No It's Private - Stop Filming

[@robertbaylis9714]

The door that keeps on opening and closing is pure comedy

[@bluebottle1617]

Bloody hilarious!

[@scorpionaudits]

It was funny

[@PhilBurns-oc2vg]

Even the automatic door tried to make him shut up by closing on him

[@TheSadButMadLad]

Brilliant tactic to not hold the door open and instead make him keep pressing the button to carry on the conversation. Shows he is the one extending the conversation.

[@bartonseagrave9605]

Why are Englishmen barred from these security jobs.

[@Billyg215]

Cheaper labour.

[@Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08]

Because their English is too good. The job description is to act threateningly and utter unintelligible pidgin.

[@MikeGMcDermott]

Harry Hill has let himself go a bit since his TV Burp days.

[@scorpionaudits]

Lol

[@christophergreening1075]

The best bit is when the door keeps closing!

[@nealebishton677]

Is it in the job description for security to have no idea what they're talking about ?

[@Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08]

It seems more likely that these characters are *positively selected* for low IQ, wilful ignorance and an aggressive and disrepectful attitude towards members of the public.

[@bluebottle1617]

I believe they sit an exam for the Certificate in Talking Total Bollocks.

[@Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08]

In one word: yes.

[@joeheaton4927]

When did he arrive in the UK

[@andrewstratford4753]

About an hour ago !!!

[@johnthreadgold7846]

another security guard with a law degree go and comb your hair

[@TruthTeller-vk1du]

Poor old man hasn’t a clue of UK law !! He just spouts total rubbish and thinks a local man should listen to his rubbish. Not a good look for the company.

[@brianclarke113]

another who does not know the law

[@richardtaylor3798]

Great video again-thanks for all your great work-Merry Christmas from Snowdonia.

[@scorpionaudits]

Happy holidays!

[@markosmith8037]

1:33 - was that actor Mark Strong 🤔?

[@johnthedog2857]

Short and Sweet SA...he should have sang " Noel Noel the first Noel " get to Manchester and sing that and Liam would be out and give you a dig...Noels " Crying his Heart Out " missing person from the Etihad 😂😂😂

[@adrianbrowne7874]

He looks like the archetypal deranged scientist, hell bent on inflicting his wicked schemes, onto an unsuspecting public!

[@scorpionaudits]

Lol

[@adrianbrowne7874]

Ha ​@@scorpionauditsHa ha 😅

[@watheetje]

Everything must be filmed for posterity, otherwise the future will not know how it all came to be.

[@watheetje]

@@darrylrichardson7940 Of course, but I think the new population will keep the name England. It is known worldwide. Or do you think of another name ?🤣

[@TheSadButMadLad]

2:35 You are not filming inside. The photons have escaped from inside and are now outside and so can be captured by your camera's sensor and recorded. Logic! 🙂

[@JamesBrown-lc4fw]

They obviously don’t cover photography laws during their training

[@Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08]

What training?

[@JamesBrown-lc4fw]

@ True……here is your badge, you just have to say “ Not Allowed “

[@robertdnero2217]

I nearly spat out my Earl Grey laughing at the door opening and shutting on him. Comedy gold. If he put as much energy and commitment into learning what the law actually says as he does into being a thundering, sanctimonious bore, his job would be much easier.

[@scorpionaudits]

The door was funny

[@robertdnero2217]

@@darrylrichardson7940No chance. Prince Andrew was with you at the time.

[@Angrymanaudits]

SECURITY GUARDS ARE GREAT 🤥👍

[@PhilJordan-y3m]

Sea containers were a business that bought into high quality Hotels,anything with prestige and quality they bought into, they were also the first franchisee of the east coast mainline under the banner of GNER, I believe they eventually went bankrupt, great content again.👍👍🇬🇧

[@scorpionaudits]

Thanks for the info about seacontainers

[@godsgod1677]

I felt like the door was trying to save him by repeatedly closing.

[@Donotwillnot]

"Who are ya?" 😂👍

[@Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08]

Baldy's brain cells evidently disappeared with his hair.

[@brendagilson934]

😂

[@Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08]

Good work guys, this is one of the only good auditing channels left. My personal opinion: AB puts on a comedian act with bad English to get mass subscriptions, but normally ends up getting shat upon in the videos. PTTP and a few others vanished without trace, UK-MTT was a lot better earlier on but seems to have lost his touch with his squeaky toy. "The Laughing A" just got badly assaulted with few prospects of recourse. None of them have any real success with legal follow-up (or don't even try), with the possible exception of Marti B.

[@philipjones9458]

What about DJ and DJE Media, be interested in your thoughts.

[@AD-53]

I don't find auditing Britain at all funny, he laughs at himself doesn't teach our rights very boring. DJE too much waffle that goes nowhere too full of himself

[@Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08]

@@philipjones9458 After 10 episodes of DJ there was not much novelty left and he spends too much time explaining why he wants to fly a drone. DJE talks too much and doesn't have the good responses like Scorpion here or UKMTT.

[@neilsouthern321]

LOL brill Just brill

[@SuperSetsquare]

It must be boredom that drives there stupidity. They have all this empty time and they don’t improve their knowledge.

[@jamesrawson6659]

They really need to be trained on photography righs. The security firms they work for are lacking in this. So it makes the security guards look exactly what they are. Foolish.

[@jamesrawson6659]

@darrylrichardson7940 typo . Troll

[@markduffy8737]

HANS ON/HANS OFF 😂😂😂

[@scorpionaudits]

Lol

[@carolemccartney566]

Have these security clowns not realized that if they ignore the filming there is no chance that they will end up on UTube!

[@scorpionaudits]

Not yet they haven't

[@svenpoletka5236]

He is Han so you better follow his orders

[@Ablushingcrow]

Hans Solo lol 😂😂

[@Thefisherman27]

A door excuse of a man..

[@scorpionaudits]

Lol

[@paulhodgins]

Hopeless Hans the hand wringer!