We Can't Go ANYWHERE With Her...

[@xapokalypse]

Love how "We're from Austin" turned to "Fiona's from LA," "I'm from Germany," "Oh, I'm from China, I guess.."😭😭

[@tangentssbm]

that into saying Yes we're all US citizens at the border patrol 💀

[@aztkshorty9138]

@@tangentssbm Emily was literally born in Nebraska saying she’s from China because her parents are from there. 😂

[@RandoWisLuL]

@@aztkshorty9138 yes lol shes from China as much as Emiru is

[@bruhmane1944]

Arthur singing with his monotone German voice was hilarious

[@Fishman550]

FanFan absolutely dying laughing in complete silence at Arther singing was fucking killing me.

[@STOPSYPHER]

See ze trut behind your liez

[@Jakuzarskey]

Fan fan is having the time of her life lmao love that for her

[@Chrisinater8]

Yes !! She is Arthurs biggest fan :D very fun to watch

[@titan2540]

honestly stream of the year contender. these four have such great chemistry

[@sirgags]

BASED

[@Hieraldrich]

*Emily npc walks into a restaurant* "Greetings Sires! What a fine earth establishment you have here! I would like to sample your finest earth dish please! 👽🤓" *Npc walks to a table*

[@myaccount__7269]

When she says greetings earthlings it’s so weird

[@carlosmith77]

Bro!!! NPC or Alien. Greetings Earthlings!!

[@caseman69]

extra emily drive thru's are always painful

[@Lukksia]

why she gotta call everyone sire 😂

[@fujster]

honestly she's better at social interaction than 99% of these commenters ever would be LMAO

[@CadPlaysMC]

@@Lukksia i smacked myself a few times in the forhead cringing lmao

[@Karl_Marksman]

@@fujster that's because we have too much self awareness i.e. anxiety. She seems to have no self-awareness. Seems to, mind you. I know it's a character kinda

[@stashphl5348]

I use to think it was a bit but I think she’s genuinely crazy

[@andrewadams2537]

$45 per gig is crazy work

[@STOPSYPHER]

That’s like so many money

[@duplexlamp7285]

GODDAMM

[@fujster]

nah dude my vodafone when i was a kid charged me 10$ a MEGABYTE of service and I fell asleep watching youtube. Had about 250$ worth on my dad's card...

[@STOPSYPHER]

@@duplexlamp7285 HOLY SHIT!

[@Philgob]

cell companies are robbers

[@acidicdragon1036]

I have never seen Emily with this expression before. It's golden 10:56

[@wabdih]

lol it actually sort of shocked me a bit

[@postieboy337]

Nick: does China like rice? Emily: china _is_ rice 😑🤌

[@CDC678]

THE BORDER PATROL STATION LMAO

[@STOPSYPHER]

Kinda wild how they just didn’t check ID’s at all

[@majones117]

​@@STOPSYPHERprobably because they didn't go to Mexico, just basically profiling people in the car

[@ennex_3]

It's not the actual border. It's just a random check station along the highway near the border. Sometimes they won't even stop you. Also they have cameras and drug dogs so really they won't stop you unless they have a legitimate reason. @@STOPSYPHER

[@SySt3m]

@@STOPSYPHER that's the state-state border from texas to new mexico iirc, not the mexican border. im surprised he even asked if they are citizens, they usually only care if you're hauling produce across state. been through it a few times. they are probably trying to be more thorough these days.

[@Peterpickle2009]

LMAO

[@blairowens8912]

Arthur is lowkey pure comedy.

[@riggedtroxaa8675]

can someone explain who arthur is to me? i don't watch nick that often or twitch in general, all i know is that suddenly after nick returned from Norway he suddenly showed up love the guy but like how did he end up here

[@joie32695]

​@riggedtroxaa8675 Met him on Apex legends, flew him to Austin to stream/cus he was lonely. Now he's part of the fam

[@arminabdi]

@@riggedtroxaa8675 nick and arther used to play apex together and spent a lot of time together in that game.

[@riggedtroxaa8675]

@@arminabdi ohh okay thats cool. is he a streamer himself ? does he have a job or is he on a long vacation?

[@moshy4578]

yeah he does

[@S-6-6-6]

Love your streams man, the fact your dealing with everything that's going on right now in your life (the breakup) and still putting out entertaining content without being totally fake is a genuine talent. Obviously no one knows how you're truly feeling but just know for the people that are in a similar situation, you inspire us to do better and keep pushing.

[@Karl_Marksman]

Had a teacher who used to "jokingly" call one of the students his girlfriend. In fourth grade. Recalled it when I was like 25 and thought wow that was a lot weirder than I remembered.

[@he-01]

Look him up, probably convicted by now.

[@Karl_Marksman]

@@he-01 That would be nice, it happened all around but nobody spoke up. Looking back I remember 4-5 of these type dudes up to grade ten, and one in church. Some of the teachers suddenly disappeared. The church guy is still welcome in the parish with open arms long after his victims grew into damaged adults.

[@jameskingston4009]

No one talking about the guy creasing in the western shop after Emily says "GREETINGS SIRES!?!"

[@SterraRoar]

Can't see shit I'm streaming this video at 360p on my phone lmao I went back to 4:49 and everything to look and his face is just pixels

[@rubbadubbs3242]

Towards the end when they’re all singing fanfan looked so sorry for Nick

[@dylanjames8555]

When she's on her period she gets very emotional and empathetic, so nick was playing onto that. She was holding back tears lol

[@JohnDoe-rf2tt]

​@@dylanjames8555PogO

[@luis-m8b]

@@dylanjames8555bro what that’s so weird to mention her period, she was clearly high

[@oldylad]

@@luis-m8bbro that’s so weird to mention her high, she was clearly on a sugar crash

[@AnkardTan]

4:53 did the guy die laughing at "sires" 🤣🤣🤣

[@oxsila]

I think he died of cringe honestly lol

[@STOPSYPHER]

I love how the channel bio still says “Nick Polum and malena tudi”

[@FireKnight96]

Pain

[@Hoodini2253]

The banner also still has nick and malena

[@Heavymetal16]

ok yall 3 are parasocial af!

[@STOPSYPHER]

@@Heavymetal16 literally just pointing something out, tf is parasocial about that? I swear that’s just a buzzword at this point

[@Heavymetal16]

@@STOPSYPHER No, the word applies to you very nicely! You most likely were searching for it! And then also felt the need to comment about it... For what reason? Why does it matter, and why is that an interesting fact? But if you dont relate to the word "parasocial" then maybe "socially retarded" would be more appropiate?

[@uttams.6033]

19:25 Hilarious Spider-man reference

[@Jobe-13]

We thought Emily driving would be hell, but it actually went pretty well. EZ Clap Emily.

[@fglsm10]

autopilot ez

[@seveneyes77]

Autopilot bro 😂

[@drake6143]

The cadillac super cruise is way better than teslas autopilot

[@randomguyattheinternet]

Last time emily didnt drive because of malena's anxiety. She almost had a mental breakdown when emily tried to drive

[@kzuv7615]

autopilot plus straight roads

[@mastermill79]

12:22 Top notch comedy there 😂

[@wiltedHUSK]

LMAO WHEN ARTHER SAID EVERYONE HAS LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND DONE IT- 🤣🤣😭😭 never have i ever lmaoooooo

[@JamesSerapio]

I feel Arther grooving to Armin Van Buuren's "In and Out of Love". That song is a banger!

[@Highostrich]

16:55 Bro caught her of guard

[@ericO141]

Fanfan dying every time Arthur sings is the best thing ever

[@riley10199]

This is such a funny group.

[@mst4705]

1:46 - such a perfect hide the pain face, cracked me up

[@xapokalypse]

Emily looking around the car while driving next to a giant truck almost gave me a heart attack

[@CHClNOfullmelt]

It's probably safer to just let the Escalade drive itself than to give Emily the wheel

[@RathOX]

Full self drive

[@xapokalypse]

@@RathOX yeah I noticed after I wrote it lol you never know with Emily

[@xapokalypse]

@@CHClNOfullmelt absolutely

[@juupajuu60]

well tbf, on this stream she was using autopilot and that is 100% better than her driving lol

[@Guwop13]

4:52 ol boy behind the counter knew exact who Emily was after hearing that bullshit 😂😂

[@jazon345]

12:57 first time a German person has successfully pronounced "squirrel" the correct way in all of human history. Groundbreaking.

[@ezrabrownstein3237]

This is a deep cut but I see u 🫡

[@TheJimmycracker]

mad respect to nick for even going to twitch con and providing us great content. you know that man is hurting on the inside.

[@slapt3245]

4:50 LMAOO bro behind the counter immediately lost it

[@kylemichel3006]

I actually really enjoyed watching the roadtrip stream over the last few days.

[@360Fov]

This is such a good combination of people.

[@Theson97]

I feel like “greetings sires!” is probably the weirdest way to greet someone 😂.

[@projectphyrexia]

the intro showing nick taking over the wheel was so calming. seeing nick go through the stress of emiliy's driving in the previous video was too much.

[@STOPSYPHER]

19:40 my favourite part of spiderman is when Peter turns into evil Peter and that’s the only time he answers the phone by saying “shalom”, nothing else in the Toby Maguire movies signifies Peter Parker being Jewish at any point

[@PaballoKobe-xh9ve]

I think the point is he aint even jewish hes just saying it to say it like a deusche who would say hola chicas but doesnt know any Spanish. Evil tobey is the best spiderman

[@STOPSYPHER]

@@PaballoKobe-xh9ve why did he only mimic a Jewish guy while evil

[@xXAscendingPhoenixXx]

@@STOPSYPHERBecause it’s just a bit 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@STOPSYPHER]

@@xXAscendingPhoenixXx evil Jewish spiderman bit

[@oldylad]

@@PaballoKobe-xh9vePeter is Jewish tho, it’s a niche thing because it never really comes up but he is

[@EdgyW]

I love how nobody understood the Spider-Man reference 💀💀😭😭

[@bb-3653]

Bro I got it the first moment. These lot shocked me how they didnt notice it😅😅

[@f1l036]

Emily turning to look at the back camera while driving is insane😭😭

[@human_cube]

Nick could EASILY become a GREAT standup if he put the work in.

[@luis-m8b]

He does put the work in he just doesn’t want to do stand up he makes good jokes based on those he’s close with not really those that he just met

[@human_cube]

@@luis-m8b yeah.. think you missed it ..I ment put in the work/time to become a STAND-UP COMEDIAN. Also wait he's told YOU he doesn't wanna be a stand up?

[@Hietsi]

video just kept getting better and better, alltime top10. glad to see nick more PogO than ever, keep it up brother

[@turtlebeach93]

BONESAW IS REAADYY

[@renkanestark6945]

0>43 trhe way she just asks it effortlessly, she-s so used to nicks shenenigans already 😭

[@purplelightningturtle]

i love that arthur sings the whole song normally but occasionally says 'und' instead of 'and' 2:47

[@ProxCQ]

In her mind, Emily thinks Nick's name is "Simplol."

[@GiodyneSTG]

Arturo for Arthur lmaoo

[@sfwn206]

1:35 the judgmental Asian aunty side eye stair 😭

[@punkiin]

W trip, W editor

[@Maydupnem777]

started this video to watch while i eat. great start. ffs what was i thinking putting on an nmp video.

[@Skepticalraven]

I love how Emily goes "hello madam" nvm that greetings sires was insane

[@No_you_dont_grandma]

"SIMP!!!!"😭

[@luisaleman3732]

Sad clown and happy unicorn are so entertaining

[@talmboutcris]

How cool to see El Paso on here lol wasn't expecting that 😂 I live there

[@EgaTehPro]

I was crying laughing at the second half of this vid

[@kingzagan6752]

This was wholesome

[@oldylad]

Wholesome chungus I grant thee Reddit gold stranger

[@sg_kerb]

one of my favorite nmp & co streams of all time

[@HugeConverse]

I commented on the breakfast video about “Diddy party antics” I stand by my statement until I’m invited. 1:40

[@deniedrussian8506]

this was such a great stream to watch!!

[@eduardofernandez9173]

Damn Emily got real quite on the spicy questions 😭😭😭

[@Craticall1]

fionas laugh is great, contagious

[@budsintoronto]

LOL the Emily back peddling is crazy work 😅😅😅

[@stranger1446]

somebody in chat : W harizzment

[@RathOX]

We love fanfan

[@equinoxuk41]

20:35 the cut back to fanfan absolutely losing it is so funny

[@rickyliteRANDOM]

hilarous!!

[@kayazoiscool]

14:48 that was one of the funniest things I’ve ever watched

[@notchjohnson2540]

We need monthly roadtrips on this channel I think 🤣🤣

[@Azureneedle]

fanfan's got great energy.

[@Rah215]

Every one of these driving vids yall keep talking abt shitting and I’m gagging while eating 😂

[@burningpapersun1]

Rip arther getting deported with fanfan.

[@TECHstationFORyou]

Can I say I only like to watch your shorts and these road trip vids

[@videoman250]

“I feel like Arthur would like a flute! 🪈 Oh its 70 dollars. Never mind” Arthur watching this: 🥺

[@dainslatton9877]

Thats called a dust devil. It's a little whirlwind. Not a tornado. Tornandos are much larger and so scary they change the color of the sky...

[@triberium_]

Emily has some crazy habits while driving, crazy person

[@Poypoy069]

she takes her eyes off the road for too long imo

[@CadPlaysMC]

@@Poypoy069 i am hoping nicks car has auto steering to because she be stressing me out with those hand motions next to a semi

[@__Ben]

@@CadPlaysMC It does; when nick was driving he said at one point he'd been hands off for almost half an hour

[@juupajuu60]

@@CadPlaysMC it does, but she still does still have awful habits

[@guitarsolos89]

Doesnt matter if the car autodrives or not, there can still pop out a big ass animal or car the in front does a heavy brake.. U need to have 100% focus on the road.

[@twixsupr3me629]

@ 2:57 W song bro nujubes my favorite to game to

[@simaspciolinas4927]

14:51 I feel like everyone has that friend that makes you feel embarrassed in public situations 😂😂

[@corey8524]

Imagine a context where you could automatically hear the thoughts of those around you, akin to how you hear sounds with your ears. In such a scenario, you might be incessantly flooded with the thoughts of everyone nearby, which could be quite overwhelming. Consider the daily thoughts that run through your own mind; there would be many you wouldn't want others to hear, and similarly, there would be many you wouldn't want to know about either.

[@BrezyMight]

I'd love having a friend like Emily around cause I think I'm the weird one in my group 😂

[@brokencardealer1]

Holy shit, you better got a huge stock of Ketchup in your house, in case FanFan shows up.

[@thathomiefox]

Dude them listening to Mr.Brightside killed 😂

[@swasho2939]

I never seen Fiona laugh so much

[@zymap]

Had so much fun watching the road trip streams

[@needleonthevinyl]

1:45 The change of expression is crazy

[@awesomenate5154]

19:20 spider-man reference

[@Dabwilldoya]

Nmp the goat

[@SICRoosterKido]

Emily driving and not looking on the road for a long while is crazy

[@ANGELxIntity]

20:21 idk why but emily sounded so cute here 😂😂

[@Hairless-Bear]

Nick's vibes have been immaculate since he's been single

[@Obito-Uchiha492]

Emily eating 🤣

[@XxXRoninXxX]

Love ur work, thank you

[@otoshithekid2957]

Amazing content guys

[@crayzsmoke]

9:16 a bit suspicious that Emily never denied it .. 😮

[@Ostrid1]

If u watch the rice purity video you realize Emily went crazy in college 😅

[@burningpapersun1]

Emily has a list lol

[@tedious_toad]

@@burningpapersun1 STI*

[@gargolart]

As an immigrant I know that “Whoever falsely and willfully represents himself to be a citizen of the United States" can be fined or imprisoned for up to three years. But since it was Nick who said it I think they’re fine.

[@rodrigogarcia3415]

its so weird seeing my home town through nick

[@MrHolzbein42]

First minute is already peak content

[@PaballoKobe-xh9ve]

Nick is fkn hilarious bro.😂😂

[@nicaman86]

Brah, the amount of time Emily takes her hands of the wheel and talks with em is so fucking uncomfortable. The moment they pass the trucks and she starts flailing her hands around to explain something was absolutely life threatening

[@andyfibb]

LMAO HE JUST LIED TO THE BORDER PATROL ICANT... and he just let them go ROFL

[@tyranmc]

Need Starlink mobile for car trips to save data.

[@TheNumberF5ve]

they made more money on this drive than people have made in 1 fiscal year

[@joelnivar131]

YO NICK OUT HERE PLAYIN NUJABES LIKE DAAAAT!?!?! LUV SIC and EVERYTHING!? I'm subscribing... you win

[@bbcpfghs]

Incredible vibes

[@Roger_808]

10:54 emily's reaction right there reminds me so much of malena holy shit.