[NLSS Quiplash #88] John Lennon (June 13, 2018)

[@totalcoward]

32:18 when I was in kindergarten I asked someone to hand me the “skin color” crayon expecting them to hand me a peach, but instead they handed me a brown. When I asked them why they didn’t hand me a peach they said “Because that’s my skin color. You have a different one.” And I legit turned my hands over and looked at them for like 6 seconds and just went “You’re right...” after realizing I was black.

[@pook49]

darren trivedi this is what every white kindergartener dreams of

[@Drakatha1337]

Mixed kid problems: crying in frustration in kindergarten because your skin was too light for the brown crayons but too dark for the peach crayons.

[@matejspevacek1226]

damn nigga thats wild

[@doghat1619]

It's true, I was the white child.

[@j.r.huffnstuff3549]

As a 5 year old I had no understanding of racism so shit like this was never a thought. I miss the blissful ignorance of being 5 years old and just playing with a black kid with no irrational fear that I'll say something fucked up without realizing it.

[@neverpure20]

43:25 John Lennon starts here If anyones lookin

[@yetanothertubeuser]

ty ty

[@kieranbledsoe1317]

What a coincidence that this was posted on December 8th, the day John Lennon was shot.

[@nopenoperson8964]

BadEgor

[@GoodGoga]

FUCK. Well, the NLSS proper straight up kills celebrities, i just accidentally bring up their deaths at inopportune moments.

[@cthulhubecausewhynot1182]

GoodEgor He died LONG before the NLSS was a thing.

[@Croyles]

@@cthulhubecausewhynot1182 Holy shit you may be onto something here!

[@Drakatha1337]

Baer has the most audibly pleasing laugh of everyone on the show

[@louiesalmon3932]

19:45 That's a really cool edit. Untangling two anecdotes so they can each be complete thoughts is cool.

[@JonHerzogArtist]

Oy it's me, John Lemon. Been waiting for this one!

[@sonofhades57]

See, this is why it should be legal to punt children in the movie theater.

[@MrTohawk]

Wouldnt the Bears voices counter go up every time Bear speaks since it is one of his voices?

[@GoodGoga]

It would. I have forgotten 15 times over, what rules i initially laid out for it. Any time he says a single word in an unusual voice, any time he tries to sing... In theory there should be a minimal word limit for what could be considered an impression or a bit. The counter is not well-maintained, but whatever, it's not a very important one.

[@ThePhantom4516]

hmmmmm

[@MrTohawk]

@@GoodGoga Do you have a counter for who won the games? Like with UCH

[@GoodGoga]

@@MrTohawk page 3 of the spreasheet. I write down placings and points, but i have not yet created any functions/formulas that would sum up this information into understandable tallies/averages. But here's a link to a slightly outdated study by LastKingOfDenmark: www.reddit.com/r/NLSSCircleJerk/comments/6jc653/i_now_have_the_statistical_answer_to_who_is_the/

[@umbaupause]

@@GoodGoga So do you think, technically, if you bend the rules enough, you can make the counter... infinite?

[@swymbiote]

48:36 The way NL softly struggles out the punchline to his joke makes me cackle every single time

[@mrmanwithchocolate]

Everyone knows a good Yoko Onno voice says "I'm Yoko Onno" every other sentence.

[@epicbananaman7776]

I love the defeated sound in NL's voice as he sees the two John Lennons. "I'm long...jeggings..."

[@DisEkript]

It's the year 12973. Space-Archeologists of Future Humans came back to what is left of Earth at that point. After years of searching, they found it. The most important archive of human history: GoodEgor's NLSS Quiplash Memes Spreadsheet. The whole galaxy rejoiced and was partying for weeks straight.

[@thorbjrn6939]

thought I was going insane when at 26:23 you can hear a single wheeze of Kate’s laugh and no one seems to notice it, but considering the message she sent in chat around the same time I suppose it’s just her laughing at her own message in the background of Ryan’s mic

[@AxtonLovesHisTurret]

AN HOUR LONG!!! You really are an absolute madman, Egor. Thanks for all your hard work!

[@GoodGoga]

As usual, i deflect praise like this. If a video is long, it does not mean i did an especially good job, it means the cast did an especially great job and i didn't have to cut much.

[@AxtonLovesHisTurret]

@@GoodGoga I deny your deflection, since you easily make up for any ease of cutting with the toil of counting. Accept it, we admire your dedication

[@GoodGoga]

@@AxtonLovesHisTurret alright. Praise accepted.

[@TheMeekMingeMaster]

33:59 accidentally tapped the right arrow as nl said yea and immediately heard no i thought there was a glitch in the matrix

[@gorgikalamernikov3260]

did anyone notice john Lennon is the bathtub guy? edit: nvm

[@CS0723]

1:06 genuinely one of the funniest things RLS has ever said. Excellent cadence, no stuttering, great humour, 10/10 incredibly and criminally underappreciated

[@nikevisor54]

Thanks for the company

[@doc2502]

This is still the best episode

[@soulrenvods]

25:31 never fails to make me cry with laughter

[@bluemistary]

Great comps, dood. Thanks for makin' em.

[@als_pals]

Yay dood

[@buddy94445]

The best worst episode. I keep rewatching it time from time

[@ClaeFace]

18:44 I love the "thats loki"

[@daybreakhascome]

we've been blessed with an hour of greatness

[@LiarJudas666]

math is one of the realest things there is

[@iiirdeyeheretik]

I think of this is actually the best shittiest NLSS ever.

[@kobold_sushi_executive_chef]

I think you summed it up perfectly

[@Gakulon]

The best wurst NLSS?

[@soulrenvods]

25:20 YOU'VE NEVER CAUGHT THE LOACH is fucking killing me

[@soulrenvods]

And the curse cast at 38:34

[@smyfpp1628]

Austin trying to talk about infinity is so awkward holy shit

[@queenofsprinkles]

I’ve never clicked on a video so fast

[@Croyles]

I pizzas in the US like 10 times the size you get everywhere else or something?

[@liamparker2354]

Oi it's me

[@kobold_sushi_executive_chef]

Oi it's me, Liam Parker

[@beeeennnnnnn]

38:35

[@namavoid3266]

holy shit i thought comedy inn was the best one

[@als_pals]

Why's the left edge of the game cut off?

[@MrLego3160]

Is avon a pyramid scheme? Legally, no. Funtionally, yes.

[@Hh5556]

(Music note)The Bush family did 9/11, yeah you know.(music note)

[@thaDjMauz]

Best bit

[@adamdecker5483]

Rob...

[@Gakulon]

40:57

[@ThePsychoCake]

I have never not eaten a whole pizza. Maybe they are just way the fuck bigger in the us? edit: yeah 16 fucking inches? The biggest pizza you can order here isn't that big.

[@countvondutchessofwestmoor3974]

48:35

[@h0verman]

mathematically pi is proven to be completely irrational and endless but people still use a lot of computing power to look for an end to it to prove a simulation world or other various theories.

[@connorking984]

So no simulation?

[@h0verman]

yes allow me, a clown on the internet, to absolutely decide whether or not we live in a simulation 4Head

[@nathanielmohr9622]

The proof that pi is irrational is wild. The proof of the existence of a number that solves x^2 = 2 is wild (not just that the number is irrational, its existence is a necessary condition) even though that one's available to undergrads. Numbers are wack

[@justdrop]

NL's chat is the embodiment of anti-intellectualism.

[@stock_img]

[deltarune spoilers] . . . . . 27:00 oh shit nek predicted deltarune

[@kobold_sushi_executive_chef]

Don't feel like looking for a timestamp but someone in chat around 14 and a half minutes in said "trap is a slur" and I just