no context???

uploading this while in japan

[@walterthewhite69]

First!! (big fan)

[@kkrimson5674]

mistuh white we need to kewk meth mistuh white

[@hidingjojo]

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange - uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" - on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

[@scaramouchestan]

@@hidingjojo I see...

[@Jesseiamtheonewhoknocks]

fake

[@ProbablyTakingANap.]

@@hidingjojo oh alright

[@EternaMidnight]

Scaramouche's fake happy "hi~" though 😂

[@abbaAbba.]

Makes me love him even more 🤩🤌✨️✨️

[@dusterfreak]

@@abbaAbba. sanest scara fan

[@scaramouchesnumber1fan]

​@@dusterfreakno I am

[@KuragariYamishiro]

@@dusterfreak no I am

[@whitewolffearly0013]

No I am

[@woundwortrx124tr6]

There's so much awkward breathing and grunting in this game

[@i_love_モラ]

2:36

[@AmityBlight835]

i sent the raiden vs signora battle. btw he doesn’t play genshin.’ he said, (no lie) “why is the blondie and the talking fariy going, aughhh uuhhhhggg” like WHAT

[@swoobatfan6606]

"Hey girlie, hold still" got me laughing lol

[@woelkchenmimi]

1:26 "Fly away my little akuma"

[@_aster_]

STOPPP YOU DIDNT LMAO

[@wonderhoy-y]

It‘s canon

[@strangertoyou9657]

AHAHA

[@sylvia786]

Lmao, love this comment

[@bvq330]

SHUT UP. PLEASE NO

[@K4YV4N]

Venti's laggy clothes in the first scene- 💀

[@dasytaylor]

Zhongli tossing random stuff into the ocean, Sucrose getting pushed for no reason, Ayaka just rushing into the water, Albedo stabbing himself are all peak comedy without context

[@comebackz5279]

2:36 THE MOANS I CANNOT

[@arukimc]

NO STOP IT- I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT BEFORE I READ THIS COMMENT

[@tea_01]

It sounds like they’re hungry zombies

[@aidenfoo4809]

STOP-

[@xdyt2007]

😂😂

[@Dmon374]

0:19 POV: your a Diluc main and you see Timmie’s pigeons

[@AnAveragePotatoGamer]

AHHAHAHAHA 😂

[@Kiwiis.io_aki]

It’s super satisfying

[@Ashera5469]

so lovely

[@DrawWithTJ]

1:12 NAHH SCARA SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT 💀

[@foodandworldwithasiabatool828]

Fr

[@_Xrane_]

bro had a growth spurt

[@dazaioioi]

"hi! :D"

[@MesocycloneSerpent]

What is it from?

[@winxbloom55]

​@@MesocycloneSerpentUnreconciled Stars, 1.1 event

[@sandraz4243]

Omg just now I noticed how Thoma smiled when Ayaka showed up to Traveler XDD precious smile

[@sungflower]

0:19 why does it look like Diluc is calling out to his along awaited Hilichurl children 💀💀💀

[@thepinkelephant2520]

CYNO FALLING FROM THE SKY HAD ME ROLLING LMAOOO

[@leafloversspecialhater4988]

zhongli in 1:25 be like "yo shit is now mine! YEET"

[@apoi__7607]

And bro's littering too

[@Vennett143]

4:38 the way it turned to Hu Tao’s rap I find really funny

[@somerandomartisthere]

I feel like this would be Hu Tao in the situation

[@VenshinGI]

Thoma be like : Here's your new waifu traveler

[@hidingjojo]

new waifu unlocked

[@Ku2an4l1]

​@@hidingjojo wet socks-chan

[@Mc_Laylaa]

@@Ku2an4l1 *wet socks and sandals-chan

[@lilii_8126]

3:23 one second was enough to make me cry

[@Kou_Shoto]

That single "You coward" line always gets me 😭 4:13

[@sabnguyen]

4:35 is this the reason Scara's having a breakdown?

[@hidingjojo]

probably

[@elpenguinoofmexico1388]

scara saw the future lantern rite concert. In eng dub. shocked him to the core

[@-lol.]

@@elpenguinoofmexico1388 HAHAH

[@my_artysytd9776]

He got that Hu Tao rap stuck in his mind, driving him to madness, yes

[@dadaloveswickie]

AWW THE WAY SCARAMOUCHE SAID "Hii~!" i melted no joke......HES SO CUTE AND INNOCENT HE IS SO HAPPY AND KIND TOTALLY NOT MEAN SARCASTIC AND EVIL😍

[@CrazyPotato_Eve]

0:57 Childe "Ive got you we besties" :) 0:59 Also Childe "We enemy and I try to kill you now" :D

[@kirychan1226]

Tbh I dont think I needed context, this was my entire brain going through the game without a doubt

[@tea_01]

Zhongli is throwing trash in the sea again..

[@sunnykira1533]

If we bring this and show to non Genshin players, the double Albedo would be the funniest shit sksskks

[@toasst_.]

Why was the transition at 4:38 better than some edit transitions that I've seen tho

[@Waqimp3]

😭😭😭😭

[@cring4444]

bro zhongli just throwing the thing to the ocea while everybody watching dramatically is just too good

[@archeeery]

4:37 THE TRANSITION FROM SCARA GETTING HIS VISION TO HU TAO THA TWAS A JUMPSCARE.

[@AVLENCXI]

idfk why but the transition from ayaka's soggy socks to booba sword (2:00) made me laugh so hard 💀💀 edit: NVM 4:35 THO-

[@evelynn5552]

Raiden really said 🗿💀 Local Inazuma edgelord dies, Funeral Director rejoices.

[@gapple7777]

​@@evelynn5552 hu tao: business is boomin 📈📈📈📈

[@bee.cat.]

Scara had a traumatic vision of Hu Taos rap 😭

[@-lol.]

@@bee.cat. HAHAH

[@gh9st.editss]

@@bee.cat. THIS COMMENT MADE ME LAUGH 😂

[@Xen_does_genshin]

Okay but like are we not gonna talk about how they made us fight Signora then didn’t even give us a chance to change teams or heal them bc we went straight into raiden’s fight- (2:15)

[@MellowsMeadow]

my favorite ones were slapped venti, zhongli littering, double albedo, cyno jumpscare, and table slamming alhaitham,

[@onecoloranimation254]

rip venti 💀💀💀

[@MayraXanthe]

1:36 Sucrose always being pushed aside

[@SHinierthennyourforehead]

4:40 this made me unmain hu tao

[@N95j]

💀💀

[@rui.superfan]

2:04 THSNIS SO FUCKINJ FUNNY OUT OF CONTEXT HELP ME

[@lia0_scotch861]

INSERTING DOMINANCE 🚺🚺🚺

[@Xxx_Angelinexoxo]

Raiden:*pulls a sword out of her chest* Scara:DAMN BOIII

[@gambling_821]

gotta love that 4k hd quality

[@arahja_]

you couldve spared us from watching the hu tao rap again

[@chalk.eater0]

4:37 the transition got me rolling for some reason lmao

[@mintyminty997]

4:38 literally made fun of scaramouch trauma 😂😂

[@antares_m20]

the last few seconds killed me lol

[@neeiarayfa]

i see wanderer, I CLICK.

[@kyooosita]

mona didnt want scara join on her girls night :c

[@gyusrealgf]

LMAO THE VENTI ONES ARE SO FUNNY ESPECIALLY VENTI JUMPING IM LITERALLY IN TEARS LAUGHING UNTIL I CAN'T BREATHE

[@littlesunshine650]

I want to send this to someone who never played genshin so bad

[@tommynobaka]

little funny ass shit like this is why genshin is so good, you can rewatch scenes and find small pieces of info, foreshadow or reinforced ideas littered through the story

[@andromeda_va39]

Something about the Raiden Shogun's sword slowly emerging from her cleavage like that always felt a little goofy to me. Like, when she does it in her burst animation, it looks reasonably cool, but in that one scene it just feels off.

[@ZilverEchos]

No context Genshin never fail to make me laughing 😂🤣, especially at 1:36

[@TatsumiTheEnstarsVideoReviewer]

3:13 HOW DARE YOU KILL ME LIKE THAT ALBEDO-

[@LittleShadow1]

2:06 ah yes.. the most normaliest way to pull out a sword-.. 4:38 this is probably Scara's nightmare-..

[@soraopenheimer266]

No one Absolutely no one: Scara coming for a conversation Fischl talking tk him back Mona for some reason:

[@humanbeing_perhapz]

no but i actually read "virgin of inazuma"

[@God_of_wet]

Why is there so much grunting sounds at 2:38 🤣🤣

[@barbaradps828]

4:09 Why did I laugh so much lol

[@aynonaystuay7767]

bro I wish I got the festering desire!!! it’s festering my desire….

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

3:23 MADE ME LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD

[@hwasoup]

idk why but out of all of these, Raiden pulling the sword from her chest is what made me cackle

[@icecreal]

2:05 im shitting

[@axelf9947]

My friend was trying to convince me to play the game and this is the first video she sent me 😭gotta say it worked, i was so confused i had to find out the context myself

[@urlocal.laufeyfan]

2:04 I know what the purpose of that was

[@dollluvdolly]

2:18 THIS SCENE MADE ME CRY I THOUGHT MY BABY BOY BOYFRIEND HUSBAND BEST GIRL, KAZUHA, WAS GONNA DIE

[@InactiveTwig]

Morax: I will take this big bowl from your hand. AND YEET IT

[@licorish_]

HELP THE GRUNTING DURING THE SARA AND KOKOMI ONE IS TAKING ME OUT

[@TsukasaRui71684]

THE CYNO CUT I CANNOT-

[@archonic_]

i was WAITING for a good genshin out of context video youve done it bro

[@xiaogloves]

1:12 WHY DOES SCARA SOUND LIKE THAT

[@clipexotica]

well i think because he was acting nice and this was around 1.1 or something :)

[@-amel-9896]

He was pretending to be nice

[@StarArceusKari666]

Bro Scara used to sound so happy, give that version of scara back

[@n0th1n6ness]

Scaramoucha: * gets hit * All Fontaine: 4:39

[@Striker998YT]

This guy are the next new howdybii in this 2023 year.

[@nikeis_right_hand]

1:12 NAH WHY SCARA SOUND LIKE THAT

[@BudgetKlee]

Childe: ,,Well then, I'll be taking Morax's Noses now." HAHHAHAHHA I CANT UNHEAR IT-

[@Otterguy_Neuvillette]

Hu Tao's rap got me dead-

[@scara_smooch]

18 seconds and im already wheezing

[@hi.6378]

Am I the only one that found Hu Tao's rap in Lantern Rite NOT trash?

[@v0id]

yes

[@N95j]

yes

[@No.on3here]

THAT TRANSITION LOL 4:39

[@shrek069]

half of these were actually funny with no context and then theres the other half being actually great moments in the game

[@checkmate6439]

what do you use for editting? abouselty love this

[@LOO_Nah]

I'll keep saying, the Japanese version of the concert is >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anyway, it was so cool

[@StupidLittleRat]

Went from no music to "OMINOUS FANDANGO" on seconds smh

[@this_is_valeriee]

Me who actually doesn’t know the context :

[@the.elevatorfreak]

Lol

[@i_love_モラ]

You're watching at full experience

[@user-kh6rm9cm6f]

Signora said SMACK-

[@elizabeth-lmhxmx]

i never realized how unserious some scenes were

[@Mickey-ih6ew]

Listen at 2x

[@genthechisz]

I saw Zhong li at the same spot when he throw something in the lake spot

[@archandset]

Hu tao jumpscare

[@ARandomPersonFr5069]

Imagine watching this when you just started playing genshin 😂

[@glixchy]

thanks for the spoiler warning, just started sumeru :thumbs-up:

[@ivyyesmin]

1:11 😂pookie

[@duststorm098]

I hit the end of the video and got an ad for Genshin...

[@therealmonsterunderyourbed]

It was just moaning then I heard “Hey girlie~ hold still and had a heart attack 😭

[@no.1classof09fan]

HU TAO'S EN VA RAPPING WAS SO BAD HELPPPLPPLP

[@piggsie]

0:06 I LAUGHED WAY MORE THAN I SHOULDVE AND 4:16

[@Windchime88]

Why were the guards makin those noises 2:45 😭

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

"Hi 😃"

[@VoidRockDJ]

first of all, WHERE IS 2.4? SHENHE? second of all, WHERE IS 2.6?? AYATO.. ALSO YAE MIKO.

[@utau_uta_synthv_user]

4:38 to 4:39 ruins the whole purpose of the two

[@rainxd1809]

:v

[@eclairzy3400]

sock water 😍

[@marsy2071]

where is "oh my god I cant believe my eyes"

[@shibanimajumdar5104]

am that one guy who DOESN'T understand the sequence and just does quests randomly :P

[@Wispy_Sama]

Its been a long journey