No Limit Hide & Joke Seek - why do I do these?

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swiftor

swiftor

Күн бұрын

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@thepanda6749
@thepanda6749 3 жыл бұрын
Whoever said “I’m 13 and smarter than you” really made you shake ur desktop 😂
@kairevenge9041
@kairevenge9041 3 жыл бұрын
Why he looked like he was giving head tho
@diraltmcallister3523
@diraltmcallister3523 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, can pretty much guess most 13 year olds aren't gonna be smarter.
@ridwananhar4418
@ridwananhar4418 3 жыл бұрын
3:55
@bozoeatnybutt
@bozoeatnybutt 2 жыл бұрын
@@ridwananhar4418 thanks for that
@Grant_Sheppard
@Grant_Sheppard 6 ай бұрын
@@ridwananhar4418thank you so much I’ve been looking for this part for so long
@1ukasac323
@1ukasac323 3 жыл бұрын
@15:30 “I won’t put the joke in the video” puts the joke in the video and I think it’s the best one😂😂😂
@urielcelaya5333
@urielcelaya5333 3 жыл бұрын
Saw the word “No limit” already new it was gonna be a good video.
@RIP_Texpert
@RIP_Texpert Жыл бұрын
But that's TWO words
@switchshorts385
@switchshorts385 3 жыл бұрын
These jokes are definitely no limit
@Creatxr9530
@Creatxr9530 3 жыл бұрын
Especially call6s
@villagern0144
@villagern0144 3 жыл бұрын
@@Creatxr9530 “that one won’t go in the video” is in the vid
@luciakderrick9801
@luciakderrick9801 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but these jokes are in limited these jokes are good but brutal not so disgusting you want to barf so funny in perverted you want to burn trust me Nothing
@reaperpl0454
@reaperpl0454 3 жыл бұрын
Alien Vs Predator got me.🤣🤣🤣
@kurtx5333
@kurtx5333 3 жыл бұрын
14:30
@yaboisypr3ss816
@yaboisypr3ss816 2 жыл бұрын
at 11:23 you can see someone under the truck in the top right who just witnessed a gruesome murder
@BatchGaming
@BatchGaming 3 жыл бұрын
10:40 - That was the most awkward silence seen and well deserved death hahaha
@jeremychua9
@jeremychua9 3 жыл бұрын
I dont get the joke
@thedarkalpha8755
@thedarkalpha8755 3 жыл бұрын
@@jeremychua9 I don't know how you don't get it. But you must be too young to be watching this channel.
@jeremychua9
@jeremychua9 3 жыл бұрын
@@thedarkalpha8755 thanks for the explanation
@subazsarma
@subazsarma 3 жыл бұрын
@@thedarkalpha8755 or not everyone has english as their first language? idk
@thedarkalpha8755
@thedarkalpha8755 3 жыл бұрын
@@subazsarma while you aren't wrong, he gave no indication that it wasn't a reason. Most people who don't use English as a main language, would actually state that is the reason why they don't understand.
@LssjMagnumblitz
@LssjMagnumblitz 3 жыл бұрын
5:58 Fun fact:The 1st nuke was named "Little boy" and was dropped by a b-29 bomber named "Enola gay".The 2nd bomb was named "Fat man"and was more destructive than"Little boy".
@gamingandmemes1498
@gamingandmemes1498 3 жыл бұрын
I would be surprised if they stop teaching that in schools. I learned that my middle schools years. ( 7 and 8 grade )
@LssjMagnumblitz
@LssjMagnumblitz 3 жыл бұрын
@@gamingandmemes1498 Good for you.I skipped middle school,so to make up for it I've spent all my time either researching fun facts or expanding my knowledge through novels.
@gamingandmemes1498
@gamingandmemes1498 3 жыл бұрын
@@LssjMagnumblitz nice man. Ngl I would’ve done the same thing. Most schools in “the valley” ( central Arizona ) are really horrible schools not just cuz of the teachers but the students getting into drugs and alcohol earlier and earlier. My brother in 6 grade knew a kid who vaped and drank and was caught on campus as a 6 grader doing it. Middle school was worse then elementary but high schools here are horrible. So many incidents with drugs and alcohol plus 75% of that stuff goes unseen. I wouldn’t say your lucky because you prolly have some things you would’ve changed ( I don’t know that for sure) but that would’ve been a better 2 years spent for me.
@gamingandmemes1498
@gamingandmemes1498 3 жыл бұрын
@@LssjMagnumblitz “drugs” refer to vape, cigs, weed, any type of over the counter or illegal pills , acid and shrooms , one kid I knew did heroin. But that’s pretty much what I refer to. Not every school has the same drug issue but a lot of em shAre over half this lizt
@oyyyrobin7315
@oyyyrobin7315 3 жыл бұрын
@@gamingandmemes1498 I researched it lmao I was I'm 7th grade now I'm in 8th
@darthassassin2479
@darthassassin2479 3 жыл бұрын
Swift’s “oh no” reactions are amazing❤️
@greathoonta3461
@greathoonta3461 3 жыл бұрын
The best part about it is it’s always some absolutely horrible joke that is yes by like 93%.
@daveisabeastly2024
@daveisabeastly2024 2 жыл бұрын
@@greathoonta3461 so it’s not horrible
@potatiamapping4651
@potatiamapping4651 2 жыл бұрын
I actually care if my computer crashes 💀
@xavim755
@xavim755 2 жыл бұрын
8:27 nah bro everyones reaction has me crying bro😭
@unidentifiablesmurf7963
@unidentifiablesmurf7963 3 жыл бұрын
14:33 that's the best one in the video. But most of them are hilarious
@vivi4280
@vivi4280 3 жыл бұрын
I just know ur racist 💀💀 nah jk I laughed too
@SLEDNXS70
@SLEDNXS70 3 жыл бұрын
Swiftor- I watched your videos all the time back in black ops two Era. I'm so glad I stumbled across you again! Love the content! Just recently switched from Xbox to PC after 20 years.. I'm definitely going to be following you on twitch once I get things figured out.
@The-Man-With-The-Golden-Gun
@The-Man-With-The-Golden-Gun 3 жыл бұрын
Glad to see people still talk about AvP.
@Zsmokey_jayy
@Zsmokey_jayy 3 жыл бұрын
Man I remember these videos when I was 12 😂😂🤘🏽
@mr.loonatic4666
@mr.loonatic4666 3 жыл бұрын
How old are you now?
@benjaminbjork6769
@benjaminbjork6769 3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.loonatic4666 probs 14
@blackfootwarrior4279
@blackfootwarrior4279 3 жыл бұрын
I love those jokes! Can't get enough thank you swiftor and all yall guys
@drewholmes7356
@drewholmes7356 26 күн бұрын
The look of dread from Swifter as he hears the buildup is priceless.
@Muakori
@Muakori 3 жыл бұрын
man I miss these vids. Can't tell you how many times I used to watch you after high school.
@averagejojofan8649
@averagejojofan8649 3 жыл бұрын
i love these jokes they always make my friends laugh
@GamingBeFly
@GamingBeFly 3 жыл бұрын
The predator vs alien joke… just… wow XD
@christopherobrien2663
@christopherobrien2663 3 жыл бұрын
"That joke won't make it to the video" he said, joke ends up in the video
@thisxisxfake23
@thisxisxfake23 3 жыл бұрын
Why couldn’t the orphan win a baseball game he couldn’t run home
@catwithshirt1861
@catwithshirt1861 3 жыл бұрын
I have a dark joke that could be used: Why was the electrician crying? Cause his family just got murdered
@dpeters7313
@dpeters7313 2 жыл бұрын
10:20 they’re actually periods. They’re quarters in football.
@louiscarman4988
@louiscarman4988 2 жыл бұрын
I like how quick the videos where edited for this, it was much better than the longer videos. I actually have time to watch em.
@mohd.wxleed
@mohd.wxleed 3 жыл бұрын
"That joke won't make it into the video" Oops I guess lmao Another good no limit joke video tho
@ulyssesadams9356
@ulyssesadams9356 3 жыл бұрын
Why did the chicken cross the road? Swiftor : to get to the bald guy's house *Knock knock* Swiftor : who's there? Chicken
@boinkingyamumsohardithurts12
@boinkingyamumsohardithurts12 3 жыл бұрын
0:18 0:56 1:26 2:02 3:18 3:52 4:23 4:50 5:20 5:53 6:32 7:07 8:14 9:12 9:52 10:40 11:51 12:40 13:25 14:32 15:39 16:45 17:31 18:13 18:57 19:38 20:15 20:52 21:57 23:00 23:50 24:56
@Migricek9999
@Migricek9999 3 жыл бұрын
Your video made my day not bad anymore...
@unr3alistic
@unr3alistic 3 жыл бұрын
11:20 was mega madlad moment
@kaelbryant7660
@kaelbryant7660 2 жыл бұрын
“That won’t make it into the video” “ thank god”, makes it into the video😂
@thedarkcrimsonshadowninja4741
@thedarkcrimsonshadowninja4741 3 жыл бұрын
when i saw the this video in my notification only thing going through my mind demonitized and if i laugh im going the hell
@W5bsjWd3
@W5bsjWd3 Жыл бұрын
5:37 notice how it goes to 50-50* just as the timer ends , poor guy lol
@bulk-relik6632
@bulk-relik6632 3 жыл бұрын
Poor Mando made such an innocent but funny joke and everyone didn't like it
@Clementinewoofwoof
@Clementinewoofwoof 2 жыл бұрын
That final joke, what a kicker
@enderslayer8436
@enderslayer8436 Жыл бұрын
na what a smash
@TweekLudwig
@TweekLudwig 2 жыл бұрын
Swiftor usually: “sorry man, audience said no” Swiftor on Call6’s joke: *Hitler from Wolfenstein II*
@jordancoglan1406
@jordancoglan1406 Жыл бұрын
Oxide was definitely the best one I have ever hear
@ShaSAMmash
@ShaSAMmash 3 жыл бұрын
The first one is brutal.
@yousrich46
@yousrich46 3 жыл бұрын
Ted Voogt who kept laughing at even the stupidest of jokes😂😂
@RR-xo2wi
@RR-xo2wi 3 жыл бұрын
crazy i been watching this channel for at least 5 years 🤯
@AzulDevin6880
@AzulDevin6880 2 жыл бұрын
Just noting that if anyone makes a bald joke in swift’s matches you’re literally writing yourself a death note
@gamingandmemes1498
@gamingandmemes1498 3 жыл бұрын
What a great joke to start the video 😂😂😂😂 RIP paul
@lostsouls1919
@lostsouls1919 3 жыл бұрын
What does a yoyo and a gay man have in common? They both go up and down
@greathoonta3461
@greathoonta3461 3 жыл бұрын
5:20 I think that really caught the feels of a lot of 12 year olds which is why he got killed.
@kennethsommer
@kennethsommer 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the vanguard beta code! I’m already level 20
@hyrofoo
@hyrofoo 3 жыл бұрын
5:51 there is no way nobody has not heard this one already
@xdemondreams6852
@xdemondreams6852 2 жыл бұрын
I still remember the black ops 2 videos man the memories
@Gurpefy
@Gurpefy 3 жыл бұрын
IT DID MAKE IT IN THE VIDEO THOUGH
@frederikvandoren
@frederikvandoren Жыл бұрын
19:40 is nobody gonna talk about how he said the holocaust joke near a furnace?
@ramitwelding6416
@ramitwelding6416 3 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for more of these jokes 🤣
@BatchGaming
@BatchGaming 3 жыл бұрын
Dark jokes are the funniest.
@greathoonta3461
@greathoonta3461 3 жыл бұрын
That’s why Obama was a fan favourite president.
@The-Man-With-The-Golden-Gun
@The-Man-With-The-Golden-Gun 3 жыл бұрын
@@greathoonta3461 XD
@josephleon7705
@josephleon7705 3 жыл бұрын
What do you call 6 gay men in a war? Rainbow 6 siege
@StonerDro
@StonerDro 3 жыл бұрын
After this video( KZbin is going to be like Swift can I see you in my office for a sec)
@dumpling614
@dumpling614 3 жыл бұрын
his channel never ceaces to amaze
@tutel1614
@tutel1614 2 жыл бұрын
Joke: What game is the hardest in Africa? "Where's my water 2"
@x_jala3927
@x_jala3927 3 жыл бұрын
Today was the boring es day ever this videos was so funny I’m watching you all night
@ace-mv2xb
@ace-mv2xb 3 жыл бұрын
Best joke will be... "What's different between swifter and me I doesn't reflect sunlight" 😂 it's my own
@aaltaccout8126
@aaltaccout8126 3 жыл бұрын
5:53 i heard this to many times got it off reddit and say it in most xbox partys I'm in
@ThatGuyFromThatPlaceee
@ThatGuyFromThatPlaceee 3 жыл бұрын
2:00 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@andrew.emmett
@andrew.emmett 2 жыл бұрын
The best joke was “I’m 13 and I’m smarter than you!! 1v1 me
@jakobdenniston238
@jakobdenniston238 3 жыл бұрын
Great video, keep up the good work 🤘👍
@whitetigerproductions8655
@whitetigerproductions8655 2 жыл бұрын
Back when KZbin wasn’t so damn sensitive on what people say in videos… Funniest stuff right here 😂😂😂
@nathanschmidtke5901
@nathanschmidtke5901 2 жыл бұрын
8:49 I saw the same guy answer five times lol
@mahmoodhussain535
@mahmoodhussain535 3 жыл бұрын
What is the most expensive haircut Chemotherapy
@daveisabeastly2024
@daveisabeastly2024 2 жыл бұрын
The first one was awesome 🤣
@ardantaker8367
@ardantaker8367 3 жыл бұрын
That Paul Walker NOOOO
@OrphanStomp3r
@OrphanStomp3r 3 жыл бұрын
Joke: what do you call 2020 police officers in body bags? Pigs in a blanket
@bobbybrown8559
@bobbybrown8559 3 жыл бұрын
15:26 "it wont make it into the video" well that was a fucking lie
@swiftor
@swiftor 3 жыл бұрын
Sloppy editing bald man
@bobbybrown8559
@bobbybrown8559 3 жыл бұрын
@@swiftor But great vid tho
@Ethandumas01
@Ethandumas01 3 жыл бұрын
@@swiftor I’m still sorry
@spawn862
@spawn862 3 жыл бұрын
Alien vs. Predator got me. WTF. ROFL I got one. My uncle was called to go to the hospital because something happen to his wife the doctors said Doctor: I'm sorry sir, I have bad news for you. We need to amputate your wife. My uncle's response: So what's the bad news then?
@Krallei
@Krallei 3 жыл бұрын
Seen your thumbnail and thought vsauce plays games lol. Had to click on it because I knew it was to good to be true.
@Seth_kinda_italian
@Seth_kinda_italian 3 жыл бұрын
“Why you got to do me like that chat?” Well how about you get a original joke
@fbi2522
@fbi2522 3 жыл бұрын
11:22 this was satisfying:)
@ninjabeswift996
@ninjabeswift996 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao im sorry if anyone was offended in this video but if you not thanks for watching i enjoy the dark humor
@ajstargaming4456
@ajstargaming4456 3 жыл бұрын
The alien vs predator joke was good
@Christian_gains
@Christian_gains 3 жыл бұрын
man i LOVE THEM
@loganverschuer795
@loganverschuer795 Жыл бұрын
They should do a version were they drop pick up lines instead
@sethnary3974
@sethnary3974 3 жыл бұрын
10:40 that joke should have kept him in, it’s soooooo bad
@thelag152
@thelag152 2 жыл бұрын
I honestly don't get the joke.
@codelogic9018
@codelogic9018 3 жыл бұрын
Why is it convenient to bring an emo kid to the grocery store. You can scan their wrists for discounts. I'm burning for this one. Lol
@notdivinium
@notdivinium 2 жыл бұрын
WAIT I KNOW PRODIGY, HES IN MY FRIENDS ON ACTIVISION!
@DP23x
@DP23x 3 жыл бұрын
Been watching since bo2
@sandman8102
@sandman8102 3 жыл бұрын
ngl, i forgot about swiftor. Im glad i got to see him again and see these videos that give me a nostalgic feeling😂
@qtfn
@qtfn 3 жыл бұрын
Just got the upload notification!
@eriadorranger2196
@eriadorranger2196 2 жыл бұрын
I never knew my real ladder
@Ioxidine
@Ioxidine 3 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious
@azuleslight
@azuleslight 3 жыл бұрын
i said the bowling one since i was like 8 it goes "your momma's like a bowling ball. she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the alley and still comes back for more!"
@ZombieCraft-ds4bm
@ZombieCraft-ds4bm 3 жыл бұрын
15:31, uh oh
@arielmonterrosa6815
@arielmonterrosa6815 3 жыл бұрын
Just followes on his Twitch, yall should really do the samee!!!
@calebleach4658
@calebleach4658 3 жыл бұрын
Like this series
@blu7555
@blu7555 3 жыл бұрын
What do you care about more Fans = F Money = $ Entertainment = E
@TopOppTnkDrakooMula
@TopOppTnkDrakooMula 3 жыл бұрын
10:53 😭😭😭😭😂😩
@Sirhell1014
@Sirhell1014 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve got one for some in the future ( I was kicked out of the library today for put a book on woman’s rights in the fantasy section)
@mattmartin6713
@mattmartin6713 3 жыл бұрын
No limit? Hell my jokes are way to horrible for this
@The_One_And_Only_PudgyPenguinx
@The_One_And_Only_PudgyPenguinx 3 жыл бұрын
I hate people who have to correct jokes.
@ethanfinnegan5523
@ethanfinnegan5523 3 жыл бұрын
2:20 it was 75% yes wth lol
@nv_boredom.at.its.finest
@nv_boredom.at.its.finest 3 жыл бұрын
In surprised chat didn't decimate the umbrella joke because it's used every game
@Logantinsman
@Logantinsman 2 жыл бұрын
Where can I watch this stream
@boinkingyamumsohardithurts12
@boinkingyamumsohardithurts12 3 жыл бұрын
How thicc is thicc silver
@KingLinkVR
@KingLinkVR 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder where they get their jokes from. If anyone knows, please tell me.
@majesty_vfx7556
@majesty_vfx7556 3 жыл бұрын
Wheres the discord link
@jaxxonrunstedler6975
@jaxxonrunstedler6975 3 жыл бұрын
I’m never gonna give you up
@joshuapayton1245
@joshuapayton1245 3 жыл бұрын
i dont know if you had this in your twitch notification title but if i saw something other then sellout, like "swiftor says" or "cod mini games" or "no limit jokes" i would click on it immediately, not that i don't like sellout, but yeah.
@thomasshelby3248
@thomasshelby3248 3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t get the parent joke could someone explain?
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