No Context Britain 34

[@camhusmj38]

I’m pretty sure the guy who says painkillers made him gay was on This Morning or Good Morning Britain with it too. I know because I take the same ones. Fortunately I was already gay.

[@AlsoFin]

will it turn you straight then?

[@camhusmj38]

@ Hasn’t yet. I’m beginning to think that guy was waffling.

[@AlsoFin]

@@camhusmj38 haha yeah maybe lol

[@hoi6441]

​@@camhusmj38 Time to get stronger ones then! Gotta test it somehow

[@WWNbroadcasts]

I don’t take painkillers and like men…but I also like women so maybe that’s just what happens, if I take them I’ll be fully gay

[@San-nj8fj]

0:07 no one gonna mention how that’s Peru in the background?

[@Oi....]

I was, but saw your post

[@jmi5969]

Perhaps, AI was hallucinating again...

[@San-nj8fj]

@ That’s Machu Picchu, the world renowned archeological site in Peru

[@Birs_84]

I guess that's what happens when you book your trip to Brazil while being drunk

[@YorkieKDS]

Machu Picchu non 4 U

[@nottivaggo8372]

Please don’t use hello fresh George! They fired their employees here in the UK for wanting to drink water and go to the toilet…. Basic working rights.

[@aeartwork_]

do you have a source for that? i was interested in getting it but maybe not if thats true

[@emmawilliams9763]

Came here to say the same thing!

[@kayleighos]

@@aeartwork_search up ‘hello fresh fire staff’ , they fired 79 people who spoke up about bad working conditions. don’t have all the details but it should be pretty simple to find x

[@garrettnile6742]

Simple google check will give you the answers mate

[@romeunleashed2]

I checked google and there is abit strange about the story from the one i read. It wasn't only people protesting who got fired. The company says they fired people who breached employment stuff by not doing work. Then the head of the union is trying to get there jobs back? If a place is so awful and toxic why would anyone want there jobs back there? I think there is way more going on then what the workers say.

[@SmashedCr4bs]

I'm Australian and I'd like to say that kangaroos are infact dangerous. If you see 1 in water DO NOT APPROACH IT. It's trying to lure you in so it can see how long you can hold your breath for

[@plumdutchess]

Have you seen that video with the kangaroo holding a dog down? And the guy who fights off the kangaroo to save his dog. Terrifying!

[@SmashedCr4bs]

I have. The dog was the star of that video because it stayed calm. Would've gone differently if otherwise

[@Vbuck_samuel]

@@SmashedCr4bs a small grey kangaroo that has spent most its life around people won’t be too dangerous. Red kangaroos, especially the males, are the dangerous ones.

[@WWNbroadcasts]

Lucky it was a wallaby instead then I guess

[@snakesnail6664]

Theyre dangerous all the time. I've lived in australia all my life and still cannot figure out how something that eats plants and grass manages to get so buff. They're scary.

[@Milly_Ha11]

0:34 as someone currently living in Cornwall for Uni, moved from a city. The seagulls aggressiveness was terrifying 😂

[@wallythewondercorncake8657]

Just making shit up, no way you never encountered seagulls before, they're everywhere, loads of them in the cities. They aren't even seabirds, the name's a misnomer

[@GwynnDdu]

ooo I agree they can be so bold (from someone also going to uni in Cornwall, though have lived here my whole life)

[@evelynwilson1566]

I haven't forgiven the one that stole my panini from the garden of a local cafe, while I was in the toilet. Then the wee b###££ dropped it.

[@god1971b]

Hitchin They mug you for your lunch, they are big sods

[@paulriggall8370]

Keep your pasties close x

[@Ar_sole_hair_fiddler]

I always thought of Guy Fawkes Night as celebrating the intent behind the gunpowder plot

[@treepotato9273]

why would anyone except Catholics celebrate the attempt to make England a Catholic country?

[@jrhfin1296]

Me too it should be

[@DavidCurtis-wk1nw]

Guy Fawkes the only man to enter the houses of parliament with honest intentions. Governments should be afraid of their people.

[@ClaytonGriffiths-m1t]

@Ar_sole_hair_fiddler I'm 50 years old & I always thought that as well, maybe because I'm Scottish 😆

[@noka79]

Being Irish, we knew this 😂

[@grahvis]

Apparently the woman who embarrassed herself thinking the lights from the tomato farm were the Northern Lights, was given an all expenses paid trip to Iceland by Specsavers to see the real thing.

[@glebglub]

I want an all expenses paid trip to iceland, my freezer's lookin pretty bare right about now!

[@rosiefay7283]

8:36 But you've got to admit, that looks like much more than the lights from one factory.

[@daanyalsheikh]

8:08 saw this on another video, this actually happened. Apparently, the customer purchased it and was initially confused as to why there was an ant infestation in her home. Then, after 3 days, she checked the lamp and found it was an actual varnished hollowed out croissant with a lamp stuck in it and a nest of ants. Didn’t stop her eating it though 🤢

[@cazmunro384]

yummy

[@plumdutchess]

Yeah, I saw her video.

[@tzarg]

lmao

[@Vbuck_samuel]

George lives the no context Britain lifestyle. Right on the edge. None of you “normies” could handle it.

[@emilgtwosky1]

What a cold name and pfp

[@RamonaRamona1308]

Yeah i edged him

[@mrdooble123]

Chatgpt ahh

[@HotWheelsFan06]

It’s true you are colder than a block of ice 🧊

[@RaptorFH]

What about the videos ​@@emilgtwosky1 🥶🥶🥶

[@bluewolffpsfn8424]

Please never stop making these videos, it's pretty much better than the new

[@theweirdhat]

You know it’s a good day when a No Context Brits drops

[@xenasyevans1576]

George, really Hello Fresh? They treat their workers like crap and have sacked over 70 workers unfairly. Disappointed, bro. P.S their hidden fees when you try cancel are evil

[@Bird_Dog00]

Is there any YT sponsor that doesn't eventually turn out to be a scam or otherwise shady?

[@randommusic4567]

How else can a company keep their prices down if they dont sack some of their employees every so often

[@mentarium9741]

@@Bird_Dog00 raid shadow legends isn't really a scam. you know what you're paying for. it might be a bit pay to win, but the pvp isn't everything

[@e1c129]

I love how in a video laughing about the pronunciation of mangetout George mispronounces mangetout 😂 peak Britain

[@o_s-24]

0:12 this is a photo of PERU not Brazil

[@gyorkshire257]

That's why he had a great time. It's a powderfully nice place to visit.

[@Birs_84]

Saw that Loch Ness guy in a "documentary" a while ago. He kows that he wasted his whole life. At the end he said "If you want to see Nessie, make sure to be nowhere near me!" 😂

[@OneTrueScotsman]

I lived, quite literally, at the side of the Loch, for many years. Never saw anything except for lots of tourists, mostly from Japan and the USA. And they were the reason I moved. I was sick of loud, rude tourists walking through my garden as though it was some model in a museum.

[@milkak6823]

There was a seagull nest on a building where my dad was working. Everyone who just passed the building got warned to not come too close because the seagulls would attack anyone and scratch them bloody. One guy didn't take it seriously and paid for it. It was an actual health hazard for them.

[@saydvoncripps]

Can't digest kebab meat? My cat says, stand back, pal.

[@thomaswilliams5503]

A cat that comes in my garden licks the sawdust off the ground sometimes

[@mema0005]

Cats are carnivores and can probably handle kebab meat much better than we can

[@ReijiSakamaki]

9:49 That's actually a wallaby, and you can keep them legally in the UK. I know someone who has two albino ones.

[@onyxstewart9587]

There's also a lot of wild ones roaming around parts of the UK! Think they originated from pet ones that escaped and have started to become established in the wild.

[@BlinkedAgain]

@@onyxstewart9587 We have some in Ireland too on an island off the coast

[@benjaminbarratt-peacock2633]

Yeah lol that's Leicester. Never knew someone had a wallaby near my work!

[@Blackmoth-33]

Also we have wild ones

[@ringod123]

Laughing at "man get out" and then saying its pronounced "manj towt" is hilarious.

[@ClaytonGriffiths-m1t]

Even in summer sitting next to Loch Ness daily isn't warm, it's beautiful but anywhere gets boring if nothing happens every single day

[@SandraGreen-sq6qq]

You never fail to keep it interesting!

[@horrovac]

About those red lights from Tomato "factory" (probably rather: growhouses) at 8:36: they are probably using some variant of grow lights, which are red and blue because apparently plants can use those most efficiently. And since the blue light gets scattered more easily (which is why the sky is blue and sunset / rise is red btw.) it doesn't get as far as the red light, so you get red lights. That they use red (and probably blue) lights instead of white or yellow is thus not "on brand" because tomatoes are red, they're doing it to save energy. If you produce only the wavelengths you need to help your plants grow, you're not wasting energy producing those they don't care for. And that's not a small amount of energy for lights that you need, ask any illegal weed grower who got caught because their facilities drew WAAAY too much power for what they wanted to appear as, even despite the use of grow lamps.

[@randommusic4567]

This is a very sensible post, but i prefer to think that it is because they have a massive glowing tomato on the front of their building as their logo

[@BandoriCapple]

please never say mangetout like that again

[@faithpearlgenied-a5517]

😂

[@hexacomb4946]

man get out

[@randommusic4567]

I thought it was pronounced like you were describing a drug addict on the corner trying to sell you taylor swift tickets Mangy tout

[@brucemanly]

Crah-sont 😂

[@herrforehead]

2:43 I looked it up and found another article that said his estranged father said his son had always been gay 💀💀

[@4LVN.]

Ahh ok, so being gay IS in the genetics I see.

[@herrforehead]

@4LVN. no I meant his son - I will edit

[@reece3163]

The irony in purchasing something that says "collect memories, not things"

[@emaych6348]

4:50 If I had a nickel for every time Paignton was shown in a GeorgeM video this month, I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@NightRaiderTea]

"£7 meal deal" at that point just get a mccies or kfc lmao

[@onetruecragenag1547]

Sainsbury's £7 meal deal is for Kitchen Deli stuff, the butties in the picture are in the £3.75 one

[@jmi5969]

0:28 "what did they do to the seagulls..." perhaps it's a particular hairstyle or the colour of their dress. I once worked near a city pond, and there was a couple of arctic terns nesting... they had a special affection to Big Bald Men. Each unfortunate fellow of that kind would be brutally attacked from the air - and I'm not joking, many suffered deep bleeding cuts. They would dive like stukas and stab like ninjas, again and again... and these birds are much smaller than a seagull, about the size of a swift.

[@vladtheinhaler6647]

What were the painkillers called? Coxagoblin?

[@Boxmodzhq]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Boxmodzhq]

Yh there closely related to trycoxagen what they give to depressed lesbos

[@jimmyrustler8983]

They were suppositories too.

[@boah1899]

0:15 that’s literally machu picchu. It’s in Peru

[@paulannable3734]

Redundant ‘literally’ alert

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

Pic looks photoshopped af anyway, they probably cobbled together some random pic of the guy with the first "South America background" they could find in their archives...

[@Fredric_Cedrich]

6:15 Super Hands finally opened his own pub!

[@benchoflumethiazide]

Hands

[@gyorkshire257]

It is indeed forty-summink p per mini roll. As a maths teacher, I just died a little inside.

[@glebglub]

don't worry, george is just a robot and had a floating point error while trying to divide by 10, which computers can't handle very well as it's a recurring decimal in binary. "SUM INC" is just his error code for "summation inconceivable"

[@mema0005]

I smirked at this maths too 😂

[@talhey2359]

Every new no context Britain video is a gift to humanity

[@Claire76genx]

My mom died today abd thus video has made me smile thank you i have subscribed

[@JustAllieThanks]

Not hello fresh with the lawsuit George :(

[@strawberryshorty7569]

i was going to comment the same thing 😔

[@jailoranges]

Fr wasn't expecting a hello fresh ad in 2024😭

[@holnrew]

I hope it was contracted before that news came out

[@adityabhangle7632]

Mate, hot samosas are class. 7:26

[@helighast]

was in the middle of another memeulous vid when i saw this notif 🗣🗣

[@brookiecookie472]

As was I

[@pennybigchad5670]

real

[@Verbot819]

Im seriously starting to think britain has never had context

[@LMay11037]

Georgr has the shiny white spot on his shirt for everyone else right?

[@jkasaunder228]

Mangetout Rodney! Mangetout!

[@maxp6221]

Came for that comment!

[@andrewbailey7999]

I believe the penny off alcohol is a penny in the pound for tax on draught drinks. We won't see it directly as consumers, but it may well go some way to helping pubs stay in business, which I'm all for

[@thomasbale8493]

Hearing how George eats his Weetabix has raised my blood pressure

[@mage1439]

Glasgow, huh? I'm kind of surprised neither of those mop handles ended up broken off somewhere very uncomfortable.

[@ConfidentialMeerkat]

I KNEW! by the accent that you were local. And have been positive on a few occasions that it was you who walked into where i work. The fact that you were familiar with one of the subjects in the video absolutely confirmed it. No, im not saying where dont bother asking.

[@evelynwilson1566]

Parts of Loch Ness are deeper than the North Sea. There could be cold water sharks like they have in the Fjords. That sort of thing could account for some sightings. LOL at him sitting there with binoculars 😅 My gran used to eat Weetabix with butter and jam😅

[@urbanshadow777]

1:17 oh god, that shop is literally next to where I live. Never heard that happened but now I know. What an embarrassment.

[@Tovi_Wilburs_version]

Same bro I live right by there

[@MilyaushaErmakov-f8x]

This video deserves an award!

[@may95son]

annoying 'p bot award 🏅

[@Kaylx3]

Near my parents village in Belgium was a guy that had like 8 kangoroo and some emu. But it was really well hidden from the road because of the trees you were only able to see them if you drove slowly. Few years ago we had a local news saying that "a kangaroo got struck by a train near this village" and while everyone were surprised by it I was just really sad

[@AStaff-gh4vo]

Finally, an accurate representation of Britsh culture

[@jmorris023]

George being eaten by the actual Loch Ness monster just seems a brilliant ending for him.

[@David-bw7is]

Dry Weetabix with a load of butter and jam smothered on one side is well nice. 🙂

[@Elriuhilu]

4:47 It's manzh-too. It's French for "eat everything" (mange tout) because you eat the pod along with the peas. In Australia we call them snow peas or sugar snap peas depending on variety. They're really good in stir fry.

[@Somerandomguy-t2m]

Monzh-too

[@JoMalby1]

Exactly, though it's "monge-tu", no z sound, more a soft g in French. Btw love Australia 🇦🇺 incredible place and people, miss it! ♥ from Europe.

[@Elriuhilu]

@JoMalby1 I wrote zh to represent a sound like sh but voiced. The letter g can be pronounced two ways and I was trying to avoid ambiguity, so that people don't say "mon-guh too" with a hard g.

[@moe3120]

Lovey day when big G gives us a no context brits

[@cathh4052]

The kangaroo photo was actually taken in Chopwell, near Newcastle Upon Tyne. I think it was actually a wallaby. It was rescued and went to live somewhere in Northumberland but died a short time later.

[@crochet_kat]

Was going to say the same thing. I live in Chopwell and it was big news! He was a wallaby and got named Choppy because of where he was found.

[@SatumangoTheGreat]

@crochet_kat But the question I have is: ​did he really fight a pitbull?

[@crochet_kat]

@@SatumangoTheGreat 😂 Anything is possible around here.

[@viljestaerk]

@@SatumangoTheGreat Kangaroos/wallabies are known for killing dogs (specifically by drowning them), so it's entirely possible.

[@randommusic4567]

Your post makes it sound like it died because it spent a small amount of time in Northumberland 😂

[@DWestheim]

I have searched all my life for a chocolate chip cookie with the perfect mix of cookie and chocolate chips. Will this torment never end?

[@wouldntyouliketoknow893]

I think you should try maryland biscuits my guy

[@Tubeite]

8:02 The fact George can't figure out 10% of £4.30 💀

[@StrykezMan09]

1:32 So you're telling me I'd make Barlow look like a Hobbit too? 😂

[@xleplex7070]

4:20 milk with Weetabix is necessary, and sugar on top is good as well although I prefer honey, but MASH IT UP AND PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE!! That's not on. At that point you may as well have porridge idk why you'd buy Weetabix instead.

[@coolcatcher126]

You have Weetabix to assert dominance against those who are gluten intolerant.

[@BennyMortmaigne-k1l]

There is a good reason the light at the tomato grower is red - it's a grow light and within a specific wave length. If they chose white light you wouldn't get any BLT sandwiches in the near future. 😉

[@Fredric_Cedrich]

5:54 it may sound very silly but once a pub has sold 100 pints that’s £1 and it may not seem like a lot in the long run but by the end of the year a pub may be saving £100s maybe even £1000s & the next budget if things go well Labour will be able to lower draught duty by a further 4p which again sounds like nothing but for the pubs it will make the difference & keep many locals alive.

[@owlymcowlface7893]

Yeah and if pubs apply their savings to the customer for every 450 pints I drink I get one free now..

[@alfect]

Can confirm, stole a couple of my mums Lyrica once & I now own a pup hood, harness & collar.

[@Boxmodzhq]

Them pregabs sent me to dark places too😂😂 hard to get off aswell.

[@NeelTheHuman]

1:36 WHAT? how small is the family? Im 6'5" and dont look like that next to my family😂

[@Cupofcheetos]

wheetabix dry with some butter on top is actually lovely george

[@johnlaurens5860]

Thank you George we all say together

[@siryylfordt9026]

That Kangaroo is swole AF. 😂😂😂 definitely ripping any dog a new one

[@windows7real779]

Thank you george for making my dinner

[@hyunjinies_dumpling]

YESS GEORGE no context brits makes my day

[@CelticComradeLad]

George you have the gall to bad mouth kebabs while admitting to eating soggy and warm Weetabix lol

[@Harrywilkinscornwall]

Weetabix dry spreaded with butter is amazing! 4:23

[@Nate-yn4sh]

If it’s a day that there is a new No Context Britain! It’s a good day

[@alxgu198]

George, the weetabix picture is just for illustrative purposes, they cover your kitchen in crumbs just getting them from their box to the bowl!

[@garethcarr4345]

Using red lights to help plants grow is not pointless. Normal light contains green wavelengths which are reflected by leaves rather than being absorbed for photosynthesis- so using a light colour which does not contain green wavelengths increases energy absorption rates and makes the process more efficient (more growth per pound spent on energy costs).

[@connorparker6461]

The tomato factory one gets even better, the woman who posted the pictures thinking it was the northern lights was contacted by Specsavers and given a free holiday to Iceland to see the northern lights.

[@luke.frog07]

cheers george perfect timing for dinner

[@alphaxsnowwolf9376]

Not when you know how hello fresh is packed

[@baggybinny]

That cheese and onion roll was common back in the day. Always on a white tray, wrapped in polythene on the pub bar.

[@boblionia]

5:43 more than 1.5billion pints are sold in the UK per year That equates to £15million saved for pubs It's to try and slow down the massive number of pubs going out of business It only end up at like £330 saved per pub per year though so I'm not convinced it will do the job

[@Jack-oz8dt]

Please don't use Hello Fresh. They have abhorrent working conditions and human rights violations.

[@choyyy.x]

Best day when no context Britain pops up

[@AidanTheSchoolsClass259]

Is It Me Or Is George's Voice In This A Bit Deeper Than It Usually Is?

[@baliyae]

Just subscribed to this channel.

[@CindersLilith_0723]

When I first saw Mangetout I thought it said Mingeout. In my defence I wasn't wearing my glasses 😂

[@Stainobaino]

You’re a freak for microwaving weetabix mate

[@viljestaerk]

At least somebody agrees with me

[@randommusic4567]

Absolutely otherwise i have wasted money on buying that tiny pan that you only use twice a year to heat up some milk Weetabix

[@rohanreed238]

I was looking for this comment

[@catladyfluff8423]

Surely thats a photo frame to capture moments in. It's not art for the wall George 😂

[@txrxw]

george, my favourite video of yours is the ocean is terrefyting one please make more im begging

[@000-v7j]

somewhere around 4:20, I just went to my local international store a week ago and picked up a flake candy, one of the best chocolates I've ever had and I'm mad they don't sell them in normal stores here

[@stanleyhipkiss4690]

Imagine having a wallaby in the UK and thinking it was a roo 😂 absoloute council house guranteed

[@Bambabababambam]

It actually is a real croissant!

[@careesimo]

Need a vid of just george watching gary barlows son memes

[@W4ter_Nymph]

Not the Eyres monsell cameo 💀

[@HendrikVolschenk]

"Hello Fresh caters to every dietary preference". *Selects "Family". Savage.

[@katyushasokol7435]

I love george

[@robertmatthews4285]

Loch Ness water is ~5°C (41°F) year round. The non-existent monster is the least of your worries in water at that temp.

[@sergeantsainsburys9181]

Free dessert for life is insane

[@Gabba_Gabbaa]

LEICESTERSHIRE MENTIONED 🔥🔥

[@dustedshelf]

FOR DINNER TIME HE HAS COME IN THE CLUTCH

[@johnyoung5413]

My prayers go out to Sainsbury’s after losing 4 customers. How will they ever financially recover from this 😂

[@LiaDe-y1o]

That cheese and onion i call that heartburn lol

[@JokojiRoblox]

4:20 what....

[@lukeshepherd7278]

Who microwaves wheatobix??? 😂😂😂

[@abbiexx1953]

I thought I was insane but that’s exactly how I eat my weetabix

[@georgexavier3636]

Love Weetabix can't stand them with milk all mushy like your mum's saggy old boobs. So I have them sans milk and with butter, real butter. I also put peanut butter on crumpets, and coco puffs with banana milkshake...viva la revolution 😂

[@Anrd0meda]

That's just how you make weetabix😭

[@MrNessy]

I know some people do microwave them, but 2 minutes? Thats seems a bit long.

[@pugsnotdrugs3183]

She pulled the lamp apart, where there were ants and in fact, was a croissant.