NOBODY Said the BIKE LIFE Would be EASY!!! [Ep.#02]

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[@MikeHunt-bg8sh]

Hey

[@aryanukasyah6541]

hey man love ur videos make more

[@mare_bre]

I AM FIRSTT

[@marten8825]

Nice vids keep it up 🙌

[@Jessef1l3]

Keep up the good work

[@bddb9239]

I think someone needs to inform Plutoni Moto that lane splitting is a can, not a must. Wow does he contribute to the plethora of people who make riders look bad with his tantrum.

[@ayomadcow1668]

I love when the women says bye angry boy. Lmfao. The dudes a dumbass. Would have still been stuck at the next red-light

[@adrotoscroto6501]

Yeah. If people move to let you lane split, it's a courtesy...

[@datdudetrent8938]

Not to mention the “I hAvE yOu On CaMeRa” yeah, and that illegal lane change in the intersection.

[@Andrew-ig7wy]

"This lady doesn't even care that I'm here" I wouldn't either. Lol

[@ExodusX13]

PlutoniMoti is a right bellend. She doesn't have to move for you. You don't own the road. She did nothing to impede you as she was already stationary.

[@rocksane6667]

agreed, i dont get whats the rush to go to the front it's still a red light, and she was stopped too. just wait for traffic to move man

[@booshting3520]

Yep, the sense of entitlement is laughable.

[@UmmmmmmmWhat]

Proper title for the clip "Woman vs Biker Darren"

[@ShaedTheMoron]

lane splitting is legal in Cali and he wanted to lane split. There's nothing wrong with that. But she got all pissed off because he was letting her know his intention.

[@IzzySarru]

@@ShaedTheMoron There's something wrong with how he behaved towards being minorly inconvenienced. He acted like a complete twat over nothing.

[@ghosthost92gaming73]

Plutonimoto: she has every right to sit where she was, filtering is an awesome luxury bikers have. However it is not a necessity for drivers to move out of our way, it’s great when they do, but no law demands it. And I think that counts for every country worldwide

[@ibustanut]

Exactly.. And sitting that close to the truck gave me anxiety.

[@KretinzUnited]

He’s another one of those self-entitled ars@holes who thinks they own the road.

[@katalantra]

nah its illegal in germany

[@davecash4158]

Saved me the time I agree with you 100%

[@ghosthost92gaming73]

@@katalantra I meant that no law demands people move out of the way for the bikes. Are you saying in Germany that it’s illegal to block a bike from filtering if you stay completely within your lane?

[@EuroBikerUK]

Plutoni she was there before u even arrived. What makes u think the world has to revolve around you, she doesn’t have to move

[@harrysweeten9417]

Be careful criticizing this wanker, he gets tough with older women, did you notice he didn't say anything to the truck driver.

[@EuroBikerUK]

@@harrysweeten9417 ha ha typical needy KZbin time tosser. Let’s scream if someone moves an inch to close to where you might go and then post it lol

[@eltzrothm1]

5:50 Wow! That guy might be the most annoying person in the world. "How dare someone not actively get out of the way for me to lane split!!" "Should I just ignore it? Nope. I'm going to bother this poor lady about it." If only he would've point to his camera. *That* would've really put it over the top.

[@ibustanut]

Karen vs driver would've been a better title for the clip

[@Midknightwriter]

Typical soy boy, there are more and more of this kind of rider every day, he's the type to slap the mirror and ride away giggling like a little girl.

[@james4582]

@eltzrothm1 Good comment Such drama over nothing Just because it’s legal to lane split and filter doesn’t give you special privileges over other traffic all the time.

[@unbeleiving]

Ikr! The poor lady probably got no clue what she did then suddenly some random biker just flips her off for nothing

[@ShaedTheMoron]

The woman was an ass afterwards. At one point she cut into his lane maybe 5 feet from his rear tire. That's the issue here.

[@wilks-]

Hellrizer shit himself when the guy stopped and got out 😂 when he got back in his car he got mouthy again..

[@arizonapapa9453]

He doesn't even come close to the channel name he picked. I think squeaky or whiner would be much more accurate!

[@goxlr]

respect to him for trying to save the car after the dude wanted to fight him :kekw:

[@baph0met]

Anyone would shit themselves in this situation, guy comes walking up on you possibly with a knife or worse, once you realize they're not a real threat you start to behave like you want to

[@wilks-]

@@baph0met shouldn't act the biggun if he isn't gonna back it up tho, Made himself look a right twat.

[@gamepockets]

He ran into SLOTH from "The Goonies". I'd shit myself too!

[@MilesBellas]

10:24 At that moment he realised "protective gear was not an expendable fashion accessory."

[@atsekjoker]

he'll be fine. his tattoos will protect him!

[@SRADracer]

@@atsekjoker He has a free extra one now

[@mds7569]

They are so stupid. Racing gloves and helmet with t short, jeans and sneakers. Poor gsxr driven by such a joke of a rider…

[@Shrimp_Insurance]

Look at his name, Squidlife, bet he'll be rethinking that handle every time he looks down at his massive road rash

[@jinxxrider6367]

@@Shrimp_Insurance lol it wasn't that bad, and he's still squiding to this day. He usually wears a riding jacket when riding just not that day.

[@jasoncreamer5747]

SPEAK THE QUEENS ENGLISH! I laughed at that, lol.

[@Birb_of_Judge]

No shit, the second i read your comment he said that 😂😂😂

[@RobDuggan]

Legend has it.... he is still saying "Don't Move"

[@citizenmattify]

I just got to that part when I read this 🤣

[@G0DofRock]

Must be an off-duty cop..cuz it was only annoying , served no purpose and helped nobody, sounds like policing to me.

[@knockitoffhudson3470]

He arrested that man, didn't even give him his phone call.

[@cheesyspace]

Matthew and hudson are you guys a bit dumb :D ? He said dont move because of his possible fractures or injurys...

[@spikey420]

@@G0DofRock it did serve purpose and it wasnt policing. it was because in an accident, moving can cause more injury

[@slapthelip8260]

That line of fire on the pavement looked badass, not gunna lie.

[@Gauzyy563]

''Hellrizer'' seems like all mouth when it actually comes down to it, even though hes pulling in front and speeding around like hes gonna do something. then starts talking shit again as the guy drives off...

[@takethatlfr9337]

For real what a pussy, and hits him with the “illegal” that shit was funny asl

[@georgeorwell126]

That Audi guy should have just kicked his ass and left him bleeding.

[@JohnnyD1993]

Speak the queen's English!

[@harrysweeten9417]

You're right, put up or shut up don't wait until the dude is leaving to get tough.

[@arizonapapa9453]

I think it was foolish to engage that idiot when he had no intention of actually doing anything about it. I think he should've just passed him and went on his way. I think it's foolish to allow something that insignificant trigger you to that extent!

[@hyuuga_ami5850]

2:07 hhhha... lol... he just followed his anger and forgot to use the handbrake.. 😂🤣😂🤣

[@cryptodnut9277]

That downed biker must have hit 88 mph and activated his flux capacitor.

[@ZeonTec]

4:50 lmao did he try to go back in time by hitting 88mph but didn't quite make it? Best leave that to a delorean 😂😂

[@solamentehalo5813]

bro 😂😂😂😂

[@UKReloader]

The first clip, you give it the Billy big bollocks chasing the driver, as soon as he gets out you shit it🤣🤣🤣 don't chase people unless you're prepared to fight, because there will always be that nutter that will happily smack you. Plutoni grow up ya knob, why should she move? She's between the lines in her own lane, and then you start waving your arms around like a petulant child.

[@Stenchy333]

all the bikers that think split laning is safe and responsible are dumb

[@mazdaweeb3]

@@Stenchy333 It can be safe and responsible, but it's up to the rider to do it safely and responsibly, according to the laws. It does cause more accidents, but it results in less major injuries and deaths since less bikers are getting rear-ended.

[@romainv8755]

7:00 Am I the only one who think he actually sounds like the Karen here ?

[@johnm1008]

Someone should definitely tell him that cars don't have to move so he can lane split.

[@eltzrothm1]

No. You aren't the only one.

[@ibustanut]

Starting an argument for no reason

[@KeepItPurp4809]

Shoutout the guy telling his friend not to move after that accident! Best advice ever

[@impalaSS65]

Hellrizer, first I thought finally someone ready to walk the walk. - but nope. As soon as the east-european-immigrant showed aggression, Hellrizer became timid. It's better to "stay above it" and let it be, if you aren't up to the dirty work.

[@NakedPigeon]

Why do we even need police, when we have all these "holier than the saints" bikers. To tell others what they are doing wrong 🤷‍♂️

[@dmvbenz7536]

I love this channel but sometimes you need to change the video name to “bikers acting stupid and angry”

[@ShaiThaiFsky]

4:07 tejk of de kamera xdd Ziomeczek się starał ale i tak POLSKA GUROM

[@JDBRL]

5:30 my guy left back to the future fire bro

[@enioveiga2439]

He thought it was the ghost biker.

[@joachimjoachim3286]

4:00 greetings from Poland and remember PolskaGurom

[@thirdgen377]

I hate seeing people try to move around after a nasty wreck, the adrenaline is pumping in them so much that they sometimes lose their grip on reality. Man could have had spinal injuries or ruptured organs. Hope he recovered fine.

[@tammy1001]

Check out ma man getting angry that waiting cars dont part before him like the red sea.

[@marcophoto994]

Last clip the dude that high sided started pulling on his front brake into the turn. Bike stood up and bing bang boom probably wishes he had proper gear

[@crispernator]

hopefully he now will wear protective clothing but then again there was the word squid in his profile

[@Dangerwiggles]

That was not because of the front brake, although it did not help the matter. His rear wheel lost traction, which is why the back end of the bike clearly swings out to the side. Losing traction on the front usually causes low sides because the front wheel dips and does not effect the rear wheel at all. Considering the road condition it wasn't an acceleration issue, rather he was probably dragging his rear brake. Braking with the rear make the rear wheel lose traction, kicked the back end of the bike out (as you can see it's natural to continue steering in the direction of travel, like a drift), if he stayed on the rear brake it would have locked the wheel, not allowing it to slide sideways on the pavement like you'd typically see with drifting. Weight transfer with the momentum carrying you out of the turn, rubber contacting while off-center, and potential panic braking is what actually threw him off the bike. Initiated by rear wheel slippage.

[@DarceyRecords]

Yea he lived up to the name “squid life” didn’t he? I hope he’s alright and wears a slide jacket from now on.

[@elanderan1104]

He should learn trail braking. The high-side results from a loss of traction by the rear wheel followed by sudden recovery of traction. If the rear wheel ends up pointing in a different direction then the front wheel the bike will whip the rider off when the rear regains traction. In the video when it started sliding in the rear he let off the brake and that's what caused it to throw him off. If he continued to hold the rear brake I think he would've had a low side. Or maybe he could have controlled the skid without wrecking and let off the rear brake when the front and rear wheels were pointing the same direction.

[@Richa98]

Hellrizer making mountains out of molehills, clutch will be gone soon too, state of it

[@Saul1337Ftw]

Hellrizer is a perfect example of all bark but no bite, could have also just moved out of the way and let his car roll without helping him. tough

[@joec2078]

"That lady does not care that I'm here" Nor does she have to. You lane split/filter when you can and it's safe to do so. You don't have the right-of-way. Both the car and truck are within their lanes and they were stopped well before you got there.

[@thefredydude]

@6:06 The biker is in the wrong. Its correct that he can lane split, thats fine. But when cars are at a stop sign or a trafic light, and was stopped before the bike gets there, are not suppose to move out of the way. That is just too bad for the biker, and he has to wait.

[@ewaru4207]

10:37 mad love for that slipknot tattoo 🤘

[@nicjames91]

Thanks for sharing my clip bro ✌🏻✊🏻 Ride safe.

[@cptsheepy]

Mate don't worry its doing the rounds 😉 😆

[@UmmmmmmmWhat]

Those ambulance response times in sonicxtasy's clip are amazing.

[@harrysweeten9417]

Yes it was, if could plan a accident I would make sure to pre call a ambulance.

[@psychogoreman198]

"My mates an instructor" then your mate needs to redo his training becuase its legal in the uk to filter through traffic & lane split.

[@nobodyimportant69]

That lady was definitely a Karen. I hope the cops paid her a visit. What she did is a criminal offense , should be arrested and she should also have her DL taken away for some time. Needs to learn how to drive and the rules of the road before getting it back. POS entitled B1tc#

[@nicjames91]

@@nobodyimportant69 I didn't report her. Police over here don't go out to burglaries so they wouldn't be interested in this.

[@BikerSteeev88]

@@nicjames91 The thing is, when you passed her it wasn't filtering. That's overtaking a vehicle that is most likely doing the speed limit.

[@nicjames91]

@@BikerSteeev88 thing is - it went to two lanes there, and she moved over to block me coming past in the second lane.

[@GenerationDown]

@@nicjames91 I HATE it when people do that. I live in San Diego and there are merge lanes every 10 feet. All drivers act like being on the highway is one big race. Some drivers get so offended at the thought that you might get ahead of them, that they veer over to block you from merging in ahead of them, stopping you and all cars behind you from shuffling into traffic.

[@reecehunt7650]

Isn't the rule that if safe to do so then filter. Why is plutoni Moto getting mad at the lady. She is in her lane. If there isn't enough room then don't filter.

[@auchnurmensch]

6:11 when you think you own the road.. (the biker, not the red car)

[@MrInfoPhilly]

yeah, he was out of pocket

[@sniperjoker2155]

7:00 Biker says why are you so angry when his voice could shatter glass and he's hyperventilating and he's the one starting the prob to begin with! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Holy shit! 😂 And that creep laugh! That dude ain't right in the head!

[@The_RussianBias]

7:40 dude crashed at the perfect place, less than 10 steps from an ambulance

[@atsekjoker]

last guy: wet road: meh! protection gear: meh! my tattoos will handle it, trust me!

[@michaelwalker1145]

Exactly, see the same BS on tons of Yank vids Expensive bike ,check Expensive helmet, check Safety T shirt and trainers , check 😀😀😀

[@flowwellnessgroup]

Looks to me like panicked at pulled the front brake

[@jinxxrider6367]

The road was dry.

[@arthurb8631]

Hellrizer never know when you come across a guy who is going to go to work on ya. You chase a guy expect that. Nuts

[@c4or2ey0]

The last clip in new mexico, that road is right by me. It's really dope when it's not wet.

[@petritimaru2944]

1:57 Audi handbrake part

[@3h55]

"Hey, can you call my girlfriend?" "Don't move!!!" I think he gets it now😂😂😂😂

[@BxBirthday]

Bwn: "DONT MOVE!!" Dude: I J.... Bwn: "DONT MOVE!!!!!" Man's must be a cop 😂

[@monman8183]

Lots of people would've had a nice day if some people had left their bikes at home. 🙂

[@mohammed_the_train_spotter]

No.

[@elff0102]

Last guy took the crash like a champ

[@davidbodan4781]

10:20 nice protective jacket.

[@skillz12345689]

Lol omg i remember this channel, i swear youtube shows you what they want to show you

[@dipgrizzly25]

Dude left a trail of flames like Ghost Rider.😂

[@swaglabchannel]

I believe it's important to let Plutoni Moto know that lane splitting is optional, not mandatory.

[@kledder318]

Plutonimoto had no right of way. Filtering does not give you priority. His annoying personality resulted in a unnecessary conflict.

[@AndrewFosterSheff69]

And those injuries, ladies and gentlemen, are why it is never cool to be a squid!

[@dtown3847]

Personally know him he is doing great walking around just some rashesd arms that’s it

[@Dius765RS]

0:17 an American roundabout... Its like an episode of Black Mirror.

[@dahc969696]

I like lists so here's mine for Plutoni Moto 1. Lane splitting although legal to do so is not a right of way. 2. There was both a truck and car blocking your path either has the same ability to move so why just blame the woman. 3. They were already legally and safely stopped occupying their own lanes at a red stop light. Thus if rolling forward and accidently hitting the pick up, she would be held liable for that. just a reminder for him in most areas if you stop to close or follow to close and hit the vehicle in front of you you are more then likely to be the one that gets the ticket and points off your license. 4. You don't own the roads and were in the wrong here. People yielding the right of way so you can lane split is a courtesy not a legal right get a hold of your entitlements and learn to share the road and take your own advice and learn to drive. For everyone else keep the right hand cranked and the rubber side down.

[@poochymx2024]

"Speak the queens english!🤬"😂😂

[@codyandcars]

Perfectly placed ambulance “medic 1 enroute to the motorcycle accident *.2 seconds later* show us on scene”

[@realmarzaniok]

A Pole in Audi, ahh, something beautiful, he had no arguments and began to sputter in Polish

[@maculata6006]

Poland apologizes for this idiot.

[@tomcio199214]

To Hellrizer 2029A, sorry to see that you had to face a polish person who thinks that having an Audi makes him king on the road. It is painfull to see, that such people forget that using phone while driving is causing higher risk of accident. No matter if with bikers like you, sir or with pedestrians. I hope that you showed the record to police and that person got a fine for illegal phone use.

[@Taz6599]

7:35 luckily there was a paramedic

[@DanielS93]

The last one gets a big HAHAAA from me. Not for his crash but for just wearing a tshirt on a bike and his open arm

[@imtheboss8414]

2:06 i think his audi love his owner and audi is backing because he love him 😂

[@chelioschristmass]

3:10 typical polish sebix.

[@equitek]

I love the first one, so much satisfaction

[@GopnikPanda]

10:23 And that folks is a literal tank slap.

[@TheDemitirus]

Wouldn't call that a tank slap, i'm pretty sure he just panic braked with his rear and slid out

[@GopnikPanda]

I meant the mark near his elbow. Thats some big mark from a tank slap like some husband and wife fight slap type of thing lol

[@spannymakronkeep8673]

Maybe you can filter, but no one has to move over from center lane if that's where they feel safe.

[@rsscott5672]

Yeah, report her to the police and show them the video of you harassing a woman and not looking where you're going for about 10 seconds so you can record her driving in her lane

[@Jimmy-cs2eg]

3:58 HAHAHA IT WAS POLISH PERSON

[@MrEBK1700]

You know how long I didnt watch motomadess AHHHH

[@jacobsimon4710]

I think he doesn't want him to move

[@khatdubell]

Its not a drivers responsibility to care or make room for you to lane split.

[@crispernator]

What ? not a drivers responsibility to take care, please stay of the road

[@khatdubell]

@@crispernator finish reading the sentence, please. There was only one. it is YOUR responsibility to lane split safely.

[@demonshark9112]

I was dying laughter when I saw the clip of 0:31 and it was like wtf are you doing mate

[@themadgingy401]

Plutoni Moto, nobody needs to convenience you just cause your on a bike 😂

[@TheNooch79]

Bwn9995…. Damn, that dude must have hit 88mph, gotta be careful with those flux capacitors.

[@TVGuapoArcade]

“Speak the Queen’s english” gets me out of every argument I’ve ever been in, so kudos to Hellrizer.

[@Monificent]

Hellrizer needs to Keep that same energy

[@seanoleary3428]

Easy to believe Plutoni has trouble making friends

[@leviclose8179]

ur videos are so good

[@dareyherrera6599]

the last part of the video is really cool espeacilly since new mexico isn't a really popular place becuase i live there

[@itzlimo4313]

10:16 the same thing happen to me on a bike bike when I was 6 and never it took me 6 years to recover from that

[@sarahbarton4977]

4:56 “There using the god damn fire to see”.

[@williampetrey662]

Damn bro, he's gonna move!

[@claytronsworld9485]

6:52 rut ro raggy ree hee he he he 😂

[@lostinpa-dadenduro7555]

Hellrizer is more of a hazard than the guy looking at his phone. Racing around making a public nuisance of himself. Backs down immediately when the man gets out of his car. 😂

[@craz107]

"speak the Queen's english" might be the most british thing I've ever heard

[@xx.mxrx0.xx.]

6:47 did this guy just turn into scobby-doo?!?!? (the laugh)

[@knockitoffhudson3470]

5:05 woah, that's METAL

[@LB-mu4yd]

Dude the voice at 7:48 i heard it in another video with another accident wtf 😂😂

[@BomberR6]

I don't know if you heard.. she's getting reported to the police

[@princeofdenmark9142]

4:56 - ONE POINT TWENTY ONE GIGAFUCKED

[@daze8410]

Maybe it's because I live in a state that doesn't have lane filtering, but man I still don't think I'd be comfortable trusting other drivers

[@Mackiewicz30]

Polska przeprasza za pajaca z Audi.

[@sehrgeheim]

the fire line looked rly nice. DOOONT MOOOOOOF

[@KingEgyptian]

After binging this channel all day yesterday, I've come to the realization that bikers are just a bunch of Karens on fast wheels.

[@Khoury1308]

Hellrizer: speak the queens english 😂😂😂

[@jamesf6440]

It never ceases to amaze me why people wear no gear on a motorbike and act like they won't get into an accident

[@TheDykeOnABike]

@GSXR Squidlife, I bet you regret being a squid after that 🤣

[@daddychill1127]

Me: Can i get Mark Zuckerberg Mom: We have Mark Zuckerberg at home Mark Zukerberg at home: 1:58

[@JohnsysChannel]

SonicXstasy. Think you should stick to four wheels dude lol. You've already got the safety gear sorted out for it.

[@HeartBreakKid551]

5:50 "Karen vs Biker" meanwhile he was acting way more like a Karen than the woman was lmao.