WORLD RECORD "DIE MASCHINE" SPEEDRUN...

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[@ChUkZz_xD]

2 minutes in and our guy still hasn't let go of shadows

[@dylan-kk2ni]

Fr 😂😂😂 Goodluck @NoahJAFK with beating it like you said some times😂

[@themanmythnotthelegend9037]

Noah will forever have Shadows of Evil Speedrun PTSD

[@loganbeatty8866]

He jus needs to beat the soe speed run

[@imlilkiddlilkidd7281]

😂😂😂😂

[@OutttaPockettt]

Shadows is a phenominal map man... I cant even give it up

[@chaks2432]

Can't wait for the final weeks of Cold War when the record's getting broken every 30 minutes and Noah's going crazy again

[@schenksaus]

Black ops 3 released in 2015 tho. So you have to wait 5 years untill they get broken

[@ryankyle321]

@@schenksaus Cold War might not last 5 years

[@Jesus2faddedd]

@@ryankyle321 it can, and could last even longer, the game is a huge success

[@austinportner620]

The Die Machine solo world record runs should have Noah's face as the timer

[@pacman9635]

Lol 😂

[@jakiyoshm]

Lmao Scottydogs has his shadows run like that

[@austinportner620]

@@jakiyoshm I know

[@veloticx8796]

Yes

[@mlguy8376]

"the the machine" ;)

[@yari7654]

who else is pumped the zombies community is getting bo3 levels of hype with all these new players enjoying the game weve loved for years!!! The zombies community is BACK!

[@stah4900]

A time we’ve waited too long for

[@Daniel-pi5qd]

I personally haven’t played Cold War yet so I can’t tell play wise but as someone who has been into zombies since early bo2 dlc days, the hype at the start of bo3 seemed so much more strong than the hype right now

[@cacadeperro]

I'd be so stoked if they allowed the old map DLC packs to be purchased...So many maps we miss!

[@dustinmiller6364]

As a new zombies player due to it being a lot more accessible and comprehensive, I've now dove into a lot of the past zombies lore too. Zombies is way cooler than I thought. granted, I've tried zombies in the past but it has never made me want to play more. With the new zombies I have put quite the amount of hours in. A new zombies fan for sure.

[@norrvox]

@@dustinmiller6364 Good luck learning the Aether story line in its entirety xD But regardless, welcome to the zombies community!

[@KrustyKurls]

how mad will noah be when he finds out the actual world record is 22 minutes lol

[@allensmith6560]

Yeah but that’s a full team of 4, it makes it a lot easier, this is solo

[@detectivesuika1884]

yea this is the solo world record the 22 minute is 4 so I don't think he will care to much.

[@garcia0329]

He perfers solo speed runs because its more challenging

[@theshadowking9626]

No it's not

[@theshadowking9626]

Whenever you do speed runs on games you realize there are multiple different categories that way it wouldn't be fair for someone who plays on their own compared to someone who has a team of four there are different categories for the speed run based on one player two player three player and four player

[@MrBonx]

Oh no...I feel this is gonna be shadows of evil all over again

[@theshadowking9626]

Yeah but like you said he doesn't care and he's encouraging people to beat it because it's a new game and a brand new map so he's expecting it to be beat about 10 more times this week

[@pumpedgamer8198]

Noah: “He should have pre done the dog one.” The speed runner without the DIE to get the tube yet. 😑

[@kylephillips8032]

I’m pretty sure you don’t need the canister. You just have to kill a dog there and then place the canister when you get it and it’ll fill later when you place

[@gerardohh166]

Bro that’s what I was thinking🤣 I was like how is he gonna fill it up without the canister

[@kastal1]

You don't need the canister to fill the gas, probably a bug but right now it's pretty useful

[@lucky562_]

@@gerardohh166 You can “fill” it up before you place the canister. Not sure if it’s supposed to be like that but Noah did it in one of his streams.

[@schenksaus]

You can fill it up and once you have the DIE just collect it? Way faster than what this guy was doing..

[@_sauxcy_478]

Imagine another shadows of evil speedrun vid comes out right as he posted this 😂

[@TheLiminalVoidCollective]

No. No. Nononono!

[@cameronfischer2193]

😭I think one did

[@evanstrong5757]

who else just watches the speedruns instead of the guides.

[@loops439]

Yes sir

[@geoffrey41]

Speed runs are the real no nonsense guide

[@kuso8733]

noah: 'am i excited to watch them?.. YEAH!' 5 years later: 'STOP BREAKING THE WORLD RECORD'

[@huntersickafoose1239]

Yessss I can’t wait for these new speed runs! Love you Noah!

[@michaelsalgado3582]

Ahh here we go again he is gonna be reacting to these Easter egg for a while, good luck Noah 👍🏻

[@maitrikp1269]

The Die Machine solo world record runs should have Noah's face as the timer

[@cj_just_chillin1846]

Noah "speedruns are my favorite thing in the world" then when someone beats the shadows of evil world record 😠😡😤😭

[@teddyfine]

I didn’t know you could react to maps that weren’t Shadows of Evil! Wow!

[@tompathy5986]

Noahj: I love watching speed runs Steve and scotty: so you want more shadows is evil world records

[@taylorfincham1132]

just watch this and now im watching noah cause his reactions man

[@jasonvaldez7942]

I knew this was gonna come

[@dylanwillis38]

No one probably cares but literally just got The Anvil Dark Ops calling card and I'm so proud so that's cool, hope you're all doing well.

[@virbaaa]

good job bro!

[@JamesSmith-jc4wz]

nice job 👍

[@simpchampiwnl4741]

What do you have to do to get it

[@dylanwillis38]

@@simpchampiwnl4741 Exfil with just using melee. Not sure if that meant all 10 rounds as well though so I did it just to be safe 😂

[@austinboos5106]

Noah Check out the four player speed run. You can use the coffin teleport to use the aetherscope if you pick it up as your teleporting instead of having to get to the speed cola anomaly

[@redhood8383]

Im looking forward to the next shadows WR and to see the video start with noah in a straight jacket or in an insane asylum XD

[@Fryskkk]

I legit opened youtube with the mindset of watching a speedrun on Noah's channel 😆

[@andrewross6639]

He says he excited but wait another week and it'll be a different story.

[@sirmcflurry6344]

Theres a trick to leave the boss fight when it starts and go to pond and no zombies spawn in the particle room. Therefore the boss fight takes only about 1 minute because Orlov doesn't get hit once.

[@00darknightwing91]

Noah: speedruns are the best Also Noah: I’m losing it!! Stop beating the shadows of evil speedruns!!!

[@mraz708]

Noah: speedruns are my favourites SoE: hold my beer

[@loganolivera8915]

Love the videos

[@loganolivera8915]

First!!!

[@scooer3988]

@@loganolivera8915 nice

[@scooer3988]

Noti gang

[@shoppingfree5622]

For anyone trying to do the fast knife animation. It is important to take your FOV in account. I’m maxed at 120, so I get use fast knife animation standing about 2-3 feet away. Also if your training, just keep backing up and you can knife the zombies with the fast animation, since your not walking towards them :)

[@Flaco-Man]

I was just waiting for this to come out

[@bennycornelissen1610]

He can’t pre shoot dogs if he doesn’t have the die

[@bonacorsi8132]

Exactly but Noah just rambling🙄

[@DoickheadOSRS]

Yes you can

[@bennycornelissen1610]

@@DoickheadOSRS don’t you need the canister?

[@bennycornelissen1610]

@@DoickheadOSRS damn that’s dope I didn’t know that

[@DoickheadOSRS]

@@bennycornelissen1610 Nah, you can load the dog gas in the machine, but need the canister to pick it up

[@joelbudz6649]

he could not hit the dog round canister because he couldnt get it without wonder weapon

[@kh5765]

exactlly

[@flintbruhh]

good man

[@zachzahn2567]

Actually you can still fill up the gas without the canister

[@joelbudz6649]

@@zachzahn2567damn, forreal?

[@joelbudz6649]

@mosses Soto did not know that, thats wicked!

[@chase.mcf1]

Congrats on the round 200 my guy

[@TrickyIsSpecial]

Depending on where the aether portal spawns for the scope parts, it determines the order of which part spawns first. Each portal has a different order but are always the same for each portal.

[@starflyer5707]

It’s basically your Easter egg! The hunt was so amazing

[@stillwater6780]

I can't wait till he can't stop reacting to cold war speedruns

[@timdiserio]

yeahhh Noah keeps talking ab how much he loved reacting to speedruns.. didn’t seem like that a few days ago 😂😂

[@2let_shark482]

Noah says his favorite thing in the entire world is speed runs, Steve: Time to take back the shadows record for Noah

[@sarahamin9367]

Did anybody realize that his headset changed

[@oliver_reddy]

I just saw that, wow

[@trisopterus5631]

So nobody gonna talk about how he's got different headphones? 😔

[@richardiredale5639]

No one cares

[@trisopterus5631]

@@richardiredale5639 you deserve a reward for insulting someone over the internet! Good job!

[@riptide4840]

@@trisopterus5631 he did care enough to insult you tho

[@Rhjno]

Your a donut fam

[@XeresKyle]

Eat my jorts.

[@Duality_XVI]

I love watching speedruns. Also noah:STOP BEATING SHADOWS OF EVIL!!!

[@theofficialz.a.c.h4745]

I’m actually earlier enough to comment 💯😂imagine

[@Rhjno]

Your a donut fam

[@SpazStampy]

Omg so early it shows Your first

[@user-wk4cv7wh3s]

on bobby

[@sonatuh]

We all know this is gonna be the next SOE noah won't be happy

[@theshadowking9626]

He already said he's expecting to react to about 10 videos he knows it's going to get beat over and over and he is greatly encouraging it so far with a speed Runners best segmented time is 16 minutes for a solo run 16

[@ckushto]

NOAHJ THERES A WAY TO SKIP BOSSFIGHT , so what you wanna do is use eather shroud with the JUMP FOWARD THING and where the doors are blocked off the eather shroud will allow you to go through it and all the zombies cant get it and come to you , and you can you up to the escort sight and just sit there and kill zombies so its a way to cut off SOOOOO much time

[@guidostruijve4978]

The 4 player wr speedrun ee has strats that could improve this speedrun so much

[@Ayoung023]

CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN Only people from the stream will know

[@zippygames4884]

Ggggģgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

[@slowthegamedownjustalittle4629]

I love the upgrade system i think the zombie devs out did themselfs this year just sucked that there wasnt an actual cutscene

[@AP-bc6uj]

Also something for 3-4 ayer, buy sentry turrets and put one near the big guy to protect him in bossfight.

[@Impreshns]

The megaton overlord when in the dark aether can also shoot the mushrooms on the tree for the die upgrade. So you can save time by having him do that when collecting the first 3 spectral scenes instead of waiting for a regular boss zombie to spawn

[@TrickyIsSpecial]

And also you can build the aether scope, activate coffin dance, and right as you are about to teleport you pick up the scope and you can do the 3 book steps at the same time as the dance is going on and you have a good chance of getting raygun or die machine. If you get the die machine then it goes a whole lot faster. Ive been trying a route to get the wonder weapon in the first 4 box hits but i havent gotten the rng yet.

[@clydeparker6564]

For people that do not know, on the coffin easter egg the box has a smiley face on the front of it. When it turns gold then you open it to get a gold weapon like the Ray gun or Die.

[@spawnofinsanity2964]

I have something for ur strategy shoot 4 orbs that go to coffee when u shoot the last one pick up the ather scope while ur entering go do the 3 dairies and grab ur jug and stuff u have the ability to get the D.I.E. in it and go start ur ur other wonder weapon upgrades

[@ryanvoorhees7705]

For the final route instead of taking a right to go out to the plane crash can you use the Aether shroud to jump past the electricity in the door on the left

[@Bamboozllerr]

The moment we’ve been waiting for even before the game came out has finally arrived

[@Superspd]

For the exfil part, if you have upgraded aether shroud, can you use it to warp through the lightning blocking the tunnel that goes directly to chopper?

[@rnovah_757]

Hey Noah a big tip I just learned is that you can have big red shoot the mushroom while you’re doing the diary steps if you’re fast enough

[@jordy3272]

In the lockdown section where you combine to make Orlov you can run out of the room before the gate closes. So you can run and wait for the cutscene to finish and already be at the next Anomaly. At least I know you can do it with 2 players not sure about solo

[@samelol8149]

Ye this is much different than the fully researched speedruns from older games

[@yaswede]

I hope this is just a kind of prequel set up for a possible crew in the DLC. Cause I wanna see some cutscenes yo

[@tevin2396]

this is the start of a beautiful thing

[@fruitydonz._.3827]

i thought i wouldnt enjoy this zombies due to all the changes and new aspects but im actually enjoying it loads

[@naoho7685]

Not sure if you read your comments but a few pretty sure the fastest way to speed run is after power turned on get aether scope and grab it while doing coffin ee get the ww from that and do second step of ee all at the same time also for boss fight u can aether out of it and it makes the boss fight like 45 seconds hope it helps

[@plasmapanther4444]

Well I just beat it solo 7 minutes ago. It was fun, and I liked how it wasn't too hard but it still made my heart pump. Sad about no cutscene, but the gameplay made up for that. I think Die Maschine is the best launch map to date except Shadows. Personally it is a very solid 8.5/10 experience overall.

[@PandaaaTea]

I saw something where for the boss fight you aether shroud teleport out of the boss fight and it goes really fast. at the purple wall you have to wait at after the fight.

[@richardmathes4383]

That's always the way I leave and 90% of the time I get that same portal. Big vibes

[@alecmontesano7272]

@NoahJAFK I think he may have opened the doors when charging the D.I.E because it increases the number of zombie spawns near you the map can span zombies at. If those doors werwnt open the map wouldn't spawn zombies in pond which it might if they are because they are very close. This is just a hunch from my own experience and when I saw what he did it seemingly validated that however I could still be wrong.

[@blockappella]

Also on the chamber step you can shoot gas d.i.e from the ledge - not on the chamber but just at the tip of the part that needs to be shot. It’ll go through it and land on the ground behind it but it’ll count

[@JCTVGaming]

Lol Noah, what was the first 4 seconds? You wilding bro

[@garretthicks5684]

When you fuse arlov back together you can leave that room early with the aether shroud jump

[@xxheadxxz]

Tip for the end to speed things up!! Use the aether ability to teleport through the barriers for exfil

[@anthony_17_27]

I love how Noah just didn’t even notice him glitch threw the floor at one opint

[@leeshaw9259]

I thought it was gonna be shadows again lol

[@Triset908]

This EE is the closest I've EVER been to completing it, all I had to do was run to the helicopter and avoid the lightning, I got over ran running there...1 day. I have gotten better at Zombies, it took till BO4 for me to actually get decent at it. But exited to actually complete one

[@Nobody-ti5fr]

Noah you did this to your self. Your going to have to react to all the records for die machine now.

[@Fyredrake0470]

That's about how long it takes for me, excluding all the pauses I do to double check the guide because I second guess myself

[@allensmith6560]

Cap

[@kraequgold8297]

You know i thought of speed running this but did not know if i could now i know thank you

[@patricklink1242]

Idk if this has been confirmed, but in all of my games, I have to do the crystal at the top of nacht last. Every time I try to do it first or second and shoot the box, a lightbulb doesn't light up

[@scottquarles9655]

Hey noah every game I've played solo or co op both portals open up I always grab fuse take portal then run to pond take portal grab pap part and build it

[@wheedlingfir4367]

Yesss another map you can yell at us about 😂

[@frosty5688]

Bro I’ve been trying for a Speed run on this map ( I was just waiting for someone to get a speed run so I had a time to beat) but this strategy is like exactly the same as mine so far

[@hazmguns8916]

Noah I know you probably won't read this but at the end when you run to the chopper, you can aether shroud through the Lightning on the left side of tunnel and you can instantly get to the chopper, saves about 10 seconds!

[@valtarianstrike]

Bruh, I haven't even completed an Easter egg ever, and people are out here speedrunning them. God dayum

[@tyler16942]

noah did you know that at the end of the easter egg where the guy is stuck in the cage you can glitch out of the door and it probably saves time, but u probably can only do it on co-op

[@nathanielwatson4194]

Noah talked about the canister fill up but he needed the wonder weapon first

[@jaredvec5737]

Backing up and knifing is what I have been doing for quick stabs for yearsssss

[@user-bm6qy8lo9w]

I think the RNG of getting wonder weapon from coffin EE is much faster/ if u pick up the aether shroud after going to dark aether because of coffin EE you can knock that step out faster.

[@stinkypoop4611]

Noah.....you make speed runs great too watch

[@reclaimer2755]

The most impressive thing is not the time, it’s the fact that his game didn’t crash or soft-lock... Amazing!

[@zm_mihel]

that’s what i was thinking, it’s crazy that people have already reached round 200 plus without major crashes and blue screens

[@xanderharmon1263]

@@zm_mihel ig I’m the only one who hasn’t had his game crash once ?

[@ironwolf4704]

Noah: speed runs are my favorite Anyone: I just beat shadows of evil world record

[@johnathanbayton6510]

Noah “ speed runs are my favorite thing in the world.” Also Noah “ stop beating the shadows of evil speed runs 😡 😡”

[@rileyb1206]

You can grab the plane crash aether scope part on the ground by jumping saving time

[@iforgoraname4185]

Tommorow:noah wake up KZbin:hello :)

[@JoJo-ir8wo]

Noah what if the crew in the next maps are the people that talk through the radio to you like weaver

[@madladrc7462]

I can't wait to watch episode 2 tomorrow

[@xanderbouton7260]

You can fill up the gas canister with the dogs that spawn in after you grab the aether scope parts

[@benjamincooper6405]

You can aether teleport through the barriers at the beginning of the boss fight and run to exfil and just wait on the boss fight to end faster

[@timdiserio]

32:08 when you’re on your own suggested videos

[@sired0g344]

you can eather shroud out of the boss fight go to the exfil point and the boss fight only takes like 45 sec - 1min then all while you are waiting @ pond ...

[@wafflesarelove5801]

Noah when Shadows EE gets broken: GRRRRRR STOP ANGRY STOP Noah in this video: this record is definitely going to get broken and I cant wait.

[@PixelPickle-rk3ym]

“freaking speed runs are my favorite things in the world” Shadows speed runs: is that so?

[@rnovah_757]

Did you know that you can knife extremely fast when you have your primary weapon out like the shotgun and the knife secondary, you just have to directly knife a zombie and it will cancel the animation and you can knife a second time. It has the potential to just go crazy

[@KAO_LiLo]

Yoooo Noah got dat new headphones doe