No more hiding

[@Citrus_El_Thrust]

It's okay Dizzy, we know it'll happen again

[@Chickenbowser]

The totally put on, half hearted corporate apology was beautifully done. Dizzy is a master in her field!

[@zerrodefex]

"We're soooorrrryyy..."

[@MASJYT]

Years of experience in corporate jobs man.

[@ridleythestrange]

She wants us to think she parties hard lmaooooooo!!!

[@NKRcometDB]

Don't blame her, her delusions are getting so vivid she can't differentiate memories from delusions anymore. So sad that her age has finally caught up to her. Prayers and wishes to her and her associates

[@YourTypicalMental]

Not a graduation announcement, guys. We're good.

[@Krensharpaw]

It's not white background and black text so, it's fine.

[@emmetcoyne6436]

Only one word "Brave." 👏

[@mr.pollito6303]

Stuning and vrave. I hope she apologizes for '01, but this is a step to the good direction

[@pavelowjohn9167]

Poprocks and Hot Sauce.....the downfall of many a Vtuber, smh.....

[@Rogue-a-Pogue]

Just those born before 1993: they charge their pacemakers, snort hot sauce and lie.

[@Cursed_Crystal]

At first i was scared that something might happen but the longer she went then the less real it was getting. Good one Dizzy you got me

[@Ytilee]

what do you MEAN? we won't get the photos of Airi dressed as Jerry bending over Dizzy????? then why even live!?!

[@Vedues]

My oshi, ladies and gentlemen! Note to self: gift more memberships so all can enjoy whatever chaos she's about to unleash.

[@grindkerensky]

arent member only gifted to people who were already members?

[@humanbeing8676]

​@grindkerensky nope non-members can get gifted too

[@bonogiamboni4830]

​@@humanbeing8676can confirm, i randomly got a mint membership a few days after her redebut. Also a ukrainian guy talking about the war.

[@grindkerensky]

@@humanbeing8676 Then I am just unlucky I guess :c

[@humanbeing8676]

@grindkerensky never give up hope it will happen someday! I beliieve in you!

[@yakumoyomi5765]

This moment will go down in history as an example of true valor and courage. Thank you, Dizzler.

[@intrynzyk]

Now that's a sales pitch. lol

[@Moricarne]

What a coaster. Actually shocked me all 15 sec of suddenly seeing the video pop up in my feed and the other 30 sec or so listening to the situation before my anxiety dissipated once she mentioned sniffing pop rocks and hot sauce off the other gals... I feel dizzled now

[@corteaz2793]

I'm shocked. Shocked and horrified. So which tier do we need to be to see the photos?

[@Bam_bone]

While im disgusted by witnessing such actions an it takes a toll on my soul, it is my solemn duty as a private investigator to thoroughly examine every frame for any wrongdoings....

[@seeker2297]

But like what websites specifically theres alot of them

[@isengarde9490]

0:20 I mean, at least she's honest.

[@erickjoestar1561]

She made a severe and continuous lapse in her judgment 😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭

[@Fubuki-gun]

"OH MY GOD THAT'S DISGUSTING, WHERE?"

[@triplej26532]

What a brave soul with pop rocks and hot sauce.

[@itsSlipps]

She had me in the first half not gonna lie...lol

[@NonameCreature]

I am contacting upper management, my Phase Connect stocks have taken a heavy hit. Me and the other shareholders will have Sakana removed and now you will run the company as punishment until we recover our profits.

[@mknigh]

Im shocked and horrified, looking forward to the official release

[@Mobios118]

She had me in the first half not going to lie, I thought something had happened, that’s a good one Dizzy 😂

[@MenheraEnjoyer]

This is one of the greatest sales pitch I have ever heard

[@gustav25897]

Of course Meemaw was involved. How many times has she come to stream tweaking on pop rocks and Franks Red Hot?

[@sortableline72]

Hell yea, pop rocks and hot sauce! This is gonna be a great bday stream.

[@TheLad196]

I can't believe you would cheat on ember with airi dressed as jelly moreover 😭 THINK OF MUYU DIZZY, WHAT OF MUYU

[@BlueArpeggio.PoDoDan]

I was scared to the point of shaking my hands but now I'm shidding in my pants also

[@wooden_ox]

Very cool, Dizzy. Thanks

[@Shroomeks]

My oshi, living up to our expectations. So brave

[@ulrickts]

I'm glad it turned into a joke but it had me really worried at the start there. Especially after what happened to Keekihime, I hope these Vtubers take care and are safe in their personal lives.

[@GD0nly]

I've never heard such a tantalising sales pitch for channel membership....

[@Plikatombé]

The first step to change is acceptance. Great apology Dizzy sooooo brave 👏👏

[@Hulfor]

Cant believe the Dizzy Dokock isn't real 😢

[@Furluge]

You had me up until snorting pop rocks.

[@zephyrzavala1695]

This is definitely one of the best marketing takes ive ever seen

[@Axle..]

How dare you Dizzy, those Pop Rocks had a family!

[@Aliciously]

BRAVE AND STUNNING

[@natu101yay]

Thank you for addressing this.

[@beardedmountain4893]

Why did I play this video at work.. on speaker.. lmao. Also. Had to double check my membership was upto date.

[@0-kingsloth-020]

0:30 godamn i wish

[@grandotaku2501]

Well played Dizzy, you had me for 15 secs.

[@DESUDESU24]

Damn, I thought it was real and was gonna go looking for them.

[@panzergott5622]

Just finished a goon sesh to the photos in question then this pops up in my recommended. What a coincidence.

[@ravebunny6372]

🤣🤣 Poprocks lol haven't had those in years :3 I should get some ❤

[@alj4259]

You're a goddamn champion, DIzzy!! A FUKKENN CHAMPEENN!!

[@SmilingGator96]

Oh my God! Online? That's disgusting! Where? Specifically, where so I can avoid them?

[@ChudBoulder]

We have to get the green cannons out for this stream then.

[@AshersAesera]

My expectations were low, but damn~

[@RoflCannon6]

Dizzy: To everyone who saw my leaks, you’re welcome and I’m sorry you can’t handle all _this._

[@gr33dl0cknein3]

i can't believe Dizzy would do this. I blame Lumi.

[@Revenge221]

Man, I know this is parody, and half of my brain is still convinced this is real, lol. Well played, Dizzy!

[@woodsmen8573]

0/10 apology. No dog! No Ukulele! No sad violin! And worst of all Not enough deep "sigh" at the start of the video.

[@uzimakiking]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIZZY!

[@raresuwako6796]

Video was scarier than most modern day horror movie trailers

[@Blinktalent]

Such a tragic turn of events on a day of celebration. You are so brave for addressing this.

[@ImPipkinrick]

i had to watch this over and over just to slowly process each thing

[@Professorkek]

Shame. 😔 When is Sakana going to apologise to the investors?

[@GarrettFruge]

"bending me over in the washroom" 😂

[@OlivariusGuy]

yea ofc it was jerry again

[@DAFORCEFilms]

Usually I’d immediately catch this is a joke, but seeing as this is Phase…

[@theodoresmith3353]

That cosplay really was wild tho

[@jeremyzachary9993]

Happy Birthday Dizzy 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@johnzero7]

I am sorry Dizzy, but I can't take your apology seriously without an ukulele.😢

[@Zer0Blizzard]

I was wondering why this showed up. Then I heard the pop rocks and the releasing of said disgusting filthy content that no one would want to see ever. I now completely understand and realize the gravity of the situation. It is with a heavy heart that I must, in all good conscience and faith, take the burden upon myself and request openness and transparency from those affected, so that we may all learn from these mistakes. Please do the needful.

[@Shrimplicit]

I think distributing the images as soon as possible is the right choice dizzy. Good on you.

[@PK_Scratch]

Oh, I'm slightly disappointed that the level of degeneracy was that tame. Not sure how these absolutely real and legit leaks caused so much trouble.

[@ryanm4281]

This took courage, stay strong in these trying times.

[@GNackers53]

You might want to invest in a ukulele for the next time you make an "apology" video like this.

[@redshipley]

Its terrible that you had such a horrible scandal on your birthday. As to respect your wishes I'll be looking at those photos the moment you release them so the leaker doesn't win.

[@hoppy8008]

I find Dizzy's robocall voice amusing.

[@Piquard]

brave and stunningpilled

[@T.D.Ferguson]

Royal Jelly: Not even once.

[@RichyArg]

Goddamit dizzy, she was 12!(years over the legal drinking age)

[@USELESSDCK]

This apology implies it won't happen again...

[@TheKindofTiredSleepCantFix]

Stunning and brave

[@ArthurMCross]

Can you believe this, guys?!?!

[@tonycrayford3893]

I believe it all right, I'll also believe it the next time it happens 😂😂

[@asa_6110]

This is like what someone had to do after losing a bet

[@shinigamiauthor]

I can't believe this apology. Needed a ukulele.

[@camilo9192]

* nervous laughter *

[@mmpsp693]

So this is the surprise at the end of the birthday stream.

[@Nice_Hat]

Normal Dizzy behavior but caught on camera this time, nice.

[@Ytilee]

we didn't expect much from you, but i do think that's still beneath you DO. BETTER. (thank god we're getting the photos released as member content, I didn't want to scour the internet for them)

[@CaptUnderseer]

Thank you for your heroic bravery

[@braveagentg]

Somehow Jelly seems to be more involved than initially implied 🤔

[@bachelorchownowwithflavor3712]

I'm out of the loop because I was at work all day, but I'm assuming she's trolling us.

[@backgroundnoise9310]

A class act all the way.

[@The_Polyp]

This is next level shitpost.

[@antthefool7637]

0:38 Jell-Ri

[@flashtirade]

She's so real for this

[@steelblake]

You knoe the video is good when it begins with the big SIGH !!!

[@Kotazumaa]

I'll need those explicit materials for analysis

[@angrysammich5762]

Oh my god?! That’s disgusting! Where?!?

[@limbothebiggay1709]

"Dizzy Dokuro Birthday" is the stream link

[@bdmngs5884]

I believe the photos exist. I don't believe we'll get to see them. But on the off chance, it might be worth showing up... just incase... for research...

[@8-bit_Dad]

I’m ready to see record numbers today on Dizzy’s Stream!!!!

[@OneTime836]

what the frick? lol what is goin on??? 😂

[@youngthinker1]

Happy birthday

[@wendra3676]

Yo where can i get that bodypillow

[@FateMissedDeath]

Yo why did Dizzy's voice get so hot though?

[@SagaVonDrusus]

YOOOO I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS BROOOOOO