"It Won't Stop Squirting"

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[@chaelsonnen1]

Nick dialing his shenanigans to 11 when guests arrive. Guy was on fire that stream

[@mr.o8386]

listen guys, Nick just acts soy so that us actual soy men feel better about each other. If nick were to show us his true manly high T self then we'd all just line up to jump over a bridge cause we'd know we have no chance. Thankyou nick, for your service.

[@EDUADOELRIKO]

Copium

[@lazadum4313]

paid comment

[@acecarpenter502]

Oh you poor unfortunate soul

[@chazslater3465]

found Nicks alt

[@Clue44.]

us???

[@claukhatib]

"thats a Rusell pancake right here", I swear nicks comedy is under rated

[@MemerMan]

Damn they’re hitting PogO combos in this one

[@Hoppitot]

is this the PogO WR?

[@adigocrazy5314]

i was the 69th like

[@karlsoriso2304]

real memerman PogU

[@pumba2024]

Food actually looks bussin

[@michaelhall7453]

🤓

[@scozzbaggs9224]

Is it bussin or bussin bussin?

[@pusc.]

You look bussin

[@Sh0xYT]

fr fr bruh on a stack yo 😂

[@magix4152]

Thanks

[@MrHesdan]

Either they were testing her to see if she's really into him or they were in disbelief Russell could pull that, they did some dirt to my boi ComedyRussell.

[@ovs4744]

Probably both

[@chrisblack__]

good acting

[@Finnishmanni]

i'm still in awe

[@okaton6559]

@@Finnishmanni why? Men with confidence pull.

[@future140]

@@okaton6559 didn’t learn this for a while but this is facts

[@missininaction3680]

As a Swiss, seeing other Swiss people outside of Switzerland is like hitting the lottery.

[@leancamo800]

Really? Why? We say the same here in Argentina. The one go can go outside the country are the lucky ones

[@Thomas_Porter]

@@leancamo800 lol

[@missininaction3680]

​@@leancamo800 That's not the same for us. The thing with European countries is that most of us have a small population so the chances of running into other people from our own country are really low. The case with Switzerland is a little bit different since we travel a lot, it's just that we're a low profile kind of people.

[@whuzzzup]

@@leancamo800 Switzerland is pretty much one of the richest countries in Europe.

[@MrCoolios12]

In this video, Nick farmed on average 1.27 PogOs per minute (20 PogOs / (15*60+47)*60)

[@nickcruz7434]

Nick and Malena make other couples argue with their arguing 😂😂😂😂

[@danilopapais1464]

Nick and Russel were the OG Passport Bros, lol.

[@jonteguy]

Actor can be used for both female and male so her correcting you was actually wrong, you could've said actress as well but actor is for both so you were not wrong.

[@J15C]

Nick was on top of it this stream, he actually made me laugh out loud a few times

[@gameswithbob9762]

Luna motorboats Russle every Thursday

[@EgoHead710]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ThEHiTMaN01]

LOL

[@imthatguy7394]

y just on thursday?

[@rjoystick8995]

okay am I the only who actually thinks that malena is a good girlfriend and nick is a good boyfriend off stream?

[@CitiesOfAsh]

Yes

[@prmdmnd]

hopium

[@gangorca3647]

They have a script, if you watch them you're gonna start to notice certain words for specifics actions

[@thecourageousorange]

On stream it's a toxic relationship. but it's just for comedy so they probably have a good one irl. otherwise they wouldn't be able to keep it up.

[@omarmouhamed964]

You live with them?

[@SuperWeedPower]

13:34 Nick holding the PogO with all he had but his smirk says it all

[@Jobe-13]

Nick increasingly looks and acts like a middle-aged dad. They’re definitely planning on having kids soon.

[@xerone5733]

okay the second part is just weird

[@Dustaroo]

he want's kids she does not.

[@hyroto4117]

Clueless

[@Filtfan]

Yeah, Nick looks ready to give birth any second. lmao :D

[@adamj517]

@@xerone5733 how is that weird it’s an observation you have to be a leftist commy for someone to make a statement and for you to react like that.

[@dremiq6670]

this editor should get payed like 10x more just for the fucking pogo counting part

[@Oscar-qk6zh]

Nice alt account editor

[@dremiq6670]

@@Oscar-qk6zh lule v

[@treyvongafour7992]

Now I want a foreign gf

[@soledieairvideos5974]

Nick being the proud dad is so good

[@danravv]

1:36 LMAO FUCKING CHAT. Nick joking about dating Malena 15 years ago then someone says "monkaW early access" I FUCKING CAN'T

[@ChewysDynasty]

Lmao. Nick paces back and forth, lecturing chat like an old Asian dad with his hands behind his back

[@a.s.2611]

If russel and nick can pull some good women then there's hope for the rest of us yet!!!

[@markwick11]

got money?

[@dr.dripton]

@@markwick11 : (

[@quinnquinnquinn215]

nicks kinda cute when hes slim tbh

[@leightonrud66]

Money. Nick isn't ugly per se. But he's really out of touch. Russell is FOUL. Obese, tiny ass head and piranha teeth. His gf deserves to have someone else not as disgusting touch her. They won't last. Trust me. Women like both. If you look OK and aren't weird you'll be fine. I've been with my wife 10years now. Telling you, she'd agree Russ is foul.

[@francisco5578]

dude, they have lots of fucking money.

[@Charlie-ts6hq]

"I like the shirt" - chatter "people are being nice to me today" - nick "the only reason nick is wearing a vacation shirt is he's never worked a day in his life" - chatter "and then, just instantly gone the next second it was gone" - nick

[@Paris-cj6it]

9:20 oohhhh so that's where all her anger comes from 💀 💀 💀

[@trevorhakai3052]

That's unfair though. She still reads at a 6th grade level

[@whateverdude1821]

that necklace and shirt tho, I know who's malena trying to make nick looked like LULW

[@fozolegend4209]

russel gives us all hope

[@dub7439]

If there is ever something comparable to a Hall of Fame for Twitch Nick and Malena deserve to be in it.

[@BN-qv7wi]

I just took a painful shit

[@ZeroDarknezz]

So this proofs that nick's streams are really good for shitting. Thank you for the feedback, good sir.

[@WarRock12341]

poggers

[@sincerelyykayla]

proof😏

[@mtw231-]

same

[@nameundefined4317]

luna + malena and nick + russel is a really good fit lmfao just have two different couple shows one is cooking and russel can come up with a new one

[@nameundefined4317]

both couples should not fight nonstop but it can go back and forth lol

[@karps1601]

That's a lot of pogo right there

[@xternalsight]

There's times when you think someone is using someone for their money, and there's times when you know someone is using someone for their money 😂

[@leightonrud66]

Yessss, Russell is foul. Ugly pirahna teeth and man boobs. Not funny either

[@-_-SpongeBob]

Beautiful! Beautiful work, Trevor 👏🏻 👏🏾 it's long,its funny,its brilliant

[@emil3015]

Is it you spongebob

[@trevorhakai3052]

@@emil3015 Nah just a black guy

[@-_-SpongeBob]

@@trevorhakai3052 Emil doesn't know that! 👀

[@GhostGamerBoss]

there's no shot russ bagged those my boy

[@huejassle3019]

How come i got so offended when nick said, "now thats a russell waffle" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Adohk]

Literally the only outro I stay for.

[@dmgh983]

Why tf has chat been unsynced for the past 3 vids? Lol

[@shravanbk2100]

Twitch testing new things and messing it up.

[@MrHjkl11]

These PogO counters really make this 10x funnier

[@hamedmohammadzadeh8351]

im pretty sure nick set the PogO record this stream

[@alaszrar6202]

13:10 PogO streak x9

[@ItsYevrah]

Petition to stop the Nick harassment :)

[@thomasmaher9360]

This video should be titled "Nick acts like a dad"

[@ThatsMySkill]

this has to be world record for most PogO's in one video.

[@WhatFormOfPowerIsThis]

pogo counter goes up when he thinks it hahahahah

[@AndrewCARNBORN]

0:30 GOBLIN MODE

[@growing42069]

At the end, they are becoming the same couple

[@SpiderMan5958]

stuck in america, in america, in america aaah, stuck in america... YOU ARE MY QUEEEEENNN FOREVERR

[@h2thelocalidiot176]

"Swiss German" ah now it makes sense Kappa

[@js6618]

She don’t give af what russel likes to eat 🤣

[@ratlobber]

nmpOld

[@apolloastro401]

Lmaooo i know that biscuit feeling

[@-_-SpongeBob]

9:18 OHHH Malena. You have your uses. But here, you're just... Hey why don't you go cut the chicken hmm ☺

[@ahhhyesthelitorusnaturesru5290]

She gon turn off the stream

[@Pellemain]

this dude fr said fishes

[@localman799]

Nick actually is a creepy old man. Holy shit lmao

[@Rowy_]

ok

[@seebs_keeps_talking]

you're no better than people who watch reality TV for attempting to dissect what is literally an (on camera personality)

[@chazslater3465]

no doubt dude needs to dye his hair full on grey and do shots of prune juice with malena.

[@localman799]

Calm down guys lol take a deep breath it’s not that deep.

[@Razerfreak1]

malenas face is so easy to read. she is really bad in hiding her face expressions lol

[@adelbertusrahardian]

Russel just peek into his future

[@i.g.n2trip684]

Malenas got a good life after she gets away from nick the future killer

[@cozyluis]

10:18 the funny

[@IISuzakuII]

The disadvantage vs privileged got me 😆

[@nathanhollow7550]

Nick in that shirt looks like King-size Homer

[@purevocals510]

Rusty with his hands on his hips like an Aunty

[@kriss_6165]

nick looks like corey in the house grown up in this video

[@gamingbyfaro6961]

I noticed Nick has been quoting Bane from The Dark Knight Rises recently

[@RagnarokBltz]

Nick is fricken hilarious

[@snoopyyy_23]

10:18 made me cry laughing 🤣😂 holy shit actual good one nicholas 🤣🤣

[@oftheHowl]

Idk Russell but I'd hope she's not just using him for clout. If an obese dude with man boobs can pull that, then it's proof humor is truly all you need

[@AVD223]

shes funny and quick with the clapbacks

[@thedriver3052]

Nick is really sodas best friend

[@sneed9793]

man russel gained some moobies

[@davidcampos2615]

Looking like a million bucks, Nick Polom. Another excellent video full of fantastic content. 😶👍

[@The_Broski721]

10:46 emote above “maya”?

[@Your_Friend259]

what a lovely family

[@fiziktetrinet2330]

The juicer “a small streamer.” LULW

[@icenova2467]

Why did Malena look so fucking evil in the beginning ? 😂

[@R1um244]

STUCK IN ANERICA

[@X8551516]

ill never get tired of Nicks race baiting

[@BTGMAX]

This has to be the funniest video ever

[@therandomchannel-_-]

Poor guy he believes her and poor girl has to be all up in that

[@taigas7779]

?

[@sample.text.]

She seems nice, how did Russell pull that off?

[@TurdwinMcGee]

Boys got that cash and she know it

[@darknight602]

Russell does not have $$ lol

[@aquaaqua5665]

love the uploads

[@itsanxietE]

Nick is my favorite man-baby tbh

[@otuekong]

Russell LOVES fried chicken My brain: he blacc!

[@soledieairvideos5974]

This was your funniest video yet! Good Job Editor, Nick, Malena, Russell, and Russell’s GF.

[@TheQuasimodoH]

Thanks for uploading

[@licansen3331]

harry potter character coming in the house

[@ItZFlipz]

german girls so sweet shes dating him and he looks like a diabetic with obesity, iv still got chance with girls lol

[@lb0433]

Jesus the PogO's were raining was this the most amount of PogO's in an nmplol video?

[@goburingoburin]

I keep seeing a gun but it’s just the camera set up

[@Anakin_Ackerman]

Russell is a lucky mfer FR

[@peanuspee9231]

my dogs name is luna

[@MalcolmBomaniBrown]

I promise you melena doesn't care whether he chews with his mouth open or not. It don't really matter...

[@ddg2424]

Does anyone else make their 3's from the bottom up?

[@BasedBidoof]

Team taking over

[@kirblue_896]

i called it

[@animosiity]

Melana was 13 when she met nick ? Or 10 lol

[@joshuahernandez9213]

Russel has a big body but a slim face for his size, lucky bastard.

[@joshuahernandez9213]

@ToxicLullaby LMAO

[@eduardobenassi3072]

Nick's looking rough 😬

[@harlez0851]

PogO

[@rockydroproductionsproduct8939]

You telling me with the guy who's on tiny chats that's not me that someone else who is trap Hood

[@cosmicking7979]

those sliders look valid

[@ManBearPigLOL]

someone said edplol