are covered in the video: Blunt force and losing a challenge. Can't argue with the latter though.

[@SuperMario.1]

@@NintenUnity Lol, I know right?

[@slow_mk8]

@@NintenUnity Quite the short/lazy way to describe "getting hit by an enemy", ngl

[@Omnificence2016]

7:55 - Can't Mario breathe in space and underwater, tho?

[@IvanFranco120]

If he can do it in Galaxy, why he can't do the same thing on Super Paper Mario game? That theory makes no sense...😅

[@slow_mk8]

@Shy Yellow Guy even then, the fact that wearing a goldfish bowl like a helmet will allow him to breathe in space indefinitely in SPM is unreal too.

[@burgerkinghofer6916]

@@IvanFranco120 he can even breath in the game before in space then why can't he do that in spm

[@IvanFranco120]

@@burgerkinghofer6916 How? 🤔🤔

[@murphmariotwopointoh7714]

Alternate world, it's version of space doesn't have oxygen in it.

[@thedraftingax5963]

I remember these deaths from the games that I’ve been playing as a child and right now even though they’re pretty brutal deaths in so many ways in or from the games lol

[@melantharosewood]

Can you imagine being the mascot of a company and one of the ways you died in your games is being killed by a group of Toads venting? 😆

[@daniellelondon439]

Paper mario I must say has the best death scenarios I swear.

[@miguelmialichi6367]

"You can't really swim when the water's this shallow." *proceeds to throw mario into the shadow realm*

[@olutosinoseni1952]

Did anyone realise during the Wrath of Toad part, one of the Roads said "My wife left me". This is hilarious

[@indigopeach]

8:28 - To everyone who thinks COVID 19 is not a threat.

[@windowswarrior2336]

In 8:08, what is the butterfly character's name next to the firefly bomb looking character?

[@windowswarrior2336]

@GalacticHypernova thanks! =D she is very pretty

[@MimiKayPlanet]

The butterfly character is named Tippi, and the firefly bomb character is named Boomer

[@TheOffside0423]

You forgot Mario getting erased out of existence from dark matter

[@lbskysword9545]

The last one really is pure hell one of the hardest levels of them all!

[@sabianzereofficial]

7:05 spining picture

[@Juan-jg9zc]

When I was a kid, I think the drowning one in Super Mario 64 was the most terryfing for me. It gave me nightmares lol

[@alexniccah]

Mario dosent DIE when he looses a challenge, he just gets mad and in that timeline it becomes impossible for him to get the star, so he goes to the next timeline but it costs a 1-up

[@Tails94able]

4:06 You lose! Good day, sir! Black Bird: Little guy! Small fry! C'mon--gimme a race! Can you even fly? You've Barely hatched! Mario: Mama f**ker!

[@MysticNinTorres]

He sacrifices himself for something/someone every once in a while, what else to say

[@Shiny_Plume]

The Paper Mario games always had funny ways to game over, but one of my favorites has to come from Mario and Luigi Dream Team. If you hadn’t played the game, I don’t blame you, it’s very lackluster. But there’s a point in the game where you come across a dream fountain and if you drink the water from it, there will be a scroll of text saying that the water put Mario and Luigi in a deep sleep where they dreamt that they were in a land full of mushrooms and then grew so massive that they couldn’t shrink back down, and then you get a fake game over. I guess it doesn’t really count as a death though because your companion wakes you up immediately after the game over screen, but that was definitely the funniest part of the game.

[@isaacdillon630]

I made the mistake of actually choosing to be the servant of the shadow queen on Paper mario TTYD. In my defense, I figured saying that would gain her trust, she’d turn her back, and I could get an extra hit in on the battle (like how you can attack enemies and got an extra turn in the battle)

[@catsareyes6446]

Nah, you have a BDSM fetish

[@JaggedBird]

Some of these are hilariously gruesome and/or dark for a kids game when you think about them. Take the cut in half, eaten alive, swallowed by quick sand and being frozen for examples. Those are very painful ways to go. Gotta love Nintendo! (Also worst way is Gravity for any video game, hardest boss ever!)

[@randomguy-uc3jo]

No Marios were harmed in the making of this video

[@josephjennings3146]

Yeah nothing can top pachinko machine now that i think about it. Life being sucked out was one but...yeah, not okay with that ever. Also love how OOB is "Shadow Realm" and honestly its perfect description of a failed OOB.

[@blackskrillexvevo]

aaaaa these are the Nintendo Unity vids i grew up with! thanks yall, and have a happy new year!

[@Hello-hz7gj]

Bowser must really enjoy watching this

[@IvanFranco120]

LOL, true. 😅

[@marcelofurtadoyt1672]

1:48 Blunt Force occurs often in Super Mario World

[@Enthos2]

Bruh Mario dying from Toad's bitching and then getting feasted on by a bunch of shy guys with straws out of nowhere killed me lmao

[@hyphe1337]

0:14 That's alot of Damage!

[@ATalkingPebble]

999

[@milly_animation]

"Mario! Take this and save all worlds from destruction!" *"Nah."*

[@alejandroporras5424]

4:15 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

[@cocostar319]

Gets bullied and freaking dies

[@andrewstovall2853]

4:58 "Mario I'm banishing you to the shadow realm. Mario 5:02

[@matthewbartlett3442]

Every single paper Mario death is hilarious😂

[@latexu95]

4:38 Wow! I didn't even know Mario can die like that!😅

[@practicalproblemsolver1667]

for some reason, in Super Mario Bros 64 everytime after Mario dies he get his eyes replaced by the "×".which is kinda scary. Here if you zoom in, you can see it 2:17

[@hankjwinbletompokemontrain8449]

Tiky

[@practicalproblemsolver1667]

@@hankjwinbletompokemontrain8449 cringe

[@eetuthereindeer6671]

4:32 Mario: dies Game music: thats some epic shit

[@mellowanimations7237]

Wish you included the dark matter from Bowsers Dark Matter Plant in SMG (idk if it’s 1 or 2). The stuff legit disintegrates Mario.

[@GlorpGlorpGlorp]

4:56 IS HE EATING MARIO?!

[@andremckenna2007]

No

[@GlorpGlorpGlorp]

@@andremckenna2007r/woosh

[@unknownprofile2830]

@@GlorpGlorpGlorpit’s a glitch lol

[@latexu95]

4:10 I never understood how that worked. Is Mario just so sensitive that even the slightest insult will give him a fatal heart attack?😂 In Super Mario 64, if you (for example) lose a race against Koopa The Quick, he will spare you, but you have to restart the mission if you want a rematch.

[@scoob4636]

Can't imagine just dying due to losing a challenge.

[@donkey_donkey_really_donkey]

I do not understand it

[@wandanialimranbinwansula3616]

@@donkey_donkey_really_donkey 4:03

[@SonicTwist75]

4:15 is death from EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

[@DaGhostToastRoast]

Always loved how dramatic Mario’s deaths in sunshine were!

[@angeldude101]

I was wondering where refusing to wear a helmet would be. Glad to see it was saved for the end. I would've also liked to see _murder,_ but that technically wasn't a game over (though some other characters thought it was at first).

[@jamiebarba5701]

Mario gets sent to shadow realm.

[@RevXI]

"OOMPH" -Mario, numerous times.

[@aetheralmeowstic2392]

The fact that he twitched when he inhaled the gas in SM64 suggests that it was _nerve gas._

[@IvanFranco120]

Wow, what an creepy way to end this year, lol. 😅 At least, Mario only dies in games, not really in real life...

[@eduardomagana3858]

Wouldn’t be the first time

[@IvanFranco120]

@@eduardomagana3858 Yeah...😅

[@Everettbyers]

Well he is not really alive

[@IvanFranco120]

@@Everettbyers How not really??? 🤔

[@GrimoireIsGrimm]

No one said these were games

[@matteodimarino9064]

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