NOB Podcast S2E7: ASLI MARD | ft.

[@humid_slain_kit]

Episode ke ek mast moment ke bare mein comment karne waala tha lekin asli mard callback nai karte \m/

[@NOBpodcast]

Hahahaha

[@anmolshahani138]

Arey Raghav ke papa har jagah mat kiya karo comment!

[@akanchajaiswal4232]

@@NOBpodcast hi eeeeee a lot to do it on e day hi ho sakta hu r ekta kotha ki ek baar hai to kya ho Raha hu ki ek baar baar baar baar ho sakta hu ki baba hai ho sakta hu na to do saal ka hu r situation ho gaya ho hai ho hai hai kya hai ki bacchi apne AAP ko hai to do the needful at earliest at earliest I could have done it on e ho mere Pati ki ek baar hai na hai ho hai ho jayega hi e day ho jayega e ho mere e hai hai ki ek tarike hai na ki bacchi apne ladu hai ho jayega e day hai na rahe hai ki hai jab ee e hai na hai na ki hai na hai ho hai hai kya ho sakta h ho hai ho sakta hu na to kya hua tha ki bacchi ko hai hai ki bacchi ko bhi hai r e ho sakta h e hai na hai na to e hai to e day ho gya h e ho hai hai kya hai ye bhi h ho to kya hai na to e e day hi hai hai ki ek baar baar hai to kya hai r situation hai ho jayega hi nahi tha hai ho hai ho jayega e day hai ho sakta h e hai hai kya ho hai na ki ek do match ho hai na ki bacchi ki ek tarike b hai ho hai hai ki bacchi ko ho jayega hi nhi ki hai ho jayega e hai na hai ho hai ho jayega hai na ki hai jab hai na hai na ki bacchi apne ladu gopal das ki bacchi apne hai ho hai hai kya hai ki ek baar baar baar baar ho jayega hi e day ho jayega e hai hai ki bacchi ki bacchi ki frock suit you better ho sakta hu ki ek do match hai na hai ho jayega hi nhi h na ki hai jab ee hai na ki bacchi apne AAP ko bhi nahi hai hai kya ho sakta hu na hai na hai ho hai ho hai hai ki ek tarike b hai na ki ek baar hai to e hai to do saal ka tha na to kya ho raha ki bacchi ki bacchi ko hai na hai to kya hai r situation ho sakta h na ki hai na to do the work I could not get your number is the needful and confirm that I have to e mail hai ho jayega hai ho hai na ki bacchi ko ho hai ho sakta h ho hai ho jayega e hai na hai na ki hai na hai ho hai hai na to kya ho raha ki ek tarike hai ho sakta h na to e day hi ho jayega hi e hai hai kya hai r e ho sakta hu ki baba hai na ki bacchi ki bacchi ko ho hai na to e mail hai na to kya hai ki bacchi ki frock choti si umar me to e day hai na hai na ki hai jab hai tab ho jayega hai ho jayega e ho mere hamsafar hi ho hai ho hai hai na to e hai na hai ho jayega hi nhi ki bacchi apne ladu hai hai ki bacchi ko hai na ki bacchi ki bacchi ki frock Sitara wala tha ki ek baar hai na hai na ki ek tarike b hai ho hai ho jayega e ho sakta h ho to kya ho Raha hu na ki ek baar baar ho sakta h na hai ho sakta h ho hai hai kya ho sakta h na to e hai hai ki ek tarike b ho sakta h ho to kya hai r situation hai na to do saal ki bacchi ko ho jayega hi e hai na to kya hai ki bacchi ki ek do saal ka hu tab Tak ho sakta h na ki bacchi ko bhi nahi tha hai na hai to do it for me and my wife is pregnant women and confirm that I have a lot to do the work of hai ho hai ho sakta h ho sakta hu na ki hai na ki bacchi ki ek do saal ki bacchi ko bhi hai ho jayega e day ho Gaya tha na hai to kya ho raha ki bacchi ki bacchi ki frock choti golpo bangla ki bacchi ko hai to e mail hai hai na to kya hai r e hai hai kya ho Raha hu na ki hai ho hai hai na to e mail to do saal ka tha ki bacchi ki bacchi ko ho hai ho sakta h na hai to e day hai ho jayega hai na hai na ki bacchi ki ek baar hai na hai ho hai na ki hai na to do the same thing as ki ek do match hai ho sakta h e day ho gya tha na to e day hai na to do saal ki ladkiyon ki ek tarike b hai na ki ek do saal ka hu tab

[@shivangiyadav402]

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[@shivangiyadav402]

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[@lubdub7913]

@chirag panjwani very humble and no pretention, your comedy feels natural and effortless!

[@abdullahjavaid8683]

Nazar na lage. Lekin yeh format buhat hi acha hai dono ka sath, please keep doing this!

[@harendrasikarwar6544]

I love how smooth conversation between these two happens.

[@mariyah6909]

Chirag is actually Cute yrrr 🤩 #boldoverchiragvoice

[@lazymediaOG]

I have watched all the podcast but the chemistry between you and chirag is so effortless and natural that I can't stop laughing. Get more guest but you and chirag should be permanent.

[@raven_claw887]

This duo is perfect for NOB

[@ShivamPandey-du3kk]

I just love these two guys talking on random things... Infact I just like random words out of their mouth

[@kamakshishiv]

Shashwat's voice is very attractive, one of the reasons I started watching his standup.

[@manishmishraji]

Bahot hansi aati hai bhai!! Bahut sahi hai!!

[@namanjain1408]

New Favorite Podcast ✨❤️

[@manishmishraji]

Shashwat bhai.. Comedy is only about surprise. That's it. Jaise murder mystery dubara nahin padhega koi waise hi. Music instills a complex set of feelings. Uski repeat value hai. Comedy ki kabhi repeat value nahin rahegi, for comedy. For some other reasons one might watch a special again

[@h.hholmes.492]

2:44:52 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thehumbledoctor]

Casual conversation full power

[@abhivora]

Dulhe raja ki epicness se kaafi log vanchit hai bhai. Kadar khan n govindas chemistry is unparalleled... No better comedy than this..

[@dev_s21]

Bas aapke podcast par like karne ko YT par login kiya ❤️😌

[@ujjwal94roy]

I am seriously living on your podcast, coming out of depression

[@pakhigaikwad2835]

We want more videos with chirag!!! ❤️

[@tarunarora2205]

Bro, I feel you both should make a show and invite other influencezzzz (comic, noncomic) and discuss random shits your timing and coordination is damn good

[@NOBpodcast]

dekhte hain filhaal toh isme hi maza aa raha hai

[@ujjwalthakur96]

Bhai baki jayada kisiko bulane ki load nai hai podcast par. Chirag bhai ko ghar par hi rakhlo.

[@NOBpodcast]

😂😂😂

[@vanshika5721]

best best😂

[@lifestyle_quotes]

​@NOBpodcast 😊

[@manishmishraji]

Baandh ke.. 😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@paramdongre5549]

Watching this on repeat. such a great podcast

[@vishalverma.1947]

Yaar abhi mujhe aisa lag raha hai is podcast me mai bhi hun bas camera angle nahi hai mere pe aur poori tarah se iska part hun kitna sahi inhone plot kar rakha hai mast aisa sofa laga kar mic lekar jaise normally baatchhet chal rahi ho aur bas har baat me fun dhund liya jaa raha hai ekdam dosto jaisa mahaul bana rakha hai bhai matlab mere dost to itni intelligent baatein nahi krte hain lekin mai bhagwaan se pray kr raha hota hun yrr GOD Please thodi buddhi barsao mujhpar aur mere dosto par taaki aise mahaul ko jeene ka mauka mile isi jeewan me bhai aisa lg raha dosto ke saath faith kar gupshup chal rahi hai vo bhi extreme fun ke saath bhai bahut saara pyaar yaar tum log ko bahut acha kr rhe ho maa kasam 🙏🏻❤ jabtak mere dosto ko aur mujhe itni tameez nahi aa jaati is tareeke se baaton ki uchaiyon tak phuchne ki tabtak tumhe sunta hun aur apne dosto ko bhi dikhata hun ki aisa seekho gan*u log aisa karna hai abse aage life me basal jindagi safal 😂🙏🏻

[@shreyashpani]

Funniest

[@saurabhpandit9239]

bhai wo connor vs diaz waala bulgarian song maine bhi bohot bar suna hai!!!!kaafi relate

[@inqstv]

Please man please😌🙏 upload NOB to podcast platforms. I want it in my podcast feed. Always love your content. Thankyou in advance

[@demapples767]

Sofa kafi badhiya hai..

[@matangpandit2519]

Pura 3 ghante dekha 10 logo ka retention rate manage out kar diya maine.

[@fenilvanani1049]

You should add links to your recommendations mentioned at the end. It would be easy to find. I tried but could not find most of it.

[@matangpandit2519]

After watching chirag's crime vedio now I know why he defends callback to end a story.

[@NOBpodcast]

hahahah

[@tiddanikhil]

Please share the revenue( if at all ) to @chirag panjvani his anecdotes are fucking hilarious. Loved every second of this maan thankyou so much !

[@KarimaKhan]

lmao @ revenue.

[@ChiragPanjwani]

Saari baat if at all pe atak jaati Nikhil

[@NOBpodcast]

@@ChiragPanjwani kyun bhai. kal ko revenue badhega bhi toh. millions me subscribers honge hamare, crores ki deal hongi, JRE ki tarah log yahan aane ki request daalenge tab tujhe yeh comment yaad aayega

[@Asli_Dexter]

Kafi chota episode tha...please work harder and do more

[@NOBpodcast]

❤

[@Monsbreak123]

When two friends get high and meet up, they can randomly create such content. Random bakchodi

[@accshay]

Ye lamp ek baar chalu krke dikha dete to badiya ho jata, bhut intersting lag rha hai lamp

[@NOBpodcast]

10k subs pe karunga

[@paramdongre5549]

Mitch hedberg vali podcast kaha milegi

[@ridhim2909]

aap dono so much fun ho😂❤️

[@pallaviverma6008]

Music mat daalo background me please. Your voice is good :)

[@निशांत_लांबा]

Bhai psychotherapy or existential crisis , nihilism , absurdism ke bareme discussion karo

[@forrealkian]

Bhai maine Sikh liya hai Adobe premier.

[@kuldeepsongara7200]

I am preparing for medical entrance exam but i also want to become standup comedian. so please share how you started writing jokes, which foreign comedian you followed and how to see every jokes like comedians view.

[@ansarhusain4947]

Asli mard kisi se salah nahi lete.

[@kunjsomaiya4723]

👌🏻

[@rockythehunk7625]

Real comedy ki repeat value h dude...best example Dr. Gulati Class honi chahiye lekin...talent tyming lines everything.

[@thehumbledoctor]

Felt like I was chilling with you guys. Mai der Aya, par drust aaya.

[@ujjwalthakur96]

Ye music wala addition... 😂😂😂😂

[@NOBpodcast]

Kudos to editor

[@havi1307]

Thanks Yashraj Mukhate for suggesting this masterpiece 😁😁

[@eoozxcrul2170]

I had this conversation with my friend and he told me this : on the mere observation between a stray dog and a pitbull, you come to this realization that there are numerous characteristics that the stray dogs lack from the (physical attributes to the skeletal attribute to sense attribute etc) pitbull and the only reason a stray dog lack those features is because he is a stray dog, and he is a stray dog he is destined to be weak for his whole life, just like that a donkey can not be an as good sprinter and as chad as a horse because he is a donkey, not a horse. So just like that, a person who is born into a brahmin family would always be better than the untouchable from the position of intellect and physical attributes, morally, spirituality, etc, brahmins would always be better than the untouchables, and the untouchable cant hone any skills and any abilities to surpass brahmins and hence caste exists and brahmin always prevails over all other castes, and hierarchy should be present in the society and agar woh exceed ho bhi jata then also he is from a dalit caste not a brahmin so yess he assumes(or if its really true) that brahmins are behatrin haar cheez main and that's why brahmin are superior and excel in the hierarchy kzbin.info/www/bejne/e2quq5WaobN3mNE in short can you discuss caste and its discrimination, jo bhi jo aapko lagta ho ki yeh aacha hua ya bura hua ki sahi tha ki galat tha

[@DSingh-ej3cu]

Bhai Nirmal Sir se toh humne bhi Chemistry padhi hai 😊

[@mandeepsharma8305]

Bhai apke podcast bht jada sahi hai

[@matangpandit2519]

On next podcast discuss your worst and best heckle put down.

[@Punefoodshala]

Helmet Phek ke maarega gunda wo bhi hai 😂😂

[@Punefoodshala]

Helmet Phek ke maarega gunda wo bhi hai 😂😂

[@digibro1296]

Arre ye toh highest viewed ho gaya. 1 lakh views. Ab toh naya episode daal do

[@supermanish]

The Best!

[@prajapatishailesh9673]

😊

[@berserk322]

Yarr bc 4th time dekh raha hoon aur har minute hass raha hoon.

[@imran_sid]

Shashwat bhai aap bhi chirag bhai k sath 1 hour podcast vs 1 day podcast try kro 😁😆😂

[@NOBpodcast]

good idea

[@jatanmehta6844]

Nice podcast. Waiting for more "Asli mard" jokes.

[@tarunarora2205]

1:15:40 mma story 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@inqstv]

Question for Karima 58:41

[@rashmiparbagga351]

Here after Yashraj mukhate story

[@sheheryar2002]

Yashraj Mukhate recommended it. So i am here

[@pranavpipariya8556]

1:11:45

[@kuldeepsongara7200]

me soch rha tha abhi tak mere comment ka reply kyo nhi aaya, then I thought ohh asli mard question ka reply nahi karte..

[@NOBpodcast]

Diya hai bhai jawab episode me aayega

[@amansingh-lj3tg]

Naya ep wo bhi 3 ghante 🙀🥳

[@sajalrastogi3904]

Bro i feel music is having both wave and discrete lyrics so it strikes our brain with some kind of chemical secretion with just sound, without even lyrics, whereas standup comedy is more about words and understanding, our brain has to do some work in decoding those layers beneath what a joke is hiding.

[@NOBpodcast]

You’ve got a point. You have to do nothing to enjoy music.

[@youtubeviolatedme7123]

I think the critical thing is that whereas there are a wide range of emotions music can make us feel, happy, sad, energized, relaxed, etc. stand up comedy can only make a person laugh, and whenever someone tries to do a serious monologue in their stand up set, they can never get away with it without looking pretentious or preachy, unless it's Dave Chappelle or something

[@sharibkhan6146]

Who came here after Yashraj Mukhate’s recommendation

[@sachinbhandari414]

3 din ke podcasts ka jugaad set hai

[@TheShanshuk]

1:45:24 kanpur k ladke kakadeo ja k asli mard bante hai 😄

[@mediahost2243]

British Airlines had misplaced baggage of Sachin Tendulkars family. He had tweeted to them.

[@NOBpodcast]

Interesting

[@matangpandit2519]

Do on podcast disscusing joke book jokes.

[@h.hholmes.492]

Mast Maal podcast

[@dhruvkanodia993]

Please be consistent

[@bighero7560]

bhai itne ads arahe hai abhi 1:29:12 tak hi suna... 3 din se sun raha hu ads arahe to mann ni kar raha

[@eoozxcrul2170]

maine socha ki kashmir pandits main sab pandits hote hai kya, i mean sab hinduon ko collectively kashmiri pandits bolate hai wha ki bss pandits jo oppressed hue waha pe unhi ko kashmiri pandits bolate hai

[@TheVIPShow]

Q. Which type of podcast do you want to watch/listen to?

[@abhivora]

Wasnt expecting the veg non veg discussion to be any better than this. Agar animal ko maarke tum jeet gaye toh cannibalism shd not be murder. Jo insaan tumhe maarke khaaye woh jeet gaya... Toh woh murder kyu hain Serial killer apne victim ko maarta hai. Toh woh jeet gaya? This is a more nuanced subject. Oversimplifying by saying hierarchy and food chain doesn't really answer it. Justifies human convenience at best.

[@NOBpodcast]

Fair. Humne simplify toh funny banane ke liye hi kiya tha waise, but I believe to each his own. This was a reaction to people policing me about food choices.

[@KarimaKhan]

the cue is in the name of the podcast. gospels shouldn't be expected of comedians, then what's the point?

[@abhivora]

@@NOBpodcast type karte waqt pata nai chala main serious ho gaya. Sorry bhai :P odcast sahi hai tera. Aur kar. Call more comedians in case they r still friends with u.

[@abhivora]

@@KarimaKhan fair

[@kunjsomaiya4723]

Who is here after yashraj mukhate's story?

[@NOBpodcast]

Me

[@akankshagaikwad4916]

Who all are here after Yashraj's recommendation 🙋

[@kartikbhandarkar4832]

Hahahaha

[@matangpandit2519]

Agala podcast ab record karoge ya record kar chuke ho pahle hi.

[@NOBpodcast]

Ek kara hua hai

[@lakshyanegi668]

Bo Burnham does standup + music.. Music ki relatability bhi zada h.. Also you don't have to pay absolute attention to standup to enjoy and get the joke.. People use music for background white noise and then comes biggest reason.. Dancing

[@Rudrakxh]

Good podcast lekin agli podcast mein Chirag panjwani ko bulana

[@NOBpodcast]

Okay lekin tum pehle comment karo

[@ChiragPanjwani]

@@NOBpodcast Hahahaha

[@matangpandit2519]

Jab tak podcast famous nahi ho jata soch rha hu comments ko note taking ke liye use kar leta hu.

[@NOBpodcast]

Haha appreciate it

[@sachinbhandari414]

1kg arhar 1/2kg rajma 1/2kg chole 1L tel 5kg pyaaz 5kg aalo 2kg tamatar

[@NOBpodcast]

@@sachinbhandari414 tamatar bhi karlo 2 kilo

[@sachinbhandari414]

@@NOBpodcast done bro

[@bighero7560]

bhai itne ads kaun daalta hai

[@NOBpodcast]

KZbin?

[@bighero7560]

@@NOBpodcast stupid tube

[@pjyyds]

Acha tha, but agar ladkiyaan leke aaoge to jyada eye catching hoga.

[@NOBpodcast]

woh wali eyes avoid karni hain

[@chasmebaddoor31]

Chirag ke sath toh 3 episode bhi kam hai

[@NOBpodcast]

initial plan toh saare uske saath karne ka tha (mark normand joe list type) par woh tour kar raha hai toh busy rehta hai

[@ansarhusain4947]

Saare asli mard ye wala comment like karenge

[@NOBpodcast]

oh no

[@ansarhusain4947]

@@NOBpodcast Koi nahi hai bhai abhi tak sirf mai hi like kar paya hu isey.

[@eoozxcrul2170]

main yeh soch rha tha ki abhi na haal hi main pichle saal eek suicide machine bani hai Switzerland main jo ki yeh dawa krti hai ki woh painless death chutki bhaar main de skta hai, yani kuch hi second main eek capsule jaise machine main baitha diya jayega aur aap maar jaoge, lekin mujhe samjh nhi aata ki yeh jo log dawa krte hai unhe kaise pata ki machine painless death deti bhi hai ya nhi, inhe jinse review chaiye tha pain ka woh toh maar gaya

[@IPLANETYT]

bhai kya puchu?

[@arpanchaudhuri8486]

tthe indian bobby lee and theo von

[@NOBpodcast]

i hate bobby lee, hope chirag is bobby

[@anmolshahani138]

Jiske haath mein santi, uski maa ki 🐦

[@rutuparnkulkarni]

Call Kriti Sanon and Discuss Nepotism

[@NOBpodcast]

usko toronto wale show pe bulaya hai

[@arnavsinghal9944]

Call Karunesh and talk cricket

[@NOBpodcast]

ok

[@eoozxcrul2170]

is it karma ki jo oppression bade logo ne dalits aur untouchables pe kiya hai, wahi cheez ab kashmiri panditon(i am assuming ki kashmiri panditon main sab pandits hi honge) pe bhi ho rha hai jo ki aab woh log kr rhe jo ki hindu hai bhi nhi ki log hi chutiya hai ? Aur agar oppression kr rhe hai muslims toh kashmiri pandits ka br ambedkar jo unhe reservations de kab aayega

[@krishjain1239]

bhai iss coment pe bhi like kar dena.

[@NOBpodcast]

hahaha

[@matangpandit2519]

Red bull ki lat kam hui kya shaswat bhai

[@NOBpodcast]

Band kar di bhai

[@matangpandit2519]

@@NOBpodcast i saw u drinking that in podcast yaha bhi jooth bhai lagta hai red bull peete peete hi reply de rhe ho

[@NOBpodcast]

@@matangpandit2519 yeh podcast bohot pehle record kiya tha. Iske baad quit kar di.

[@matangpandit2519]

@@NOBpodcast oh ok

[@matangpandit2519]

Blue card jokes pe koi progress hui kya bhai.

[@NOBpodcast]

Break liya hai. Saare same sound kar rahe the.

[@decay12k26]

Workout karte sun ta hun. mast dard me hasta hun.

[@NOBpodcast]

Asli mard 🫡

[@matangpandit2519]

Bina kisi ka naam liye bitching karo peers ki code word bana ke.

[@LulzAsh]

You are horrible comedian but good at podcast

[@lucifer8163]

Bhai thoda short duration wala podcast banao (1 hour bhi chalega) ...more than 3 hours is too much. Itni lambi movies bhi nahi hoti aj kal

[@NOBpodcast]

Poll me jake vote karo

[@gopeshsarda2207]

Instagram tag suggest kr do yr

[@NOBpodcast]

#garda

[@gopeshsarda2207]

@@NOBpodcast 😂💯💯 thankyou

[@adiset1236]

I love the podcaste it seems unscripted but you guys keep the flow going. I see you guys have cleaned up the scratched up sofa and one of you decided to wear socks this time. I would recommend you script a little add a few interesting topics and putting that into the title and cut it into a few episodes. 3 hours is too long. Gives you more content for more ad revenue. But overall love the podcast its a desi flagrant 2 stuff.