[YTP] Small Town Soviet America

[@noisepuppet]

Source: archive.org/details/gov.archives.arc.896138

[@noisepuppet]

On KZbin kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZPdoqmcbrmAd7c

[@KingHarkinianMah21]

You should always put the source in the comments!

[@JuanC17Playz]

@@noisepuppet San FraarF

[@metrekkie]

I first saw this thing years ago and the scale of the claim combined with a lack of any other evidence of this thing actually existing is still driving me crazy.

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

Have you decided if you're going to make a video using ShowBiz Pizza?

[@UnfittingCarbon]

"The students here are replicants... they are merely mechanical students." Genius

[@jesterlogic6886]

Aww I missed that one lol histimogeotograpghy was a good ringer lol

[@RatPfink66]

Best feature: they get shot for failing subject, they are repaired and back in class next morning! Economical!

[@heroinmom153]

They've gotta watch out for Professor Decker. I hear he's a tough one when it comes to replicant students...

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

"We turn now...."

[@someonenow1]

@@heroinmom153 "Tell 'im I'm teaching."

[@grfrjiglstan]

"They English is not only flawlesses, they special." No other YTPer I know would be bold enough to make a grammar joke like that.

[@mpk6664]

He said that right when I was reading your comment, and it made me burst into tears.

[@riceymartin2203]

Nothing wrong with that statement.

[@MustraOrdo]

@sightinsight 4:28 - 4:30

[@cellina.starfire]

larger, yet smaller, yet smarger, yet laller

[@drgustaf2450]

Thanks to all those plainly-heard conversation

[@jackofallspades98]

A full run-down of the courses offered next semester at STSA University: -Intercourse in American History -Geography -Chemistry -Geomistry -Chemography -American Geograhistomistry -Ameristory -Electrographic Techtronics -Photocrypting -Photocoding -LaAaAab courses in the use of exploOosives -Explodotronics There really is something for all replicants who choose to attend this fine school.

[@4T3hM4kr0n]

How do I enroll there?

[@erinbrown3744]

I’m making my schedule for next semester. I hope that there’s an intercourse in American history class after Lunch o’ clock.

[@erinbrown3744]

I would take Explodotronics, bur it overlaps with my laaab in the use of explooosives. And I also have to think of scheduling around my part-time class.

[@textbookdave5337]

@@erinbrown3744 simple solution, use a miney tikerophone to record the other lecture

[@MetalSlugzMaster]

@@4T3hM4kr0n You enroll by testing at enrollments, then entest at enrollings at entestingments and then entrollingments test results of your intestinements for incontinence.

[@astrolander95]

"They're even taught how to buy lies and die like an American"

[@SsnakeBite]

"They're even taught how to buy lies and die like Americans" - I'm not even entirely sure what that means and yet it still feels like a mood.

[@IMelkor42]

It's some deep truth is what it is.

[@aplimsollpunk2738]

That's probably the most woke line I've ever heard in a ytp.

[@A300-g6y]

@Trevor Archambeault bruh...

[@kenetickups6146]

Trevor Archambeault So are you pointing out that isreal’s a shit state, or are you being antisemetic?

[@FreezepondMapping]

@Trevor Archambeault CRAAAWLING IIIIN MY SKIIIIN

[@parrothammer6652]

That hearing aid in his ear is actually candy, which allows him to hear the dead in hell.

[@4T3hM4kr0n]

that actually makes sense...

[@bored_person]

Maybe I should try sticking candy in my ear.

[@aplimsollpunk2738]

Literally no part of that sentence makes a damn bit of sense. I burst out laughing from its sheer unexpectedness.

[@Sakhmeov]

@@aplimsollpunk2738 What? Isn't it obvious? It's meant to enhance the interiousness of the luxurior, so that even if it is in fact smarger it _seems_ laller.

[@aplimsollpunk2738]

@@Sakhmeov Ah I suppose so. On an unrelated note, you wouldn't happen to know where I could buy one of those newfangled Invisigraphs(TM) would you?

[@StormsongK]

"The entire town is a town designed to train Soviet youth how to American."

[@Circuitssmith]

@@guy_th18 No, youth.

[@nobodycares4321]

Sounds like Facebook

[@Nikolapoleon]

"Trouser trout" is probably now my all-time favorite euphemism.

[@Circuitssmith]

Also the motorist “choking his root”.

[@bachaddict]

this is no ordinary stench!

[@sabrinawelsh3543]

same here now

[@kaden-sd6vb]

That great American institution: a hard-on

[@harrison1735]

Policemen Businessmen Mechanicmen Semen Police Mechanics Business Policemen Mechanical Businessmen Mechanical Mechanics

[@wilberforce95]

the sound effect of the guy hitting the parking meter killed me every time

[@migueltapia1369]

That stuff doesn't exist

[@poly_g6068]

@@migueltapia1369 Not true. My father was a Business Policeman.

[@bruhSaintJohn]

Policemen Businessmen Mechanicmen Mechanical men I'm a mechanical I'm a mechanical I'm a mechanical man Plays command and conquer music

[@christianvelez5608]

No matter where I looked, everything in town was a noun.

[@bensirach3586]

I mean, it's true, grammatically speaking.

[@butcherax]

@@bensirach3586 Except shop, which is also a verb ;)

[@bridgetoneill9684]

@@butcherax shop can be a noun as well, though

[@saintsea-hat7891]

Bridget O'Neill r/whooosh

[@bachaddict]

But even more unusual is the absence of cheech.

[@SsnakeBite]

"You are a tool... of democracy!" From heel turn to face turn in one fell swoop.

[@Da_ComputerMonster]

*"The Best is Yet to Come" starts playing*

[@SlaughterhouseDb]

_Managed_ Democracy, of course.

[@GibusWearingMann]

That great American institution: The laughter box.

[@ange1playzgamez]

I’m gonna say this YEET

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

The hard on.

[@DaltonSligh]

“Explodotronics” sounds like an industrial metal band

[@TheLarryburns84]

sounds like something you'd see on the back cover of a mediocre 80s shred metal album, I kinda love it

[@Beeks81]

"Today, we are no longer faced with that problem. ...buboblem. Mmm." Fucking killed me.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

The extra "mmm" is just so satisfying.

[@kaden-sd6vb]

Regardless, these men are f*cking porpoises directly in the ass.

[@AMathMonkey]

Nothing complements the interious luxurior of a room better than miny tichrophones.

[@sadgoy.]

Installed under his balls, of course.

[@LinkMcStink]

I'm just picturing this as the original edit for the video sent by the Russians just confuse the CIA.

[@TheSuperCommentGuy]

After lunch, you wanna have lunch? To try lunch. We'll take lunch. Learn what makes lunch. And then practice lunch. It is now lunch o'clock. Lunch is dismissed until lunch.

[@migueltapia1369]

All the students in Hollywood Little Soviet America got fat

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

@@migueltapia1369 what about the mechanical mechanics?

[@migueltapia1369]

@@jeffcarroll1990shock mechanical mechanics are real

[@RatPfink66]

In Soviet Ukraine lunch is luxury of high party officers. Everyone else eat lard on dark bread in between operation of machine. You forget to wipe hands on apron, you will be shot. If this cause time losing accident, you will be shot, then sent to gulag.

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

When I went on a trip to the Hollywood Soviet American Republic, I found hundreds of razor blades in my ass. And no matter where I look, there were gnomes.

[@KingHarkinianMah21]

Ninya / Ninja Brifsanovich the Saiyan did you spend time in the laughter box?

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

@@KingHarkinianMah21 Yes. And I got to meet some of the Mechanical Mechanics.

[@dntapringl8314]

*They gnomes*

[@aaronhilliker7566]

"No matter where you look, there are gnomes. Their old people aren't any larger than our children. As a matter of fact, they're smaller." Iconic

[@ancilodon]

I swear this is one of Noisepuppet's best. I'm almost crying.

[@WeebRemover4500]

rarely even come by a single wordmixing like the business policemen

[@westdakotaofficial7940]

ancilodon imo his poops of 70s ads were the highlights of his career so far

[@butcherax]

It started off slow but I was in stitches by the end.

[@Karmy.]

The sentence mixing and word mixing jokes are top notch

[@Circuitssmith]

Probably the earliest TooT in history, such an innovation.

[@SynysterShadow]

"Most of the activity seems to center around the center of a small activity center, that is located in the center" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Sakhmeov]

Naturally; and note that this is no ordinary stench. This is what makes the businessman's small cock seem large.

[@finn8665]

5:12 “the students you see here have to poop. They happy. :)”

[@singleproppilot]

They have beer. The rest of the town’s population is stupid.

[@dasbakon]

5:12 "The students you see here had to poop. They happy. They have Beer." Sounds like most students I've encountered.

[@Oecobius33]

"Even more unusual is the absence of Cheech." You should've pasted Chong somewhere in that shot. Anyhow, great stuff as usual! I'm gonna have to start using the euphemism "trouser trout."

[@DeSinc]

just found my latest favourite YTPer

[@Rxmbler]

Hey look, it's that half life guy!

[@fredoriagaming4466]

Nice!

[@bachaddict]

Hey desinc! would love to know your favourite ytp of his!

[@Bonerhead02]

it took me until 5:50 to realize this was about espionage during the red scare

[@13CaptainPrice]

Those poor porpoises

[@drgustaf2450]

Nevertheless…….

[@YoumuHoover]

"The wrist watch can fit up my as up to a distance up to 12 feet"

[@Tirgo69]

Toot in the first frame is a good sign

[@Maldoror2112]

Twin Toots, no less!

[@subzerobadass]

They English is not only flawlesses, but they special. The Soviets probably hired those malfunctioning androids from Mad Dogs and English Lessons to teach them.

[@jackofallspades98]

No wonder the professor talks about lunch the same way the guy from that video talks about having class

[@noisepuppet]

they happy

[@KingHarkinianMah21]

They’re all Mary Smith years old

[@thesovietman8561]

@@noisepuppet I too happy!

[@bachaddict]

@@noisepuppet the rubber faced psycho found a home where everything was a noun

[@Consural]

The habitants: (They all seem to be bees.) *Policemen *Businessmen *Mechanic Men *Semen *Police mechanics *Business policemen *Mechanical Businessmen *Mechanical Mechanics

[@bachaddict]

did you perform a closer examtion? did it veal anything else?

[@noisepuppet]

@@bachaddict I came here to ask exactly this

[@butcherax]

I am definitely going to be using the term 'trouser trout' at the first opportunity. Thanks NP

[@FriendlyKat]

Most of the activity seems to center around a small activity center that is located in the center.” Wow… incredible. This and the random spazzes absolutely killed me. LOL

[@wuffdog]

2:38 hearing "sksksk" coming from a 70s film is a true wonder of the ages

[@129140163]

wuffdog That looks older than ‘70s to me. That looks more like early-mid ‘60s to me.

[@Code7Unltd]

This looks more like the 60s (40s-50s, perhaps?). Then again, this is easily researched on the National Archives.

[@themightiestofbooshes9443]

i don't get it

[@Zorro9129]

@@129140163 Nah, definitely late 20's.

[@OPG2711]

1960 to be exact :)

[@WeebRemover4500]

But there are many strange things about church. Even a casual observer would note the utter fascists

[@Sheevlord]

who spend their leisure time indulging in the all-american institution - a hardon

[@PalaceIV]

The miney ticrophones / under my balls joke kills me everytime. This seems like such a great source for jokes. Has me laughing all the way through.

[@DomingosMultichannel]

i laughed so fuckin hard to this, even as a german guy i can understand your word mixing so good. appreciate it.

[@MetalSlugzMaster]

Brilliant editing. I just might start calling lunch time "lunch-o'clock"

[@RatPfink66]

"Sandia Area" refers to Sandia National Laboratories, located on Kirtland AFB in Albuquerque. The city footage was probably shot in various Burque locations. Clues to a western locale include a Coors beer sign at 0:08 and the LA Times and Denver Post on the newsstand at 5:50.

[@Bolt473]

“Most of the activity seems to center around the center of a small activity center that is located in the center.”

[@Malzanar2010]

Interious luxerior with miny ticrophones. Probably my favorite YTPism is that syllable swapping stuff. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TaylorMMontgomery]

Imagine the voice over guy that voiced this is the 60s seeing this now. A crazy repetition of his voice...a creation made by a contraption with a mouse and keyboard.

[@RevenSkinn]

"smaller yet larger" -guy

[@AClockworkHellcat]

"Most motel rooms display inexpensigraphs. This one, however, displays invisigraphs. These are invisible."

[@chrisprofitt4947]

Drugs.....It has em!!!

[@cphillips805]

In my personal opinion this is one of the best YTPs out there. But, I think I could make a pretty good objective argument for it. The quality of the edits and sentence mixing. The consistent cleverness of the jokes, where every other joke is as good as that one single joke that you remember from most YTPs. Yet, it has

[@natebot321]

Noisepuppet is reaching the pinnacle levels of his craft

[@Circuitssmith]

In a time when all of civilization seems to be spinning wildly off its axis, thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for this otherworldly emergency exit, however temporary.

[@alandpost]

After lunch, they had lunch.

[@AMathMonkey]

Dude, that's quite a bit of lunch.

[@alandpost]

@@AMathMonkey They had lunch.

[@nicktanski]

"Everything In Town Is a Noun" sounds like a Schoolhouse Rock song

[@DatFMEntertainment]

There are many strange things about church indeed.

[@migueltapia1369]

All priests do evil in God's name

[@RatPfink66]

doors always locked because instructors grading papers inside. also weekly vodka social where we decide which students to get shot.

[@davidvega462]

"This is a testicle. They can be found all over you." 🤣🤣🤣

[@v2robosapien]

american geograhistomestry

[@Kowgan]

No matter where you look, most of the activity seems to center around the center of the small activity center that is located in the center.

[@AdventurousInsight]

“ you are a tool... of democracy lul”

[@Chronochrome]

i'm so happy to see you uploading again, you have to be one of the top 5 poopers ever

[@zalibecquerel3463]

"I hope this video has some TOOT in it" 0:01 "OUTSTANDING!!!"

[@ight3817]

Lmao those sound effects when the guy is pointing and hitting that meter 1:01 Gotta use those more often🤣

[@raidensreturn]

"A long metal probe can be attached to the mic, and pushed through the dick" OMG, I actually choked on my water. Shit

[@RatPfink66]

you would be amazed at the fidelity of the ball sounds.

[@JetFalcon710]

"The vibrations then vibrate through the ass to the microphone, clearly reproducing any sounds emanating from the balls."

[@shoopusdawhoopus]

it truly blows my mind how well you can sentence mix with the sources you use, what with the poor quality and all

[@GolemAvalanche]

Mechanical businessmen, mechanical mechanics, even mechanical students. The Soviet spy game spared no expense.

[@mochiboot6502]

gotta be one of the best YTPs of all time

[@wilberforce95]

Electrographic tectronics, photocrypting and photocoding sound like majors from a steampunk alternate universe.

[@acasta403]

"A closer examination of the inhabitants would reveal that all of them seem to be bees"

[@nickrollstuhlfahrerson8659]

‘That hearing aid in his ear is actually candy’ Iam dying

[@JetFalcon710]

"...which allows him to hear the dead in Hell!"

[@thomasbaron5367]

"... behind the walls, or under my balls." *dead* 🤣

[@brandoncase1477]

"Inception? Okay. It's so obvious." Had me ROLLING.

[@Dovah21]

"A closer examation of the habitants would 'veal that all of them seem to be beastsszdzdz."

[@Saphiren]

most of the activity seems to center around the center of the small activity center that is located in the center

[@jameselliot9114]

The installation of these ticrophones took mimes, and the cucking WoW made them SuSsable

[@JontyMaster]

1:01 Those Hanna Barbera sound effects synced with the tapping just make it XD Also, *_BEESZUZUZUZU_*

[@noisepuppet]

I see you've undertaken a closer examtion of the habitants to veal their true idention.

[@cloudwyrms9752]

Parents: Didn’t you listen to your teacher in the Zoom meeting? The Zoom meeting: 3:18

[@go_outside5511]

What’s not to like? Drugs? It has ‘em and you can find hundreds of razor blades in your chocolate undies

[@fleetwoodvo8673]

"Trolls are not necessary!" Krushchev knew the web brigades wouldn't work from day one.

[@bensirach3586]

A TOOT right from the beginning. Today's a good day.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

*Tootday

[@butanebandit]

Those were the days when a tie clasp could operate continuously for 4 hours. I miss the good American-built tie clasps. Nowadays I have to switch my tie clasp out every 20 minutes or recharge it yet again after it gives up..

[@fungusmcbungus7943]

0:57 I was also under the impression that everything in my town was a noun :0

[@mastermarkus5307]

The wacky sound effects when the guy hits the parking meter really get me.

[@sonataavalon6017]

“He’s allowed to hear the dead in hell.” “Anime much?”

[@Ledwix]

...Central Hollywood, one of the southern Soviet American republics. Truth bomb right here!

[@Kintsugi23]

I swear since coming back you've only gotten funnier. This shit had me crying.

[@kenkarsonn]

“There are many strange things about church” Vatican: *starts sweating*

[@Abtastix]

4:30 “you are a tool...” >:( 4:32 “of DEMOCRACY” :)

[@SpamNapkin]

The students you see here had to poop. They happy. They have beer.

[@9thDallasMowerExpo]

I totally want to study Explodotronics.

[@RootedHat]

Aaah yes. The famous town of Amerinitsa! Also.. for 4 hours?! Absolute legend

[@ernestcruz6316]

4:04 - "Daddy, I want a C*ntaphone like they have!" "Ask your mother son..."

[@FuelAirSparkTime]

Killing myself laughing here man this one was fuckin mint .. so many hilarious things going on in this one

[@Shockzone1495]

I can't stop laughing I'm about to have a heart attack 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️⚰️⚰️

[@FOF275]

04:17 The greatest word in ytp history

[@Finn-rf7vz]

Drugs. It has 'em!

[@Gunshiro]

Man has xmas come early? So many amazing noisepuppet videos in such a short time!

[@newoldstock_]

"We turn now"

[@toasted2807]

after LUNCH you will have LUNCH to try LUNCH, you will take LUNCH, learn what makes LUNCH, and then practice LUNCH. It is now LUNCH o'clock. LUNCH is dismissed until LUNCH.

[@winteringgoose]

Why is "interious luxurior" my new favorite phrase?

[@TheUnforgiven59]

2:29 I couldn't stop laughing!

[@billgueltig6136]

That great American institution , a hard on

[@bachaddict]

When I grow up I want to be a mechanical businessman in a town where everything is a noun.

[@drgustaf2450]

Plainly heard conversations

[@GBart]

Most of the activity seems to center around the center of a small activity center that is located in the center