[No Straight Roads] finding Neon J's age in 5 minutes

[@Cassette_Girl]

I'M SIMPING FOR THIS OLD CYBORG MAN! _WHAT THE FUUUUUU-!_

[@creampuffsimp3760]

IQJQAJANNAJAJAJAJAJAJAJNA

[@looper4283]

Us to any attractive old man Yes I am seeing you Neon J, Flippy, and other veteran in game/series

[@looper4283]

Also Big Band from Skullgirls

[@randomfrog6966]

LMAO THE END OF THE VIDEO we really simpin for a senior citizen

[@rumpalug]

.. Yes.

[@creampuffsimp3760]

WhY

[@dirzaghdheerik5998]

Hopefully im not hahaha

[@iwillhelpiwilldefeatjustin4310]

Good analysis, but considering that Neon J has the body of a cyborg, it can be assumed that he was mortally wounded to a point where he had to be moved into a metallic body in order for him to live. If that was the case, then he would've been forced into early retirement, matching up with the wiki data

[@bignerd7934]

This is a really good analysis and I really like how you referenced malaysian military! I might even delve into this more since I also want to find out everything from a simple design, though I do want to point out that officially (ish? the source here you can find on his wiki, but it's said by someone who was part of the metronomik cast) Neon J is in his 40s! Though this is still very interesting to look at and I might try to do some research on this too!

[@spaceteafox0w0]

Why’d they make the senior citizen hot though think about it-

[@KB-mr7lb]

His brain is squished in his moniter

[@hyperkineticbunny3069]

Really cool analysis! But Neon J’s canonical age is actually 40!! Hes only a year younger than Dj subatomic supernova!

[@immortalzorn]

I must know how you obtained this info

[@Zappyjoan]

didn't they say he was in his 40s? i dont remember a specific age

[@bennybyeboo976]

@@Zappyjoan devs said in in a twitch stream I believe. I don't remember which one, but the link to it might be on the wiki

[@lhynieartz6235]

Yeah guys neon j is actually 40 so DONT WORRY cuz hes not that old XD and I found his age on freaking sexypedia wiki 😂

[@crystaleyeofwoof5537]

I think I’m mentally ill over a cyborg TV head 40* year old ex military navy soldier/general who owns a boy band of 5 fruity robots

[@chem_mong]

me fr

[@woffydoggy686]

I would simp for him even if he has 1000 years old, honestly.

[@chem_mong]

facts

[@wall_sniper]

Same

[@amtrakisveryepic]

We need more info on Neon J and 1010 ;w;

[@auselessartistcallsarah5428]

I want more ab green 1010

[@FoubreakV8]

He was hinted to be extremely wounded to the point of having his organs moved to a metallic body… possibly forcing him into early retirement. Besides he’s canonically somewhere in his 40s

[@gvilla004437]

I'm going to go and make a call out post on Twitter now

[@chem_mong]

ruh oh

[@beepboop7641]

Thank you for doing this I have been educated oh btw about his age?? I've read in the NSR wiki that he's around his 40's... though I'm not sure if it's canon

[@plaguedeene]

The devs said that he is in his late 40s

[@powerONdelta]

Simple. Neon J is 1,010 years old

[@BloomyCali]

I love him being a grandpa so yesss 👁️👁️ grandpa mode

[@jojoberry6320]

Neon J is in their 40s but since he was mortally wounded he had to be turned into a cyborg. So don't loose hope in sumpong for the captain

[@evalynnmesserli]

Lol the panic is unnecessary he’s only in his 40s not quite an old man yet

[@walidhammadou4605]

you could simp dj subatomic supernova

[@2oodoo747]

He could still be active duty, even if the war has ended

[@chem_mong]

Imagine: you're in the trenches and then while reloading your gun, someone next to you yelling "MARK TARGET!" and then an echo of robotic voices say in harmony "Load and shoot~!" and it was Neon J and 1010.

[@Fionacle]

I just wanna say before I get farther into the video, knowing that other people have searched for neon j x reader lemons is the most validating thing????

[@ghostlyflame1479]

didnt the wiki say he was in his 40s :V

[@creampuffsimp3760]

I HAVE ADMIN AND I WILL BAN THE SIMPS

[@calliecorn]

DO IT YOULL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE HAH

[@Fionacle]

Okay, first of all, AAAAAAAAAAAA Second, I’m pretty sure he had to leave the war because of an injury, I don’t think it’s said anywhere I just feel like that’s the case?? I don’t know???? Would he still count as a veteran??????????

[@ph4nt1sm]

why does he sound so gOOD if hes THAT OLLLDDD

[@pickleostrich]

lol beautiful ending

[@rocketsupremacyyy]

IS IT BAD I HYPERFIXATE FOR A WAR VETERAN TV ROBOT OLD MAN

[@ZERUSZEETH]

>:D my country is Malaysia! Haha

[@twizzpaw900]

WoW...

[@Cassette_Girl]

Hi sister! 🙋🏽‍♀😂

[@dirzaghdheerik5998]

1:44 melampau betul duit datang dari mana tu 🤣🤣

[@chem_mong]

kumpul semua duit metronomik hahah

[@emilyoflynn]

AKCHYUALLY, you are wrong because the wiki page for neon j states that he is 40-something also, i headcanon that vinyl city is situated in the fictional isle of bassonia (same place where i headcanon the patapons to live from patapon and vinyl city was built on earthend) but also, it's part-Malaysian because metronomik is based in Malaysia

[@chem_mong]

this was a theory video and also your headcanon and my headcanon can coexist in harmony so :) cheers