Tony todd the voice of the vortigaunts from ep2 has sadly passed away on november 6.
@bLEKI557Ай бұрын
Been binging old Star Treks and he was amazing anytime he showed up. Instantly recognized that iconic voice. R.I.P. Tony Todd
@Real_Gordon_FreemanАй бұрын
@@bLEKI557 hope you know that Louis gossett Jr is also not alive.
@bLEKI557Ай бұрын
@@Real_Gordon_Freeman I didn't. So we lost both Vortigaunt voiceactors this year. Sad news indeed...
@sd1gamingАй бұрын
Rip gorty
@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassiveАй бұрын
I want Tony Todd back. Candyman… Candyman… Candyman…
@YKS-MEZUN22Ай бұрын
0:11 Gabe newell: And while this might not be the absolute number one request from fans
@AlexRaylightАй бұрын
Hmm... I wonder what the number 1 request might be... 🤔🤔🤔
@YKS-MEZUN22Ай бұрын
@@AlexRaylight Maybe Half Life: Dog 😂
@officialFredDurstfanclubАй бұрын
Half Life: Kleiner’s Crazy Connect Four
@ZarnubiusАй бұрын
technically this request is third down the list, but it's definitely not first.
@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassiveАй бұрын
@@AlexRaylight It's the same as the number 3 request.
@limestick9000Ай бұрын
pure gold. in bars. so much design work. the fact we even got a game with this amount of meticulously crafted and thoroughly play-tested content is insane, and having it deconstructed like this is honestly a master class in linear game design, even 20 years after release.
@OPTIMUSL1MEАй бұрын
I find it humorous that there's all this effort and yet really blatant quirks like the flashlight and sprint draining the same battery and the shotgun being able to "fire both barrels" still made it in
@chillingchill6823Ай бұрын
@@OPTIMUSL1METhe shotgun were a carry over from half life 1 so it just has to happen, y'know?
@banguseaterАй бұрын
1:15:36 i love how hes explaining about the dynamnic shadows rendering while the objects on the table is drawing shadows underneath the table lol.
@JJungleJapesonАй бұрын
0:56 He said the thing!
@bg3545Ай бұрын
He actually dId!
@FlyingAce1016Ай бұрын
Valve dev commentary is where that sound bite comes from but in newer valve games and this one he is more careful to say Gabe.... N.... pronounced more distinctly to limit it lol.
@AeretonАй бұрын
To stop a gay ben, take control.
@jagermantisАй бұрын
Remember. The likelihood of John morello sitting next to you while playing half life 2 may be extremely unlikely but not impossible.
@dewinter1411Ай бұрын
The auto save section was very interesting. I’ve got stuck in death loops from auto saves before so this was a thoughtful decision.
@edmnАй бұрын
Were you as stuck as the guard at 3:05:40?
@biggestoufАй бұрын
There is so much about the craft of games that is revealed in these commentaries. It also feels like some of these lessons have also been lost over the years.
@DailyJustingonzalesАй бұрын
It's no surprise that Kelly Bailey's voiceover audio sounds the best here lol
@mb2001Ай бұрын
Naturally
@AyCeАй бұрын
Noticed that as well! Most others literally phoned it in, but audio engineers know how to do it right.
@_Rick___Grimes_Ай бұрын
its crazy to me he wrote so much good music for these games AND was doing alot of programming on them to, that dude is multi talented as hell
@JackWseАй бұрын
You'd be surprised sometimes lol.. It always cracks me up when professional audio people get on a webcam.
@7upyourzАй бұрын
marc laidlaws was SO bad.
@JackWseАй бұрын
2:27:15 not going to lie, the sound they had for the gunship in that early build footage they showed.. got to be one of the most chilling things I've heard in a video game, The thing sounded like it was coming for your soul.. kind of.. should have could have would I guess. It definitely was helped the bizarre intimacy of the giant barren desert scape, being a lot less creepy on the boat.. But still what what a disturbing noise that was.. kind of which they had leaned into that element, rather than the the more X-Files, traditional cosmic tones they went into with the overseers and whatnot.
@MrBump2Ай бұрын
1:38:32 & 3:22:26 Are the most concrete examples we have of them hinting at another Half-Life installment, let's go! 2:08:06 Oh wait, nevermind :( Also it was cool at 3:23:17 hearing them actually acknowledge the port of Half-Life 2 to the original XBox. I never thought they would even mention it!
@neimenovani7256Ай бұрын
Damn now im curious HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED GOD LOVE IT!
@MagnitudePersonАй бұрын
Lol, i remember playing a old custom map from around 2008 that had a functioning mortar. How hard was that really to implement.
@Toxin___InterHalferАй бұрын
Ubisoft's Far Cry 5 has a mortar perfectly functioning
@tornado8564Ай бұрын
Noclick is amazing, he did a whole playthrough of HL2 with the new developer commentary and made this video all within two days so that we can have a relaxing three and a half hours. Now the fine details of HL2 are fully reinforced and I’m learning more. The missing texture commentary node had me laughing and saying noclick has to see this.
@NoTargtАй бұрын
I feel like Valve adding workshop support will be a blessing and yet also a curse
@ish2008Ай бұрын
big w
@pyra9345Ай бұрын
Hl2 penis
@EatinBubsyАй бұрын
The Skibidi Toilet
@CrinklyLawyer73Ай бұрын
@@EatinBubsyhell nah d
@Overneed-Belkan-WitchАй бұрын
Already changing Alyx model into Hatsune Miku
@TauGenerationАй бұрын
awww , he said Gabe_N he caught us 😭
@killer429Ай бұрын
In a way it's an acknowledgment of the meme, and a testament to how in-touch he is with the community.
@pretzelboi64Ай бұрын
Gabe has always been a good sport like that tbh
@HR15DEАй бұрын
gayben
@_zigger_Ай бұрын
Gabe_I
@BoamereАй бұрын
A lot of these great ideas aren’t used in fps’s today. Like the bullet magnetism from snipers aiming to hit physics objects if they miss you. They really thought of a lot
@LateCigsАй бұрын
Thanks for uploading this, commentary mode turned itself off for me somewhere in the final few chapters for some reason.
@robertmorgan1008Ай бұрын
This happened to me too, during "Follow Freeman" in the level after they talk about the snipers and suppressing fire.
@aspzxАй бұрын
@@robertmorgan1008 Exactly the same for me. I'm glad someone uploaded this so we could listen to the remaining clips.
@Wasper216Ай бұрын
Same here.
@RLR_STARАй бұрын
same
@chocodono2146Ай бұрын
If you still want to experience it in game, you have to type “commentary 1” in the console to turn it back on
@lazymansload520Ай бұрын
1:12:25 it’s good they cut this. I’m having a hard time visualizing a version of the game where such an arcade fit in.
@richardlionerheart194517 күн бұрын
Yeah, that sounds comically evil, not cold, unfeeling alien empire like the combine. the arcade is a needless predictable obvious trope (le video game is le real) torture nexus that goes out of its way to troll people into killing each other
@CidCDdraftsАй бұрын
45:02 Least insane Valve playtester.
@CzesnekАй бұрын
Commentary bubble just stopped appearing mid mission during the resistance assault and I thought they were so embarrassed about the mission that they stopped commenting about it.
@Gajus13Ай бұрын
Yeah same, the last 2-3 chapters completely missed them in my playthrough....
@movax20hАй бұрын
Yes, day or two ago, other people, including me, commented here, and also on steam discussion forum, about this. Same place, like the sniper commentary around 3:20:39 is the last one I can do in my play through. I loaded save from before, and again, it was the last one I could do. And I started getting achievements (previous time I played HL2 fully was ages ago, and I think there were no achievements, so I had none). What OS and GPU you are using, just seeing if there are any similarities.
@VerboseToastАй бұрын
Same, that's how I ended up here. The final resistance battle always felt like a slog to me so it didn't strike me as super weird but it was disappointing. By the time I got halfway through the Citadel with no more bubbles I knew something was wrong lol
@sanitylost4271Ай бұрын
some maps in the game don't have any commentary bubbles. it seems entering these maps disables commentary mode for future maps (maps without commentaries i found are d3_c17_01, d3_c17_10(a,b). and d3_c17_13) To reenable commentary mode type "commentary 1" in the console
@Wasper216Ай бұрын
Same problem here. I thought they were done and was disappointed that there was nothing in the citadel. Seems to be a bug.
@mattcy6591Ай бұрын
52:28 so THIS is why there's that audio skipping during scene loading transitions? The cache waiting for the sound file to load??
@dominikhaderer4169Ай бұрын
either that or the engine repeating the same part of the sample over and over until the rest is streamed in. i guess what we're hearing are the cases where the 125ms chache sample was not long enough and io capacity is choked with something else, like level- or asset-streaming. resulting in the typical source engine audio stutters.
@_zigger_Ай бұрын
3:05:38 the most important bit
@MarkyxllАй бұрын
I listened to this without video, but even 20 years later the sound this makes is so firmly burned into my brain that I immediately knew what is happening on screen :)
@JackWseАй бұрын
3:08:45 oh no it absolutely breaks stuff... As if you continue on to the final sequence, there can only be three turrets in the section, and the required turrets to start the sequence, end up either disappearing or dropping through the floor or something.. either way it completely makes the sequence break if you carried them over past the level transition... I can't remember exactly which sequences break from that in addition.. But I do know that final one does.
@Wasper216Ай бұрын
You can absolutely carry over another turret without any issues. I did that after hearing that node. That gives you 4 turrets for the fight instead of just 3.
@endplanets23 күн бұрын
1:43:17 Lore Drop. Direct confirmation that Mossman was always a double agent.
@LH7_LegendanАй бұрын
Listening the Developer Commentary while Playing Half-Life 2 was actually an Interesting Experience and made me Forgot that I was playing Half-Life 2, I like to make levels and have made some which are still WIP, And I found It very Interesting to listen to!👌 I found these parts also cool For Example, 27:42 - 1:08:51 - 1:25:06 etc. 1:36:53 the chopper bomb attack being an accident was interesting too
@Cam-nq8brАй бұрын
27:42 we love the purple checkerboard ❤
@opalpersonalАй бұрын
today i learned that every instance of half-life 2 is personalized due to the random placement of foliage.
@STANNcoАй бұрын
it's so weird hearing how many times they were crunched for time and had to throw something together, considering it's valve and half-life
@drifter1993Ай бұрын
I was confused how there are significantly less nods in latter half of the game, always wondering "is the commentary deactivated?"
@possiblefossilrecordsАй бұрын
Thank you so much for doing this! This is a lot better than stopping my run through to listen to these every few minutes.
@gloveman0Ай бұрын
So glad they did this. The hype for HLX just grows by the day
@EdShear_emАй бұрын
I must've played HL2 at least 20 times over the years, and seeing that battery at 2:48:23 gave me a jumpscare. I had no idea it was there! I'd always go for the one on top of the bed and the one under the bathtub, only recently realizing there was another one on top of the tower. Even after all these years, I keep finding hidden details in HL2's nooks and crannies. What a great game!
@jamesstokes3361Ай бұрын
Who else heard "To stop a Gaben" when they started listening
@jasperfox6821Ай бұрын
I've played through the whole commentary in my recent playthrough, and I must say, I loved when Ido Magal talked about his combine balls, play testers did alot of ball training :3
@RMJ1984Ай бұрын
Two things i learned about Valve from this commentary. We couldn't do X because of performance reasons or we couldn't do Y because of lack of time. Just imagine what Half-Life 2 could have been!.
@wyrdautumnАй бұрын
I appreciate the choreography in this video, little touches like cutting just after you toss the can towards the metrocop to him chasing you around the next room are just fun.
@PashaportinoАй бұрын
21:20 nah playing with the baby like this is too funny i cant 💀
@pretzelboi64Ай бұрын
Dude's 100% going to jail over Shaken baby syndrome in his lifetime
@Gato-1998Ай бұрын
Finally someone enabling the captions, thank you!
@ShadoSpartan44Ай бұрын
2:54:49 im glad they were nice to have a fail safe for a boss fight.
@rabbitswyd24Ай бұрын
much love for doing this
@bg3545Ай бұрын
voices so soothing i feel like ASMR
@DrFREEMAN-y7yАй бұрын
We got Half life 2 : Anniversary update, before GTA VI lol.
@mattcy6591Ай бұрын
50:53 SMG sound priority: 1
@zgmattieАй бұрын
10:51 not throwing all the boxes out the window is criminal Edit: i missed it right before, i was just listening and picked my phone up to see it just to see them fiddling around with the box and not throwing it out
@MrProvittАй бұрын
35:54 HL2 Dev Commentary guest starring Joe Swanson
@tirs0dАй бұрын
Thank god this video actually has the closed captions.
@neimenovani7256Ай бұрын
No way the combine took my Buggy!!!! what the hell!!!
@avtomaticeskijrazdatcikgus2713Ай бұрын
Can't have shit in City 17
@B.M.SkyforestАй бұрын
1:23:20 this explains a lot why unreal engine 5 physics feels off compared to realistic hl2 physics.
@gregthemadmonkАй бұрын
18:59 - Half-Life 1 had subtitles?!
@yasiek89Ай бұрын
he's talking about subtitles system, which you can see during tram ride intro, like "SUBJECT: Gordon Freeman"
@gregthemadmonkАй бұрын
@@yasiek89 that's more like a title system 😅 HL2 subtitles are so marginally different from that while also having the same title cards. But I guess you're right, they had nothing else to refer to here
@Cats-TMАй бұрын
3 hours and 30 minutes! Half-Life 3 confirmed?!?‽??!‽!!!
@zbigniew2628Ай бұрын
Do not start this train, coz you cannot stop it
@MegaChickenfishАй бұрын
Weirdly I stopped seeing the nodes at the Our Benefactors chapter. I figured there was something missing!
@lemonov3031Ай бұрын
Nodes disappeared for me in Follow Freeman. Had to go to this video
@abood4297Ай бұрын
Me too it has to be a bug
@WilhelmScreamerАй бұрын
Similar experience here, had to force them on with a console command
@VerboseToastАй бұрын
Same here
@Wasper216Ай бұрын
Same here.
@vnratc6926Ай бұрын
it just struck me: what the hell was Gordon’s HEV suit doing in the Kleiner’s lab?))) as if they were expecting him, but they clearly were not))
@SufficingPitАй бұрын
It is a protective suit and they were still experimenting with portal tech, so it makes sense.
@vnratc6926Ай бұрын
@ yeah, but when gordon puts it on Kleiner says “… YOUR hev suit fits you like a glove”. )) why did he say “your”?
@SufficingPitАй бұрын
@@vnratc6926 I don't see it being a problem to be his literal suit that they somehow come into procession of via Gman shenanigans and used for their own uses. Especially likely they were making use of it since Kleiner supposedly had been iterating and upgrading it.
@vnratc6926Ай бұрын
@@SufficingPit wait… did Gordon take off his hev suit in the end of hl1?)) I think he was put in stasis wearing the suit. But even if there was a spare somewhere in Gordon’s locker in Black Mesa, did they bring it here 20 years ago? Obviously not a big deal, but kinda funny)
@SufficingPitАй бұрын
@@vnratc6926 It is a bit strange as Gman pretty directly says he 'earned it' in his end HL1 speech, which then the suit is gone in the beginning of HL2. So from Gordon's perspective Gman say he can keep it and then takes it anyway. Obviously Valve did it for gameplay reasons and to be able to frame and set up the world in HL2, which would be hard if the Combine saw some dude walking around in a HEV suit. I've always interpreted Gman stringing together the events to get him to it in the lab, as being his way of letting Gordon keep it.
@PinoNica85Ай бұрын
Thanks for this!
@000adrianelpiola000Ай бұрын
2:57:31 The best one
@timeryarАй бұрын
i dont like that there were less and less commentary nodes the further you went into the game, felt very empty
@noclickАй бұрын
it's probably because they had to rush the last few chapters of the game
@beatyeah8840Ай бұрын
@@noclick dear god, its xen all over again!
@scottl.156826 күн бұрын
Holy shit I didn't know Breen was voiced by Robert Culp!!
@yester30Ай бұрын
Thanks, for some reason in my commentary playthrough the bubbles stopped appearing altogether after 3:21:30
@jiraffe9600Ай бұрын
Same
@MilosCsrb24 күн бұрын
Citadel part felt rushed, not detailed and empty . Still best game ever
@me000Ай бұрын
When I played through the developer commentary mode, the last node I got was the one at 3:20:26, about the scrapped suppression fire feature. Any nodes after that just didn't show up for me. Did this happen to anyone else?
@assaultboy269Ай бұрын
Yes that happened to me as well
@movax20hАй бұрын
Yes. Same here.
@lemonov3031Ай бұрын
Same. Maybe message Valve about this?
@movax20hАй бұрын
@@lemonov3031 What OS and GPU you guys use? I am on Linux, with AMD 6900XT, and newest Mesa drivers.
@teamspen210Ай бұрын
Some of the streetwar maps have no commentary nodes at all, which makes the game turn off commentary mode. What you can do is run "commentary 1" in the console after transitioning to turn that back on.
@scottl.1568Ай бұрын
Sweet!! Thank you, VALVe!!!
@demogaming8895Ай бұрын
1:38:40 Airboat in Half Life 3 confirmed?
@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253Ай бұрын
GODDAMNIT IT ALL !!! I forgot to buy the popcorn !!! FUCK !!! Back to the store it is then !
@andrewwitham8493Ай бұрын
😂
@Mcree11414 күн бұрын
27:41 When I saw that I laughed because I thought it was an actual texture bug caused by the anniversary update until I clicked the commentary node.
@joaomarcosmtonetoАй бұрын
Alright, what about episode 3?
@mr.pointman1930Ай бұрын
Till Gabe Newell pass away then he might let the crew to do the work.
@UnionSovietSocialistRepublicАй бұрын
project white sands? mayhapse?
@JohnCereal986Ай бұрын
@@mr.pointman1930Marked his word: when gaben passed away, that's when we get half-life 3
@Manny4Life948Ай бұрын
@@mr.pointman1930 too bad Gabe is immortal
@scottl.1568Ай бұрын
When I saw the Citadel for the first time, I seriously thought that was where the G-Man office was...
@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassiveАй бұрын
3:33:08 What? You could gib the Striders with the AR2’s alt fire.
@avtomaticeskijrazdatcikgus2713Ай бұрын
Well, yes, but you have to shoot it 14 TIMES with those, and I don't think you can even collect that many in the game.
@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassiveАй бұрын
@avtomaticeskijrazdatcikgus2713 14 times? Wittle it's health down with rockets and/or explosive barrels first. (I remembered it taking only 3 plasma orbs on hard mode whereas it took 5 rockets to down a Strider.)
@avtomaticeskijrazdatcikgus2713Ай бұрын
@@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive Hm. I'm pretty sure the number of explosions needed to take down a strider is hard-set and doesn't depend on its HP. But I check it later.
@avtomaticeskijrazdatcikgus2713Ай бұрын
@@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive OK, well, I was wrong. It does take less orbs to take them down if they tame explosive damage first.
@BaderbearАй бұрын
32:35 100% agree that not all female characters need to be hyper sexual. Like I get back in 2000's sex sales but not all the time. Some worked and some were too much
@treesapien5762Ай бұрын
Bro imagine taking over a week to produce this like 2kliksphilip
@LadyFairChildVideoАй бұрын
my first playthrough, on route kanal and water hazard, i explored every single square inch and tried to get higher and higher trying to put barrels and crates to get higher , which would fall over anyways. in subsequent playthroughs your time gets greatly reduced. im not a speedrunner, but finish it rather quickly compared to the first run through. did anyone do the same? where you forgot about the linear story, and explored everything in sight?
@prozbinh9858Ай бұрын
This is gold !
@EvilGeniusRANIKАй бұрын
Wish we also got some sort of fps update for the Xbox Series X version too. I'm still stuck playing this legendary game at 30 frames :(
@Corkoth55Ай бұрын
0:57 he really put emphasis on not saying gayben
@dulguunjargal1199Ай бұрын
3:21:35: 😮🤔😃 3:22:22: ☹️😭😢 3:22:26: 😱🤯😳😍
@JackWseАй бұрын
2:03:03 look at kerry casting all the shade lol... Also as if Valve didn't have an internal cult-like feel from the outside enough.. now we've got theology lingo for design philosophy based on internal politics.. and they could have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those.. oh wait they did.
@LazarheaDАй бұрын
This is why Valve are the best.
@mimovres9300Ай бұрын
2:08:05 - Half life 3 confirmed no cap
@The_Ninja_TreeАй бұрын
Im gonna play through it and experience it as god intended.
@robertmorgan1008Ай бұрын
GAYBEN bless you.
@The_Ninja_TreeАй бұрын
@@robertmorgan1008 he said it gabe N! This time and I'll never forget the betrayal of our Lord and Savior gayben.
@bloodborne410Күн бұрын
thanks for subtitles
@makiiavely14 күн бұрын
with these anniversaries and how forthcoming valve has become about Half-life by producing 2 deep dive documentaries and releasing this mode I get the feeling that the devs have matured to a point that they know they don't have much time until they retire, and they themselves have stated that it's damn sad how things went for half-life over the years. I don't know, maybe it's wishful thinking, but maybe Valve has built up the confidence and insight they need to finish the job
@AustinH7Ай бұрын
Anyone notice how AI deep fried the ever living shit out of the commentary audio? Some of it sounds absolutely terrible
@suateflАй бұрын
I can see the commentary text. How to enable them?
@jassykatАй бұрын
thanks
@johnraizhen669Ай бұрын
2:52:35 HE JUST MENTIONED THE FLOOR IS LAVA MEME LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
@MrPoeGhost9 күн бұрын
I mean, it's not really a meme. Children have been playing that game for literal decades.
@deathdogfanboy1970Ай бұрын
2:37:05 nap time
@B4NDIT_12Ай бұрын
Sadly no substitles for other languages for now
@denizplays1307Ай бұрын
How do you enable the commentary of the devs? Everytime I make a new game the commentary of Gabe on the train (as an example) doesnt appear, do I have to play a different/beta version of Half Life 2 or am I missin somethin? Or is it due to mods/workshop not working? EDIT: Now the subtitles arent working :/
@Spillow-CАй бұрын
click on new game and right below the level list, you gotta check a box to activate it
@denizplays1307Ай бұрын
@Spillow-C it is activated but the commentary icons appear only after the trainstation But the commentary of Gabe on the train (as an example) and other commentary within the trainstation dont appear which is confusing to me!
@devilhs_vidАй бұрын
You have to wait when the train stops for it to appear.
@denizplays1307Ай бұрын
@@devilhs_vid guess my stupid goofy ass wasnt patient enough 😂
@randomaccountisthishereАй бұрын
types of zombie panic source players when?
@pivot44Ай бұрын
It would be cool if Half Life 1 also had developer commentary
@atrium1Ай бұрын
very difficult for goldsrc engine. I don't think it's worth the effort
@batbrain55Ай бұрын
Not exactly what you're asking for, but... kzbin.info/aero/PLk5gaNp4x_AVIJviyHueHizonrIhAAtdj&si=Mywgb8UvDc42d3z9
@SuperGuy25012 күн бұрын
0:48 to stop a gaben press control and take the gaben in addition to stop a gaben press control to stop the gaben
@krono069Ай бұрын
How do I get console commands to work on steam deck?
@quackchargeАй бұрын
🗣DR FREEMAN
@JohnPaulBuceАй бұрын
he stopped the gaben 😢
@JohnPaulBuceАй бұрын
Gabe. N.
@antoniov6461Ай бұрын
Me hubiera gustado que los subtitulos estuvieran en español 🫤
@Mr.YaNo55Ай бұрын
Sabes al menos como poner subtitulos en inglés? No encuentro la forma
@qwertyiuwg4uwtwthnКүн бұрын
Hey indie devs Listen too this whole thing and write it down. Please.
@rambilo6236Ай бұрын
The episodes have commentary?
@steventrotter4958Ай бұрын
Yes they do indeed those have been out for a good many years since at least Orange Box
@nonsense-meАй бұрын
Nice
@StillTheBest1973Ай бұрын
to stop a gabe_n
@CidCDdraftsАй бұрын
25:59 BAD IDEA
@LauritsRАй бұрын
Lololololol 3:22:24
@pretzelboi64Ай бұрын
What's up with them saying the planar water shader is complex? That's easy shit for any graphics programmer worth their salt tbh. It should straight up be an interview question in any game company
@kerbonaut2059Ай бұрын
Okay, now do it on 2003 hardware.
@pretzelboi64Ай бұрын
@@kerbonaut2059 The math is the same. The only thing a pixel shader couldn't do is conditionals back then and you don't need that shit if you know anything about branchless programming. Using conditionals on local variables is slow af to this day