Noita New Year's Content Patches!

[@FuryForged]

Yeah, so the "wishlist" screenshot at 0:38 is a mistake. But, hey, at least it wasn't anything that DOXXED me, eh? I used the snipping tool to get a screenshot of my Twitch page, but I didn't rename it from the default "Capture" - I think you can guess what I did next. That's right. I grabbed a shot of my wishlist to show somebody that and I overwrite the old one. Whoops...

[@ice_kraken55]

Man's waiting for silksong, too. 🤡

[@somekeyboard5282]

how did that even happen

[@vxpdx]

@@somekeyboard5282 he just explained it man, he took a screenshot, then likely placed it in the video and continued editing the video. But then he took another screenshot and it overwrote the original capture, causing it to automatically update on his project.

[@egornick9206]

Just a fact, that you are getting scared of being doxxed for sharing your wishlist is terrible.

[@AdmiralTails]

@@egornick9206 He's not, he's just acknowledging worse things that could've happened with an accidental screenshot replacement.

[@uugabuuga7450]

thank god they did the "pet the x" in typical noita style. it would feel out of place if it couldn't randomly kill you

[@Mythraen]

And, with explosion immunity, or high health and the ability to heal, you could potentially have utility from it.

[@erixxl]

@@Mythraen weaponizing petting mechanics, the most Noita thing the devs could even do

[@SanAntonioJoker]

a subtle jab suggesting reddit pet the x posters should go boom boom

[@uugabuuga7450]

@@SanAntonioJoker I remember seeing some dev being pissed about "can you pet the dog?" and talking about wanting to add a petting mechanic that either randomly kills the animal or you. I think Nolla-games made a nice compromise that might please both sides of that argument.

[@WordofSil]

It's crazy cool that the noita devs didn't stick to their resolution to stop updating this game!! Noita lives on!

[@morales6224]

It's like Relogic with Terraria, *they just can't stop themselves*

[@wesleykoewing8596]

@@morales6224 lmao, I love that they just gave up entirely with the facade of the “final update”

[@morales6224]

It's great

[@itsukarine]

That's how you know devs love their art.

[@godslayer9000]

@@wesleykoewing8596 It was a really good marketing strategy if nothing else, entice the entire playerbase, active or not, with the double whammy of nostalgia and sadness of a "final update" to a decade old, universally beloved game, then come out of left field with the "nah jk lmao".

[@notloopers1110]

i swear to god if you guys find a way to one shot the final boss or something using the ability to get touch of piss im going to scream

[@FuryForged]

Welllll

[@notloopers1110]

Oh god he's dead isn't he

[@Contextallion]

Cool thing with clusterbolt bounce, it also activates after a "circle of" spell ends (found this out while screwing with true orbit)

[@FuryForged]

Nice one!

[@Nymphs]

Thank you for putting everything together in a straightforward video Fury!

[@FuryForged]

Thanks Nymphs! I hope you've been doing well.

[@Nymphs]

@@FuryForged I have ^.^

[@Can-uj5pv]

It is very fitting that the karma boss would have karma damage as a mechanic

[@lordfriedrick7911]

I'm surprised the Noita devs didn't called those ghosts Inky, Pinky, Blinky and Clyde (the names of the Pac Man ghosts)

[@folksguyreal]

2:59, Noita Imaginary Technique: HOLLOW WHITE

[@strikermodel]

Adding spells that make self damage beneficial is great!

[@stanz47]

This is the one video of yours and others I will not watch. For the first time in ages Noita has content I've never seen, and I don't want to waste the innocence of finding a new spell or boss somewhere in the world I never knew about. I want to be in the dark and experience this update like its my first time playing because I'll never know when it will be the last update.

[@FuryForged]

I 100% respect that. Enjoy the journey!

[@stanz47]

@@FuryForged Thank you! One thing I will ask, is that did it mention or hint and new secrets or anything pertaining to past secrets? I'm really curious to see if i need to keep my eye out a lot when the update gets to main branch one day

[@Jacob-ee8ux]

@@stanz47 nah he doesn't say anything about past secrets

[@stanz47]

@@Jacob-ee8ux sounds good, thank you

[@deathbunny7572]

The new polymorph spell actually would be a great for polymorph eggs (along with shields and whatnot). And so would a bunch of boomerang white holes

[@FuryForged]

Oh my, you just solved the problem with using destruction in an egg. I think the new spell in a hollow egg would be the perfect anti-poly egg strat now.

[@jimijenkins2548]

@@FuryForged If I can't have my original form, nobody can.

[@MagicGumable]

5:20 the Jarated effect of the touch of gold is also a nice tf2 sniper reference :D

[@FuryForged]

Yeah, there is also actually an extremely rare variant of the sniper enemy which spawns on TF2 release day each year in Snowy Depths. Instead of shooting bullets, it throws jars of pee at you.

[@stokes6238]

I didn’t know the chance for the little guy to explode when petting him was so low. It literally happened to me the first time I tried it and never petted them again lol

[@fish.come.from_the_milk]

Interesting how both bosses are meat-themed in their own ways

[@maximusthedude8305]

So with the addition of meatball now, doesn't that mean we have a kolmi each for magic, technology, and nature? Can you combine them somehow and fight ultimate kolmi? There must be some kind of secret right?

[@FuryForged]

The developer in charge of the content, Hempuli, did say that he wanted to do that, but he ran out of time on his contract, so that’ll have to wait… Unless he did have time and it’s perfectly possible right now and he was just trolling/hinting ;)

[@maximusthedude8305]

@@FuryForged Oh, that's really awesome that they were thinking about it, even if they haven't put it in. Hopefully that stays a possibility for the future, ever since they added mecha kolmi I was hoping they'd complete the trifecta and allow us to reunite them one day. If it ever happens I hope it's an absolutely brutal fight too haha. Thanks for the response : )

[@DaganKay]

Thinking about clearing my profile and starting from scratch when this drops. stoked

[@Lykoz.]

Now, to see what happens when you mix the sun with the new toy.

[@romaliop]

I think thematically the deer boss would be better not as an "unlockable" boss that just spawns in the middle of the nowhere, but akin to Steve/Skoude in that if you slaughter innocent creatures, the boss will spawn in some more inconvenient location for the player where you can't just miss it entirely. It's unlikely to trigger anyway unless you use some very specific spells or tactics, so I don't think it warrants to be a "secret" boss in the sense that you both have to trigger something and then go out of your way to a specific location to find it.

[@victrium1642]

Haha the Urine buff says you sense an increased probability of receiving a critical hit. Gotta put in that team fortress 2 reference too

[@brunovondra1819]

Hämis 👍

[@matteocapanna2535]

Hämis 👍

[@ravencoding]

Hämis 👍

[@doctorhealsgood5456]

Hämis 👍

[@holocene9953]

I eat up your videos, can’t get enough of it, keep creating !

[@liberatetheforks666]

*puts on old man glasses* Ive been shifting guiding powder since they added potion alchemy, by gummit. Back in those days id wear an onion on my belt, which was rhe style at the time... Where was i?

[@user199x]

What are you talking about reference? EVERY outhouse has a heart on the door in real life

[@FuryForged]

I'll have to go on an outhouse tour around the world.

[@Gurgleschlortz]

Urine makes you take more crits huh? Sounds like the alchemists have learned about jarate...

[@derpaboopderp1286]

I think they should make the goat boss get ambrosia as well if youre ambrosia’d

[@NekoKhris]

...would Instant Deathium work against the new island boss?

[@theocatic2295]

Kind of wish they made it so that any material that gets transmuted into gold turns into toxic gold instead. Would have been way more interesting than making it so that gold shifts practically never happened.

[@noahdoss1967]

The community better call one of the ghosts “clyde”!!

[@derdiedaswasndas]

14:44 the pacifist clear rly sells the point on restraint when it comes to murdering innocent xd

[@mega_jonne1546]

Muodonmuutos means shapeshift

[@Egg-Thor]

Notification gang 😎 I WAS WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO!

[@casualsatanist5808]

Does Tappy reflect say toxic sludge damage onto you if you have toxic immunity? Does it just reflect ANY damage onto you no matter the type?

[@Aki8w8]

Last video I saw was two years ago doing a ridiculous NG+++++ something

[@water9818]

Hello, I found a bug when resetting the save game and unlocking the nightmare without collecting orbs, and already in the nightmare, starting to collect orbs from them will issue an empty spell. It is considered as a projectile without a name or description, it requires 10 mana

[@FuryForged]

Interesting. How exactly did you trigger it?

[@water9818]

​@@FuryForged As I described above, you need to take the orb in a nightmare without taking it in a normal game for the first time

[@water9818]

P.s Later I died and also in a nightmare I went to take an orb from the pyramid and an empty spell also fell from it

[@trujo1053]

any updates in when its coming for main branch??

[@FuryForged]

Nope. We have no idea when it might. I recommend everyone who is really interested in Noita to play on beta branch. There really is no reason not to at this point. It's not more unstable.

[@ChathSuaco]

Wonder if they did anything with the involved mysteries.

[@casualsatanist5808]

Holy shit. If the pouch can be used in shifts, then doesnt that mean that we could shift something into poly master flesh? Turn the lake into it and then eat it for infinite poly immunity

[@FuryForged]

Nah, unfortunately stinky meat isn't a powder and can't be put into the pouches.

[@casualsatanist5808]

@@FuryForged god damnit Thank you for letting me know though!

[@harmlesstherobot7181]

Finally. The mega piss laser.

[@patrickbennett4043]

Is thia on steams beta ? Doesnt seen to be there yet

[@FuryForged]

It is, yes.

[@aquapotato..]

2:03 what are those spells next to the multi casts with a gold border?

[@spartanfoxie]

i think theyre the larpa multicasts that cast a spell around itself in the pattern shown

[@Avriel_Mimiga]

im gonna have to get the game eventually We love Noita

[@tolafia6708]

Hamis my beloved

[@doodblat]

Hamïs 👍

[@dorcusss3693]

oh I didn't even know you streamed

[@FuryForged]

5 years!

[@FuryForged]

;) twitch.tv/furyforged (and kzbin.info)

[@gliftor]

I've never seen one before. No one has, but I am guessing it is a White Hole.

[@ShadowPuss]

I accidentally killed the stag boss during a run, i didn't know what it was, shot it, saving grace saved me and then it died, so now i know why haha

[@donniethezombie4495]

Doubt

[@nanaki5467]

Meanwhile, just bought the game and having a hard time 3rd biome being like: FuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuCK!

[@simpson6700]

that's quite normal, noita is difficult and unforgiving.

[@arthuralpaca]

14:31 Jesus Christ

[@TheBigLou13]

noo why the gold shift nerf >.< better make gold worthless (all prices x2 per gold-shift or something like that) than making it hard to get - since later in a run you can get giant amounts anyways...

[@youngphil8766]

Buump

[@pimplyface64]

Why is this not a mobile game D:

[@FuryForged]

Because it would absolutely destroy any phone.

[@Mast3rB3ard]

Why does he always sound like someone stepped on his balls when saying Noita...

[@FuryForged]

You alright?

[@theme7363]

when does it stop being a 32 bit pos that runs 16fps on a 7950x?

[@bruhmoment4876]

So how "normal" people are supposed to kill that deer boss without ambrosia and without going to a hundred of parallel worlds for perks?

[@goranzerdin8446]

A noob's first idea: have healing and chip away small amounts of deer's hp and heal in between.

[@reptheh]

noita forever

[@Hawkerra]

Gosh. I thought they were done with this game.

[@potatodadave]

It doesn't matter if its about new content or simple bugfixes, im always amazed at how often the devs update Noita after like 3 years, every time i see a new update im between "wow so cool thanks" and "devs are you fine are you healthy?"

[@foxepunz4849]

I imagine they add stuff to noita out of the love they have for their game, similar to terraria but on a smaller scale

[@NewUser000NewUser]

Well, this and steam sales keep bringing new and old player in. IIRC, we've got the most active users not long ago.

[@herec0mestheCh33f]

Hämis 👍

[@auxchar]

Instant Deathium is the most Noita thing I've ever heard of, lmao

[@ryanclemons1]

I love the deer boss Idea maybe it was not on purpose but it feels like the game is saying "For all the pain you have done to the innocent creatures I will send back to you 10 fold"

[@lainothefirst]

The boss knows the single best weapon against me is myself

[@toddhoward1892]

0:39 Nice wishlist! I don't think that's what was meant to be there though.

[@FuryForged]

Huh...oh, I know how it happened. I used snipping tool to get a screenshot of my Twitch page, but I didn't rename it from the default "capture" and then I overwrote it with another snip, lmao

[@frozenmana]

In a nightmare mode world, if a hammis gets glass cannon, does the explosion radius scale? I need to know

[@alexstaro]

asking the real important questions here 🙌🙌

[@kormana]

i was surprised hearing fury actually pronounce hämis decently well, but then i heard the muodonmuutos pronounciation ☠☠☠

[@FuryForged]

😭

[@domjancepic8491]

So like yk how the meat boss is the heart of kolmi, the pyramid boss the legs of kolmi and etc. It would be cool that they all dropped a special item which can be combined at the mountain altar with the Salt to create a true final boss which would be the actual kolmi which would be huge and super hard to defeat even for pros like you, but when defeated you would get the crown jewel if you completed the sun quest.. i really hope something like that gets added because even the 34 orb kolmi is pretty easy to beat with the right spell and wand combination

[@UOAPlays]

I actually really like that idea. It would be cool to have a ridiculously giant boss to fight. Like Shadow of the Colossus style.

[@domjancepic8491]

@@UOAPlays True!

[@toastmaster914]

I stopped playing Noita for a few months, but now I started again, I can see why I like it so much.

[@epickduk]

I'm guessing none of the new content offers any hints towards the Cauldron or Eye puzzles, otherwise Fury would have said something. Or at least, no hints that have been found yet.

[@Contextallion]

Should've mentioned how kicking the heart of Kolmi causes it to spin

[@FuryForged]

I was going to, but when I went in to get footage of it he didn't spawn and I wanted to get the video out. I'll put that in the video that is just about him that I do soon.

[@Contextallion]

@@FuryForged good idea, and thanks for explaining why

[@RedRiotRoss]

White hole is fuckin incredible

[@RedRiotRoss]

Also I'd note that enemies can still hit you with the big heal bolt so you can just toss it at an enemy still to get healed

[@cortster12]

Fun fact, if you use white hole and black hole together it nullifies the attraction and repulsion effects, making it do nothing except dig.

[@cweeperz7760]

Bred riot bross?!?!

[@CaptainAOrange]

Does this mean fish are canonically evil in noita lore?

[@Cyrikyty]

When it comes to "godrun" kills of the deer boss without ambrosia, you could always use an infinite damage wand and either survive via saving grace or use up a single extra life. Unless it bypasses the temporary immunity frames you get from those.

[@itsukarine]

i have mixed feelings about spoiling all the new stuff but im so hungry for more noita content... im just waiting for the update to main branch because i want the refined experience they ultimately decide on only

[@FuryForged]

It's understandable. Normally all this stuff would have been pushed to main in only a couple weeks, tops, but we've had content from 6 months ago that still hasn't been pushed to main! Hopefully all of this goes to main sometime in the next couple months.

[@Dayz3O6]

That exploding pet remind me of exploding critter in warcraft 3 or starcraft, where you spam clicking it until it explode in a mushroom cloud.

[@gostlyplays]

lol the fire damage being based off of max hp and then being multiplied by ten just destroying you

[@xytio]

Holy crap I didn’t even know about the outhouse till I watched this ahahahah AND it spawns the touch of piss 🤣🤣🤣 that is so freaking amazing! I wonder if they were thinking of me when they added it or if they just happened to be watching Shrek 😝 thanks so much for mentioning me tho btw I feel like I made it big being mentioned in a FuryForged video! Lol ❤❤❤ love ya dude! Great vid as always and I can’t wait to see the next coming ones!

[@Zaechus]

I'm excited to try the white hole spells on my travel wand. I wonder if it's powerful enough to repel polymorphine while moving?

[@TheLeaderOfTheBabyBirbArmy]

Hmmm, never heard of this game. From the thumbnail, it looks quite a bit like terraria. Maybe I'll check this game out sometime! Thanks for introducing me to it!

[@josephnichols7419]

Hey fury, I have a problem. While I have been able to make it to coal pits pretty regularly, I have never made it past hiisi base. I’ve been following a bunch of beginners tips and tricks guides, but still, no jungle. I don’t know what to do. Can you help me out?

[@CoolGuy-yk9kd]

ah noita added another orb boss how lovely

[@b.t7452]

FINALLY, URINE!!!!

[@theweakbeast7833]

14:35 is this the 2nd meat biome? lol

[@Grill_Boss]

It would be amazing if you could make videos about apotheosis and im sure many people would feel the same way (Plus it means more epic noita videos)

[@martinpetruska5040]

I had a run on the beta branch where i got a hämis egg and i saw the pet promt come up and didnt know it was a thing, and on the first pet it exploded and killed a multi hour long run

[@jacthing1]

Classic noita lol. Guess it really loved you like you were it's mother.

[@JNPR_STYX]

Probably doesn’t work- has anyone tried putting a necromancy spell on Deadly Heal, to see if there’s any effect on the zombie player?

[@Exerlin]

6:50 when you say "[gold] will be shifted into something else", does it shift it into the material it would shift into if you weren't holding a flask/pouch, or does it choose a new, random material?

[@conoa_]

Rather than making the deer boss wipe away your stains, it should just share whatever stains the player has. Ambrosia? Thanks for sharing. Step in fire? Now you take a % of the boss' hp. Maybe it could even share healing from circle of vigour to force a more creative healing wand, or they could code berserkium to make the projectiles/ghosts larger, idk...

[@PixelatedPuzzlements]

Now go check out Fury Squared

[@kaamau4358]

Hey, I believe clusterbolt has some kind of interaction with luminous drill. I set up a wand with trigger spark bolt -> clusterbolt -> triple spell -> luminous drill x3. Eveything died in glorious explosions! (Including myself)

[@davidkilmer]

Another use of white hole... If you cast both white and black hole simultaneously, the gravity effect cancels out. So you get the effect of chaotic transmutation, but without the mess.

[@Jezzared]

So sad that the ghosts weren't named in Pac-Man fashion, with one of them inexplicably having a non-rhyming name. I was truly hoping one of them would be "Clyde".

[@horsetrainerguy]

they changed the look of the potion thrower hiisi’s flasks too

[@auxchar]

Hämis 👍

[@KeithSammut]

I love this video. this is what it was like when I first joined this channel. GOD TIER

[@derram0k]

I think using a greek letter to cast the deadly heal negates the self damage. Either that or it was because the wand had an always cast downwards larpa.

[@billyjohnsotocid8958]

Thanks Fury, and is that important the dark cave to get it's own soundtrack?... 🤔

[@casualsatanist5808]

Can we call Tapio's vassal for Tappy?

[@xm-1-24-b4]

I just realized that the ghosts have the color scheme of Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde from pac-man

[@alexhirt4382]

I literally got the one percent chance the first time I ever pet a hamis. I thought it was a cruel joke and happened every time so I haven't done it since😂

[@mikaelious9550]

One more thing about Tapion Vasalli, is that it actually makes all innocent creatures - even the ones spawned by the Muodonmuutos spell - explode on death. Brutal.

[@someguy4252]

all of this looks cool... just the damage reflection boss seems invincable without ambrosia unless they give it a weakness like a type of damage it cant reflect.