Noel Gallagher's Oasis DVD commentary highlights

[@glengamble526]

"Is that a man, with legs made of sausages? That's got nothing to do with this song!" LOL!

[@GT380man]

“Wait, are they masturbating those sausages? That’s fucking suspect, that is”.

[@debonaire_nerd]

"See that? I'm not actually having a shave. That's acting, that is".

[@eddysandland58]

Debonaire Nerd, Thats Method Acting Man!!!! He Emersed him self in the role of Noel Gallagher!!!! lol

[@debonaire_nerd]

@@eddysandland58 I hear Daniel Day Lewis has asked Noel for lessons.

[@HolidayKirk]

6:05 "That video won an award... for most black and white British video ever."

[@Cookiekillers911]

"I loved that guitar solo. I did it all by myself."

[@eki_kun]

minutes please

[@rippawallet]

​@@eki_kun14:35

[@JAYJAM2024]

Until you hear The Soundtrack of our Lives , Confrontation Camp....

[@ParisianZee]

"I want my money back for this, that's fooking disgraceful"

[@joemurrell2099]

Noel's commentary on All Around The World is the best bit. I die every time I see it.

[@mardybum74]

+joe murrell me too! haha that part when he talks about the man with sausage legs

[@harrypainter7472]

That's a bit fucking suspect innit

[@TheRealBlueSwan]

"Robbie Williams based his whole career on this song, that's what I fucking hate about it".

[@mywhychromosome]

I love how he starts repeatedly reacting with indignation. "I know for a FACT that's got nothing to do with the song!!" Lol

[@chrissie9865]

I could hardly breathe first time I heard "Is that a man with legs made of sausages!? That's not real!"

[@jollymolly2521]

ROTFLMAO. Noel Gallagher has to be the most hilarious, self-aware "rock star" ever. Not many celebs are willing to sit around and take the piss out of themselves - and he nailed it.

[@Ponco42]

"Who's Sally?" "I don't what you-what the fuck you're talking about." "Is that what you're singing, 'So Sally can wait'?" "No it isn't. But it fucking is now. Nice one."

[@Azivegu]

"That video won an award for the most black and white british video ever. That wasn't an actual record playing by the way and he's not a real clown." Jesus, that was hilariously brutal xD

[@kurtjappy]

"bonehead looks like he's going to the bookies

[@PsychoMetalKid]

I see why they didn't do it with Liam commentary, It would just be: "oi! this a fockin good tune this!" "wonder if i still have that parka?" "Aven’t I still got them glasses somewhere?" "oh yea noel sung this one didn he?" "focken biblical man, good times man, d’ya know whaimean?”

[@CitrineDream]

LOL

[@lachlach3449]

He did the two songs that he wrote (songbird and I'm outta time) and this description is apt

[@rolandtomassi3486]

Still a top man though you know what I mean

[@jordanparker7407]

Bro you are acting as if that isn't exactly what I want

[@themusicindustrialcomplex]

Know what you mean

[@danielmcdermott138]

Paul Weller's greatest moments: 5. Start! 4. In The City 3. That's Entertainment 2. Town Called Malice 1. Apocalypse Yesterday

[@MED0]

He's the funniest rockstar without even trying. Genius

[@lifeisagame2023]

i know over 1,000 comedians, he's funnier than the vast majority

[@stephenwalker850]

The things he says are definitely funny

[@letsdebate839]

Nah Liam is

[@jaww22]

@@stephenwalker850

[@rooneye]

He does TRY though because he tells LIES all the time. Like THIS story about Sally Cinnamon is TOTALLY different to the story he told somewhere else. The OTHER story (Which one if ANY are true I've no idea) went as such (Paraphrasing): "Someone came up to me and said is it Sally Cinnamon? And I said no it's not but I fucking wish I'd thought of that I could have milked that story for years!" Noel does this a LOT mate. Lies about stories. Makes new versions up etc. Probably makes stories up completely from nothing too. Listen out for it now you know mate! Liam does too a BIT but it's more "innocent", if you will, as he knows that we know he's just lying to cover himself up most of the time rather than making up stories and shit or trying to be funny or witty or whatever. He's more a kid lying "No I didn't do that, this is how it fucking went, man" (It never went like that! 🤣)

[@katiemassey9847]

I love how he hasn't watched half of these videos himself and doesn't know the meaning behind any of them. Just makes it even more hilarious!

[@justint9517]

I love the fact that Noel doesnt take himself or Oasis that seriously thats part of what makes them so appealing working class guys who made the best of their big chance

[@madferitman1120]

'what the....why do they end up in hospital? And who's is that helmet? Was she on the bike? Hang on a minute....that's a bit fuckin mad that one' XD

[@dukeswhiteshark]

That wee bit o commentary fi Noel absolutely nailed me too mate,..funny as fuck man!

[@nza1804]

11:10 😂😂

[@GlamRacket]

"Alan looks like he's going skiing." priceless

[@sfshinz]

"...and Our Kid has just come back off maneuvers in fucking the Outer Hebrides somewhere!"

[@aman8086]

“Look how pissed I am there”

[@Charleypassy]

Prince Charles is like "yes, bloody marvellous group"

[@SurviveTheHorror1]

Noel: 'Who wears flip flops to an Oasis gig?'. LMFAO.

[@nobodyspecial675]

"She's covered herself. She's got matches. This is only gonna end in fucking tears, this is." That line doesn't get enough love in these comments.

[@vareeha]

"I'm not actually having a shave there. That's acting." XD

[@jinglejanglinman633]

" our kid looks as if he's just come off manoeuvres in the fookin outer Hebrides!!!" ahahaha. Brilliant!

[@Bonobo1974]

@Alexis Gonzalez Liam looks like he returned from military exercises in a Scottish archipelago

[@MrAussieUK]

The most entertaining 20 minutes i have spent in quite a while.

[@scoobysnacks822]

This could well be the greatest video on KZbin

[@BigDLiquor]

"That's not an actual record player, really and he's not a real clown," Nearly spit out my damn coffee haha

[@nunpucks]

Karl Pilkington and Noel would be hilarious together!

[@Westernden]

OH GOD THE MANC CAPACITY

[@RoelHovenga]

nunpucks It's like listening to Karl doing the commentary!

[@euandagnew6858]

@@peter3deckwizard your right hes not got comedic qualities but that y hes funny cus what he says is funny without him trying

[@harryheath8077]

peter3deckwizard seems you’re pretty ignorant sir

[@euandagnew6858]

@@peter3deckwizard aye ok mate

[@TheMisterMonkeyman]

Simple as...Noel G is one of the funniest fuckers on the planet. Peace.

[@davidjames579]

"You just randomly suggest nonsense and people go film it" Noel encapsulates music videos.

[@Elnont]

You can’t beat Noel’s commentary’s.

[@manolocorp]

Noel confused by the ¨stand by me¨ video is pure comedy gold.

[@thegazelles7084]

‘Nonsense’ - Noel Gallagher

[@shhtha]

"The size of Boneheads shirt! That's fuckin' insane."

[@NicolaiAwesome]

Noel loves “Falling down”: that makes me so happy to hear him say. I love it too and yes, it absolutely was the best song he’d written in years.

[@ck1643]

That album is absolutely terrible

[@NicolaiAwesome]

@@ck1643 No one mentions the album and yet that’s what you feel the need to comment on?

[@ck1643]

@WorkingTitleDG well it is a terrible album. Falling down is just alright as far as a tune is concerned

[@TarikA]

@@ck1643 The album is alright. It has 5 very good songs on it which is enough to keep me satisfied, at least for the later Oasis years. However as for the song, The Importance of Being Idle is way better than Falling Down imho.

[@OrgaNik_Music]

@@ck1643 Much better than the three that came before

[@BlueMonk25]

hahahahaha "Its like they're making Apocalypse Now"!...haha

[@hopebgood]

This has gotta be the most honest and funniest DVD commentary ever :)

[@mateuszkaczmarczyk3645]

I have to agree with Noel on this one. Oasis really do have really bad music videos. Almost all of them are just 16mm camera randomness edited to the music plus some coloring effects.

[@davidjames579]

Directors didn't know what to do with them. Should have got Michel Gondry. He would have made amazing art videos without them in it.

[@iwillheadlockyournan731]

Suppose it’s part of the charm innit

[@nobodyspecial675]

Some of them are okay. Most of these are amazingly amateur, though. Reminds me of the classroom screening after the music video module in film school.

[@maxgallagher2535]

​@@davidjames579the best music videos directors ever to me are David Fincher ( Nine Inch Nails- Marilyn Manson...) Marty Callner (Aerosmith) and Floria Sigismondi ( David Bowie - Bjork- Marilyn Manson - The White Stripes)

[@officialFredDurstfanclub]

Think it’s saying something that the best video here is the one for Cigarettes and Alcohol, and that’s mainly because it’s just the band playing and mucking about with some girls. Live Forever and Stand by Me send me everytime because they are just pure fucking nonsense

[@amal3227]

I keep accidentally finding oasis treasures like this video and I'm ever so grateful

[@justsignmeup911]

"Is that a man with legs made of sausages? That's not real!" -- Spinal Tap

[@monstermonty9074]

"I think it's on the oasis tour. There's tour that goes round Manchester........its very sad"

[@BB.halo_heir]

"If you go on it, don't mither my mum please". ♡

[@acerimmer7557]

"That's not petrol that's holy water" "What that she bought from a garage" 😂

[@stormshadow2k]

Falling down is one of my fav tunes of Noels. Glad he bigged it up.

[@amaroudis]

One of the best commentaries ever...LOL. Never takes himself too seriously..

[@Ryanthebiggs12]

"That she bought from a fuckin' garage?" ..."That defines nonsense!"

[@DiRtYLaWs2007]

I'm off to my local garage for a can of holy water after seeing this.

[@Sxm_8]

Chocolabtastic Smith Someone’s having a fucking laugh

[@thebatman4279]

"I'll 'ave a packet of Revels and half a tank of holy water, please, cheers mate"

[@cece6272]

NOEL IS SO FUCKING COOL love him

[@PartyRockBarbi]

"They are celebrating the end of oasis" that made me laugh so much even though it's sad lol

[@Maximus-hq1cz]

I come back to these videos for a good laugh, thank you Noel.. Good god lolllll

[@Labyrinth1010]

Noel is hilarious. I can listen to him speak about anything. Doesn’t matter. He makes everything funny.

[@effbeeaitch]

absolutely love his commentary on the stand by me video

[@AFaceintheCrowd01]

this gave me a huge laugh on a really boring day

[@nowhereboy7651]

this is my favourite youtube video ever!

[@tomEwylde]

(About the Oasis Tour) "and if you go on it, don't fucking mither my mam." Hahahah, love it

[@LisaWatsonFilm]

"that's weird tho-a skeleton drinking milk." I love this man lol

[@gamblecosmos6784]

Apocalypse Yesterday

[@PedanticGaming]

'who wears flip-flops to an Oasis gig?' *raises hand* and I deeply regretted it after Lyla :)

[@goldenmistakes]

PedanticGaming I was at his HFB show on Sunday in Toronto. He called someone out for wearing flip-flops and it was awesome.

[@jeremyh9841]

he could make the entire video on All around the world.

[@shopo6847]

Getzel Gallagher nice to see you over here Nic, legend

[@jeremyh9841]

you're a legend too mate

[@goose9120]

“load of fucking nonsense that is”

[@PsychoMetalKid]

I’m sure the one for shock of the lightning was: "Is this some sort of LSD trip with all these colours n shite?!?!" “The drummer isn’t in this to play his solo, do ya know why? I sacked him! Hahaha” “This one is ferocious! Almost belongs on Definitely Maybe... oh no wait it doesn’t, drummer never would of been able to play it”

[@OtisNotibrus]

Was there an actual commentary for it?

[@OrgaNik_Music]

@@OtisNotibrus Yeah, there was. I can't remember exactly how it went, but he basically liked the shoot because he only needed to do a couple of poses and then he was done. Edit: There was something about the drum solo too, but I can't remember what. I need to dig up that DVD.

[@charliebadger]

....." A man with legs made of sausages"

[@synthpunkdaddy619]

charliebadger I die laughing everytime i watch that part. "That's not real!" Haha

[@buddhull]

*impersonating American* “Can you just do that agaiiin?”

[@AFTimeLord]

Can people keep talking about Live Forever? I don't think half as many people give that song enough credit for it being on Definitely Maybe.

[@rickrennyoneill]

Needed cheering up and this has done the job. Thanks whoever posted this!

[@WhatInTheDeepestShadeOfFeck]

Even though I love Sunday Morning Call, I did enjoy Noel's absolute disdain for it 😂

[@calebdonnell2633]

This is comedy gold right here

[@fatstorvolay2243]

Noel Gallagher is the funniest bloke in history.

[@XDom75X]

I was at the Sheffield arena gig where don’t look back in anger was debuted!!

[@dls3939]

Noel you beauty. Hey Don't Look Back In Anger is still such an iconic video and tune. Good times .

[@GT380man]

I remember where I was when that came out. Looking back, I didn’t know it then of course, it was the high point of my life.

[@lewisjacksponge2483]

"Maybe the motorbike is off to the radio station to tell them 'Stop this is shit'" Class

[@kellskayetta8887]

I'm dying. This is gold!

[@therealjag]

This is legendary!!!!

[@emilydaffern5812]

Don't think he could of said it any better regarding the first and the last Oasis singles, what a distance that band has travelled, Live Forever.

[@raithrover1976]

What do you think of Leona Lewis covering your song? Fookin' kerching! Thank you very much!

[@casperoomen9111]

His anticipation for sunday puking call gets me everytime😂

[@Camostealth]

I actually really like Sunday Morning Call. I thought it's brilliant.

[@cleftturnip7774]

noel is the karl pilkington of music

[@Lamurias]

my favorite one: "only one word, in fact it's not even a word, more like a sound effect, it goes fucking ca-ching thank you very much"

[@frankieashworth6942]

I'm not actually having a shave there, acting

[@viniciuseneas4036]

"It wasn't petrol, it was Holy Water" can be easily a name of an instrumental song.

[@thomasmohan9565]

“Is this real? Is this a real video?”

[@cardenas1149]

"Apocalypse yesterday" hahahahahahahaha

[@rickysmith8524]

Just love this!

[@synthpunkdaddy619]

"Can you just do that again?" In an American accent 🤣🤣🤣 I cried laughing

[@GT380man]

“”Can you do that but again, this time with a bit more energy in your eyes?”” “To this day I’ve no idea what he meant. Do you want me to stare at you like a serial killer?”

[@jasonhicks3364]

There are “comedians” that are stealing a living and then you got this commentary from NG. It’s comedy gold on levels I cannot express

[@nickparton5663]

"Bag o' shite, that. Waste of an afternoon"

[@mrkipling2201]

How apt was it that they buried Tony McCarroll in the Live Forever video. And stand by me was filmed in Feltham town centre just up the road from my house. Why they filmed it there I have no idea because it wasn’t the most glamorous of places. And it was the biggest thing that had happened there in I don’t know how long. The only other claim to fame that Feltham has is that Freddie Mercury’s parents lived in Gladstone Avenue Feltham. The same road my aunt lived on and literally round the corner from me. If you’re interested. Which nobody is !!

[@GT380man]

My sister lived near there when she came back after 20 years in the states. I remember visiting her & meeting her new, second husband. Inside an hour, I knew he was an alcofrolic. It didn’t end well.

[@Robmgwan]

Noel Gallagher..Legend

[@whatsthechord2783]

Noel Gallagher looking back at Oasis music videos with regret for 20 minutes straight

[@dyskelia]

‘That video won an award. For most black and white British video ever.’

[@marktheblue5780]

Noel is so fookin cool.

[@msanm5]

Shut up kid...you dont know what being cool is.

[@msanm5]

***** Thats what you want to do to Noel

[@hayizmehs1252]

+msanm5 fuck off

[@msanm5]

hayizmehs shut up kid

[@msanm5]

hayizmehs Someone who thinks Noel is cool for this video is just a CHILD, and you are too.

[@LSUOdyssey]

"If you needed 4 guys to walk in slow motion, we were the fookin group" 😄

[@andrewp1075]

"When shit happens, shit is fuckin happening" In other words....deal with it. Great line.

[@traegermethod3802]

"Is that a man with legs made of sausages? That's not real."

[@buckleygeneration]

His utter fucking disdain for music videos is first class comedy.

[@Forestgravy90]

Hang on a minute! Was she on the bike? where did that helmet come from? that's a bit fucking mad that one!

[@michaelmulhall5007]

Robbie Williams based his whole career on all around the world LOL not far wrong!!!

[@deestroyer1885]

Michael Mulhall he got a 80 mill record deal out of that song then . Not too bad!

[@ads2686]

​@@deestroyer1885 and turned down the take that reunion and when the take that reunion was popular as fuck and they started making new music, Robbie williams career went down the toilet and jad to beg to rejoin them, then after 1 tour quit thinking his solo career would take off again and completely flopped. which is fucking hilarious.

[@OzanUtku]

The girl from Falling Down is in Peaky Blinders

[@TarikA]

Omg you're right. She's Tommy's girl after Grace, isn't she?

[@ads2686]

​@@TarikAlizzy

[@RacerPaul3]

I fooking adore this supercut

[@johncomito383]

Hilarious! Thanks for posting this.

[@maxgallagher2535]

"If you need 4 guys to walk around in slow motion, we were the best at that." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Go_Show95]

Weller "apocalypse yesterday"🥂😎