No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle - Philistine (Dual Mix)

[@MariotheAnimator]

Even the URL thinks this song SLAPs

[@Spamdrew128]

Slapc*

[@prinnygaming9371]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sHy4oo2oiNGUpsU

[@conflesses]

XD

[@akesel5472]

That is amazing holy shit

[@Roscar.]

Based URL

[@tessajalloh3914]

The argument has been solved, the best mix of Philistine is 'yes'. This friggin' slaps. I love it.

[@mrdeun3655]

you meant slapc

[@kaidatong1704]

lemme try thics huh

[@clonetrooper75]

both good :)

[@billywayne1007]

I literally can't tell the differents

[@Cxldr3]

I know fans are divided on which version sounds best, but at least they sound dope together

[@kingjamesbond4009]

You act as though payback makes you worthy of your own Fighter Pack? Well you're a goddamn Mii Costume!

[@danieloftamriel]

Actual gold

[@virtualcynical8515]

*Cries in Reality of the Smash Roster

[@Anonymous-73]

Honestly I just use Travis and act like I’m playing a fighter pack Helps numb the pain

[@abdelali9279]

Everyone: MGR's boss themes are so great because the lyrics talk about the character motives and can even address to Raiden himself. Margaret Moonlight: Hold my Sniper Scythe.

[@pop-ster4418]

Knuckles in Sonic Adventure 2:Hold my gloves (jk fr tho)

[@Anonymous-73]

Devil May Cry: hold my pizza

[@Dashinix]

This whole song was a direct diss to his life philosophy it’s awesome

[@awesomehazimex7410]

@@Dashinix Most lyrical boss themes : It appears our beliefs are different, however I truly believe I am in the right so prove to me if your beliefs are better than mine with our fists! Philistine : nah lmao you just kinda suck ngl

[@itsanti2748]

So what I'm getting Metal Gear Rising songs: Backstory Devil May Cry songs:Dante/Vergil perspective Frontiers:Sonic's perspective Adventure 2:Self-explanatory This?:Literally roasting the protagonist😭

[@PinkLightnan]

Since NMH3 is confirmed for switch next year, here's hoping we get a re-release of 1+2 on switch as well. 🙏

[@Himmelschenk]

Marvelous please

[@VixdadKeyhart]

suda was asked in an interview and he was all like "you want it?" and they were like yeah lol

[@tristama_youtube]

@@VixdadKeyhart was it the one at Momocon?

[@Gamsterjeff600]

On PC too. We got most of his games on there

[@clowto7679]

Suda said we're getting 1 and 2 along with the release of 3 when it comes out

[@skadi2411]

Catchy as hell ;)

[@electromaniac9723]

Did you memorize the song?

[@azureblizzard721]

T-that... is so... *sublime.*

[@topdog2007]

@@azureblizzard721 *walks away wistling it*

[@breadbreadington5735]

MARGERET DEAD

[@danieloftamriel]

*EPIC GUITAR SOLO*

[@SilverJ17]

You know, I learned something from this. I've never played this game, but man... Maraget had Ruby Rose beaten by three years on the whole Scythe that doubles as a gun thing. It even has a sniper ability. Oh, and she wields two of them, not one.

[@ferdykurniatriyuliananda0521]

If you don't count silver eyes, yes technically Margaret could beat Ruby easily

[@guardedman3408]

You should play no more heroes it's fun.

[@kingofthegrimm6161]

I had an idea for a fan fic which is ruby becoming margret

[@Anonymous-73]

Honestly NMH and RWBY are similar in many ways Except NMH is actually good

[@goddragon8637]

Okay at that point it's not even cool anymore that's just downright sexy as hell!

[@lv.2073]

100% memorized

[@Naujogeid]

That's is so... Sublime

[@topdog2007]

@@Naujogeid *walks away wistling it*

[@vincentambry9419]

@@topdog2007 and the moon showing your shadow

[@topdog2007]

@@vincentambry9419 man that was tragic boss fights in the game they just trying to surivie and the company just fucking them over

[@vincentambry9419]

@@topdog2007 bad girl is a bitch XD

[@BigBoss-fr3oc]

Great job! Ever since I played NMH 2 I couldn't stop listening to Philistine. I'll be listening to this for a while now.

[@vampyreash]

"Catchy as hell."

[@markvo250]

Just Ash Did you memorize the song?

[@MikeTomcreator1337]

I have an old version of this song that I downloaded to my iPod back in 2009, that has remained in my Top 30 Played since then XD

[@carljohan9265]

The beauty of it, all Margaret wanted was to be remembered. That's why her song is catchy as hell.

[@PlayDANMAKU]

*Reads description* Well my dude, No more heroes 3 is on the way

[@megamasteritey7027]

And it will be glorious

[@DailyToxicBoost]

@@megamasteritey7027 I am hyped but the trailer just wasnt doing it for me, Im all in for that alien typ of stuff but, there wasnt much of slicing ya' know?

[@Anonymous-73]

It’s here and it’s gold

[@idkimshy]

I already played nmh3 and... well, I love it Not as much as nmh2 but still, it's awesome Especially the references and all the random stuff LMAO, THE VELVET CHAIR GIRL CUTSCENE CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD 😭

[@nf743]

"Reaper, Reaper", that's what people call me! Why? 'Cause they all die! When I sing, I end their lives You act as though payback makes you a noble man Is that a fact? Well, you're a goddamn Philistine! "Reaper, Reaper", that's what people call me! Why? 'Cause they all die! When I sing, I end their lives You act as though payback makes you a noble man Is that a fact? Well, you're a goddamn Philistine! Requiem eternal Bullets right through the sternum Lullaby to Hell, babe Reaper's got your name! Margaret is Greek, you geek It means 'a pearl'; I'm a pure girl Boys cannot crack this oyster shell, so go on Whip around that sword like you're the best; it's a such a bore Another hero! Oh, please! Margaret is Greek, you geek It means 'a pearl'; I'm a pure girl Boys cannot crack this oyster shell, so go on Whip around that sword like you're the best; it's a such a bore Another hero! Oh, please! Requiem eternal Reaper has come, sinner! Thigh-high socks are my absolute territory Go on and drool; the Otaku cannot resist You think the fire in your eyes makes you a tiger in disguise Dream on, you goddamn pussy! "Reaper, Reaper", that's what people call me! Why? 'Cause they all die! When I sing, I end their lives You act as though payback makes you a noble man Is that a fact? Well, you're a goddamn Philistine

[@Spine223]

written on my gravestone this will be, it is said those who read it will in the end help pull me back to mortal earth

[@Himmelschenk]

Praying to god both versions of Philistine plays at random when 2 gets remade on switch because both are great

[@BigLord]

Boy do I have news for you

[@Beepbep101]

@@BigLord What? I know the new game is a sequel but not much else

[@BigLord]

@@Beepbep101 Both songs are in the port of the second game!

[@Beepbep101]

@@BigLord ah nice ty!

[@Himmelschenk]

@@BigLord They're not, only the Fukuda Mix is in. Either that or I missed an update??

[@MadChalla]

the algorithm struck gold with this one

[@nin64]

1:29 This part is amazing

[@nothanksidiot]

bestie

[@Pan_Z]

Thanks for this. Well-made mixups like this go underappreciated.

[@greywalker505]

I’ve had all of the lyrics in my head for years. Wonder how she’d feel about that.

[@Soren9302]

Sublime

[@Spine223]

hmm, I think she would feel pretty peeved ya know, since it's a secret between her and whoever kills her (as if). Someone spying / hearing this song from the comfort of their home is not exactly a respectful way to earn a hear from her death song!

[@DireWolf1412]

She'd probably be flattered before she put one between your eyes.

[@omega5366]

This bops so hard, it’s such a good mix.

[@GreatSageSunWukong]

No more heroes 3 due in this year, I'm listening to this in preparation I hope 3 has tunes that are as catchy as hell, we need remakes of 1 and 2.

[@slappingshrimp4661]

If orca force says anything about the ost then yeah it's gonna kick ass

[@ArkosMan]

Reaper, Reaper, That's what people call me. Why? 'Cause they all die. When I sing, I end their lives. You act as though payback makes you a noble man. Is that a fact? Well, you're a goddamn philistine! [2x] Requiem eternal, Bullets right through the sternum, Lullaby to hell bane, Reaper's got your name. Margaret is Greek you geek, It means a pearl, I'm a pure girl. Boys cannot crack this oyster shell, So go on, whip around that sword like you're the best, It's such a bore, Another hero? Oh please. [2x] Requiem aeternum, reaper has come, sinner. Thigh high socks are my absolute territory, Go on and drool, the Otaku can not resist. You think the fire in your eyes makes you a tiger in disguise? Dream on, you goddamn pussy! Reaper, reaper, That's what people call me. Why? 'Cause they all die. When I sing, I end their lives. You act as though payback makes you a noble man. Is that a fact? Well, you're a goddamn philistine!

[@Dusty_Jack]

AND my absolute territory

[@ArkosMan]

@@Dusty_Jack just posting what I saw in the official wiki.

[@Dusty_Jack]

@@ArkosMan well you do you. Just giving my input.

[@dexnasty9586]

For some reason, I always heard "mind your manners geeky geek".

[@alexiryo]

@@Dusty_Jack your input fucking sucks

[@rigulur]

Best mix. Last one got taken down some months ago, but I'm glad someone uploaded another

[@serbian_knife_fight]

OH GOD ITS SO FUCKING *C O O L* Edit:Thanks for the heart and great song man. Good to see NMH still has a great community!

[@snooplenny3765]

I've wanted a version of this song for so long. thank you.

[@hhhblovek7953]

Thank you so much for making this; I never knew how much I needed this in my life until now

[@CooperativeCowboy25]

This is the actual intended version of the song. I refuse to believe otherwise.

[@LuckiSir]

sounds so cool listening to them combined, liked :D

[@Anonymous-73]

Margret is proof Travis could eliminate the entire RWBY cast

[@Anonymous-73]

@Red Knight cause of death: suicide

[@yukiterumi7371]

I mean, after the events of travis strikes again and nmh3 he could clap them easily.

[@AzureMoebius22]

I'd like to see that crossover happen.

[@lunacurtis780]

Only because, as his encoutners with Speed Buster and Holly SUmmers show us very clearly, Travis has one specific POWER that keeps him in the game - his body is physically unbreakable.

[@lunacurtis780]

Explosions, bombs, lasers... it doesn't even scratch his clothes...

[@voidman9]

woahhh holy fuckk dude this sounds so cool

[@Chiisaru]

This is it pals, the top 5 best song in the whole franchise.

[@Spine223]

I draw art to become as splendid as the imagery depicted in this piece. Combined with this, apotheosis of media, song I can't help but notice the beautiful composition. The rotated camera and flashing lights giving a more theatrical look which is fully warranted considering the audacity of her fight. Interesting as there are two focal points in this picture, the blending into the moon which is a pristine exemplification of one of her more powerful abilities, to render invisible to the human eye (somehow), AND you know exactly what the second focal point is you filthy male! I know it was the first thing you noticed and, I, - only noticed it upon second discovery. The perfect color diction between the silver moon and the seemingly green but more gray / grey, you gross American, hair is a wonderful overlaying color. The rest is history, literally, her design is the same I think. Interesting how similar this is to RWBY.

[@MidnightBlueRed]

Catchy as hell

[@dandrive3249]

One of the best diss tracks of all time.

[@stonexl]

1080p 60FPS remasters of both games on Switch with reworked motion controls for the joy cons. It's all I want in life.

[@EntermateStar]

reworked for an option for no motion controls would be optimal : /

[@EntermateStar]

@Anthony Garcia okay?

[@janmarcoperezbatres2203]

@@EntermateStar I kind of expected you to be happy because you got what you wished. Huh.

[@EntermateStar]

@@janmarcoperezbatres2203 doing the bare minimum for what a developer should do in this age shouldn't be something to applaud at. The only reason nintendo got away with that shitty mario collection is because it's nintendo and mario. Nothing to do with the actual games

[@donet0death240]

@@EntermateStar When the standard for these kinds of mashups is what Nintendo did, praising devs for doing the right thing isn't gonna hurt. It's the only real positive input you could possibly have.

[@jkopc]

Catchy as HELL!!

[@rougethebatlover9952]

Honestly, Margaret Moonlight deserved to be the final boss instead of the loathsome Jasper Batt/Chad/Blimp, Jr. for No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle (2010)! And by the way, happy fiftieth birthday, Tara Strong!

[@rolando90s]

Jasper bat jr is boring ass boss ever. In VGH.

[@ieatcheeselikeyouforbreakf2654]

She’s gotta stay in fourth since 4 represents death in Japan

[@georgeridden1705]

Oh damn. She's getting old...

[@AMERICANSQVIDIOT]

this literally incinerated my wig i love it so much

[@alexiryo]

u got cancer?

[@AMERICANSQVIDIOT]

@@alexiryo for Margaret I would do anything

[@alexiryo]

@@AMERICANSQVIDIOT like get cancer

[@jakket999]

@@alexiryo yes

[@alextapia8798]

Best thing I heard in a while.

[@trickmaster5632]

These games are some of the coolest boss and music wise so a 3rd one definitely needed to be a thing or i would have flip some tables, also wouldn't it be awesome if Margaret moonlight came back as an actual grim reaper!

[@미스터제이-l5o]

it's wonderful !

[@nocturne1990]

Hey I told you guys somebody on the internet would splice the two, not in quite the way I had imagined but still

[@Lucario7280]

Can't wait to play NMH Trilogy today

[@MrAllmightyCornholioz]

Didn't realized that "Absolute Territory" is the English translation for Zettai Ryōiki after revisiting this song recently.

[@brianpguil]

Imagine if this song came with the Travis mii costume for smash ultimate

[@Havik61]

I think having lines like "dream on you goddamn pussy" in it would kill any real consideration for that, lol

[@Anonymous-73]

@@Havik61 because Nintendo has not discovered the advanced technology of editing software

[@Havik61]

@@Anonymous-73 This isn't like shorting Rivers in the Desert to avoid them saying "hot as hell" that one time. 'Goddamn' is used a lot. even then lyrics talk about her killing people or drooling over her thigh-highs. They'd have to make the song an instrumental to avoid all of that.

[@Anonymous-73]

@@Havik61 yeah you’re probably right, that or have a pg voice over. But it would still slap either way

[@mr.manmccheese7240]

Just another No more heroes W.

[@sirrealism7300]

I loved the character Bad-Man in that NMH spinoff game. I hope he appears in NMH3

[@legacyzdeluxe7156]

Your wish has been granted!

[@hilotakenaka]

In the worst way possible

[@legacyzdeluxe7156]

@@hilotakenaka Well,yes,but at least it shows up for a moment XD

[@Itsunobaby]

Well…you got your wish granted…so hey that’s better then nothing right?

[@GigerGang]

Rest in peace, Badman 💔 he had to watch his daughter die and she also had to watch him die

[@aydennuula979]

Love it! Like the mixing of the best of both versions. Did it cross your mind to include a bit of the unused "retake" version (as it's called online) in this mix or did it seem like that would make it too cluttered?

[@christhenerdyderg3916]

NMH3 is gonna be out sometime this year

[@archangel8715]

Margaret is the best Waifu of all time.

[@Anonymous-73]

The irony of this comment is enough to make a whole ass Final Fantasy sword goddamn

[@rhyzvanic3660]

I don't know how I got here I have never played any No More Heroes games I have no idea HOW I never played any No More Heroes games I need to play No More Heroes

[@kingplatinum1012]

Get hyped for NMH3 soon

[@shannonrubin5370]

Mate it’s on switch now, get to it you’ve got rankings to climb and philistines to slay

[@nerdyfan21]

Josh scorcher is how I got here lol

[@kingofthegrimm6161]

@@nerdyfan21 same

[@Anonymous-73]

“Ayo who’s the best RWBY character” “Margret” “Who the hell is margret” “Well you’re a goddamn philistine”

[@Ctrekoz]

First I loved only US version, but after a year or so I now love both of them. Jap version slaps too, man I love 2:10-2:56 so much. Jap version just has more energetic and creative mixing, mainly instrumental parts but also voice filtering. Eng one then seems boring when you return to it xD, but it is just more clean with stable rhythm and lyrics to hear clearly, more clarity.

[@redrum0127]

i wondered why the version on my mp3 player sounded different than what i remembered...

[@BaundoSuta]

Noticed the yt link has the word SLAP for how much of a banger this is

[@DJNenz]

NMH1 AND 2 ON SWITCH LETS GOOOOOOOOO

[@paolobenni310]

Nmh the masterpiece sagas

[@Loinscurvey]

fucking oath this song is good

[@themusicstash2696]

What genre is this? I love it!!!

[@GigerGang]

Hyper-pop/J-rock

[@deathbykonami5487]

"Do you know this song?" "Nope!" "How tragic! Then let me teach you..."

[@Goobermcnutkin]

I feel like some of the song is calling out all those who kill for revenge.

[@vanceschluter5016]

The main character is killing for revenge

[@Anonymous-73]

Or who simp over anime

[@Dashinix]

@@Anonymous-73 the main character also simps over anime

[@nobgs4505]

​@@Dashinix Basically this song is 100% calling out Travis.

[@SuperMiIk]

My wig

[@arisenpawn425]

snatched

[@lilbayo.-.1442]

In ORBIT

[@seanturner1197]

This hits as hard as those customised dual .50 calibre rifles she uses.

[@ParanoidTheMarvin]

catch as hell

[@bgbss680]

KZbin recommended coming through for once

[@maidslover1205]

Did you memorize this song?.

[@emerl298]

One hundred percent...

[@DailyToxicBoost]

@@emerl298 That's so... sublime...

[@tekhne05]

Catchy as hell

[@diamondking3785]

Is this ironic that this fits both BlazBlue's Ragna & RWBY's Ruby Rose? Since Ragna has Sword (The Azure Grimoire) that can become a Scythe (During his Astral: Black Onslaught) & Ruby's Crescent Rose that can become Gun & a Sniper Rifle as well. Since most of the comments have a bunch of RWBY jokes in the comments, like Anon73 stating that Travis could "eliminate the RWBY cast" but who am I to say?

[@rolando90s]

Can I say. I wanted the No more heroes character in Blazblue crosstag battle sequal.

[@mouseevil5586]

🤟🤟

[@emprex122]

you even add the whistle

[@RadishHead7]

Travis should of been the dlc spot that Byleth Took.

[@Idontcare-ef1yn]

I bet you guys her will be playbill in nmh3 anyone her a fan favorite I not like her boss fight but her song I love her just unfair the only reason why I win because you guys sometime you think you die but he go back up that why

[@breadbreadington5735]

godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died jokes aside, pretty sure she's not coming back from the grave for the sake of fanservice, but considering its nmh, cant exactly rule it out *completely*

[@fraudhoward1409]

@@breadbreadington5735 yeah that's true death doesn't seem to matter in NMH anymore since Badgirl got ressurrected in TSA

[@stephenmahilum285]

A Vtuber named Calli should sing this song lol

[@DrAnimePhD]

Guh

[@BlastingBigLoads2]

*G U H*

[@alicemargatroid52]

No

[@hdelmas1]

Wait! Did Tara Strong sing this?😳

[@TheGameCube64Guy]

Actually, it was sung by Nadia Gifford.

[@KodaKitten333]

Who else is thinking joshscorcher

[@MagiKami]

Sounds like a mix between P5, Naruto, night core(but slow), the title song for Yo Kai watch 2, and a Japanese pop band

[@TKZhyon]

das ist feuer

[@katsef3934]

Oh?

[@namesurname8474]

Sp a chuubniyu and a weeb walk into a bar

[@rebornnora]

Mori calliope in a nutshell

[@desty4030]

That's a really weird drawing

[@kasyedey]

Ngl the other version is better

[@Spine223]

shut up111111

[@ericx6969]

They should have brought her back in 3

[@MsMvsc]

How?

[@dragonmastertheedgeking1595]

@@MsMvsc The same way the brought back Bad Girl and Destroyman. With the power of ✨✨✨Fanservice✨ ✨✨

[@Dashinix]

@@MsMvsc i’d say she could come back in the fourth game to take Travis to hell if he ends up there. The whole goddess of death shtick, the FOUR motifs, Her being ranked fourth and all that 4 meaning 四 or 死 （Death). Not to mention, the whistling after the battle. I like to think it’s a nod to the beginning of the battle as she whistled the tune to Travis, and that she somehow lives on spiritually. I’d love to hear that whistle once more in the fourth game. In ten years.