Whoever said “I’m 13 and smarter than you” really made you shake ur desktop 😂
@kairevenge90413 жыл бұрын
Why he looked like he was giving head tho
@diraltmcallister35233 жыл бұрын
I mean, can pretty much guess most 13 year olds aren't gonna be smarter.
@ridwananhar44183 жыл бұрын
3:55
@bozoeatnybutt2 жыл бұрын
@@ridwananhar4418 thanks for that
@Grant_Sheppard6 ай бұрын
@@ridwananhar4418thank you so much I’ve been looking for this part for so long
@1ukasac3233 жыл бұрын
@15:30 “I won’t put the joke in the video” puts the joke in the video and I think it’s the best one😂😂😂
@urielcelaya53333 жыл бұрын
Saw the word “No limit” already new it was gonna be a good video.
@RIP_Texpert Жыл бұрын
But that's TWO words
@switchshorts3853 жыл бұрын
These jokes are definitely no limit
@Creatxr95303 жыл бұрын
Especially call6s
@villagern01443 жыл бұрын
@@Creatxr9530 “that one won’t go in the video” is in the vid
@luciakderrick98013 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but these jokes are in limited these jokes are good but brutal not so disgusting you want to barf so funny in perverted you want to burn trust me Nothing
@reaperpl04543 жыл бұрын
Alien Vs Predator got me.🤣🤣🤣
@kurtx53333 жыл бұрын
14:30
@yaboisypr3ss8162 жыл бұрын
at 11:23 you can see someone under the truck in the top right who just witnessed a gruesome murder
@BatchGaming3 жыл бұрын
10:40 - That was the most awkward silence seen and well deserved death hahaha
@jeremychua93 жыл бұрын
I dont get the joke
@thedarkalpha87553 жыл бұрын
@@jeremychua9 I don't know how you don't get it. But you must be too young to be watching this channel.
@jeremychua93 жыл бұрын
@@thedarkalpha8755 thanks for the explanation
@subazsarma3 жыл бұрын
@@thedarkalpha8755 or not everyone has english as their first language? idk
@thedarkalpha87553 жыл бұрын
@@subazsarma while you aren't wrong, he gave no indication that it wasn't a reason. Most people who don't use English as a main language, would actually state that is the reason why they don't understand.
@LssjMagnumblitz3 жыл бұрын
5:58 Fun fact:The 1st nuke was named "Little boy" and was dropped by a b-29 bomber named "Enola gay".The 2nd bomb was named "Fat man"and was more destructive than"Little boy".
@gamingandmemes14983 жыл бұрын
I would be surprised if they stop teaching that in schools. I learned that my middle schools years. ( 7 and 8 grade )
@LssjMagnumblitz3 жыл бұрын
@@gamingandmemes1498 Good for you.I skipped middle school,so to make up for it I've spent all my time either researching fun facts or expanding my knowledge through novels.
@gamingandmemes14983 жыл бұрын
@@LssjMagnumblitz nice man. Ngl I would’ve done the same thing. Most schools in “the valley” ( central Arizona ) are really horrible schools not just cuz of the teachers but the students getting into drugs and alcohol earlier and earlier. My brother in 6 grade knew a kid who vaped and drank and was caught on campus as a 6 grader doing it. Middle school was worse then elementary but high schools here are horrible. So many incidents with drugs and alcohol plus 75% of that stuff goes unseen. I wouldn’t say your lucky because you prolly have some things you would’ve changed ( I don’t know that for sure) but that would’ve been a better 2 years spent for me.
@gamingandmemes14983 жыл бұрын
@@LssjMagnumblitz “drugs” refer to vape, cigs, weed, any type of over the counter or illegal pills , acid and shrooms , one kid I knew did heroin. But that’s pretty much what I refer to. Not every school has the same drug issue but a lot of em shAre over half this lizt
@oyyyrobin73153 жыл бұрын
@@gamingandmemes1498 I researched it lmao I was I'm 7th grade now I'm in 8th
@darthassassin24793 жыл бұрын
Swift’s “oh no” reactions are amazing❤️
@greathoonta34613 жыл бұрын
The best part about it is it’s always some absolutely horrible joke that is yes by like 93%.
@daveisabeastly20242 жыл бұрын
@@greathoonta3461 so it’s not horrible
@potatiamapping46512 жыл бұрын
I actually care if my computer crashes 💀
@xavim7552 жыл бұрын
8:27 nah bro everyones reaction has me crying bro😭
@unidentifiablesmurf79633 жыл бұрын
14:33 that's the best one in the video. But most of them are hilarious
@vivi42803 жыл бұрын
I just know ur racist 💀💀 nah jk I laughed too
@SLEDNXS703 жыл бұрын
Swiftor- I watched your videos all the time back in black ops two Era. I'm so glad I stumbled across you again! Love the content! Just recently switched from Xbox to PC after 20 years.. I'm definitely going to be following you on twitch once I get things figured out.
@The-Man-With-The-Golden-Gun3 жыл бұрын
Glad to see people still talk about AvP.
@Zsmokey_jayy3 жыл бұрын
Man I remember these videos when I was 12 😂😂🤘🏽
@mr.loonatic46663 жыл бұрын
How old are you now?
@benjaminbjork67693 жыл бұрын
@@mr.loonatic4666 probs 14
@blackfootwarrior42793 жыл бұрын
I love those jokes! Can't get enough thank you swiftor and all yall guys
@drewholmes735626 күн бұрын
The look of dread from Swifter as he hears the buildup is priceless.
@Muakori3 жыл бұрын
man I miss these vids. Can't tell you how many times I used to watch you after high school.
@averagejojofan86493 жыл бұрын
i love these jokes they always make my friends laugh
@GamingBeFly3 жыл бұрын
The predator vs alien joke… just… wow XD
@christopherobrien26633 жыл бұрын
"That joke won't make it to the video" he said, joke ends up in the video
@thisxisxfake233 жыл бұрын
Why couldn’t the orphan win a baseball game he couldn’t run home
@catwithshirt18613 жыл бұрын
I have a dark joke that could be used: Why was the electrician crying? Cause his family just got murdered
@dpeters73132 жыл бұрын
10:20 they’re actually periods. They’re quarters in football.
@louiscarman49882 жыл бұрын
I like how quick the videos where edited for this, it was much better than the longer videos. I actually have time to watch em.
@mohd.wxleed3 жыл бұрын
"That joke won't make it into the video" Oops I guess lmao Another good no limit joke video tho
@ulyssesadams93563 жыл бұрын
Why did the chicken cross the road? Swiftor : to get to the bald guy's house *Knock knock* Swiftor : who's there? Chicken
“That won’t make it into the video” “ thank god”, makes it into the video😂
@thedarkcrimsonshadowninja47413 жыл бұрын
when i saw the this video in my notification only thing going through my mind demonitized and if i laugh im going the hell
@W5bsjWd3 Жыл бұрын
5:37 notice how it goes to 50-50* just as the timer ends , poor guy lol
@bulk-relik66323 жыл бұрын
Poor Mando made such an innocent but funny joke and everyone didn't like it
@Clementinewoofwoof2 жыл бұрын
That final joke, what a kicker
@enderslayer8436 Жыл бұрын
na what a smash
@TweekLudwig2 жыл бұрын
Swiftor usually: “sorry man, audience said no” Swiftor on Call6’s joke: *Hitler from Wolfenstein II*
@jordancoglan1406 Жыл бұрын
Oxide was definitely the best one I have ever hear
@ShaSAMmash3 жыл бұрын
The first one is brutal.
@yousrich463 жыл бұрын
Ted Voogt who kept laughing at even the stupidest of jokes😂😂
@RR-xo2wi3 жыл бұрын
crazy i been watching this channel for at least 5 years 🤯
@AzulDevin68802 жыл бұрын
Just noting that if anyone makes a bald joke in swift’s matches you’re literally writing yourself a death note
@gamingandmemes14983 жыл бұрын
What a great joke to start the video 😂😂😂😂 RIP paul
@lostsouls19193 жыл бұрын
What does a yoyo and a gay man have in common? They both go up and down
@greathoonta34613 жыл бұрын
5:20 I think that really caught the feels of a lot of 12 year olds which is why he got killed.
@kennethsommer3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the vanguard beta code! I’m already level 20
@hyrofoo3 жыл бұрын
5:51 there is no way nobody has not heard this one already
@xdemondreams68522 жыл бұрын
I still remember the black ops 2 videos man the memories
@Gurpefy3 жыл бұрын
IT DID MAKE IT IN THE VIDEO THOUGH
@frederikvandoren Жыл бұрын
19:40 is nobody gonna talk about how he said the holocaust joke near a furnace?
@ramitwelding64163 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for more of these jokes 🤣
@BatchGaming3 жыл бұрын
Dark jokes are the funniest.
@greathoonta34613 жыл бұрын
That’s why Obama was a fan favourite president.
@The-Man-With-The-Golden-Gun3 жыл бұрын
@@greathoonta3461 XD
@josephleon77053 жыл бұрын
What do you call 6 gay men in a war? Rainbow 6 siege
@StonerDro3 жыл бұрын
After this video( KZbin is going to be like Swift can I see you in my office for a sec)
@dumpling6143 жыл бұрын
his channel never ceaces to amaze
@tutel16142 жыл бұрын
Joke: What game is the hardest in Africa? "Where's my water 2"
@x_jala39273 жыл бұрын
Today was the boring es day ever this videos was so funny I’m watching you all night
@ace-mv2xb3 жыл бұрын
Best joke will be... "What's different between swifter and me I doesn't reflect sunlight" 😂 it's my own
@aaltaccout81263 жыл бұрын
5:53 i heard this to many times got it off reddit and say it in most xbox partys I'm in
@ThatGuyFromThatPlaceee3 жыл бұрын
2:00 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@andrew.emmett2 жыл бұрын
The best joke was “I’m 13 and I’m smarter than you!! 1v1 me
@jakobdenniston2383 жыл бұрын
Great video, keep up the good work 🤘👍
@whitetigerproductions86552 жыл бұрын
Back when KZbin wasn’t so damn sensitive on what people say in videos… Funniest stuff right here 😂😂😂
@nathanschmidtke59012 жыл бұрын
8:49 I saw the same guy answer five times lol
@mahmoodhussain5353 жыл бұрын
What is the most expensive haircut Chemotherapy
@daveisabeastly20242 жыл бұрын
The first one was awesome 🤣
@ardantaker83673 жыл бұрын
That Paul Walker NOOOO
@OrphanStomp3r3 жыл бұрын
Joke: what do you call 2020 police officers in body bags? Pigs in a blanket
@bobbybrown85593 жыл бұрын
15:26 "it wont make it into the video" well that was a fucking lie
@swiftor3 жыл бұрын
Sloppy editing bald man
@bobbybrown85593 жыл бұрын
@@swiftor But great vid tho
@Ethandumas013 жыл бұрын
@@swiftor I’m still sorry
@spawn8623 жыл бұрын
Alien vs. Predator got me. WTF. ROFL I got one. My uncle was called to go to the hospital because something happen to his wife the doctors said Doctor: I'm sorry sir, I have bad news for you. We need to amputate your wife. My uncle's response: So what's the bad news then?
@Krallei3 жыл бұрын
Seen your thumbnail and thought vsauce plays games lol. Had to click on it because I knew it was to good to be true.
@Seth_kinda_italian3 жыл бұрын
“Why you got to do me like that chat?” Well how about you get a original joke
@fbi25223 жыл бұрын
11:22 this was satisfying:)
@ninjabeswift9963 жыл бұрын
Lmao im sorry if anyone was offended in this video but if you not thanks for watching i enjoy the dark humor
@ajstargaming44563 жыл бұрын
The alien vs predator joke was good
@Christian_gains3 жыл бұрын
man i LOVE THEM
@loganverschuer795 Жыл бұрын
They should do a version were they drop pick up lines instead
@sethnary39743 жыл бұрын
10:40 that joke should have kept him in, it’s soooooo bad
@thelag1522 жыл бұрын
I honestly don't get the joke.
@codelogic90183 жыл бұрын
Why is it convenient to bring an emo kid to the grocery store. You can scan their wrists for discounts. I'm burning for this one. Lol
@notdivinium2 жыл бұрын
WAIT I KNOW PRODIGY, HES IN MY FRIENDS ON ACTIVISION!
@DP23x3 жыл бұрын
Been watching since bo2
@sandman81023 жыл бұрын
ngl, i forgot about swiftor. Im glad i got to see him again and see these videos that give me a nostalgic feeling😂
@qtfn3 жыл бұрын
Just got the upload notification!
@eriadorranger21962 жыл бұрын
I never knew my real ladder
@Ioxidine3 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious
@azuleslight3 жыл бұрын
i said the bowling one since i was like 8 it goes "your momma's like a bowling ball. she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the alley and still comes back for more!"
@ZombieCraft-ds4bm3 жыл бұрын
15:31, uh oh
@arielmonterrosa68153 жыл бұрын
Just followes on his Twitch, yall should really do the samee!!!
@calebleach46583 жыл бұрын
Like this series
@blu75553 жыл бұрын
What do you care about more Fans = F Money = $ Entertainment = E
@TopOppTnkDrakooMula3 жыл бұрын
10:53 😭😭😭😭😂😩
@Sirhell10143 жыл бұрын
I’ve got one for some in the future ( I was kicked out of the library today for put a book on woman’s rights in the fantasy section)
@mattmartin67133 жыл бұрын
No limit? Hell my jokes are way to horrible for this
@The_One_And_Only_PudgyPenguinx3 жыл бұрын
I hate people who have to correct jokes.
@ethanfinnegan55233 жыл бұрын
2:20 it was 75% yes wth lol
@nv_boredom.at.its.finest3 жыл бұрын
In surprised chat didn't decimate the umbrella joke because it's used every game
@Logantinsman2 жыл бұрын
Where can I watch this stream
@boinkingyamumsohardithurts123 жыл бұрын
How thicc is thicc silver
@KingLinkVR3 жыл бұрын
I wonder where they get their jokes from. If anyone knows, please tell me.
@majesty_vfx75563 жыл бұрын
Wheres the discord link
@jaxxonrunstedler69753 жыл бұрын
I’m never gonna give you up
@joshuapayton12453 жыл бұрын
i dont know if you had this in your twitch notification title but if i saw something other then sellout, like "swiftor says" or "cod mini games" or "no limit jokes" i would click on it immediately, not that i don't like sellout, but yeah.
@thomasshelby32483 жыл бұрын
I didn’t get the parent joke could someone explain?