I remember coming down the Grand Union canal in my first canal boat. A 29ft fibreglass cabin cruiser. I came along the canal to a big wide part which was about five canal widths wide. It went wide to my right and in the opposite right hand corner was a lock. I tried about five times to steer right into the open lock slowly but there was no hedge on the right bank and there was a strong wind blowing from the right. Everytime i slowed to steer into the lock the wind blew the bow left away from the lock. In the end it was a bit of a kamikaze run at the lock. My entry was similar to yours. 'Almost', but not quite, but close enough!
@mrbrowz10001017 жыл бұрын
Damn he has on those Tom Selicks! Jack Tripper stunt double short wearin a**!
@deksea7 жыл бұрын
Well I'll blame him, Ed. Anyone can wind up bumping the sides of a tight canal like that, sure. But what you DONT do is come in so hot. This guy came racing in at high speed, with predictable results. Very not smart.
@robinbanks1837 жыл бұрын
Try slowing down it works wonders.
@carllloyd75347 жыл бұрын
ianoch first thing I thought twat
@MrRCGNL7 жыл бұрын
Correct, slow down and let mother Nature do her work, it'll surprise you. BTW: At speeds like that, bowthrusters are useless
@JimsEquipmentShed7 жыл бұрын
Yea, I wonder if he knows the throttles work in reverse....... ;-\
@welshpete127 жыл бұрын
You need way on the vessel , if you need the rudder to answer . Personally I would have fenders out each side and I would have warped in . In a lock the water thrust is different each side, Due to the hull pushing the water against the walls . So it would be next to impossible to use bow thrusters .
@bobsullivan57147 жыл бұрын
welshpete12 Put crew ashore to handle your lines from the dock. This was just negligent and lubberly.
@koitorob7 жыл бұрын
I did yell LEFT A BIT, but you obviously didn't hear me.
@Maxumized7 жыл бұрын
What's the hurry mate? Tea getting cold below deck?
@mrchestwell7 жыл бұрын
Bad boatsmanship, but simply fantastic shorts
@cherryrotella37147 жыл бұрын
Tony Tunnycliffe shorts found in a skip?!
@Farmboy15447 жыл бұрын
The 80's called, they want their shorts back.
@cliffninja7 жыл бұрын
Can you see alright ? Yeh CRASH !!
@ShroomKeppie7 жыл бұрын
Always approach the dock at the speed at which you'd like to hit it.
@timc36397 жыл бұрын
What? No pics of the very likely dent / roughed up side rail? ? Me thinks the skippers buddy has seen these boating skills before. . Hit the side? Going too fast? O well!
@KM-ce9cz7 жыл бұрын
Easy does it and Fenders anyone? Gotta love those shorts!
@averagejoe78167 жыл бұрын
Nice shorts buddy
@markduncan66907 жыл бұрын
So what does the "Captain" ?? Have to say for himself??
@seanm84347 жыл бұрын
Can't really blame you. Anyone one who has operated a boat that size in a current knows it's not easy to thread the needle like that. That's why rub rails are standard issue! Can't be perfect everytime.
@842qwery7 жыл бұрын
Captain was distracted by them sweet legs on shore...
@masterful75747 жыл бұрын
Speed kills. You approached the lock too fast. By the way, the thruster would have little or no effect at that speed.
@andrewyork38697 жыл бұрын
What's the biggest boat that can fit in that lock I wonder??
@CallardAndBowser7 жыл бұрын
That lazy good for nothing fool up on the wall should have helped guide the boat in with a guide rope. But the boat was also going way to fast.
@neriksen7 жыл бұрын
Classic example of more money than brains.... My father never allowed the owners at the helm.. He was the Master, not the owner.
@kirrasdad7 жыл бұрын
Please Sir get a long pair of shorts. For all our sakes
@thiebaude7 жыл бұрын
wear pants next time haha
@sv22967 жыл бұрын
Baby Panama canal. Where is this?
@efoxxok74787 жыл бұрын
Where on the canal is this lock? We've been from castlenaudra to agde
@glennunderwood46907 жыл бұрын
Why didn't the guy on the bow use bumpers for the pilot....just not good boating skills. It's not the lock masters job to keep crafts off the walls.
@appmagician32407 жыл бұрын
first thought, he went in too fast.
@jimdevlin21387 жыл бұрын
classic overcompensation
@shadowmink8887 жыл бұрын
NO STEERSMAN THIS
@itsmePassport7 жыл бұрын
What current
@charlesclements43507 жыл бұрын
Chiming in with every one else. It seems that when motor boaters turn their engines on, they turn their brains off as if that motor is going to do the thinking for the driver.