No Straight Roads - Zuke's Drum Solo vs Sayu

Base Track - Vs Sayu - Music Producer - James Landino / @jameslandino
Vocalist/Singer - Nikki Simmons / @jameslandino
Drum Solo - Bruno Valverde - / @brunovalverdedrummer
Zuke is no longer a drunken mess in phases one and two.
Best comments from the original vid don't fuckin @ me.
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Tallic
13 hours ago
Sayu: just trying to make music
Zuke: No.
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Semi Decent
13 hours ago
Now presenting: Zuke desperately trying to drown out Sayu’s beautiful singing b/c he’s jealous of the attention Mayday is giving her
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• honey bean •
11 hours ago
according to these comments zuke is having a seizure, a stroke, a drunken mental breakdown, and he’s also jealous of the attention that mayday is giving to sayu

[@employee4272]

This is literally the "when you're overqualified for the job" meme

[@pizzahut8482]

Wouldn't be surprised if its the same drummer

[@VGMaster1]

@@pizzahut8482 Oh I can imagine it now...

[@martycutekirby7538]

*I agree*

[@wompietunes]

Nobody: The guy in the studio who has to record this: *Intense Sweating*

[@ohmabones2492]

His poor hands

[@theoverrayted]

Dr Satan not even you could fix em

[@SC4RRL3TT]

the drums are fake I can tell :P

[@ohmabones2492]

Troy Scar of course they aren’t real zuke is a ficcional character

[@SC4RRL3TT]

@@ohmabones2492 that's not what i meant-

[@JamietheEmperor]

zuke's risking his life playing his life and sayu is just shaking her fins while watching him play to death with a cute smile on her face

[@TheGuyWithBass]

"ehek" uwu

[@tropicaldisaster8135]

Sayu: Pyuuu

[@JamietheEmperor]

AAAAAAGH NOT AGAIN

[@ilikepie4685]

*“Pyun!”*

[@carsonhenrichs8534]

And I'll just be behind zuke laying a anti material rifle loaded with viruses if he cant take it anymore. Fyi they windows xp

[@Rei-bj9hk]

I like how zuke seems so calm and introverted and then when he shows off his drumming skills he's like.. A monster on drums-

[@dragonball4ever2009]

You could almost say he is like an....... "Animal". . . . *waka waka*

[@1Robkip]

Oh my god, this man's wrists must be *dying*

[@SC4RRL3TT]

to play fills like that'd take your entire arms you wouldn't even use your wrists that much It's all shoulders and arms

[@Laura-zc6rm]

@@SC4RRL3TT that still sounds like p a i n

[@volkelord443]

kinda still use your wrists to add some accentuation from time to time

[@DarkLord3709]

Alternate Title *No Straight Roads - Zuke loses feelings in both his arms in 5 minutes*

[@novamation8855]

Bro how come their solos can go with all of these things like wh-

[@inkyowo5501]

they make separate solos for each of the tracks! :D

[@IncorrectHB]

It's separate solos for each song which is amazing

[@mindram4ever]

HB FS Yeah they straight up didn’t need to do this.. but it’s really appreciated

[@megabyte1302]

They were separately made for each song; the rock solos used to be their own thing but it clashed waaay too much against the boss themes

[@LittleCart]

@@mindram4ever One of the many reasons I love NSR

[@mastah264]

Sayu: ok everyone 1 2 3 M-- Zuke: *drumming intensifies* let's go I have a rap battle with my brother to complete

[@RuRuRupert]

Sayu: *1 2 3 4, (UNKNOWN LYRIC) ON THE OCEAN FLOOR* Zuke: **AGGRESSIVE DRUM SLAMMING** Mayday: chill, ma dude

[@Macs010]

It's motion on the ocean floor

[@user-zi1nm5eh7r]

ズークが窘められてるの草

[@snowraptor9625]

Im dead 😂😂😂

[@augustknoll9350]

The missing lyric is MOTION

[@tman2132]

5678 double bubble swim some more

[@TechiexEloni]

Zuke: *Intense drumming* Sayu (worried): You know you don't have to do this, I mean, seriously, are you okay?

[@ritenac6770]

Zuke: Drums faster

[@jessdubscomics1698]

@@ritenac6770 may: *recording*

[@ilikepie4685]

Zuke isn’t having a seizure anymore, but his arms must be aching by now.

[@3f4gs4s]

What instrument do you play? Zuke: *Pulls out sticks* This is for fun. *Pulls out gun* This is for when I get serious.

[@cesarperez1835]

This is how I imagine a collab between Zuke and Sayu after the events of the game when they are on friendlier terms with NSR (May is in the crowd cheering)

[@Part_Time_Fox]

It's nice to hear this! Zuke unfortunately gets drowned out during gameplay

[@lavans5721]

_Drowned out_ I sea what you did there

[@johnc6556]

@@lavans5721 Take my angry upvote

[@skeletonwarrior9393]

Misread that as “Zuke unfortunately gets drowned during gameplay”

[@whowhy7554]

@@skeletonwarrior9393 me too I thought he died for a sec

[@skeletonwarrior9393]

@@whowhy7554 I feel like that would be a very different game

[@cybertvorog9492]

Zuke be like: "Shut up! Your beats are nothing against my NSR drumsticks"

[@orenrune]

That drum beat SLAPS!! The quick drumming still perfectly describe the panic when trying to do transformation between areas while dodging EVERYTHING

[@lanterns_glow]

Everyone: oof his wrists Me: he drums.on what are basically digital constructs with no need for amplification, as does Mayday with needing no amp for.her clearly electric guitar. This mean they have sufficiently.advanced tech for such instruments to exist

[@OtomostheCrazy]

Understandable, considering they got robots, levitating battleships, and a size-changing tree woman.

[@FyrusCarmin]

@@OtomostheCrazy And Holo-drums

[@s3lf1shsyan1d3]

yeah he does, but he’s still moving his wrists a bunch i feel like they would at least get a little sore

[@melodymcdaniel9268]

@@OtomostheCrazy They also have a reality bending, 6-armed woman who's mentally ill lmao

[@ilikepie4685]

@@OtomostheCrazy And a guy with a black hole for a head.

[@ZettaBlitz]

The longer I look at it, Zuke's hair looks more like DJSS' Hands.

[@somestupidnoodle736]

Woah

[@AniMariBro]

Heyyyy, that's much better. I didn't want to say anything cause I thought maybe the drumming was supposed to sound like that, but this is quite good.

[@DrunkenLuna]

I kinda like it when people point out flaws. It sucks when a mistake is made but better to fix it than never.

[@AniMariBro]

@@DrunkenLuna That's fair enough. I'll keep it in mind, my friend.

[@shantaziahill2598]

Sayu:I can hear your hearts beating like the drums of the ocean.Ba-bump!Ba-bump! Zuke:Ba-bump? Sayu:It means follow your heart Zuke

[@jackkomura3773]

Zuke’s hair looks like blue French fries, and Sayu’s hair looks like Toothpaste. Edit: I’m not gonna be one of those peeps that thank people for the likes (tho I am grateful that I did gets lots of likes), but like, Mayday’s hair looks like cinnamon rolls, and the things on the side of her head are churros

[@s3lf1shsyan1d3]

Jack Komura wHy

[@leflamf.c.u.]

AAA THAT KNOWLEDGE IS TO POWERFUL

[@centaurstampede3226]

Buncha light wieghts

[@muddyperiwinkle]

Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science-

[@_jellyfish]

NOO I CANT UNSEE IT SJHDBDBBD

[@elainad6728]

Mayday: *Shreds guitar* Zuke: *Broken wrists*

[@nattobatto1339]

i may not know much about drumming but DAMN does zuke have good reflexes for that first bit,,,,,,,,,,,mad props to whomever is behind him utterly decimating the drumset

[@qwertyey]

imo its probably electronic drums or whatever theyre called, instruments from a music program. but if it's actually a real person playing the drums, jesus christ are they okay

[@nattobatto1339]

Qwertyey did some digging (re: i rewatched the credits) and zuke and may’s solos were actually performed by real people!!! zuke’s drumming was done by bruno valverde

[@qwertyey]

Natto DAMN poor bruno

[@voidfulunarxecularity8726]

@@nattobatto1339 oh damn his arms must've hurt

[@s3lf1shsyan1d3]

Natto oh dang f in the chat for his arms

[@ChrisMCsquare]

This makes me wish there was another bonus mode call JAM where they just are on stage together and we can play these solos ingame without needing to dodge damage and mayday screaming HAIYAH

[@ChrisMCsquare]

I would also give anything to see Sayu actually "singing" this XD I mean she already has the costume changes

[@AVB025]

We need a dlc of this!

[@MantisConfetti]

HOLY SHIT NO WONDER THIS MAN IS CONSTANTLY ON 1% HE SPENDS 99% ON DRUMMING MY GOD

[@Lanxel]

oh god, thank you for the fix. the last one was hectic.

[@RimuruT3npesuto]

Zuke: Mix the songs Sayu: Yes

[@GreenScrapBot]

Zukes drumming skills are on par with Nyango Star's!

[@s3lf1shsyan1d3]

GreenScrapBot yesss

[@nadjaryou]

Indeed 💚

[@edsamilpomales1149]

Yes

[@gabealexander8878]

Zuke: *I'VE GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS!*

[@HausofHoneyy]

Zuke goin off in this one 😳

[@Camphreneas]

Now that’s better! But still…R.I.P his hands (and foot…)

[@StarlightEnty]

Sayu : hi! Mayday & Zuke : time to shred on our instruments :)

[@spicypotato3743]

Sayu: ONE TWO THREE FOUR SWISHIN FISHES BRING IT IN FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT TRIPLE RIPPLE- ZUKE MY MAN CHILL

[@jaykay8426]

Tatiana: you know what Zuke? You can join nsr, but your girl must stay behind!

[@bobblehead7002]

RIP Zuke's arms. They served you well

[@kk_capn]

I love how chaotic but also fitting zuke's drumming is with sayu and her song

[@misha_himik9466]

Yap, much better! Waiting for Trio Sayu-Mayday-Zuke!

[@torywilliams2103]

*when zuke sees that his brothers boss fight is after this*

[@hat7475]

Music: *starts with Zuke's **_fast_** drumming* *Me:* Oh holy shit now I'm wondering _how_ he's gonna do the "1,2,3,4!" part :0 Music: *rips off my shirt, drinks my Cola and slaps me with* 2:50

[@littlejaxxy.mp4414]

THIS HAS NO RIGHT TO SOUND *THAT* GOOD-

[@godofrandom94]

* after the song Zuke's arm's fall off * Sayu:OH MY GOD YOUR ARMS FALL OFF! Zuke: Nono,It's complete normal..... Sayu:BUT YOU BLEEDING, AND YOU SQUIRTING BLOOD EVERY EVER!!!!!

[@Lavendermixel]

LOL

[@semidecent4395]

Zuke went to an intervention and got his life together. Also with the timing fixed this slaps big time B) Edit: Hey my comment from the original video got put in the description! Does this mean I’m funny now?! :D

[@Laura-zc6rm]

Steve would be proud

[@semidecent4395]

Laura Ah, I see you have good taste. Also, may I have a bowl of soup

[@Laura-zc6rm]

@@semidecent4395 - Ok- i say, as i slowly shrink myself, Disappearing into thin air.

[@apeacefulfriend2936]

@@semidecent4395 sorry I currrently Ran Out of soup. But I can offer you some self-Made Pizza.

[@berniebroig8745]

Always were.

[@Ministevo1]

Wow this channel got big really fast before I could even notice, congrats! I didn't get to see drunk Zuke, must have been a pretty chaotic mix.

[@ziongamer6905]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iXTdnqCIr66cqZY Here, a comment saved the link!

[@Ministevo1]

@@ziongamer6905 Well, that's was better than I my expectations, he's reaally drunk, thank you

[@simplerose24]

Video: nsr Song: sayu vs zuke Zukes hands: tired

[@pimaik]

Same as Mayday's solo video, love the glitchy lyrics from the final phase

[@Chihiro_Fujisaki]

*I didn’t know the song could sound better but it just did*

[@theoverrayted]

AYO🔊ZUKE🔊ARE🔊YOU🔊AND🔊YOUR🔊WRISTS🔊OKAY🔊BRO?!🔊

[@kyubeyz_7062]

Can you upload the versions from the tutorial? They’re so good. The tutorial music is actually one of the best in the game imo.

[@DrunkenLuna]

Noted

[@fasvsathner5193]

Yesss "Four Plus" with their respective drums and guitar solo!

[@iamwoke322]

this man sacrificed his arms to make fire beats

[@frenchiesottises8193]

Remember Nyango Star? You know, the guy from that one video about being overqualified for the job? Yeah, that's Zuke right here.

[@tallic967]

yoo my comment was featured in the desc thank you, you drunken deity

[@DoriChow_der]

Zuke after this: Ｄ　Ｅ　Ａ　Ｄ.

[@TeeniKling]

Sayu's hair in her second form looks like a shell from behind. Just saying

[@destroyerkitty9434]

They absolutely didn’t need to do this little detail, since you don’t transform things enough to notice it. But god, they really went the extra mile.

[@drbjr99]

My arms feel tired.

[@silentnerd8]

I love this, but could you upload the broken one again? It was so funny hearing Zuke bully Sayu with bad drumming

[@semidecent4395]

I think this is the right link, but if it’s not i’ll edit it: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iXTdnqCIr66cqZY

[@silentnerd8]

@@semidecent4395 perfection

[@fabricatedsoul-]

Ay! Zuke sobered up but i feel so bad for his wrists :(

[@imthecoolestguyalive]

SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE, HE'S HAVING A STROKE,

[@yutosaki7771]

Putting this song and Mayday's version sounds pretty interesting

[@s3lf1shsyan1d3]

Ok I think Zuke is ok now but he probably won’t be for long, or at least his wrists won’t

[@vashustampede]

so like... if it’s not too much trouble, would you ever consider making a version of this with the japanese version of vs sayu? i love this version but i feel like the jp version of the song doesn’t get enough love, and ai yamamoto’s sayu voice is so cute!!

[@Montesama314]

Mayday: "Um, Zuke? Are you... Okay?" Zuke: "Of course, May. Why do you ask?" May: "Your clothes are drenched in sweat! You look like you've run a thousand-lap race! That was the most intense drumming I've ever seen from you... Ever!" Zuke: "Oh, you mean THAT? Nah, that was just a good workout. You should see me when I'm not holding back!" May: "You were WHAT?" Zuke: "Let's get to the next district!"

[@starstrikefuck]

Wait, so it was broken last time? I didn't even realize that I- Thanks for fixing it either way ^^, *even if zuke sounds like he's still having a stroke*

[@NeKo-gu2bk]

Zuke is like drumming a Flowey's theme Your Best Nightmare lmao

[@intrstellas]

It sounds fantastic now!!! What a small difference in editing can make, thank u for ur work in putting these together !

[@liviekumori]

His hands fell off after that

[@godofsucc8449]

Alternate title: Blast Beat Vs Sayu

[@thatonedude05]

Sayu: _starts her song slow_ Zuke: Nah fuck that noise *_STARTS DRUMMING LIKE IT'S 1999_*

[@crystalrose5646]

Why does this remind me of that video of the mascot going all Godspeed with the drums?

[@Montesama314]

Zuke has drummed at speeds rivaling jet engines, but only a rap with his brother TRULY exhausts him.

[@thelovelypenguin]

Ooh, love the drum n' bass mix!

[@panele3525]

Zuke was just warming up in the first upload xD This is a masterpiece, ty!!

[@alphabees]

Dude, I love the fix, it is so much better, but also please don't remove the original upload! It's great in its own way!

[@semidecent4395]

It’s actually just unlisted, here’s the link: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iXTdnqCIr66cqZY

[@shelteredfreak951]

As a percussionist I must say.... Yes

[@anotherdnb]

No seriously is this guy's hands ok

[@anthonymeira9439]

Drummer who fights against EDM accidentally makes a EDM/Drum N Bass remix

[@giogioscominghome4331]

MAYDAY AND ZUKE SOLO VS SAYU WHEN??

[@attackcats]

I've been looking for their solos!!!!!! Thank you so much!!!!!!!

[@crash64-]

The two tempos and times seem different, but they might just be exactly that to be honest

[@lupita_Arsi]

Woooooow, it sounds so great now!! Thx u so much!

[@MrPixel-ge6wx]

man, i can just feel my wrist hurting from just hearing this. Know i have to try playing this. Gotta go!

[@melodyl0vell]

c,,could you possibly upload the old upload again? I was laughing so hard at it and I miss it now :(((

[@s3lf1shsyan1d3]

Meloetta 333 it’s still there, just unlisted, i have it saved lol edit: here you go kzbin.info/www/bejne/iXTdnqCIr66cqZY

[@ziongamer6905]

@@s3lf1shsyan1d3 Bless you.

[@s3lf1shsyan1d3]

ZionGamer np!

[@ilikepie4685]

@• honey bean • , YAY!

[@funkychaos]

rip zuke’s hands qwq

[@hogwarner9008]

these drums bring me to tears, thank GOD they went this ham with Zuke's solo for this song.

[@misaelbaezfigueroa9520]

R.I.P.Zuke hand he play drums stick battle sayu we the music ..

[@eb-the-gamer6287]

Not many people seem to realize, you dont have to hit drums particularly hard to get the noise you want, the tougher part is not losing your grip on the sticks.

[@neonnyagic8803]

I love the best comments in the description

[@GhostNinja373YT]

Rock Rulez🤘🏽!

[@abigspider5346]

I dunno if his eyes is tired, closed or he is just looking down...

[@robertdatulayta6141]

I think he's looking at sayu's.... OH HELL NO ZUKE YOU SON OF A-

[@enobywei1357]

my boy didn't miss a BEAT

[@s3lf1shsyan1d3]

thanks for putting my comment in the desc lol

[@larrytheboy5577]

Zuke:So this is The Digital Idol Mayday Loves. Sayu:Love Love Sayu Pyun!! Zuke:Ok now I see why mayday likes This Thing

[@venti726]

This is much much better than mayday....

[@Sueiga]

Fish Sayu is cuter than his normal form and any idol and fish in existence. *C H A N G E M Y M I N D*

[@Liteflo97]

Solid. May that one wrist in peace.

[@s3lf1shsyan1d3]

Lihaun the original video still exists, i found the video for someone so now a ton of people have the link lol, if you want it i can find it

[@Lt.Aerospray]

*Me on 1hp in a nutshell*

[@arthurluna6189]

Zuke goes ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA.

[@wetaxel1964]

Everyone wants to say "his wrists" but consider: his feet

[@adlirez]

Everyone's talking about Zuke's arms dying, but does anyone talk about his legs? I'm pretty sure his drumset has double pedals, and I think he's using them the entire time

[@fel4009]

the following music was played by THE 16-BIT DRUMMER

[@possumpaws894]

Ok, now I *REALLY* wanna learn how to play the drums