Technoblade and Philza rare moments that are funny and wholesome

[@NISSUMINECRAFT]

Who do you like the most on Dream SMP? :)

[@maddy8017]

The minors and Dream are my favorites (as actual people not their characters)

[@milty7156]

Tubbo and Tommy

[@debreed2345]

Tommy

[@user-xq1fl3gn1i]

Technoblade❤💜

[@luiseduardoramirez5386]

Tubso

[@williamvan2065]

I love how Phil tried to save techno by shooting the anvil mid air

[@arianvixal7143]

@Whimsy emas

[@stranger342]

@@arianvixal7143 eams

[@bloupy-s-n-a-c]

@Johnny chikito eams

[@beesbrownies]

PRLKWAKKAKSSKSK

[@beesbrownies]

IMAGINE IF IT WORKRKEDK

[@blxckcryztal]

Baby zombie: exists Techno: *PHILLL LOOK OUTTTTTT NOOOOOOO*

[@meowgic7418]

Techno meowing back at the cat with his dead inside monotone voice made my day.

[@ittselli3245]

same though

[@theeartsee6622]

😂 ikr

[@MasterPeace2]

Time stap?

[@meowgic7418]

@@MasterPeace2 3:42

[@isabellabelonia7231]

Beautiful 😌😙😚☺️😊😍🥰😘🤌🤌👌👌👌👌✨💕💕💘💘

[@lumosmaxima2709]

Techno swearing feels normal even tho he doesnt usually do it on his streams. Like how we know what he looks like at the same time dont.

[@kunilsen2519]

I didnt even notice him swearing lol

[@lumosmaxima2709]

@@kunilsen2519 yep same. I just saw someone from phil's chat mention it. And i had to go back twice to catch it.

[@ileft4176]

I remember him swearing in old 2018 streams on accident (like a 3% chance then) and im still thrown off

[@moss.notpanic]

wait time stamp?

[@lumosmaxima2709]

@@moss.notpanic 3:50 "oh shit"

[@truthseeker2169]

Technoblade is the most natural person to even swear like why are you even get surprised- This man has said some gore things worse than that little swear lmao.

[@l_2745]

You would kind of expect it from someone with a sword called orphan obliterator

[@scubaellie9561]

philza: * turns around * ahh pff omg techno.....techno turn around dream: -_- techno: * turns around * * flinched * dream: -_-

[@SplitDuke]

Actually right after he said wow 17 million subscribers just walked into my house

[@heythenhey1048]

Timestamp?

[@shayonade9562]

@@heythenhey1048 0:55

[@shayonade9562]

@@heythenhey1048 0:55

[@rishabhpradhaan4148]

Which vod is that?

[@doryyyyyy]

Techno now having over 800k viewers: WHAT DO YOU THINK NOW PHIL WHAT DO YOU THINK NOW???

[@myles5676]

800k views is his max i think

[@Luc_fer]

@@myles5676 850k (: Doomsday was awesome.

[@doryyyyyy]

Fixed itttt

[@flintychan5182]

@@Luc_fer it was 876k

[@houdini9739]

@@Luc_fer I can’t wait to see what his peak viewership would be on his next big lore stream, considering how much his fanbase has grown.

[@Seekermage22]

Hearing technoblade swear is like seeing a puppy being kicked it just hurts

[@Loggenout]

NO its just so fun its like seeibg bbh cry i laughed so hhaaar LMAO

[@veilofinnocence]

not really it's natural

[@Animallover24678]

@@Loggenout what

[@Animallover24678]

Nah hearing techno swear is like hearing a leaf crunch when you step on it. It's satisfying

[@Loggenout]

@@Animallover24678 i love hearing bbh cry but not scream crying mire like whens his fish died

[@StrabbyStrabby]

This is the second semi-recent clip of Techno swearing that I've found, and I just wonder what else we all have missed lol. It's not like so shocking that he swears that we notice it instantly. I've watched Wilbur's rat cage experiment thing with Techno over 20 times now, it has to be, I love that video. And only after like 5 months did I realize that he curses in it.

[@beesbrownies]

when LMAO

[@beesbrownies]

/nm

[@StrabbyStrabby]

@@beesbrownies There's a few other timestamps in the comments of this video for this one, but in Wilbur's video, it was around 3 minutes I believe? I just know he says 'apprentice rat'

[@beesbrownies]

@@StrabbyStrabby ty

[@thatlonelydude8636]

3:52 why does that sounds so satisfying

[@unknownfreddy1845]

I need the streammmmmmm

[@clemwrbg7931]

OOF

[@PmpknHead]

I didn’t even realize he swore

[@ize4160]

@@PmpknHead same

[@mychloeyeap3863]

@@PmpknHead same

[@Boxygirl96]

5:08 I love the way techno spots them in his peripherals, starts to turn, then thinks better of it and looks straight ahead again so he can do the spooky slow turn instead

[@yacket]

2:07 Aaaand that is how Philza became known as the Angel of Death.

[@ethanlynch9471]

I GET THE REFERENCE

[@taylorcapone2908]

Ok when Techno said sh*t it sounded SO natural. Like what?

[@NoteCrypticon]

He swears all the time off stream and shit

[@OrangeAceGaming]

Title: Philza and Techno being wholesome Phil: “BECAUSE YOU MADE ME KILL MY CHILD YOU IDIOTS!”

[@theimperfectionist3383]

0:29 so I know that techno had the totem already, but can we get an animatic/animation where the totem was given to him by Phil tying it to the arrow he fired?

[@AYBIOM]

7:01 i like how he felt like he was holding a totem and put it back in his inventory

[@sylvieshuu]

3:50 and here we see the elusive technocurse in its natural habitat

[@avaheywood2470]

3:53 I don’t think I’ve ever heard techno swear before, that caught me off guard 😂

[@ghostiitea]

he swears in wilbur's 100 rats video

[@avaheywood2470]

@@ghostiitea I am going to go watch that video now, thank you

[@ghostiitea]

@@avaheywood2470 no problem m8, had a lot of free time and a hyperfixation on mcyts last year and have consumed too much minecraft content lmao

[@lilag3807]

You must listen to blitz

[@tired_artist4918]

Techno caught me off guard so much that I had to keep on hearing it again and again so I can process it

[@theoneaboveall8427]

7:13 The sync with the music was epic

[@kushagupta4381]

"Technoblade never dies" Poor Phil and the rest of techno's friends and the entire dsmp...

[@SkyWalkerr0617Alt]

2:07 This has one of the only times where techno cares about the orphans

[@GirlyPearly]

"uhhhhhh" - Technoblade in every situation

[@whydrinkwater]

Wholesome moments *PROCEEDS TO SHOW THEM BLOW UP ORPHANS*

[@ittselli3245]

father son bonding

[@valerierae76]

Gotta say, sounds pretty wholesome

[@Boxygirl96]

5:30 ‘Techno Elias Blade’ Wow, that’s one hell of an alias bro

[@memeemporer11]

I like how every time techno swears now everyone across the planet just freaks out. "Techno swore?!" Filled philza chat

[@Moe_498]

I guess that explains the endless white void in Technos final upload

[@blammmed]

4:05 the chat just going insane after hearing techno curse

[@quofix]

"HEEAAA HEAAAA *Runs* HES GOT CARL"

[@An_Entire_Spinell]

Hearing Techno say "What is it Philza Minecraft?" will never not be funny to me

[@Kainkoon]

0:24 ya know, sadist made this look at lot cooler than it actually was-

[@dreamydemure]

7:11 that is now my new favorite clip 💀

[@_Anirudh_sSharma]

I just love Phill , technoblade and willbur together PERFECT FAMILY

[@krewfamily1884]

Tommy be like: WhAt AboUt mE????????????????:(((

[@alexconners7378]

3:08 you can see how much phil absolutely does not believe that techno is actually giving up on being violent. he looks like he’s trying his hardest to not laugh

[@afightingcactus4617]

6:52 the way Wilbur said "SHUT THE FUCK UP" would literally make me cry cause it sounded like so much like my parents

[@natepizarro5874]

Am I the only one who’s never heard techno curse till now?

[@lillywolf4687]

I never knew Technoblade cursed till reading the comments of this video.

[@Derpyexe]

8:24 My grandfather after goin to the GunStore

[@Pigz4]

3:43 was just too much 😂 ph1lza was like "woo a cat" Techno: "meaww"

[@mcmanus3494]

man complaning about killing his son is sooo *funny and wholesome.*

[@Nick0la]

If Michael is a pigman, and Techno is a pigman, doesnt that meanthere's a chance that Tubbo and Ranboo kidnapped Michael from Techno and raised him as their own?

[@togs5280]

Or Micheal could be techno. Karl could have gone back in time and taken techno and gave him to tubbo and ranboo To see if he would turn out different

[@Emily12471]

Two very distinct possibilities, though one is much more plausible considering techno doesn't cannonically have even a girlfriend, but then again techno is really old cannonically (far as i know at least)

[@zyschostreamermakeszeirdfa1713]

you are a human, and am a human, doesn’t that mean there’s a chance that you I raised you as a baby?

[@ricardoronco9632]

Doubt, Techno doesn’t talk to women

[@mc-maitrixgaming4330]

“Oinkaty Oink Techno…… there goes your child

[@hamibeast6281]

My first time hearing techno swear🤣🤣

[@clemwrbg7931]

“ *Oh my god, the fuck is this?* “ -Techno

[@Nepalien_]

@@clemwrbg7931 "So many OP kits" -Techno

[@n1mra.]

*” What the fuck it’s 30k subs? “* -Techno

[@dylanmajadillas412]

2:36 just killed a woman feeling good -Tommyinnit2021

[@hopefullyentertainment6029]

cant believe these moments are so rare and so funny

[@thecuretomonday1401]

3:07 “I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee”

[@bonnie6624]

THE DOGS SHAKING TO THE MUSIC

[@PedroPerny]

Without music technos execution seems so weird

[@aquaringding966]

Ok so if phil’s twitch to KZbin live viwer is correct then at Techno’s peak he had about *42* twitch viwers

[@r3mny]

I skipped some of the vid to stop and have my ears blown out by Techno screaming “LOOK OUT”

[@rhian9156]

this video hurts sm now but im just trying to cope

[@iampancake7275]

6:31 technos scream 🤣🤣

[@milty7156]

Funny and Wholesome video you got here!

[@y_en1]

3:55 it's so rare to hear techno swear now

[@milo3347]

1:50 bruh that was smooth

[@sylv1a_gaming]

"officer I drop kicked that child In self defense I swear

[@fermentedoj315]

0:13 made me laugh so hard, just the panic on Phils face

[@DarkSoul-ns5fg]

y did he panic tho?

[@dragoneladraws14]

oh my god drea with the end portal. "No dont be a boomer. Dream i was gonna use it as a living room. No dream. There isnt a rule agaisnt looking at portals dream."

[@fireflymiesumae]

I miss Techno everyday

[@robert69750]

I swear philza always finds the rarest things in his world

[@cecilgoncalves2631]

0:43 ghostbur be ignoring everything an 🖐️🥺

[@icarusdoesmusic]

The second clip Techno just sounds like an angry duck and I find it hilarious

[@lunalee1869]

Idk know why I like this so much but 7:10 is SO COOL

[@The_Digital_Ghost]

I love how fits just like “hello who are you” like damn fit

[@cookiecrumbs9515]

2:50 phil itearlly being a bird

[@saskiasunlight7873]

Rip Techno

[@levanyra3732]

Can someone tell me where I can watch past Philza streams I can’t find any on KZbin or on Twitch, specifically the one from MCC 8

[@Lillian.Isabella]

I know that Philz regularly streams on Twitch, but the vod from MCC 8 would be gone. I tried searching up Philza Minecraft MCC 8 but it only shows Tommy and Wilber’s perspective. You might also be able to find Techno’s KZbin video somewhere. They all made videos on it as well with a short recap. :) hope that helps!

[@Ali-cq5bc]

Philza usually has his old vods archived, so they won't be gone unless he deletes them after streaming or if they aren't archived.

[@levanyra3732]

@@Lillian.Isabella yeah I know I already watched their streams/vods but I never found Philza’s POV... I guess it’s ok thank you still :)

[@levanyra3732]

@@Ali-cq5bc Can I watch them somewhere or does only he have access to them?

[@Artedia-g5j]

@@levanyra3732 The archive streams are on his twitch in the highlights section

[@sophieplauschin6502]

Oinkidy, oink techno. There goes your child. -Philza

[@notanalt5235]

I had this paused for a few hours cause I was watching a show with my sibling, and then I unpause it, unknown to me the sound was up and techno had seen a baby zombie run up to Phil, I think I’m deaf now.

[@Ashect]

Philza calling someone an idiot has an extremely powerful, painful weight to it.

[@Taiphyr]

DreamSMP Animatics when The Anvil Was Dropped Upon Techno: *Dramatic and Awesome* What really happened: *”HAH!? HAHHHH!?”*

[@harukishiga6066]

THE BLAAAAAAAADDEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@charliealvarez5055]

why is there genuine emotional lore in the middle of haha funny moments i cant handle that emotional whiplash man

[@needtoknow29]

So are we not gonna talk about Techo singing "we are the champion"? Was that him or-

[@timberwolfo5]

I think that was the other MC championship member. For sure not Techno, that is not his vocal range at all.

[@unstablesalami]

That was Tommyinnit, I believe.

[@lakosca]

That sounded like fundy

[@timberwolfo5]

I think it was voiceover pete actually yeah its pete, cause wilbur apologizes to him two seconds later and says sorry pete

[@SirBruh-ve9ug]

Are we going to ignore the chicken IN THE NETHER, unless he brought it there

[@renewalacumen1770]

Chicken Jockey's do exist in the Nether. It's the third source of meat in the Nether.

[@aldyra6798]

5:12 wtf

[@PiercingSight]

7:09 - That's AMAZING!!

[@soundwavedoesthings]

3:52 The rarest thing: Technoblade swearing

[@nikkia4701]

7:14 that was so cute omg 😭

[@CanadianWolf-hearted]

And hence techno never dies 0:25

[@qwertyuiop8766]

Baby zombie: *exists Techno: “Ph1LzA LOOK OUT!!!!”

[@sunnidais9201]

The reason I watch technoblade so much because it’s so rare to hear him curse

[@Rodq]

2:06 Philza Minecraft committing warcrime

[@Roimuu]

Philza

[@misa.]

am i like the only one who didn't notice that he swore LMAO

[@WuzzyYT]

He used to always swear

[@thezy7981]

Google says teachno says he is philzas son and I think that is super wholesome

[@Nofaceguy117]

7:51 And that’s the day Philza witnessed a bye-bye forever for the first time. /j

[@samuel2549]

2:03 great vid 😄

[@BeatWasTaken]

Not even close baby TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

[@ShadoBoink]

well technoblade finally did it he swore now lets wait for ranboo and bad

[@pigeon582]

techno swore a while ago in his parody of blitz so he did it years ago

[@ShadoBoink]

yea but you know it was a song and in songs everyone can swear

[@ShadoBoink]

but the cooking with Technoblade dosen't counts ;)

[@ShadoBoink]

@@bor_d4133 okay i guess

[@MightyMageGames]

"This Is The Fortune III... *OHHH!* " Idk Why But This Was So Funny To Me.

[@hazencringe]

It's feels good whenever i hear techno swear

[@bexelles7483]

The chat going crazy about Techno swearing is amazing

[@suEdity]

This is the only time that I heard Techno swear...is it ironic? 3:50

[@derrickstorm6976]

Do you know what irony is?

[@shirowtf7568]

That's the first time I've heard techno curse

[@theeartsee6622]

“HEH?!” -Technoblade 🤣

[@elixpo]

7:12 The best was when the dogs shook to music

[@mateianghi513]

i love your video

[@Bird_IsOnline]

Is no one talking about when techno had an anvil dropped on him, Wilbur was just there walking friend?

[@Phoenix-i5f]

THE ORPHANAGE!!!!!! (2:17 Top 10 Deadliest Massacres in Video Games)