no context???

[@walterthewhite69]

First!! (big fan)

[@kkrimson5674]

mistuh white we need to kewk meth mistuh white

[@hidingjojo]

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange - uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" - on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

[@scaramouchestan]

@@hidingjojo I see...

[@Jesseiamtheonewhoknocks]

fake

[@ProbablyTakingANap.]

@@hidingjojo oh alright

[@EternaMidnight]

Scaramouche's fake happy "hi~" though 😂

[@abbaAbba.]

Makes me love him even more 🤩🤌✨️✨️

[@dusterfreak]

@@abbaAbba. sanest scara fan

[@scaramouchesnumber1fan]

​@@dusterfreakno I am

[@KuragariYamishiro]

@@dusterfreak no I am

[@whitewolffearly0013]

No I am

[@swoobatfan6606]

"Hey girlie, hold still" got me laughing lol

[@K4YV4N]

Venti's laggy clothes in the first scene- 💀

[@woelkchenmimi]

1:26 "Fly away my little akuma"

[@_aster_]

STOPPP YOU DIDNT LMAO

[@wonderhoy-y]

It‘s canon

[@strangertoyou9657]

AHAHA

[@sylvia786]

Lmao, love this comment

[@bvq330]

SHUT UP. PLEASE NO

[@Dmon374]

0:19 POV: your a Diluc main and you see Timmie’s pigeons

[@AnAveragePotatoGamer]

AHHAHAHAHA 😂

[@Kiwiis.io_aki]

It’s super satisfying

[@Ashera5469]

so lovely

[@peppermyntgenshin]

Fun fact, Fischl hates killing birds, its her least fav food voice line

[@Yozhio_Sunny]

Sweet madame, yeah

[@woundwortrx124tr6]

There's so much awkward breathing and grunting in this game

[@allusersaretakenm]

2:36

[@F0CAL0R5]

i sent the raiden vs signora battle. btw he doesn’t play genshin.’ he said, (no lie) “why is the blondie and the talking fariy going, aughhh uuhhhhggg” like WHAT

[@comebackz5279]

2:36 THE MOANS I CANNOT

[@arukimc]

NO STOP IT- I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT BEFORE I READ THIS COMMENT

[@tea_01]

It sounds like they’re hungry zombies

[@EpsilonMono]

STOP-

[@xdyt2007]

😂😂

[@DrawWithTJ]

1:12 NAHH SCARA SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT 💀

[@foodandworldwithasiabatool828]

Fr

[@PrototypesParentReal3]

bro had a growth spurt

[@dazaioioi]

"hi! :D"

[@MesocycloneSerpent]

What is it from?

[@winxbloom55]

​@@MesocycloneSerpentUnreconciled Stars, 1.1 event

[@dasytaylor]

Zhongli tossing random stuff into the ocean, Sucrose getting pushed for no reason, Ayaka just rushing into the water, Albedo stabbing himself are all peak comedy without context

[@leafloversspecialhater4988]

zhongli in 1:25 be like "yo shit is now mine! YEET"

[@apoi__7607]

And bro's littering too

[@thepinkelephant2520]

CYNO FALLING FROM THE SKY HAD ME ROLLING LMAOOO

[@Vennett143]

4:38 the way it turned to Hu Tao’s rap I find really funny

[@somerandomartisthere]

I feel like this would be Hu Tao in the situation

[@sabnguyen]

4:35 is this the reason Scara's having a breakdown?

[@hidingjojo]

probably

[@elpenguinoofmexico1388]

scara saw the future lantern rite concert. In eng dub. shocked him to the core

[@-lol.]

@@elpenguinoofmexico1388 HAHAH

[@my_artysytd9776]

He got that Hu Tao rap stuck in his mind, driving him to madness, yes

[@VenshinGI]

Thoma be like : Here's your new waifu traveler

[@hidingjojo]

new waifu unlocked

[@Ku2an4l1]

​@@hidingjojo wet socks-chan

[@Mc_Laylaa]

@@Ku2an4l1 *wet socks and sandals-chan

[@sandraz4243]

Omg just now I noticed how Thoma smiled when Ayaka showed up to Traveler XDD precious smile

[@tea_01]

Zhongli is throwing trash in the sea again..

[@lilii_8126]

3:23 one second was enough to make me cry

[@CrazyPotato_Eve]

0:57 Childe "Ive got you we besties" :) 0:59 Also Childe "We enemy and I try to kill you now" :D

[@Kou_Shoto]

That single "You coward" line always gets me 😭 4:13

[@botathehedgehog2248]

AZAR!!!!

[@sungflower]

0:19 why does it look like Diluc is calling out to his along awaited Hilichurl children 💀💀💀

[@archeeery]

4:37 THE TRANSITION FROM SCARA GETTING HIS VISION TO HU TAO THA TWAS A JUMPSCARE.

[@kirychan1226]

Tbh I dont think I needed context, this was my entire brain going through the game without a doubt

[@Xxx_Angelinexoxo]

Raiden:*pulls a sword out of her chest* Scara:DAMN BOIII

[@neeiarayfa]

i see wanderer, I CLICK.

[@sunnykira1533]

If we bring this and show to non Genshin players, the double Albedo would be the funniest shit sksskks

[@MayraXanthe]

1:36 Sucrose always being pushed aside

[@onecoloranimation254]

rip venti 💀💀💀

[@AVLENCXI]

idfk why but the transition from ayaka's soggy socks to booba sword (2:00) made me laugh so hard 💀💀 edit: NVM 4:35 THO-

[@evelynn5552]

Raiden really said 🗿💀 Local Inazuma edgelord dies, Funeral Director rejoices.

[@gapple7777]

​@@evelynn5552 hu tao: business is boomin 📈📈📈📈

[@bee.cat.]

Scara had a traumatic vision of Hu Taos rap 😭

[@-lol.]

@@bee.cat. HAHAH

[@theslexpymff]

@@bee.cat. THIS COMMENT MADE ME LAUGH 😂

[@Xen_does_genshin]

Okay but like are we not gonna talk about how they made us fight Signora then didn’t even give us a chance to change teams or heal them bc we went straight into raiden’s fight- (2:15)

[@cring4444]

bro zhongli just throwing the thing to the ocea while everybody watching dramatically is just too good

[@SHinierthennyourforehead]

4:40 this made me unmain hu tao

[@N95j]

💀💀

[@a.u.m.4489]

Why not switch to any other dub besides eng

[@gambling_821]

gotta love that 4k hd quality

[@chalk.eater0]

4:37 the transition got me rolling for some reason lmao

[@kyooosita]

mona didnt want scara join on her girls night :c

[@arahja_]

you couldve spared us from watching the hu tao rap again

[@rui.superfan]

2:04 THSNIS SO FUCKINJ FUNNY OUT OF CONTEXT HELP ME

[@lia0_scotch]

INSERTING DOMINANCE 🚺🚺🚺

[@MellowsMeadow]

my favorite ones were slapped venti, zhongli littering, double albedo, cyno jumpscare, and table slamming alhaitham,

[@antares_m20]

the last few seconds killed me lol

[@littlesunshine650]

I want to send this to someone who never played genshin so bad

[@mintyminty997]

4:38 literally made fun of scaramouch trauma 😂😂

[@Lotus_Petals22]

Apparently this must be his most traumatic memory out of all of them😭😭

[@gyusrealgf]

LMAO THE VENTI ONES ARE SO FUNNY ESPECIALLY VENTI JUMPING IM LITERALLY IN TEARS LAUGHING UNTIL I CAN'T BREATHE

[@icecreal]

2:05 im shitting

[@TatsumiTheEnstarsVideoReviewer]

3:13 HOW DARE YOU KILL ME LIKE THAT ALBEDO-

[@LittleShadow1]

2:06 ah yes.. the most normaliest way to pull out a sword-.. 4:38 this is probably Scara's nightmare-..

[@Nagitokinnie28]

"Hey girlie, hold still" **KACHINGGG** will get me everytime

[@dadaloveswickie]

AWW THE WAY SCARAMOUCHE SAID "Hii~!" i melted no joke......HES SO CUTE AND INNOCENT HE IS SO HAPPY AND KIND TOTALLY NOT MEAN SARCASTIC AND EVIL😍

[@tommynobaka]

little funny ass shit like this is why genshin is so good, you can rewatch scenes and find small pieces of info, foreshadow or reinforced ideas littered through the story

[@barbaradps828]

4:09 Why did I laugh so much lol

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

3:23 MADE ME LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD

[@soraopenheimer266]

No one Absolutely no one: Scara coming for a conversation Fischl talking tk him back Mona for some reason:

[@letsgo.g4mbling]

no but i actually read "virgin of inazuma"

[@ZilverEchos]

No context Genshin never fail to make me laughing 😂🤣, especially at 1:36

[@andromeda_va39]

Something about the Raiden Shogun's sword slowly emerging from her cleavage like that always felt a little goofy to me. Like, when she does it in her burst animation, it looks reasonably cool, but in that one scene it just feels off.

[@StarArceusKari666]

Bro Scara used to sound so happy, give that version of scara back

[@urlocal.laufeyfan]

2:04 I know what the purpose of that was

[@hwasoup]

idk why but out of all of these, Raiden pulling the sword from her chest is what made me cackle

[@PrevTsukasaRui]

THE CYNO CUT I CANNOT-

[@This.isfaeee]

2:18 THIS SCENE MADE ME CRY I THOUGHT MY BABY BOY BOYFRIEND HUSBAND BEST GIRL, KAZUHA, WAS GONNA DIE

[@aynonaystuay7767]

bro I wish I got the festering desire!!! it’s festering my desire….

[@licorish_]

HELP THE GRUNTING DURING THE SARA AND KOKOMI ONE IS TAKING ME OUT

[@n0th1n6ness]

Scaramoucha: * gets hit * All Fontaine: 4:39

[@Windchime88]

Why were the guards makin those noises 2:45 😭

[@pipo-s]

1:12 NAH WHY SCARA SOUND LIKE THAT

[@InactiveTwig]

Morax: I will take this big bowl from your hand. AND YEET IT

[@WildcardKiana]

"Hu Tao, I think you have a hidden talent. Please keep it hidden."

[@axelf9947]

My friend was trying to convince me to play the game and this is the first video she sent me 😭gotta say it worked, i was so confused i had to find out the context myself

[@archonic_]

i was WAITING for a good genshin out of context video youve done it bro

[@xiaogloves]

1:12 WHY DOES SCARA SOUND LIKE THAT

[@clipexotica]

well i think because he was acting nice and this was around 1.1 or something :)

[@-amel-9896]

He was pretending to be nice

[@CombiXD]

0:49 why anyone in talking about this slay movement of all time

[@Striker2ndChannel]

This guy are the next new howdybii in this 2023 year.

[@Otterguy_Neuvillette]

Hu Tao's rap got me dead-

[@scara_smooch]

18 seconds and im already wheezing

[@BudgetKlee]

Childe: ,,Well then, I'll be taking Morax's Noses now." HAHHAHAHHA I CANT UNHEAR IT-

[@shrek069]

half of these were actually funny with no context and then theres the other half being actually great moments in the game

[@No_on3here]

THAT TRANSITION LOL 4:39

[@glixchy]

thanks for the spoiler warning, just started sumeru :thumbs-up:

[@elizabeth-lmhxmx]

i never realized how unserious some scenes were

[@KaylaBrooke-d7p]

Signora said SMACK-

[@this_is_valeriee]

Me who actually doesn’t know the context :

[@lukasblondielocks]

Lol

[@allusersaretakenm]

You're watching at full experience

[@checkmate6439]

what do you use for editting? abouselty love this

[@duststorm098]

I hit the end of the video and got an ad for Genshin...

[@archandset]

Hu tao jumpscare

[@ivyyesmin]

1:11 😂pookie

[@piggsie]

0:06 I LAUGHED WAY MORE THAN I SHOULDVE AND 4:16

[@genthechisz]

I saw Zhong li at the same spot when he throw something in the lake spot

[@ARandomPersonFr5069]

Imagine watching this when you just started playing genshin 😂

[@therealmonsterunderyourbed]

It was just moaning then I heard “Hey girlie~ hold still and had a heart attack 😭

[@hi.6378]

Am I the only one that found Hu Tao's rap in Lantern Rite NOT trash?

[@v0id]

yes

[@N95j]

yes

[@marsy2071]

where is "oh my god I cant believe my eyes"

[@1hate6ugs-m5c]

Listen at 2x

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

"Hi 😃"

[@LOO_Nah]

I'll keep saying, the Japanese version of the concert is >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anyway, it was so cool

[@Wispy_Sama]

Its been a long journey

[@no.1classof09fan]

HU TAO'S EN VA RAPPING WAS SO BAD HELPPPLPPLP

[@eclairzy3400]

sock water 😍

[@rainxd1809]

:v

[@shibanimajumdar5104]

am that one guy who DOESN'T understand the sequence and just does quests randomly :P

[@Y.U.A_me]

4:38 to 4:39 ruins the whole purpose of the two

[@liwenyu496]

who was that girl in the glasses evilly smiling?