AIRSOFT HITMAN - No Witnesses!

[@zero7even]

14:27 Sam: "I got a big bowl of stew hehe, here we go! hehe, haha-" *gets shot* *Top 10 saddest last words*

[@jollygremlin6501]

BOND 0707 I got so sad

[@Pickle9012]

It was so so Sad

[@SlKL0VER]

I’m lmao 😂

[@Tyler-gn7ol]

lol

[@TrueRandomPlayer]

S a v e t h e s t e w .

[@SydneySighs]

"I'm sorry you weren't supposed to die!" Pretty much describes every time I try to be sneaky in Hitman.

[@andyotaka7073]

Non-Target Killed -1000 Non-Target Killed -1000 Non-Target Killed -1000 Non-Target Killed -1000 Non-Target Killed -1000 Non-Target Killed -1000 Good Job Hitman

[@kryppyy]

He Killed everyone But the Target Lmao

[@ph0enixfiregaming973]

Target escaped -5000

[@mynameberamen1779]

@@ph0enixfiregaming973 so it's -11,000. *SLOW CLAPS*

[@ph0enixfiregaming973]

@@mynameberamen1779 lol

[@zero7even]

My average score when I play Hitman.

[@MACABR3]

1:22 when Jake says “no they’re not.” I died laughing 😂😂😂

[@stoneflags2467]

Jadon Timmerman I was just going to comment that😂😂😂

[@blueglaze1514]

I mean he is right

[@Ossek]

I fucking love how Chef Sam just carried the stew with him.

[@jyquin5012]

A good chef always goes down with his stew.

[@zyibesixdouze4863]

trouble had been boiling

[@TheJokerX94]

is fucking yelp as he looks at the camera got me XD

[@Spero_Hawk]

@@TheJokerX94 13:41, best moment for sure

[@talonquestbg6830]

“200 billion that’s the biggest number I’ve ever heard in my kitchen” killed me 😂

[@thesuperparrot]

Sam: "I got a big pot of stew, uh here we go! hehe aha" *gets shot* I'm rolling

[@foxthefox1594]

thesuperparrot i feel shame, i thought that “I’m rolling” said Read More

[@corneliusflake2103]

what are you rolling?

[@michaelallen4331]

@@corneliusflake2103 ur nan

[@bogney]

Cheese Man I did the same thing lol

[@FrancoGratteta]

Wren makes this episodes so much beliavable, his roleplay is spot on.

[@pbnjgoodness]

Marco Durastante Cue montage of Mike trying to get the mechanic outfit

[@Forestxavier20]

"Live Forever~" *Ivy proceeds to get shot after trying to blow a kiss* "0

[@FFenix972]

music please

[@elsalvedorven5546]

@@FFenix972 titanic theme plays.

[@aidanlee3149]

niko: live forever (ivy walks to the door and blows niko a kiss) (mike walks into the doorway and shoots ivy) focking irony right there

[@sirokhorun]

Aidan Lee I cry every time.

[@nikosoukkala2648]

Do they date irl or is it just in character??? Because they seem to be pretty close in other videos too...

[@ghostoperator4163]

I wonder if they date in real life as well, that was a good sacrifice Niko

[@ghostoperator4163]

Propoganda Pat they’re not I think ivy has a crush on Niko

[@rileysteidel7084]

Larry Phan they are married. They say it in an episode on Sam and niko.

[@maliknightboiler2828]

12:49 - 13:05 best acting 13:43 - 13:47 best comedy

[@voidling2632]

2:30 worst acting

[@STM_tm]

What can I say, Wren's an amazing actor.

[@poison7207]

Aaaa

[@twinodoom]

Misanthrope He wasn't sure how to react because it wasn't in the script.

[@poison7207]

twinodoom he could’ve screamed or something

[@lorddybug]

Ivy:"Flowers are just as important as bullets." Jake:"No they're not." *Blank Face* HAHAHA

[@coolinchin3477]

LORDDY -Hi-

[@progzly]

"Flowers are just as important as bullets..." "N-- No... They're not"

[@blueglaze1514]

They aren't

[@blountatrox1]

@@blueglaze1514 finally, someone with common sense

[@corneliusflake2103]

@@blountatrox1 are you 12?

[@addiesanders1121]

This is america

[@Mayberry1980]

@@corneliusflake2103 are you?

[@Pie42795]

This has got to be the best airsoft video that Node has ever done! Just so many hilarious moments! The early death of the underdressed mechanic, Sam's yell as he runs away with his stew, Ivy's tragic death, the fact that the target was the only one to survive...

[@spinakker14]

The_Law I was laughing all the way! This one also became my favourite video

[@DZ-1987]

Its a surprise that none of this is scripted.

[@valrhys8527]

Girl : "until nextime" Agent 47 : *yeets girl*

[@FFenix972]

please what is the song?

[@kennydejavu]

Niko: Live on forever! Ivy fucking dies 5 seconds later

[@nikosoukkala2648]

Do they date irl or is it just in character??? Because they seem to be pretty close in other videos too...

[@dane676]

Niko Soukkala They're married outside of the game

[@Mythic2827]

Went from Hitman to Hotline: Miami lol :DDDD

[@kraig436]

Mythic lol so John wick

[@WaveTheConqueror]

@@kraig436 Hotline Miami would fit more, its just rampaging killing without any planing

[@Dantethedemonkiller]

Hitman Miami.

[@felixcarloc.tiukinhoy4387]

@@WaveTheConqueror "Do you like hurting other people?"

[@WaveTheConqueror]

@@felixcarloc.tiukinhoy4387 i enjoy the quote, especially told by the doomslayer that totally murders as insane as Jacket.

[@firephoenix4013]

Spoilers Wren has been spot on for all his npc roles. He's been also a very good sportsman, letting the hero go for miner faults and being the npc. Brandon "pretty much" died first XD again. Brave till the end. Shaun was great being the first day at the job kinda guy, lost all his courage after almost dying and seeing his superiors slain one by one. Full of twists and turns this one. Was great :D

[@cowmcbeef966]

Wren's death was REALLY well executed. He went full bodyguard mode for this video.

[@iota-09]

everyone actually did a damn great job, there wasn't a singkle one out of character, one of the best episodes on the entire channel.

[@lukemonaghan4727]

Alexander Joachain where’s my boy sam at with his secret recipe??? 😂😂

[@pikag10]

a continuation to the flower v bullet debate: Ivy: well flowers give us oxygen Jake: well, bullets save that oxygen Ivy: *sigh*

[@leonidezdionisio9915]

R.I.P Sam, he died holding his special recipe

[@spinakker14]

leonidez dionisio he took it to the grave

[@ashilino]

he died the way he lived

[@HumorDash]

XD

[@CertifiedPsycho1.0]

No he died doing what he loved

[@cagethekyle6493]

Not a drop spilled.

[@johnwestensnorris6391]

I think I figured out the master plan to this level. 1 Kill the mechanic. 2 Take a walk along the side and drop your gun. 3 Inform the guard of the gun and kill him by fiber wire while he is inspecting it. 4 Disguise as guard and disguise him as mechanic. 5 Tell the general about the dead body and lead them towards it. 6 Go behind the general and any guards brought with them, take guards out first then the general.

[@ChamberSix.]

*FBI* : stay where you're at nigga

[@twns1076]

Damn

[@Veloziraptor111]

Why would the general inspect the body by himself? He'd probably head to the safe room as soon as you inform him of the dead body. This might work for taking out the guards though.

[@Miguel-yh7le]

Well say good bye to silent assassin due to non target kills and potentially body found. Here is the better way to do it: 1.Poison a bodyguard’s drink with emetic rat poison 2.Subdue him when he goes to puke in the bathroom 3.Disguise as him 4.Lock the bathroom door he’s in before exiting to make sure nobody will find him 5.Disable the surveillance system 6.Fire some non-silenced gunshots to cause panic 7.Escort the General to the panic room 8.Garrote the general with your fiber wire 9.Escape.

[@kamakrazy5837]

@@Miguel-yh7le yes officer this comment right here

[@BoggydanBuckney]

Best one yet! Sam the chef was hilarious lol

[@InnerlockStudios]

13:39 lol I'm dying! Just everyone running out screaming, then you see Sam with his bowl just go "ahh"

[@shadow344bh]

"No one will notice, if there are no one to notice"

[@geeraf9392]

Crocodile

[@gi5epi_579]

bajur

[@exploitativity]

I see I’ve met my match.

[@UnstandardOtaku]

Stealth or Russian Stealth?

[@spinakker14]

I wrote this joke under Anna's run, but I was hoping someone would really just murder everybody

[@0MeryLove0]

Funniest quote: D: "I never used a gun before!"

[@rattlingduck8454]

Yet it's so untrue

[@dr.bright6272]

It's in character

[@DuckNestStudios]

14:53 The flower girl and the general, a romance uncommon and almost forbidden. A mass murderer who kills anyone who gets in his way. How will this beautiful couple survive?- ***ivy gets shot*** Oh... Um... Until then! Stay tuned!

[@marshallhanlon6454]

Did the general ever deflower the flower child

[@THEDONKAGE]

I love how, for the first time I've ever noticed in a Node video, somebody manages to make the cameraman react/laugh. Sam's scream at the camera was a really good time for it to happen, too.

[@logotho7340]

13:42 is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

[@Petrichords]

Sam is so fucking funny lmao

[@CertifiedGoonerMan]

To him the foods are worth so many nuclear missile.

[@TheBestGrapefruitGuy]

@Fast Internet he has a bowl of food and just says, simply: "aah."

[@kekblob]

Litteraly had to watch it 50 times before I stopped laughing

[@_lemonzzz_5292]

Logo Tho sir, thankyou for this timestamp

[@FrontlineCrusaders226]

Here we are 6 years later, and this is still my favorite NODE vid, and NEVER fails to make me laugh through the entire thing. ESPECIALLY 14:28 XD XD

[@Rogolord]

13:43

[@Pseudynom]

Best part!

[@s4tsug4i74]

Hahahahah 😂😂😂😂

[@AndrewLehman]

That had me laughing so hard xD

[@trevor8038]

I laughed way too fucking hard

[@RedGatack]

That's my emotional state

[@lunr6967]

Ivy: Flowers are just as important as bullets Jake: No there not 🤣🤣🤣

[@waasar]

Which general doesn't invite his mechanic to party along and also do some routine maintenance in the house while he's there.

[@tubbycustard8866]

LOOL

[@mattrdirks]

I just realized that poison would be really funny in these, you could just used really spicy hot sauce.

[@sku11bash]

This was probably my favorite one yet just because I love the way he played the part of Judd. Also the complete randomness of 13:42 and 14:27 had me utterly gasping for air, well played Sam even the cameraman couldn't hold it in.

[@Outrageous36]

1:21 "Flowers are just as important as bullets." Jake, an intellectual: "...No they're not" XD oh my lord...

[@YunsAvatar]

Flower Child meets with the arms dealer... sounds like an interesting plot.

[@stuckurface]

So interesting that they already made it (this was back before Rocket Jump and Corridor Digital split): kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y5rYdox6e9WDa68

[@WAMBHSE]

It's a new sitcom on Fox unfortunately it gets canceled after the first season

[@SweetStberries]

WAMBHSE lol

[@thelieutenant7732]

Weaponized flowers?

[@AlternateTheOG]

Sam: "I gotta make my stew here we go AAAGH!!-" the best ive seen from sam

[@Skelegun1337]

14:28 I'VE GOT A BIG BOWL OF STEW!! HERE WE GOO!!! *gets shot*

[@KingTylex]

DoctorSuspense Lol

[@c.i.a.7262]

DoctorSuspense I thought he said I gotta make ma stew here we go bwah

[@KingTylex]

*Mike proceeds to shoot the unarmed cook who wanted to cook his secret recipe*

[@user-mg2gs3nw8m]

DUDE I'M CRYING

[@IronMaidenPilot]

*has flashbacks of killing the gourmet". FUS RO DAH

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

I love the security being inept, covers for the 'immersion breaking' of face recognition.

[@MrAlekk]

14:27 Sam: "I gotta make my stew!" Mike: Runs up and kills Sam haha

[@vikkx8505]

*gonna

[@MrAlekk]

Nah, he says gotta haha. Doesn't matter though

[@dang6312]

10:53 I love how he says " *WhAT HaPpEnd???* "

[@fatalshot0093]

16:55 "We all win if we're having fun, right guys?" Says the guy who killed everyone, yet still failed his mission.

[@martpoo]

13:46 the cameraman was giggling

[@Knesquik]

Ivy: *kisses Niko* "Live forever" Intermediately gets shot and killed by 47 XD

[@iota-09]

tragicomedy to the highest degree, it after that it only felt scary though, mmike was too much of a cazzed serial killer from niko's perspective, if you put yourself in niko's shoes what is the average hitman player really looks fucked up... best(worst?) part is how it all played realistically, feels like this shows why mass shootings that didn't start with the intention f being mass shootings happen. that was ironically fucked up

[@TheFrozenFlame05]

I love how everyone's getting killed, but Niko and Ivy are just chilling in the safe room eating stew.

[@ShneeMan300]

Sam’s cook character had me laughing my ass off. 😂😂😂

[@digitalraregaming7414]

He killed everyone except the target..... 😂

[@TechnoLogicPC]

1:53 "Feminism is... dying..." LOL

[@facethemusic2430]

Thank god it is

[@miguelojeda9461]

ja im the last comment

[@babyeater639]

FaceTheMusic feminst are more hated than nazis

[@jupiter_moons1306]

Niko's little giggle after ivy kissed him melted my god dang heart!!

[@Kiichi117]

Please keep doing hitman please

[@THEMOCU]

*“Ladies first”* *“ugh feminism”*

[@BOWNK]

I think she says "feminism is dying"

[@clareatkinson9528]

K-pop is worse than feminism

[@diordemon2717]

@@clareatkinson9528 True that

[@ArifRWinandar]

Once again WrenPC is the best NPC.

[@Crowborn]

Algiark wren acred really well lol

[@michaelmccoy5266]

13:43 is officially my most favorite thing that Sam has ever done

[@kirtdavies]

13:44 Oscar material.

[@DarukaEon]

He just wants to eat his stew! XD

[@tenacityxl]

AAAHHH!!! Priceless.

[@Malva2]

The cameraman wants to laugh so hard

[@coso2]

I was looking 4 this comment

[@Thomas_H._Smith]

The best part is you can kinda even hear Cliff laughing holding the camera.

[@jessep3499]

3:30 “GET IT OFF ME!”Reminds me when spider man had that black venom consuming him😂

[@morganrspringer]

I love how agent 47 kills someone immediately and it’s the repairman Holy Shit I wasn’t expecting to get this many likes damn

[@thelazydire]

That aint many.

[@morganrspringer]

Thelazywire to me it is since I never get this amount of likes

[@sharfw3436]

12:52 "Shaun left the room but you.. you pulled the trigger."

[@kabibi8010]

13:33 The chef just coming around the corner eating cake when there is a shooting. XD

[@LordTankian0]

I like his random scream

[@P1K3L]

Exactly how every mission goes.

[@dyland4125]

14:45 there is a tragic love story going on here, and she gets shot😢😭

[@iota-09]

no shit, that felt like it came out of a thriller of the highest caliber, it was brutal to say the least.

[@TheAJmoviemaker]

Wait, isn't she the General's niece? They say she is in the other ones, so, 0.o

[@jaredgilbertsen7574]

He's a southern general...

[@thedestroyer7008]

Did they kiss

[@alant6305]

14:56 Aww how beautiful do you guys think this part Ivy and Niko beautiful love right there

[@AidanK1337]

Niko: Live forever! Ivy: *Walks away and gets shot*

[@brycestrife5605]

This was so good. The commitment is great.❤

[@ywgan]

14:30 all he wanted to do was have his big bowl of stew :( what a tragedy

[@jamessumner4744]

Lord Potato It’s alright he pasta away he’s in a better place now

[@ninjapistol14]

😂😂😂😂

[@dash4800]

This is how the first run of every mission ends

[@calebharris7568]

Sam running off with the stew gave me life !!!

[@eljefe9617]

13:32 Lmao, look at Sam still eating and worried!

[@howeslife2718]

The flower/armerment banter is hilarious! 😄

[@ZeFluffyNuphkin]

I Know right!

[@jamieswanson4450]

His reply of "no there not" was priceless, exactly how I would reply I couldn't stop laughing.

[@cheesestyx945]

Yea that was funny

[@corgiporgi1705]

Bitch and i said this because u bully

[@sandysusana7759]

Howe's life? I

[@raztufik3590]

13:33 I love how everyone scared and screaming then Sam comes around the corner eating

[@Hostilenemy]

I found it hilarious that Brandon always gets killed immediately.

[@Mid01]

As soon as he went to check, I thought, "You're already dead...again.."

[@Danny_Fernandes]

What’s new lol

[@Trilogy528Airsoft]

Hostile Ikr

[@yeahnayeahnayeahna2463]

Hostile iii

[@alvinsanto9132]

Hostile 2:30 the akward moment when he stoped to rack the slide of the pistol

[@calebgilstrap5092]

Niko: Live forever! Ivy: Literally gets shot 5 seconds later

[@slameradon165]

This had to be the best episode of Airsoft Hitman yet, mostly just due to how well everything seemed to flow together. It's better because they ended up sticking more to the video game rules, and not relaly caring so much about "Being spotted" immediately

[@LordSeethe]

I like when the Arms Dealer and the Flower Child both get stopped by security and there's all this commotion, and in the middle of it all she says "I just need to be zen right now". Lol, that's pretty good for staying in character.

[@lx-icon]

'LIVE FOREVER!' - 2 seconds later...

[@Defiring]

"leave forever"*

[@faheded1455]

16:00 did anyone hear sam saying "everybody is dead boys, eating death stew" lmao

[@sketchie_x]

"I've never used a gun before!" -D

[@ulfheddin3686]

Ah Sams brilliant performance .

[@aseempawaskar]

14:57 he’s like “live forever” and then she DIES

[@xbaxtrollz]

Yup that’s what happened

[@multiplayerrkmedia1764]

I personally think this was the best Real Life Hitman video yet the acting was so funny 🤣

[@orbsdada2800]

11:03 bodyguard get strangled agent 47:whow whow is he ok!(gun drops)is he alive (giggle) got me dead there haha

[@loganjames77]

14:26 "I gotta make my stew!! HERE WE GO! *Gets shot* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KingTylex]

Logan James Lmao

[@CainTheMain]

It went to the left so many times. Agent 47 went from a cold blooded assassin to some reluctant hitman who hasn't done this before. I like it.

[@innocentduckle7735]

Ur gonna lose a lot of points for killing non Targets!

[@boxtank5288]

Max 2117 AND FAILING TO KILL THE ACTUAL TARGET!

[@nextgengaming8569]

Max 2117 I always do it anyway

[@LordBloodraven]

12:50 Wren gave us some of the best acting with that death. It was utterly convincing and hilariously satisfying for anyone who's played as the Hitman.

[@solid_snake.0]

Alfred is a big man already

[@the1obiwan181]

Ivy: Flowers are just as important as bullets Jake:no there not 😂😂I’m dying

[@vladkostin7557]

Awesome) I like how this a totally different outcome. Everyone dead and the target have escaped XD

[@iota-09]

i expected it to be the opposite, as in "no witness TO THE TARGET'S DEATH", but oh well, it really falt tragic and scary af when mike shot ivy. a tragedy really, and it lal happened on-the-spot... that makes it actually scary forreal though, interesting.

[@vladkostin7557]

lol

[@ellas9071]

Me too

[@dezminburgess7960]

2:31 Top secret master agent forgets to rack gun while executing a man with worlds slowest reaction time

[@jamesgeorge7579]

This is my favorite hitman video so far, he was doing so well at first

[@iota-09]

he played like the average hitman player, everyone had their character and acting on-point, the sub-stories felt of a high-budget movie with how they chose to use the clips(imho best part was niko&ivy affair+death scene, came out straight out of a thriller horror, and it all had a tragicomical effect) and even the interactions, there was no flaw in this one(except mike uluckily dropping his silverballer i guess) it was truly the best episode ever.

[@spinakker14]

He was doing great all the way through! At least if you consider this as comedy ;)

[@iota-09]

yeah, it felt like a comedy from the hitman's perspective, and as a horror-thriller from the perspective of the other players infact, and that's why it was so good. i've been actually quite surprised how for most ivy scene had a comical effect rather than an ironically dramatical one

[@spinakker14]

iota-09 yeah, I didn't even think about the horror thriller aspect :D

[@iota-09]

and that seemed to be the case for the vast majority of people... i wonder why? did i watch too many thrillers? or is it something on a psychological level? i'm needlessly intrigued.

[@maximilliandestefano8631]

13:44 Sam running out of the house with a bowl of stew was hilarious

[@mattcuaresma7]

Love how they're just eating while theres a massacre going on

[@IronVigilance]

13:43 I cant stop laughing at how sam is running out of the house with his beef and freaking out 😂😂😂

[@jeremyrobinson6643]

Sam at 13:45 is priceless

[@johntaco861]

God I love Shaun XD he made this way more comedic than it would usually be

[@justincruz8050]

This so entertaining, do this again sometime.

[@commanderdeckard3003]

Niko: "Live forever!" Ivy: *Get's shot immediately*

[@simongromann3091]

I laughed at this part so much that i was afraid to wake up my neighbours xD that was the best part in my opinion :D i loved the irony here so much! sadly a little underrated.

[@mimked]

I was actually afraid that Ivy was going to accidentally give away the general's position.

[@rwg6357]

"You did this You did this to yourself!!!" Ah the killer blaming his victim for his actions

[@HardstyleGamerz]

Love the way that the car licence plate at 2:02 almost spelled evil.

[@Kirbyfire73]

"Flowers are just as important as bullets." ... "No they're not." LMAO

[@omnom117]

I think that was the best episode so far