No Bark, No Bite

[@crunchysoupp]

The writer's strike really taking a toll on Drake's music

[@beigegecko]

yeah , it’s a 37 year old multi millionaire unironically talking about post nut clarity, namedropping his ex and doing a mexican accent 😭😭😭😭

[@scottghost6274]

😂😂😂

[@karu6111]

bruuuh

[@benjtg]

Lmao 😂

[@soulknight5330]

Oh snap

[@littled5986]

This album is the musical equivalent to getting a colonoscopy, there’s a couple enjoyable moments but overall it’s very painful

[@manboy4720]

enjoyable moments? what do you mean by that?

[@lucasc_]

I‘m getting abdominal surgery just for this now

[@Derangedlefty]

Bottoms:

[@WiloPolis03]

Can't tell if this is the worst or best comment on youtube

[@beanman9936]

@@Derangedlefty the movie was aight ig

[@McTennisCourt]

The funniest part about this video is when Sexxy Redd said “thirty inches to my butt” and nobody in chat knew that she meant her weave and not something else

[@Bala_Niranna]

lmao right??? we need more black girls in this chat, if only for accuracy

[@loverboyclement6767]

it’s crazy that people will hate on sexyy red & call her dumb, then not even understand a lyric as basic & obvious as this 😭

[@waaawaaa5874]

You would think people who listen and critique rap music would understand that she was talking about her weave but lmfao

[@loverboyclement6767]

@@waaawaaa5874 a lot of rap fans listen to exclusively male artists so that might have something to do with it

[@jusla90]

​@@waaawaaa5874let's be honest most of brads viewers are white teens there gonna miss alot of things

[@NChapaWI9436]

We had no idea the impact First Person Shooter would have

[@Spectre0799]

This is probably my favourite video about this album and half of it is because you knew to stand up. I made the mistake of lying down and I fell asleep 1st listen while drake was saying "i just wanna get you off of my mind"

[@BradTasteInMusicOfficial]

This is sweet and based

[@ManerConyemas]

Based

[@Sheparddd15]

w spectre

[@YouTubeHandlesSuck420]

Drake is the most artist ever, has the most songs ever, and is generally really

[@manboy4720]

really what?

[@aweking4056]

@@manboy4720 the

[@moustachio05]

​@@manboy4720 really just the most ever

[@daniellavaladez7820]

Truly one of the artists of all time

[@TreyDZd]

Dead joke😅

[@WiloPolis03]

This is a bit unrelated, but it's honestly kind of baffling how much stuff Drake gets away with. The dude gets a new scandal or allegation about twice a year, and the public consciousness just forgets it ever happened within a few weeks. I feel like I'm being gaslit here

[@loverboyclement6767]

he never really gets allegations more so just drama

[@yamii3281]

@@loverboyclement6767 i wouldnt call grooming kids drama. thats definitely an allegation

[@WiloPolis03]

@@loverboyclement6767 He gets both lol

[@CaptainFracture]

You care way too much about things that literally don’t even remotely impact your life. Even if society did care the world would keep spinning like just get a hobby man

[@WiloPolis03]

@@CaptainFracture I never said that this had any major impact on my life lol, getting this defensive says more about you than it does me

[@leftpinkytoenail3222]

brad give him a chance, the first 30 songs on a drake album are always the worst

[@someonetooksorrow]

Drake is like Kendrick Lamar… if he had none of the lyricism or pacing or any amount of skill.

[@cdfactory]

Drake is like Kendrick Lamar if he wasn’t Kendrick Lamar

[@strudelh]

WHAT TOP 5 YOU SMOKIN ON KENDRICK⁉️ CS MY TOP 5 IS DRAKE🧔🏻‍♂️DRAKE😡DRAKE🤣DRAKE😵DRA-🙏🏼 😴😴💤💤 🛌🏽 .....

[@Recycleman-ko2vx]

Brad not knowing a crop duster is a plane is sending me lol. Also Kendrick, Drake, and Cole have absolutely been referred to as "The big three" of their generation for years, I don't even like Drake but the entire chat acting like they've never heard that is crazy to me.

[@traplover6357]

Chat is so far gone from how mainstream fans of hip hop see the 2010s Mount Rushmore of rappers.

[@Coffee_lover08]

who tf is saying that

[@blaghgames5050]

everybody tf?@@Coffee_lover08

[@blaghgamesarchive]

@@traplover6357SO FAR GONE???

[@orlandowright2323]

Drake is the musical equivalent of McDonalds. You enjoyed it when you were younger cause it was initially different from other restaurants, as you aged you realized that the formula was basic and slightly borrowed from other restaurants but we still consumed it because it was everywhere and now its at the point where the meal is repurposed but will never deviate from its origins because it still sells and is easy to make.

[@Pokepoketpoke]

Except McDonald's slaps amd drake is boring and corny

[@evajaneryan3746]

As a McDonald's fan, I'm lovin your comment

[@ErikaFurudo1986]

It's better than Tom MacDonald, at least.

[@8eight104]

And just like how McDonald's actually makes their money with real estate, Drake makes his money off brand deals, not money.

[@comebacktour5449]

@@Pokepoketpoke no way we’re serious rn

[@Bala_Niranna]

lmaooo 30 inches to my butt was about hair, she meant 30 inches of hair.

[@iijh5049]

just to put it out there, the “30 inches to my butt” is about sexy redds weave. ive seen some people say that there was some word play action in that line, but i doubt it. mainly because sexy red doesnt really put that much effort or thought into her lyrics (she says whats on her mind and i like that about her, shes fun) she wasnt talking about having a 30 inch gigantic snake up her ass, she’s just talking about her very long red iconic weave 🤣 it gave me a good laugh seeing chat put 1s though

[@GeminiPlatypus]

Slime You Out: Women who have that no personality/submit to men at all costs/passive aggressive vibes just haven't grown up yet, that's the immature "little girl" stage of courting with a man. Thats how women act when they're naive, young and don't know the world or themselves well enough yet. Which is funny, seeming that Drake likes em young with the whole Milly Bobbi Brown incedent 🤔 Very, very SUS. Side note: Brad sighing at the "no in Monogamy" line made my whole day

[@Speedojesus]

If Drake was a food he'd be tofu. By itself, pretty much tasteless and to some palates probably offputting in regards to texture - he's entirely dependent on what others add, or do with what he brings to the table to make him into something that is worth listening to, or taking any interest in. But unlike tofu, he sucks at writing. And "I know you a cat, but can your pussy do the dog" is his artistic peak, he truly is a modern day Renaissance man.

[@cristobalcarrascovicente]

This is the biggest "imma pick some songs from this Drake album and go out" album but damn even if I don't like over 15 songs from it, I'm still happy that we got some genuinely great replayable highlights

[@nickm2046]

Same. Was a never a huge drake fan but damn Jimmy Cooks off the previous album goes hard af, and this one had some similar moments too

[@paulovcg10]

that’s the way drake works.

[@cristobalcarrascovicente]

@@paulovcg10 unless you are talking about take care or if you are reading this yeah, everything else is big playlist energy

[@TayTayMakesBeats]

I think we could fix a lot of this by forcing Drake into a contract that bans him from ever talking about women in his music again. At best it's awkward, at worst it's deeply unnerving.

[@yeeetjr8681]

Despite this being a very mid Drake album, u gotta admit he was cookin at 28:40

[@cld252]

This one for all them dawgs!!

[@Coffee_lover08]

I can't believe drake made his voice sound like a dog!

[@Ellie-vb9vm]

Bitch that was celine DION

[@brewforce3036]

Drake's just the annual COD release of music at this point.

[@zackmackin1131]

standing brad really changed up the game, this is incredible

[@someguy3752]

The only thing I know about this album is that he stole the chorus of a Pet Shop Boys song without credit, and the Pet Shop Boys called him out on it.

[@littled5986]

That’s a very drake thing to do

[@leathermask]

How will he ever recover

[@raphadmusic]

What song?

[@AndreTheTruth2]

@@raphadmusic All the parties

Man Drake really exists, doesn't he?

[@onlyneptuneintheworld]

really hope you finish inglourious basterds brad. also after three listens ive decided this album is a 4 even though i only remember like 3 songs 😭

[@gavinhayes12312]

“30 inches to my butt” is referring to her hair!

[@cooperlloyd2494]

That's crazy how Brad hates Drake even more than Fantano

[@TheEyesThrone]

How you gonna make a song called amen with the hook being ‘praying’ and the one thing you cant shut up about is having lavish things

[@abasement666]

Because he's acknowledging that it's a miracle his raps paid for all those lavish things

[@dwellerintheden7973]

Brad, 7 hours before mysteriously going missing during a “Drake and Drive”:

[@whereami2700]

This is one of my favorite Brad reviews of recent memory. Really good points, very entertaining and he articulated his views well while also bringing good energy

[@VagabondRetro]

For how out there the and depressing the album cover is, the actual material feels so phoned in and unserisous. It feels like Drake wanted to go in a darker direction but culled it to not risk isolating his target audience. Inauthentic through and through. 3/10.

[@metalcoremichael1024]

It’s almost as if he doesn’t even write his songs anymore

[@rainyglow]

drake has literally no interest in doing anything artistic ever, he's phoned it in from the beginning

[@guerrillaradio4943]

Yeat: *halfway dropping his verse* Drake: “Money for fun🥰❤️✌️😸💸!!!!!”

[@AustinEEEE]

The only thing better than the new drake is the new Pitt bull. He expresses the woes of living with ADD.

[@OperatorMax1993]

And even then, he's Mr Worldwide compared to Drake And atleast he actually has some enjoyable songs long after the prime (like Hotel Room Service)

[@46.56.A.]

Drake is just terrible now. 3 terrible albums in a row.

[@Bruno-rm4zq]

it's like a male doja cat

[@piclebob]

Brad makes any Drake hater seem like a fan

[@ah-th6gd]

Brad thinking red was talking about 30 inch meat instead of hair is a personal highlight

[@lonersdreamworld]

39:59 lmao even brad loves SZA’s verse 😭😭

[@CaitCher]

Your wife is also 4'11? Short queens up in here! Respect!

[@Metalc]

Having to pause inglorious bastards for this album seems like the worst way to listen to this album Ngl I’m so sorry Bradley taste in music :(

[@illcuin40]

for all the brads

[@maxsmart9116]

It was fun suffering through this slog while you were streaming. All of us were collectively suffering together in solidarity.

[@mrcydesign]

It's great how the only thing that is "good" about drake albums is other people showing up so you don't have to listen to drake.

[@burlingtonthroatfactory1738]

not that i’m defending drake or anything, but when he said ‘terrible like a two year old’ after his son’s song, he wasn’t inferring that children are terrible. he was trying (and dialing) to create a bar about the terrible twos

[@urm9.m]

i love standing brad idk who this drake guy is though great video 👍👍

[@BrizBrat]

I can’t believe he sampled Frank ocean 😩

[@BrizBrat]

As a Frank fan how could you touch such a work of art 💔

[@EntrEsprit]

I'm glad the "money for fun" bit became a meme in IDGAF, i was listening like why tf would you do that

[@TheeIntrepidTaurayon]

"You my baby, so I had to put you in a crib!"

[@smoov22_sonic]

he don’t got that dog in him 😢

[@ceruvelt8073]

But can Drake’s cat do the dog?

[@RadishShifu]

Oh man, you won't believe it! "For All the Dogs" by the one and only Drake is like, totally the greatest piece of music in the history of music, dude! It's so wacky and amazing, here's why: 1. Lyricism: Drake's words on this album are like poetry on steroids. He's like a rap wizard, casting lyrical spells that make your heart dance, and your brain explode. It's like Shakespeare, but for the modern, hip crowd, you know? 2. Musical Versatility: This album, bro, it's like a musical smoothie. Drake mixes everything from hip-hop to jazz to classical music, and it's like a flavor explosion for your ears. It's like a musical buffet where you can't get enough of all the different flavors. 3. Collaborations: Drake didn't just invite his buddies over; he called up the entire music universe! There are so many awesome guest stars on this album, you'd think it's a cosmic party in your headphones! They add so much spice to the mix; it's like the Avengers of music! 4. Emotional Depth: Drake gets all emotional on this album, man. It's like he's baring his soul and inviting you into his feels party. You'll laugh, cry, and dance all in one listening session. It's like an emotional rollercoaster, but you won't puke! 5. Production Quality: The beats, the mixing, the sound quality - it's like an audio feast for your brain. Every sound is crisp and delicious, like a gourmet meal for your ears. It's like musical Michelin stars! 6. Cultural Impact: "For All the Dogs" is like a worldwide love story. It doesn't matter where you're from, this album unites people, like a global hugfest. It's like a big, musical group hug! 7. Innovation: Drake is the mad scientist of music. He's got all these wild ideas, and he throws them all into this album. It's like musical fireworks going off in your brain - boom, bang, pow! Okay, I might be exaggerating a bit, but you get the point, right? "For All the Dogs" is like the coolest, craziest, and most fun musical ride you'll ever take, dude. It's the soundtrack to life's party, and you don't wanna miss it!

[@ghijbvhiigvh3940]

this is satire right? you HAVE to be joking

[@ghijbvhiigvh3940]

you shouldn’t ever voice your opinion on music again

[@RadishShifu]

@@ghijbvhiigvh3940 its chagpt ratard

[@pan6529]

@@ghijbvhiigvh3940 omg someone has a different opinion 😱😱😱😨🫣

[@portagenial]

90% sure chat gpt wrote this

[@anotherxd5384]

Drake's FATD was unfortunately so fat i couldn't fit it in my ears

[@MarillSweatshirt]

8am in Charlotte goes way too hard..... had to be ghostwritten.

[@youngwolf024]

My main issue with this album is that theres like, NO theme consistency. It also has some of his most boring music hes recorded. And the lyrics are just......yeah.

[@matthewpulama106]

Brad's title for this vid was just straight up blunt as hell. This album did have a few good bangers, but for the most part felt like a complete bore.

[@itadoriyuji7354]

Very underwhelming album, not even bad just sounded like a bunch of throwaway material

[@Spydyr-dead]

Half the the lines on this album are bars danny brown would laugh after wards

[@shiverism]

The album isn't terrible, there are decent highlights, and terrible lows. But hopefully he takes the direction he did with the first 9 songs

[@pankace3296]

"incredible" might be a stretch. Decent seems more fitting

[@LuminityVEVO]

and 8AM In Charlotte, we need lyrical Drake

[@ulink265]

​@@pankace3296nah, FPS and 8am are incredible songs, best we have gotten from drake in quite a few years

[@scapermid282]

@@pankace3296nah they were really good

[@shiverism]

@@pankace3296 i can go pretty far to say that 8am in charlotte, first person shooter, and bahama promises are top tier drake

[@Remedy462]

Drake's musical integrity went to the dogs many years before he wrote this album.

[@b.e.e.l.i]

dare i say there is some island boys level lyricism going on here

[@jaymakesbadchoices]

always loving the videos 💛

[@ganjaXC]

Brad looking like viper on this one lmao 💀

[@blaghgames5050]

this did not age well

[@harrisoncraven]

Drake is one of the artists of all time

[@threeholepunchjim721]

Drake really loves doing these beat switchups doesn’t he? At this point, they’re just expected to be in his songs.

[@jeremyusreevu237]

Honestly, For All The Dogs isn't that bad. I mean, it's going to get clowned on for being a Drake album, and it's FAR from an album of the year contender, but given Drake's recent mid streak, this is probably the best outcome for a Drake album. Tracks like Virginia Beach, Another Last Night, Amen, and First Person Shooter are actually pretty solid, and even the less amazing tracks are still far better than the misses on CLB and Honestly, Nevermind. Plus, Search and Rescue isn't on the album, which makes it even better. Overall, strong 6 to a light 7. I wanted an ok album, and that's what I got.

[@jacobissleepy]

If you give this album a 7 you’re a glazer he said “in July I found out that you lie” instantly makes it 5 or under.

[@realestsienna]

@@jacobissleepy?? he’s not even a drake fan so how is he “glazing”, pls develop your own personality outside of tiktok. you’re taking one lyric from the song and defining the whole album off that but a certain someone can rap about being off the “grid grid grid for my kids kids to have kids” and that’s lyrically genius.

[@FirmlyGrasp_IT]

nah bruh CLB def better and more consistent. FATD probably has higher highs, but the lows on FATD are so abysmal. Gently and Rich Baby Daddy are both in Drakes's top 3 worst songs ever. CLB flows better as well. The slow and moody tracks on FATD are some of the most boring songs I've heard all year. With that said, I'm not saying CLB is good because it most definitely was not. I can also see the argument for HNVM being better than FATD, tho I still need time to think about that.

[@ConnorManley]

@@jacobissleepythats such a bar wym

[@charliebrackenbury6115]

@@jacobissleepyif a stupid bar is enough to ruin an album then Utopia should also be bottom of the list. It’s a drake album you expect it to be kinda corny and mid, at least it has a few highs in addition to the lows

[@CC1.]

“I like it when you like it”

[@aristotlesimone4773]

Im so excited for the sexxy red feature. Yeat carried idgaf so hard

[@rusticlocust8255]

does anyone know where the soundbite at 0:30 originates from ive been dying to know this for months

[@owkrikki]

Brads reaction to 8ams terrible, genuinely one of Drakes verses recently

[@nouhhhhhhh]

all poop, no wipe

[@piclebob]

Absolutely nobody is arguing for Drake in top 3 hardest MC's in a billion years brother

[@binmanbinman]

do people actually watch these goofy nerds review music

[@abasement666]

Goofy nerds have been around forever, nothing wrong with them having public opinions. Even if you disagree with them.

[@squidsgross]

yeat carried like always 😒😑

[@vexedpixels]

I hate Drake in general, but one of the biggest reasons is because he holds such amazing beats hostage. Multiple songs on here that would be a 10 without Drake, but because he’s on it it’s unlistenable. I’d rather listen to instrumental versions of his albums

[@blaghgames5050]

Drake holds so many memories for me it damn near impossible for me to hate him. You may not have that connection with some of his albums the way people who hype him up do, but even then I feel that you should have more of an open mind. Perhaps you simply find his voice annoying, which, there's not a lot to do about that. However, I think you should let go of perhaps any biases going into his music to appreciate it more.

[@alexandregaudreau1061]

Im no Drake hater, but I think this is a fair rating. Was kinda surprised with the Fantano rating ngl.

[@kikimee-o2s]

A 10/10!??? AWOOOOOOO!!!

[@chimorin6665]

the dancing and the music i cant 7:46 FAH FAH FAH FAH FAH FAH FAH FAH FAH FAH FAH FAH FAH FAH FAH 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣💯🔥🔥🔥‼

[@markofcomms]

The "I treat the rap game like a toilet" bar made me laugh so hard I couldn't sleep because my throat hurt

[@pinkguerillas3145]

we need an agc review now

[@EoinEoin45]

Brad looks good in this one

[@ButchBaphomet]

Excellent review as always, lots of fun, shame the 7969 Santa "falling asleep then getting up at hearing Chief Keef" bit didn't make it but still enjoyable to rewatch

[@jame968]

Type 1 in chat if you have a 30 inch snake 😂

[@nanathegoat5106]

The album is too long for being so mid.

[@oscarhokom8394]

This album isn’t that bad to be honest.

[@joaoferreira6626]

Yeah its horrible

[@beigegecko]

it’a mediocre that’s all

[@sdf1000]

i liked the album

[@denishenrique4145]

12:41 I'm excited to see if he keeps this opinion when the new Ye album drops, the snippets Ty$ showed are amazing!

[@whiteace_t.k.o8060]

ThTs the thumbnail I love to see.

[@ball8182]

Has Drake ever been good? His music has always seemed kind of, corny. Maybe I just have an unpopular opinion. But I just cannot see what he has ever had. Anyone feel the same?

[@moriontax]

I add a question, no, a proposal Can we get much higher?

[@Chuydoesartfr]

this is boring PLAY SOME GLORB SPONGEBOB MUSIC 🗣‼‼

[@jerodwolf5582]

9:13 funny you mention a lack of ghost riders when each song has an average of eight ghost writers, like the song playing

[@evajaneryan3746]

I hate this album, why? Because as a huge Pet shop Boys fan, I feel so bad that Drake had to steal a Pet shop boys song

[@andresacosta977]

That's a cold ass title Brad. I'd give this album a 4. I only enjoy 3 songs.

[@acynthus3587]

4 for only three songs? if 5 is average then that's only one step below. easily a 2 or 3

[@andresacosta977]

@@acynthus3587 I find some songs bangers but very average bangers but there's 3 that I could actively listen to.

[@LILGHETTI]

Drake's take care, NWTS & IYRTITL are the best projects, after those there ain't anything good tbh

[@MrSamthefan]

36:33 rewatching this now is insane 😭

[@xGRF1]

Drakes “FATD” is so hard 😩

[@d.1.dx3thapain47]

Like my cock ❤

[@meadowsin]

Inglorious Basterds is so good

[@beastghostt]

37:47 my face scrunched up so hard that it hurts now

[@rileyp1506]

idgaf was originally a yeat song that drake threw a verse on like 3 weeks before the original album release

[@sohham6787]

Fart

[@MBSTANDSFORMYBAD.]

Never thought id see the day where drake gets carried by teezo touchdown and yeat

[@jaywallah5917]

FATD is like Macs dance from IASIP but in music form 💀

[@Axoltolion]

I thought this album was pretty good